03x13 - Loose Lips Sink Ships

[bunniefuu]

- Previously this season
on "Below Deck"...

- You and I are really good
on a personal level.

- Amy and I have gotten really
close this charter season.

- Cheers.

- Connie's just a workhorse.
- Yep.

- You're my lead deckhand,

the only one I trust.

- Okay, Peter Glaser

is bringing
his business partner

and their hot girlfriends.

- Gonna be an exciting
last charter.

- Yeah.

- You're the one
who fáááing cheated on me.

- Mm, it's so good.

- Yo, it got real last night.

- If you're leaving,
I'm going.

- Get me home.

- She's gonna jump.

- Yeah, she's jumping.

- We got Rocky in the water.

I'm embarrassed that I've ever

been involved with her
in any way.

- He and I had a little thing
going on the whole time.

- I want to talk to him.

- I could see, like,
a physical fight

coming out of it.

[horn blowing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I think someone like that
is dishonest,

and I think someone like that
needs to be called out.

- No, Emile,
you've got to let her--

- No, you're not leaving--ow.

Oh, my God, I blew it
by talking to him.

- I'm telling you.

Did you see how he was?

- Are you frustrated
you didn't get Eddie and I did?

- Oh, absolutely.

I told you I was jealous.

[laughter]

- Marcy, Marcy, baby.
- Go left.

- Wait, what?
- Further left.

- Straddle it, Marcy.

- Eddie, Emile,
Eddie, Emile.

- One for the back
and one for the front.

- Vito or John,

can you take another one
from the side?

- Vito, we love you for being
such a good sport.

- Look how much sand is--

- Did they already tell you
what they wanted for dinner?

- No, I'm gonna do
an arugula chiffonade.

Gonna do a tuna tartar,
a crispy quail.

[gasps]

Ow!

Fááá you!

- You okay?
- No, I'm not okay.

- Ben just cut himself.
- Holy fááá.

- He needs medical attention.

- I'm coming.

Somebody shut that engine off.

[camera shutter clicks]

- Here you go,
that's really cute.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Sháá.

- Hey, bud.
- Hi.

- How is it?

- I'm not gonna lie;
it's bad.

- I'm gonna go look
for things.

- Can I see?
- Yeah, sure.

- I took the whole
fáááing knuckle off, basically.

- Oh, you sure did.

- I'd rather not look at it,
personally.

- I understand.

- Here you go, bud.
- Thank you.

- Up in the bridge,
there's another first aid kit,

a more extensive one.

- Yeah.

Captain, Ben has cut
his finger pretty badly,

but Eddie's
taking care of it.

I'll keep you posted.

- Whew, man, would it hurt.

- Don't look at it, okay?
- Okay.

- I got this, thank you.
- All right, thank you.

- Go ahead
and put it in there.

- [groaning]

- Yep, okay,
you can take it out.

Thank you.

You can stop spraying it.

Really did it.

It's down to the cartilage.

- It really likes bleeding,
doesn't it?

- Ben, do you want me
to turn these stoves off?

- Turn everything off,
please, honey.

- Fáááing hell, man.

- What's up, Team Awesome?
- Hi.

- Whoa, look at the view
from up here.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I've got a really big dinner
to accomplish

within the next 45 minutes,

which is hard enough
with two hands.

How the hell am I gonna
do it with one?

Fááá you.

- Some strips.

- Are you okay?

- Am I okay?
- Yeah.

- I'm fine.

- Well, the guests are fine;
they're upstairs.

Yeah, I'm just gonna
keep cleaning.

- I thought that she had
a very good understanding

that nothing was ever
gonna come of this.

Maybe she doesn't get it.

- I'm gonna need
a helper tonight,

and you're gonna be
my helper.

Please, baby.

If that's okay with Kate.

- Of course.

- I think that you're really
gonna need to be my left arm.

- Okay.

- So we're gonna have
to work together.

I do happen to have
a trained chef on board.

Unfortunately, it is Rocky.

But I really need her,
so let's do this.

- We're gonna mash up
some potatoes now, Miss Rocky.

- Sure.

- Oh, fááá yeah, brilliant,
I've found the jalapenos.

You know what,
we're gonna k*ll it tonight.

- Right, love?
- I mean, yeah.

- Connie, Connie Lee,

can you please come
to the wheelhouse ASAP?

- Sure can.

If you hear your name
on the radio

called by the captain,

be scared.

If you hear your name called
to a specific place,

be more scared.

Hi, y'all.

- Have a seat.

- Am I in trouble?

- You know, you could
construe it as that.

The season's coming
to an end,

and this boat's headed
off to the Med.

