02x20 - Numb and Numb-er

[bunniefuu]

Whew!

Whoa!

What'd you just erase?

Nothing. I was just
cleaning the calendar.

You just cleaned off

your dentist
appointment for today.

I don't have a
dentist appointment.

Do you see it on the calendar?

That's because
you just erased it.

Please don't remind dad!

Please, Cory!

I've got better things to do

than worry about your schedule.

Hmm-hmm!

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, dad.

Cory has a dentist
appointment today.

Really? There's
nothing on the calendar.

Wait a minute. There's
nothing on the calendar!

How am I supposed to know

when your mom gets
back from grandma's?

Oh, oh, that's Cory's fault.

He erased everything,
so you would forget

that he had a dentist
appointment today.

You know what, dad?

I'm not going to
be able to go today.

You're sh**ting that
commercial at the chill grill,

and I promised
to be there for you.

And you will, as
soon as you get back

from the dentist appointment.

Can I go when mom's
back from grandma's?

That would be nice, but I
don't know when your mom's

getting back from grandma's,
'cause you erased it.

Smooth move!

Look, Cory, don't you
think you're old enough

not to have your
mother come down

and hold your
hand at the dentist?

No.

Come on, son, there's
nothing to be afraid of.

Yeah, except for...

Stop! You're freaking me out!

Come on, Cory.
Stop freaking out.

You haven't even
had a cavity before.

And besides,

us baxters have excellent teeth.

I don't care.

I just hate going
to the dentist.

Good luck dragging
him down there today.

Um... you know, Rae, I
got a few stops to make

for this commercial sh**t,

so I was going to
ask you to drag him.

Me?!

Please?

Fine.

Thanks, Rae. And look...

You know he's a little nervous

about going to the dentist,

so please take it easy on him.

And no...

Cory, Rae's taking
you to the dentist.

Someone's got
their first cavity.

You're taking me to the dentist?

Yes.

And don't worry, little bro.

Everything's going to be okay.

You're being nice.

Dad!

She's freaking me out again!

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

♪ That's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Cory, come on.

There is nothing
to be afraid of.

Come on.

It's a t*rture chamber!

Come on, Cory.
Now, just stop it.

You know Dr. Horn.

He's a great dentist,
and he loves kids.

Now, relax, and
I'll sign you in.

Look what they did to you!

All right, Cory, you're ne...

Cory!

Cory, stop it!

Sit, Cory, sit!

I'm so sorry.

He's usually very
obedient. Stay!

I'm not going in there.

You can't make me.
You can't make me!

Cory?

Now, I hate to bust your bubble,

but that is about the
worst hiding place

that you could find.

I know.

It's the only one I've got.

Hey, Mr. B., why didn't you hire

actors and a professional crew

to do your commercial?

Because those
guys are expensive,

and you will work
for French fries.

That's right.

You know, if they weren't
so crispy and delicious,

I'd be out of here.

You know, to be honest with you,

I only rented this equipment
for a couple of hours,

so I need you guys to be
back on the set in five minutes.

Costumes are in the Kitchen.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, you didn't say

anything about costumes. Mm-mm.

No costumes, no French fries.

Man!

Mm-mm!

Why you got to be so stingy?

What exactly are we
supposed to be, Mr. B.?

Eddie, you're an ice cube.

That's the "chill."

And Chelsea, you're the "grill."

And together, the two of you

are "the chill grill."

Yeah, well, Mr. B.,
I don't eat meat.

And I don't really
wear it either.

Mr. B., I'm not
really feeling this.

Oh, come on, guys.
Don't be so negative.

Look, let's just
do one rehearsal,

and then it'll all make sense.

Okay?

And... action!

Uh... "If you like chillin'...

"and you like grillin'...

"then come to the chill grill,

"where you chill...
while we grill"?!

What?!

This is lame.

Oh, come on, guys!

Don't you get it?

It's a play on
words... "chill/grill."

Actually, you're
just kind of saying

"chill" and "grill" a lot.

It's not really that playful.

Man, you should really
fire the guy that wrote this.

I am the guy that wrote this.

Oh! Okay, well,
you are so fired.

Like you can come up
with something better?

Well, give me a second.

Huh. Oh! I got it!

I got it. Ah!

Cory, will you please get
from underneath that table?

You are setting a bad example
for all the other children.

Cory Baxter... all aboard!

Ooh!

Looks like we have some
unhappy passengers.

Sorry, Dr. Horn.

I think Cory's train
got stuck in a tunnel.

Cory?

I need to check your teeth,
to make sure they're healthy.

No, you don't.

We baxters have excellent teeth.

Oh, Cory...

The station's on a
very tight schedule.

Which means you
need to get your caboose

from underneath that table.

