This is the untold, true
story of the most famous prince,
the world has ever known.
You know him - always coming to
the rescue of some damsel in distress.
Well, I know him better.
Hey, all he ever wanted was to make
every girl feel like a princess.
Can you blame him? When Sleeping Beauty
took a 100-year nap,
he was there with a wake-up call.
When Cinderella needed a partner
toe-to-toe on the dance floor,
he was a shoe-in.
When Snow White bit that poisoned apple,
his kiss was the cure.
But, you can't have
too much of a good thing.
And that's exactly what got him
into this mess.
Mess? I'm just a bit
too charming, that's all.
How we doing? D'you have my good side?
Trick question. They're both my good side.
Well, at least that's what they tell me.
Come on,
this is for your wedding portrait.
Give me a smile like a man in love.
Love? Oh, I wish I even
knew what that meant.
Well then, how did you meet your princess?
Ah yes! It was a moment
I will never forget.
Ooh, which princess did you mean exactly?
Cinderella! Sleeping Beauty!
Snow White! All three princesses!
Welcome to Fraselli's.
I need a wedding cake. Oh!
We make the finest
wedding cakes in the four kingdoms.
I hope so. Nobody's gonna snooze at my ball.
- Except maybe me.
- I'm marrying a prince!
Yeah, I'm sure he's a prince
of a guy or whatever,
but my beloved -
he's an actual prince.
- Sing it to some birds who care.
- Can we get on with this?
- My wedding is really soon.
- How soon?
Oh, careful! You frown too much
and you'll get wicked witch eyes.
Your mirror will tell you,
he'll tell you right to your face.
Ladies, ladies.
In 40 years I have learned
that no two cakes and
no two grooms are alike.
So each of you, tell me
something about the man,
who has enchanted you so.
They call me a "damsel in distress"
'Cos I won my prize.
The one with the kingdom
And the big brown eyes.
The one with the voice
That can boom like music
Oh my, oh my, does he know how to use it
I'm not playin' with you
He looks into your eyes,
Knows what to say to you.
He's so beautiful
That's the consensus.
Bet the crown jewels
I will be his princess.
I like him for his smile
I like him for his hair.
I like him for his style
I like him 'cos he's so debonair.
He's my trophy boy
My trophy boy, my trophy boy.
I want him for myself
I want to lock him down
I want that ring on my finger
Like I want that crown.
He's my trophy boy
My trophy boy, my trophy boy.
He's so vicious
So totally runway
And no-one was listening
But he's totally funny.
I don't even care if he ever makes a sound
Just as long as when he's near me
He's around and he's bound to me.
I like him for his smile
I like him for his hair.
I like him for his style
I like him because he's so debonair.
He's my trophy boy
My trophy boy, my trophy boy.
I want him for myself
I want to lock him down
I want that ring on my finger
Like I want that crown.
He's my trophy boy
My trophy boy, my trophy boy.
Oh, oh, oh my gosh
Oh my fairy godmother
Won't you call this boy's mama
And tell her that I love her.
I like him for his smile
I like him for his hair.
I like him for his style
I like him because he's so debonair.
He's my trophy boy
My trophy boy, my trophy boy.
I want him for myself
I want to lock him down
I want that ring on my finger
Like I want that crown.
He's my trophy boy
My trophy boy, my trophy boy.
I need a trophy boy, yeah!
Hey, Papa. What a morning.
Oh, son.
Aren't you tired,
of being hated by every man in the land?
Curse that cursed curse!
The prince stole my love!
Yeah. But I have been trying to
run away from the ladies though.
Just like you asked, papa.
You don't know how troubling this curse is.
I am attempting to run a kingdom here.
Of course I do!
Philippe, you are the future king.
And yet you still have not chosen a bride.
Your blasted curse
must be broken
and we've only three days
before your 21st birthday.
I'm engaged to Sleeping Beauty,
Cinderella, and Snow White.
- Then just pick one!
- That's not love.
I don't know the meaning of the word.
Seriously, what is it?
The day has come for you to run The Gauntlet.
- The Gauntlet?
- The rite of passage.
All the way to Fire Mountain.
It will give you the answers you seek.
As it did for me and my father before me.
The Gauntlet is a journey
that makes you a man.
It led me to the latin beauty
that became my true love.
May your mother rest in peace.
Unfortunately, that's also when I broke
the heart of my trusted guide.
You mean Nemeny Neverwish?
She was so jealous of our love.
Nemeny became our enemy,
consumed in dark fairy magic.
She vowed revenge. Not just on me
but on love itself.
I'll never forget the day
it all happened.
The day of your royal blessing.
Presenting:
the royal blessing fairy.
Your Excellency. It is my honour,
to bestow the royal blessing
on the youg prince.
As I blessed you and
your father before you.
For you, my tiny lord,
from this day forth
you shall always be charming!
Too much charm!
Nemeny Neverwish?
You seem so surprised, Philippe.
I did promise I'd be back.
What have you done?
Oh, how they will throw
themselves at your boy now.
He'll be a little heartbreaker,
just like his daddy.
In fact,
no maiden, who gazes into
the eyes of the prince,
will be able to resist his smile.
She will believe
that the prince is her true love.
One by one he will steal the heart
of every maiden in the land.
