04x21 - The Looooove Boat: Part 1
Posted: 09/10/22 18:41
Julie: Mike, go!
Mike: Yep yep yep.Time to go alright.
Julie: Mike, I'm Chrissy's nanny.I don't want your parents walking in on us making out.
Mike: I just wanted to hear you say making out.
Julie: Mike!
Mike: Alright.Oh and one more thing...
Julie: Mike!
Mike: Just kidding.
Maggie: Ah, so Julie, how did you make out?
Julie: Make out!
Maggie: With Chrissy.
Julie: Oh fine.Fine.Hi everybody.How was dinner?
Carol: Wonderful.
Wally: Thanks again Jason for picking up the check.
Jason: Oh don't even mention it.Actually Maggie insist...You're welcome Wally.
Maggie: So Julie, have you seen Mike tonight?
Julie: No.I haven't seen him the whole evening.It's just been me and Chrissy.
Mike: Ah.Mum dad.When the heck did you guys get home?Grandma, Wally, what are you guys doing here?
Grandma: Your father won't let us leave until we pay half the check.
Ben: Good one grandma.
Mike: Hey Julie, here's the soda you asked for.
Carol: I thought you hadn't seen him all evening.
Maggie: We have some major family news to talk about.
Mike: Yeah, about what?
Maggie: Well, a loving couple that has come a very long way in just a few short months.
Mike: Ah, do I know them?
Maggie: Jason.
Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh...
Wally: Wally.
Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date.
Mike: Ah right grandma!
Maggie: Yes, it's exactly two weeks from tomorrow.
Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean.
Carol: And on the very same boat that they met and fell in love.
Grandma: And, the whole family's invited.
Wally: Yes.My treat.Unless you think I'm going overboard.You get it?Overboard.
Maggie: Oh and Julie, I had an idea.If you can take the time, we'd love for you to come with us and help with Chrissy.
Julie: An ocean cruise to the Caribbean!
Maggie: Uh hu.
Julie: Wow!
Maggie: Oh and Wally, you can't pay for all of us and Julie.
Wally: Oh I insist.
Maggie: I know Wally, but I think that it's just...
Jason: Maggie, the man insists.I'll pick up the next cruise.
Ben: Hey you guys please, if I meet a pretty girl, don't mention that I pick my nose.
Mike: Hey, the little one picks his nose.
Grandma: Do you have everything Wally?
Wally: Oh, by this time tomorrow I will.Everything I need in one little package.
Maggie: Jason, you promised.
Jason: Did I say anything negative?
Maggie: Well I believe in our discussion, you also foresaw eyebrow lip squints, throat clears and bulging eyes.
Jason: But Maggie...
Jason: Pardon me?
Maggie: If you can't give your mother your blessing, at least give her a silent smile.
Maggie: Well she hardly needs my blessing Maggie.Mum, do you have everything you need for this trip?
Grandma: Sure do.
Jason: See.
Wally: I'm in the mood for love...
Wally and Grandma: Simply because you're near me.
Mike: Not a bad commute.
Ben: Mike, listen to this.Fun activities for the whole family; shuffle board, a ping pong tournament and every Tuesday night a limbothon.Wooooo, hold me back!Mike, there's got to be something we can do on this ship.
Mike: Yeah Bennie.There's got to be.
Ben: And I'm not going to rest until I find it.
Mike: Me either.
Jason: Maybe it's out here Maggie.Women!One suitcase is too many and a thousand is not enough.
Julie: That was close.
Mike: No, this is close.
Jason: Honey, found your yellow bag.Where do you want it?
Maggie: That's not yellow, that's canary.Your shirt is yellow.
Jason: I thought it was golden.Well that must be mum's, or Wally's.Mum, is this your canary...
Grandma: What this about a canary dear?
Jason: Bag.
Grandma: I think that uh, Jason was a little upset about what we were doing.
Wally: What were we doing?
Grandma: Making out.
Wally: I know.I just wanted to hear you say making out.
Mike: Dad.
Jason: Hey Mike.
Mike: Hey who are we waving to?
Jason: I don't know Mike.Just go with the flow.
Ben: And the only reason you are throwing me out is because I was winning.Man, there's got o be something I'm old enough to do.Limbothon, beer drinking...?