The crew as you know it
is gonna disperse.

We're gonna be bringing on
some delivery crew.

But we were wondering if you
would consider

hanging out with us a while
after this present

Caribbean season
comes to an end.

- For real?

Like, not just get there
and fly home?

Like, stay?

- Like, permanent.

- I am super excited

that I just got offered a job,

because, being the junior
deckhand that I am,

it's not common.

I guess I finally got
to where I wanted to be,

and I don't want to stop.

I'm ready to keep going.

That would be amazing.

I would love to do it.

I don't want to go home.

I fell in love with this boat.

- She's never worked
on a yacht before,

but you'd never know it
by watching her perform.

You can tell that she's
loving what she does.

- This is crazy.

Holy sháá, I'm about
to cross the Atlantic.

- So now get your ass
back to work.

- Can't wait to go
shine some more poles.

- So, what'd you cut
yourself on?

- A wooden spoon.

[laughter]

- This is the worst peeler
in history.

- Just use a Kn*fe, love;
it's safer.

Go nice and thin.

And if you want to use gloves,
you're welcome to.

Please be careful
with that as well.

It's just as dangerous,
if not more.

Just wash your hands,
otherwise it'll be irritating.

- Hey, how'd the meeting
with the captain go?

- It went
a lot better than I thought,

because they offered me
to stay on the boat

and do Med season.

I think Emile might
take it a little personal

that I got the job
that he wanted.

- Good job,
you deserve it.

- Sorry, Emile.

Luck's not on your side
this time.

I want another high-five
because you taught me.

- You were easy to teach,
so...

Congratulations, Connie.

- Thank you very much.

- Proud of you.
- Jeez.

- That was such
a dad thing.

He's like
a "Leave It to Beaver" dad.

- Hey, dude.
- Hey, there.

- So, when I'm a bosun,

I'll hire you
as my deckhand.

- I don't look
for deckhand positions.

- Yeah, you do.
- I don't.

- Yes, you do.
- I don't.

- You want to be
my deckhand.

- No.

- I can see it
in your face right now.

- Oh, my gosh.

I'm happy for Connie,

but I'm not looking
to stay on this yacht.

I'm over it.

- Definitely gonna be
my deckhand.

- Okay, next...

- Look how mad he gets.

- ridiculous subject.

[laughter]

- You guys want
to take it outside?

Sit outside
for a little bit?

It's beautiful out.

- This is gonna be the best meal
I've done this charter season.

First course is salad,

and then tuna tartar.

Third will be quail,

and then the fourth
is the beef.

- Do you want me to just
make dinner tonight?

Because I could just make
dinner tonight,

and it'd be okay,

if you want to, like,
go to bed and just rest.

- Square it up a little bit.

Cut the under sides
to clean it,

and then just julienne.

- Instead,
I'm being his bitch.

- Are you super happy you got
to get in your cheffy zone?

- Rocky's having a fáááing
great day, right?

- Do you feel like you're
happy to be cooking

and helping him,
like you want to be doing?

- I--

I'm just breathing.

- I get it;
Rocky's got a lot going on.

She's got stuff
going on with Eddie.

But we're on charter,

and Rocky's getting
to get in the galley.

This is where she's
always wanted to be.

- What are you drinking?
- Very strong cocktail.

- Hey, I was just coming
to find you.

Do you want to change
into your blacks?

- Sure.
- Sound all right?

- Hey, Kate, just want you
to know that Ashley

has joined the group up here.

- Copy, thank you.

Captain Lee, Captain Lee.

All of the guests
are ready to have dinner.

- Let's put on the blacks
and put on the smile.

So over this fáááing job.

- There he is.
- How's everyone this evening?

- [sighs]

- Conch salad.

- That's what
I signed up for.

To be your fáááing bitch.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

- Is this a ceviche?
- Yes.

- Oh, my God,
this is so good.

- That's some good conch.

- Conch's one
of my favorites.

- I can't wait to
have some real, real conch.

- Wow.

- I'd like you to
chiffonade the arugula.

Do you know how to do it?

- Yes.

- Just go slowly, baby.

Take your time.

Make really nice,
thin cuts, please.

- Me, chef.

- You're getting bigger,
right?

A lot bigger.

- Okay, I'll get
them started.

- Don't slip the big ones
in here, all right?

- I heard you.
- Just took them out.

- Just get rid
of this sháá.

- God forbid
a big guy comes through.

- Don't make my life
harder, okay?

- Okay.
- That's a warning.

- What happens after a warning?

- I haven't decided yet.

But it's not gonna get
easier for you.

That's for sure.

