05x03 - Castle Sweet Castle

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Aired: October 2010 to October 2019.*
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05x03 - Castle Sweet Castle

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Phew! Thanks for helping me get them
so fresh and clean, Twilight.

No problem, happy to do it!

You probably can't wait to
get back to your castle

and take your own bath, huh?

Aren't there more animals
that need cleaning?

I think you and I are
the only ones left,

and I can't wait to get
the mud out of my mane.

Oh, no! Angel got dirty!

I'd better stay longer to help
give him a bath too!

Thank you ever so much for staying

to give Angel a bath too,
but, um...

I think he's dry.

Goodness! It's gotten late!

You really didn't have
to stay all day...

not that we don't appreciate it,
isn't that right?

I for one am exhausted.

Plus, I really need to rest up for that
big pancake breakfast tomorrow.

And I'm sure you have
to get the castle ready.

No! The castle's... fine!

But maybe I'd better see if Pinkie Pie
needs help with the pancakes!

Um, Angel?

Mm, these are delicious,
Pinkie Pie!

Thanks! Twilight spent all night
helping me pick the flavor!

I kept thinking we'd found
the right one,

but she insisted I make
even more to try.

And more. And more and more
and more and more!

It was like she never wanted to-

- Leave?
- Exactly!

Eventually we ran out of time

so we just went with
every-berry-any-chip-surprise!

The surprise is I lost a measuring
spoon in the batter.

Somepony's gonna get
a very special pancake!

Up all night, huh? Is that why
she's so, uh... out of it?

Um, I don't mean to
sound unappreciative,

but has anypony noticed
that Twilight has been

a little too helpful lately?

Now that you mention it,
she was lendin' a hoof

at Sweet Apple Acres the other day,
and stuck around 'til near midnight.

Dug up fifty-three plantin' holes
when all I needed was ten.

She spent an entire
afternoon rearranging

a single gem drawer
at the boutique.

An entire afternoon!

You think that's weird?

She raced me, like,
a hundred times the other day.

And lost every time!
She just kept goin'!

Best out of ten, best out of twenty,
best out of a hundred!!

I mean, I know hanging out
with me is awesome,

but it was like she'd rather
keep losing than...

Leave?

Yeah. Who does that?

Somepony who's avoidin'
somethin', that's who.

Soon as she wakes up,
we're gonna find out what.

I win!

Huh?! I'm pancake!

I mean, awake...

Uh, Twilight? Is there somethin'
you wanna tell us?

You know how much we
appreciate all you do for us,

and we simply adore
having you around... but...

we worry you might be... ahem...

avoiding something else?

Oh, has it been that obvious?

I've been... the thing is...
I know it's silly,

but I... I've been avoiding...
this place.

What in Equestria would you want
to avoid such a gorgeous castle?

Yeah, this place has everything!

Big tall ceilings that
make you feel tiny!

Shiny new floors that are
cold to the touch! Brrr!

And it even has loooong
empty hallways!

Okay, I get it.

The castle is amazing. But it just...
It doesn't feel like home.

Oh, is that all?

Oh, you simply need to decorate, darling.
Make this place your own!

It's just so daunting!

Look how big it is! I- I don't even
know where to start!

You can start by letting us
do it for you.

We will make this the castle
of your dreams,

while you go to
the Ponyville spa

for some much needed
rest and relaxation.

I'm saying this with love, but...
have you looked in a mirror lately?

I've never seen you look this...
mmmm...

Frazzled?

Yes! That is absolutely
the word I was going to use.

Ooh, I guess I do
need a little help.

And so does my castle.

And I just know you'll do
a great job,

because nopony knows me
better than you.

We'll make this place feel cozier
than hot cider on a rainy day.

There's gonna be cider?!

Uh, I mean, let's decorate!

Oh no! Did I miss
the pancakes?!

I sleep like a baby under
that cold, cavernous ceiling.

Spike! I'm so glad you're here!

Really?

Yes! You're taking Twilight
to the spa!

Great! I've been meaning
to get my claws done!

Oh... You mean "now"... Hm...

Come on, y'all!
We've got work to do!

Let's all work together

To make this castle shine

Once we add some sparkle

It'll feel, it'll feel,
it'll feel...

It'll feel divine

Crates of apples an' bales o' hay

Just makes ya feel at home

Furry friends and some popinjays

So she won't be alone

And we'll make, and we'll make,
and we'll make

This castle a home

There's nothing like
balloons and confetti

To greet you every time you
walk through the door

She'll need this and those

Posters of all my heroes

How could anypony awesome
ever ask for more?

