05x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[narrator echoing]
This week there's been a fake dumping...

[Islanders chanting] Fergie! Fergie!

[narrator] ...three new Bombshells,

and heaps of drama.

I'm pissed.

[narrator] But tonight...

it's time to get your bits out

and see the unseen.

Let's go!

[narrator] Each week we'll burst onto
your screens with exclusive,

must-see action
from our tropical love shack.

Bro! That's Aquaman, bro!

[narrator] We're bringing you
the Islanders at their most unpredictable...

Whoa!

[narrator]...most irresistible,

and most downright outrageous.

I would f*ck an alien, bro.

-That sounds a little dirty.
-[laughing]

[narrator] We've got exciting bits.

-Oh, my gosh!
-[narrator] Enticing bits.

We won't bite.

-[narrator] Bad-smelling bits.
-[farts]

There's my first fart.

[narrator] Steamy bits.

I've never seen so many sex toys before.

[narrator] And bits that there is simply
no way to describe.

[vocalizing]

[narrator]
So if you thought you'd seen it all,

well, you ain't seen nothing
until you've seen...

-[exclaims]
-It's on you.

[narrator] Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

-No way!
-No!

Have I won Love Island yet?

[narrator]
Welcome to Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

We're serving up a cocktail of exclusive,

never-seen-before action
from our Islanders.

With a smidge of Sarah Hyland.

Oh, my Gosh! I'm being att*cked!

[narrator] It's an island party
that will have you saying O-M-Fiji.

[shouting]

[narrator]
We're sure to make you scream for joy...

[screams]

-It's a bug!
-[Keenan] What are you doing?

It's a bug!

[narrator]
...as we turn things on their heads.

So pull up a coconut
and grab your curliest straw...

[Islander] Hey, hey!

[narrator] ...and brace yourself for an hour
of unmissable, unseen moments

from our brand-new Fijian Villa-O-Love.

Some people say
our Islanders are sex-obsessed,

but they're dead wrong.

They're deep and complex characters,
who don't just talk about sex.

They also talk about...

I would f*ck an alien, bro.

If an alien had a dumpy-ass butt,
and it was looking crazy at the top...

-[Marco] Like that...
-[Leonardo] I'm like...

-[imitating alien noises]
-[Islanders laughing]

I would have to cr*ck...
But face-down, ass-up,

because there's no way
I'm looking at that sh*t in the eye.

That sh*t...

It could be like a Cyclops,
with one fat-ass eyeball

-looking at your sh*t like...
-[Marco] I don't care.

What if they come like that
and they have six tits?

-Like a cow? Like udders?
-I don't know.

It's like six, six, six...

[Marco] What do you think
an alien's moan sounds like?

[imitating alien noises]

[Victor, Leonardo imitating alien noises]

[trilling]

[scatting]
I feel they would sound like computers.

It sounds like you're trying
to get a connection for a signal.

Or like the online router.

The router, yeah!

I got you, bro. I would have to...

-I would f*ck just for my own, you know...
-[Bergie] Sanity...

Sanity. I would have to know.
It's like the "what if", bro.

-Would you enter the UFO?
-[Leonardo] Enter it?

To clap?

To go where it goes? No.

Yeah. I think they don't give you a choice

if you wanna go
into the UFO or not. They just...

-[Marco] They take you, right?
-f*ck you. You're coming with me.

I don't get why they would
take the cows in the movies, though.

You know what I'm saying? In the movies,
they always suck up a cow.

-Every time.
-Maybe cause they got six tits.

Maybe they want six titties.

[narrator] I had an alien encounter once.

It was when I went to the cinema
to watch Alien.

This year, we've spared no expense

with one of the biggest
and most expensive love pads ever.

And, like our Islanders' sex drives,

it's huge.

There are two balconies,

a kick-ass gym,

and more neon than
a 1980s aerobics instructor's sex dungeon.

Oh, and this time,

there's an actual beach!

But we can't have a new villa
without a load of new Islanders.