- Who initiated this?
- You did.

- How did I initiate this?

- Okay, well, you like
lifted your black skirt up,

and you had
nothing underneath.

- Oh, my God.

You're a fáááing assáááá.

it's got to be tough
for relationships.

Do you find
everything you need,

or, I mean, do you take
a couple months off?

[laughter]

- If you don't want me
to give you encouragement,

I won't.

- No, it's just like--
I don't know.

- It's really not
that big a deal, honey.

I was there as well.

I started peeling carrots
when I was 19.

It took me about 21
to get out and get past that.

- He's right, actually.

No more negative,
no more negative.

Let's be positive.

Let's try
to finish this off strong.

I can do this.

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

Just like this on every plate?

- Yep.
- Okay.

- Okay, so that's
whipped potato,

curried cream sauce
with crispy quail.

Just try and make
a little tower like that.

- Good job, Rocky,
that's good.

- With only one good hand,

Rocky needs to step up,

otherwise this could
be a disaster.

- Good job, Rocky.
- Thanks, Amy.

- You're welcome.
- No problem.

- We have crispy quail,
mashed potatoes,

with creamed curry sauce.

- I'm ready to get my quail on.

[laughter]

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Mm.

- This be the best quail
on the island, mon.

[laughter]

- I didn't eat crew dinner,
so I'm starving.

- Want to try the quail?

- Sure, I'd love to.

- Cool, I made you one.

If there's one devious
little trick

I've learned as a chef...

Here, try this,
fáááing awesome.

The way to a woman's heart
is definitely in her tummy.

- What do you think?
- It's really nice.

- It's great.

- Oh, check it out.

- Oh, that's so cool.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- There we go, nice.

- We've arranged
some Chinese lanterns

to be sent off in your honor,
if y'all want to make a wish.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Look at that.

That's so cool-looking.

- Oh...

[laughter]

I'm not very good
at that, apparently.

Kate's totally outdone herself
with these Chinese lanterns.

- That's it.

- Oh!

- This feels like
the perfect way

to end the charter season.

- It was really nice.

Thank you so much.

- Well done.
- Good job, guys.

- Hey, Rocky,
good job, all right?

- Thanks, bud.
- Yeah, you're good.

- Rocky, since you're early,
since it's 11:35,

if you want to go to sleep.

- Okay, I'll see
you guys tomorrow.

- Thank you.

- Coming into this season,

I didn't think
we'd be at this spot,

ending it this way.

- Me either.

- I'm really thankful
we are, though.

- And that's why
I saved this from the guests,

'cause I was like,
I want to thank you

for being such a great friend
and stewardess.

- Oh, that's really special.

- I'm so thankful
that Rocky's craziness

forced Amy and I
to become great friends.

- Ah!

I'm sorry.

- I think that Amy's strengths

balance out my weaknesses,
and vice versa.

- [gasps]
- Aw.

- We made it.

- We really made it.

- Goosebumps.
- Me too!

- I think it's just cold.
- No, I'm joking.

- [yawning]

- How you doing, bro?

- I need some energy.

- That's fine,
just move out the way.

- Hi, guys.

Almond milk latte?

- Yeah.
- Okay, perfect.

- All right, Eddie.

Let's get out of here.

- That's so wild-looking.

- Anchors home,
for the last time.

- Copy that.

- So excited.

[laughter]

- Happy dance, happy dance.

- [belches]

- Need some help, Ben?
- Yes.

- Sweet.
- All right.

- I'm excited.

- You might get
a free breakfast.

- Let's do it!
- All right, dude.

- A man can always
learn more skills.

- All right, here we go.

- Are you horny?
- Maybe.

- Maybe eight.

Maybe a week.

- Okie dokes.

- Can you please give me
some more berries of any kind?

- Blackberries?
- Yes, thank you.

- Hurry up
with that bloody salmon.

[laughter]

- Hey, I'm not your
girlfriend, okay?

You don't talk to me
like that.

- Yes, he does.

[laughter]

- Got a little
Chef Emile today?

- Guy's a legend.

- If you're gonna
help in here, that's fine.

You should have let me know
that's what you're gonna do.

- Okay.

- Are you winding my boy up?

- No, but he should
ask me first.

- Okay.

- Now that Emile knows,
he is like a ticking time b*mb,

and I am afraid
he's gonna call Eddie out,

and Eddie's gonna get angry,

and it's just not
gonna be good.

- Happy last day,
everyone.

- Good morning.
- Your hair is crazy.

- I love my hair.

- Your hair looks
like a cockatiel.

- Cool,
that's my favorite bird.

I love the cockatiel.

