01x02 - Not So Happy Campers Part 2

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Last time on total drama island,

campers have signed up to spend eight weeks

right here at this crummy old summer camp,

then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers.

It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?

gwen: I did not sign up for this.

Chorus: ♪ dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine ♪

♪ You guys are on my mind ♪

♪ You asked me what I wanted to be ♪

♪ And now I think the answer is plain to see ♪

♪ I want to be famous ♪

♪ I want to live close to the sun ♪

♪ Well pack your bags cause I've already won ♪

♪ Everything to prove nothing in my way ♪

♪ I'll get there one day ♪

♪ 'Cause I want to be famous ♪

♪ Nana na'na naana nana nana na nana nana na ♪

♪ I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous ♪

♪ I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous ♪

(Whistling i want to be famous)

chris: okay.

Today's challenge is three-fold.

Your first task is to jump off this

, -Foot-high cliff into the lake.

Piece of cake.

chris: if you look down, you will see two target areas.

the wider area represents the part of the lake

that we have stocked with

psychotic... man-eating sharks.

inside that area is a safe zone.

that's your target area,

which, we're pretty sure is shark free.

Excuse me.

For each member of your team that jumps

And actually survives,

There will be a crate of supplies waiting below.

inside each crate are supplies that you'll need

for the second part of the challenge...

building a hot tub.

The team with the best one gets to have a wicked

Hot-tub party tonight.

the losers will be sending someone home.

Let's see, k*ller bass, you're up first.

Oh, wow.

So, who wants to go first?

Hey, don't sweat it, guys.

I heard that these shows

Always make the interns do the stunt first

To make sure it's survivable.

We need to test the stunts first.

You know that.

Do I look like an intern?

No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital.

C'mon, just jump it, you big chicken.

(Cackles like a chicken)

I don't get paid enough for this, man.

(Screaming)

Hey, I made it.

I made it, man, uh.

Something just brushed up by my foot.

Hey, chris, man, something ain't right down here.

(Screaming)

Well, that seems safe enough.

So, who's up?

Ladies first.

Fine, I'll go.

It's no big deal,

Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks.

She did it. Yeah! Yeah! I'm next.

Cowabunga!

oh! oh!

Oh, ah.

Whoo! Hoo, hoo, hoo!

Look out below!

Unh-unh. No way, man.

I'm not jumping.

-Scared of heights? -Yeah, ever since I was a kid.

That's okay, big guy.

Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken.

So you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day.

Aw, man. For real?

Bawk bawk bawk!

That means the chicken path down

Is that-a-way.

next.

Yee-haw!

(All cheer)

Yes.

(Screams)

Ahh!

Oh, hate to see that happen.

Excuse me, chris. I have a medical condition.

What condition?

A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs.

You can chicken out if you want,

But it might end up costing your team the win.

And then they'll hate you.

It's a calculated risk.

I've seen the other team,

And I don't think nine of them will jump.

All right, here is your chicken hat.

So let's tally up the results.

Hold on.

That's eight jumpers and two chickens.

We're missing one.

I'm not jumping without katie!

We have to be on the same team, chris.

Both: please!

Both: please! Can we? Can we, chris?

Both: can we? Can we?

I'll switch places with her.

All right, fine,

You're both on the k*ller bass now.

Izzy, you're on the screaming gophers.

both: yes!

That means you're up, girls.

Both: we're coming, k*ller bass!

(Screaming)

Okay, so that's nine jumpers and two chickens.

Screaming gophers, if you can beat that

we'll throw in a pull cart to put you crates on.

Nice.

Okay, guys who's up first?

I'm sorry, there's no way I'm doing this.

Why not?

Uh, hello, national tv., I'll get my hair wet.

You're kidding, right?

If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it.

Oh you're doing it.

Says, who?

Says me.

I'm not losing this challenge 'cause you got your hair day,

you spoiled little daddy's girl.

Back off, ghetto-glamour,

Too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe.

Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing,

Teen-girl-reading,

Peeking in high school prom queen!

Well, at least I'm popular.

You're jumping!

Make me!

(Screaming)

Leshawna, you are so dead.

Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't i?

Now I just hope I can hit it, too.

(Screaming)

I thought this was going to be a talent contest.

(Laughs) yeah. (Laughs) no.

(Screams)

(Screams)

(Screams)

(Laughing ecstatically)

-Look out! -Paddle!

I--i can't do it.

I'm too scared.

I'm sorry.

(Both cackle like chickens)

That is, like, so lame, right?

Fully lame.

Let's do this.

yeah!

Whoo!

Okay, campers, there's only one person left.

You guys need this jump for the win.

No pressure, dude.

okay, there's pressure.

You're going to win. Go, owen.

Do it, owen, just, jump, just do it, owen, do it.

Oh, I was pretty darn nervous.

See, the thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer.

I'm looking at this guy and thinking,

"There's no way he's gonna make it."

I actually thought, "if he jumps this...

He's gonna die."

Take a good run at it, buddy. You can do this.

I'm going to die now.

I'm going to freaking die now.

Come on, big guy.

Yeah!

Oh, crap. (Screams)

Yes! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Who's the man?

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Yes.

The winners, the screaming gophers!

trent: that was awesome, dude.

What's wrong?

I think I lost my bathing suit.

(Chattering)

oh, now I don't wanna see that.

♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Bottles of pop ♪

♪ If one of those bottles should happen to fall ♪

♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪

Ow!

I think I just got a splinter.

Shut up and pick up your crate...

Chicken.

Hey I'm the only one with c.i.t. Camping experience here,

You need me.

♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪

♪ Bottles of pop ♪

♪ If one of those bottles should happen to fall ♪

Ugh, I've gotta take a wiz.

Hurry up. We're already behind.

Ooh, I have to go, too.

You do? Oh, my gosh, me, too.

Ow.

I think something just bit me.

♪ Should happen to fall ♪

♪ Bottles of pop on the wall ♪

Hey, look, there is the camp ground.

That was pretty easy.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

All better?

Yep.

Can we go now?

I think my eye is swelling up.

Ew, something's itching me.

Are you itchy, too?

Totally itchy. Really bad.

Remember, you guys can only use your teeth

To open the crates.

I came up with that one.

(Growling)

Hey, I think I got it open.

Ow, ow, rope burn on my tongue.

Ooh, it's really itching now.

Mine fells like it's burning.

Okay, I have to scratch.

You guys are way behind the other team.

Like, way behind.

What's the problem?

Courtney: their butts are itchy.

Oh, my boxers, that's bad.

Did you guys squat down when you peed in the woods?

Yeah.

Did you happen to notice what kind of plants

You were squatting over?

They were kind of oval shaped

And green and all over the place.

Were they low to the ground, about this big?

You guys squatted on poison ivy.

-What do we do? -Oh, no.

No way. That's awesome.

Both: somebody, help us.

Hey, check it out, I got wood.

I've got some tools here

And what looks like a pool liner.

I just wanted to say,

I didn't mean bad about you being a ghetto,

Rap-star wannabe, and I love your earrings.

They're so pretty.

Straight up?

Well, I'm sorry about pushing you over the cliff and all.

No worries. I needed a push.

Truce?

Yeah, yeah, you got it.

Did you mean all that stuff you said to lefonda back there?

Leshawna. Hah, no.

She's going down.

And p.s. Those are the ugliest earrings

I've seen in my life.

Oh.

So if you hate her why were you being nice to her.

You ever seen one of these shows before?

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Oh.

I'm your friend, right?

Oh, yeah, for now.

Finally.

Hey, what's up, guys?

Hey, aren't you missing a couple of white girls?

(Sighing)

Oops.

They're getting a drink.

Yeah, if they drink with their butts.

Ha ha, that's funny.

Ooh, what happened to your eye, girl?

Nothing, just an allergy.

Think it's getting worse.

Shut up.

We don't want them to know that.

Okay, dudes,

It's not too late. We can do this.

Ew.

What?

That's really gross.

Okay look, guys,

We have a hot tub to complete,

And we need a project manager,

Since I've actually been a c.i.t. Before,

I'm electing myself.

Any objections?

Where do we begin, cyclops?

Open the crates.

Bridgette, go find those itchy girls.

We need all the help we can get.

(Bubbling)

This is an awesome hot tub.

-Oh, yeah. -Nice.

(All gasp)

Well, I think we have a winner here...

The screaming gophers.

(All cheer)

Gophers, you're safe from elimination

And you get to rock this awesome hot tub

For the rest of the summer. Bonus!

(Cheering)

k*ller bass, what can I say?

sucks to be you right now.

I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.

We won!

We all get to stay here for another three days!

All: oh, yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo.

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Ha ha ha. Yes!

We get to stay.

We get to stay, we are so awesome.

We won the contest.

So--uh--what do we do now?

We have to figure out who we're gonna vote off.

Well, I think it should be princess

Or the brick house here.

What? Why?

Because, unless I'm mistaken,

You two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats

And if we ever have to lift a truck,

I like our odds with the big guy.

You guys need me. I'm the only one--

We know, who used to be a real c.i.t.

So who would you pick?

What about him?

No!

I mean no salt,

There's no salt on the table, bummer.

Hey, hey, at least he jumped off the cliff, chicken wing.

Shut up.

Okay, let's just chill out.

This is getting way to heavy.

I've had enough prison food for one day.

I'm gonna go have a nap.

You can't do that.

We haven't decided who's going yet.

Well, I just don't get why we lost, eh?

They're the ones that have six girls.

(Both gasp)

What's that supposed to mean?

Yeah, home school, enlighten us.

Well, guys are much stronger

And better at sports than girls are.

Oh snap, you did not just say that.

My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh?

And help them in case they can't keep up.

Still think we need your help keeping up?

Uh, not really.

Okay, guys, let's give him a break.

I meant, at least he doesn't think that

Guys are smarter than girls.

But they are.

Dude, you've got a lot to learn about the real world.

k*ller bass, at camp marshmallows represent

A tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire.

At this camp marshmallows represent life.

You've all cast your votes and made your decision.

There are only ten marshmallows on this plate.

When I call your name

Come up and claim your marshmallow.

The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight

Must immediately return to the dock of shame

to catch the boat of losers.

That means you're out of the contest

And you can't come back... Ever.

The first marshmallow goes to... Geoff.

tyler.

Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! Place at the table.

Katie.

bridgette. d.j.

Harold.

Yes!

-Sadie. -Oh, yay. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Duncan.

Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.

Courtney.

(Sighs)

Can't say I'm shocked.

I saw you picking your nose, dude.

Not cool.

Dock of shame is that way, bro.

The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows.

You're all safe for tonight.

Yep, this camp pretty much still sucks.

But now that I'm here

I guess I might as well actually try to win.

To the screaming gophers.

All: to the screaming gophers.

Woo-hoo.

Go gophers, go gophers.

All: go gophers, go gophers.

Go gophers, go gophers,

Go, go, go gophers.

Are you recording this?

Good.

They can enjoy their little party all they want,

But I am gonna win this competition