03x31 - Goin' Hollywood

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♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba better days ♪

♪ ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba better days ♪

♪ back in the fifties ♪

♪ things were
simple as could be ♪

♪ a crisis was a pimple ♪

♪ they marched
back and let you be ♪

♪ at dinner
everyone said grace ♪

♪ life was at a slower pace ♪

♪ people wore a happy face ♪

♪ those were better days ♪

yeah.

Here's your favorite
better days cast...

Oh, hey, um, yeah,
I like that song.

Yeah, we liked it,
too, until you sang it.

Nick west as skip hopper...

whoo! He is fine!

And ally Parker

as america's
sweetheart Lindy hopper.

Gee willikers!

Gee willikers?

Mr. B, did they really use
to talk like that back then?

Uh, Eddie, that was
a little before my time.

Really? 'Cause,
uh, you're pretty old.

I am not that old! Gee willi...

I mean, word up.

We'll be right back,

but first, it's time to
announce the winner

of our win a part on
better days contest.

Yeah, guys, this could be me.

I sent and my entry
and my picture.

Son, don't get your hopes up.

The odds are a million to one.

Cory Baxter!

Raven, did you
just have a vision?

Yes!

Cory Baxter!

I'm goin' to Hollywood!

So, what was your vision?

Never mind.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Oh, dad, how cool is this?

We are backstage
on a Hollywood set.

Yes! Is that will Smith?

Hey, will!

Uh, ray, I don't think
that's will Smith.

Dad, ok, please
don't ruin it for me.

I gotta go back to my
friends and tell 'em something.

Guys, check it out.
Look who got a script.

Whoa! So who do you play?

I am the delivery boy.

Oh, that's great.
Where are your lines?

Oh, here they are.
Ready? Ahem...

delivery?

That's not a line,
that's a word.

Well, uh, that's one
more word than you got.

Look! Look! There's Lindy.

♪ Hey, everybody ♪

♪ come on over, don't be late ♪

♪ we're gonna
have a little party ♪

♪ won't it be great ♪

♪ we're gonna rock
around the block ♪

♪ we'll be bopping
and we won't stop... ♪

Oh, hi! I didn't see you there.

I was just practicing
for the sock hop.

I'm going with
the boy next door,

so don't miss the next
episode of better days.

I might even get my first kiss.

Me kissing a boy?

Gee willikers!

Cut! That's a five.

Hey, ally, we're waiting here!

Let's go! Let's do it!

Ok, chill, dawg. Sorry, boys...

Somebody's got to
work around here.

All right, anybody
b*at a full house?

Oh, jeez.

Boo-yah! Come to mama!

Hey, hey, don't hate.

I mean, you can lose
again tomorrow. Later.

Man, you know, you're
nothing like you are on TV.

Thanks, dude.

I'm ally.

Yeah, I'm Cory,
the contest winner.

Yep, I'm gonna be playing
the delivery boy this week.

Cool! Another kid on the set!

Yeah. You know, we
should do some kid stuff.

Yeah.

You want some coffee? Huh?

Oh, how do you take it?

Ally!

Uh-oh.

Who was that?

Dava, our director,

and that's her unhappy voice.

I am not happy!

Tell me this isn't true.

"America's sweetheart
to start public school."

Well, that's a pretty
good picture of me, isn't it?

So... Oh, it is true!

Public school?

Ally, it's a cold,
cruel world out there.

Kids are mean, they
bite, they scratch,

they call you names.

Trust me, I was one of them.

You still are.

Dava, I have been acting

since I was 5 years old.

I've never been
to a regular school,

and I'm not getting any younger.

Look, I just want
to be a regular kid.

You don't need
to be a regular kid.

You play one on
TV. Who are you?!

Oh, me? Hi, hi. Um, um, um,

I'm Cory, I am Cory.

I'm the contest winner.

See? He's a regular kid

and he wants to be here!

Dava, it's a done deal, ok?
I'm going to public school.

Fine! Do you have any idea
what you're doing to my stomach?

Powdered milk!

What took you so long?

All actors on set!

Ok, I have a
surprise for everyone.

This week, we have
a special guest star.

He's amazingly talented...

Well, I wouldn't
say amazing, but...

Neither would I, sweetheart,
I ain't talking about you.

Oh, my bad, my bad.

Uh, you've seen him on all the
covers of the teen magazines.

Please welcome Justin banks.

Thank you.

Nice to meet you, ally.

Welcome to the show, Justin.

Oh, he is so fine.

Yes, he is. See who I
got you for your first kiss,

and how do you repay me?

By going to public school.

Look, my cousin Carly goes there
and she's gonna look out for me.

Well, fine, but I hope you
know what you're getting into.

I mean, it's hard enough
being the new kid,

but the new kid who
happens to be a celebrity...

Powdered milk!

Stomach bothering you?

It's for you.

Carly, I can't believe
I'm actually here!

You know, I just
want to take it all in.

What did I just take in?

Uh, that's the boys' bathroom.

I usually hold my breath

till I get to the lockers.

