Well, if you ask me,
it's a good thing Ralph
had to move out of town
and resign as
city councilman.
He was nothing but
a maybe man.
No action.
Well, I just hope we get
somebody good to take his place.
You seem to know so much
about it, Floyd.
Why don't you run?
Goober, I served four years
on the city council.
Four of the stormiest years
in Mayberry's political history.
I didn't know they
were stormy, Floyd.
Well, you were too young.
It was just a constant battle
against corruption.
Here?
Yes, right here.
In Mayberry.
Eh, corruption all over
the place.
Remember the famous
drinking fountain scandal?
Somebody made a mistake
and ran a hot water line in.
Ah... uh... mmm...
Tried to cover up.
Well, Mayberry ain't
that way today.
My boy, this is your heritage.
Hey...
Hey, you know, you know
you know who'd make
a good council member?
A real good one?
Who?
Who?
Howard sprague.
Huh
Howard sprague.
Yeah.
Might be just the man, Andy.
He's been county
clerk for years.
That's good
experience.
He's always talking
about improvements
he'd like to see made.
Intelligent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Conscientious.
Upstanding.
Yeah.
And he loves dogs.
What's that got to
do with anything?
Let's go ask him.
I bet nobody'd even
run against him.
Okay.
And I believe the highlight
of last week's meeting
was the very interesting review
tillie Kincaid gave of the book
roses are the backbone
of your garden
by Mabel j. Mosley.
I'm sure it inspired us all
to give even more loving care
to our roses.
And tillie's summation
of Mrs. Mosley's book
can be put in a nutshell:
Spare the insecticides but
do not spare the fertilizer.
That, I believe, concludes the
minutes of our last meeting.
Oh, well done.
Thank you, bee.
And now, any new business?
Bee?
Well, I believe,
as loyal members
of the garden club
that we should
do something
about beautifying
elm street.
You know, in a lovely
city like Mayberry
it doesn't seem right
to have a blighted area.
If the wallravens would
paint their house
it would certainly help.
It would.
I move we form
a committee
and whoever's elected
to city council
we should take
our views to him.
An excellent idea, Ella.
I mean, not that we
want to be a pressure
group or anything
but if we throw
our weight behind
the right man--
girls!
Girls, I have an idea.
In fact,
it's an inspirational idea.
Now, instead of our forming
a committee about this
why not one of us
run for city council?
Clara, that is
an inspirational idea.
I suggest that we choose someone
to run right here, right now.
And it has to be someone
who's well-known
and who has the qualities
of leadership.
I nominate bee Taylor.
I second it.
Bee would be perfect.
Oh, no, girls.
Please, no.
I don't know anything
about politics.
What is there to know?
You have good
common sense
and the courage
of your convictions.
And you're certainly
popular, bee.
There's no doubt
about that.
Well, i'm...
I'm very honored.
Everyone for bee...
Unanimous.
Well, ladies...
I accept the nomination.
And if elected, I promise
to work diligently
for the betterment
of Mayberry.
Golly, fellas, I don't know.
I'm just overwhelmed.
Think about it,
Howard, just
think about it.
You'd be a real
good 'un.
You've got the experience.
County clerk for two years.
It just comes down to we think
you're the best man for the job.
Well, it certainly is a thrill
to have friends who think
so highly of me, but...
City councilman.
Gosh.
The machine will back you
a hundred percent.
I'll tell you one thing,
we're all behind you.
Aunt bee will talk it up for you
at all her women's clubs.
What do you say?
Gentlemen,
I accept the nomination.
Oh!
Attaboy, Howard.
Congratulations.
We who have served
salute you.
Aunt bee!
She's not
home yet, paw.
Ah.
Oh, hi, ope.
Hi, paw.
How was school?
Oh... fine.
Milk?
Yeah.
Any marks?
Just history.
How'd you do?
Well...
This test doesn't really
mean much.
We're having two more
before the end of the term.
Huh.
How'd you do?
And miss crump didn't tell us
she was gonna give us the stuff
from the last chapter.
Half the class didn't know it,
either.
How'd you do?
Well...
I got a high "d."
A high "d"!
Ope, you're just going
to have to buckle down...
I've got
some exciting news.