Heartbreak will reign.
And when the sun sets on his
21st birthday,
this charming curse will be sealed.
And on that day, all love will
disappear, forever.
No! I will find a way to break your curse.
It could be broken, on the last day
with a kiss of true love.
- Guards!
- Your Highness!
Seize her!
Seize what?
Bless you. Now don't freak out,
He's got 21 years to find true love's kiss.
- But how?
- It can't be that hard.
He's a prince.
And he's covered in charm.
Oh, with every lady in the land
throwing themselves at him,
will he ever know the difference
between the curse and real love?
We've been over this so may times, papa.
I still have a few days to consider my options.
We're out of options.
I can't do this for you,
you've got to do it for yourself, Philippe.
For myself? How?
How can I tell papa
that I'm scared?
How can I go out there and find
something I don't even understand?
True love?
Every girl I've ever met was hypnotised.
That's not love.
It's meaningless. Meaningless!
There's a big echo in my head.
I'd no idea there was
this much room in here.
Uh, what is he doing with my chair?
All you need, is a little push.
For the sake of the kingdom.
And do not return,
until you choose a wife!
The things you do for love.
Alright, let's go gauntleting.
It's gonna be...
gauntastic.
You, clear the road!
The rest of you stay alert.
This could take a while.
One, two,.. Three!
'Come on!
'Hiya!
Illy, you've earned this.
20 percent.
Fine, 40 percent.
Oh, just get Charlie, would you.
Wow!
- You there! Thief! Stop!
- It's her! Lenore Quinonez!
Well, the celebration's over.
That's our cue, ladies.
Heya!
This girl's not changin'
No, I'm not changin'.
They always said to settle down
I'd rather sail this world around
Because I'm not changin'
Not explanation.
I won't leave the past behind
Not even for a moment in time.
Because I'm not changin', changin'
Changin' for you
I'm not changin', changin'
I do what I do
I'm not changin'.
Hiya!
We've got her now!
- No!
I'm a thief in the night
Won't know I'm there
Before you know it
I'll disappear.
What's yours is mine
The world is made of gold
I'm not changin', changin'
See ya boys!
I do what I do.
"And if she snores
Your husband still disturbs ... "
So, determine which of my
Princesses is my real true love.
Or all love will die and darkness
will consume the land forevermore.
Piece of cake.
- No, no, I actually want a piece of cake.
- Um, apologies, my lord.
Ah, my Arabian princess.
Your genie has appeared.
My camel awaits and ...
It's not for you.
Gladys, got your note.
But I want you to see - umm.. over here
see other people,
in any direction.
Ooh, I really can't dance right now
but your moves - so consistent.
Charming! - Hey! Look at you!
- I'm really in a time crunch,
so maybe in heaven?
Didn't we just meet last week?
Yeah, that got funny, hah?
You don't need a princess,
you need a good cook.
Meet me at the Dainty Taste.
What? Come back!
- Hey!
- Comin' through.
- Out of the way!
- I know she's around here somewhere.
- No!
Wow!
Tryst for adventure. Those eyes!
I need to say something. Say something!
Fläjberti Flavio.
What was that? Try again.
Face like a mermaid.
No.
Voice of a meerkat.
My brain is a bottle.
Butter on pancakes.
What is happening?
I can't put a sentence together.
And why do my knees fell like paella?
And where is that super charm
and why isn't it working?
Say something that makes sense!
Very nice, my lady.
This is nice, and so are we.
Um, I think you might have hit your head.
I'm probably stressed.
Nemeny Neverwish, a dark fairy,
at w*r with love itself,
threatens our land.
But if I run the gauntlet, and figure out
which of my three fiances to marry,
- I'll take a vow and save us all!
- Did you say you're engaged to three women?
Look, it's not like I planned it, okay?
- I've got a charm that just won't let go.
- Um ...
It's such a curse.
Well, you should try letting go more often.
Thanks for the dance, feller.
Wait! That was the weirdest feeling.
Uh-oh!
Oh no! No-one steps on this
side of Fraselli's counter, unless he ...
- Have you seen this woman?
- I don't think so. - Sorry.
Sorry.
Come on!
- Hello?
- Is anyone here?
Oh, I didn't hear you girls come in.
- We all need our wedding cakes.
- We're just adding the final touches.
Uh, so, blondie. Tell me.
How'd you and your ...
true love first meet?
Well, I don't have much time, but
my father married a complete psycho.
She had him k*lled and then
turned me into the maid.
- Ooh! I did floors.
- What? Conveniently, I had a fairy godmother,
even though she had never shown
her face once in the years and years
I lived in the fireplace of my own home.
What did she do? Make a call to child services?
She did show up the night of the big ball at the castle
and she gave me some really nice clothes,
a fancy ride, and some gorgeous though
incredibly uncomfortable shoes.
- Oh, I like shoes.
- Now I have to worry about the arbitrary midnight deadline,
of my fairy godmother's magic.
Thank goodness my future husband managed to find me,
because I am apparantly the only girl in my
entire kingdom with a size 6 1/2 foot.
Wow, that is one seriously messed up story.
So, you with skin as white as snow - you're up.
- How'd you meet your prince?
- You're a stranger, so don't touch me.
My evil stepmother tried to k*ll me.