So, it's time to...

cue the gratuitous slo-mo!

These Islanders move fast even in slo-mo!

-You got it, you got it, you got it.
-Okay. Ready?

Oh! I broke it.

-[Anna] No. We broke it!
-It's stuck!

[narrator] It's okay, girls. I'll nip to
the supermarket and get another bottle.

[Kassy]
Oh, my gosh, guys. This is beautiful!

It's so big!

-Suns out, buns out!
-Oh, my God.

I love that! No, for real.

All right, let's take them out.

[narrator]
I doubt the weather has much influence

over whether the buns are in or out.

And soon it was time to bow down
to our Queen of the Island,

Sarah Hyland.

Here are some Unseen Bits
of Sarah spilling the tea with the girls,

and she starts with a question
that's totally nuts.

-Are you a tough nut to cr*ck?
-[Destiny] Yes, very!

Very giving. Giving tough nut to cr*ck.

Giving tough nut?

That sounds a little dirty.

[Islanders laughing]

I didn't even think about it like that!

She's giving us her nut
and we are feeding it.

[narrator] And finally, the boys arrive.

What's up with y'all?
What's up with y'all?

[narrator] But what are the Islanders
really thinking during their coupling up?

[VCR clicking, whirring]

[narrator] Well, thanks to Love Island's
breakthrough AI technology,

we can tell you.

It's well scientific.

Now, we're still tweaking the algorithm,
so it's not 100% accurate.

But what is?

[Sarah] We are going to play a game

of Love Island Stick or Twist.

[all] Yeah!

Please welcome...

-Leonardo.
-Like DiCaprio?

[machine humming]

[narrator] He's not my type.

I bet he can't even speak Spanish.

What's your name?

-Kassy.
-Kassy.

-[in Spanish] A pleasure.
-[in English] Nice to meet you.

-Are you Hispanic?
-Yeah!

Okay. He knows some Spanish.

[narrator] Like I said, we're still
fine-tuning the algorithm.

[Marco] Can't wait to get out here
and get started.

Marco, welcome to Love Island.

How are we doing?
Wow! You guys look amazing.

[machine humming]

[narrator] He looks so familiar.

Wait, is that Jim Florida?

Anna.

We go to the same gym in Florida. So...

-What?
-We do.

That's f*cking crazy. [laughs]

[narrator] With Destiny and Jasmine
twisting for Marco,

it's time to bring out our very own
Jason Momoa look-alike, Victor.

Spain in the house!

Bro! That's Aquaman, bro!

Girls, are you going to
stick with your current boy or twist?

Go for it!

[machine humming]

[narrator] Oh, my God. I need some aqua.

Man, I'm so thirsty!

Oh, no! This AI machine
is definitely on the blink.

[machine beeping]

[narrator] I hope I kept my receipt.

After being put into their couples,

the Islanders go off
for their first getting-to-know-you chats,

which always ends up awks.

And here are some moments
you definitely haven't seen.

What are you into?

Ooh, besides football, I...

-Okay. So, you play football?
-I do play football.

Okay. What position do you play?

-I play receiver.
-Okay. Wide receiver.

-Yeah, Odell. Catch anything.
-Okay.

-I do the little thing...
-Okay.

Are you a sport girl or not?

[music slowing, stopping]

Not really.

[crickets chirping]

Um...

Okay, so I'm from Saint Bart's.

Yeah. Which is where?

It's in the French West Indies,

like in the Caribbean.

Okay. So that's south.

It's near Saint Martin,
and, like, all those little islands.

-It's hard to explain.
-I have no idea!

Is that in the Gulf of Mex...

South of the Gulf of Mexico or like...

Um, I don't really know.

[sighs]

I'm an athlete,
so I do wrestling and rugby.

-Rugby?
-Yeah.

Oh, f*ck. Do you get hurt in that?

Eh.

Only if they catch you.

Oh, my gosh.

[crickets chirping]

What else is there?

I was really shy
when I was young, actually.

-Were you really?
-Yeah. I was a shy little kid.