What, aunt bee?
You're both going to be
very proud of me.
What did you do?
I'm going to run
for city council.
Gosh, aunt bee,
that's just great!
Isn't that great, paw?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, boy.
You don't sound
very thrilled.
Oh, I'm thrilled.
I'm... I'm thrilled.
It's... it's just that, uh...
Just that what?
Well, uh, I think it's...
I think it's great.
Uh, but...
But what?
Well, uh...
Oh, I think...
I think it's just
wonderful news.
It's just that... uh...
Don't you think that some
other people might be...
Uh...
Better qualified?
Better qualified?
Oh... well, I certainly didn't
think it of you, Andy Taylor.
So you're one of these men
who think that women's place
is in the home.
Oh, no. Now, wait,
I didn't say that.
Oh, you, of all people.
No, now, wait a minute,
aunt bee, now...
Will you go study?
Opie, stay just
where you are.
It might be enlightening
to hear
some of your father's
old-fashioned ideas.
Oh, I don't have
old-fashioned ideas.
I think women
in politics...
Just every bit
as good as men.
Just every bit as good.
All I'm saying is
that in this case
don't you think that
somebody else might be
just a little
better qualified?
Some man,
I suppose.
Now...
You stay
here. Hmm?
Now, aunt bee,
will you...
Will you...?
Aunt bee...
Aunt bee,
will you please
just get it
through your head...
Come in.
Hi.
Aunt bee:
Hi.
I heard you were
running for city
council, aunt bee.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm glad
someone is pleased.
Well, in view of the
circumstances, Andy
I guess I sorta
kinda oughta let
you off the hook.
Hook
oh.
I presumed
that you had...
No, I haven't.
Aunt bee, Howard's running
for city council, too.
In fact, I'm one of the ones
that talked him into it
because I honestly believe,
with his experience
he's the best man
for the job.
Well...
I'm sorry, aunt bee
but I'm going to have
to go along with this.
I'll be supporting Howard.
Well.
Well!
Gee, Andy, I sure
appreciate the
stand you're taking
but it seems to place
you in a rather
ticklish situation.
Yeah...
You might say that.
Hello.
Oh, hello, Clara.
Yes, I'm working on it now.
Mm-hmm. Getting ideas
and making notes.
Well, as my campaign manager
I think you and a few
of the other girls and myself
should caucus this afternoon.
Caucus.
C-a-u-c-u-s.
Yes, it's a sort
of get-together.
All right, well,
we'll check later, Clara.
Bye-bye.
Well, good morning.
Good morning.
Mm.
It's over there.
Oh. Oh.
Fine.
Uh... I wonder
if I...
Well, I do have
everything
where I can just put
my hands on it.
Oh. Well, that's...
That's fine.
That's fine.
It's a nice morning.
Yes.
Aunt bee, I hope you understand
my position in this election.
Andy, I understand
your position perfectly
and any ill feeling
I may have indicated
is completely gone.
Oh. Well, good.
You had me scared there
for a minute.
Opie:
Morning.
Oh, morning, ope.
Well, I'll get
your breakfast for you, dear.
Sit down, Opie.
Sit down.
Go ahead.
Plenty of room.
I finished that poster
for you, aunt bee.
Oh, thank you, Opie.
It's so refreshing
when one finds loyalty
in the family.
I drew up a poster
for aunt bee.
"Miss bee Taylor
for progressive government."
Good, ope. Good.
Very good. Very good.
Finish your breakfast, Opie.
I have to get dressed.
Now, is there
anything else you want?
Oh, no, thank you.
I could use an egg.
They're in the refrigerator.
I just don't know
what course of action to take.
I've thought and thought
and thought.
Oh, hi, Andy.
Fellas.
Gee, Andy, we've just
been talking.
You know, this whole thing
is quite a dilemma.
I wouldn't say that.
It might be a little
uncomfortable for some of us,
but I think the issue
is very clear.
Clear as crystal!
Explain it to goober now.
Well, aunt bee is
a wonderful woman.
A wonderful woman,
she'll get my vote.
I'm not finished, Floyd.
Oh.
She's a wonderful woman,
but we all agree
that Howard is the best man
for the job.