Doreen: Young man.Would you like a little captain's hat?
Ben: That's ok.
Doreen: They are free.
Ben: My dad will probably want one.
Doreen: I'm Doreen.Your ships kids' officer.What's your name?
Ben: Ben Seaver.
Ben: It might be under Wally Openmyer.
Doreen: The Openmyer wedding party?I just met them.They are such a cute couple.I'm taking care of all the bridal arrangements.I'm also "your ships social director".Hey, let me show you are darned exciting play room.You want a make up holder for your mum?
Ben: Oh that's ok.
Bikini Lady: (speaks in Swedish)
Doreen: I'm also "your ships linguist".This is the University of Stockholm's gymnastic team.
Ben: Wow.
Bikini Lady: (more Swedish)
Doreen: (reply in Swedish)
Ben: What did she just say?What did she just say?
Doreen: I'll have to show them to the pool.
Ben: I'll do it.I'm your ships hornball.
Grandma: So Wally had no place to eat, but I just happened to have an empty seat.And the rest is history.
Maggie: And is this where you proposed?
Wally: Nah.That was in Urma's cabin, on the balcony.
Grandma: Under a full moon.
Maggie: Oh!
Jason: Oh!
Ben: Did I miss lunch?
Maggie: Yes Ben.Ben!You are all wet.
Ben: Tell me about it.
Jason: Well go change into some dry clothes.
Ben: That's alright.I think I'll just try swimming in my trunks for a change.
Wally: Neither of you's ever been on a cruise before?
Jason: Ah...
Maggie: No.
Carol: Grandma, mum, the bachelorette party's in less than an hour and you don't want to be late.That's all I'm saying.
Grandma: Oh Carol's such a good girl.
Maggie: I wonder what she's got planned.
Grandma: Oh I wonder.
Jason: Ah mum...
Grandma: Yes dear.
Jason: I have a little something for you.
Grandma: A wedding gift?
Jason: It's not a gift so much, but yes it is for the wedding.
Wally: Ahh!
Grandma: Well Jason, what is it?
Jason: Well mum, you know, uh, marriage is a wonderful beautiful thing.And the opposite of marriage, divorce, that's a horrible ugly thing mum.And god forbid it should ever happen to you and Wally after you get married, but, uh, well just, I would like you to have the piece of mind that something like this would provide.
Grandma: What's this?
Jason: Just a little something I had my lawyer whip up.It's really very simple.
Grandma: Standard pre-nuptial agreement.
Jason: Yep yep yep.It's uh, I think as soon as you get over your initial reaction, mum you are going to see the wisdom.....uh...
Wally: What's the matter?
Grandma: Wally, I think I need some air.
Wally: What went on?What did he say?
Jason: So uh, see you two kids at rehearsal.What?Wasn't I polite all through lunch?
Mike: So, what do you say, you and me both have our own private little lifeboat girl tonight?
Julie: Mike I can't.They all invited me to the bachelorette party.I have to go.
Mike: Why?
Julie: Cos I'm a bachelorette.Who's totally free after seven o'clock?
Mike: Oh what a coinky dink.I'm a bachelor who's totally free after seven o'clock.
Man: Oh, it's always nice to see a young married couple with a baby.
Mike: Oh, we're not married.Hey, mind if I drive?Hey, hold on Chrissy.
Julie: I feel very close to you right now Mike.
Mike: Hey we are.
Julie: I'm serious.I'm falling in love with you.
Mike: Well come on in.The water's fine.
Lady: Oh, a nice young married couple.
Julie: We're...thank you.It's easier.
Ben: Mike, where are you?
Julie: I'll meet you right back here at seven.
Mike: Seven o'clock.Ok, don't be late.
Ben: Mike!Where are you?
Mike: I'm right here.
Ben: Mike, this is so cool.Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.Mike, Mike, Mike, you will not believe this.Today is our lucky day.
Mike: What?What is it?
Ben: Mike, there are twenty of the hottest babes in the world on this boat.
Mike: So.
Ben: We are talking Swedish, blonde, gymnast.