And then, in middle school

I was really ugly.

-Wow. That took a f*cking turn!
-Yeah. Right?

I thought you were going to say
something happened. No?

-I was really ugly.
-I was top cheddar cheese.

I think that's why I have a personality,

because I had to create it
because I was ugly.

You mean to tell me
the only reason you have a personality

is because it was your only option.

And it was sixth grade, seventh grade.

-And then I switched up really quick.
-Had a f*cking glow-up out of nowhere.

I had a glow-up out of nowhere.

So, what else?

[exhaling through teeth]

Okay.

What else?

So I worked at Dairy Queen.

Oh, you did? Ah, I love that!

So...

Yeah, I was the manager.

Oh, my God. Best job ever.

[narrator] Before we go to commercials,

Anna, can you tell us
what your type is in the bedroom?

I would totally have sex with...

[bleeping]

I mean, who wouldn't?

[narrator]
So, what the bleep did they say?

Find out Anna's dream hook-up
after this short break.

Welcome back to
Love Island: Unseen Bits USA,

where we show you all the bits
that have so far gone unseen.

We have all the best dance moves...

-Ooh!
-[laughing]

[chattering]

[narrator] ...to keep you in tune.

[vocalizing]

[both vocalizing]

♪ A bad bitch alert ♪

-[vocalizing]
-♪ Shakira ♪

Yeah, that's good.

[narrator]
Where every day you have a nice day.

Day two. Day two. Day two.

[narrator] So swat away any distractions...

I really...

Where is it?

f*ck that thing up!

[narrator] ...and hump into Unseen Bits.

Let's go!

[narrator]
Before the break, Anna was asked

what her dream hook-up was in the bedroom.

So, what the bleep did they say?

I would totally have sex with a robot.
Are you kidding me?

Robots are sexy!

Oh, my God. I would do anything
if you guys found me a robot boy.

If you can find me one of those,
game over.

[narrator] C-3P-OMG, Anna.

We created an entire villa
with beautiful daybeds,

big cozy beds,

and illegible neon signs that
relate to the room you're currently in.

And despite the art department's hard work
to make the most beautiful villa yet,

our Islanders are still
most impressed with...

themselves!

We better take down shorty!

Say, wait?
Say, wait? Say, wait? Yeah, it's kind of...

It's kind of hard, bro.

[narrator] They also love the carpet.

-Yo.
-Dude. We should lay on the carpet.

No, that's a fact.
This sh*t gotta be comfortable.

[Kassy] Oh, my God! [groaning]

-See? It's crazy.
-Dude, think about it.

-Nobody stepped on this, we're good.
-We're the first ones, essentially.

Nice carpet. [chuckles]

[narrator] The free ChapSticks!

[Leonardo] Oh, my God. Is this ChapStick?

-I need some of that!
-[Leonardo] I swear to God.

-[Kassy] Ooh, this is beautiful!
-"To protect my kisser?" Yes, ma'am!

I kept licking my sh*t outside...

-Can you open this thing for me?
-I got you. I got you.

Oh, my God. I've never seen
so much neon in one spot.

-[Kassy] Right?
-Yeah.

-It's like a girl's dream.
-[Leonardo] I swear to God!

[narrator] There's the recognition
this place deserves.

Way to go, art department.
Kassy loves neon signs.

I love neon signs.

-I need that in my bedroom.
-Dude!

[narrator] Who wants to tell Leo
the neon signs are in his bedroom?

He was just too distracted
with the mirror to notice.

[Leonardo] How the hell?

[lock clicks]

Is it open?

Get ready with me.

Look, more mirrors! [vocalizes]

[narrator]
And they're back to the mirrors.

-They got the best view, too?
-Look at this view!

-Yo!
-Yeah!

[narrator] Now, I can't tell if they're
looking at the actual view of Fiji,

or just their reflections in the pool.

[Marco] Fiji!

Fiji!

[Leonardo echoing]

Okay, ready? I'm ready.

[narrator] The first night
was like a barbecue at my place.