- Sausage,
we've got sausage.

- Good morning, guys.
- Good morning, Ben.

- I know how much
you like steak, so...

- Oh, nice.

- Threw some capers
and parmesan on that.

- My man.
- All right, take care.

- Cheers.
- Looks pretty sweet.

- Good.
- It's real good.

- Attention all crew.

I need everyone
in their whites.

All right, let's do this.

- Seven feet off the dock.

- Watch your fender, dude.

- Get that forward
spring line locked in.

- Just got it on, Cap.

- Okay, lock it in.

Well done, everybody.

- That's one of
the other girls'.

- That's Sasha's.
- Okay.

- How you feeling
Eduardo?

- I feel great.

Can't wait to get
these guys off the boat.

- Celebrate
this great charter season.

That was a smooth
docking, huh?

- Like butter.
- Like buttah.

- You guys feeling good?

- Feeling great.
- Yes, sir.

- Can I get everybody
on the aft deck?

- Copy.

- Our last time to do this.

[indistinct chatter]

- Thank God.

- I'm a little bigger now
because of you.

- Oh, you're fine.

I'm proud of that.

- Captain, I got to thank you,
the whole crew.

I mean, I've never been
catered to so well.

I'm so spoiled now,
I have no idea

how I'm gonna go
back to the real world.

So I just wanted
to share that with you guys

and just say token
of my appreciation.

- Thank you.
- Bye-bye.

- Last one.
- Last one.

- Thank you.

There is no better feeling than
when the final charter guests

get off the boat at the end
of a charter season.

It is a high that you
cannot buy on the street.

It is so great.

- Whoo-hoo!

Charter season over.

I want to burn this puppies
on the beach.

Ready?

Ah!

Rah!

- I'm not doing that.

This is worth money.

- Look at all the buttons
on the ground.

- That felt good.

Throw it out there.

- Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

I need everybody
in the crew mess in five.

- Evening, Captain.

- Whoa.
- That's a lot of plane tickets.

- Oh, no.
- Is that mine?

[laughter]

- It was a good charter.

They were certainly happy.

It came out to $13,000.

So it is $1,180 each.

Eddie, Ben...

- Thank you, Captain.

- Kate.

We did nine charters.

For those of you that were here
for all nine charters,

that's almost $150,000
in tips laid out for the crew.

- I'm thankful that we've
all finished it out.

- Oh, I'm really glad
you all finished it out too.

- It wasn't an easy season,

but clearly all the guests
were happy,

so I think that just speaks
of how great

every single crew member did,

despite our differences
or experience.

- I realized, I'm not mad
at anyone other than myself

for putting myself
in this position.

Like, this whole stew position,
for me,

has been very difficult.

I wanted to say, like,
hey, Kate and Amy,

I really thank you
for putting up with me,

and I'm sorry that I--

you guys should have had,
like, a strong-ass third stew,

and you guys got me,
and, fááá, I'm sorry.

Like, I'm really sorry.

You guys had
to put up with a lot.

And thanks for
showing me everything.

And I know how to iron
like a motherááááer.

I know how to clean.

I know how to
do everything now.

And I feel like
I'm a way better person now

than I was
when I walked on this boat.

So thank you,
and thanks for everyone else.

That was an experience
I'll never forget.

- Rocky's apology was not
what I was expecting,

but I'm pleasantly surprised.

- The owner has arranged

for a beach party tonight
for you guys.

[cheering]

That's after
we finish our work.

- Get back to work.

- Eddie, you're so mean.

- He runs a tight ship.

- Okay, I'll change it.

Everybody, back to work.

[laughter]

- Well said, Captain.

- Got to hide this.
- I need a fan.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Good luck in the future,
everyone.

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Ready to be able
to talk to you on the phone.

- You know that's right.

I need to go home and take
a long look at my relationship.

You don't go and cheat
on your girlfriend

if you're really happy with her.

- Think about what you want
to do this weekend.

Let me take you out to dinner.

- Yeah, that would be great.

Well, I'll take you
out to dinner.

I can't wait
to see you, sweetie.

- I can't wait
to see you either.

- I'm conflicted,
'cause part of me is like,

okay, it's none of my business.

This is y'all's thing.

Two adults, work it out.

But Emile may run
straight to Eddie

and confront him
about this situation.

And I think
that's the last person

that Eddie needs
to hear this information from.

- Hey, Eddie.
- Yes?

- Do you have a second?

- Rocky, if you're spreading
these rumors about me,

at least talk to me about it.

- I mean, come on.

I mean, what the fááá
is your problem?

What are you doing?

