11x06 - Love Me Tender

[bunniefuu]

Tina's a luxury
property manager.

So it's pescetary,
no meat at all.

It doesn't look like Tina
likes anything at all.

Hmm.
Whoops.

Eileen, do you have enough
to drink?

Not being able to
talk to my daughter

putting me in a difficult way.

If your head's not in the game,

you need to really work out
if you can do this job.

[alarm sounds]

Oh.

The laundry's not flipped.

[sighs]

Guests shouldn't
see that there.

Kyle, if you're free, can you
please come to the flybridge?

Morning.

- You like it?
- What is this?

That is so elegant.

So it's all about
attention to detail.

Yeah.

This drain was
sitting right here.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Guests you shouldn't
see that there.

Yeah.
Sorry, cap.

Can you imagine if
we decorate a table?

All my napkins would
be folded into dicks.

Yeah, same.

That's my drink.

It's her alarm clock.

[laughing]

What are your specials today?

So I'm thinking we can call
them the Tina French toast.

Tina toast.

Well, you've got to
do it then, Sonny Jim.

I love it.

Anybody see Tina and Rich yet?

- Mm-mm.
- No.

I think they're dead.

I haven't seen Tina since like
nine o'clock last night.

Picking up the pieces.

I'm sending two deck crew
to do the setup with you.

Yeah.

Second trip is going
to be guests and Xan.

- Third trip with Chef.
- Yeah.

We're going to do our
games then, before lunch.

Guests would like to compete in
a friendly game of volleyball,

Iowa versus Illinois.

All right.
Very good.

I think we've got it, man.

I mean, honestly, who woke up
with like, where am I?

Ah!

Copy.

Whatever. You can't be good
at your job and look good.

It's just too much to ask for.

How was old Eileen?

She fell off the jacuzzi.

- [gasps]
- Did she?

Uh-oh!

Yeah, she's a
liability, that chick.

Jared, Jared, come
to the bridge please.

Sorry for any bad behavior.

Oh, my gosh,
what bad behavior?

Okay.

- Hey, Cap.
- Hey, mate.

That lady that was
particularly a problem,

which I found out she,

like, fell off of
the jacuzzi last night.

- Is that Eileen?
- Yeah.

Okay.

- Um, she's a liability.
- Yeah.

I'm going to go get
my bathing suit on.

If they want to have
a drink, that's fine, but

- they're not getting on the ski.
- Yeah.

If something goes wrong,
then we're the assholes.

- Yep.
- And then if we try to stop it,

we're the assholes,

I once had to tie a guest up.

This guest was not
in his sound mind.

He's, like, getting
out walking around

and, like, grabbing sh-- and
putting his hands in his pocket.

So I, um, got a
roll of duct tape.

Had to hog tie him on his bed.

But we're assh*le's regardless.
I'd rather be a safe assh*le.

- Yeah.
- Than an unsafe assh*le.

Yeah. Cool.

I'm going to load you up, buttercup.

Beach picnic.

Toys, toys, toys.

Where are you at today?
Laundry?

No, I'm, like,
just everywhere.

That's my position.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

So I want to talk to
Barbie when she's free

about what she's aware of.

Okay. Cool.
I had not heard that.

Yeah.
When is she back on?

No, we haven't been
in this room yet. Right?

[laughing]

Hear that, chef?

- Breakfast?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Let's plate.

Hey, what's happening, Captain?

Man.

I'd like to have two-deck
crew on board during the time

of setup and
the guests being here.

- Yeah.
- I'm just going.

And I can run the boat, too.

And then I can ferry
guests down there.

- Okay.
- No worries.

- Okay.
- Does it help?

Yeah.
Absolutely it does.

Good morning.
Good timing.

I was just explaining what
we have at the table, Tina.

We have the Tina toast,
fruit platter, some pancakes.

Perfect.

Great.

Gosh. The energy is,
like, soul-sucking.

- G'day.
- Good morning, sir.

Had you an exciting
night last night?

Ugh...
It was not good.

- Yeah.
- These people.

No.