There were lots of hot buns,
things got a bit salty,

and we ended up
throwing out a badly-burnt burger.

I mean, Bergie.

[chanting] Bergie! Bergie!

I wish I had more time in the villa,
for sure.

[narrator] It looked like Five Guys
was one burger down, until...

[phone chimes]

[narrator]
...the Berg got one whopper of a text.

Here are some well-done moments
you didn't get to see.

[beeps]

"Bergie, everyone deserves
a second chance.

#StillInTheGame,

#ThroupleUp."

Hashtag...

Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe it.

This is the greatest thing
that happened to me.

Like... Where's my bag, dude?

Wait... This way?

I'm back!

[narrator] The two Bombshell Queens
marinated in chlorine

as they awaited the arrival
of their Burger King,

King Bergie.

-I can't stop smiling.
-Aw.

-I like your muscles. I'm impressed.
-Let's go.

-You're in the gym.
-Yes, I am.

I did a bodybuilding competition once.

[Carmen] Did you? How'd that go?

I got third in Novice,
so that was pretty good.

-That's not bad at all.
-Yeah.

You placed.
That's all that matters. I like that.

I also played college football.

I love a Midwest boy.

-Is that your type?
-That's my type. I love a Midwest boy.

Are you nervous about
sharing a bed with a girl?

-Like...
-Not with you, guys.

-You guys have made me fully confident.
-I like that!

-Okay. Good.
-Yeah. You guys are amazing.

I like that.

I won't... I don't kick you
or anything. We won't bite.

-I'm...
-I don't snore either.

-Do you snore?
-I don't believe I do, but like...

-[Hannah] I don't snore.
-I guess we'll find out.

You guys wake me the hell up
and say "Get the hell out of here."

-I roll over, like, "Get it together."
-Get it together.

"Press here for a good time"? Wait.

-[Hannah] Press that button.
-Oh, my God!

Sex toys, baby!

-[Hannah] What is in there?
-[Carmen] Not the handcuffs!

[Hannah] The hand... The furry handcuffs.

-Oh, my God.
-[Carmen] Naughty!

-[Hannah] Not a whip!
-[Bergie] No!

[Hannah laughs]

Oh, this is cute, you guys.

Wait, there's die
with sex positions on them.

-[Bergie] No!
-[Hannah] Shut up, let me see.

-I'm not going to sleep tonight.
-[all laugh]

[Carmen] We'll be right back, Bergie.

[narrator] Bergie! Bergie! It's Iain.

I'm hiding in the ventilation shaft.

Just relax.

Play it cool and try
not to get ahead of yourself.

Have I won Love Island yet?

[narrator] No, you haven't!

I'll let you get back to being
the luckiest man on the planet.

-Do you mind sleeping in the middle?
-I do not.

-Okay, cool.
-As long as you guys don't mind.

-No, I don't mind.
-I think it'll be dope as hell.

[Hannah] Yeah, it'll be dope as hell.

This is...

Why you... Was that your first instinct?

[Bergie] Nipple piercing!

Put it on the nipples?

I think that's for your wrist, bro.

-[Bergie] Probably.
-Like this. [laughs]

-Oh, my goodness. How funny.
-I've never seen so many sex toys before.

[narrator] In conclusion, anyone who's
lactose intolerant should look away,

because that burger
is doing some serious cheesing.

I thank you.

-Threeway couple.
-This is crazy.

[narrator] After almost passing
a two-hour online course,

I'm a fully qualified life coach,

and my expertise allows me to ask

Islanders deeply personal questions,

like asking Marco
about his weirdest turn-ons.

And then, obviously, weird as hell, but...

[bleeping]

Kinda turned me on.

[narrator] So what the bleep did they say?

[narrator] Welcome back to
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Before the break,
I very politely asked Marco

about what weirdly turns him on.

And to build the intrigue,

those crafty producers

bleeped out his answer.

But what the bleep did they say?

And then, obviously, weird as hell, but...

back scratchers kind of turn me on.

