16x15 - Reunited - LipSync Lalaparuza Smackdown

[bunniefuu]

- [singing] MTV

- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

For your final Maxi challenge,
I want you to write memoirs.

Plane Jane.

- I struggle to see how
the pieces come together.

- Q.

- The look for the book
cover, I wanted more.

- Sapphira.

- I love that you called
your book "Slue Foot."

- Nymphia Wind.

- I felt like I was seeing a
queen discovering herself.

- Condragulations,
you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

Plane Jane, shantay you stay.

Q, sashay away.

And next, all of the
eliminated queens

return to compete

in a Lip Sync Lalaparuza.

[dramatic music]

- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"

- The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

Cosmetics and a gag worthy
grand prize of $200,000

served by Cash App.

- [singing] RuPaul's Drag Race

May the best drag queen win

Best drag queen win

[dramatic music]

- [groans]

- We're back.

- [screaming]

♪

- We are back, baby.

We're back and better than
ever in this Barbie Dream House.

Mother has rung the
alarm and summoned us.

- Y'all are mad.

- Ooh, smells the same.

- We're all excited to be
back in the Werk Room.

But at the same time,
we're also a little perplexed

as to why we're here.

I don't know why we're
back, but I'm glad we're back.

- Yeah, that part.
- Yeah, for sure.

- To quote Plane
Jane, hey, sisters.

[laughter]

- We're reunited and
the eliminated queens

have no idea what's
going to happen next

and what Mama Ru
has in store for them.

- Does anyone want to
do a recap for Hershii?

- Yes, I wasn't here.

I was the first chopped.

It's chocolate.

So being back in the
Werk Room right now

feels like a fever dream.

- Well, the recap is
top three, chopped.

[laughter]

- I think who ended up
making it to the top three

is mostly correct.

I'm not excited to see
Miss Plane Jane up there.

But that's just because I'm
a bitter bitch and I'm petty.

- I think Q has
something to say.

- I don't have anything to say.

It was--

- Yeah, how was it?

- Rather disappointing.

- For you.

[laughter]

- Seeing the top three,
I'm a little bit envious.

But it is what it is, and
I'm rooting for whoever

gives the best performance.

I just know that most
of us have nothing

to lose at this point,
so whatever happens

is going to happen fiercely.

[laughter]

- Before we get too
deep, Mhi'ya, just

for old time's sake, could you
give us a little taste of Cher?

- I'm great.

[laughter]

- Hello, hello, hello.

Oh my gosh.

The g*ng's all back.

Next week Nymphia,
Plane Jane, and Sapphira

will be competing for
the title of America's

next drag superstar.

But this week, honey, all eyes
are on our 11 returning queens.

- Ooh.

- Tonight you'll go
head to head and toe

to toe in a Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.

[cheering]

Presented by Bubly
Sparkling Water.

- Do you know what? Let's go.

Let's go.

- The Lalaparuza.

This is what I've
been waiting for.

- Now, after nine
lip syncs, one winner

will walk away with a
title of the Queen of She

Done Already Done Had Herses.

[applause]

Plus a cash prize of $50,000.

[cheering]

- OK, OK, OK.

- Can you just sign
me my check now?

- Now, you've got two hours
to get into Lalaparuza drag.

So don't f*ck it up.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best Queen of She

Done Already Done
Had Herses win.

[cheering]

- This is my lady frock.

- So it's time to get into
drag for the lip sync battles.

I'm excited.

Dancing is what I do.

Lip syncing is what I do, so.

I am very confident,
because I consider myself

a very good lip-syncher, and I
lip synced every episode that I

was on, and the
girls better watch out,

because I am going to
assassinate all of them.

I'm ready to fight.

Well, that's not really
the lucha libre one.

It's more like.

[laughs]

- Be nice to Miss Hershii.

- Come on, early out.

- I don't know what
you're talking about.

I'm mid-season.

- If you're not the first
half, you're the second.

- OK.

- I heard mid and
I agree with that.

- OK, come on
"Dark Lady," go off.

[laughter]

- Mirage is known for
her unique lip sync style,

is known for turning it out.

But her last lip sync, she
didn't know any of the words

to that Cher song.

- I knew my lyrics, bitch.

- You knew your lyrics
and you still went home?

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- I feel like the girls are
underestimating Mirage.

But you better not be
sleeping on these girls

who went home early, because
one moment does not define you.

This is another
chance to show more.

Hershii.

- That's me.

- How does it feel to be
the first one to go home?

- I expected more
out of myself.

- Of course.

- And I came in
confident and I was ready.

I just wasn't prepared
to be that girl.

America didn't get
to see much from me.

I really just want
to come out on stage

and just lay it all
on the floor and just

show I'm better than my last
outfit that they seen me in.