When you get a chance,
get with me.

- I want to have an update.
- Sure.

- Yeah.
- Yes, sir.

Fraser, Fraser, Ben,
we're just standing by.

We are ready to
go when you are.

Stand by.

You told me you played
volleyball In college?

- Yeah.
- Are you making that up?

Mike, is that true?

Eileen's had a lot of champagne.

It doesn't
matter where she played.

How do you feel about
driving this ski boat

by yourself at some point?

Sure. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

When this charter's over,
could you give her

some lessons on the ski boat?

- Yeah.
- How to come in.

- Momentum.
- And practice.

I really enjoy giving
the crew opportunity

to learn and to grow.

- RTG, ready to go?
- Yeah.

Yeah, sir.

Sunny's one of those crew
that you tell her once,

and she listens.

So, if I can
incrementally encourage her

to move forwards,
I'm going to do that.

Miss you guys, already.

- Bye.
- Bye, boys.

Let's go, bro.
Let's do it.

Ow.

Really painful.

Why are these all oily?

All right, guys.
Everything's off the boat.

- You all good?
- Yeah.

Thank you so much, Cap.

Let's go up to
the frigging deck. Let's go.

The guests are there.

If you want to jump on service,
but double check all the cabins.

Yeah.

Because I haven't been able
to get in the master at all.

Don't worry about it.

Just keep on continuing
flipping laundry.

- She knows how.
- She knows how to do it.

Cat, you're going to be
in charge of the laundry

because I've never
been in there.

But I'll help you
with all of it, too.

Does Barbie even
do her own laundry?

That's what I'm questioning.

I don't know. I'm just not
like the laundry girl.

I also took a laundry course.

But I don't think I
learned much from that course.

It's kind of idiot-proof.

I mean, like,
men do laundry, don't they?

So...

I'm going to start laundry

because no one's been
in there today.

- Thanks.
- Thank you.

The night workload is so much.

Yeah, it is.

- Like, the night...
- Let's see.



How are you?

Here for the goss.

- How's your day?
- Amazing.

Did you go surf around today?

No. I think I might
when they disappear.

I just want to let you know I
put your bathing suits

- in the wash right now.
- Okay.

If your girls get a chance,

you should come and
learn how to use it.

I longboard at home, and,
like, I'm missing that.

How about when I get back,
get ready,

and then I'll teach you
how to use it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I'm seeing Cat
is not fitting in.

She seems quite sensitive,
and she seems like

there's something going
on with her.

Cat, I think she may
be going through things.

She's been fragile since
the beginning of the season.

Tears most days.

When I'm having a tough day...

Get yourself in a place
that you can get ready in.

- Okay.
- Let's do it.

Okay.

And I want to give her
an opportunity to actually

get away from the boat,

balance or center herself,
get back up to full capacity.

- You good with that?
- Absolutely.

Yeah?

She really needs
that salt water.

We'll get you in next.

I can't. It's going to
ruin my hair and makeup.

Oh, well, you can redo it.

That would be so
refreshing for you.

Yes.

We have so much to do.

It's kind of like, [bleep] me.

I guess I'll take a break

whenever you jump on the thing,

and then I guess let's just
keep working until you jump on.

But Cat's therapy
is salt water.

This is just one of
these moments where

I have to be
the bigger person.

You know, like,
go live your best life.

I'll just be here.

- I'm excited for you.
- I'm so excited.

[sighs]

Coming up...

Chef needs far more respect
than any of us are giving him.

Next charter...

What do you think
I'm doing already?

I did two hours past
when I'm supposed to be here.

Congratulations.

Jared seems a
little bit aggressive.

It's a red flag.

Whatever.

[barking]

Oh, those are cute.

- Hi, Chicago.
- Hey, hey.

Oh, Sunny!

I'm so sorry.

Lookie, you actually do work.

- You do work.
- Sometimes.

Okay.

Don't ask the
crew about that.

We're going to miss you.

Never come back.

I'm going to change.

You're going to get some
water time today, girl.

I'll be fine.

Whoa, that's heavy.