- Evil stepmothers are the worst.
- And then, seven tiny little bearded men,
who worked underground, left me in a
glass coffin in the middle of the woods.
- Okay, that's kind of weird.
- Anyways,
that's when my sweet,
charming prince found me.
And kissed me, and
brought me back to life.
I'm sorry, his kiss
brought you back to life?
Yes, good old mouth-to-mouth.
You know, you're all kind of freaking me out.
And yet, with morbid curiosity,
I can only wonder what your lips will spout.
On my 16th birthday, I pricked my finger
on the spindle of a spinning wheel.
Even though I was like totally warned,
that if I ever touched a spindle I'd fall asleep forever.
Oh my. That's a very specific curse.
Right? Anyway, the fairies,
who raised me in a hut in the forest,
totally put my entire kingdom to sleep.
- Why exactly?
- I don't know. Anyway,
we all slept for 100 years.
That's when my very own amazing prince
found me passed out on the floor.
And he did what anyone else would do.
- He called for a doctor.
- He pretended he didn't see you
and walked away,
so he didn't have to deal?
No, he kissed me. And five
seconds later we were engaged.
And soon I'll be crowned.
Must be three lucky men.
Who's got a picture?
My trophy boy ...
Are you guys hoping to
marry the same prince?
Well, ladies, what can I say,
besides thanks for sharing,
best of luck, and you know what,
maybe try therapy.
Huh. Weird. How'd that get there?
"Medieval Crimes in Medieval Times!
Sleeping Beauty robbed!
King Beauty to prosecute.
Cinderella robbed!
Fairy godmother flummoxed.
Snow White robbed!
Cranky, founding dwarf of the Hi-Ho
Mining Company, to press charges.
Scandal! All three ripped off royals
engaged to the same prince. How? Why?
Hear ye, hear ye!
Charming to run the legendary gauntlet.
Forcast for survival? Cloudy.
Merlin's Mattress Warehouse is having a sale!
Prices? Insane!"
-Yup, that's her, the baker burglar.
- I'm going to lie down.
Being robbed by strangers?
It's safer in the woods.
So we've trapped you, the thief who's
stolen the treasure from my guards.
My apologies.
But, you make it easy.
- The prince is mine!
- She's stealing my prince!
-Yes, dears, I'm working on it.
- And I thought I had problems.
- The Charming Curse.
- Well, it's one tough enchantment, isn't it?
Dark magic from Neverwish.
It's hard to break that spell,
but I'll do my best.
Oh don't worry, it'll turn back
next time the clock strikes 12.
Ticking clock magic's hardly magic at all, is what it is.
The prince is running the gauntlet.
Oh! - I know.
- Poor dear.
- I've seen some guys twice his size
never survive that one.
At least you have a picture to remember him.
Well, if he's k*lled, nobody marries, do they.
Wait a minute, could there be a way that
we could come to a little arrangement?
Instead of gaol? I guess
I could be convinced.
Thief, you will protect this prince.
Me? Fine. You turn me loose
I get your prince to the gauntlet alive.
But I don't come cheap.
It'll cost a fortune in gold.
Perhaps three golden fortunes would suffice?
Now we have a deal.
Three horse carts full,
no promissory notes, payments in cash only.
- So, I just get him to Fire Mountain?
- That's where we'll make him pick a bride.
I'll get him to Fire Mountain in three days.
You take the main road ahead of us,
while I guide the prince through a safer route.
Think of it as gaunt lite.
And, I'm on wanted posters all
over town, so I'll be in disguise.
Three days.
Agreed. Where did she go?
Hey! She stole my mustache!
Heard you were running the gauntlet.
You'll need a trusted guide to make it through.
Lucky for you, I know my way around
every part of the gauntlet.
You know, like a gauntlet guide.
Well, I was thinking of hiring one of
these ruffians to guide me through it.
This one was a little too... aggressive.
A real pain in the (ahem).
She certainly was immune
to all of my charms.
Tell me, could you imagine travelling
with someone like this?
Nope. Never, ever, ever, ever.
You're lucky. Life on the open road
can make you a little bit crazy.
- You said you were a guide?
- More like the guide,
already headed that way.
- Prince Philippe Charming.
And I am Len ...
I'm Lenny. Yep. Lenny is my name.
We leave at once!
So, Lenny, what's for supper?
- Excuse me?
- Supper. The meal
comes after lunch, before bed.
What're we having?
Why don't you tell me?
Oh. Oh ... oh, awkward.
Uh, I ... I assumed
you picked up on it already.
I am ... a prince.
You know. So... umm...
Oh, you're right, this is awkward,
because I assumed that
you picked up on it already.
I don't care.
Then you suggest I ... what?
Fend for myself?
- Only if you're hungry your majesty.
- You're mocking me.
- Well, you could man up a little.
- Ah, of course. You are jealous.
- Of you?
- I am a prince
on a noble quest. You are a thief,
incapable of loving anything
but... your trinkets.
So how does one end up
engaged to three princesses?
It is a little bit troubling.
When you're born a prince, you marry a princess.
I have to find one
who truly loves me,
to break this curse.
So I just keep proposing to them
one after another.
You see, you don't steal their heart,
you earn it.
So, enlighten me, senor suave.
