03x14 - Boyz in Commotion

[bunniefuu]

Ok, guys, listen up.

As you know, the world-famous
band boyz 'n motion

are coming down here
today to the chill grill.

Aah!

Anyway, uh, they're in
town doing a music video,

and their people called
and asked for a quiet dinner,

away from
autographs... Cameras...

Or screaming fans.

Aaahhh!

Aaahhh!

That one had a mind of its own.

Oh, my goodness.

Daddy, it's tré...
Jj... and Ricky.

How you doing?

I touched him.

Thank you for having them,

and thank you for having me.

Uh, sweetheart, you're
welcome, and... and thank you...

Thank you for
keeping it a secret.

Yeah, but I... I haven't.

Ray...

You've been bragging about
this at school, haven't you?

Bragging? Come on,
dad, I was just, you know,

talking to some of the
peeps about the situation.

They were lingering
on my every word,

but they did promise to
keep it on the downlow.

Boyz 'n motion!

Chelse, don't! Don't!

Get 'em!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Follow me.

Stop!

Come on! Come on!
Look out! Look out!

Get out! Get out!

How you doing?

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, ray!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Mom. Hey. Hey, mom,

can jj, tré, and
Ricky stay for dinner?

That's funny. Those are
the same names as...

ah! Ah! Aaahhh!

I know, mom! I know!

Boyz 'n motion.

Oh! Oh!

I love your song...

♪ we are the boyz ♪

♪ boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ na-na na-na na, devotion ♪

mom. Mom. Mom. I know. I know,

but we gotta take it down.
We gotta take it down.

But it's boyz 'n motion!

But we gotta be cool.

I'm sorry.

I'm Raven... no, I'm Tonya...

ahem... Baxter,

Raven's mother.

This is my son Corey.

Well, I'm Ricky. This is tré.

Whassup? And this is jj.

It's actually jjj,

but the third "j" is silent.

Well, it would be an honor

to have you stay for dinner.

Did something happen
at the restaurant?

Crazed fans, near riot.
Typical Wednesday.

Hmm. It's lucky Raven got
us out that storeroom window.

I know. We can't even
go back to our hotel.

Somebody found out we were
in town and spread it around.

Who would do such a thing?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, people, ok?

Let's not play the
blame game, all right?

Whoever did it probably had
a simple lapse in judgment.

Or a big mouth.

I said pipe down.

It must be tough to be famous.

You know as we said in our
smash hit, "fame can be a pain."

♪ Fame can be a pain ♪

And I feel your pain.
Come sit in my home.

Good, 'cause it's
crazy out there, ray.

Everybody wants a piece of us.

Check it out. I wipe my
face with a paper towel,

and the next day it was on the
Internet selling for major loot.

Really?

Mm-hmm. Is it good? Is it good?

Sure. I know it's good, huh?

You're done with
those chicken bones.

Ching.

Who's ready for thirds?

Ms. Baxter, we've
been on tour for years.

We haven't had a
home-cooked meal since...

Since our first smash hit,

bye, bye, bye home cookin'.

♪ Bye ♪ ♪ bye ♪ ♪ bye ♪

♪ home cookin' ♪

Man, I can't believe we
gotta go back to that hotel

with all those screaming fans.

Don't go. I mean, why?
Why should you go?

You know what?
Actually, I was thinking.

You guys should really just
step back from the crazy life.

Take a break.

You know, try to be...

Try to be normal for a while.

Oh, we... we don't
want to put you out.

Put us out? Please, ok?
We have plenty of room.

You would not be putting us out.

Mom, dad, please tell them that
they would not be putting us out.

Tell 'em!

Uh... it's no problem.

We'd love to have you.

Ok. We'll hang.

Oh, my goodness! Yes!

Thank you, guys.

And, Raven, if you
ever need anything,

anything at all, you name it...

'Cause the boyz got your back.

They got my back.

People, people, people.

Let me be the mob spokesman, ok?

Now, Raven, after you went
out the back door with the boyz,

where'd you go?

Oh, everybody... ha ha ha...

What happens between
me and the boyz...

Stays between me and the boyz.

Bianca feels that you
don't even know the boyz.

Bianca? Where's Alana?

Oh. I guess you haven't heard.

Alana was so bad, she
got sent to m*llitary school.

Yes!

No, we run with Bianca now.

She's so bad, she got
kicked out of m*llitary school.

Oh, snap.

Hey! Back up!

Hey, hey, hey-hey, b.

Ha ha ha. How you doing?

Um, before we get
off on the wrong foot...

Ahem! Too late.

I don't like you already.

Oh, oh, and, um, Bianca
also doesn't like your shoes.