- See you, boss.
- See you.

Such an awkward-looking
thing as well.

You're like two broken camels.

You good?

Thank you, sir.

Guys, guests are here.
Let's go.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Welcome.
We've got Beach Volleyball.

- You're on my team, right?
- Of course I am.

Yeah.

Thanks, mate.

So obviously, our teams
are in green and gray.

And that's how
it's going to stay.

Yeah, so it's crop top Iowa
versus...

- Green and Chicago.
- They're Irish, you know.

Oh, oh, Ohio,

I, I, Iowa.

Maybe you don't need to sing.

I do want to ask you,
though, about the hot tub.

So I didn't actually see.

She didn't look injured.

She was very, very,
very wobbly.

I had to escort her
all the way to her room.

I know that I need
to cut her off,

and I don't know how
to gauge that.

Give her a drink with
very little alcohol in it.

- That would be an idea.
- Okay.

But if it's in a place you're
uncomfortable, just come get me.

- Yeah.
- All right, cool.

But today, they're a lot better.

Yes, so far.

What, like this?

Pepper, no.
Bump, set, spike.

Pepper.

You guys are taking this
way too serious.

- That's it.
- See what I told you?

I'm pretty good at this game.

Eileen, do you need a drink?

Okay.

Do you want to put
your referee t-shirt on?

You can ref.

Okay, here we go.
Crop tops, are we ready?

Let's play.

Yes.

Oh, we got one, Chicago.

Nice.

Come on.

Oh, sh--.

Hey, Eileen's warming up.

Four to six.
Crop tops.

Go, Fraser.

- Get it, get it.
- Oh, damn.

I'm really impressed.

Everyone's actually
pretty decent.

Yes!

All right.
How good is this?

Excited?

- See you, mate.
- See you, mate.

I hate you.

Okay, throw this away.

Okay.

ing Cat.

On your knees now.

Yes! Nice!

- Hey, Kyle.
- You good?

Really want to jump off the
- ing boat and go home.

Back on the ball
of your feet a little bit.

Yes!



We try. We move.

We move. We move.

- Oh!
- Chicago wins!

Nice.

Yes!

You did it!

[screams]

Nice one!

Woo!

You're still in there.

Super busy right now.

- Incredible, dude.
- Good job.

- You done amazing.
- Incredible.

- Barbie, Barbie, Cat.
- Go for Barbie.

I am back, and I'm just
getting changed.

And then you should
go on a break.

There's just so much
to----ing do, girl.

Oh, God.

So you've got the local
mahi mahi fish tacos here.

A lot of color here.
I love it.

- So good.
- Delicious.

We need to get them gone
within the next 10.

Hey, Cap.

Trying to get these guys
wrapped up to leave here

in about 10, 15 minutes.

Excuse me.
Hi, guys.

- Sorry, lass.
- You need to take a break.

I'm doing the rest.

I can't take a break because
we have a lot to do my love.

- But...
- I'm so sorry.

I don't think Barbie
actually wanted me

to go out and have fun.

We need to vacuum.
We need to restock the bar.

Okay.

The face towels are dry.
I need to make a welcome sh*t.

I need to get the snacks ready.

- I'm out like a light.
- Okay.

How are we doing?
Are we ready to rumble?

Amazing.

Oh, sh--.

The last time I spoke with
my daughter was two weeks ago

due to lack of service
or work hours.

Like, being a good father
is important to me

because I've got a great father.

And I know a lot of people
that grew up without a father.

And they're hurt.
They're vulnerable.

I want my daughter to
be strong and have support.

Somebody she could rely on.

[sighs]

I'm starting
to get really tired.

Yeah, of course.

Does Fraser know that, eh?

We're not on the best terms,
so I can't really complain.

You know what I mean?

I just have to shut up
and do a good job.

Yeah, I hear that.

I actually love Fraser.

And I actually
look up to Fraser.

But like, sometimes we
butt heads because Fraser,

as much as he judges how
I am, he's very similar.

We're both like
honest and forward.

However, he has a filter
that I don't have.