Like, when they scratch my back

when I don't ask?

Now, when I ask,
it's "All right. My back itches."

When they just start itching my back,

I get a little excited,

you know what I mean?

[narrator] I have a very strong suspicion
I know who stole

my diamanté back scratcher.

[bell dings]

[narrator] They're very moreish,
these Unseen Bits, aren't they? Mmm.

Fancy another?

Let's do it.

My name is Anna. Yeah!

And I am...

a banana!

[all] Yeah!

-Who likes to hold Hannah?
-[all] Yeah.

Who's in love with Hannah?

Yeah.

Who likes... too much pizza?

Yeah.

-Who has diarrhea?
-Yeah.

Retweet.

[narrator] They say people fall in love
with what's on the inside.

[Leonardo] Five, six, seven.

[narrator] So long as what's on the inside

isn't bean burritos,
lentils and brussels sprouts,

as you'll see in this unseen bit.

[farts]

-There's my first fart.
-[farts]

Oh. There's my second fart.

Dude, I've been ripping ass
silently, but deadly.

-[Marco] Really? [farts]
-[Bergie] They'll never know.

[Bergie's voice echoing]
They'll never know...

[farts]

[producer] Oh, my God!

I farted.

Oh, gosh. It stinks!

[narrator] When I was at college,
I lived with a bloke

who farted all the time.

Admittedly, I was living alone.

-[farts]
-[Keenan] Who farted?

That one was violent.

That was me. [laughs]

Why you bring this sh*t over here?
I'm trapped. I can't go nowhere.

-I gotta fart.
-[Anna] Fart.

[farts]

-I pooted.
-[gags]

-I heard a fart this morning.
-Yeah, that was definitely me.

I got the morning ripples all the time.

Wait, didn't you blow it over towards me?

But it didn't stink.
You would have smelled it.

[Destiny]
Marco think his farts don't stink.

When I'm with Leo, I want to fart,
but I'm like, nope, not doing it.

I'm sorry. I'm gonna fart.

Hopefully, it's not loud.

[farts] Okay. Yeah, it was tiny.

Bergie was burping so much.

-Ew! Burping?
-[Jasmine] I hate that.

-He was burping?
-But he would burp and then blow it out.

-Wait, did he blow it towards you?
-He'd be like...

[gags, blows]

Oh, my God.

[Destiny]
Blowing it out right in front of you?

[narrator]
It's actually considered very romantic

to burp directly into someone's face
in some cultures.

Bacterial cultures, mainly.

With the girls gasbagging
about gases and gagging,

inside the guys' gossed about
something even more gross:

love!

[narrator gags]

What was the most romantic thing
you've ever done for a girl, for a date?

Uh, I flew across the world
to see my girlfriend,

um, and got us a dinner date
that overlooked the entire city,

and then we were welcomed
to red wine sangria,

'cause I told them to have it ready.

That was the most romantic sh*t
I've ever done.

The best date or whatever it was,

we went to Cappadocia.

It's where they filmed Tatooine

-from Star Wars.
-Oh! From Star Wars?

-You know, those kind of...
-Tatooine?

-[Victor] Those weird houses.
-Oh, my God.

-[Victor] So, that's Cappadocia.
-I didn't know that was a real place.

-I thought it was all green screen.
-That's Cappadocia, dude.

I got her a...

sunrise air balloon ride.

-[Marco] What?
-[Leonardo] No way.

-No.
-For the sunrise?

-For the f*cking sunrise.
-That's insane.

-[Bergie] You did that?
-I'm scared of heights.

[Marco, Leonardo laughing]

-[Victor] That was...
-He won! He won, bro.

-That was the worst 45 minutes of my life.
-[Leonardo, Bergie laughing]

So we get in, I thought that...

-You're a big dude too.
-I thought that the hot air balloon...

I thought the hot air balloon
would be like, you have the nest...

It was this high.

-If someone pushed me, I'm out.
-[Islanders laughing]

-I'm out.
-[Marco] You were terrified?