Dude, nothing ever happened.

ddie. - Yes?

- Do you have a second?

- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm good.

- What's going on?

- I just wanted to give you--

I don't even know--
like a little heads-up.

- Yeah?
- Um...

Rocky is kind of, like,
talking about some things.

And she's talking about, like,
some things between you and her.

- Like what?

- Like y'all hooking up.

- What?
- Yeah.

- I wanted you to know,
so maybe you can talk to her.

- Why the fááá would she
say that sháá?

There is no reason
to bring it out like this.

Fááá bullsháá.

- Is everything all right?

What happened?

- Oh, gosh.

- What happened?

- Rocky's talking about
that they hooked up.

- What the fááá
are you talking about?

[knocking]

- Hey, Rocky?

Rocky?

Can you unlock the door?

Okay, I'll fáááing do it.

Hey, Rocky?

Rocky, if you're spreading
these rumors about me,

at least talk to me about it.

Come on, why would you
be saying these things?

I mean, what the fááá
is your problem?

What are you doing?

Why are you doing this?

- What are you doing?

- Yes, I do.

So why are you saying
these things?

Rocky, what the fááá?

At least look at me.

What the fááá did I do

to make you
treat me like this?

- Oh, my God.

Is he really doing this
right now?

He's trying to make me
look like a liar.

- Do you want to talk
to Eddie and just--

Okay.

This feels like just another
crazy Rocky moment.

Maybe this didn't happen.

Because if it did,

then why is she hiding
under the covers?

- Rocky, if you're saying
these fáááing things about me,

I think I have
a right to be here.

You're saying that something
happened between us?

Why can't we just talk,

and we can figure out
what you're saying

and why you're saying it.

- I think this guy is a coward,
no balls.

- I mean,
nothing ever happened,

so I don't know
why you would say it.

- Yeah, really.

Nothing ever happened.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Why would she make that up?

- I don't know.

That's what I'm trying
to figure out.

- Why don't you just talk to him
and tell him

what you've been saying?

- Why would you make it up?

I don't think you'd
just make it up,

so say it.

- I'm not in there;
I'm in the room next-door.

- Why would she go
to that length

to make something up?

- I don't know.

- Mm-hmm.

- He just wants to act
like it didn't happen

because he wants
to save his ass.

- Fááá, I don't know
why she's trying to bury me.

Nothing's happened, man.

Nothing happened.

- It's like,
a little hurt.

- You're hurt
that he denied it?

- Yeah, of course.

- I understand that.

That would be
really painful.

- Why would she make
something up that ridiculous?

- I don't know,
maybe I pissed her off.

Maybe she's
trying to make you angry.

- Why would she do that?

- Because you have
a huge crush on her,

and she doesn't like you,

and she's trying
to make you angry,

trying to make you jealous,
trying to back you off.

- What a complete douchebag.

- Hey, Emile,
what's going on?

- Apparently, Eddie and Rocky
have been hooking up.

- Eddie and Rocky?
- Yeah.

- No, they haven't.

Where did that come from?

What are you talking about?

- Eddie and Rocky
have been hooking up.

- Who told you this?

- Rocky.

They've been fáááing.

That's what she says.

- Eddie would not do that.

Eddie cannot stand her.

Eddie has a girlfriend
that he's extremely into.

I think Rocky
is totally making this up

just to get under Emile's skin.

She's crazy.

- Why would she
make that up?

Think about it.

- Because she's
so fáááing annoying.

I don't believe it
at all.

Let's get away
from down here.

- Hello?
- Hi.

- Hi, sorry.

Can I get you anything?

- Do you want to tell her?

- What's going on?

- Like, not kidding,
not bullsháá.

- Well, good for you.

It happens on boats,
no big deal.

I just wanted to make sure
you guys weren't waiting on me,

but clearly you're not.

- Yeah.

- First of all, when did you
have time to do this?

It explains why there's
no laundry getting done.

Second of all,
I don't even care.

Keep it to yourself.

Go hook up right now,
I don't care.

This is my last day,
and I want to celebrate

and think about me, not you.

We're gonna have a fun night.

- Yeah.

- Of course I'm gonna try
to deny it at first,

but I feel bad for Rocky.

I didn't want to see her
get hurt.

This isn't who I am.

[sighs]

- I think you should get dressed

and get ready
for a fun night out.

I think in passing you could
give Eddie a conversation

of, like, "Hey, buddy,

"wasn't sure how
all that went down.

"Maybe I didn't handle it
the right way.

Didn't mean to upset you."

- All I know is, I'm gonna
have a good time tonight.

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Are y'all ready
to walk to the beach?