It's like a, you know,
it's a toxic relationship

me and Fraser have.

But right now we're good.

So he's not being awful,
so I'm not going to be awful.

Yeah.

It's just a lot, and I'm
starting to get really tired.

Yeah.

Guys, to the vans we go.

Follow the beer.

And then for dinner, we're going
to be doing our Italian theme.

Hey, do we have an ETA
on guests by chance?

Yeah, I'm heading in
now to pick up guests.

Putting my shoes on.

Thanks, mate.

Be careful, there's rocks
and we didn't wear shoes.

I'll go up the front
and you can pass me those.

Okay.

I want to die.

This side?

I want to
just jump up.

Welcome.

Would you like a welcome towel?

- I'm heading back.
- Thank you, mate.

See you shortly.

How about we just pile it all
in one and all get in the other.

All right.
Three hours.

Boom.

G'day, g'day!

Look at him.

How adorable.

Team green.

That's all right.

Woo!

- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi, baby.

- How are you?
- The longest day ever.

Yeah.

I missed your face.

What's up with everybody
with that pink sh-- all over?

- Oh, this is our outfit.
- That was your outfit?

Oh, your had it on your head?

Shut up.

I love a good flirt
with a pretty lady.

Like Barbie.

The attraction is dead.
Like, it's so dead.

I'm interested in seeing
what the potential might be

by going down Barbie Lane.

He's just no.
He's no.

- I had to referee.
- I just would love to chat.

I still have a
million things to do.

I'll catch you later, huh?

Yeah, we'll chat
it up later, bro.

Sick.

I'm not obsessed with it.

No, I love it.
It's Italy, sweetheart.

- Yeah?
- You're in Italy.

- I'm still not obsessed with it.
- It looks great.

You want, like, a little
lime juice in there?

Maybe a little cranberry.

- Yeah.
- Sure.

What are these spoons
for out here?

Desserts.

Do I have to switch out
silverware tonight?

No, you shouldn't have to.

I'm not really good with this.

I'm just used to having a
chief stew who tells me.

Yeah.
Do you want me to tell you?

Is that what you're
trying to say?

No, no, no.

Here we go again.

Barbie keeps demonstrating

she really has no
respect for authority.

I'm not going down
the same route as last year.

There was a lack of respect.

You need to would come
to me and say,

this is not working
for me, Frase.

You can't tell me that
I can't go to my captain.

I don't want to hear that.

I'm not telling you...

Are you----ing mental?

- What are you doing?
- Drinking.

- No.
- A glass of wine.

I'm literally done.

Done what?

All my tasks.

You don't drink on
the job, Camille.

Oh, sorry.

Respect me or walk off.

There's no room for
any wavering in that.

It's like I haven't got a
really good understanding

of the cutlery and
how it works on it.

She goes, usually the
chief stew just tells me.

It's just so passive aggressive.

Oh, [bleep].

Is there anything I forget?

My shoes,
I'm a hillbilly.

- Oh, there it is.
- Good day, good day.

I love that glass.

It's beautiful.

I love yours.

Ew, I put your shirt
on by accident today,

and I almost threw up.

Girl, you are one
stinky old bitch.

What's going on outside?

Actually, Captain,
today he asked me

to practice with the tender.

Wow, look at you,
you big girl.

I just got to learn
the momentum of the boat.

You've got this,
you're a badass chick.

Tomorrow, when the guests leave,

you know what I was thinking?

What?

Girl's night.

[gasps]
Yes.

Let's go to dinner
a little early, us girls,

and grab a drink.

Oh, what a good idea.

- Yeah?
- I would love that.

All right, I got to get to work.

We've got to bring the Williams
tender in as well, right?

- Yeah.
- Welcome to Italy.

Oh!

Copy that.

Is there any alcohol
on this boat?

This is course number one.
Truffle oil pizza.

Oh.
I don't taste any pepperoni.

- It's so good.
- It's very good.

Bam.

- May I take your plate?
- Please, thank you.

Captain would love to say hello.