-[Leonardo] Bro!
-Forty-five minutes in a half a squat.

I was chilling in the corner like this.
I'd be like, "I'm not even moving."

Forty-five minutes like that, dude.

You are over there being focused
on not sh1tting your pants.

-[Leonardo] Yeah.
-And your girl is like,

"Are you enjoying?
Are you okay? Are you enjoying?"

I was like, "Don't even talk to me.

This is for you.
This is romantic. You enjoy it.

-Don't even talk to me."
-[Islanders laughing]

[narrator] That's funny.

In the past, my romantic dates
ended the very opposite way,

with the girls telling me
not to talk to them.

Break time now, but don't go anywhere.

See you in a mo.

Welcome back to
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Islanders, how you doing?

How you doing?

[Islanders laughing]

Practicing.

-How you doing?
-How you doing?

-[Marco] That was good.
-[Leonardo] How you doing?

[Marco] How you doing?

[narrator] No, lads, it's "How you doing?"

-[Leonardo] How you doing?
-How you doing?

-[Leonardo] How you doing?
-No, no.

How you doing?

[narrator] Move aside, Matt LeBlanc.

You've got some competition.

Not these guys, obviously,
but somewhere, I assume.

Fiji.

Pristine beaches,

mountainous coastline,

summer sunsets by the sea.

But no drone could ever capture
the romantic island feeling

when you're relaxing
hand in hand with a new flame

and time seems to stand still.

Until...

You know there's lots of bugs
in Fiji out here, man.

They love your eyeball.

[narrator] I think the contractors
we hired to bug the place

fundamentally misunderstood
the assignment.

It's okay to explore it, but you...

There's a spider on that wall.

A big spider.

I never feel like I'm getting talked over.

There's a roach behind you.

[Jasmine] Get it off. Get it off. Get it
off. Get it off. Get it off! Get it off!

Oh, f*ck. Bugs, girl.

There's one in my vag*na.

It's on you!

Oh, my f*cking...

[Islanders laughing]

[exclaims]

[Hannah] Ew!

-Oh, f*ck.
-[exhales]

[coughs, spits]

Back to the regular program.

[narrator] Back to the regular program?
This is Unseen Bits, Anna.

There's absolutely nothing
regular about this show.

Here's another Unseen Bit.

-My aim was so f*cking good.
-[Marco] That was crazy.

We'll never get that close.

-[laughs]
-[Victor] Yeah, no.

That one, no. Okay, they're kind of
sticky, so they're sticking to my hand.

Where'd that go?

Down.

Oh, that was go... That was close.

-[Marco] What is it?
-It's your mouth. It's your mouth.

-Cocoa Puffs.
-They're Cocoa Puffs.

I need one.

-[Victor] There you go.
-[Carmen] That was good.

[narrator] Let's tumble our way
into another Unseen Bit.

Round off.

[chuckles]
I know the top of your head hurt.

You hit all wood.

[narrator] This unseen chat
between Keenan and Kay Kay,

#KeenKay, couldn't be shown
because it made the Peacock peacock blush.

So...

you said you f*cked somebody
in a wheelchair?

We were getting all kinky and stuff

in an environment where there
were wheelchairs and ramps.

I picked her up, right? And we're kissing...

Set her down in the wheelchair,
pulled her down.

Do do do do.

Then I had to put that m*therf*cking lock.

[both laughing]

We was getting kinky and we was lit.

What's your favorite sex position?

From the side,
I feel we both can be comfortable.

I can feel all over you.
You can feel all over me.

-It's intimate.
-We're relaxed.

It's intimate. It's close.
You know what I'm saying?

-I can turn your head back to look at me.
-Stop touching me so much.

-You don't like me touching you?
-I do.

It's just a real, close,
intimate position.

It's like, I can feel the hair,
I can feel the titties,

I can feel the curves,
the waist, the neck.

I can look you in the eye,
like everything you can hit.

I can do it all from there, so...

That's my favorite. What's yours?

I like to be on top.

Good to know.