What? She never said
anything about her shoes.

She was getting to it!
Got a problem with that?

No, I don't... I don't even
like the shoes, either.

What? Ahem!

Come on, Baxter.

The boyz would never
waste their time with you.

Yes, they would.
The boyz got my back.

Nuh-uh. Uh-huh.

Yeah, and I was partying
with Beyoncé last night.

Oh, my gosh. That is so cool.

Is she nice?

Chelse, she doesn't
know Beyoncé.

Ray, then why was she
partying with her? Duh?

Just admit it, Baxter.

You're lying.

Mm-hmm.

Nuh-uh. Uh-huh.

For your information, ok,
the boyz are my boyz, ok?

They will do anything for me.
They got my back, like I said.

Then make them sing at
the music festival tonight.

Done.

Well, you know what?
I'll believe it when I see it.

When Bianca sees
it, she'll believe it.

Can you get me an autograph?

Loca!

I better not catch you

in those shoes again.

Ray, this is so cool.

When the boyz show
up at that concert festival,

the whole school's
gonna love you.

I know.

We hate Raven! We hate Raven!

We hate Raven!

What... what, did
you just have a vision?

Yeah. Chelse,

do you know if there's anyone
else in this school named Raven?

Oh... you're up.

Great.

What time is it?



Ms. B, is it the dark


The sunny one, dear.

Righteous.

Yo, Ms. B, we really appreciate
you letting us chill here.

It feels great to
be in a real home.

With a real family.

Since we're keeping it real...

Let's keep it real clean.

Oh... oh, mother,
please, allow me.

Check this out, William.

Freshly sucked straw.

Man, this straw's got to be worth
some serious bucks on the Internet.

Tell me about it.

We just got $20 for tré's
gravy-stained napkin,

but according to my research,

we can get big money
for a lock of their hair.

Big money?

Really? Hmm.

Order for the boyz:


side of Turkey bacon, crisp;

and don't let them touch.

Why?

The boyz do not like
their foods to touch.

I'm gonna go back
to my restaurant.

All this cooking is k*lling me.

Mom, are the boyz still here?

They're in the living room
thinking of ways to work my nerves.

Good. 'Cause Bianca
was all at school,

and she was, like, "you
don't know the boyz."

And then I was, like, "uh-huh."

And then she
was, like, "nuh-uh."

And then I was, like, "uh-huh."
And then she was like...

Raven. Short version.

Basically, I promised
that the boyz

would perform at
the school tonight.

Nuh-uh.

Uh-huh.

And, mom, if they don't,

everybody's gonna hate me.

Ray, see, this is what happens
when you go around bragging.

But you know what?

We shouldn't even
be worrying about this

because the boyz said
that they got my back.

No? But I thought
you had my back.

Hey, if you had
asked us yesterday,

we would've said what
we say in our smash hit,

yes, in a heartbeat.

♪ Yes, in a heartbeat ♪

Ok, I just don't understand.

Why can't you
just sing one song?

Sorry.

The boyz have decided to
get out of show business.

Why would you do
something stupid like that?

You told us to.

No, I didn't, jj, ok?

I said stay for dinner.

You said we needed to take
a step back from this crazy life,

take a break, and
try to be normal.

Well... well, what
about your smash hit?

What about normal ain't cool?

♪ Normal ain't cool ♪

♪ normal ain't cool ♪

Hey, hey, hey.

That's not one of ours.

You just made that up.

Ok, ok. You got me.

But, um, I was
trying to make a point.

You can't quit.

Hey, we already did.

And thanks to you,
we've never been happier.

Can you give this
plate back to your mom?

The Turkey bacon's
touching the eggs.

Oh.

How'd it go?

They don't have
my back after all.

The food is touching.

♪ Bianca says, "run," you run ♪

♪ Bianca says,
"hide," you hide ♪

♪ Bianca says,
"stop," you stop ♪

♪ Bianca says, "go," you go ♪

♪ Bianca says, "jump,"
you say, "how high?" ♪

♪ How high? ♪

Thank you.

And big ups to m.C. Feldman.

Ok. Now, I know
you're all excited

about boyz 'n
motion visiting us.

But, as Bianca predicted,

the boyz are not here.

Now, I hate to mention names,

but Raven Baxter...
That's Raven Baxter.

Has let us all down.

She's not even
here to apologize.

Must be too
embarrassed. Hee hee hee!

Anyways, now, if you can all
just exit in an orderly fashion...

Get out!

No, everybody!
Stay where you are!

I hope you brought
the boyz with you.

Well, Bianca, let's just say
that in a couple of minutes,

everybody's about to see a
show that you will never forget.

