01x19 - Mission: Space

[bunniefuu]

Oh, I love history class!

Someone is always leaving me a little
piece of gum stuck under my desk.

Adam, please tell me
you didn't.

[ Bubble pops ]

He did. He totally did.
Mm-hmm.

Oh. Guys, don't look now,

but here comes that guy
none of us like. Marcus.

All: M-dog!
Hey, hey!

What's up!

Wait. Hold the phone.

Hold the phone,

hold the freaky-deaky phone.

"M-dog"?
Yeah.

Bro's call each other
by nicknames.

Well, I'm your actual bro and you
don't call me by a nickname.

Actually, we do. We just choose
not to do it in your presence.

Mr. Tiny mclittlestein.

Hey, Marcus, what are you
up to this weekend?

My dad's out of town so I'll be
stuck home alone with my grandma.

Aha!

You said your grandma was dead.

The other grandma.

But thanks for reminding me.

Ooh.

I wish I could stay with
you guys for the weekend.

And I wish you weren't a spastic
sociopath with abandonment issues.

Leo, give it a rest.

Chase, none of us are safe
until the FBI responds

to my request for a background
check on this "m-dog."

Look, Marcus, I'm sure
you can stay with us.

I'll just check
with Mr. Davenport.

You call your dad
"Mr. Davenport"?

Uh, no. Pssh. No.

But you do,
and I wanted to make sure

you knew who I was
talking about.

Okay. Cool.
Thanks, guys.

[ Bell rings ]
Bree, watch out!

What just happened?
Did you just...?

I think I just moved
that ball with my mind.

I didn't know you could do that.
Neither did I.

Man, if you can do that with your mind,
I wonder what I can do with mine.

We've been wondering that
for years.

The world's first
bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?!

♪♪

Whoo-hoo!

[ All screaming ]

Chase, this is amazing.

You can move things
with your mind!

You're like
a really cool magician.

You know, if there was such a
thing as a really cool magician.

It doesn't make any sense.
It was probably just a fluke.

I mean, it's not like
everything around me

is gonna suddenly start
flying through the air.

Uh-oh.

I'm gonna go tell
Mr. Davenport about this.

What? No, wait!

If this is a glitch,

and Mr. Davenport
finds out about it,

he won't let me
go to school anymore.

Let me tap into his cybernet,
see if I can find out anything.

Okay...

Ooh.

Whoa.

Guys, this isn't a glitch.

I can move objects by manipulating
the energy around them.

I've unlocked a hidden bionic
ability called molecular kinesis.

Chase, I'm also gonna need you to unlock
your ability to use smaller words.

According to this,
we all have hidden abilities.

What?!
What are they?

I don't know, let me see.

Oh, no. It's shutting us out.

Mr. Davenport must have put
a security lock on it.

I'm sorry, guys,

I guess we'll just have to
discover them on our own.

Fine.
Ooh!

Maybe my new ability
is that I can speak Russian.

Testing, testing...

Is this Russian?

Keep lookin'.

Hey, Mr. Davenport.

Is it okay if Marcus
spends the weekend here?

His dad is away and he doesn't want to
spend it with his not-dead grandma.

No. Don't do it. Marcus is
an evil, two-faced liar.

And also... a sagittarius.

They're shifty.

I am a sagittarius.

I rest my case.
[ Doorbell rings ]

You know, guys, this is
really not a great weekend...

For visitors. I got a
lot of stuff... Marcus.

What a surprise.

We were just
talking about you.

Yeah, let me
catch you up to speed.

You're two-faced and no one likes you.
Goodbye.

I love this little guy.
He's so full of fire!

Mr. Davenport, my dad left
before my grandma got there

and I was all alone

and this is the only place
that I feel safe and...

Please don't make me leave!

Yeah, okay, okay.
Okay, all right.

You can stay.

[ Beeping ]
Oh.

What is that?
Uh, that?

That means it's, uh...
It's happy time.

How about you stay here
and be happy,

and we'll be happy over there.

Guys, that is the mission alarm.

We have to get down
to the lab immediately.

Leo, distract Marcus.
What?!

No... no. No.

Uh, Marcus.
We'll be right back.

We gotta go...
Pick up a pizza.

All of you?
It's an... extra-large.

Okay.

So they're busy,
I hate you, and you hate me.

So why don't we
k*ll some time

and brush up on
the latest issue of...

Ladies life monthly.

[ Alarm blaring ] There's a
crisis at my space station.

You have a space station?
Yeah.

I'm building the world's
first intergalactic

tourist destination.

Key words: "First"
and "tourist." Ka-ching!

Watch the earth rise
from your hotel room

as you enjoy
all the comfort of home,

like oxygen and gravity.

Man, I have always
wanted to go to space.

Yeah, well, you're
about to get your wish.