Mike: Hey Ben, look, there is much more to a woman than the way she looks.I mean you've got to take into account all kinds of things like, a personality and her intelligence, and uh, and her uh, uh, uh.So what was I saying?
Ben: What was who saying?
Maggie: Jason, I have an idea.Why don't you just stink b*mb you're mother's bachelorette party?
Jason: Come on Maggie!Pre-nuptial agreements are hardly un heard of.
Maggie: Well I wouldn't exactly call it a romantic gift.
Jason: Well sometimes romance doesn't last for ever.
Maggie: Jason, don't give me straight lines like that.
Jason: Can you blame me a man for trying to look out for his mother's best interest?
Grandma: You would think Jason would know better.
Maggie: What was he thinking?
Grandma: What a boob.
Maggie: Urma, that boob is my husband.
Grandma: Sorry.
Carol: Your bachelorette party is almost ready.Just give me ten seconds.
Grandma: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Carol: What's with grandma?
Maggie: Oh your dad did something stupid.
Carol: What was he thinking?
Maggie: What a boob.
Carol: Mum, that boob is my father.
Maggie: Sorry.You know Urma, no matter what Jason does, no matter how silly or twisted or border line nut bar, he does it out of love for you.
Grandma: You're right Maggie.
Maggie: And you can't let him spoil this week for you.
Grandma: True.
Maggie: Come on.
Carol: Welcome aboard.We've been expecting you.
Maggie and Urma: Oh kids!
Carol: Urma Seaver, kiss your single days goodbye.Have a punch, have a cr*cker and have a ball, as you watch the amazing Lorenzo!
Song and Lorenzo strips: Get your motor running.Heading on the high way.
Carol: It's ok mum.He's a professional.
Maggie: Where did you find him?
Carol: Well he's the dealer at the casino.
Maggie: I thought you had to be twenty one to get into the casino.
Carol: I didn't meet him at the casino.I met him at the sauna.
Maggie: Carol, this is your fathers' mother here.This is not appropriate entertainment.
Grandma: That's right.We'll tell him to leave as soon as he's finished.
Mike: Twenty Swedish girls, and I can't do a thing about it.
Ben: Hey Mike.What you doing up there?Come on in.The waters warm.And not just the water.
Mike: Why now?
Ben: Hey Mike, give it here.
Swedish girls: (screaming)
Ben: Mike come on.One more person is needed.
Mike: No listen.I've got to meet someone at seven o'clock.
Swedish girls: Please.Please.Please.
Mike: Well, hey.If it will improve international relations and ease world tensions, what's five minutes?
Doreen: I understand "your ships Elvis impersonator" is part of the wedding?
Elvis: Yo.
Grandma: I know it seems odd, but he was part of the magical night when we met.And we just couldn't tie the knot without the prince.
Wally: The King.
Doreen: Now then, pay attention!This is the aisle, and these are the chairs, and this is a very unhappy man.
Jason: No, I'm not unhappy.I was just thinking of a way I might apologize.I got everybody so upset with that whole prenuptial thing, and please just forget I ever brought it up.Ok?
Maggie: Oh Jason, that's so nice.
Grandma: Thank you Jason.
Doreen: Isn't he a sweet heart.
Elvis: Yo.
Jason: Hey.
Wally: Jason...
Jason: Wally.
Carol: It's going to be Grandpa Wally after tomorrow.
Maggie: Lingering suspicions!
Wally: Gold digger on a pension!
Grandma: An emotionally vulnerable woman!
Carol: Nough said!
Jason: Well ok, maybe I should apologize for my apology now.
Maggie: No, no don't say anything.
Wally: Now just a minute here...
Grandma: Wally, Wally.Forget it.Please, for me.Thank you.
Doreen: Isn't he a sweet heart?
Elvis: Yo!
Mike: Lower, lower.Ah!You know Ben, I just realized that this is the first time in my life I've been touched by eight female hands at the same time.
Ben: Second for me.
Mike: Yeah right.When did four girls put sun tan lotion on you at night?Well hello...
Julie: Julie.
Mike: Julie, that's funny I...Julie!Julie look, its not what it looks like.Alright, ha ha.Hey Julie銆侭ennie, Bennie.Look who it is.It's Julie.Swedish Girls: Hi Julie.