Would you mind if he joined you
for your last dessert, perhaps?

- For sure.
- I'm going to call it, brother.

- Have a good rest, man.
- Cheers, brother.

Brilliant, let's go.

This is going to be so good.

Wait, what is going on here?

- Mushroom...
- Cappuccino.

Who would have thought something
in a glass could be this good?

It's called
an Oreo shake.

Do you foresee being interested
in anyone on this boat?

Not really.

Fraser is most my type...

My husband was South African,
and that's my first and last.

Husband? Holy sh--.

I was 21 when I got married,
and divorced at 22.

We met in high school,

but my world was ripped
from underneath me

with being that...

They lasted six months,
I think,

but the damage
was way longer.

Have you dated
any crew before?

I only date crew.

Because where else are
you going to meet someone?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

On land?

How are we doing
on the Tito's, Barbie?

We're good on Absolut and
Grey Goose at this point.

I like how she
answered the question

without answering
the question, that's sales.

Barb doesn't do sales.

I sold golf balls at
a golf course.

Why did you have
that horrible job?

I sold hair straighteners
at the mall.

That's a tough job.

You have really been
rock bottom.

You literally can't put
a sentence together.

You hit rock bottom, not me.

I also sold finance on Wall
Street in the Tr*mp building.

- Okay.
- Cool.

They will be fine.
Thank you, guys.

Oh, this looks amazing.

Classic vongole on a
bed of Parmesan sauce,

which is a clam pasta.

I'll tell you what,
this fresh pasta is horrible.

[laughing]

Mike lies.

Xan, Xan, Fraser.

Go ahead.

You've been a superstar,
go down, please.

G'day.
How are we doing?

Ah, Kerry, let's go.

How many boats
have you sunk?

There's two types of
captains out there,

those who run aground
and those who lie about it.

[laughing]

Ah, there's our buttercup.

For the last course,
a raspberry mille-feuille

with a vanilla cream.

- Love.
- Delicious.

My body hurts.

I gotta get some sleep.
Have a good time.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Someone needs to
run this vessel.

Oh, boy.

Are you tired?
You're just ready for bed?

- Good night.
- Good night, guys.

- See you in the morning.
- So much work to do at night.

Living the dream.

All right, that's as good
as it's gonna----ing get.

- Good night, babes.
- Good night.

I'm tired.
So tired.

Hey, chef.

Big day today.

How are you feeling?

Hm, I'm going to call my mom.

All righty.

Chef lost his dad two years ago

and I came very close
to losing mine.

So I'm here for him.

Can I get you a coffee, Chef?

Sure.

My dad was diagnosed
with cancer.

He had a tumor the size of a
baby's fist on his esophagus.

But we're the lucky ones.

We kept my dad,
and he's not.

So, Chef, we're here for you.

I'm right by you, buddy.

Okay.

What are your specials today,
Chef, for breakfast?

I think that's a good idea.

Okay, let's start getting this
anchor up, please.

Copy, Cap.

Say long stay two o'clock.

Long stay two o'clock.

Oh, thank you.
Oh, my gosh. It's amazing.

It's gorgeous.

Hey.
How are you doing?

Mmm.

Anchor is at the water line.

- Free to maneuver.
- Copy that. Well done.

- Gorgeous.
- Wow.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Tough day, Chef.

Okay, let's everyone get
in position, please.

We're going to be
entering the slip.

Interior, interior, please,
change channel.

Okay, coming to
starboard wing station.


to the blue hulled dock.

Starboard quarter is 30 meters.


[bleep]

When we are coming to dock,
it is extremely stressful.

You are centering into astern
into the slip.

- I got 10 meters, Jared.
- 10 meters starboard quarter.

Holding 10 meters
starboard quarter.




I'm sorry, 30 meters astern.

He makes me anxious.

Going to port station,
going to port station.

Oh, man, this is like such
a tricky spot to be in.

Oh, getting close.

Six meters port quarter closing.

He doesn't get it.

Holy sh--.
Wait a second.

One meter port closing.

Get a fender, get a fender.