[laughs]

- Mirage, do you feel like
you have something to prove

going into this Lala or what?

- Oh, but of course.

- Oh, but of course, mama.

- Girl, you know,
I totally flubbed it.

Last time it was highly
emotional losing a lip sync.

I was humiliated, embarrassed,
but now I'm back, baby.

I think I have the
most to prove today,

and I'm not going
to cry this time.

This is going to be a
full circle moment for me.

To have a second chance, I am--

I'm excited.

- Who do you
guys think is going

to take it in the lip sync?

- Mhi'ya is truly
one of the lip

sync assassins of the season.

But so are you.

You took her
out the first time.

- Y'all know over the season
I didn't win a mini challenge,

I didn't win a mini
mini challenge,

I didn't win a Maxi challenge.

So hello, I need to win this.

- How are you feeling about
going into this Lalaparuza?

- I'm feeling ripped, good.

I'm excited about it.

I'm here to get
a little revenge.

[laughs]

- Literally.

- My sister Morphine sent me
home only because I let her.

During that lip sync
performance, I gave 65%.

This time, it's going to be


will be in the building.

I'm back to prove a point.

I'm not taking my
foot off nobody's neck.

I lip sync again,
I'm going full force.

- OK.

- She said, I got
to get that bitch.

- Sending Mhi'ya home
was one of the biggest

accomplishments for me.

So bring it on, bitch.

If she wants to do a rematch,
let's do a Miami rematch.

- So Megami,
a little birdie had

told me that you
felt like you should

have b*at me in the lip sync.

- Didn't expect to
be leaving so soon.

I felt like I won
that lip sync.

Um, I felt I was giving more
of the emotions of the song,

but I was also, like, oh,
she ain't got no shoes on

and her jewelry is
all over the floor.

[laughter]

- She's saying, yeah, bitch,
you should have went home.

- Miss Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige
sent my ass packing.

I am part of a
merry band of people

who would like to get a rematch
in this lip sync Lalaparuza.

Mary, it's about to get bloody.

Throwback.

[cheering]

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- [singing] Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

Welcome to the new
and improved main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage, now
when's the last time

you had to lip-synch
for your life?

- Ru, I have been
married for 26 years,

so I no longer do oral.

[laughter]

- And she done already done
had herses, it's Ts Madison.

- Honey, I've had
mineses, herses, themses,

and now I'm working on ourses.

[laughter]

- This week we challenged
our 11 returning queens to a Lip

Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.

And tonight they
are ready to compete

for the title of
the Queen of She

Done Already Done Had
Hers plus a cash tip of $50,000.

[applause]

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

Bring back my girls.

- Now it's time for
the lip-sync battle.

- There's a new stage.

There's a live audience.

It feels like a
tournament of power.

[cheering]

- Bitch, I'm walking
out on the main stage

like I'm ready to go into w*r.

It's time to win $50,000
and the title of She

Done Already Done Had Herses.

- I'm hearing the crowd.

I'm getting excited.

The nerves are building.

Ts Madison has
her nails clacking.

- I'm ready to start
sending these girls packing.

- And our top three,

Nymphia Wind, Plane Jane,

and Sapphira Cristal.

Welcome, queens.

For tonight's Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown,

you will face off in
a series of lip syncs.

If you win your lip sync, you'll

continue to the next round.

If you lose your lip sync,
you'll return to the Werk Room.

Nymphia, Plane
Jane, Sapphira, we

all look forward to seeing you
battle for the crown next week.

But for now, please
enjoy the show.

[cheering]

- Whoo!

This is the Kentucky
Derby of drag,

and I'm glad that
I dressed the part.

So glad we don't
have to do that.

- It feels great being
in the winners box.

We're all just ready to grab
a seat, grab a beverage,

and just watch.

It's a little treat for
us for getting this far.

- cr*ck a smile, ladies.

We still have a
chance at the crown.

[laughs]

- The show is about to start.

Let's go.

- Ooh.

- Now let the Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown begin.

[cheering]

- I feel like we're
watching some sort

of drag basketball or soccer.

- This is round one.

Oh, Pit Crew.

In Bruno's golden hopper are


Bruno, let's go.

[dramatic music]

♪

Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?

Dawn.

- f*ck me.

- Dawn, you'll be
competing in tonight's

first Lip Sync Smackdown.

And Dawn, you get
to pick your opponent.

- Oh wow.

- Who's she going to pick?

- Who do you choose?

- There is one
girl on this stage

who I know for a
fact will pick the song

that I want to perform.

I want to just do something fun.

I think it's time for
Amanda Tori Meating.

- All right.

- Ah! - What?

- Wow.

Besties.

- It's definitely a surprise
to have Dawn choose me.

I did not see that coming.

- Amanda Tori Meating.

Now it's your turn.