-You like it on top?
-Mm-hmm.

-But do you like to finish on top?
-No.

-I guarantee you would.
-I don't know if I've done that before.

-Finish on top?
-Yeah.

This is an inappropriate conversation
and our parents watch.

Sorry, Mom.

[Keenan] Wow.

[chuckles]

[narrator] My mother would be proud
if I had finished on top of my class.

Sorry, Mum.

[giggles]

Tease.

[narrator] Let's head into an Unseen Bit
of Bombshell Carmen

getting to know Aquaman.

I mean, Jason Momoa, I mean Victor.

I'm a big nerd on the inside, for sure.

People don't think I like those things.

sh*t. Okay.

What's your favorite...

Marvel superhero?

My favorite superhero?

I know it's basic,

but I just love him, okay?

Okay.

[narrator]
Is Carmen's favorite superhero Victor?

I mean, Jason Momoa? I mean, Aquaman?

Could this spell true love

or could it be game over?

Find out what happened next

when we come back.

Welcome back to
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

Now if you think
any of these bits have been seen,

you're dead wrong.

Still to come,
we've got unseen streams that are so good

you'll forget names.

Maybe the Jesus... What's his name again?
I don't know, that Tarzan.

I forget his name.
Someone needs to tell me his name.

Hannah and...

-[Islander] Courtney?
-No, not Courtney.

-The blonde chick?
-Clair?

-No, no, no.
-[Marco] Christina?

I ain't even listen, bro.

Chelsea? Kyle? What's her name?

[narrator] So wrap up the week...

-[Islander] Yeah, Anna.
-Go, Anna.

[Islanders cheering]

[narrator] ...with some exclusive
Unseen Bits meant for your eyes only.

Before the break, we left off
right before Carmen told Victor

who her favorite superhero was.

Will she take the bait and say Aquaman?

I know it's basic,

but I just love him, okay?

[narrator] Could it mean true love,
or is it time for Victor to swim on?

Time to find out what happened next!

Iron Man.

[narrator] Well, that went swimmingly.

But, okay, I'll get to know you more.

-I feel... Now we have common interests.
-Well, this is cool stuff.

[narrator] Maybe Aquaman...
I mean, Jason Momoa. I mean Victor...

I have to stop doing that.

Can change her mind.

Onto more Unseen Bits.

Before the Islanders entered the villa,
we filmed super sexy slo-mo frolics

to understand how you can look hot

with a producer blasting
a leaf blower right in your face.

Being that smoking hot
isn't as easy as it looks.

These are the Unseen Bits
you didn't get to see.

I'm that bitch.

Love only... sh*t. Okay, let's start over.

[narrator] We spent so much cash
on their glossy bio interviews,

we thought we'd get our money's worth
and show the answers you didn't see.

Okay.

[narrator] And I didn't change
the questions in any way, shape or form.

Pinky promise!

[Anna screaming]

[narrator] So, Anna, on your bio,

you've listed your hometown
as a mythical world of Narnia.

What's the story?

Um, I was born there.

Um, I grew up there.
Most of my childhood was spent there.

I moved to Florida to go to school

because they don't
have much schools there.

[narrator] Destiny. What metaphor
would you use to describe yourself?

I'm like a box of chocolates, okay?
You never know what you're gonna get.

[narrator] That's technically a simile,
but I'll allow it.

I love Forrest Gump.

Colin Hanks is great.

Kassy, can you guess

the emoji I instantly regretted sending
to my mother-in-law 23 times?

Eggplant. There you go. Eggplant.

[laughs]

The eggplant.

Not just any plant. The eggplant.

[narrator] Spot on.

And that's why
Iain's not invited to Christmas anymore.

Anna, what would you say if I told you

I can't stop myself kissing
every circus clown I see?

Stop it! This is so weird.

-[narrator] Is it weird?
-It's so weird to me.

[narrator] I guess it is a bit weird.
Forget I mentioned it.

Moving on.

Leo, what is the square root of 4,761?

Yeah, 69.