Now, I meant it,
and I still mean it,
I think he is by far
the best qualified.
That's just what
I was gonna say.
The machine --
we'll back you %, boy.
Floyd!
Now, Howard, I think
you should still run,
and do everything you can
to win,
because it's
very important
that we have the best man
in there.
Well, what do you say?
Andy, my hat's
in the ring to stay.
Now, what we got to do
is get the thing started
and hit 'em hard.
I mean, do everything we can --
shake hands,
go see people,
just see everybody.
Girls, girls!
Bee, bee, wonderful news!
Oh?
I've just arranged two more
speaking engagements for you.
The boosters club luncheon
tomorrow
and the literary guild
Wednesday night!
Oh, good, they're very
influential organizations!
Yes, and I've talked
with Lillian hartzel
and she says she'll be
more than happy
to bring her saxophone
and perform if you like.
Oh, it's a wonderful idea!
You know her version of
"the flight of the Bumblebee"
certainly livens up
an audience.
And we've got to use
every tool at our command!
Every tool.
We've got to have
more slogans.
That's what the
people want to hear.
Yeah. Hey, let's think
of something.
It has to be catchy.
Like, uh, "win with wilke."
"A landslide for Landon."
Oh. "Tippecanoe and Tyler, too."
What's that mean?
Mean? It means what it says.
Man had a canoe,
and it kept tipping over and...
Probably had something to do
with "don't rock the boat."
Oh.
Oh, and another thing, too.
We got to get that Indian vote.
Indian?
Yeah.
Well, there's
just one.
Well, every vote counts.
Let me think now.
What's an issue
that would appeal to Indians?
Um...
"Preserve the buffalo."
Ah...
Good morning,
Mr. Councilman.
Oh, let's not count
our chickens
before they're hatched.
Good. Good.
Use that in the speech.
A well-turned phrase
can get votes.
You, uh,
haven't seen Andy.
He's not in his office.
He ought to be
along any minute.
Woman:
Oh, they're
of them.
Morning, ladies.
Why, hi, Andy.
Working
on a platform
for the campaign.
I don't think
any platform's going
to win this election.
Everybody's got
their emotions involved.
What do you mean, Andy?
Well, I just passed by
a couple of garden club ladies
and they won't have
a thing to do with me
and that means you, too.
Getting to be
a battle of the sexes.
Hey, we better
line up some issues
that'll appeal
to the women voters.
Yeah, make a note
of that, goober.
And the Indian, too.
Right.
Howard, let me...
Let me ask you something.
What would you say
to an open debate
between you and aunt bee?
You know, let the people get
to know about both candidates...
What they feel
and what they hope to do.
Gee, that sounds like
a wonderful idea, Andy.
Good. Now, let's just see
if we can set that up.
I'll talk to aunt bee.
We'll see you, fellas.
Floyd:
Bye, Andy.
Now, let's see here.
Oh. Oh, yes. Here it is.
Uh, I do think
we ought to discuss
the new bridge
over Parker creek.
This year's council
certainly has
to face it.
I'm going all out on it
in my speech tonight.
Right.
Good.
Bee, wear
your blue suit.
It gives
a feeling of stability.
I think you're right.
Now --
well, uh, ladies...
We ar having
a meeting here.
Well, fine, fine.
I'd just like
to check something.
'Course, it is your house.
If you'd prefer
we go somewhere else.
No, no, no.
I'd just like
to get this thing down
to a sensible basis.
I was talking
with some of the fellas.
And I believe if we could get
the issues in this campaign
before the public
then they might
get a better idea
of who they'd
like to have for
their councilman
or, in your
case, woman.
Now, well...
A debate
is what I'm talking about
in the town hall.
It's-it's fine with Howard.
And, uh, well,
what about you, aunt bee?
Debate?
Yes.
May I ask my
campaign manager?
Well, certainly.
Excuse me.
Aunt bee:
Mm-mmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm.
We have decided.
We would welcome
such a debate
and the sooner
the better.
Fine. I'll, uh,
I'll set it up.
Ladies...
Ladies and gentlemen,
could I have
your attention?
If you'll just take seats.
Uh...
I'm sure everybody knows
both our candidates
for the city council.
Miss bee Taylor...