Julie: What is it then?
Mike: Well uh, I was just helping some foreigners with their first difficult days in America.
Julie: We're in international waters.
Mike: Yeah.Well if I found that out an hour ago, I wouldn't have been here.
Julie: You expect me to believe that you didn't stand me up to get greased down by a million other women?
Swedish girl: Mikey, you do me now ya?
Julie: I trusted you.
Mike: Uh listen.You'll have to start without me alright.
Julie: Well maybe I should too.
Mike: Would you keep it down.
Julie: Keep it down.
Mike: Yes come on.Ben is right over there.You know.Our relationship.
Julie: What relationship.
Mike: Hey Julie.Julie!
Doreen: And then "your ships captain" will stand here and say: "If anyone among us knows why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace".
Jason: Ha ha ha.I was thinking of something else totally.Please.
Wally: Look pal.I've had just about enough of your hooee.
Grandma: Wally!
Wally: Well Urma, I can't take this.
Family: What?
Grandma: Well at least my goofy family had the courtesy to show up.
Wally: Oh and that's a good thing?
Grandma: Don't you talk to me in that tone.
Jason: Can we just table this conversation and get on with the rehearsal?
Wally: Shut up!
Grandma: Don't you tell my son to shut up.
Maggie: Uh uh, Urma, Wally, why don't you just calm down.We are losing sight of hwy we are here.Doreen, why don't you just...
Doreen: And then "your ships captain" will ask you two to step forward and take each other for life.
Grandma: For life!
Wally: Well you make it sound like an alternative to the death penalty.
Grandma: Well maybe you would like a pardon.
Wally: Well maybe I would like a helicopter.
Grandma: Well don't wait for the helicopter.Swim for it!
Jason: This is exactly the kind of unforeseen situation prenuptial agreements are designed to protect you against.
Maggie: Ha!
Doreen: Attention happy passengers.I hope you all enjoyed the first day of your dream cruise.Maybe you found a special person and you are with them right now.Or maybe you planned ahead and brought that special person with you.Either way, I can just feel it.Romance is in the air tonight.And remember everybody, there are six more wonderful days where this came from.Enjoy!
Mike: Yep yep yep.Time to go alright.
Julie: Mike, I'm Chrissy's nanny.I don't want your parents walking in on us making out.
Mike: I just wanted to hear you say making out.
Julie: Mike!
Mike: Alright.Oh and one more thing...
Julie: Mike!
Mike: Just kidding.
Maggie: Ah, so Julie, how did you make out?
Julie: Make out!
Maggie: With Chrissy.
Julie: Oh fine.Fine.Hi everybody.How was dinner?
Carol: Wonderful.
Wally: Thanks again Jason for picking up the check.
Jason: Oh don't even mention it.Actually Maggie insist...You're welcome Wally.
Maggie: So Julie, have you seen Mike tonight?
Julie: No.I haven't seen him the whole evening.It's just been me and Chrissy.
Mike: Ah.Mum dad.When the heck did you guys get home?Grandma, Wally, what are you guys doing here?
Grandma: Your father won't let us leave until we pay half the check.
Ben: Good one grandma.
Mike: Hey Julie, here's the soda you asked for.
Carol: I thought you hadn't seen him all evening.
Maggie: We have some major family news to talk about.
Mike: Yeah, about what?
Maggie: Well, a loving couple that has come a very long way in just a few short months.
Mike: Ah, do I know them?
Maggie: Jason.
Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh...
Wally: Wally.
Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date.
Mike: Ah right grandma!
Maggie: Yes, it's exactly two weeks from tomorrow.
Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean.
Carol: And on the very same boat that they met and fell in love.
Grandma: And, the whole family's invited.
Wally: Yes.My treat.Unless you think I'm going overboard.You get it?Overboard.
Maggie: Oh and Julie, I had an idea.If you can take the time, we'd love for you to come with us and help with Chrissy.
Julie: An ocean cruise to the Caribbean!
Maggie: Uh hu.
Julie: Wow!
Maggie: Oh and Wally, you can't pay for all of us and Julie.
Wally: Oh I insist.
Maggie: I know Wally, but I think that it's just...
