09x11 - An Idol's Badge of Honor
Posted: 09/24/22 06:38
Gintama,OP Card: Gintama
Slip Arc,OP Card: Slip Arc
Title: An Idol's Badge of Honor
Oedo_Dome,Sign: Oedo Dome
Tsuk: To hell with that. Even a normal meet-and-greet doesn't sit right with me.
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Tsuk: If you're holding a toilet meet-and-greet, they might as well all work at Yoshiwara.
Shin: Is that really the issue here, Tsukuyo-san?
Sac: No need to tell me. I've always been the producer's cum dumpster.
Shin: You keep your mouth shut!
Kyu: Idol or not, as a samurai, I could never grab something so filthy.
Kyu: The only things a samurai should grab are swords, dirt on powerful people,
Kyu: control of the Yagyu Family and the right to its inheritance,
Kyu: stocks, and rice balls.
Shin: Don't make rice balls with a hand that touched all that filth, you celeb samurai!
Tae: Besides, shaking hands from a toilet would be rude to the fans.
Tae: We want to treat our fans better.
Tae: On that note,
Tae: let's have the fans enter the toilet instead.
Shin: Treat your fans better!
Tae: Also, keeping hygiene in mind,
Tae: they can hold Clift's fate in their hands.
A_Mad_Hand_Appea,Sign: A Mad HandAppeared
Shin: Don't treat fans like the Mad Hands in DQ!
Shin: And don't pull on Clift's leg! Quit pulling our leg by being so useless, Clift!
Tae: And despite everything that happened,
Tae: let's flush it all away and call it water under the bridge.
Shin: They won't get flushed!
Shin: Not even the large option will flush your evil deeds and Clift's feelings away!
Tae: It's the same principle as the Gintama movies.
Tae: The moment we get the fans inside, we've already won.
Tae: After that, the money will flow in even if the movie's a steady stream of sh*t.
Shin: Enough with the outrageous statements!
Shin: Don't put us in the same boat as your rip-off cabaret club!
G: H-Hey, what happened in there?
G: Uh, I think...
G: I touched something soft that starts with "cli."
G: "Cli"? Something soft?!
G: And then water came bursting out...
G: Holy water came bursting out?!
G: I-I'm lining up for Otae-chan!
G: She seems prim and proper, but is actually really bold! She's the best!
Shin: By some miracle, it caused a misunderstanding and formed a line!
Tae: There, there.
Tae: Don't rush, guys. Enter the toilet in turn, okay?
Kag: Well, since a line's formed, let's just go with it.
Sac: Pfft! Don't make me laugh!
Sac: What part of that woman is soft?
Sac: As you can see, she's a legendary Bigfoot whose entire body is the Rockies!
Tae: Sacchan...
Tae: Could you not get all jealous because nobody's coming to your toilet?
Tae: Be a good little monkey and ride on someone else's back, would you?
Sac: Otae...
Sac: A monkey on the back is an idiom that means having a problem, not a literal monkey.
Sac: Has your brain turned into a rock, too?
Kag: Hey! Boss lady, Sacchan!
Tae: And I'm saying you can ride these filthy men bareback.
Sac: Did you hear that, guys? This is what Otae's really like!
Shin: Who the hell are you two fighting?!
Sac: What are you saying?
Sac: Before being a battle to decide the top idol,
Sac: this is a vote-off between Diamond Vacuum members!
Shin: Who the hell cares about that?!
Sac: I won't let anyone else be center.
Sac: You guys are better off lining up for me instead of this Jezebel.
Sac: Hey, don't you want to meet-and-greet me?
Sac: I've got two much softer things than she does.
Sac: Look right here.
G: On second thought, I'm going for Sacchan!
G: She may wear glasses, but she's got a bombshell body! She's the best!
Tae: Why, you little bitch!
Sac: I'm gonna be the center!
Sac: You can spew all the holy water you want in the wagon, Clift!
Sac: No... You need to hold me more gently.
Shin: Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!
Sac: If you shake that hard, you'll crush my two
Sac: soft balls!
Tae: They're just Brey's golden orbs!
Shin: What the hell are you doing?!
Shin: This has turned into a meet-and-greet for DQ's wagon members!
Shin: Where'd you even find them?!
Tae: Clift and Brey needed to get rid of their worries before the final battle!
Shin: You two are Booger Diamonds 's Clift and Brey!
Gin: Exactly.
Gin: Good job, Clift, Brey.
Gin: Consider DQ's Alena and McRyan.
Gin: Do you know why most people pick Alena out of these two fighters?
Gin: That's because unlike McRyan, who is all alone, Alena has Clift and Brey with her.
Shin: No way!
Gin: Yes way. They're just like an idol group, too.
Gin: The center Alena's star shines brighter
Gin: amidst the darkness that is Clift and Brey.