And we'll make, and we'll make,
and we'll make

A home she'll adore

Bright curtains of
flowing silk and lace

This picture of me
winning a race

Party cannons to give her
a surprise

Hoes and rakes and some more
garden supplies

Getting hugs from this
nice, big, friendly bear

Decorate with some gemstones
bright and rare

More of this and that

Don't forget the party hats

How could anypony awesome ask for more than that?

Let's all work together

To show that we have shown

Princess Twilight Sparkle

How we make, how we make, how we make

This castle a home

How we make, how we make

This castle a home

How we make, how we make

This castle a home!

Wow girls...
We did a great job together...

We sure did... something.

Fluttershy, I love that you brought so many animals.

Are these your trophies?

I prefer to think of them as everypony's trophies,

but with my name permanently etched onto them.

My my, Applejack, bringing the outdoors inside...

earthy... what a lovely touch!

Are these cloaks vintage?

Nope, just old!

Unlike your sparkly window doohickeys which are...

why, they're just swell!

No-one said anything about my hidden confetti cannons!

Oh right, they're hidden !

Hey guys, how do my claws look- Sweet Celestia!

Oh, Spike! Are you and Twilight done already?

Don't worry, I ordered ther the super-deluxe mane blow-out!

She'll be a while. Man, this place looks terrible!

Phew!

Thank goodness somepony said something!

It's pretty bad, right?

This place looks like a mishmash of knicknacks.

Hmm, I suppose it is a little cluttered...

What are you guys talking about?! I think it looks super fun!

Whee!

Oh, oh no! Please don't do that!

If you all just take a deep breath and calm down-

No! That curtain is embroidered by hoof! Don't you move one more paw!

Everypony stop!!

Okay, now it's a mess.

What're we gonna do?!

I dunno!

But Twilight's blow-out
won't take that long!

If she was avoiding the castle before,

she'll never set hoof in here now!

Come on, guys,
we've gotta do something!

Twilight's counting on us!

Spike, you've got to get back
to that spa and stall her!

Whatever you do,
don't let her come home!

Like, forever?
But we live here!

Uh, yes, well, uh, maybe you
could manage it 'til... sunset-ish?

Anything for you, Rarity...

Okay, we all agree the
castle is too cluttered, right?

So why doesn't everypony take
one of their own decorations out,

and we'll see how it looks?

Spike, you're back! How do I look?

Great!

And more importantly,
how does the castle look?

Great?

I can't wait to go home and see it!

Great! I mean, no!

I mean, uh,
I'm not... quite ready to go yet!

Uh, why don't we have a massage?

I was really hoping to
get a... this thingy!

The 'Extra-strength-hot-stone-deep-tissue massage'?

Yep!

I think I'll just have a traditional
massage, but you go for it!

Did somepony order massages?

Yeah! Let's do this, little dragon!

Oh, I hate it when he does that.

Come with me, princess.

Come on, Rarity.

Everypony has taken
somethin' out except you.

Ooh, I know! I simply can't decide.

How about this?

No, not that, anything but that!

How about these?

Oh, but those brighten up the whole room!

They're my favorite accent!

Then let's lose the curtains!

The room wouldn't need brightening
if they weren't making it so dark!

Not them! They're my favorite too!

They can't all be your favorite!

Okay, I'm taking down the portrait.
We all know what we look like!

Well, the room still looks
a bit cluttered, doesn't it?

Perhaps I'll take down a poster or two,
only to be helpful, of course!

Okay, everypony calm down!

I'm sure we can find a way
to remove the clutter together.

You're absolutely right, dear.

Hey, those are my warming quilts!

Together!

Fluttershy, tell your birds to
stop pecking at my balloons!

I guess they must not
like being scared out

of their wits by exploding
confetti cannons or something.

But we can't get rid of the cannons!

I don't remember where I hid them.

Allow me to help.

Oh no, I'll help you.

Not if I help you first!

Ahhhhh. Great suggestion, Spike.
I feel totally relaxed.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow...

You want to hop on?
Maybe I can get us to the castle faster.


Ow! I mean... how...
nice is this day?

I was hoping we could
take the scenic way back!

I don't know...

Come on. Walking is good
for post-massage circulation.

Really? I've never heard that theory.

I really miss this place, Spike.

We had so many
wonderful memories here.

We did, didn't we...

Oh, Spike, I'm so sorry!

Of course losing the Golden Oak
Library was hard for you too!

I've got an idea!

Why don't we ask the
girls to add some things

to make the castle feel more
like your home as well?