Jason: Maggie, the man insists.I'll pick up the next cruise.
Ben: Hey you guys please, if I meet a pretty girl, don't mention that I pick my nose.
Mike: Hey, the little one picks his nose.
Grandma: Do you have everything Wally?
Wally: Oh, by this time tomorrow I will.Everything I need in one little package.
Maggie: Jason, you promised.
Jason: Did I say anything negative?
Maggie: Well I believe in our discussion, you also foresaw eyebrow lip squints, throat clears and bulging eyes.
Jason: But Maggie...
Jason: Pardon me?
Maggie: If you can't give your mother your blessing, at least give her a silent smile.
Maggie: Well she hardly needs my blessing Maggie.Mum, do you have everything you need for this trip?
Grandma: Sure do.
Jason: See.
Wally: I'm in the mood for love...
Wally and Grandma: Simply because you're near me.
Mike: Not a bad commute.
Ben: Mike, listen to this.Fun activities for the whole family; shuffle board, a ping pong tournament and every Tuesday night a limbothon.Wooooo, hold me back!Mike, there's got to be something we can do on this ship.
Mike: Yeah Bennie.There's got to be.
Ben: And I'm not going to rest until I find it.
Mike: Me either.
Jason: Maybe it's out here Maggie.Women!One suitcase is too many and a thousand is not enough.
Julie: That was close.
Mike: No, this is close.
Jason: Honey, found your yellow bag.Where do you want it?
Maggie: That's not yellow, that's canary.Your shirt is yellow.
Jason: I thought it was golden.Well that must be mum's, or Wally's.Mum, is this your canary...
Grandma: What this about a canary dear?
Jason: Bag.
Grandma: I think that uh, Jason was a little upset about what we were doing.
Wally: What were we doing?
Grandma: Making out.
Wally: I know.I just wanted to hear you say making out.
Mike: Dad.
Jason: Hey Mike.
Mike: Hey who are we waving to?
Jason: I don't know Mike.Just go with the flow.
Ben: And the only reason you are throwing me out is because I was winning.Man, there's got o be something I'm old enough to do.Limbothon, beer drinking...?
Doreen: Young man.Would you like a little captain's hat?
Ben: That's ok.
Doreen: They are free.
Ben: My dad will probably want one.
Doreen: I'm Doreen.Your ships kids' officer.What's your name?
Ben: Ben Seaver.
Ben: It might be under Wally Openmyer.
Doreen: The Openmyer wedding party?I just met them.They are such a cute couple.I'm taking care of all the bridal arrangements.I'm also "your ships social director".Hey, let me show you are darned exciting play room.You want a make up holder for your mum?
Ben: Oh that's ok.
Bikini Lady: (speaks in Swedish)
Doreen: I'm also "your ships linguist".This is the University of Stockholm's gymnastic team.
Ben: Wow.
Bikini Lady: (more Swedish)
Doreen: (reply in Swedish)
Ben: What did she just say?What did she just say?
Doreen: I'll have to show them to the pool.
Ben: I'll do it.I'm your ships hornball.
Grandma: So Wally had no place to eat, but I just happened to have an empty seat.And the rest is history.
Maggie: And is this where you proposed?
Wally: Nah.That was in Urma's cabin, on the balcony.
Grandma: Under a full moon.
Maggie: Oh!
Jason: Oh!
Ben: Did I miss lunch?
Maggie: Yes Ben.Ben!You are all wet.
Ben: Tell me about it.
Jason: Well go change into some dry clothes.
Ben: That's alright.I think I'll just try swimming in my trunks for a change.
Wally: Neither of you's ever been on a cruise before?
Jason: Ah...
Maggie: No.
Carol: Grandma, mum, the bachelorette party's in less than an hour and you don't want to be late.That's all I'm saying.
Grandma: Oh Carol's such a good girl.
Maggie: I wonder what she's got planned.
Grandma: Oh I wonder.
Jason: Ah mum...
Grandma: Yes dear.
Jason: I have a little something for you.
Grandma: A wedding gift?
Jason: It's not a gift so much, but yes it is for the wedding.
Wally: Ahh!
Grandma: Well Jason, what is it?