When you save them,
why do you have to marry them?
Are not you listening?
Wait for it.
- Prince!
- So then, no true love?
That will come when I discover
who I am to be with.
- So, who's in the lead?
- Could be the girl with the glass shoes.
Cinderella.
The night we met, she felt the clock ticking.
But now, she takes her time.
How long is this going to take?
- Uh, a while?
- Tick, tock, buddy.
It's always midnight somewhere.
OK. I'm no Da Vinci or anything ...
Did you know he just invented a new kind of ...
Is he inventing a faster way to paint a portrait,
huh? Quick drying paint?
I've got a fitting in an hour.
- So you're willing to risk your life for her?
- I must. True love for my people
is in jeopardy. The gauntlet consists
of three impossible tasks.
One: cross an impassable pass.
Two: survive an Unsurvivable Attack.
The punching and the kicking...
And three,
Conquer an Unconquerable Beast.
- Now that's a shadow puppet.
- Sounds exhausting.
That's what I said. Still,
can't be worse than collecting
and hording treasure.
- Hey, perhaps that's my true love.
- Not possible.
Treasure can never love you back.
It can never complete you.
Why not? I'm tenning it does
meet all of your requirements.
Not all. For there is a fourth
and final requirement.
Both lovers must take a blind
leap of faith for each other.
And since gold coins and rare baubles
can never do that,
at the end of the day,
if it's just you and your treasure,
you are alone.
20 years I have waited.
And now it's but two more sunsets
and the curse is sealed.
Then and only then
will you see the true
devastation of my curse.
So Lenny, what about you?
Is there a special
someone in your life?
No. You and I are cut
from different cloths.
- You could never understand.
- Try me.
Well I grew up on the open sea and
it taught me one consistent lesson:
- Trust no-one.
- No-one?
No-one! Keeps you alive and keeps you fed,
but it doesn't earn you
a lot of friends.
Friends, I've heard of those.
But my father never
appointed any to me.
You ..eh ... talk in your sleep,
you know that?
- I do? What do I say?
- You know, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure
you were being chased by an angry g*ng.
It's true.
A mob chases me through
my dreams at night.
I think the dreams started
when my mother died.
I know they will end when
I find my true love.
On other nights,
I just dream about pancakes.
Oh, how mysterious.
Oh...
Charly! What is it, girl?
This isn't right.
What is going on here?
What was that?
- Lenny!
- Hang on!
Whoa, this isn't gaunt-lite at all.
That almost k*lled me!
I mean, did you see that?
I know, the whole valley's alive!
Okay, have you ever
used a bow before?
- Oh, of course.
- Great. There!
I thought you said you
know how to use a bow!
No. I said, I had
used one. Which I have -
once.
- Take the reins!
- Um, yeah.
I don't really do the driving, so...
Okay, I'll drive.
Woah, nice shot!
- What are you doing?
- I ... I don't know.
I've never driven one
of these things before.
And this is where Charming died. The end.
Or, maybe not.
Um, amazing!
Do you know what that was?
I mean, do you know what that was?
Yes, that was a treasure chest dropping
into a forest fill of k*ller vines
It was an Impassable Pass.
Oh, what a thrill!
Aha, take that!
Even more thrilling than if
your men did it for you?
I understand what you're
implying and you're right.
I have always been carried acros
lifes Impassable Passes
on the shoulders of others.
But today, we faced it together,
like brothers-in-arms. And it was awesome!
Look at me running that Gauntlet,
pursuing my one true love.
It's destiny.
I feel so alive!
- And you, you are amazing!
- What do you want, a kiss?
- What'd you say?
- Kidding! I'm so male
it's like ridiculous, bro.
Like, what a dude I am.
- Right. Yeah.
- Bro.
Bro.
You need to teach me how to use this thing!
And the bow, and the cart!
Well, maybe not the cart,
but everything else!
- Why do you even carry a sword?
- Because it looks fantastic?
- Take that, scoundrel!
- "Scoundrel"?
Really? Okay...
Okay, I can't take this anymore.
Look, you'll never vanquish an enemy like that,
not even an imaginary one.
Here, let me show you.
Your sword is not an accessory.
So like that smile of yours,
be more careful where you point it.
- Like this.
- Hey ...
- How does that feel?
- Nice. Very nice!
Attack!
Oh, look. Prince Charming's actually attempting
to find his way through The Gauntlet,
and break his curse.
How adorable.
But what's this?
A female travelling companion?
And she's somehow
immune to his charm?
Oh no,
this will not be tolerated!
Weird. I could have sworn...
Oh well. I guess we'll go this way.
So, how well do you even know these princesses,
like, eh, little miss sleepyhead?
Ah, the girl who slept
who is at last, awake
What I love about Sleeping Beauty is her energy.
After a 100 year nap,
she's rejuvenated,
vivacious, ready for life.
Oh boy.
Hello, dear?
- Did it happen again?
- Just hold that pose.
What about posing on a
chaise longue?
- Or maybe a bed?
- I don't think that's a good idea.
Or maybe I'm holding a sheep?
Two sheep, three sheep ...
Oh, again?
'Cause, I could be wrong.
You know what might help us?
This gadget my inventors showed me,
called a compass.