Gin: Which means...
G: On second thought, Kyubei-chan's the best!
G: Unlike those two sluts, she's a pure tomboy!
G: Plus, she's got eyepatch and twin tails moe!
G: Orthodox really is best!
Gin: Go, Alena!
Gin: Walk over the corpses of Clift and Brey!
Gin: I forgot Alena could spam critical hits.
Kyu: Don't touch me!
Kag: Turns out Alena has the biggest, Psaro-tier darkness.
Shin: You've gotta be kidding me! What did she even come here for?!
Kyu: G-Give me some time.
Kyu: I'm slowly getting used to it.
Kyu: I think I'll be able to overcome it once I throw another , of them.
Shin: The fans won't recover from that!
Tae: Then why don't you throw Clift , times?
Sac: And Brey, too.
Shin: Don't listen to those dark voices!
Shin: Spare Clift and Brey already!
Tsuk: Stop it, Kyubei.
Tsuk: Don't push yourself.
Kyu: Tsukuyo-dono?
Tsuk: If you can't hold hands with men, then I can just hold your share as well.
Kyu: But I can't place such a burden on you.
Tsuk: Don't worry. I cast aside my femininity, but ah'm still a woman of Yoshiwara.
Tsuk: Ah'm prepared to bear the sins of man.
Kyu: Ah'm moe!
Gin: Why are you freaking out over her?!
Shin: We still had our ultimate w*apon, the female hero who backs up Alena's party!
G: She looks like a cool, aloof beauty, but she's kind enough to look out for others!
G: Tsukuyo-chan is the best!
Shin: This is our chance!
Tae: My, aren't we popular, Tsukuyo-san.
Shin: You two get back in the wagon right now!
Sac: After that popularity poll, you want to win the Diamond Vacuum vote-off, too?
Sign: Popularity Poll Arc (Episodes - ) November
Sac: Of course a Yoshiwara woman would know all about the casting couch.
Shin: You still haven't gotten over what happened eight years ago?!
Sac: But the center always has the spotlight on her.
Sac: So as fellow members, we really need you to be more careful about things.
Sign: Female Hero Sends Clift to the Wagon!!
Sign: The Two Disappear Into the Wagon\Where Brey Awaits...
Shin: What kinda scandal is that?!
Shin: And why are you guys fabricating stories to bring down your bandmate?!
Sac: How will you take responsibility for this?
Tae: Sending you to the Hakata wagon won't be enough. You'll be sent to Indonesia!
Shin: Your shitty organization doesn't exist in Indonesia!
Tsuk: I don't recall any of that,
Tsuk: but I guess it's okay if it'll get me out of this stupid mess.
Shin: It had zero effect on her!
Sac: That laid-back attitude of yours is really annoying!
Sac: Want me to cast Thwack on you?!
Sac: Be honest! You want to be center too, right?
Tsuk: Look, if you wanna play center field or whatever base in baseball,
Tsuk: first get nine people to play with!
Sac: Don't play dumb with me!
Shin: Knock it off! Your ugly infighting is weirding out the fans!
Tae: Oh, wait!
Sac: We were kidding! That was just a comedy opening act!
Sac: Come back!
Com: Uh, excuse me. Can I just, like,
Com: take a dump?
Com: Whoa! It's totally sticking out!
Shin: We don't need play-by-play for that!
Com: My poop is as loose and sloppy as Booger Diamonds 's morals!
Com: Their behavior sticks out so much in the idol sphere,
Com: both the fans and my poop scattered all over the place!
Shin: Quit telling us about how your dump is going!
Com: Meanwhile, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches are nearly in four digits!
Com: There's no telling what's going on behind those bewitching curtains,
Com: but the fans are being rendered spineless one after another!
Bit: It's all over, Booger Diamonds .
Gin: Guess we'll have to do something about their mystery meet-and-greet after all.
Shin: Not yet.
Shin: Booger Diamonds isn't finished yet.
Shin: Terakado Tsu isn't finished yet!
Shin: Not as long as the captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub,
Shin: Shimura Shinpachi, is still here.
Shin: I'll stop them.
Shin: So Kagura-chan, Otsu-chan, the rest is in your hands.
Bit: Captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub, Shimura Shinpachi.
Bit: Do you really want a taste of our meet-and-greet?
Bit: Did you forget what happened to your friends when they tried us?
Shin: Otsu-chan...
Shin: As long as you keep singing,
Shin: your fans won't go anywhere.
Shin: Even back when you didn't have any fans,
Shin: you still had fun singing on the roadsise.
Shin: Someone who was given strength by watching you is still here.
Shin: Just as your voice has cheered us on when we were sad and hurt,
Shin: there's a fan still here who will cheer you on when you are sad and hurt.
Shin: If you've lost everything, you can just start over from that spot.
