03x13 - Slaughterhouse on the Prairie

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

We were playing with
Pandapple's ball,

but we lost it.

Here comes Hello Kitty.

She'll know what to do.

Hello, Badtz-maru and
Keroppi.

Hello Kitty,
you have to help us.

We lost Pandapple's ball.

What do we do?

This is a big problem.

Hurt feelings are the worst
kind... eehhhhh!

Eehhhhh!

Ah! Oh!

Hurt feelings are the worst
kind...

This is decaf!

Why did we stop?

L- I arranged it.

Will you marry me?

Oh! Wow.

No.

Oh.

Uh... oh.

Yo, Mick, I can't see
nothing.

You got to open my eye.

Cut me, Mick.
Cut me.

Oh, I only got one eye, Mick.

Listen to me, kid.

Don't worry about that.

All right.

Here we go.

Good job, kid!

That's right!

You got him!

Rocky, what were you thinking
about when you...

Adrian!

Rocky!

Adrian!

Aah!

We now return to
"Two and a Half Men. "

This isn't funny!

I love you, Thelma.

I love you, Louise.

Oh, my god, Louise!

My shinbone's wedged up in my
pelvis!

Oh!

I can't move.

Oh, no!

Know what would feel super
comfortable right now?

What, darling?

Prison.

Oh, god!

Prison sounds so good.

Three square meals,
an hour of sunshine every day.

And being able to walk.

In retrospect, our m*rder
trial could have taken years.

We could have been out on bail,
even.

Maybe even gotten off on a
technicality.

Yeah!

Don't give up hope.

We ain't dead yet.

Maybe they can fix us up

and give us robot parts or
something.

Yeah!

Them cops should be airlifting
us out of here any minute now.

Oh, hell.

That was the most heroic and
noble thing I've ever seen.

What's that noise?

Just the wind...
The wind of freedom.

This is Martha!

Honored scientists,
distinguished colleagues,

members of the press,
by the power vested in me,

I hereby announce that Pluto is
no longer a planet.

What?!

You can't just change that.

Well, I just did it, sucka!

Also, "A" is no longer a vowel,
North no longer a direction.

And oh, your sister?

No longer a virgin.

Hi-oh!

Who actually gave him that
power?

Leonard, how could you?!

Adultery is a sin.

Not anymore it's not,
sweetie!

Plus, Nebraska's no longer a
state,

Fuji's no longer a mountain,

and pie... pie!
No longer has carbs.

Gotta fly!

Stop or we'll sh**t!

No, you won't, because babies
no longer grow up to be cowboys,

black guys are no longer longer,

and b*ll*ts are no longer
deadly.

Give it to me...

So I'm guessing he only had
the power in theory.

Yeah, I'm guessing you're
right.

You gots to eat lightning and
crap thunder.

So gets out to the store

and picks up some lightnin'
pops cereal.

And ask your parents to get one
of them new thunder-proof

crappin' bowls for the toilet
room, because Mickey loves ya.

Oh, yeah.
Cook, baby! Cook!

Once we get done selling all
this crystal meth,

we're gonna be on easy street,

and we're gonna be f*cking
laughing!

Laughing is fun.

You're the smartest guy I...

Oh, man.

I am Crystar!

Whoa!

That icicle is talking to us!

My home world, Crystalean, is
under att*ck by the evil Moltar!

I've traveled through time and
space

to find other crystal warriors

who can aid me in my
quest for peace!

Are you Crystal warriors?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa!

Welcome to Crystalean.

Now, we haven't much time.

We must stop Moltar before...

After we smoke this dude, we
should smoke his whole world!

If this guy was their greatest
hero,

I would love to meet their
greatest "heroine. "

This is scrumptious!

Ugh!

Aren't you heading into the
office?

Do I look like I'm heading
into the office?

Well, what if you get a
repair call?

Oh, you're hilarious!

Let's hear it for
Jokey McShut the f*ck up!

Oh, go f*ck yourself!

If you're unhappy,
then just quit.

Great idea, ret*rd!

And who's gonna pay the mortgage

in this dump of a sh*t shack
you call a home?

You know those f*cking
washers never break down,

and you are the one who said

you would use that time for your
writing.

And I haven't seen page one,
Ernest Heming-sh*t-head.

Oh!

Oh, god, honey,
I- I'm so sorry.

Don't touch me!

I don't know you anymore.

I'm taking the kids and
I'm going to my mother's!

Don't call us!

Wait! Wait!

Why don't they ever need
service?

They never break down!

But I do!

This is all your fault!

Give us a kiss, baby.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Damn these Laff-a-lympics.

Even though we cheat,
we always lose.

But not this time.

Hey!

Whoo!

I can stop you, for I am smarter
than the average bear!

What's going on, Yogi?

Boo Boo, you f*cking bear of
average intelligence.

Well, g... oh!

They're gone!

They're all gone, even.

We have a list of names.

All had a hand in planning
Munich.

Well, then, what are we
waiting for?

Let's get it on!

I think we'll go with a
different,

more subtle talking
dog with this one.

Let me at 'em!
Let me at 'em!

I'll get 'em with puppy...
powe-r-r-r-r-r!

He was on the list.

Like, good morning, dude!

Hey, Scoob!

Like, what the f*ck are you
doing, man?

Sorry, Raggy.

My rafety rasn't ron.

Do you know why we're here?

Why you're here?

I don't know why I'm here.

There weren't any better
Hanna-Barbera villains

to round out the really rottens
but me?

Who the hell am I?

Aah!

Oh, what a waste that would
be.

Ow!

Oops! Wrong club!

Oh, order.

Roh! Re's r-r-r-read!

Rennie's a rog!

Hello. Who is this?

You have a collect call
from...

Captain Cavema-a-a-n!

Should we accept the charges?

Did we rever really arromprish
ranything?

Mmm! Yum yum!

Yum yum yum!

Ah-rooby-dooby-doo!

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