You get to choose the song.

Will it be "Alone 2.0"

by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj,

"Damage" by Danity
Kane, "Milkshake" by Kelis,

"Million Dollar
Baby" by Ava Max,

"The Shoop Shoop Song" by Cher,

"This Time I Know It's For
Real" by Donna Summer,

"We Got the b*at"
by the Go-Go's,

and "What About"
by Janet Jackson?

Which song do you choose?

- I love all of these
songs, and I feel like I

can turn out any of them.

I choose "Damaged."

I want my girl group moment.

I want to get back
up here and k*ll it.

- All right.

The rest of you may
step to the gallery.

- I love the song "Damage"
because the lyrics

are horrifying.

She's damaged.

She's broken.

And I just want to
channel that a little bit.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me and move

forward to the next round.

The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- I'm standing across the
stage from my bestie girlfriend,

but I'm still going
to smoke her.

- Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

- [singing] Do do you
got a first aid kit handy

Do do you know how to
patch up a wound, tell me

Are you, are you
patient, understanding

'Cause I might need some time

To clear the hole
in my heart and I

I've tried every remedy

- Get it, bitch!

- [singing] Nothing
seems to work for me

Baby, baby

- OK.

She's giving woman.

- Emoting.

- [singing] And I really
want to be your lady

- Dawn is just trying to
give really emotional acting,

and Amanda is just getting it.

She's hitting all the beats.

Her butt's still a
little lumpy though.

[laughs]

- [singing] Do you know how
to patch up a wound, tell me

- Oh, oh, oh!

- [singing] Are you, are
you patient, understanding

'Cause I'm gonna need some time

- [singing] Pick it up, Dawn!

- [singing] To clear the
hold on my heart and I

You try to gain my trust

Talking is not enough

Actions speak louder than words

You gotta show me something

My heart is
missing some pieces

I need this puzzle
put together again

Damaged, damaged

Damaged, damaged

I thought that I
should let you know

Thought that I
should let you know

Damaged, damaged

Damaged, damaged

And you can blame
the one before

So how you gonna
fix it, fix it, fix it

Baby, I gotta know

Fix it, fix it

- Amanda is leaving it
all on the stage, honey.

- Yeah.

- And I don't want to
be looking at Amanda,

because I don't like
the way she looks,

but I have no choice.

- [singing] Damaged, damaged

Damaged, damaged

But you can blame
the one before

So how you gonna fix it

[cheering]

- And we don't know.
- [screams]

- Oh, cute.
- Wait, we don't know?

- No, that's what happens.

Have you seen the show, Tamar?

[applause]

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Amanda Tori Meating,
condragulations.

You're the winner of the
first Lip Sync Smackdown.

[cheering]

Please step to the winner's box.

- Thank you.

- Yes.

- Hearing RuPaul
say my name and then

the word condragulations?

Mama, that's all
I've ever needed.

- Dawn, thank you
for a sickening season.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.

- Leaving the stage,
honestly, I don't think

it could have gone any better.

It would have been nice
to keep moving forward,

but my goals
moving into this were

have fun, give a
performance I'm proud of,

so I'm OK with it.

- Let me prepare myself.

- You need to prepare
yourself for yourself right now.

[laughs]

- If it was Amanda,
would you give her a hug?

[laughter]

[screaming]

- Hi, everybody.

How are we?

Now I get to sit on the pretty
white couch next to my pretty

little friends.

I can watch the pretty
other people dance.

Fierce.

- Will the remaining
queens please step forward?

- Ooh. - We're back.

- I love this show.

- Let's find out
who's competing

in tonight's second lip sync.

Bruno, would you
do us the honor?

[dramatic music]

♪

Q.

- Oh, yay.

- Q, who do you choose
as your opponent?

- I choose Megami.

- Ooh.

- She made a smart choice.

- I mean, of the
girls left up there?

Yeah.
- Megami.

- Megami is the
weakest lip-syncher here.

So if I was Q, I would
have picked Megami too.

- Now, Megami, what
song do you choose?

- I think Q chose me because
choreography is not my thing.

I'm feeling like a little
Janet Jackson tonight.

But Q kind of underestimates
how good of a performer I am.

Baby, I'm a Latina.

I know how to move.

[laughs]

- Megami is picking
a song she wants.

Megami is picking a song
that will hinder the other bitch.

- Two queens stand before me.

The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your life.

Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

[soft music]

♪

- [singing] We walked
along the beach

What a moonlit night

He held my hand in his

He kissed me and he said

I want to spend my life with you

I want you for my wife

Just then I thought

What about the
times you lied to me

What about the times you said

- Come on, Megami.

- Megami is giving it.

- She knows her body. - f*ck.

- Werk.