Shin: If you'll sing, I'll gladly come see you there again and again...
Shin: At that concert hall for just the two of us.
Shin: No matter what happens,
Shin: I will be Terakado Tsu's first and last fan.
Bit: How amusing.
Bit: By getting through our meet-and-greet,
Bit: you want to stir up the undecided fans and that cowardly girl?
Bit: Well, let's see you try.
Bit: Just like you wanted, we'll make you Terakado Tsu's last ever fan
Bit: by enslaving your heart!
Shin: Right back at you.
Shin: I'm Shimura Shinpachi, captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub.
Shin: Here I come!
Gin: Sh-Shinpachi!
Gin: That was quick!
Gin: What's wrong with you? After all that big talk, you got destroyed in a flash!
Gin: You got stripped to your underwear at an incredible speed!
Bit: Even her oldest fan and white knight is just a rotten virgin nerd.
Bit: Our meet-and-greet can entrance anyone in one sh*t, no matter whose fan they are.
Bit: Now, Terakado Tsu has not a single fan left...
Shin: Once I get home, I'm gonna throw away all my p*rn mags.
Shin: But as for Otsu-chan's CDs,
Shin: I won't throw a single one away.
Bit: My antenna? Did he...
Com: Wow, Shimaru has made a successful return!
Com: And what's going on here?
Com: Miss Bitchie is suddenly writhing in pain!
Shin: I thought it was strange how one handshake
Shin: could turn anyone into a Galaxy Kingdom b*tches fanatic.
Shin: Selling dreams is your job?
Shin: That's not it.
Shin: What you were showing them was just an illusion, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bit: C-Curse you!
Com: Having lost her antenna, Miss Bitchie has turned into a different person!
Com: Th-That's not all! From behind the bewitching curtains,
Com: unfamiliar uggo idols are tumbling out one after another!
Taka: Shin-chan's right.
Taka: Fans of any other idol would've been fine,
Taka: but you ran out of luck when you picked a fight with us.
Taka: Your brainwashing won't work on us.
Taka: Because...
Taka: We're the universe's greatest fans of the universe's greatest idol!
Taka: Because we're the Terakado Tsu Fanclub, dynamite!
Shin: Taka-chin! Guys!
Com: C-Can you believe it? The Terakado Tsu Fanclub is back in action!
Com: With their sheer love for Otsu-chan, they exposed the brainwashing shenanigans!
G: No way!
G: Our number one idols in the universe!
G: The shocking truth is making the Galaxy Kingdom b*tches fans waver!
G: Wait, the count went down to zero!
G: It has been deemed invalid due to brainwashing!
G: Booger Diamonds have pulled off an miraculous last-ditch comeback!
G: Let it be heard across the universe, men.
G: Who the universe's greatest idol with the universe's greatest fans is.
G: Booger Diamonds Fanclub, let's go!
G: L-O-V-E Otsu!
All: L-O-V-E Otsu!
Shin: L-O-V-E Kagura!
All: L-O-V-E Kagura!
G: Let's go cheer them on, too.
Com: The fanclub's Booger Diamonds chant echoes across the arena.
Com: Their overwhelming passion
Com: is infecting the now recovered Galaxy Kingdom b*tches fans!
Com: Wh-What's this noise?!
Bit: How dare you expose an idol's hidden face, that which mustn't be seen!
Bit: Mysterious sound waves are being emitted by all of Galaxy Kingdom b*tches .
Bit: If you found out, all we have to do is brainwash you all once again.
Bit: Keep dancing within the fantasies that are idols for the rest of your lives...
Bit: That's...
Kag: Looks like this is the kind of handshake you need.
Com: Booger Diamonds 's Kagura stops Miss Bitchie!
Com: In these final stages, she's turning it into an actual fight of hands!
Com: What are you morons doing? Hurry up and brainwash...
GKB: What's this awful noise?
Tae: The time has come to show you the fruits of our training.
Com: Th-That's...
Tae: Kagura-chan, leave the backing to us!
Sac: Go grab idol stardom with your hands!
Com: It's the backing band!
Com: Diamond Vacuum's overwriting the mystery sound waves with terrifying dissonance!
Com: Suffering fans,
Com: screaming fanclub,
Com: and groaning backing band.
Com: All of their fates now rest in the hands of those two!
Com: Is this really a meet-and-greet?
Com: No, this is a battle with their idol careers on the line! A real meet-and-b*at!
Bit: Do you really think you have the right to stop us?
Bit: Showing illusions and brainwashing is something all idols do.
Bit: Beneath the surface, idols are filthy people, too.
Bit: They hide that filth with cosmetic surgery and show off their fake beauty.
Bit: They hide that filth by putting on an act and showing off their fake purity.
Bit: The dreams you people are having are nothing but illusions wrapped in lies!
