[ Static ]
Hello?
[ Sniffs ]
Oh, my. It smells like
this room
has not been cleaned
for five whole seasons...
of a television show.
[ Clucks ]
Oh! Hello, Chicken!
Oh, your chair so dirty.
If I clean,
you no run away, okay?
[ Clucks ]
You promise?
[ Clucks ]
[ Squawking ]
I like you, chicken.
[ Squawks ]
[ Flies buzzing ]
[ Clucking ]
[ Wind whistling ]
Oh, man! I just realized
they'll probably show
the "Sex and the City "
Trailer!
Why are you so excited?
I tried to drag you
to the last one,
and you almost
broke up with me.
The last one
flopped pretty bad,
so the studio's making the
third one more guy-friendly.
[ Film projector clicking ]
Well, the lack of testes
was making me testy,
but this boring event
just took a sperm
for the better.
[ All laugh ]
Huh?
Hey, everyone! This chick
is giving me some--ah,
you know what? It's too easy.
Joke withdrawn, everyone.
Joke withdrawn.
"The detective said
Samantha's collar was rigged
to blow as soon
as she made a sex pun,
so it couldn't have been on
her for more than seconds."
[ Cellphone rings ]
Carrie, come
to Miranda's, quick!
The collar was rigged to blow
as soon as she tasted tuna.
But ironically, she was making
an actual tuna-fish sandwich.
MR. Big, someone
is k*lling my friends!
You've got to help us!
Carrie, I have two secrets.
First, my real name
isn't Alexander Big.
My second secret...is this.
[ Shing! ]
Out of the way, gaybies!
Hyah! Hyah!
Aah!
Ha ha!
Aah!
Big? I feel so strange.
Your brain is getting used
to your new body, Miss Bradshaw.
Uhh, what shall I do
with her old body?
[ Flies buzzing ]
Donate it to science.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
"Sex and the City "!
Shut up! The Katherine Heigl
movie is starting.
[ Sighs ]
"Sex and the City "!
"Sex and the City "!
Shhhh!
[ Pitter! pitter! pitter!
pitter! pitter! ]
Hey, hey, hey!
I avoid starvation
for another day!
Sorry, Yogi, but if you steal
one more basket, it's my job.
You'll never catch me!
I live the life of the free!
Not this time, Yogi.
Ho Chi Hacharu!
Quite the surprise,
but try this on for size!
Hey, hey, hey!
♪ Go, go,
Power Forest Rangers! ♪
♪ Go, go,
Power Forest Rangers! ♪
Raaaaaaaah!
♪ Go, go,
Power Forest Rangers! ♪
♪ Go, go,
Power Forest Rangers! ♪
♪ Go, go, Power Forest... ♪
What the [ Bleep ]
is happening?!
And that is how you bring
Yogi Bear to Japan!
You're welcome!
[ Door closes ]
They called me mad,
but I did it!
Egypt shall forevermore be known
as the land of giant boobies!
Ha ha! They're like
giant boobies!
Don't be an idiot!
I just don't think
that we're ready for this,
not--not right now.
Okay. I understand.
It's okay.
[ Both sobbing ]
[ Clucks ]
[ Clucks in surprise ]
[ Static ]
[ Static ]
[ Shower running ]
[ Static ]
[ Squawks ]
[ Clucking fearfully ]
It's no big deal.
[ Indistinct voices ]
[ Static ]
[ Clucks angrily ]
[ Thunder rumbles ]
[ Clucks angrily ]
[ All screaming ]
Are you on your way
to a fancy party?!
That was my line from our
first appearance on this show!
Eyegorp!
[ Buzzing ]
I deserve it!
[ Gulping ]
Oh-ho, man.
You seem so ruthless.
Time to make you toothless!
Oh! Aah!
Bah-bah!
[ Neighs ]
Your beak looks ribbed
for my pleasure!
Ow!
Aah! That's not
half bad, actually.
Whoa!
♪ I'm so happy
'cause you are ♪
♪ Gonna die, gonna die! ♪
No, no, no! no! stop!
[ Chomp! chomp! ]
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aaaaaaaaah!
[ Drumroll ]
A drumroll?
It's so suspenseful!
Aah! What an ironic death!
I'm a champion!
Hmm! Looks like someone's
been watching Tony Jaa's
"The Protector."
Ooh! Looks like
someone just peed
in his Gatchaman boxer shorts!
[ Metal whirring ]
[ Electricity whirs, crackles ]
He he!
[ Sighs ]
[ g*nsh*t ]
Suck my sleigh balls!
Aah! Oh! My only weakness!
♪ Duh da-da-da-da-da-da
daaaah! ♪
Bitch pudding!
B-b-b-blam!
How do you like the taste
of bitch pudding?!
Your mama sure liked it when
she ate it out of my butthole!
[ Bleep ]
Blam! Bitch pudding!
Blam, blam, blam, blam!
Whoo! Blam!
Oh! Oh! Blam!
[ Splat! ]
[ Coughs ]
You saved me?
My life has value after all!
Oh!
Ding, dang!
This is gonna be one
dilly of a slobberknocker!
Ow!
These ratings...will
be glorious.
[ Both moaning ]
Let me just get that for you.
[ Door hinges creak ]
I wish I was a bionic chicken.
That would be so cool.
[ Static ]
[ Clucks inquisitively ]
[ Clapping slowly ]
[ Clucks impatiently ]
[ Snaps fingers ]
[ Clucking angrily ]
[ Metal clinking ]
[ Clucking angrily ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Panting ]
[ Clucks softly ]
[ Clucks happily ]
♪ We love you ♪
♪ What a journey we've
been through so far ♪
♪ We've been
through so far ♪
♪ Because of you,
we've had to raise the bar ♪
♪ Raise the bar ♪
♪ Toys and v*olence ♪
♪ Molesting your brain ♪
♪ And then buying
your silence ♪
♪ Silence ♪
♪ And you were there
and nothing was taboo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We love you ♪
♪ We love you ♪
♪ Nerds on unicorns ♪
♪ Dirty, filthy puppet p*rn ♪
♪ We love you ♪
♪ We love you ♪
♪ Robotic sexual as*ault ♪
♪ It's not the washing
machine's fault ♪
♪ Five whole seasons
of nothing but pleasing ♪
♪ When our cold hearts
are freezing ♪
♪ You give our lives
a reason ♪
♪ Thank you ♪
Stoopid Monkey.
05x20 - Fight Club Paradise
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American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.
American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.