[Bird crowing]
[Cat meowing, Mouse squeaking]
[Elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[Opening Theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[Beast Boy slurping]
[gargling]
Uh, what are you doing?
Having lunch.
Ah, we done run out
of them proper foods.
You want some?
Gross.
[smacks]
Azarath metrion zinthos!
There, food.
[gasps]
Woah!
[struggling]
What's up with you?
The TV's busted.
How's a man supposed
to pass their idle times
without that good TV?
How?
Jeez, calm down.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
Tabitha, I've returned.
Kensington, you're alive?
But I saw you
get disintegrated
in that unicycle expl*si*n.
[Kensington] I got better.
There, it's a portal
to the drama dimension.
It's been years.
Tabitha, I've changed.
Run away with me.
- I can't.
- Huh?
I'm engaged.
To your evil twin
half-brother.
[door opens]
I'm pregnant.
[dramatic music]
Ha-ha, so dramatic.
Sick.
Wait, pause the show.
Ugh, I gots to goes
to the bathroom
and I don'ts wants to
miss any drama.
No need.
[gasps]
Mama Raven, I's done
made a decision.
Cool.
I wants you to teach me
to be a magic man.
You mean a wizard.
I gots to learn
them good spells
so I can do everything
real easy, like you.
Magic isn't a shortcut
to make your life easier.
It's a dangerous art
that can cause indestructible
destruction if it's done wrong.
It takes years of
grueling discipline to master.
[lapping water]
So, you'lls teach me then?
Of course not.
Come on, just one spell.
- No.
- Two spells.
No, don't ask me again.
Fine, three spells
and I ain't doing
no more negotiation.
- Argh.
- I warned you.
Why don'ts you
believe in me?
Because magic is serious
and you're a goof.
Now, leave me alone.
I cans be a wizard.
I knows it.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mmm-hmm.
Here we go.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
Ah!
[ghosts howling]
- Beast Boy?
- Ah, I's can fix it.
Just go back to sleeps.
Uh, uh...
Azarath metrion zinthos!
- [roars]
- [screams]
Not bad for my
first time, huh?
You destroyed
my spell book.
Now I'll destroy you.
I just wanted
to be the wiz.
[demonic voice] Azarath
metrion zinthos!
Uh, how comes
I ain't destroyed?
[exhales] My spell book was
the source of my magical power.
So you can't smash me
no more.
That's cool.
Ow!
This is why I told you
to stay away from magic.
I need my spell book.
And there's only
one other copy.
In a place for wizards, witches
and other magical creatures
to share their knowledge.
The Azarath Library.
Can I comes with?
I can be the best wiz,
I knows it.
You can't come.
And you can't be a wizard.
- Thorpigore! To the library.
- [crows]
[wings flapping]
[crows]
[beeping]
[rumbling]
[soothing music playing]
[typing]
[groans] It's gonna take forever
to find my spell book in here.
Girl, ain't you know
the Dewey Decimal system?
I told you not
to follow me.
I can'ts help it, mama.
I be a mans of
magical intentions.
Fine, just stay
in the kids section.
There's nothing
dangerous there.
Sweet!
Oh, snap!
Woah ho! Burrito magics.
Yo, that's a fresh cloak, yo.
[gasps] There you are.
[grunts] Hey, that's mine.
[roars]
[Raven grunting]
Give it to me.
[crashes]
If I'd had that book,
I'd magic you so hard.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Behold, I's be the wizard
with them good magics.
Ugh, where are
your pants?
I traded them for this cloak.
[upbeat music plays]
Looking good, bruh.
So, did you find
your spell book?
This goober grabbed it first.
[squeals]
You best hand's
that over, fool.
- [muffled squeal]
- Then I gots no choice.
I'ma wiz you real good.
Azarath metrion burrito!
[squeals]
Really?
You hungry, bro?
Is real spicy.
Nah, give me that book first.
- [munching]
- Yeah boy, that's how I do.
[burping]
- [gasps] My book.
- [screams]
That's rude, fool.
Cover your mouth next time.
That's two spell books
in one day, you goof.
Wait, I'm sorry, Raven.
- I's was just trying to help.
- Great job.
Now my only hope
is to find the wizard
who wrote my spell book
and convince him
to make me a new one.
It's a long and dangerous
journey.
You ain'ts got nothing
to fear, yo.
The burrito wizard
will protect you.
Awesome.
[mariachi music plays]
[growling]
- [thud]
- [grunt]
[Raven]
The lair of the book wizard.
The ancient and wise writer
of all spell books,
including mine.
I's be happy to meet
a cool wizard such as myself.
Woah, you are not coming.
Whys not?
Because you'll mess
everything up.
But I's can make the dude
a burrito and...
No! No more stupid
burrito magic.
You're not a wizard
and you never will be.
Just stay here and don't
do anything dumb.
Okay.
[Raven] Hmm, let's see.
There we go.
[Book Wizard] Hello,
who disturbeth the book wizard?
Hey, it's me, Raven,
[buzzes]
Welcome to the lair
of the book wizard.
Hey.
Hey, Raven, what's new?
Uh, not much. Remember
that spell book you made me?
Oh, yeah, took me a long time
to make that one.
Very painful.
Lots of paper cuts.
Yeah, it's gone.
I need you to make me
a new one.
You lost it?
And the copy in the library.
Clearly you cannot be trusted
with the magical arts.
You don't deserve
a new spell book.
Now be gone from this place.
- What?
- I said be gone!
- [rips]
- [book yelps]
Hey, step up, fool.
Get out of here, Beast Boy!
I ain'ts leaving without
your spell book.
Who are you?
I's the burrito wizard.
And if yous don't make Raven
a new spell book,
I'lls get crazy on you.
You dare thr*aten
the almighty book wizard?
I hopes you like
your burrito spicy.
[groans]
Such magic!
Huh?
Azarath metrion burrito!
[shrieks]
Whoa.
No!
[farts]
[mariachi music plays]
Yous look really tasty, yo.
No, no, no! I yield.
I'll make the spell book.
Just don't eat me.
That's what's up.
Now don't go losing that one.
I won't.
Beast Boy, thank you.
You ain'ts got to thank me.
I'm sorry I gots you into
this mess in the first place.
It's cool.
I should've believed in you.
You're quite the little
magic man, after all.
[both laugh]
Wait, turn me back
into a person.
[burps]
06x14 - Magic Man
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Animated series that follows the adventures of the young Titans: Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire.
Animated series that follows the adventures of the young Titans: Beast Boy, Robin, Cyborg, Raven and Starfire.