03x11 - Ban on the Fun

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Hey, I'm "Robot Chicken"
executive producer Seth Green.

I'm here to introduce the winner
of last year's PS contest,

James Duffy.

Take a bow, James.

Aah!

Yeah, you like that?

You f*cking like that?!

Yeah, you do.
You're a winner!

You're so lucky!

Such a lucky winner!

So lucky!

Shh. It's okay.

It's almost over.
It's almost over.

So lucky.

Here's your PS !

Keep watching for
our next big contest.

What the f*ck is going
on here?

Ooh!

Meow! Meow!

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Check this.

Oh, my god!

Ah, darn!

He's... he's dead!

Want to play again?

You k*lled him!

What are you talking about,
Becky?

You said you would help him.

But he's dead!

Hello.

Yes, I would like to report a
m*rder.

Becky, what are you doing?

It was an accident, Becky.

You were there!

The police are on their way,
Mikey.

I promise I will do everything I
can for you.

No! No! No! No! No! No!

This can't be happening, man!

This can't be happening!

Come on! No!

Fight! Fight!

Come on!

It's over, Mikey.

Get off me!

No! No, no, no!

I can't go to prison!

I wouldn't last a day!

I'm sorry, Becky.

Mikey, no!

Damn you, Milton Bradley!

Foul Beasts, I, Spawn,
the superhero from hell,

will defeat you!

Never!

The world of man will be crushed

under the march of my hellish
army!

Aah!

Let the challenge begin!

All: # Big in the ' s, Spawn, Spawn, Spawn #

# Created by a guy named
McFarlane #

# Had his own show on HBO #

# Did the plot make sense? #

# No, no, no #

Maleboglia wins!

Yeah, Maleboglia totally
wins!

What?!

Ohh, when do we get a bathroom
break?

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Check me out!

Check me out!

Yeah!

Aah, you're in public!

Have some self-respect,
for god's sake!

I can't believe you'd do
something like that!

What's wrong with you?

You ate that chick
three weeks ago.

How long are you gonna keep
dressing like that?

As long as it makes me happy!

This fall, a hot new comedy
from NBS...

We're gonna k*ll you, Christ!

Oh, you.

Fun and foibles taken from
the real-life experiences

of series creator Jesus Christ.

I hope this hurts you, scum!

Sundays at : A.M.

Arthur Fonzarelli was doing
his best,

but his best wasn't enough.

I need the rent money, Fonz,

or I need you out in the
morning.

Whoa!

Brokerino!

I need you to trust me.

I trust you.

Are you gonna r*pe me?

Whoa!

Sit on it!

Are you gonna make
me sit on it?

Do you have any work
experience?

No, but I can do this.

Uh... are you a pimp?

So, you can repair jukeboxes?

Well, no.

See, if it's turned off but
plugged in,

then I can turn it
on by hitting it with my fist.

Why don't you just turn it on
with the switch?

Whoa!

Did mom leave because of me?

Look, Chach, I don't even
really know who your mom is.

But by leaving you,
she was wr-wr-wr...

She was wr-wr-wr-wr...

She was wr-wr-wr...

She was a bitch!

But against all odds...

I got customers who need to
use the bathroom!

Al, this is my office.

Well, some people need to
take a sh*t in your desk,

so open the door.

Don't you ever let anyone

tell you that you can't do
something, okay?

...He rose above it all.

You want something,
you do it.

Period!

Arthur Fonzarelli in...
"The Pursuit of Happy Days. "

And coming at you now is

"Get 'Em, They're Different"
by the Nazis!

# I will ass-r*pe you with
a pitchfork #

Dude, working for the
Mandarin sure is sweet!

Well, I tell chicks I work
for Dr. Doom.

How are they gonna know?

Oh, great, here comes Iron Man!

What do you think?

Should we sound the alarm here?

Ah, he's still a ways off.

Oh, man, did you see the game
last night?

Oh, yeah f*cking Knicks!

I tell you, this headquarters
was a great buy.

Yeah, all we had to do was
pull up the berber carpeting,

and we can hear Iron Man coming
a mile away!

Whoa!

What the hell?!

Oh, he's in the air duct!

That's a new one!

Should we tell the Mandarin?!

What?!

I said, should we tell the
Mandarin?!

Who's Darren?!

Both:
Aah!

Oh, my god!

You're on top of my spine!

Get off of me!

God, please, get off!

I can't!

I can't get up!

You're crushing us!

Hang on,
I'll use my rocket boots.

Both:
No!

Aah!

Oh.

Hey.

What's up?

You've been here four hour!

You go now!

Nnow back to VH 's top
final episodes ever,

the latest in our line of

"top something-something
whatever" crap programming.

"The Facts of Life" weren't all
about Natalie's stretch marks

or Joe's extraneous sex organ.

Some facts were harsh indeed.

Oh, girls,
don't look so down.

This chapter is over,

but a new chapter is right
around the corner.

Will it be a chapter filled
with raw cookie dough?

To new beginnings!

I- I feel gross.

Why, did you look in a
mirror?

I feel dizzy.

Yes, my lovelies,
nothing will tear us apart.

Yes, we'll be together forever.

Aah!

Remember Eddie Murphy's Fox
show, "The PJs"?

Me neither!

What on Eartha Kitt?

Whitney Houston,
we have a problem.

If they ask, you's my sister.
You mean, "brother. "

What? You ain't got no urkel.

Doh!

Vivica A. f*ck.

When "Mork and Mindy" ended
after four seasons,

the shazbot really hit the fan.

You did the right thing,
Miss McConnell.

Oh, na-nu na-nu.

Oh, they're cutting into me.

That's not a... oh,
I'm gonna need those!

Don't take those!

Hey, hey, you're takin'...
ar, ar, ar, down, Mr. Happy.

Oh!

"The Incredible Hulk"
was a ratings behemoth,

but eventually David Banner
walked off into

the sunset for the final time.

On a related note, Bill Bixby
walked off into the sunset

for the final time on
November , .

His bat was cancer.

For seasons,
"The Love Boat" stank.

In the final episode,
"The Love Boat" sank.

Will you go down with the
ship, Captain?

That water looks cold,
Gopher... far, far too cold.

See you in hell fucko!

Help me!

Oh, for the love of god,
help me!

Aah!

Oh, this is looking bad.

Aah!
Oh, no!

Coming up on VH 's
"Top final episodes ever"...

It wasn't a chicken!

It was a baby!

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