- [singing] What about that

What about that

What about the
times you yelled at me

What about the times you kept on

When I said no more, please

What about those things

What about that

What about that

What about the
times you shamed me

What about the times
you said you didn't f*ck her

She only gave you head

- Where the hell
did this come from?

I've never seen Megami
perform like this.

- [singing] Don't wanna
live my life in misery

- Q, get in front
of that bitch.

Come on.

- [singing] Wonder
where you have been

I can't live life wondering

- All right.

All right.

- Oh my God.

- Megami.

Come on, Megami.

- Oh, I'm living for Megami.

- I'm rooting for Q, but I
would kind of have to agree.

- Megami is tearing this up.

- She's doing more
in the second verse.

- OK, wait a second.

- [singing] What about that

What about that

What about the
times you yelled at me

What about the times I cried

You wouldn't even hold me

What about those things

What about that

What about that

What about the
times you shamed me

What about the times you said

You didn't f*ck her

She only gave you head

What about that

What about that

[cheering]

- I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

Queens, I've made my decision.

Megami, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

[cheering]

- I just won my first lip
sync in the Lalaparuza

and I'm so happy.

I got an opportunity
to show everyone,

hey, I'm not half bad at all
and prove everyone wrong.

- Q, my queen, thank you
for an unforgettable season.

[cheering]

- Work, bitch.

- I definitely saw
this crown of She

Done Already Done Had
Herses going to another girl.

So am not worried
or pressed about it.

[applause]

- Is this when we turn in wait?

- Mystery loser,
we're ready for you.

[fake sobbing]

- I lost again.

- Let's see who's competing
in tonight's third lip sync.

- Oh my God.

- Bruno.

Shake it up.

Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?

Morphine.

- Yes!

We're in for a show, baby.

- Morphine, who do you
choose as your opponent?

- Ooh.

- Girl.

- I think I'm
going to go with--

My Latina sister, Geneva Karr.

- All right.

Let's go.

- Morphine picks Geneva,
which I'm kind of surprised by,

because Geneva will definitely
give her a run for her money.

She from Texas, baby.

She knows how to perform.

- Geneva Karr, you
get to choose the song.

- Let's do "Million
Dollar Baby" by Ava Max.

- Oh.

- I selected
"Million Dollar Baby"

because it's a
very dancing song,

and I want Morphine
and I to go off.

- Give it, bitch.

- Two Latinas turning it out.

Y'all are about to get a show.

- Two queens stand before me.

The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- It's time to throw
some pearls on the stage,

throw a heel, s*ab an eyeball.

Let's go, bitch.

- Good luck and
do not f*ck it up.

- [singing] Diamonds

She turns tears to diamonds

Whoa

Trying

To find that silver lining

Whoa

And once in a while

- Oh, that's too early.

- [singing] In the twilight
counting down to midnight

Close my eyes and
wait for her to shine

I'm hiding in the shadows

Praying that she'll break free

In the dark of the night

She got danger on her mind

She's a million dollar baby

Nobody can explain it

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

Oh

Heart broke

You can't keep her down, no, oh

And once in a while

I'll go walking in the twilight

Counting down to midnight

Close my eyes and wait

- When that light
hits her face.

- She's so pretty.

- [singing] Praying
that she'll break free

In the dark of the night

She got danger on her mind

She's a million dollar baby

Nobody can explain it

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

Ma ma ma ma ma

Ma ma ma ma ma ma

Miracle

Ma ma ma ma ma

Ma ma ma ma ma

She's a miracle

In the dark of the night

She's a million dollar baby

Nobody can explain it

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

She's a miracle

She broke out of her chains

Turned the fire into rain

She's a miracle

She's a miracle, yeah

Oh

She's a miracle

[cheering]

- Oh my God.

- That was good though.

Come on.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Morphine, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- Finally.

Thank you, mama.

I'm just so ecstatic
that I won the lip sync.

It feels correct.

- Geneva, thank you
for giving it your all.

You may leave the stage.

[cheering]

- I feel very proud
with what I did.

And if Morphine was selected as
the winner, you know, aplausos.

[applause]

- I can't wait to see
who's lip-synching next.

Will the remaining queens
please step forward?

Bruno, you know what to do.

Mirage.

[cheering]

- Rudeem yourself, Mirage.

Rudeem yourself.

- You will be competing
in tonight's fourth lip sync.

- At this point, I
have a lot to prove.

Part of me is terrified,
because I want rudemption.

I want to prove
myself to RuPaul.

- Who do you choose
as your opponent?

- I'm going to go with--

Hershii.

- OK.

[laughs] I feel like Mirage
picked me because she feels

like I'm easy to take down.

But I know what I can
do, so I'm ready to see her.

- Ooh.

- This will be interesting.
- Ooh, bitch.

- The first two.