Really?

Hop on!

Ow! What are you doing?

I, um, I just thought of what I want!

Oh, okay. What is it?

It's a... well, I've wanted... it's...
I kind of mean a... a bed!

I thought you said you sleep
like a baby in the castle.

Taaah, everypony knows
babies are terrible sleepers!

Let's go!

There! Now nothing
is cluttering the castle!

You're right.

There is literally nothing
cluttering this castle.

What do we do now?

I hate to be the bearer of more
bad news, but it's almost sunset!

If we don't figure this
out soon it's going to

look like we didn't lift
a hoof to help her!

Why is this so hard?!

We're Twilight's best friends!
This should be easy for us!

If anypony should be
able to make her feel

comfortable in her
new home, it's us.

If we can't do it...

Then Twilight
would be stuck living

in a castle that makes
her feel... sad!

Wow, Fluttershy! I didn't know you
could be loud enough to echo!

What do we do, what do we do?!

If Twilight comes home now, she'll
be like 'What'd you guys do?'

and we'll have to be like 'Nothing!'

and she'll be like '
I was counting on you!

Some friends you are!'
and we'll be like''!

Calm down, Pinkie.

We just need to figure out what we
did wrong so we can make it right.

Well I didn't do anything wrong!

I did exactly what I would
do if this were my home!

But it's not your home.
It's Twilight's home!

Where she keeps all her
Rainbow Dash trophies?

Touché.

Maybe we're all a
little guilty of making

ourselves feel at
home instead of Twilight.

Come on, y'all.

We just need to think about Twilight.

What was it she'd loved about
livin' in the Golden Oak Library?

Oh, everything!

The books, the smell of books, the
joy she felt from organizing books...

Remember that time I
crashed into all those books

attempting my sonic rainboom
after you guys just cleaned up?

That was good times.

Yeah, for you, maybe.

Oh, and Applejack, remember when we
were stuck having a sleepover there?

That turned out to be so much fun!

Remember the time it got
blown up to smithereens?!

Wait, no, that was the worst.

We had a lot of good
memories there, though.

That's what made the
Golden Oak Library home.

Yeah...

That's it!

How's that one? Too soft?
Too hard? Too lumpy?

Um...

Just right! I'll take it!

Thank goodness.

I thought you'd never
find one you liked!

Let's find a salespony and get out of here.

Sounds good to meee-

I... nn, um, aheh...
did you hear that?

Too squeaky! Better keep looking!

Maybe my plan won't work after all.

Of course it will, darling.
I can see it!

You and Fluttershy stay here.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, you
come with me! We're going shopping!

We'll meet back at the castle!

It's not the things
that ya gather 'round

It's not how much you own

The things that hold
the meaning in your life

Are the memories you've sown

So we make, so we make, so we make

This castle a home

So we make, so we make

This castle a home

So we make, so we make

This castle a home!

Hello? We're home!

Welcome home!

Oh, I, uh... love what
you've done with the place!

You did such a good job of...

preserving the integrity
of the original design.

Oh come on, it looks exactly the same!

Do you know how hard it was
to keep her from coming back here?!

I never want to see another
dust ruffle as long as I live!

Wait. Keep me from coming back here?

It took a teensy bit
longer than we thought.

What really makes home feel
like home isn't what it looks like,

it's the memories you
make when you're there.

So we've made something
that celebrates the memories

we've made with you since
you moved to Ponyville!

The ornaments on the
chandelier are reminders

of all the fun we've had together.

That one shows your
party at the Golden Oak Library

welcoming you to Ponyville!

The time we shared donuts
after the Grand Galloping Gala!

We were hoping that being
able to look at your beautiful

old memories would inspire
you to make new ones.

And the best part is, it's made from
the roots of the Golden Oak Library,

so you'll never forget
where you came from!

It's exactly what the castle needed.

And I am ready to
make new memories here.

Then let's start right now
with a new memory cake!

Seven layer what's-that-flavor
mystery surprise!

These might be chocolate chips, or
they might be super-spicy black beans!

Let's go to the dining room.

It's a little sparse, but at least
there's a table and chairs- whoa!

What happened in here?
Last I checked this place was empty!

I couldn't help myself!
It was just begging for the personal touch!

Truth be told... I couldn't either.

Your kitchen might have
some rustic farm decor, Twilight.

And there may or may not be some
Daring Do posters up in your library.

And some stuffed
animals in your bedroom.

What was that?!

One of Pinkie Pie's confetti cannons.

What? It's not my fault
I hid them so well!
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