Yeah.

You know what? I have got
so much catching up to do.

I mean, what's
first? Join a club?

Run for class president?

I've always wanted
to be a cheerleader.

See?

♪ U-g-I-y ♪

♪ you ain't got no alibi ♪

♪ 'cause you ugly, yeah ♪

♪ you ugly ♪

Excuse me!

Oh, I'm sorry,
yeah... ♪ I'm sorry ♪

♪ I'm sorry... ♪

Wait, what are you doing here?

You're on TV.

It's Lindy.

Chrissy, chrissettes...

This is my cousin, ally.

She goes here now.

Really? Well, then,

welcome to the real world,

or as I call it, my world.

Oh! This is like
an episode we did.

You're the mean girl who
gives everybody a hard time,

but you really
have a heart of gold,

and we're gonna
become the best of friends.

I must have missed that one.

But, you know,

you're nothing like that
Lindy character on TV.

Thanks, dude.

I like her better.

Oh, no, she didn't.

Uh-huh. Ok, what are you doing?

You don't talk to
Chrissy Collins like that.

I'll just have my agent
send her a muffin basket.

Ah, no, no, no...

Ally Parker,
america's sweetheart,

it is an honor!

How are you? I'm
arvin, yes, I am.

Arvin barrington, your
biggest fan right here.

Ah. Yes. This picture goes right

on my new "I know ally" website.

Here's my card.

"Arvin barrington,

school activities commissioner."

Yes, and the current
activity I'm commissioning

is our school talent show.

Now, that's what
I'm talking about.

I mean, a real
school talent show.

You know, sign me up.

Well, you know... I
play the flugelhorn.

I bet you do.

Ally, this is gonna be huge,
and what better way is it

to let everyone
know that you're here

than to get up on stage
and be the star you are?

Whoa, dude, no star trips here.

I mean, I just want to be
a regular kid, you know?

Maybe I could pull the
curtains or something.

Ok, um, you know,

maybe you didn't hear me.

Um, I play the flugelhorn.

Oh, I heard you.

Ah, but...

Ally, look, did I
mention it's a fundraiser,

and if ally Parker
was in the show,

we could probably
raise enough money

to finally replace
those... those faulty

old air filters that just...

Ok, drop that act.
I'll do the show.

Great!

Back up, everyone, all right?

Superstar is about to audition.

Arvin, what did I tell you?

I don't want any
special treatment, ok?

Hit it!

♪ Move your body ♪

♪ move your body ♪

What is this?

You know, ally Parker's

gonna be the closing
act of our talent show.

What?!

I always close the show.

Ok, chill, dawg.

I didn't know it was your spot.

I mean, you can have it back.

I've got it.

You two could
both close the show

with a dance-off.

Now,that is gonna sell tickets.

I am a genius.

Thank you.

Arvin, forget it, ok?

I'm not gonna be in the show.

What's the matter,

america's sweetheart too
good to be with regular people?

Ok, this is ridiculous.

Whatever I say or do
around here is wrong.

Maybe that's 'cause
you don't belong here.

♪ ♪

Not helping, Carly.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Juggling George Washington,

w*r hero, father of our country,

entertainer.

And now,

Chrissy Collins!
Come on, Chrissy!

♪ Come on, come on,
everybody get down ♪

♪ come on, come on,
y'all, let's shift down ♪

♪ make it move,
now you're on a roll ♪

♪ shake it now with
your body and soul ♪

♪ can you feel the... ♪

♪ Busta move... ♪
and now,

show some love

for the beautiful
and talented...

Ally Parker! Come on, ally!

♪ We're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down... ♪

♪ Come on, come on,
y'all, let's shift down ♪

♪ come on, come on,
everybody, get down ♪

♪ make it move,
now you're on a roll ♪

♪ shake it now with
your body and soul ♪

♪ can you feel the free
flow from head to toe? ♪

♪ When you busta move,
can you feel the glow? ♪

♪ We're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on up,
we're gonna party on down ♪

♪ we're gonna party on down... ♪

For the website.

Now, that has gotta hurt.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Ok. Ok, stop!

Ok, I can't kiss
Justin banks like this.

At least the swelling
has gone down.

Yeah, but it still hurts.

When you kiss a boy,
your nose is touched, right?

Well...

When I do my love scenes, see...

How would I possibly know that?

Ok, what am I gonna do?

I got it!

Just stick your lips
out real, real far.

That way your noses never touch.

A little more. Oh, no.

A little more.

Little more!

Ha!

Now, that is where you live!

Yes.

Delivery!

Ok. Ahem... De... livery!

Deliveree!

You need to work
on your delivery.

Ooh, ooh, what'd you get?

Nothing. These are empty,

but I found them in
will Smith's garbage.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, I'll be in
touch this afternoon.

I'll have my people
call your people.

I love you. Ciao.

Your mom says hi.

Guys, guys, look, ok, please.

I need to get into...

Character.

Yes. Character?

Your character
holds a box. Ha ha ha!

We'll be watching
from the audience.