They were the
first two to leave.

- This one was actually
really hard for me.

My first choice was
going to be Plasma,

but I knew she was going
to pick some dumb ass song.

So it came down to who is going
to have a better song choice.

- Hershii, now it's your turn.

What song do you choose?

- I'm going to choose "Alone"
by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj.

- All right.

- I picked "Alone" because
Mirage doesn't seem

like she's a heavy lyric girl.

And after I said
"Alone" I look at her

and she looks a little shaken.

So I genuinely feel like
I made the right choice.

- The rest of you may
step to the gallery.

- I obviously would have
rather have done "Milkshake."

I like this song a lot, but
I'm a little bit nervous about

the Nicki part tripping me up.

- Do you think she'll
know the words this time?

- I sure hope so. - I hope so.

- If she knows the rap,
I think she'll be fine.

- The time has come--

[laughter]

For you to lip-synch
for your life.

- My adrenaline is pumping.

This stage is mine and
this moment is mine.

- Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

- [singing] I've been trying
to give it to you all night

- Work, bitch.

- [singing] What's it going
to take to get you all alone

Oh, look at me

Like what you see

I've been feeling lonely, baby

You got what I need

I can ride it,
ride, ride it, ride it

- Come on, Tina Belcher!

- [singing] Watch me ride
it, ride it, ride it ride it all night

Wanna feel the rush

Wanna feel your touch

Don't talk your talk

Unless you're
going to back it up

If you want me let me know

Tell me now

- Oh, bitch, that
was sickening.

That was a twirl, bitch.

Werk!

- [singing] I've been trying
to give it to you all night

What's it gonna take
to get you all alone

Yeah, don't you wait

Don't think about it

Yeah, don't you wait

Just come on over now

I've been trying to
give it to you all night

What's it gonna take
to get you all alone

- [singing] Kimmie
bad, Nicki ready

Yes, we brag, we throw jabs

Bitch, you get dragged,
we be like gagged

Call her Kim Petty

When I ride it, I ride it steady

Brand new range

I just painted it Betty

I set trends from
Queens to Beijing

I'm not the one
that do the imitating

It's Barbie and it's Kim Petras

Main character
syndrome, they extras

We ain't answering
any questions

Click on a bitch 'fore
she finish her sentence

- [singing] If you
want me let me know

Tell me now don't hesitate

You got one
chance, baby, don't

Let the moment slip away

I've been trying to
give it to you all night

- I'd walk in
front of that bitch

while she's doing all that too.

You want to win?

- [singing] I just want
you here by my side

I don't wanna be
here baby on my own

Yeah

Don't you wait,
don't think about it

Yeah

Don't you wait

Just come on over now

I've been trying to
give it to you all night

What's it going to take
to get you all alone

- Werk!

[cheering]

- That was entertainting.

- Lovely, lovely, lovely.

[cheering]

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Mirage, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

[cheering]

Please step to the winner's
box to await the next round.

- Thank you so much.

Ah!

I'm thinking I f*cking did that.

Hershii's going to k*ll me.

And let's get on
to the next one.

- You better work.

- Hershii, my queen.

Thank you for bringing
it to this runway.

[cheering]

You may leave the stage.

[cheering]

- It's still chocolate.

[laughter]

- Oh my God.

- Give it up for Miss Shii.

- I'm fully disappointed,
but I take solace in I

did the best that I could.

- Oh, Seduction is back.

- Fun, fun, fun.

- Ladykins, the drag
gods have determined

that the three of you will
lip-synch against each other.

[cheering]

- Yes, bitch, let's do this.

- In turn, I will
choose one winner.

That winning queen
will skip the next round,

automatically advance
to the semi-finals

of the Lalaparuza.

[cheering]

To determine which
queen chooses the song,

Brunosis, do your thing.

Whose ball did you grab, Bruno?

Mhi'ya.

[yelling]

All right, darling, which
song do you choose, Mhi'ya?

- "Milkshake" by Kelis.

- Here we go.

It's time for a show, baby.

- I have confidence.

And also it's two
New York girls.

So it's a double whammy for me.

Let's get to work.

- The time has come for
you to lip-synch for your life.

- Going up against
Mhi'ya can be

daunting because she is a beast
when it comes to lip-synching.

But baby, never say never.

- Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

[upbeat music]

- [singing] My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like
it's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

I know you want it

The thing that makes me

What the guys go crazy for

They lose their minds

The way I wind

I think it's time

La la la la la

Warm it up

- Oh.

- OK, Plasma.

- [singing] The boys
are waiting - Yes!

- [singing] My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like
it's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

[laughter]

- [singing] You want
me to teach the

- Baby, I'm giving model
and they're over there

throwing themselves
on the floor giving

Raggedy Ann on steroids.