Bit: All we did was perfect those illusions and make them more beautiful!
Bit: And we did it to show you the dreams that you wanted to see!
Gin: You can't call those dreams.
Gin: It's just giving up.
Gin: Sure, idols dig their nostrils, take dumps, and have ***, too.
Gin: They cause scandals at times and get down in the dumps at others.
Gin: But to make their pathetic selves stand proud in the spotlight,
Gin: they discipline themselves, strive to improve, and struggle to stand on stage.
Gin: You laugh that off as a mere illusion?
Gin: Well, you're wrong.
Gin: That's not an illusion. It's an ideal.
Gin: The dream to crawl toward one's ideal.
Gin: That's what idols are all about.
Gin: Just like samurai,
Gin: they're seekers of the ultimate dream.
Tsu: Sorry to keep you waiting, menthol.
Gin: And what those morons are having
Gin: is a real dream they're pursuing with their idols.
Bit: I-It can't be. Why is she here?
Kag: Idols really are best in a group.
Kag: Our diamond is shining especially bright right now,
Kag: thanks to us massive boogers.
Bit: Did they believe that she would come here?
Bit: Were we—no, was this entire event and its ugly battles—
Bit: just a massive booger to make the diamond called Otsu shine brighter?!
Bit: You were using us all along?!
Tsu: Kagura-chan! Guys!
Kag: Otsu.
Kag: It wasn't for long, but I had fun being an idol with you.
Kag: Let them hear it... Our Booger Diamonds 's song.
Kag: The song of real idols, which can blow away all illusions and brainwashing!
Bit: Y-You little!
Kag: Guys! Don't let some illusion control you!
Kag: Take back your dreams!
Kag: Listen to our song!
Kag: And...
Kag: Even if you hate Booger Diamonds ,
Kag: please don't come to hate Terakado Tsu!
Tsu: Please lend me your ears.
Tsu: Fellow members who have walked with me,
Tsu: fans who have cheered me on,
Tsu: and rivals who have competed with me.
Tsu: All of you have been my pillar of support.
Tsu: You are all part of Booger Diamonds , and I dedicate this song to you.
Tsu: This is An Idol's Badge of Honor.
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: Accel, consul, it's dreams that we sell
Song,Song: Idol, idol, idling
Song,Song: Even on the edge, we've got the handling
Song,Song: That scandal back then
Song,Song: Was a summer sentence
Song,Song: I know it's do or die, yes
Song,Song: I could end up doing pillow business
Song,Song: Even that day of the month is safe and secure
Song,Song: Scarlet, blood ruby, an idol's badge of honor
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: Foot soldier, loot and plunder, pillow seller
Song,Song: Idol, idol, idling
Song,Song: We can't swerve around aging
Sign: Oedo Dome
Bit: How ironic it is
Bit: that the stage on which an idol stands to give people dreams
Bit: is built on the wrecks of countless other dreams.
Bit: But that's why she shines brightly, like a lone star in the dark.
Bit: She will walk over our dreams and those of her friends
Bit: and continue down this path of chaos we call idol stardom.
Bit: I don't know if you'll be able to make up for what you've sacrificed.
Bit: You just let go of a talent that could surpass Otsu.
Bit: She has the ruthlessness to take down her enemies,
Bit: and the selflessness to cast herself aside to help her friends.
Bit: A diamond covered in boogers,with two totally contrasting faces.
Shin: Gin-san, Kagura-chan!
Shin: Wait a second. Aren't you gonna watch?
OMom: Yeah. I asked her if she would like to keep at it,
Gin: Damn it, I couldn't make any money again.
OMom: but she refused, saying she was already part of an idol group.
OMom: It's too bad, but she's fine that way.
OMom: I mean, she shines brightest in that group of three.
Song: Beyond all the cigarettes, alcohol, and shaved heads,
Song: the one who filled me with passion again was...
Song,Song: It was you, you, you
Tsu: Thenk you.
Song,TV: Knock it off already
G: Otsu-chan really is cute.
G: But there's something off about her lately.
G: Look at what she started doing, even though she's an idol.
G: Apparently, she was influenced by an idol group she really loves.
G: A group that disbanded right after making its debut.
G: What was it called, again?
Kag: Booger Diamonds .
G: That's it! The phantom idol group, Booger Diamonds !
Kag: It's no phantom.
Kag: It remains in my heart
Kag: as the idol group of dreams!
Preview,Sign: Preview
Tama: Just to let you know in advance,
Tama: this isn't a sales promotion for our upcoming game.
Title: The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games Is Paper-Thin
Tama: We're just messing around.
TextR: There you have it,
TextL: so keep that in mind, all of you.
TextR: Next time, we're again going with wave, wind,
TextL: and standing all the way!