Come on, be a good
little engine, Cory.

Say it with me:

I think I can, I think I can...

I don't think I can,
I don't think I can.

I think you'd better.

Okay, okay!

There you go. Come on, Cory.

Next stop, examination station!

See? There's
nothing to be afraid of.

Cory, relax. They're just
doing some work on the street.

This is the worst case of dental
phobia I've seen in a long time.

Really? What do you do?

Well, it usually helps

if the patient can see
someone else being examined.

Really? Yeah,
someone close to them.

Interesting.

Mm-hmm. Often, a blood relative.

Hmm! Do tell.

A sister.

I see.

Named Raven.

You lost me...

Get in the chair, Raven.

Oh! Come on!

Show Cory this is no big deal.

Right.

See, Cory? It's like a ride.

Whee...

Okay, now, Cory,

I'm going to tap Raven's
teeth with this little tool.

Won't hurt a bit.

Not at all, 'cause it's
just a teeth-tapping tool.

That's right.

Open wide.

Good... Good... Good... Ow!

Was that a little sensitive?

Just a little.

Oh.

But it's still fun.
See, Cory? Whee...

Whee...

Someone's got
their first cavity.

Me?! No, wait.

It was supposed to be Cory.

I'll double check.

Ow!

Nope, it's you.

All right.

Cory, do you mind
if I take Raven first?

No. Go nuts.

I'll be right back.

I need to get a
bigger drill bit.

Right!

Bigger drill bit.

Because the bigger,
the better, doctor.

What are you doing?
Dr. Horn can't get back in.

Exactly. Nobody's going
to be drilling my grill...

Okay, we got to figure
out a way to get out of here.

I thought you said
there was nothing

to be afraid of.

Oh, yeah, that's when
he was going to be

drilling on your teeth.

What do you mean
drilling my teeth?

Listen, um, I had a vision

that someone was
going to get a cavity.

And I thought it was you.

Why didn't you tell me?

'Cause I didn't want you to
go crazy and freak out on me.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Like lock the dentist
out of his office.

Hey, I'll admit it.

When it comes to the dentist,

I'm just a big a
wimp as you are.

Bigger. Okay, bigger.

Now will you please be quiet

and let me figure out a
way to get us out of here?

Nurse, prepare the
novocain needle for Raven.

That cavity of hers is a doozy.

A doozy.

Cory... I got a doozy.

Who locked this door?

Raven, Cory.

Toot, toot!

The conductor needs
to check your ticket.

We got to get up off this track.

Out that way. Where does it go?

I don't care as
long as it's not here.

Who are you?

Hey, how you doing?

How am I doing?

I've been sitting in
this chair for 20 minutes

with my mouth open.

How do you think I'm doing?

Well, maybe you
should try closing it.

Does Dr. Horn know you're here?

Dr. Horn! Shh...!

Shh...!

Shh... Jessie, shh.

Girl, please.

Now, um... listen,

all right, Dr. Horn was busy

so he sent us.

You two are dentists?

Yes, we are.

In fact, I am
Dr. Thinkingfast...

How you doing?

And this is my
associate, Dr. Do-as-i-say.

Do as I say.

He's a dentist?

He's just a kid.

Exactly, Jessie.

And if you work hard in school

and brush and floss
your teeth every day,

you could be one, too.

Can I get my checkup, please?

I've got a soccer game.

Okay, okay.

Let's see what we got here.

Now don't be scared,
don't be scared.

I'm not scared.

Only babies are
afraid of the dentist.

Who you calling a baby?

Yeah, 'cause I'm a big boy.

I mean, I'm a dentist.

A big dentist.

Okay. Just... just ignore him.

Let's start, let's start.

Are you ready? Okay, open wide.

Open wide, let's see.

Ow! Ow!

Ow, let me look
first, doctor. Let me...

Let's see...

Oh, nasty.

Checkup's over.

I want Dr. Horn.

Dr. Ho...! Shh!

Shh...!

Didn't we talk about
this before, Jessie?

Dr. Horn is busy.

That was just the
first part of the exam.

Listen, the next part

is where, um, you know,
we have to look at your teeth,

examine and, you know,
start... Doing stuff to them.

Shouldn't you be wearing gloves?

Yes. We should.

Thank you very much
for reminding me.

Oh, yeah, gloves.

Gloves are very important.

See, you will become
a dentist as well.

Very good.

You've been here
before, haven't you?

Calling Dr. Focus!

All right, let's see
what we got here.

Let's get started. Let's see.

Ooh, that's the air.

I can use that for later.

And that's the water.

Okay.

Oh, I know what this is.

That's the thing that kind
of sucks the water off of you.

Doctor, help me get it off.

Turn it down or something.