- [singing] Watch
if you're smart

La la la la la

The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

La la la la la

Warm it up

La la la la la

The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right

It's better than yours

I could teach you

But I have to charge

- Yes.

[cheering]

- OK.

- I mean.

- Wow.

That was a close one,

but I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

- So if Mhi'ya does
come back here--

- Ooh girl.

- Do we think
she'll be pressed?

- What you think?

- I don't know.

- I love how Xunami was--

- Xunami was just like going,
she's like, I'm just happy

to be twirling for y'all here.

[laughter]

- For me it's between
Plasma and Mhi'ya.

- I think Mhi'ya
is going to stay.

- I think Plasma might have
outlasted Mhi'ya, to be honest.

- Well, well, well.

[screaming]

- Mhi'ya has mopped the
floor with my ass once again.

The hard part is over.

Where's my drink?

- I played myself because I
was like, do I want to be skinny

or do I want to be able to move?

I went with skinny
and I couldn't move.

[laughter]

Well, I have lost
now two lip syncs

on season 16 of Drag Race.

But you know what?

At least I look good.

[laughs]

- We are back.

Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige, will
you please take your milkshake

to the winner's box?

- Hearing Ru tell
me that I advanced

all the way to the
semi-finals is so exciting.

I'm so pumped.

- Let the Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown continue.

- There's only four.

- This is round two.

The winner of this
lip sync will advance

to the semifinal round.

Bruno, let it roll.

[dramatic music]

♪

Amanda Tori Meating.

Which queen do you
choose as your opponent?

- I choose Megami.

- Megami is kind
of like somebody

that I think we all
think we could b*at.

So I don't blame Amanda
for picking Megami.

- Me-gag-me.

Now it's your turn.

What song do you choose?

- I feel like some Cher, OK.

- Cher you should have.

- I love all things Cher.

I want to do it as
Amanda Tori Meating,

but like with a little
bit of Cher tossed in.

- Morphine and Mirage,
please take a seat.

[applause]

- Amanda is not going to win
lip sync assassin of the year,

but she can move.

So this might be
a tougher battle.

- The time has come for you

to lip-synch for your life.

Good luck and
don't f*ck it up, man.

- [singing] Does he love me

I want to know

How can I tell if he loves me so

Is it in his eyes

Oh no, you'll be deceived

Is it in his eyes

Oh no, he'll make believe

If you wanna know

If he loves you so

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Oh yeah

Or is it in his face

Oh no, it's just

- Megami is giving Cher mouth.

- Yeah.

- Oh my God, she is.

- [singing] That's just his arms

If you wanna know

If he loves you so

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Oh yeah

♪

[laughter]

Whoa

Hug him

And squeeze him tight

Find what you wanna know

If it's love

If it really is

It's there in his kiss

How about the way he acts

Oh no, that's not the way

You're not
listening to all I say

And if you wanna know

If he loves you so

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

Whoa, it's in his kiss

That's where it is

Oh yeah

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

It's in his kiss

[cheering]

- Who do you
think actually won?

- The Eeyore of drag.

Let's go.

Let's go, Megami.

- Not the Eeyore of drag.

- Let's go, Megami.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Megami, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

And you've advanced
to the semifinal round.

- I'm so happy to have
made it to the semifinals.

I know this is going to be
a difficult climb to the top,

but I got my hiking
boots on, baby.

So let's go.

- Amanda Tori Meating,
thank you for turnting it out.

- I'm disappointed to
not win this lip sync,

but I also feel really good
about what I did today.

My wallet, however,
is still gutted.

Still very upset.

[applause]

- She Cher-ed
the sh*t out of that.

- Megami is playing chess
and I'm playing jump rope.

[laughter]

[cheering]

- Mirage, Morphine,
the fickle finger of fate

has chosen the two
of you to lip-synch next.

Bruno, show us that ball.

Morphine.

Please select your song.

- I think I'm
going to go with...

"This Time You Know It's
For Real," Donna Summer.

[cheering]

- OK, I think there's a
little bit of strategy here.

Morphine doesn't want to do
a super upbeat, dancey song

against me.

And we both know
that Mhi'ya does not

want to do the Go-Go's song.

So I think it was a
double-ended strategy.

- The time has come for
you to lip-synch for your life.

- Mirage is a really
good lip-syncher.

This is the mid-boss.

You know when you
play video games,

there's a first boss,
middle boss, final boss.

This is like the middle boss.

And I feel like I'm at 70%
health, but I don't care.

I want to win.

- Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

[upbeat music]

♪

- [singing] What
would I have to do

To get you to notice me too

Do I stand in line

One of a million admiring eyes

Walk a tightrope way up high

Write your name across the sky

I'm going crazy
just to let you know

You'd be amazed how
much I love you so

Baby, when I get
my hands on you

I won't let go

This time I know it's for real

[cheering]

Anything to make you mine

I'm going crazy
just to let you know

- You better, bitch.