Wherever you go,
the needle points to north.
At sea, all we really
needed were the stars,
to get us wherever we were going.
- Life at sea -
sounds like a thrilling adventure.
Well it's not. A lot of it is hard work,
and you're always watching your back.
- Not all of us are as charmed as you.
- Well, I can't help it if I'm too charming.
- What? Please.
- Look.
The adoration of these princesses
won't last forever.
- I'll break the curse.
- How?
The missing piece of the puzzle is out there.
- That's barely even a plan.
- Why are you such a pessimist?
Well, why are you such an optimist?
We're totally lost.
Yes, but with every new step
there is hope.
But not that step.
Uh-oh,
What's is it?
- It's the Matilla-Ha.
- The Matilla-what?
A forest tribe of savage giants! No-one has
ever survived an encounter with them.
Hold on. If no-one has ever survived
an encounter with them,
-How does anyone know they exist?
- Because ... well,
You know, I've never actually
thought about that.
Okay, we're dead.
Lenny, my friend. Do not fret.
I got this.
Well, hello there,
you delicate little flowers.
- Oh how sweet! I like!
- Smile nice! Wow!
Sometimes it's a curse
and a blessing.
So, what times the party?
And what can we bring?
Let's get this party started!
If you love to eat people,
let me hear you scream!
Alright, this one's for the ladies.
Let me hear those stomachs roar!
They're very light on their feet.
Hey, that's... quite a hairpin.
The indestructible dagger of the Matilla-Ha.
Forged in the Fire Mountain centuries ago.
For the husband of the chief.
Let the anointing begin!
Anointing?
- Of course
- Under normal circumstances
you'd be rubbed from head to toe with
the sacred oil of our ancestors.
But since we can not decide
who should be allowed to anoint you,
we'll all take a turn!
That's a lot of anointing.
- Uh, what happened to my friend?
- The ugly one with the bad mustache?
He will not be anointed. However,
as a special wedding gift to you
he will also not be eaten -
until breakfast.
That's very generous. Where is he?
- With the half-Oracle.
- The half-Oracle?
She is only blind in one eye
and therefore, only right half the time.
You are here on a mission of love.
Love? Well... yes, technically.
Charming's, not mine.
You seek one who has departed this world.
- What? No.
- You have sentenced your heart to eternity
in your soul's dungeon,
and tossed the key.
- You enjoy knitting.
- No, I don't.
Ah! You are on the verge of a betrayal,
so monumental
that love itself hangs in the balance.
Betrayal is such a harsh word,
don't you think?
When you return home,
you will join a convent.
- Um, no.
- The long dormant embers of your own hope
thr*aten to ignite within you,
for you have allowed yourself
to be touched by another.
And therefore you must now question
all previous assumptions of self.
Okay, maybe. Maybe,
on some level that I can't access
I'm hoping that I can.. maybe..
learn to love someone?
By sharing true love's kiss.
"Trust no-one, therefore I can
never experience true love's kiss. "
- I don't sound like that.
- But you are right.
True love can not save you.
Unless.. you let it in.
- Isn't true love overrated?
- Yes . Yes.
I see it now.
You turned him down
And baby you found
A little piece of you
And it's a piece left intact
A part that won't die
But it's overdue
So you could just fail
You could lower your tail
Just lay down to die
But a sliver of hope
And a dream to a love
So sees my good eye
And I
I see your infinite
And I see your definite
You push that shape-shifting smile
And as you deep in spose
Like your castle walls
Comes crashing down
It comes crashing down
But I hear you
You don't want love anymore
But you're drowning
And I feel you
You shut love out evermore
It surrounds you
So you could just fail
You could lower your tail
Don't just lay down to die.
Wait! I have one more question.
Is it possible that ... well, that ...
Charming could maybe.. possibly..
be my true love?
-.Yes.
- You're certain?
- No.
- Half-Oracle...
Hot potato!
Ladies, please, please. That tickles.
Amiga beso!
Please let me go. Please let me go.
I never meant to hurt you all.
I can break the curse,
if I could just ...
What? Where am I? What happened?
Illy, where's Lenny?
Then a rescue plan is up to us.
The dagger. Good idea!
The road has a code. No friend will be..
..left behind.
Illy!
- You look awfully shiny.
- Oh, thanks.
150 anointings will do that to a man.
Come on, we gotta get out of here.
The chief and I are getting married
- and, well, we're eating you for breakfast.
- Well, that does explain
why I've been marinating all night
- Tangy. It's quite nice actually.
- Right?
Teriyaki?
Uh! Oh!
- Hey!
- Oh,
You know, you have the loveliest... eye.
See ya!
Quick, they're escaping!
And they're either going to get away, or they're not.
Hiya!
No no!
No no! Not my true love!
Stop him!
- He has the indestructible dagger.
- And our breakfast.
On the bright side, surviving an unsurvivable
attack is on our to-do list.
Hey, The Gauntlet!
You do believe.
- Lenny - dude, very heavy.
- That's the horse.
- Found a torch.
- That's my ankle.
Okay, we gotta get some light in here.
Oh not what I meant!
Nobone can have him but me!
You are mine. Mine! All mine!
- There's no other way out.
- You and me forever!
And ever! And ever! And ever!
- It doesn't end like this.