Make some noise, people!

Man, Mr. Guillermo will
give you a whole new look.

He is the hottest
hairstylist in the world.

Ciao!

Look at him. There you go.

He's just a kid.

Man, a kid genius.
Boy, you better sit down.

Is this gonna take long?

Oh, no, no, no.

Voila!

You're done. That's it?

That's it.

Arrivederci.

It doesn't even look
like I got a haircut.

I told you he was a genius, man.

Righteous.

Yeah. Come on.

Thank you and
come again. All right.

Cha-ching!

Ms. B., check out
the new haircut.

Doesn't look like you got one.

That's the genius.

Right.

Ok, boyz. Dinner's ready.

Not now, Ms. B. We're full.

Yeah, yeah. We'll holler
at you when we're hungry.

Ah!

I'll holler at you now.

Look at the mess in here.

Ms. B., don't sweat it.

Just have the maid clean it up.

Hello? This is not a
hotel. I am the maid.

Well, you're not
doing such a hot job.

Ok, that's it.

I don't care how famous you are.

All right? You wanna
be like regular people?

Let me tell you something.

Regular people have manners.

They clean up after themselves.

Oh, and when they make a
promise to have somebody's back,

they follow through for them.

Hat in my house.

We want the boyz!
We want the boyz!

We want the boyz!

People! People!

Ok, well, I think we've
all waited long enough.

I'd like to thank the person
who got our hopes up...

And then crushed
them, Raven Baxter.

That's Raven Baxter.

Boo!

♪ Boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

I can't believe Baxter
got the boyz here.

There's the boyz!

♪ Boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ can you feel
the b*at inside? ♪

♪ Show me what
you're tryin' to hide ♪

♪ I can feel ♪

♪ the rhythm of your heart ♪

Something ain't right
about those boyz.

♪ Hey, hey, wanna
hear you shout ♪

♪ come on, everybody ♪

♪ try to make some
noise with the boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ motion ♪

♪ knick-knack, paddywhack ♪

Check it out. No boyz.

Just Baxter and her crew.

You made me faint for nothing?

Calm down!

Let's see you lie your way

out of this one, Baxter.

Ok, you know, yes, I
did impersonate the boyz.

But I really do know
them, you guys.

Yeah! Come on!

In Raven's defense, the
boyz would've been here.

It's just that Raven
convinced them

to quit show business forever.

Thank you, Chelsea.

Ok, um, listen, everybody.

I'm sorry, ok? It's
my fault for bragging...

And promising the boyz
would be here tonight

before I even asked them, so...

I hope you'll forgive me.

We hate Raven! We hate Raven!

We hate Raven! We hate Raven!

We hate Raven! We hate Raven!

We hate Raven! We hate Raven!

Ok! Ok! I'll take
that as a "no."

We hate Raven! We hate Raven!

At least your vision
came true, right?

I can see that, Chelse. Thanks.

It really is the boyz!

They came, everybody! They came!

You knew we got your back.

And I hope you
didn't mind that trick

we had our friend Raven
and her crew play on you.

Did you hear the word "friend"?

Did you hear the word "friend"?

That's right! We told you!

We about to set it off now,
as we said in our smash hit,

'cause we are
the boyz 'n motion!

♪ Boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ can you feel
the b*at inside? ♪

♪ Show me what
you're tryin' to hide ♪

♪ I can feel ♪

♪ the rhythm of your heart ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ hey, hey, what
it's all about ♪

♪ hey, hey, wanna
hear you shout ♪

♪ come on, everybody ♪

♪ try to make some
noise with the boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ can you feel
the b*at inside? ♪

♪ Show me what
you're tryin' to hide ♪

♪ I can feel ♪

♪ the rhythm of your heart ♪

♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪

♪ hey, hey, what
it's all about ♪

♪ hey, hey, wanna
hear you shout ♪

♪ come on, everybody ♪

♪ try to make some
noise with the boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

♪ boyz ♪

♪ we are the boyz 'n motion ♪

♪ we give you our devotion ♪

Every time I come in
here, he's counting money.

Ok, mister. Where did
it come from this time?

The Internet.

If the boyz touched
it, you can sell it.

Napkins, straws. Maybe
even a lock of hair.

Don't touch nothin'.

Corey, why didn't
you tell us about this?

I'm sorry.

Are you guys mad?

Yeah, mad we
didn't think of it first.

Hey, did you wash
the boyz' towels?

Not yet. Oh! And don't
forget about the pillowcases.

Hey, you didn't take out
the garbage yet, did you?

Oh, snap!

Cash.