Slip Arc,OP Card: Slip Arc
Title: An Idol's Badge of Honor
Oedo_Dome,Sign: Oedo Dome
Tsuk: To hell with that. Even a normal meet-and-greet doesn't sit right with me.
Warning - Copy,Warning: BDZ's {\c&HDFE&}Request!! Watch this program in a bright roomand at a safe distance from your TV ♥
Tsuk: If you're holding a toilet meet-and-greet, they might as well all work at Yoshiwara.
Shin: Is that really the issue here, Tsukuyo-san?
Sac: No need to tell me. I've always been the producer's cum dumpster.
Shin: You keep your mouth shut!
Kyu: Idol or not, as a samurai, I could never grab something so filthy.
Kyu: The only things a samurai should grab are swords, dirt on powerful people,
Kyu: control of the Yagyu Family and the right to its inheritance,
Kyu: stocks, and rice balls.
Shin: Don't make rice balls with a hand that touched all that filth, you celeb samurai!
Tae: Besides, shaking hands from a toilet would be rude to the fans.
Tae: We want to treat our fans better.
Tae: On that note,
Tae: let's have the fans enter the toilet instead.
Shin: Treat your fans better!
Tae: Also, keeping hygiene in mind,
Tae: they can hold Clift's fate in their hands.
A_Mad_Hand_Appea,Sign: A Mad HandAppeared
Shin: Don't treat fans like the Mad Hands in DQ!
Shin: And don't pull on Clift's leg! Quit pulling our leg by being so useless, Clift!
Tae: And despite everything that happened,
Tae: let's flush it all away and call it water under the bridge.
Shin: They won't get flushed!
Shin: Not even the large option will flush your evil deeds and Clift's feelings away!
Tae: It's the same principle as the Gintama movies.
Tae: The moment we get the fans inside, we've already won.
Tae: After that, the money will flow in even if the movie's a steady stream of sh*t.
Shin: Enough with the outrageous statements!
Shin: Don't put us in the same boat as your rip-off cabaret club!
G: H-Hey, what happened in there?
G: Uh, I think...
G: I touched something soft that starts with "cli."
G: "Cli"? Something soft?!
G: And then water came bursting out...
G: Holy water came bursting out?!
G: I-I'm lining up for Otae-chan!
G: She seems prim and proper, but is actually really bold! She's the best!
Shin: By some miracle, it caused a misunderstanding and formed a line!
Tae: There, there.
Tae: Don't rush, guys. Enter the toilet in turn, okay?
Kag: Well, since a line's formed, let's just go with it.
Sac: Pfft! Don't make me laugh!
Sac: What part of that woman is soft?
Sac: As you can see, she's a legendary Bigfoot whose entire body is the Rockies!
Tae: Sacchan...
Tae: Could you not get all jealous because nobody's coming to your toilet?
Tae: Be a good little monkey and ride on someone else's back, would you?
Sac: Otae...
Sac: A monkey on the back is an idiom that means having a problem, not a literal monkey.
Sac: Has your brain turned into a rock, too?
Kag: Hey! Boss lady, Sacchan!
Tae: And I'm saying you can ride these filthy men bareback.
Sac: Did you hear that, guys? This is what Otae's really like!
Shin: Who the hell are you two fighting?!
Sac: What are you saying?
Sac: Before being a battle to decide the top idol,
Sac: this is a vote-off between Diamond Vacuum members!
Shin: Who the hell cares about that?!
Sac: I won't let anyone else be center.
Sac: You guys are better off lining up for me instead of this Jezebel.
Sac: Hey, don't you want to meet-and-greet me?
Sac: I've got two much softer things than she does.
Sac: Look right here.
G: On second thought, I'm going for Sacchan!
G: She may wear glasses, but she's got a bombshell body! She's the best!
Tae: Why, you little bitch!
Sac: I'm gonna be the center!
Sac: You can spew all the holy water you want in the wagon, Clift!
Sac: No... You need to hold me more gently.
Shin: Hey! What the hell are you guys doing?!
Sac: If you shake that hard, you'll crush my two
Sac: soft balls!
Tae: They're just Brey's golden orbs!
Shin: What the hell are you doing?!
Shin: This has turned into a meet-and-greet for DQ's wagon members!
Shin: Where'd you even find them?!
Tae: Clift and Brey needed to get rid of their worries before the final battle!
Shin: You two are Booger Diamonds 's Clift and Brey!
Gin: Exactly.
Gin: Good job, Clift, Brey.
Gin: Consider DQ's Alena and McRyan.
Gin: Do you know why most people pick Alena out of these two fighters?
Gin: That's because unlike McRyan, who is all alone, Alena has Clift and Brey with her.
Shin: No way!
Gin: Yes way. They're just like an idol group, too.
Gin: The center Alena's star shines brighter
Gin: amidst the darkness that is Clift and Brey.