- Why?
Because your father handed
down some insane theory
about what it takes to find
love in this cruel world?
No, because I cannot die here.
Not today.
I wasted my time talking, not doing.
Yeeah, well, I wanted
to see the pyramids.
I guess I'm not going to.
I've done nothing for anyone
in this world but myself.
I want to put an end to my curse,
I want a happily ever after -
for everyone.
Yeah. I want that, too.
There's something I need to tell you.
The thing is, well...
I'm not really ...
There!
- Thank you.
- For what?
- Coming back for me.
- Well, we're almost there.
I still haven't chosen a bride.
Right, the princesses.
What about Snowy whats-her-name?
Oh, Snow White. Had a bad childhood.
Yeah. An evil queen tricked her
into eating a poisoned apple.
But you know, she never
stopped trusting people.
Can you turn around?
Yeah, I don't want to turn my back to the window.
And I really shouldn't talk to strangers.
- I'm the painter.
- Or you could be a witch.
- No. No, I'm ... I'm the painter.
- Did you hear that?
Shh!
- Little feet.
- Uh, let's try some props.
- WIll you accept this apple?
- No apples!
No, wait!
- Oh, yes, she's a keeper.
- Yeah...
Well, let's keep moving,
Buddy.
So, you bested the man-eaters.
An impressive and
unexpected turn of events.
But I wager you'll not fare so well
when faced with your
own worst temptations.
Mine.
Ooh, and I'll take this one...
and I'll take this one too.
Ooh, and I'll take this one.
And I'll take this one.
Ooh, and I'll take this one too.
Wow!
Ooh!
- That is definitely mine.
- Are you sure this is a good idea?
We can not allow false temptations
to distract us now.
It's just a colorful rock, Lenny.
Let's go.
I take it back, that's not a rock.
Not a rock, not a rock!
Mine!
Look out!
Now that's what I call an
Unconquerable Beast.
Let's do this. Attack!
Ow.
Are you okay?
Are you kidding?
This's exactly what I needed.
Listen. No matter what happens,
You can not help me.
Wait! You're not gonna try
and fight that thing alone?
To complete The Gauntlet, I must.
No. No, I'm sorry,
I can't just stand here and watch
you get pummelled to death.
- Lenny, your oath.
You have my word.
Striking deliberately, with respect.
And do not use the word "scoundrel".
Well, that played out
differently in my mind.
Hola.
So, not a female
Unconquerable Beast then.
Hey you! Down here! Fight me!
Oh, come on!
I'm trying to run The Gauntlet here.
Ha ha!
I got you now..
You are mine,Beast!
Embarrassing.
The gem, he wants it back.
Incoming!
I think you are looking for this.
I did it! I did it!
I didn't do it!
Look at him.
Yeah, he's totally gonna die.
And for love.
Lenny! Lenny!
I mean, he really believes it.
Could the answer I gave
up finding so long ago
truly be as simple as a 'blind leap'?
Lenny!
- And a little faith that I'll be caught?
- I know I said "no matter what",
but help!
Maybe there's more to him
than just a prince,
- looking for a princess.
- For the love of anything you love,
help me!
Charming!
Yes! Haha!
Oh. Well, you complete me too.
Ow. Okay. Oh, bumping. Yeah.
He did it! He conquered the
Unconquerable Beast,
with a missing piece!
Is... is he my missing piece?
No, that's stupid. But... what if?
I need to know for sure.
If I deliver him to those princesses
at Fire Mountain tomorrow,
I'll never know if he could
fall for a girl like me.
She's a bigger threat than I imagined.
But a heart locked away
for so long can be fragile.
It doesn't take much to break it.
I got you a souvenir.
He just squeezes these out.
Did you see?
Hey, where's Lenny?
What's this?
"Meet me at the Dainty Dish at eight."
A curse that's shared
Is halved
Thought I'd break my back
But a curse that's shared
Is halved.
Now I know that's a fact
But every time
I've been pinned down there
You say something so profound
That I feel my eyes start to water
I'm watching closely hoping
To learn something
But nothing breaks your spirit
You're a creature built for giving
You're a teacher and you're teaching me
The way to feel these feelings, oh
Nothing seems to scare you
You're so magical
So magical
Could be my love
You're the solution
Right here to my old astute
You're here undiluted
And oceans and skies are blue.
You're here there and everywhere
Oh you're everyone who ever cared
But nothing breaks a spirit
You're a creature built for giving
You're a teacher and you're teaching me
A way to feel these feelings, oh
Nothing seems to scare you
You're so magical.
So magical
Could be my love
Nothing seems to scare you
You're so magical.
So magical
Could be my love
Pardon me, the Dainty Dish?
Welcome to the Dainty Dish,
home of the world famous llama kebabs.
If you wish to enter, you must
answer my questions three.
- Okay.
- How many people in your party?
- Uh, two.
- Do you have a reservation?
- I think so.
- And how will you be paying?
Hmm. Don't princes eat free??
I'll pay cash.
There you are.
Welcome to the Dainty Dish!
You're the first in your party to arrive.
- May I show you to your table?
- Uh, please.
Ah, curse this curse!
Just blend in.
Hey, watch it!
Be cool. Avoid eye contact.
Choose one of the princesses quickly.
