last time on total drama world tour
we had some mechanical difficulties and
ended up in hot water jamaica style
no problem except for izzy whose
squished brain was a
major problem and led to our first
elimination by injury
stranded and short on gas money we were
forced to improvise
and dj was forced to admit he was a big
loser so long team victory
but thanks to a rocking telethon that
raised a
t*nk load of cash from our viewers hey
thanks for that eh we're ready to get
back in the air
oh man that's refreshing vacation's over
it's time for some more total drama
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world
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and now i think the answer is
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i'll get there one day
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famous
why are we in loser class we won last
time or didn't
lose anyway chris said he needed first
class today for a secret special guest
and what chris needs chris takes from us
ah sunburn ow
oops sorry how do you end up with
sunburn on just one hand
oh i don't know
make sure you get the bikini in the shot
say cheese bro
here soak your hand in this what is it
it'll cool the burn
it's a special mix of green tea and bird
guano
ah wait guano isn't that a nicey nice
name for poop
poop that's full of healing ingredients
i learned how to make it at cit first
aid weekend
it's gross but it helps right ah
yes well thanks for being nice ish
bonding over poop juice ugh
is there anyone sane left around here
that would be a no sweeter update gwen's
hand smells like jamaican bird duty
cody is still cute uh 67 characters
okay 73 left what else can i say
considering buying myself a life
on fred's list but having trouble
deciding because they are all such
a major improvement
dude gross did i get some of my nose
milkshake on you
sorry it's the only thing that really
cools off a snoot full of jamaican
scotch bonnet peppers
like owen that'll impress cody oh
weak ah
my little buddy noah is like the
funniest guy i know so making him laugh
is awesome
it's like getting an a plus in hilarity
i want to top his honor roll
did that sound creepy
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check it out i'll sh**t a pepper out
whichever nostril you pick
i mean choose yeah cause one nose shake
a day
isn't enough ah but i'm out of milk
hey courtney how much of that poop juice
have you got left
excuse me gentlemen i have to be
anywhere but here
a nose shake how many more episodes
are there he's half animal
he'll take them out like a lion praying
on a pack of chubby asthmatic gazelles
but what if he takes them out takes them
out legal says we're clear
and imagine the ratings that dip will
score major hits online
did you hear something
yeah attention helpless competitor
we've been denied permission to land so
you're going to have to jump
and chef may have miscounted parachutes
i'm a cook not a mathematician so you
might want to light a pepper under your
butt to grab one before the god
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life why do you hate me so
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did you know queen mary the second got
engaged when she was
only 15. cool can i have my hand back
please
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well that wasn't so bad was it noah
wait where's alejandro yes where
is he the answer in a sec
but first g*n it chef
london home to loads of wicked stuff
big ben the london eye the sandwich
stuffed with french fries known as the
chip buddy yes please london's also home
to scotland yard
the world's biggest crime-busting outfit
but there was
one case even scotland yard couldn't
crack
jack the ripper
the wacko serial k*ller who terrorized
victorian london
today you'll be tracking that bad boy
down
but be careful jack's also hunting you
that's why team chris is really really
really really hot
is now shorthanded what the ripper got
out
not out next stop tower of london
do you think he's okay um because wow
big advantage for us yay yeah also can i
just say i know
tons about the ripper i did a speech on
him in grade six
wow that's unexpectedly useful of you
the librarian said my fascination was
morbid and occasionally offensive
should we look for alejandro i mean you
know just in case this is all just some
kind of dirty scheme of his or her let
them look
get this my grade six speech the tower
of london
wow we're like a nerd at dream team
your challenge is to follow a series of
clues through the tower complex
all the way to the ripper's secret lair
bag the criminal mastermind before he
gets you
and you win your first clue will be
found during the changing of the guard
and when i say change i mean
change the guards your clue is hidden
in his uniform so one of you has to
strip him down to his gitch
until you find it whoa strip a dude
i'm out up to you bro million bucks
that's all i'm saying
and while you're at it ah
it's creepy how they stand there and
don't even blink
i don't wanna see his bum all naked and
pink
hey buddy can we bribe you to strip
yourself
down yum yum happy go ty fish
don't k*ll him you clown
no way i can't strip him duncan will
freak
and i'm allergic to uniforms okay that's
just weak
okay so then i have to do it uh hello
injury ow if we're gonna find that clue
there's only one thing to do for someone
to strip
him down i'm sorry when that's you
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there's only one thing to do for someone
to strip him down
and tyler dude that's you sierra
look it's cody and i think he
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yeah we're gonna find that clue
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atop a southern spire oh
quick follow
oh my me this is the very room that anne
boleyn lived in before henry viii
beheaded her what is with the creepy
desk it's a medieval t*rture rag
clues inside tie someone on and stretch
i volunteer heather i second that motion
hey who'd like to carry the motion cody
sierra um where'd they go
oh this is just like in the olden days
when ladies and lords would sneak off
together to
kiss and get arrested for being in love
you lost rock paper scissors fair and
square stop throwing the game
i'm not you tried taking off a dude's
pantyhose with your teeth
uh dude no one said you had to use your
teeth
hey noah noah check this i
see i'm the queen oh heavens
i think i ate too many royal beans in