Gin: Which means...
G: On second thought, Kyubei-chan's the best!
G: Unlike those two sluts, she's a pure tomboy!
G: Plus, she's got eyepatch and twin tails moe!
G: Orthodox really is best!
Gin: Go, Alena!
Gin: Walk over the corpses of Clift and Brey!
Gin: I forgot Alena could spam critical hits.
Kyu: Don't touch me!
Kag: Turns out Alena has the biggest, Psaro-tier darkness.
Shin: You've gotta be kidding me! What did she even come here for?!
Kyu: G-Give me some time.
Kyu: I'm slowly getting used to it.
Kyu: I think I'll be able to overcome it once I throw another , of them.
Shin: The fans won't recover from that!
Tae: Then why don't you throw Clift , times?
Sac: And Brey, too.
Shin: Don't listen to those dark voices!
Shin: Spare Clift and Brey already!
Tsuk: Stop it, Kyubei.
Tsuk: Don't push yourself.
Kyu: Tsukuyo-dono?
Tsuk: If you can't hold hands with men, then I can just hold your share as well.
Kyu: But I can't place such a burden on you.
Tsuk: Don't worry. I cast aside my femininity, but ah'm still a woman of Yoshiwara.
Tsuk: Ah'm prepared to bear the sins of man.
Kyu: Ah'm moe!
Gin: Why are you freaking out over her?!
Shin: We still had our ultimate w*apon, the female hero who backs up Alena's party!
G: She looks like a cool, aloof beauty, but she's kind enough to look out for others!
G: Tsukuyo-chan is the best!
Shin: This is our chance!
Tae: My, aren't we popular, Tsukuyo-san.
Shin: You two get back in the wagon right now!
Sac: After that popularity poll, you want to win the Diamond Vacuum vote-off, too?
Sign: Popularity Poll Arc (Episodes - ) November
Sac: Of course a Yoshiwara woman would know all about the casting couch.
Shin: You still haven't gotten over what happened eight years ago?!
Sac: But the center always has the spotlight on her.
Sac: So as fellow members, we really need you to be more careful about things.
Sign: Female Hero Sends Clift to the Wagon!!
Sign: The Two Disappear Into the Wagon\Where Brey Awaits...
Shin: What kinda scandal is that?!
Shin: And why are you guys fabricating stories to bring down your bandmate?!
Sac: How will you take responsibility for this?
Tae: Sending you to the Hakata wagon won't be enough. You'll be sent to Indonesia!
Shin: Your shitty organization doesn't exist in Indonesia!
Tsuk: I don't recall any of that,
Tsuk: but I guess it's okay if it'll get me out of this stupid mess.
Shin: It had zero effect on her!
Sac: That laid-back attitude of yours is really annoying!
Sac: Want me to cast Thwack on you?!
Sac: Be honest! You want to be center too, right?
Tsuk: Look, if you wanna play center field or whatever base in baseball,
Tsuk: first get nine people to play with!
Sac: Don't play dumb with me!
Shin: Knock it off! Your ugly infighting is weirding out the fans!
Tae: Oh, wait!
Sac: We were kidding! That was just a comedy opening act!
Sac: Come back!
Com: Uh, excuse me. Can I just, like,
Com: take a dump?
Com: Whoa! It's totally sticking out!
Shin: We don't need play-by-play for that!
Com: My poop is as loose and sloppy as Booger Diamonds 's morals!
Com: Their behavior sticks out so much in the idol sphere,
Com: both the fans and my poop scattered all over the place!
Shin: Quit telling us about how your dump is going!
Com: Meanwhile, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches are nearly in four digits!
Com: There's no telling what's going on behind those bewitching curtains,
Com: but the fans are being rendered spineless one after another!
Bit: It's all over, Booger Diamonds .
Gin: Guess we'll have to do something about their mystery meet-and-greet after all.
Shin: Not yet.
Shin: Booger Diamonds isn't finished yet.
Shin: Terakado Tsu isn't finished yet!
Shin: Not as long as the captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub,
Shin: Shimura Shinpachi, is still here.
Shin: I'll stop them.
Shin: So Kagura-chan, Otsu-chan, the rest is in your hands.
Bit: Captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub, Shimura Shinpachi.
Bit: Do you really want a taste of our meet-and-greet?
Bit: Did you forget what happened to your friends when they tried us?
Shin: Otsu-chan...
Shin: As long as you keep singing,
Shin: your fans won't go anywhere.
Shin: Even back when you didn't have any fans,
Shin: you still had fun singing on the roadsise.
Shin: Someone who was given strength by watching you is still here.
Shin: Just as your voice has cheered us on when we were sad and hurt,
Shin: there's a fan still here who will cheer you on when you are sad and hurt.
Shin: If you've lost everything, you can just start over from that spot.