- Yep.
- Let's go.

- Come on, Eddie.

- Whatever you did, Eddie,

I'm proud of you.

[laughter]

- You guys are my true friends.

I love y'all.

- Do we have our own bartender?

- I'm trained.

- Charter season is over.

Work is done;
let's go party.

- Oh, look at this.

- Did Kate do this?
- I wish.

- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Ridiculous.

- I feel like our beach party
was put to shame

after seeing this.

- Hey, easy.

It's a beautiful evening.

And I hope that we all
come together and celebrate

the past six weeks of work
being over.

- We're here together,

old friends and new.

To the future.

- To the future,
all right.

I like that.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Shadow monkey!

- [coughing]

- I'm going to the super
positive bar right there.

- Yeah, me too.

- sh*ts and s'mores?

- Here we go.
- Here we go.

[indistinct chatter]

- Look at all these shirts
you brought.

- I brought a ton of them,
to burn them.

- Hey, Eddie, you got it.

- Wow, Eddie.
- I mean, that is blazing.

- That's awesome.
- Way to go, Eddie.

- Eddie, smile.

Eddie?

- It's like the most beautiful
beach party I've ever seen.

There's a bonfire, there's food,
there's drinks.

And then we've got this
sad little love triangle

ruining it all.

- Hey, at least we'll be able
to find a lighter tonight.

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

- Can I have a Grey Goose
on the rocks, please?

- Cheers.
- Salud.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

- Rocky, how are you?

- I'm good, how are you guys?

You look great, Captain.

- Thank you.

- Do you want to talk to me?
- Sure.

- Let's go.

- They definitely made this
night extremely awkward.

- Yeah, they ruined
our final night.

- You know,
you're a great girl.

You are.

- Okay.

- But, you know,
I fáááed up.

I...

I never should have done
what I did.

And...

And I'm sorry for that.

It just sucks that,
for whatever reason,

you had to go and talk
to other people, other than me.

I don't know
why you had to do that.

We could have figured
this out on our own.

- I hear you.

- I'm sorry if I hurt you,

and I'm sorry
the way things turned out.

It really sucks,
and I'm sorry.

- I feel good that he said,

"You're a good person.

Like, you know, it wasn't
your fault; it was mine."

But I realize
maybe it's my fault too.

Sháá happened.

That's over now.

We go forward
and move forward with our lives.

I didn't want it
to end like this.

You know what I mean?

- I'm ripped apart.

I treated her poorly,

and I'm sorry for making her
feel less than she is.

- With that being said,

would you like to have
a good evening as friends?

- I'd love to have
a good evening as friends.

And I'd love to walk
off this boat as friends.

So now just enjoy
the fire and enjoy the party

and not worry about it,
all right?

- Okay, can I get a hug?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

- There's no denying it now.

I got to come to terms
with the mistakes I've made

and try to repair them.

- Cheers, girl.
- Cheers.

- To ending the season
with a bang.

I'm tired, and I've had
a few drinks.

- I don't want
to light on fire.

- And...

just had enough.

Yes, guys, we fáááed.

Cheers.

- I think you're
a fáááing assáááá.

- Really?
Why?

- You want to put this
all one me?

It takes two to tango,
homie.

Whoa!

[laughter]

[trilling]

- I'm throwing in the towel.

I surrender.

- Okay, Eros.

You've been good to me,

but you haven't been
that good to me.

Goddess of love.

- That ain't no
goddess of love.

That's goddess of
fáááing secret love.

- Throw it like a helicopter!

Whoa!

[laughter]

You know, Eros spelled
backwards is "sore."

I'm just saying.

- [laughing]

Oh, God.

- Wait, what?

I thought Rocky was totally
making this up

just to get
under Emile's skin.

- And it was awesome!

It was great!

Laundry room.

Okay, if he's gonna say it,

I'm gonna freakin' say it.

- There it is.

- Finally, dude.

You're a false person.

You've lied.

You've tried
to embarrass this girl.

And now at least
the truth comes out.

- Hey, Eddie,
now that everyone knows,

you could get a blowjob tonight.

- Maybe I will.
- You should, you deserve one.

- Maybe I do.

- I'm speechless.

I mean, this is the last thing
I'd expect from Eddie.

I really looked at him
as, like,

this big brother boy scout.

I'm confused, because this
isn't the Eddie that I know.

- Yeah, let's get
that hot tub running again.

- It is like Eddie has been
invaded by a body snatcher,

because who is this guy
that I used to look up to?

He's not here anymore.

- Amy, you want a beer?
- Yes.

- I'm gonna come with you guys.
- Yeah, that was weird.