Never change. Love ya.

Only in Hollywood.

♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba better days ♪

♪ ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba better days ♪

♪ back in the fifties ♪

♪ things were
simple as could be ♪

♪ a crisis was a pimple... ♪

Welcome to the
taping of better days!

All right! Yes!

All right!

Now, now, now, now, now,

we're gonna start the
show in a couple minutes,

but once you hear the bell,

we have to stop
and get ready, ok?

But in the meantime,

if anybody in the
audience has any talent

and would like to come up here,

well, who knows?
This is Hollywood.

You might get discovered.

Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

Excuse me.

Hello! My name is Raven Baxter.

Nice to meet you guys.

Um, I'd like to
sing a little song

that my mom sang for me.

♪ There once was a farmer ♪

♪ that had a dog ♪

♪ and bingo was his name ♪

♪ ohh! Bingo was his name! ♪

♪ It was his name,
it was his name ♪

Hey, hey, thank you...
♪ It was his name ♪

♪ it was his name, ohh ♪

Ok, thank you,
thank you very much.

Rae, Rae. Rae,
Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae...

We gotta start the
show. Thank you!

Don't make me call security.

Give 'em a hand.
Give 'em a hand, guys.

Thank you very much. Better days
will come right back. Here we go!

I hope Ricky likes
my party dress.

If he doesn't, I just
might have to clobber him.

Oh, skip.

Gee willikers,
that must be Ricky!

Yes?

Come on, kid.

You got one stinkin' word.

I bet you want
to say "delivery"?

I'll just take this, then.

Delivery! Ooh!

Wow. If Ricky
doesn't get here soon,

I might flip my lid.

Don't do that.

You have a nifty lid.

Ricky?

Your brother let
me in the front door.

Wow, Lindy, you look ginchy!

Thanks, Ricky.
You look ginchy, too.

Can I... Give you
a good-night kiss?

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

A good-night kiss?

But, Ricky, we haven't
even gone to sock hop yet.

I know, but, golly, uh,

if I don't ask you
now, I'd flip my lid.

Really?

Delivery!

Cut!

Uh-uh, not you,
sweetheart. No. Back up.

I can do it! Out!

Out!

Ooh! Hey!

Action!

Really?

Cut! Cut!

What is the problem?

Nothing.

Is it my breath?

No!

Well, the scene is
not working and...

Ooh! I got it, I got it. Ok.

Let's make it a comedy moment.

Now, the first kiss is
usually kind of awkward,

so when Justin
leans in to kiss you,

you bang noses, ok?

What?! No! No...

Ok, ok, everybody,
places, places!

Action!

Really? Oh, no!

Cut!

You don't want to
kiss me, do you?

I really do.

Ok, ok, ok, ok,
now, what... what...

What is going on with you? What?

Ok. The truth is...

I hurt my nose in school

because I got all
competitive with this girl.

Is it broken?

No. It's just hurts a little,

and I can't kiss with it.

I'm sorry, everybody.

You are all getting
muffin baskets.

You see? You see? I knew it.

I knew this school
thing was a bad idea.

I should have sent you with
a bodyguard... 2 bodyguards!

So do you have to
cancel the episode?

Do you know how
much that would cost?

Probably my job, the
job that pays for my house

and my ex-husband!

Oh, no, oh, no,
oh, no, oh, no...

Calm down! Calm down!

Really? Ok, I can fix this.

Ohh? Absolutely.

Maybe.

Uhh?

I hope.

Ok. And... Action!

I'll get it.

Delivery.

Thank you.

Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!

Now, where were we?

Cut!

Terrific show, everybody! Ha ha!

Ohh... Great fix, cutie.

Aah! Ow!

Ooh, sorry about that.
I'll see you Monday. Ooh.

So, how was your first kiss?

Well, it beats the
flugelhorn, I'll tell you that.

Thanks for standing in for me.

Anytime. Wait till we tell
everyone at school tomorrow.

Uh, Carls, I'm not
going back to school.

Uh... why not?

Everybody was right.
I don't belong there.

So that's it?

You're giving up?

But I thought you
wanted to be a regular kid.

I do. I just didn't
know how hard it was.

Hey, suck it up.

What?

You don't know how it is.

Ally, everybody has
something to deal with.

They're too tall
or too short or...

Too quirky.

You just happen
to be... Too famous.

I just don't want to have
to face those kids again.

You don't have to do it alone.

Well... I guess your
"superstar" cousin

won't be showing her
face around here again.

You're back!

Yeah, thanks to you!

The nose, the nose, the nose!

Sorry. Sorry.

Hi, girls.

And the winner

for best supporting
actor in a comedy

with one word or less...

Cory Baxter, "delivery"!

Oh, thank you.

Mwah! Mwah!

Ok, um... Thank you.

You know, Cory, would
you, just one more time?

Why not?

De-livery!

Deliveree.

Delivery.

Wake up, Hollywood.

We gotta fold laundry.

Hey.

I could be a big star one day.

Well, until then... Delivery!