One meter port closing.

Get a fender, Jared.
Get a fender.

Fenders.

What are you doing?

Get a fender, Jared.
Get a fender

I'm in trouble.

One meter port closing.

I'm on the port wing station.

I need to starboard and stern.




I'm sorry, 30 meters astern.

Holding seven, Jared.
Holding seven.

This one on this cleat here.

- Go, Sunny.
- First bowline ashore.

Forward line ashore.



Three, two, uh, come back.

Two more meters and hold it.

Throw that over.

Cap, that's all lines
on the bow.

That's exactly where
we want to be.

- Good one, Kyle.
- Nice one, mate.

I am----ing pissed.

I just really threw
it all in there.

All crew, all crew.

Want everybody outside
in their whites.

Thank you very much,
you're the best.

Oh, your hands are dirty.
Don't touch me.

So proud of you, this trip, Cat.

Me, too. Thank you.
I'm proud of you.

- Strong energy.
- All right.

- 20.
- 13.

Guys, just buckle up.
We did our best.

- Sunny...
- Thank you!

Yeah, man.

It's like we're
new best friends.

Thank you.
Just everything.

Food was amazing.
Service was amazing.

We'll be back.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Iowa!
- Thank you, guys.

See ya.

- Bye-bye.
- [bleep] off.

Bye, Felicia.

All right.

I have nothing.
I am bare.

Let's all get into our blues.

Thank you, everybody.

Move, mama's got a pee.

So clean.

[sneezes]

Jared, Jared.

Yeah, go for J.

Come up
to the bridge, please.

All right.
I'll come see you now.

Thanks, mate.

Interior, we're going to work.
Please do the essentials.

Thank you.

- Hey.
- Hey, man.

Um, this time coming in,

I feel great, man, honestly.

Yeah, so, um, if
I get the information,

I can do something with it.

If I'm on the starboard wing,
I don't need starboard distance.

I'm so sorry.

I think Jared lacks
self-awareness.

You can say sorry for something,
but don't continue it.

It's only a [bleep] up if
you can't learn from it,

and I'm getting a lot
of [bleep] ups.

I really want to fine
tune this docking where you

don't have to once tell me
anything in the radio.

I don't know if this guy's
got what it takes.

Where it [bleep]s me up is
when I have to ask

for things that I don't need.

- Yeah.
- Calls weren't enough.

We've got a big boat here.

We've got turned out to wind.

I've got no idea what's
going on over there.

Because that means I've got
to take my hands off the sticks

and I've got to talk to you

and I've got to lose my
concentration or where I'm at.

What if something
goes to sh--?

Yeah.

There's a lot of things
happening here,

so give me, yeah,


- three meters to go.
- Okay.

Thanks for that.
Crystal clear.

All right.
Thanks, captain.

Oh, [bleep], me.

- How old are you?
- 27.

You?

Will be 29 this year.

From 28 to 32, that's when you
go through your most changes.

And I was like
for [bleep] sake,

I'm tired of learning lessons,
so I just want a minute.

All crew, all crew, let's
meet at the Sky Lounge stat.

Yeah, coming now.

I got the champagne.

Sh--, I'll do a champers.

All right, guys.
So, end of charter.

Thank [bleep] for that.

Thank God.

Everyone did a great job, okay?

The tip.



Yes!

- Two grand each.
- Whoa.

Go out.
Have a good one.

Don't tie one on too hard.

We've still got work tomorrow.

Cheers to that.

I'm going to finish the
rest of my second beverage.

Hey, Cap.
I'm just taking...

Sunny on the tender.
We'll only be about 20 minutes.

Copy that, mate.
Thank you.

So the guys are going to go
for a drink all together,

and the girls are
going together.

All right, hot stuff.

Are you confident
bringing it off?

Yeah.

See how the wind's
pushing you on?

Yeah.

All right, just stop
there for a sec.

I'm stopped.

So this is what you...
Let me show you.

This is what you're doing.

Canada is so freaking cold.

That's why I joined yachting,
to escape that.

Then you bring
your arse off first.

