01x10 - Dude, Where's My Eggman?

[bunniefuu]

Grrr!

Dr Eggman's evil-fireman robot
is running loose!

Why does everyone assume
every evil robot is mine?

Oh, I don't know. Experience?

You're fired, pal!
[laughs] Get it?

No, I guess not.

Shouldn't firemen put out fires?

Hello! That's the irony!

It's the evil opposite
of a fireman.

I mean, I assume.

Sonic! The evil anti-fire bot
is putting a baby walrus

into a burning house!

Sonic! Evil anti-fire bot
is putting a kitten in a tree!

Go evil fireman!

OK, I admit it. It's mine.
Evil robots are what I do!

Why stop if you're good at it?

This has gone on long enough.

I, um... left the oven on.

Ha, looks like
that robot is fired!

Hey! No one laughed
when I said it.

-Miaow.
-Sticks,

-could you get that kitten?
-Sure thing, Sonic!

Um... Sticks? Sticks?

Sticks!

Miaow. Miaow.

What?

Sticks, we want to talk about
how you treat animals.

It's not a good idea
to shake kittens out of trees.

They know the law of the jungle.
Trees are no-kitten zones!

That's a real law?

You should get a pet! It would
help you learn to love animals.

-Don't you think, Sonic?
-Yes, absolutely.

Then you can take Sticks
pet shopping right now.

No. Absolutely not.

I hate cute, fuzzy and adorable!

See? Too cute. Too fuzzy.

Too adorable.

[yawns]

It's... Oh, It's...

-Disgusting?
-The least objectionable option!

Oh!
Who's a little cluster-wuster?

[tinny bark]

I'm going to name him Buster!

Buster the Cluster?

When I said get a pet,

I didn't think you'd come back
with something so...

Wonderful?

-Ucky.
-Sticks,

are you sure you want
to keep this... Cluster?

Ahem. It's Buster!

Finally I've an adorable pet
that doesn't disgust me.

[burps]

Ew! Buster got slime in my fur!

That just means he loves you.

[groans]

[barking]

[Burps]

Who's a hungry little cluster?

Who's a hungry-wungry
cluster-wuster, huh?

Would Buster like a French fry?
I don't want any.

-They've got slime on 'em!
-Oh, no, no, no.

We only eat organic garbage now,
don't we, Buster?

Help! Someone is robbing

the DangerCo
Deadly Equipment Warehouse!

Seriously, help!

Cybernetic tentacles? Check!

Deadly nanobots? Check!

Evil spare parts? Check!

These people have everything!

Look! It's Sonic!
Let's grab the boxes and go.

Henchbots,
you take care of them.

They've gone around back!
Someone stop them!

I got 'em!

Quick, Sticks, head 'em off!

I don't want to put
Buster in danger!

Besides, it's his walk time.

[barking]

[barking]

-We have to talk.
-Oh, no!

I'm afraid so, Sticks.

You bought him a cluster-sock
for our one-week anniversary,

but you didn't know
I already made him one.

No! Buster's getting
in the way of everything!

He ruined our chance
to stop those robots!

He got slime
all over my equipment!

[burps]

First you say
you want me to have a pet.

Then you say
you don't want me to have a pet.

I know what's going on here.

A massive government
mind-control experiment!

That's... one theory.

The other is we just want you
to discipline him. Show some...

Waaah!

Forget it!
Either Buster goes, or we do!

Well, if Buster goes, I go!

And I'm not going!

Oh. I guess that means we go.

Wait, this is my house.

Oh! Hello.

I was just stopping by
with a present for Cluster!

A present? For Buster?

Since little Buster here
was created in my lab,

I still feel
like a father to him.

-You created Buster?
-I did.

And now I want to give him
this little present.

Wait a minute!
Are you sure this cluster

isn't just another evil
robot built to destroy...

No, it's not another evil robot!
It's an evil slime-bot!

It's totally different!

A slime-bot is a robot
covered in disgusting goo.

[growls]

Is that the tentacle
from the warehouse?

Oh, please! I used that
tentacle as a back-scratcher.

And when I was done scratching,
I used it to build him.

I think I'll need a little
help with the cluster here!

No! Don't make me hurt
my beloved Buster!

Well, I never liked him much.

Did I say, "never liked"?
I meant, "never got to know."

All right, Buster.
The hammer's coming down!

Or up, as the case may--

Waah!

[evil laugh]

Aha!

Uh-oh.

Good boy, Cluster-bot!

Now, get her!

[buster growls]

-Buster won't attack you!
-Aw, that's sweet!

No! I mean, if you can
stop him, now's the time!

-Oh!
-Buster, don't do this.

You're good inside!
Remember all the times we had?

Yeah, I don't remember
any of that either.

And now, my clustery friend,
finish them!

Uh-oh.

Buster! No!

No eat friends! Bad Cluster!
Bad Cluster!

What? No!
Good Cluster! Eat friends!

Buster, sit!

No! Stand! Be evil!

[whimpers]

No!

Buster, take out the trash!

[growls]

No! No! I'm never making
one of these agaaaaaain!

Now give the bone back.

Good Cluster.

Ah!

[laugh]

Buster, it turns out
you were an evil robot.

So, maybe
you're not pet material.

I guess this is goodbye.

Have fun out there
in the big world.

Hey, guys.
I found a giant octopus!

Think I can keep him?

Changed my mind. Help!