Wonderful, wonderful, enchante.
Ah, here we go, monsieur.
And our special tonight is paella.
Hm, paella.
Hm, my knees felt like paella once.
Wonder whatever happened to that bandit woman?
Hm, best to go with the kebabs.
Ladies, Prince Charming could
use some company.
Well, here goes.
And that is my tale. Now that I've
conquered the unconquerable,
this prince must choose his princess.
Now which one of the three?
I get married tomorrow.
I'm such an idiot.
What was I thinking?
He'll always want a princess,
not some commoner.
No. This is how it goes from here, Illy.
We deliver him to the mountain,
we collect our payment,
we move on to the next job.
Trust nothing!
Especially your heart.
Hurts, doesn't it?
I never wanted it to turn out this way
Now forever feels like yesterday
Look out now, don't take one more step
We'll survive
Everything's ruins, pain never stops.
Oh, the Fire Mountain! We're here.
Hey, what happened to you last night?
You never showed up.
- I've changed my mind.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Oh, good.
I wish you had come.
That restaurant you picked, was, well,
It was challenging for me.
I was telling stories of our journey
and then I remembered the words of this girl I met,
before I even started The Gauntlet.
Really? And what could that be?
To let go.
Let go of my old ways,
my doubts, of my immaturity.
Today I must put that aside
and trust my feelings.
Like a compass pointing north.
Careful you don't let go of
something valuable.
- Oh, is this 'cause I finished all the pancakes.
- No.
- And the coffee? - No.
- And the trailmix? - No!
Thank goodness. Because in just three days
you have become the only true friend,
I have ever had.
Friend? True love?
Choosing who to marry?
You know you throw these terms around,
like you have any idea what they mean.
Well I hate to break it to
you friend, you don't.
And you? You who refuse
to trust anyone -
- you understand?
- No, I don't!
But I never claimed to.
If you have to pick a princess today
so be it! But I have news
for you, Prince Charming.
If you really love someone,
you would only have eyes for her.
If you really love someone,
you would dissolve all other engagements
before ever seeking her hand.
And if you really love someone,
you would know how cruel it is,
to allow her or anyone else
to believe that she might love you.
I have to make a choice, Lenny,
My time's run out.
Do not let yours run out.
Do not wait too long to see the pyramids.
Well, well, it's about time.
At least he made it in one piece.
- Uh, Lenny, what is he talking about?
- Your fortunes.
I trust these satisfy the
terms of our deal.
Wait, what deal was that?
To get you here, all the way,
unharmed, through The Gauntlet.
No-one thought you'd make it.
Not even me.
I thought you were my friend.
Tell me one true thing about you.
Fine.
It was her all along.
This is... weird.
Love is blind!
Get ahold of yourself. Guards!
That was my face.
And this feeling, it's so weird.
Don't you get it?
We passed through an
Unpassable Pass together. Ow!
We survived the
Unsurvivable Attack together.
It doesn't bend that way.
And then, I single handedly
saved her from an
Unconquerable Beast.
And then, you took the leap of
blind faith for each other.
- No.
- That's not true.
I leaped for you, Philippe.
I actually let myself believe in you
and all your true love nonsense.
That's why I invited you
to the Dainty Dish.
- To tell you...
- To tell me... what?
That... I...
You know what? Why don't you
just ask one of your fiances.
- No!
- My only true love is this treasure.
Lenore! I can't lose you.
Now for the matter at hand. Ladies?
Ladies, eyes front. Hello!
Prince Charming, it is time
to choose your one true love
and liberate all others from your spell.
Do you choose Sleeping Beauty,
Snow White or Cinderella?
I choose...
none of you.
- Uh, what? -Excuse me?
I'm sorry. I never knew
what love really felt like
but now I do.
As wonderful as you all may be,
I have found my true love.
But she has chosen treasure over me.
To feel this way,
and then have it taken from you,
that truly is a curse.
I cannot do this to my people,
wipe out all love itself.
So if I can't break the curse,
then the curse must die - with me.
"My sweet, sweet Valerie.
I write you now on my final hour,
to liberate you, so that you may
seek the love that you deserve.
I found my true love.
Now be free, and go forth,
and find yours. Philippe. "
"Darling Vanessa. I write you now
in these my final hours ... "
It's unacceptable.
You are a crown prince!
I have to do this, papa.
What difference does it make
where they make me wait.
This just isn't right.
And on your birthday of all days!
But that's exactly why
I have to do this today.
I must die before the sun sets.
It is the only way to liberate
our people from my curse.
- And what are these?
- I need them all to know
that they never really loved me.
I felt it, papa.
I felt love.
And just like that, I lost it forever.
She must know, that thanks to her,
I felt it. Before I died.
I will see that they are delivered.
What a fine man
you have become.
You would have made a great king.
Been so far away from home
But the lands too tight to break
Yeah the lands too tight to break
Now I know where I belong
But the lands too tight to break
And I'm still hopin'
Hangin' on
Here I go
Wish me luck
I hear it
So loud and clear
I need it ...
"My sweet, sweet Valerie." Valerie?
"I finally see that true, true love,
is really
just a leap of blind faith.
I have found my true love."
Me! It is me, right?
You realise what this means?
He's leaping!