Oh!

Help me!

Can't get it...

Ow!

What is that?

Novocain.

That was supposed to
make my mouth numb.

Uh, Dr. Thinkingfast,
are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm cool,

I'm cool, I just can't...
Can't feel my leg.

But everything is under control.

What kind of dentist
pokes herself with a needle?

Listen... Jessie, okay, I...

Graduated top of my
class at teeth fixing school.

Thank you very much.

Okay, now since we all agree

that Mr. B's commercial
stunk on ice...

Not all of us.

Well, two out of three.

Okay, here's the
concept, you guys.

It's a soap opera
that takes place

right here in the chill grill

and it starts with a
beautiful woman in red.

Oh... It is so good
to be back at...

The chill grill.

After losing my memory and
marrying my eighth husband...

Or was it my ninth?

And now today's episode of...

As the chill grills.

Fiona.

Biff... My tennis instructor.

Or are you Brad, my son?

I'm your evil half
brother, blaize.

Let's sit, catch up and enjoy

some of the marvelous
food that they serve here at...

The chill grill.

Yes, let's.

I may have forgotten
a lot of things,

but not how delicious and
wonderful the food is here at...

The chill grill.

It's a shame our half
father was lost at sea.

He used to love the
Patty melts here at...

The chill grill.

I still do.

Half father!

Half children.

You're not lost at sea?

Half father, how
did you survive?

Well, half children, the
only thing that kept me alive

was the thought of returning
for the delicious Patty melts

and the $1.99 side salads at...

The chill grill.

Wait a minute.

Our real half father
hated side salads!

That's right!

He always ordered onion rings.

You, sir, are an impostor!

So, what do you guys think?

Oh, but before you
answer, you should know

that when faced with
rejection, I go to my sad place.

Well, start packing
and take this with you.

What?

Come on, at least it was
better than "chillin' and grillin'."

What do you mean?

Yours was ten times
worse than my idea. What?

No, it wasn't.

Eddie, whose idea was worse?

Well, if it'd make
you feel any better,

both of y'all stank the same.

Okay, Mr. Big sh*t.

It's your turn, let's
see what you got.

Okay, brother, well, I'm gonna
need ten dancers, a smoke machine

and a limo with a hot tub.

You got me, Chelsea
and a heat lamp.

I can make it work.

Your hair looks so cute.

What does it have
to do with my teeth?

Well, if your hair looks cute,

no one will care about
your nasty little teeth.

Uh, Dr. Thinkingfast,
I think it's time for us

to meet Dr.-let's-
get-out-of-here.

Oh, okay, thank you, doctor.

Listen, you're all finished.

And we'll see you in six months.

Is your leg still numb?

No, I think it's o... oh!

Doctor, help me up!

I thought you said I
was "Dr. Do-as-i-say"?

Then do as I say and help me up!

Hey, wait a minute.

I love my hair.

Where do I get this gel?

It's toothpaste. Run!

Move, move, move.

Hold it, you two!

Oh. Snap.

Raven... Yeah?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Who's afraid?

Raven, I know you came
here to calm Cory down

and to set a good example.

You can still do that.

All done.

Now was that so bad?

I didn't feel a thing.

Most people don't feel a thing.

There was nothing
to be afraid of.

Of course there's
nothing to be afraid of.

Most people don't
realize the fear

is worse than the
actual treatment.

You can go ahead
and rinse, Raven.

My bad.

Actually, it's my bad.

I forgot to tell you the
numbness in your mouth

will wear off in a few hours.

And the leg.

Whoops.

There you go, Raven.

You ready?

If Raven can do
it, then so can I.

Okay.

There you go.

Open wide.

That a boy.

What?

Rae, the dentist said to
brush after every meal,

not every bite.

I just want to make sure

that when I go in
for my next checkup,

I don't have any cavities.

Like me, dad.

Okay, I finished editing my
version of the commercial.

Now it was a little bit long,

so I had to cut it down, y'all.

But don't worry,

I left in all the good stuff.

I know what you
all are wondering.

You're wondering "where
does Eddie t. Go out to eat?"

Eddie t. Goes to his
favorite restaurant

where the chef is a
personal friend of mine.

What's up with you, partner?

Here I come, here I come.

Where'd I go? Where'd I go?

And the waitresses
here are amazing.

Here's my big song.

Here's my big song.

Mm.

And the food is delicious.

Well, I guess you cut out my
big dance number then, too.

This is the place to be.

So what do you all
think? Y'all digging it?

Eddie, we weren't even in it.

Yeah, you didn't even
mention the restaurant.

It was all about you. Yeah.

Well, what do you
expect when you pay

with French fries?

Hey, people, why are we fighting

when we could be flossing?