Oh baby

- [singing] I've been around
the block enough to know

This time I know it's for real

Ooh baby

This time

This time

- The song is about romance.

The song is about
beauty and grace.

So I'm giving you woman.

- [singing] This time
I know it's for real

I'm going crazy
just to let you know

- I see her do a split.

I said, oh no, we're
not doing that.

Bitch, I'm going off too then.

- [singing] Oh, baby

I've been around the
block enough to know

This time I know it's for real

[cheering]

- I couldn't take
my eyes off Mirage.

- I was watching Morphine.

- It's Mirage.

- Morphine.

[laughter]

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Morphine, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- [squeals]

I just survived the second
round of the lip sync.

I'm at 30% health, but
there's 50k on the line.

I need to just
make it till the end.

- Mirage, thank you for shaking
what you drag mother gave you.

[cheering]

You may leave the stage.

- This is more rudemption than
I could have ever dreamed on.

I just really wanted RuPaul
to see me perform and not

f*ck up.

So I got that.

- Mhi'ya, Megami,
please join Morphine.

Congratulations for making
it to the semifinal round.

Three queens remain
in the competition,

but only two will
lip-synch next.

The queen whose ball Bruno grabs

will compete in the semifinal
Lip Sync Smackdown.

And she will choose
her opponent.

The queen who is not
chosen will automatically

advance to the final round.

- Oh my God.

- Ladykins, your fate now
rests in Bruno's hands.

[dramatic music]

♪

Bruno, show us your ball.

Megami, you are
lip-synching next.

- Megami?

Megami picks.

Oh.

- I am standing here against
two of the best dancers,

literally the lip
sync assassins,

having to pick which poison
I want to take right now.

- Which queen do you
choose as your opponent?

- I would choose Morphine
because she just got done.

- Right. That bitch is tired.

- She's tired. I would
choose Morphine.

- I think I might have to have
a little rematch with Mhi'ya.

[screaming]

- This is an absolutely
horrible choice for Megami.

I think Mhi'ya is thinking,
I'm eating good tonight.

- We said Megami's
full of surprises today,

but she is still a
vengeful whore.

- That means Morphine,
you are moving

forward to the final lip sync--

[cheering]

For the chance to win $50,000.

You may step to
the winner's box.

[cheering]

- Whoever wins
this lip sync is going

to go against me in the
finals, and I'm just so close.

I'm so close.

Right there. I'm right there.

- I wonder if this
is going to be like--

- A m*ssacre?

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- Queens, the one song
that remains on the playlist is

"We Got The b*at"
by the Go-Go's.

Mhi'ya, Megami,
assume the position.

- Listen, I'm telling you,
Megami is pissed the f*ck

off because she didn't
want to lose that lip sync way

back whenever the f*ck ago.

And you know Mhi'ya's
out there pissed as hell.

These b*tches are pissed.

And that's going
to be a good show.

Ooh.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me and move

forward to the final round.

- I've sent this
bitch home already,

and I can't wait
to do it again.

- The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- I'm a good lip-syncher.

I know how to perform.

Sorry, Mhi'ya.

Love you, girl.

But let's do this.

- Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

[upbeat music]

♪

- [singing] See the people
walking down the street

Fall in line just
watching all their feet

They don't know
where they want to go

But they're walking in time

They got the b*at

They got the b*at

They got the b*at

- OK, Mhi'ya's got this.

- [singing] They got the b*at

♪

All the kids just
getting out of school

They can't wait to
hang out and be cool

Hang around till

- I'm thinking that Mhi'ya
is going to take this.

She's not only giving you
the energy of the song,

but she's also
giving you the Mhi'ya.

- [singing] Got the
b*at, kids got the b*at

Yeah, you got the b*at

♪

- Come on.

I love that.

- Yes, Megami, get it.

- [singing] Go-go music
really makes us dance

Do the pony puts us in a trance

Do the watusi, just
give us a chance

That's when we fall in line

'Cause we got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

- This is Megami's
third lip sync

and she is still turning it.

Like, she is eating,
eating, eating, and eating.

- [singing] Everybody,
get on your feet

We know you can
dance to the b*at

We got the b*at

Jumping

We got the b*at

Round and round and round

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

We got the b*at

[cheering]

- That was sickening.

- Yes, bitch.

- It's Mhi'ya.

- I don't know, girl.

- I think that we
are going to get

a Mhi'ya versus
Morphine grand--

- Rematch!

Re-re-re-rematch.

- Wait, shh, wait, we're
back, we're back, we're back.

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Megami, condragulations,
you are moving

forward to the final round.

- What?