[chuckles]

[narrator] I don't know why that's funny.

Love Island,

the sexiest and most seductive
island-based show on Earth.

But what really happens in the bedroom

when the lights go out?

This is Unseen Bits' sexy, sealed section

of every intimate moment

you weren't supposed to see.

I won't kiss and tell,

but the infrared cameras will.

It's...

Islanders After Dark.

If you're easily shocked,

look away right now.

Strapping Spaniard Victor's on the prowl,

scaring Keenan.

Whoa! What is... Who's that?
Back up, back up.

[narrator whispering] What a tease.

[Islander] Oh, my...

[narrator] Oh, who's this?

I'm scared.

[narrator] It's Anna.

Guys, I'm f*cking scared, bro.

[narrator] Her desire...

[Anna] Hello?

[narrator]
...is to try and find her bed in the dark.

Sizzling.

It's time to take a quick break,

and for me to take a long break

from ever doing this voice again.

Welcome back to
Love Island USA: Unseen Bits.

On tonight's episode of Love Island...

Anna and Jasmine
have figured out that the men are trash.

♪ Bring new men
and throw the old ones away ♪

[narrator] And finally, a new boy
turned up to the party.

This boy had sex in a professor's office.

[Islanders crying out, cheering]

[Kassy] Yes, ma'am!

[Marco] Yes! He drew you down.

[Harrison] Now my mask is all...

There's no lipstick on me, is there?

I wasn't thinking
it was gonna be a kissing test

or kissing contest straight away.

The two kisses I got,
they were nice, Jasmine,

Kay Kay as well.

[Islanders cheering]

[Leonardo] New boy on the block.
New boy on the block.

What was the answer?

Let's see... Yeah, we just wait and see.
I don't know.

[narrator] And here's another Unseen Bit.

What are your summers, like,

weather-wise like?

They get really, really hot.

Does it ever snow?

-I know how stupid that sounds.
-In some places... No, no, no, no, no.

In some places... In some places, it does.

I would have never guessed

-that even snow happened there.
-I know.

I feel like everyone goes,
"Australia is like the beach."

-Yeah, and that's all I picture. Yeah.
-Great weather all the time.

-And that's Australia.
-Yeah.

Yeah. It's not. It's not.

[narrator] On with the show.

Cue the cheesy game show music.

It's time for Beach Hut Blitz.

And this time I asked the Islanders
to take us through their kissing style.

-sh*t.
-This is awkward.

I'd say I'm a really good kisser, yeah.

I really don't know. [laughs]

I'm the best kisser there is.

-Yeah.
-I've never been told I'm a bad kisser.

I mean, first, you pucker up your lips.
It's really important, okay? Mm-hmm.

I would start no tongue
and then slowly add it in.

Like...

Touchy, touchy with the... Like that.

[giggles]

What is this thing doing inside my mouth?

[laughs]

A bad kisser. Oh, my God.

[chuckles]

Yeah, no one wants to be smacked in
the face when they're kissing someone.

Ew!

I hate it when your teeth bump.

Or like...

I like neck kissing.

I love to be kissed literally everywhere.

[chuckles]

Let me put some lip gloss on.
We're gonna make it really dramatic.

I'm envisioning it right now.

[laughs]

And you kind of just... [giggles]

[lips smacking]

Shall I do the hand too?

[lips smacking]

You know, this is how I go for the kiss.

[lips smacking]

I'm not just gonna
make out with some glass.

[lips smacking]

Come here, Mommy. [speaking Spanish]

[laughing]

-[lips smacking]
-[cackling]

[giggling]

[lips smacking]

[lips smacking]

Oh.

That was nice.

[narrator] That's all, folks.

Tune in next week for another installment
of Beach Hut Blitz.

Before I go, here are some of my memes
from my first Beach Hut Blitz of 2023.

There's this one.

[bell dings]

And this one.

[bell dings]

Meme your favorite moment of the show
and post it on social media.

#LoveIslandUSA,

#UnseenBits.

See you next time.