the royal luncheon
hold on stay with me here
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come on just one kiss you know in the
name of historical accuracy
and then there were six will anybody
survive the ripper
and this show
come back after the break when we'll try
and answer at least
a couple of these questions
a pen in his pants pocket lint in his
socks that's
it no clue and no way am i searching his
boxers
we could find another guy to strip hey
look there's a clue in here
right i say pip pip
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you did that on purpose you every cloud
has a silver lining
i know courtney i never thought i'd even
be able to tolerate her
but she's dealable we even have stuff
in common which is like the weirdest
thing ever
if i tip over the edge and start making
courtney type lists
rack me i know gwen
she's not completely a social freak
after all
sometimes she's even a good person to
have on your team
sometimes you know i wouldn't mind going
against her in the final two
obviously i'd still win she's incapable
of making a list
are we going to have to play rock paper
scissors again to figure out who's
getting stretched oh
i'm flexible to the extreme bro sweaty
moksha yoga
quick tie him down before alejandro
shows up and makes me do it just because
i'm
shorter why don't you like al he's great
i don't trust the guy
he's like an eel dipped in grease
swimming in motor oil
dirty slippery think about it he's like
heather
only with social skills oh
oh stop it's too much stop
you do realize we haven't started yet
right
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my bad it's cool i'll go silent sweaty
yoga-ish monk dude styles
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stop enjoying this you sorry sorry but
come on like you wouldn't do the same
that is not the point there it is
if your teammate can still use her feet
bring her down for something to eat
the banquet hall back downstairs off the
courtyard
heather please i'm fine
least tell me i look taller oh yes
you could be a runway model that's a
stretch
there's some kind of jewelry case on the
table
i guess we go in and get it can it be
that easy
you two gal pals go in i'll guard the
door
how is that fair i'll show you fair have
you even
seen the rack marks on my ankles
are you doing that yoga thing where you
breathe for your toenails
oh that is so cool the glue
yes hey noah
no it's hilarious we forgot tyler how is
that hilarious
sorry dude but you got so good at being
quiet that
no tyler
oh what is taking them so long
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come on come on where's the clue
gold toothpick emerald studded
toothbrush
what is wrong with these royals and
their dentistry ask the guard dogs
hey got anything round in there
that's right follow the shiny ball
now sit oh
so cute how did you do that i taught my
lizard's obedience
i guess corgis are just as trainable and
in bread
oh clue the clue heather we found that
oh no
three teammates gone read the clue
the ripper's most natural place has
two levels inside its space go use your
sack to bring the guy
back at the red starting line to the
race
think think okay the ripper's natural
place
if i remember right for my speech he did
his dirty work in white chapel
so we go there and we look for a
two-story place
come on ah i got it i got the clue
you call that an attack hey noah
check it it's a fur coat for animal
lovers
the ripper's most natural place has two
levels that make up the space
sure easy peasy double-decker bus
yeah so there is a brain in there you've
been holding out on me
holding out i told you i smuggled some
wieners off the plane
i guess we forgot that most of white
chapel would be closed
and that the only place open would be a
grungy
punk club i guess my hunch sucked sorry
we are so coming in last place i
don't want to go back empty-handed we
should fill the bag with something
welcome your number one german pancreal
band
to schnitzel kickers
here ripper ripper ripper i have a
lovely bag for you
huh ah
nobody locks my little buddy in the
corner
royal beasts second
ow my wiener
all right owen who's jack the ripper now
huh yeah
oh i touch cloth here noah i'll let you
out
no don't open the door until the air
clears
sweet everybody's okay yep everyone's
fine
you guys were so stupid to be worried
but it was reassuring to see some were
concerned
you were watching everything wow
that's awkward like an eel dipped in
grease where i'm from that's a
compliment tough neighborhood
but hey we caught the ripper type guy
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old man
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i jenkins him living in the cargo hold
homeschooling with the rats
i was gonna let him back in the game if
he could avoid getting captured
but since he could not
so who did courtney and gwen catch well
chris wanted a criminal
so okay we didn't catch the right one
but
duncan you brought me back here
ugh where's the stupid exit again not so
fast
quitter thought you could skip out on
the game eh
thought i wouldn't find you hmm um you
didn't
we did sorry and that's why team amazon
wins today's competition yes
what head on back to the elimination
room dudes
first class goes to the ladies as a
consolation prize
the d-man's now on your team but someone
else is gonna have to go
uh-oh and how could you think it was
okay to just
leave like that because it was not ah
abandon me again and it will not be
pretty
now get over here you big lug
i'm not really mad i just missed you
every time i ran from the cops i thought
of you
and with three votes against him noah
it's time to say tallyho
cheerio if i
jump will you stop goodbye buddy
i'll win for you whatev
just beware of eels
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i don't know how everybody else can
sleep especially
courtney i'm still fuzzy like i drink
too much coffee you know
cause we won and duncan's back and
he missed us
oh my gosh i didn't lock the door the
locks busted
what happened to your paw this is so
stupid but
i have no idea and i'm so glad you're
here to mock me about it
me too ow hey
now that's how you get some drama
started wait until courtney finds out
about this one
will tyler tell all and who's gonna fall
find out next week on total drama
world tour
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03x13 - I See London...
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.