See?

I love this Caribbean sun.

Mm-hmm.

Being the only girl on deck,
I got to prove myself.

It's a goal of mine to become
a bosun in the future.

I am ready for the challenge.

Girl power.

- It's great, Sunny.
- Yay!

All right, let's wrap up, girls.

I'm in the mood
for nine coronas.

- Yeah!
- Wow!

Look whose hair's down!

All right, girls?
We'll see you.

Bye, guys!

Olé!

All right, guys, let's go.

I need a beer to go.

Girls night!

Oh, my God.

All right, guys.
Let's have fun.

Yeah.
Work together.

Party night!

Oh, lucky girl.

This is such a beautiful place.

VIP treatment.

Look at the boat.

I would love a white Russian.

We are four thirsty girls.

- Pina Colada.
- To girls night.

- To boys night out.
- Cheers to that.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

How many times have you been
in love in your life?

Three times.

The one in the middle.

He's Italian.

No, no, no.

Dude, that...

Same with my ex-husband.

What?
You were married?

Barbie.

I got married at 22,
I think I was,

and then COVID hit, and we
had to be around each other.

The sex was minimal.

The love part of
it was minimal.

I got married because I really
believed that he was the one.

It was like a year relationship,

and I felt like
he understood me,

and I just got used to him.

I settled.
I settled.

And he's my best friend.

I hang out with my ex-husband
way more now than...

Did you legally
divorce, or?

No, I'm actually
still legally married.

Really?

We just don't even feel like
going through the paperwork.

Wow.

I've never seen any of my
pals smoking cigarettes.

It's always roll-ups.



- 12?
- Whoa?

When did you lose
your virginity then, mate?

Well, I was young.

It was my
best mate's older sister.

That's part of the reason why
I know I'm not gay.

Read into that as you will.

I mean, I'm comfortable
enough in my sexuality...

I've tried that before, right?

I've got it in the bed.
It's just not for me.

Wow!

Deposit, like, get on
the machine.

- You deposit your card.
- Card declined.

I have one.
Who are we into?

On the yacht.

Everybody knows about mine.

I can see you guys vibing.

Me and Ben vibe, but on a
completely different level.

Like, he was the person
getting me in my bed

- and checking if I'm okay.
- Yep, yep.

In a very, like,
brotherly, like...

Caring way.

- Donde esta el bano?
- Yes, sir.

You got it, bro.

Can we just appreciate
Chef doesn't----ing sleep.

And I need, actually,
next charter,

all of us to, like,
do his sh-- for him.

What do you think
I'm doing already?

I take two hours past
when I'm supposed to.

He's not saying...
He's not saying...

- Well done.
- He's not saying that.

I'm just saying, he works
more than all of us combined.

Sunny upstairs washing
your dishes.

Okay, hold on.
It's not washing my dishes.

We're all working
for the same tip.

Okay, our dishes.

J.

I know we're all going
through our own sh--,

but Jared seems a
little bit aggressive.

And if someone can turn to that
so quickly after a few drinks,

it's a red flag.

Whatever.

Chef...

He works more than
all of us combined.

And I need all of us to, like,
actually maybe go in the galley

and do his sh-- for him.

What do you think
I'm doing already?

J.

- Just saying.
- No, no, no.

I'm not telling off.
I'm just saying.

I don't know what
more we can do.

Guys, we are together tonight.

Stay together, guys.

Do you want to go
see the ladies?

Yes, ladies, ladies,
ladies, ladies.

Let's go, guys.

Let's see the girl, guys.

- All right, guys.
- Here we are.

- Hello.
- Hi!

Wait, let's go to
the table, guys.

Kyle, you look
so nice tonight.

Hot vibes.

Oh, port side.

Kyle?

Oh, there's a band.

We're going to go party hard.

Yes!

Whoa.

[shouting]

Woo!

Hello.
Can you hear me?

Everyone, back to the boat.

Ready?

Sweaty like always.

- Let's go.
- Woo.

I felt that, see.

How are you?

Okay, do something.

No.

I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.