Shin: If you'll sing, I'll gladly come see you there again and again...
Shin: At that concert hall for just the two of us.
Shin: No matter what happens,
Shin: I will be Terakado Tsu's first and last fan.
Bit: How amusing.
Bit: By getting through our meet-and-greet,
Bit: you want to stir up the undecided fans and that cowardly girl?
Bit: Well, let's see you try.
Bit: Just like you wanted, we'll make you Terakado Tsu's last ever fan
Bit: by enslaving your heart!
Shin: Right back at you.
Shin: I'm Shimura Shinpachi, captain of the Terakado Tsu Fanclub.
Shin: Here I come!
Gin: Sh-Shinpachi!
Gin: That was quick!
Gin: What's wrong with you? After all that big talk, you got destroyed in a flash!
Gin: You got stripped to your underwear at an incredible speed!
Bit: Even her oldest fan and white knight is just a rotten virgin nerd.
Bit: Our meet-and-greet can entrance anyone in one sh*t, no matter whose fan they are.
Bit: Now, Terakado Tsu has not a single fan left...
Shin: Once I get home, I'm gonna throw away all my p*rn mags.
Shin: But as for Otsu-chan's CDs,
Shin: I won't throw a single one away.
Bit: My antenna? Did he...
Com: Wow, Shimaru has made a successful return!
Com: And what's going on here?
Com: Miss Bitchie is suddenly writhing in pain!
Shin: I thought it was strange how one handshake
Shin: could turn anyone into a Galaxy Kingdom b*tches fanatic.
Shin: Selling dreams is your job?
Shin: That's not it.
Shin: What you were showing them was just an illusion, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bit: C-Curse you!
Com: Having lost her antenna, Miss Bitchie has turned into a different person!
Com: Th-That's not all! From behind the bewitching curtains,
Com: unfamiliar uggo idols are tumbling out one after another!
Taka: Shin-chan's right.
Taka: Fans of any other idol would've been fine,
Taka: but you ran out of luck when you picked a fight with us.
Taka: Your brainwashing won't work on us.
Taka: Because...
Taka: We're the universe's greatest fans of the universe's greatest idol!
Taka: Because we're the Terakado Tsu Fanclub, dynamite!
Shin: Taka-chin! Guys!
Com: C-Can you believe it? The Terakado Tsu Fanclub is back in action!
Com: With their sheer love for Otsu-chan, they exposed the brainwashing shenanigans!
G: No way!
G: Our number one idols in the universe!
G: The shocking truth is making the Galaxy Kingdom b*tches fans waver!
G: Wait, the count went down to zero!
G: It has been deemed invalid due to brainwashing!
G: Booger Diamonds have pulled off an miraculous last-ditch comeback!
G: Let it be heard across the universe, men.
G: Who the universe's greatest idol with the universe's greatest fans is.
G: Booger Diamonds Fanclub, let's go!
G: L-O-V-E Otsu!
All: L-O-V-E Otsu!
Shin: L-O-V-E Kagura!
All: L-O-V-E Kagura!
G: Let's go cheer them on, too.
Com: The fanclub's Booger Diamonds chant echoes across the arena.
Com: Their overwhelming passion
Com: is infecting the now recovered Galaxy Kingdom b*tches fans!
Com: Wh-What's this noise?!
Bit: How dare you expose an idol's hidden face, that which mustn't be seen!
Bit: Mysterious sound waves are being emitted by all of Galaxy Kingdom b*tches .
Bit: If you found out, all we have to do is brainwash you all once again.
Bit: Keep dancing within the fantasies that are idols for the rest of your lives...
Bit: That's...
Kag: Looks like this is the kind of handshake you need.
Com: Booger Diamonds 's Kagura stops Miss Bitchie!
Com: In these final stages, she's turning it into an actual fight of hands!
Com: What are you morons doing? Hurry up and brainwash...
GKB: What's this awful noise?
Tae: The time has come to show you the fruits of our training.
Com: Th-That's...
Tae: Kagura-chan, leave the backing to us!
Sac: Go grab idol stardom with your hands!
Com: It's the backing band!
Com: Diamond Vacuum's overwriting the mystery sound waves with terrifying dissonance!
Com: Suffering fans,
Com: screaming fanclub,
Com: and groaning backing band.
Com: All of their fates now rest in the hands of those two!
Com: Is this really a meet-and-greet?
Com: No, this is a battle with their idol careers on the line! A real meet-and-b*at!
Bit: Do you really think you have the right to stop us?
Bit: Showing illusions and brainwashing is something all idols do.
Bit: Beneath the surface, idols are filthy people, too.
Bit: They hide that filth with cosmetic surgery and show off their fake beauty.
Bit: They hide that filth by putting on an act and showing off their fake purity.
Bit: The dreams you people are having are nothing but illusions wrapped in lies!