A meteor shower
struck the station,

and an asteroid
breached the hull.

It's gassing out.
If we don't do something quick,

it's gonna re-enter the earth's
atmosphere and disintegrate

with all my crew members
onboard.

Oh! Our first rescue mission...
In space!

Wait. From now on, I'm gonna
need you all to refer to me

by my code name "space cadet."

Got news for you, buddy.

We've been calling you
by your code name for years.

Okay, you guys don't have
much training for space,

but people's lives
are in danger,

so I will talk you
through it.

Chase, as usual,
you are our mission leader.

Now, your mission suits are not
equipped for zero gravity,

so there are three space suits
in the shuttle.

Lift-off is in ten minutes.
What about Marcus?

I don't know. I guess I'm gonna have
to call his not-dead grandmother.

Chase, if you're gonna
lead this mission,

you have to tell Davenport
about your molecular kinesis.

If you can't control it,
you're putting us all at risk.

Don't worry, okay? I already
talked to him about it,

and he deactivated it.

So I'm good to be your
mission leader... as always.

[Mocking]
"I'm your mission leader."

Why don't you just
put it on a t-shirt

so everyone knows
when you walk into a room?

I did.

Fine. When the martians show up,
you're gettin' probed first.

Okay. So, when you are on
a romantic candlelight dinner,

[do you prefer dessert to be
a] A relaxing foot rub,

A night away from the kids,
or c] Chocolate mousse?

[How about d] Finding clever
new ways to ruin your life?

Hey, Marcus. Excuse me, I have
to borrow Leo for a second.

Something went horribly wrong
with the pizza. Excuse me.

How's it going?
Oh, fine.

I'm distracting him with
my mom's lady magazines.

Turns out the chicas actually
prefer a man with insecurities.

Who knew?

Look, this mission
is very complicated.

I had to send Adam, Bree
and chase into space.

They're in space?!

And I'm stuck here
making small talk

with a narcissistic
commitment-phobe

who nine out of ten women wouldn't
take home to meet their mother?

I expect combat pay
for this.

Where'd he go? He's probably
up on the second floor

dangling my hamster
out of the window.

Just find him
and get him out of here.

Ahem!

Fine. Combat pay.

Thank you.
But just so we're clear,

this does not include
my gas, mileage, meals...

Just go!!!

Hey, Mr. Davenport!
Hey, Marcus.

Marcus!!!

I couldn't find Marcus any...
Oh, boy.

What is this place?

What are these?

Uh, those...
Those are...

Leo, tell him
what those are.

Oh. Um, they are...

Washing machines.
Yes!

These are my new high-tech
industrial washing machines.

Each load costs


Okay, back upstairs,
you little weirdo.

But I want to watch you work.

No!
No!

Um, actually,
you know what,

maybe some other time.

But Leo, I will be back
before the rinse cycle

has enough space to land.

Got it. Okay.

Until you're back,
I will make it my mission

to control the rinse cycle.

But I think the rinse cycle
might need more...

Of a payload.

Greetings, space people!

We come in peace
from a planet called earth.

Adam, they're from earth too.
No, no.

That's what they
want you to think.

But you see her
over there?

She's about to
pull her head off

and become queen of
the alien squid people.

Wait for it,
wait for it...

Wait for it...

Hello, everyone.
Sorry we're late.

The milky way is a bear
this time of night.

All right, people,
you're safe now,

so single file to
the back of the shuttle.

Oh, and your in-flight movie is me
talking about my boy problems. Whoo!

Wait for it...

Uh-uh-uh-uh. Okay.

I'm only gonna have time
to come to a rolling stop,

so when we get to your house,

aim for grass.

M-Mr. Davenport,

I'm sorry it I did
anything wrong,

it's just you've no idea
how much I look up to you.

My dream is to someday
follow in your footsteps

and maybe, just maybe,
get a sliver of your success.

Aiming kind of high,
aren't you there, kid?

Tell you what. You come
over some other time,

and I will enlighten you with a
little lesson in davenportology.

Cool! And maybe I could share
some of my own theories with you.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this
is gonna be all about me.

There isn't much time.

The hull breach is compromising the
structural integrity of the station.

And there's an asteroid shower
heading our way!

Okay, I've got the tool we need
to fix the hull.

Adam, be careful with that.
It's not a toy.

Not unless you give it
its own voice.

[Falsetto] Hey, look at me!
I'm a toy!

Okay, we have to
contact Mr. Davenport

so he can guide us
through this.

Earth here.
Commander dooley speaking.

Leo?! Where is
Mr. Davenport?

He had to take Marcus home. But
he should have been back by now.

Oh, also, before I forget,

I'm gonna need you to bring
me back a lot of souvenirs.