Jason: Well mum, you know, uh, marriage is a wonderful beautiful thing.And the opposite of marriage, divorce, that's a horrible ugly thing mum.And god forbid it should ever happen to you and Wally after you get married, but, uh, well just, I would like you to have the piece of mind that something like this would provide.
Grandma: What's this?
Jason: Just a little something I had my lawyer whip up.It's really very simple.
Grandma: Standard pre-nuptial agreement.
Jason: Yep yep yep.It's uh, I think as soon as you get over your initial reaction, mum you are going to see the wisdom.....uh...
Wally: What's the matter?
Grandma: Wally, I think I need some air.
Wally: What went on?What did he say?
Jason: So uh, see you two kids at rehearsal.What?Wasn't I polite all through lunch?
Mike: So, what do you say, you and me both have our own private little lifeboat girl tonight?
Julie: Mike I can't.They all invited me to the bachelorette party.I have to go.
Mike: Why?
Julie: Cos I'm a bachelorette.Who's totally free after seven o'clock?
Mike: Oh what a coinky dink.I'm a bachelor who's totally free after seven o'clock.
Man: Oh, it's always nice to see a young married couple with a baby.
Mike: Oh, we're not married.Hey, mind if I drive?Hey, hold on Chrissy.
Julie: I feel very close to you right now Mike.
Mike: Hey we are.
Julie: I'm serious.I'm falling in love with you.
Mike: Well come on in.The water's fine.
Lady: Oh, a nice young married couple.
Julie: We're...thank you.It's easier.
Ben: Mike, where are you?
Julie: I'll meet you right back here at seven.
Mike: Seven o'clock.Ok, don't be late.
Ben: Mike!Where are you?
Mike: I'm right here.
Ben: Mike, this is so cool.Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.Mike, Mike, Mike, you will not believe this.Today is our lucky day.
Mike: What?What is it?
Ben: Mike, there are twenty of the hottest babes in the world on this boat.
Mike: So.
Ben: We are talking Swedish, blonde, gymnast.
Mike: Hey Ben, look, there is much more to a woman than the way she looks.I mean you've got to take into account all kinds of things like, a personality and her intelligence, and uh, and her uh, uh, uh.So what was I saying?
Ben: What was who saying?
Maggie: Jason, I have an idea.Why don't you just stink b*mb you're mother's bachelorette party?
Jason: Come on Maggie!Pre-nuptial agreements are hardly un heard of.
Maggie: Well I wouldn't exactly call it a romantic gift.
Jason: Well sometimes romance doesn't last for ever.
Maggie: Jason, don't give me straight lines like that.
Jason: Can you blame me a man for trying to look out for his mother's best interest?
Grandma: You would think Jason would know better.
Maggie: What was he thinking?
Grandma: What a boob.
Maggie: Urma, that boob is my husband.
Grandma: Sorry.
Carol: Your bachelorette party is almost ready.Just give me ten seconds.
Grandma: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Carol: What's with grandma?
Maggie: Oh your dad did something stupid.
Carol: What was he thinking?
Maggie: What a boob.
Carol: Mum, that boob is my father.
Maggie: Sorry.You know Urma, no matter what Jason does, no matter how silly or twisted or border line nut bar, he does it out of love for you.
Grandma: You're right Maggie.
Maggie: And you can't let him spoil this week for you.
Grandma: True.
Maggie: Come on.
Carol: Welcome aboard.We've been expecting you.
Maggie and Urma: Oh kids!
Carol: Urma Seaver, kiss your single days goodbye.Have a punch, have a cr*cker and have a ball, as you watch the amazing Lorenzo!
Song and Lorenzo strips: Get your motor running.Heading on the high way.
Carol: It's ok mum.He's a professional.
Maggie: Where did you find him?
Carol: Well he's the dealer at the casino.
Maggie: I thought you had to be twenty one to get into the casino.
Carol: I didn't meet him at the casino.I met him at the sauna.
Maggie: Carol, this is your fathers' mother here.This is not appropriate entertainment.
Grandma: That's right.We'll tell him to leave as soon as he's finished.
Mike: Twenty Swedish girls, and I can't do a thing about it.
Ben: Hey Mike.What you doing up there?Come on in.The waters warm.And not just the water.