- I told y'all m*therf*ckers.

- Oh my God, yes!

- That's my New
York sister right there.

- I assassinated the assassin.

And I will say to Mhi'ya,
like, victory smells so sweet.

[laughs]

- I see the steam coming
out of Mhi'ya's ears.

- Mhi'ya, thank you for putting
the taint in entertaintment.

You may leave the stage.

[cheering]

- I am gagging right now.

Like, I don't see how
Megami just b*at me.

Girl.

[cheering]

- Oh my God.

- We're shooking.

We're shooketh.

- Megami just b*at Mhi'ya
Iman Le'Paige in a lip sync.

Put that on her
f*cking tombstone.

On her Wikipedia, on her
résumé, and on her tombstone.

- Attention, queens
in the Werk Room,

please return to the main
stage for the final lip sync.

- Mother has called.

All right, all right.

- I think that anyone who
went up against Megami

today with an
expectation had to quickly

reset their expectations.

- Crazy.

- I thought I knew how
today was going to go,

and yet here we are with
Megami and Morphine

and I have no idea what
the hell is about to happen.

[dramatic music]

Welcome back, queens.

Give it up for this
week's top two queens,

Megami and Morphine Love Dion.

[cheering]

- Get it, Morphine!

- [whooping]

- It's the final lip
sync, and someone's

about to be crowned
the Queen of She

Done Already Done Had Herses.

- We're dealing with New
York versus Miami right now.

- Megami, Morphine,
condragulations

for making it to the finals.

You were asked to prepare
a lip sync performance

for "Gonna Make You Sweat
[Everybody Dance Now]"

by C+C Music Factory.

- I feel recharged.

I feel the adrenaline has
taken my body completely over.

This is it. This is it.

This is it.

I need this win.

- Going from the girl
who no one expected to go

far to being in the finale.

This is my sh*t, and
I have to fight for it.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,

win the title of Queen of She
Done Already Done Had Herses,

and a cash prize of $50,000.

[cheering]

- I have to take this home.

- Now I'm like, if she b*at
Mhi'ya, can she b*at me?

No.

That's not going to happen.

- The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your life.

- At this point, this is
like a new Runiverse.

I have no idea what's
going to happen,

but it's going to be fierce.

- Blink blink.

Here we go.

- Good luck and
don't f*ck it up.

- [singing] Everybody dance now

- Come on.

- Yes, bitch.

- [singing] Give me the music

Everybody dance now

Yeah

- I will never out
dance Morphine.

But I know I can
out stupid Morphine.

- [singing] Here is the dome

Back with the bass

The jam is live is effect

And I don't waste time

On the mic with
the dope rhyme

Jump to the rhythm

Jump, jump to the rhythm, jump

- She is so dumb for that.

- [singing] Come on and dance

Guys, grab a girl

Don't wait, make her twirl

It's your world and
I'm just a squirrel

Trying to get a nut
to move your butt

- This bitch doesn't
even know the lyrics.

She's using her hands.

- [singing] Let your mind

Groove

Put me on line

Come on let's sweat

Sweat

Let the music take control

Let the rhythm move you

Everybody dance now

[cheering]

[vocalizing]

- I'm shaking my ass so
hard that you can hear

the claps throughout the room.

- [singing] Move

Let your mind

Groove

Put me on line

The music is my life

[cheering]

Everybody dance now

- Eat it up!

- [singing] Everybody

Come on, let's sweat

[cheering]

Let the music take control

Let the music move you

[vocalizing]

- [laughs]

[cheering]

- Queens, I've made my decision.

Morphine Love
Dion, condragulations.

You are the winner, baby.

[cheering]

- I really just won something.

This whole season I truly
did not win a single thing.

And to win Queen of She
Done Already Done Had Herses.

I am the ultimate lip
sync assassin, bitch.

- You've won a cash
tip of $50,000 presented

by Bubly Sparkling Water.

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

♪

- Bitch, $50,000.

I'm going to invest not
in a home, not in a car,

not in an apartment.

I'm going to invest in my body.

Whatever money is left will
go to my family and my friends.

- Is there anything
you'd like to say?

- I just have one thing to say.

You get a BBL, you get a
BBL, and you get a BBL!

Thank you so much.

Es para mi gente latino!

[cheering]

- Next week, fasten your
seat belts for a fast and furious

grand finale.

Now, I want to ask the fans,
which of our top three queens

do you want to win?

Are you team Nymphia, team
Plane Jane, or team Sapphira?

Let your voice be
heard using #DragRace.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

are you going to
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.

- All right, now
let the music play.

[singing] A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

Can you feel the love?

- [singing] A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Lifting you up to a brighter day

A little bit of love

Goes a long, long way

Turn it around
when you up and say

Everybody say love

Can you feel the love?