Save him? From what?
Well come on!
So high
So
So
Presenting, for the last
time ever: Prince Charming.
- Break the curse!
- Don't do it!
You stole my love's heart!
And presenting the newly
single: Weeping Beauty.
More than a little
cranky: Snow White!
And one shoe short of a
husband: Cinderella!
You mind if I say something real quick?
Ahem. Hello! Quiet please,
ladies and gentlemen! Quiet!
The prince would like to speak.
Uh, thankyou. You are surprisingly pleasant
for a man who kills people for a living.
Oh, it's just a job.
My hearts not in it, really.
You know, I just happen to
have a talent for the work.
Good people.
Standing here before you
on deaths stage,
my heart broken,
my soul tortured,
I need you all to know that I finally
understand the pain and suffering
I have caused so many.
I will sacrifice myself so that you all may
reunite with your true loves.
He's doing this for us.
Lovely speech. Always a tough croud at
these things, death and all, you know.
Oh, um, we're up to this part already?
Afraid so. Yes. If we could just pop our little head
into the noose here.
There's a good lad, yes.
We've got a football match in the
courtyard in half an hour, you see.
So, um, we''ll go on three.
Are you ready?
Uh, no, not really.
Sorry. Sorry, I don't know
why I always ask that. Right.
And a one, a two, two and a quarter,
two and a half.
Uh, what're you doing?
Oh. Well, you see, traditionally, if someone wanted
to save you in an impressive act of heroism,
this would be the moment.
Oh. Well, guess not. Three!
- Hey, a change of heart?
- Your blind leap of faith.
You were right about me.
And I was wrong about you.
Let's just say
a little bird told me,
you're my one, true love.
Is that true loves kiss on your lips?
Oh no, you don't!
Good luck finding each other
before the sun sets.
Charming!
What is this? What's going on?
It's Nemeny Neverwish,
she wants to keep us apart.
Well, too bad for her.
Sorry, friend. Shall we dance?
- Where is she?
- I'm right here, darling.
No... Over here.
Stop playing around, you silly girl.
I'm right here.
Lenore Quinonez!
What a royal pain you turned out to be!
Tell me,
which part of "doomed to never
love" do you not understand?
That is your curse, not mine.
Sorry, deary.
You can't break something
- thats already broken!
- No, I'm sorry.
Because I'm done letting anyone else tell
me who I can and cannot choose.
We'll see about that!
No!
Good night, sweet prince.
True love's kiss.
Our true love's kiss.
No!
You did it, Philippe,
you broke the curse for everyone.
But you also saved a girl born at sea.
You were magical.
What... what is happening to me?
What is this feeling?
It's magical, isn't it?
Some kiss. So that's what that feels like..
No fairy godmother required.
Hold on, look at them.
Good people! Is there anything
you want me to say to him?
- Like what?
- Like...
Will you marry me,
Prince Philippe Charming?
And you're giving it all away?
- That's your life's fortune.
- No. No it's not.
You get some charm,
and you get some charm.
Party gifts.
A dollop of charm for everyone!
Woo! Just a dollop now!
All the fairy tales call
this a happy ending.
But I like to think of it
as a happy beginning.
Because our life together
is just getting started.
So, that's our story.
I may have a new life,
but I'll always live it my way.
Look, if you told me a year ago
this is where I'd be,
I would have said you were crazy
and stolen your wallet.
Now she just steals the covers.
And my hairbrush.
Oh, and by the way, the last pancake.
Not cool. Not cool.
Hey, I'm eating for two.
The half-oracle was right.
I do enjoy knitting.
Oof. Well, at least half-way.
They say
True love is hard to find
I know
That we can't be denied
When I say
That we've fallen in so deep
Nothing can ever stop our destiny
Like a thief in the night
I stole your heart
Under a spell
We can't be apart
Something about you
Keeps me drawn to you
Stars align
Our hopes combine
Shinin' bright
In the night sky
It will be forever here
Like the sun and moon
We're so charming
Got my heart started
They always say that love is blind
Yet I see love in your eyes
So charming
Nothing can stop it
We can leave our past behind
This could be our moment in time
We're so charming, charming
Charming in love
We're so charming, charming
Charming in love
Maybe
We can run away
They say
We aint meant to be
'Cos I need you just like breathing
Don't take the earth from me
'Cos we can
Now change our destiny
Even the night
I stole your heart
Under a spell
We can't be apart
Something about you
Keeps me drawn to you
Stars align
Our hopes combine
Shining bright
In the night sky
We'll be forever here
Like the sun and moon
We're so charming
Got my heart started
They always say that love is blind
Yet I see love in your eyes
So charming
Nothing can stop it
We can leave our past behind
This could be our moment in time
We're so charming, charming
Charming in love
We're so charming, charming
Charming in love
Nothing's coming in between us
No, No
We'll let nothing get in our way
The only reason to believe that
I believe in here to stay
So let everybody see us
Gonna let the whole world know
Don't let me go, we're in control
Don't let it go
We're so charming
Got my heart started
They always say that love is blind
Yet I see love in your eyes
So charming
Nothing can stop it
We can leave our past behind
It could be our moment in time
We're so charming, charming
Charming in love
They say
True love is hard to find
I know
That we can't be denied
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