- Let's go.
- That was great.

[babbling]

Thank you.
Thank you.

Good night, guys.

All right.
We're all going to the hot tub

because Fraser's finally
getting in tonight.

Rock and roll, baby.

Kyle, ready to go
to the hot tub?

Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, [bleep].

Let's go, sexy.

Wee!

Things I do for Fraser.

Sorry, sir.
I'll tell them right now.

Hey, guys.
We have to stop yelling.

Captain just woke up.

Oh, sh--.

It's literally only for Fraser,
or I wouldn't be getting in.

Good night, guys.

Can I have your bed, Sunny?

Sure.

Are you a good skier?

How dare you?

Hi.

I have champagne
in my right eyeball.

Who's paying for my
new eyelashes now?

[moaning]

Will you roll me
a cigarette, please?

Phew.

Mummy's a tired girl.

See?

Why is it always
us cleaning?

Because we're----ing
rock stars.

I'm going to lay in bed
and watch a movie.

For real?

- Yeah, watch a movie with you.
- What are you watching?

"Home Alone"
or something boring.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Like an old, old school.

Look. This...

I know. That's me.

I can't even vacuum it
right now

with the Dyson
because it's wet right now.

Yeah, that's me.
That's me.

I'm responsible.

There's no I in team, right?

But who gets the blame?

M-E.
That's what's in team.

You guys are doing great.

- Come in.
- Can I sleep in here?

Yeah. I'm just cleaning
up a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

His tobacco
pouch is still open.

Oh...

He just goes straight to bed.

This is a mess and I can't live
like this.

Dirty, dirty, dirtier.

This is pissing me off.

What the [bleep]?

Kyle.

This is a mess and I can't
live like this any longer.

Kyle.

Come in here.

And it's still flying all
over the----ing place.

Yeah.

Do you want him to go clean it?

No, I already did it.

Good job.
Thank you.

Kyle, you got to get your
sh-- together, man.

You're trying to piss off bosun.

This----ing guy.

Sucks.

Okay, I'm starting to make
some serious progress here

and I'm really happy about it.

- Oh sh--!
- Sorry.

Hey, no joke.

Walk around, make sure
your----ing tobacco

ain't all over the rest of
the boat before you go to bed.

I'm not here to clean
your sh-- up.

You understand?

I'm going to tell you
one time, do it.

I'm not----ing playing, bro.

It's all good, bro.

Not everybody can.

That was a real
d*ck move of him.

Oh, of course it's not.

What the [bleep]?

This is pissing me off.

He shouldn't treat you
like sh--, man.

Well, I've got thick skin
as well.

Like, I've worked for people
way worse than that.

Oh, my God.

It's in the thing in
the corner, the left corner.

ing cleaning
this whole area, too.

[growls]

Now I'm starting to really
get pissed off, man.

No, I have to do it now.

Well, look,
you're making a mess, man.

You're making it.

I need to have a chat with you.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.

- Now.
- Now.

No.

All right.

All right.
Here, please.

I'm here. I'm here.

Look, mate.

Can you take that
out your mouth?

It's all right.

What?

Yeah, look.

You've got to understand,
at the end of the day,

I have a job to maintain.

I mean this respectfully
to you, right?

No, no, no.
I'm not done talking.

I've just cleaned up a lot,

and it's not even enough
because it's all so wet.

So please, I would like for
you, before you go to bed,

vacuum up the rest
of your tobacco

that's all over the boat.

Yeah, that's fair.

Because it's my ass
at the end of the day.

And the reason why I took
you down here to say this

is because I don't want to do
that in front of other people.

It doesn't matter if
it's in front of anybody.

It doesn't matter if it's in
front of anybody.

I respect what
you're saying, right?

And I understand that, right?

But you've got to remember that
there's also space in here.

What's going on in here?

I can hear
you two decks up.

I'm up and
trying to sleep.

I hear you upstairs.

Next, on "Below Deck..."

Huh?

[sobbing]

Which, you know, give a knock.

This is the second time
you've been on the piss

you've had bad behavior.