Bit: All we did was perfect those illusions and make them more beautiful!
Bit: And we did it to show you the dreams that you wanted to see!
Gin: You can't call those dreams.
Gin: It's just giving up.
Gin: Sure, idols dig their nostrils, take dumps, and have ***, too.
Gin: They cause scandals at times and get down in the dumps at others.
Gin: But to make their pathetic selves stand proud in the spotlight,
Gin: they discipline themselves, strive to improve, and struggle to stand on stage.
Gin: You laugh that off as a mere illusion?
Gin: Well, you're wrong.
Gin: That's not an illusion. It's an ideal.
Gin: The dream to crawl toward one's ideal.
Gin: That's what idols are all about.
Gin: Just like samurai,
Gin: they're seekers of the ultimate dream.
Tsu: Sorry to keep you waiting, menthol.
Gin: And what those morons are having
Gin: is a real dream they're pursuing with their idols.
Bit: I-It can't be. Why is she here?
Kag: Idols really are best in a group.
Kag: Our diamond is shining especially bright right now,
Kag: thanks to us massive boogers.
Bit: Did they believe that she would come here?
Bit: Were we—no, was this entire event and its ugly battles—
Bit: just a massive booger to make the diamond called Otsu shine brighter?!
Bit: You were using us all along?!
Tsu: Kagura-chan! Guys!
Kag: Otsu.
Kag: It wasn't for long, but I had fun being an idol with you.
Kag: Let them hear it... Our Booger Diamonds 's song.
Kag: The song of real idols, which can blow away all illusions and brainwashing!
Bit: Y-You little!
Kag: Guys! Don't let some illusion control you!
Kag: Take back your dreams!
Kag: Listen to our song!
Kag: And...
Kag: Even if you hate Booger Diamonds ,
Kag: please don't come to hate Terakado Tsu!
Tsu: Please lend me your ears.
Tsu: Fellow members who have walked with me,
Tsu: fans who have cheered me on,
Tsu: and rivals who have competed with me.
Tsu: All of you have been my pillar of support.
Tsu: You are all part of Booger Diamonds , and I dedicate this song to you.
Tsu: This is An Idol's Badge of Honor.
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: Accel, consul, it's dreams that we sell
Song,Song: Idol, idol, idling
Song,Song: Even on the edge, we've got the handling
Song,Song: That scandal back then
Song,Song: Was a summer sentence
Song,Song: I know it's do or die, yes
Song,Song: I could end up doing pillow business
Song,Song: Even that day of the month is safe and secure
Song,Song: Scarlet, blood ruby, an idol's badge of honor
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: La la la, idol
Song,Song: Foot soldier, loot and plunder, pillow seller
Song,Song: Idol, idol, idling
Song,Song: We can't swerve around aging
Sign: Oedo Dome
Bit: How ironic it is
Bit: that the stage on which an idol stands to give people dreams
Bit: is built on the wrecks of countless other dreams.
Bit: But that's why she shines brightly, like a lone star in the dark.
Bit: She will walk over our dreams and those of her friends
Bit: and continue down this path of chaos we call idol stardom.
Bit: I don't know if you'll be able to make up for what you've sacrificed.
Bit: You just let go of a talent that could surpass Otsu.
Bit: She has the ruthlessness to take down her enemies,
Bit: and the selflessness to cast herself aside to help her friends.
Bit: A diamond covered in boogers,with two totally contrasting faces.
Shin: Gin-san, Kagura-chan!
Shin: Wait a second. Aren't you gonna watch?
OMom: Yeah. I asked her if she would like to keep at it,
Gin: Damn it, I couldn't make any money again.
OMom: but she refused, saying she was already part of an idol group.
OMom: It's too bad, but she's fine that way.
OMom: I mean, she shines brightest in that group of three.
Song: Beyond all the cigarettes, alcohol, and shaved heads,
Song: the one who filled me with passion again was...
Song,Song: It was you, you, you
Tsu: Thenk you.
Song,TV: Knock it off already
G: Otsu-chan really is cute.
G: But there's something off about her lately.
G: Look at what she started doing, even though she's an idol.
G: Apparently, she was influenced by an idol group she really loves.
G: A group that disbanded right after making its debut.
G: What was it called, again?
Kag: Booger Diamonds .
G: That's it! The phantom idol group, Booger Diamonds !
Kag: It's no phantom.
Kag: It remains in my heart
Kag: as the idol group of dreams!
Preview,Sign: Preview
Tama: Just to let you know in advance,
Tama: this isn't a sales promotion for our upcoming game.
Title: The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games Is Paper-Thin
Tama: We're just messing around.
TextR: There you have it,
TextL: so keep that in mind, all of you.
TextR: Next time, we're again going with wave, wind,
TextL: and standing all the way!