A space helmet, space rocks,

space soap, a space towel,

those tiny little
space shampoos...

Shampoos, not conditioners...

How is Adam supposed
to go out into space

and fix the breached hull

if we don't have Mr. Davenport
here to tell him how to do it!

[ Clatter ]

Chase...

Did your deactivated
molecular kinesis

just destroy the tool we need
to fix the damaged hull?

No.

You lied to us!

You never even told Davenport
about it, did you?

If I had told him about it, he never
would have let me come into space.

Wait. So our mission leader
just messed up the mission.

Whoo-hoo! For once
it wasn't me!

We have to talk to Mr. Davenport.
He'll know what to do.

Space chocolate,
space Taffy,

a martian...

Moon cheese, space pizza...

Well, Davenport's not there,

but at least we know what
Leo wants from the gift shop!

What are we gonna do?!

Wait. What if I use
my heat vision

to seal the pieces
of the hull back together?

Adam! That's a great idea!

Chase,
hand over your t-shirt.

Unh-unh.

Let's just go.
Come on. Go.

Okay, the visor is designed
to let your heat vision through.

So whatever you do,

don't open it
or your face will explode.

Adam, I'm connecting
this tether to you.

[ Laughing ] It'll keep you
connected to the station

so you don't drift off.
That's a funny word: "Tether."

Tether. Tether. Te-te...
T-t-t-t-tether.

Tetherrrrrr.

Tether. T-t-t-t-t...

Tether. Tether. Tether.

Adam: Tether.

Tether tether
tether tether tether.

Tether. Tether tether tether.

Adam, just find the panel.

Oh, I see it!

I did it. I did it!

[ Sizzling ]
Uh-oh.

Adam, what's wrong?

Oh, no. His heat vision
severed the tether.

He's drifting out
into space!

Uh, Bree, we have
another problem.

Adam! Behind you!

[ Adam screaming ]

Just use your super-strength
to punch it apart!

Ow!!!

What are you doing?

I gotta go save him.
There's another tether.

Help me put this on. I can float
out to him and pull him in.

All right.

Look, just be safe
out there, okay?

[ Door closing ]

Adam, hold on.
I'm coming!

Hold on to what?

I can't reach!
The tether's too short!

Did you bring a stick?

It's not going to work!
I'm drifting away!

Wait! Maybe I could use
my molecular kinesis

to bring him closer to you!

Chase, you can't control it.

What if we go flying off
into space?

Already doing it.
I say go for it.

Come on!

It's not working.

Maybe it doesn't work on people.

Try harder!
It's our last hope!

A little more...

A little more...

Stretch!

I got him!

Yes!

Who's the molecular
kinesis master!

Chase!
Chase!

On my way home I discovered
what that little red light

on my dashboard
of my hydrogen car means.

It means "you're out of hydrogen
and you're walking home."

How's the mission going?

Guys? Guys? What's the status
of the space station?

Are you there?

Yup, right here.

Oh. Hello.

Where have you been?

You totally
abandoned us!

And the entire mission!

Adam floated out into space

and almost became
the world's dumbest satellite.

And he would have if I hadn't have
stumbled across my molecular kinesis.

Oh... also I stumbled upon
my molecular kinesis.

How did you
find out about that?

I think the more
important question is

how could you not
have told me sooner?

Uh, Mr. Davenport,
what other abilities do I have?

Because I vote for the ability
to look into the future

and see myself far, far away

from all of... this.

Yes, it's... it's true, you all have
abilities you don't know about.

But I can't tell you what they
are or when they'll appear.

Why not?

Because I don't know what they
all are or when they'll appear.

What do you mean
you don't know?

Look, there are certain things
I can't tell you right now,

but it's for your own good.

Strange things
will continue to happen,

and I promise eventually I will give
you the answers you're looking for.

But for now,
you just have to trust me.

But Mr. Davenport... please,
I need you to trust me.

And you have to be careful
who you allow into your lives.

We had a close call today.
Marcus found the lab.

What?
Hmm...

Who would have guessed
that Marcus coming here

would lead to bad things?

I'll tell you.
It's Mr. Tiny mclittlestein!

Right here!

We're just lucky
I came down when I did,

or he could have discovered
all of our secrets.

Everything went
exactly as planned.

Davenport's lab was right
where you said it would be,

and the microscopic spycam
is up and running.

We've got them
right where we want 'em.

Thank you all for coming.

I have a very important
announcement to make.

I have discovered
my hidden ability!

What? What is it?

Check it out.
[ Clears throat ]

[ Belching loudly ]

Super-burps!

Okay, is this
really happening?

All right, super-burps it is.

And how do you plan on using
this amazing new ability?

Watch and I'll show you.

Hey, guys,
what's up?

[ Belches ]

That is not bad. Yeah, you
might have something there.

♪♪