- And why would Eddie
announce that

in front of the captain?

- So it was good?
- Amazing.

- Was it?
- Amazing.

- Eddie, have you been
holding out on me?

- I'm not gonna say
anything more.

- You go,
you just go and slay,

my little slayer.

- Well, Edward.
- Well, Cap.

- You got your dirty laundry
aired but good.

- Okay.

- I don't mind telling you
I'm disappointed.

It was just
a colossal fááá-up.

- Yeah, a colossal--

- And I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it for your ass.

I expected more.

I'm disappointed in Eddie
on so many levels.

I mean, messing around
with the third stew?

He knows better.

He was letting one head
do the thinking

for the other head.

- How do I make it right?

- You can't change
what happened.

- No, I know.

- But you don't have to carry on
with this bullsháá facade

that you've been perpetrating
all evening,

like everything's great
and fun-and-games

and all the rest of that sháá,
'cause it's not.

- This is probably one of
the biggest fááá-ups of my life.

I know what I did was wrong.

I'm ashamed.

- Now you need to own it

and realize that it's
what you do

moving forward that counts.

You'll be just fine.

- Thanks, Cap.
- Yep.

- You okay?
- I'm fine, yeah.

- You good?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Captain's very
disappointed in me.

It's like having a father say
they're disappointed

in their son.

- I'm sorry.

- Okay.

- Just enjoy it.

- It's like, wait, wait,
was I the mistake,

or did you make a mistake?

- Cheers to our
great charter season.

- Cheers.

- Like, how do you think
I'm gonna feel about that?

Like, okay, was I just
a piece of ass?

I think you're
a fáááing assáááá.

- Really?
Why?

- What the fááá was that about?
- What was what about?

- Why did you come up here

and freakin' talk
about a mistake?

You know, you look
like an assáááá right now,

and you were winning,

and then you just
opened your mouth.

I really liked you.

I think you're
fááá awesome,

and I think you're
a really good guy.

I had feelings for you.

You're just doing this
to be, like, malicious now.

- Why does she feel like
the one who's been victimized?

I'm not the one who's going
and, like,

breaking up relationships
and fáááing people over.

I'm not the one trying
to go out there

and destroy reputations.

Well, I have to go
tell the truth

to my girlfriend right now
back home, so...

- So if that was
such a evil,

then why did you even
go there with me?

- You knew I had a girlfriend,

so why did you even
go there with me?

- Really?
Who initiated this?

- Didn't you just say--

- Who initiated this?
- You did.

- I did?
- Yeah.

- How did I initiate this?

- Oh, I don't know,
maybe when you, like,

lifted your black skirt up
and you had nothing underneath.

- Oh, my God.

- Love it.

- Good luck in life, bud.

- [chuckles]

You're gonna need
a lot more than luck.

- Yeah.
- Watch me go.

- There's a really good energy
on the boat right now.

- 'Cause everybody's leaving?
- Yeah, probably.

- Yeah.

- Right here,
there's a good energy.

- Oh, it's 'cause there's--
you're right, yeah.

- Yeah.

We've always been close.

- Yeah.

- And sometimes
even closer than close.

- Yeah.

- You deserve
a really good guy, you know?

- I know.

- And, like,
I'm not there yet.

- I know.

- I hope she can read
between the lines.

I'm trying to let her go,

and I hope that she
lets me go as well,

because I really want her
to be happy,

and I'm not gonna
provide that for her.

- I'm not sure
you'll ever get there,

but that's who you are.

- But I always want
to be there for you,

as a friend, or whatever,
you know?

- I know.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Taking off, huh?

- Yeah, thank you very much
for bringing me out.

- Been a pleasure.
- Appreciate it.

- I was really happy
that Captain brought me out.

- Anytime you need me,
I'm here for you.

- All right, buddy.

- And I hope he sees

that I'm taking this career
seriously.

- It was really good
meeting you.

- It was really nice to have
a deckhand

that actually worked hard.

- I hope I made life
a little easier for the crew.

- You take care.
- You do the same, buddy.

- Don't be a stranger;
I'm gonna miss you.

- Keep in contact.
- I will, I promise.

- I really like this lifestyle.

Any time you can head home

with a smile on your face
and a pocket full of cash,

what could be better?

- Still going
to California, Emile?

- Yeah.
- You are?

- Yeah, definitely.

Why the fááá not?

I do not give a fááá...

about what people think of me
going to California with Rocky.

- That's a good hug.

See you in Cali.

- I don't have a fáááing
crush on her.

Just friends with Rocky.

Even though I know
I'm a hard-ass...