Mike: Why now?
Ben: Hey Mike, give it here.
Swedish girls: (screaming)
Ben: Mike come on.One more person is needed.
Mike: No listen.I've got to meet someone at seven o'clock.
Swedish girls: Please.Please.Please.
Mike: Well, hey.If it will improve international relations and ease world tensions, what's five minutes?
Doreen: I understand "your ships Elvis impersonator" is part of the wedding?
Elvis: Yo.
Grandma: I know it seems odd, but he was part of the magical night when we met.And we just couldn't tie the knot without the prince.
Wally: The King.
Doreen: Now then, pay attention!This is the aisle, and these are the chairs, and this is a very unhappy man.
Jason: No, I'm not unhappy.I was just thinking of a way I might apologize.I got everybody so upset with that whole prenuptial thing, and please just forget I ever brought it up.Ok?
Maggie: Oh Jason, that's so nice.
Grandma: Thank you Jason.
Doreen: Isn't he a sweet heart.
Elvis: Yo.
Jason: Hey.
Wally: Jason...
Jason: Wally.
Carol: It's going to be Grandpa Wally after tomorrow.
Maggie: Lingering suspicions!
Wally: Gold digger on a pension!
Grandma: An emotionally vulnerable woman!
Carol: Nough said!
Jason: Well ok, maybe I should apologize for my apology now.
Maggie: No, no don't say anything.
Wally: Now just a minute here...
Grandma: Wally, Wally.Forget it.Please, for me.Thank you.
Doreen: Isn't he a sweet heart?
Elvis: Yo!
Mike: Lower, lower.Ah!You know Ben, I just realized that this is the first time in my life I've been touched by eight female hands at the same time.
Ben: Second for me.
Mike: Yeah right.When did four girls put sun tan lotion on you at night?Well hello...
Julie: Julie.
Mike: Julie, that's funny I...Julie!Julie look, its not what it looks like.Alright, ha ha.Hey Julie銆侭ennie, Bennie.Look who it is.It's Julie.Swedish Girls: Hi Julie.
Julie: What is it then?
Mike: Well uh, I was just helping some foreigners with their first difficult days in America.
Julie: We're in international waters.
Mike: Yeah.Well if I found that out an hour ago, I wouldn't have been here.
Julie: You expect me to believe that you didn't stand me up to get greased down by a million other women?
Swedish girl: Mikey, you do me now ya?
Julie: I trusted you.
Mike: Uh listen.You'll have to start without me alright.
Julie: Well maybe I should too.
Mike: Would you keep it down.
Julie: Keep it down.
Mike: Yes come on.Ben is right over there.You know.Our relationship.
Julie: What relationship.
Mike: Hey Julie.Julie!
Doreen: And then "your ships captain" will stand here and say: "If anyone among us knows why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace".
Jason: Ha ha ha.I was thinking of something else totally.Please.
Wally: Look pal.I've had just about enough of your hooee.
Grandma: Wally!
Wally: Well Urma, I can't take this.
Family: What?
Grandma: Well at least my goofy family had the courtesy to show up.
Wally: Oh and that's a good thing?
Grandma: Don't you talk to me in that tone.
Jason: Can we just table this conversation and get on with the rehearsal?
Wally: Shut up!
Grandma: Don't you tell my son to shut up.
Maggie: Uh uh, Urma, Wally, why don't you just calm down.We are losing sight of hwy we are here.Doreen, why don't you just...
Doreen: And then "your ships captain" will ask you two to step forward and take each other for life.
Grandma: For life!
Wally: Well you make it sound like an alternative to the death penalty.
Grandma: Well maybe you would like a pardon.
Wally: Well maybe I would like a helicopter.
Grandma: Well don't wait for the helicopter.Swim for it!
Jason: This is exactly the kind of unforeseen situation prenuptial agreements are designed to protect you against.
Maggie: Ha!
Doreen: Attention happy passengers.I hope you all enjoyed the first day of your dream cruise.Maybe you found a special person and you are with them right now.Or maybe you planned ahead and brought that special person with you.Either way, I can just feel it.Romance is in the air tonight.And remember everybody, there are six more wonderful days where this came from.Enjoy!