And Howard sprague.
Now, both the candidates
have agreed
that there'll be
no formal rules
or set questions
for the, uh, debate tonight.
So, uh, anybody
who has any questions
about any of the issues
just feel free to ask them
and the candidates
will give you their opinions.
Uh... well, uh... all set.
So just, uh...
Just fire away.
I'd like to hear
a discussion
on the subject of, uh,
putting up a new bridge
over Parker creek
on the old ranch road.
Ladies first.
The fact that I'm a lady
has nothing to do with it.
The issue is not whether
a man or woman is running
but who's best
qualified for the job.
Oh, I couldn't agree more.
I only meant...
Of course.
Now, as to
the new bridge
being built
over Parker creek
at the old ranch road
I say if it is the
will of the people
that a bridge be built
then a bridge
shall be built.
Well, uh... I think this
would just be a waste
of the taxpayers' money.
Waste of the taxpayers' money?
Let me read some figures
I have here
on the cost of such a project.
Now, if the bridge were built
just one block away
on Baker Street...
Baker Street
well, it would result
in a savings of $ ,
including the cost of $
to repair the old bridge
which could still be used
for pedestrian traffic.
Now, at % interest,
this could be amortized
over the next ten years
at a monthly expenditure
of $ . .
Now, % of this
would be deductible
in light of the new
government ruling
on civic improvements.
Now, this would leave
a net total cost to the city
of under $ .
Where did he get
all that information?
These figures, of course,
are only an approximation
based upon the probable
current interest rates
at the time
the project is instituted.
I'm sorry I can't be
more exact at this time.
Next question, please.
Uh, how about
the new sewers
for main street?
I'm glad you asked
that question, goober.
The sewers on main street
is a subject
very close to all of us.
And I say
if the people want new sewers
they shall have them.
The will of the people--
that shall be my beacon
to shine forever
in the darkness
of political ignorance.
Well, as county clerk,
the sewer situation
is an area
that is not unfamiliar to me.
Frankly, I don't think
new sewers is the answer.
I have some figures here
on the cost of repairing
our old ones.
Now, if we were to concentrate
on the -foot run
between first
and third streets
we could completely
repair this line
assuming that
the plumbing wage cost
remains at a constant...
And I would say definitely no.
A new road connecting
with the state highway
would just be a waste
of taxpayers' money...
The boy, he's got
a lot of savvy.
Reminds me of myself
when I was .
Then we could always
reconsider the measure.
Uh, only time can tell.
Uh, are there
any more questions?
Aunt bee:
Yes. I have one.
I've been sitting here
listening to my
worthy opponent
with all of his
facts and figures
about the problems
of our town.
And I've been listening
not as a candidate
but as one
of the people
who lives here.
And my question is
why should anyone
vote for me
when you have
a man like Howard
sprague running?
I can't think of anybody else
I'd want on the council
looking after
my interests and
everybody else's.
And I wholeheartedly
urge you
to cast your vote
for Howard sprague.
Well, uh...
Gee, aunt bee,
i, uh...
I don't know
what to say.
Well, we'll talk about it
tomorrow morning
when you're having
your eggs and cereal
and sausages
and pancakes and...
If there's anything
else you'd like
just let me know.
Now, are you sure that's
enough for you, Andy?
Plenty, plenty, plenty.
I didn't tell you
about my talk with Howard
last night
after the debate.
No.
He's asked me
to head a committee
for the beautification
of elm street.
Hey, that's something!
You mean you're
gonna be in charge
of the whole thing,
aunt bee?
That's right, Opie.
Well, that's
quite an assignment.
I've been thinking about it
ever since he mentioned it
to me.
And you know what I'm planning?
Not the faintest idea.
I'm going to remove all of
the elm trees on elm street,
and I'm going to
plant magnolias.
We'll probably call it
"magnolia street."
That's a nicer name, anyway,
and when those trees
are in bloom, that whole street
will be completely shaded.
It'll probably be the prettiest
street in Mayberry.
Ooh, politics are exciting!
Do you know what
my other plan is?
When they finish the bridge
at Baker Street,
we're going to build
a dam,
and then we're going to
put in a water wheel.
It'll be just beautiful.
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