- You're not a hard-ass;
you're a d*ck.

There's a difference.

- I'm a hard-ass.
- No, you're a d*ck.

- I'm a hard-ass.
- Anyways.

- Thank you for
when you caught me.

I'm very excited
to see Emile go.

I think I'd love to continue
a friendship with him

through texting only.

Okay, bye.

You're so annoying.

- No, come on, come on.

I say what I think.

It might come across
as arrogant, but it's truthful.

I am Emile,

and I am real.

Rocky...

I'll see you in California.

To the rest,

I wish the best.

- Come here,
my little hot mess.

I am gonna chill out
for a little while.

I'm gonna do some traveling,

and then get right back
into it,

hop on another charter season.

There you are.

I'm leaving with a lot
of thankfulness

for things that happened
this season.

I'm thankful for Kate and I,

how we were able to come from
so much tension last season

to end up working
so well together.

Thank you for everything.

I really enjoyed.

I got a few goosebumps, but...

- Oh, look!

- I really enjoyed
working with you so much.

- I know that Amy and I
are going to be in touch

after this boat.

- Bye.

- We might be new best friends.

- Fááá you, did it.

This was a bad season for me,

through and through, everything.

Leadership, decisions
I've made, weather.

Everything about this season
was a poor season for me.

- Stay in touch.

- Oh, you know I will.

- We're gonna do this again.

- All right.

I'm pissed off,
the way things ended.

Only at myself.

But I'm gonna go home

and...deal with
what I have to deal with.

- Farewell.
- Yeah, you as well.

- Ben.
- Bye, take care, love.

- I just have to say good-bye
to a couple people

and then leave for my flight?

Booyakasha.

All right.

[music warps]

Farewell.

- Yeah, you as well.

- Good luck in the future.

- You too.

- In eastern philosophy,

you're supposed to
love your enemy,

because they teach you
more than your friends do.

I love you, Kate.

I'm so proud that I
stuck it out this whole season.

I'd never been a stew before...

That felt so good.

And now I feel
like I'm Martha Stewart.

But I'm happy it's over.

Out of...here.

- Ta-ta!
- Bye.

- Later!

I never have to see
you guys again!

- God, that chick is whack.

There's a saying in yachting:
the only constant is change.

So you just never know
what to expect.

And when you first
get off the boat,

at first, it's like, run free!

But then you miss
the camaraderie.

You miss the sound
of the ocean.

You miss the rocking
of the boat.

Thank you for being
my roommate

and so much fun
on this boat.

- I think we actually were
pretty decent roommates.

- Well, yeah,
you did all the cleaning.

It was great.

My top moments
of this charter season

were definitely
master foam party

with Connie and Amy,

Ben coming back,

and working with Amy.

Hey, Ben, I'm leaving.

- Bye.

- What?

- You're funny.
- Just kidding.

[laughter]

- What's next for me is,

I'm putting down
a little bit of land roots.

Not too much;
I'm just getting a car.

I'm gonna get a two-door
hard-top convertible,

because I like the wind
in my hair.

- Do you need a hand
with your bag or anything?

- No, I think I got it.

- Okay, I'll get the door
for you.

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

- But not if I've spent time
on it.

- I feel like this is a really
clean divorce with you two.

- So clean.

- Take care.
- Bye.

- I'll see you.

I actually don't
want it to end.

I just got started.

- We have had some screws loose.

- Yes.

- Oh, my God.

But what else is new?

- Yeah.

- Hey, guys.

Captain,
always a pleasure, mate.

- All right, buddy.

- Thank you so much.

- Take care of yourself.
- Yeah, cheers.

- Saying good-bye
to Captain Lee,

it's making me realize

that I really do love
his program.

I really like working for him.

- Thanks for bailing me out.

- Oh, no,
thanks for inviting me.

- Now, get the hell
out of here.

- I will, don't worry.

It's definitely a tough program,

and it takes tough people.

And I'd like to consider
myself as tough.

Catch you on the flip side!

Ha-ha!

- Now everybody's gone.

- Yeah, the nuts have all
fallen off the tree,

haven't they?

- You have one dangling.

- Yeah.

- I wonder how long
she will last.

- We're about to find out.

- I guess so.

- Let's get to work.

This charter season
had a lot of difficulties.

[alarm beeping]

- Ow!

- Back off.

- There's your ticket.

At the end of the day,

the guests were all happy.

We made a ton of money
in tips.

So we still had to be
doing something correct.

[laughter]

This industry
is just full of surprises.

You absolutely have no idea
what's gonna happen next.

With that being said,

it's still the best
g*dd*mn job in the world.