14x07 - Dessert Week

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British television baking competition, in which a group of amateur bakers compete against each other in a series of rounds, attempting to impress two judges with their baking skills.
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14x07 - Dessert Week

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So, it's Dessert Week,
so I thought I'd make

some of my favourite puddings
just for you, Noel. So excited.

Oh, good.
OK, what about this, a cheesecake?

Oh, that stinks! What's that
made from?

Well, it's a cheesecake,
so it's made of Stilton.

Right. You got anything else?

Yeah, I have. What about this, then?

Is this underwear?

Well, yeah it's
a knickerbocker glory.

I don't think so. Oh, man.

I mean,
I think you're taking these recipes

just a little bit too literally.

Well, can I tempt you
with my spotted d*ck?

I do not want to see that.
Oh, fair enough, then.

Welcome to The Great British Bake
Off.

Is that Prue or Paul's?

Last time...

Holy mackerel.

..the bakers took on botanicals.

It's recognisable, like cat pee.

Late bloomer Josh finally got
Star Baker.

Oh, my goodness me. Perfection.

Matty had a horticultural
horror show.

It isn't a Showstopper.

As did Saku.

Your flavours are lacking.

But it was Dana who was guilty
of gilding the lily...

Is it style above substance?

..and she became the seventh baker
to leave the competition.

I'm so proud of myself.

I feel like I've smashed it,
Week Six!

Now... I'm pooing myself.
..it's Dessert Week.

And I'm so excited I've brought
my own spoon.

I've brought my own spoon!

The bakers face
a wobbly Signature Bake...

It's jiggly, she's jiggly.

..a race against time in
the Technical...

horrible feeling these are
going to be raw.

We're going to be right on
the buzzer, aren't we, I think?

..and it's bombes away in
the Showstopper.

You don't make meringue bombes
every day, do you?

No there's a reason for that.
They're hard!

..whose dessert-making skills
will desert them...

Oh, my gosh what have I done?

..when it comes to the crunch?

That is disgusting.
These are inedible.

Oh, my gosh, it's mad.

Week Seven.
It's been like a life journey.

The imposter syndrome
has kicked in massively.

When my name's not called to go,
I've been quite surprised.

I spend my time, like, seeing,
"Have they looked at me yet?

"Are they trying to avoid looking at
me cos they've got to say my name?"

Or have they looked at me like,
"Get ready, you're going."

Star Baker last week,
that was really special.

I'm still running through it now
even a week later.

I like dessert, I like anything
sweet, anything savoury, every food!

This week is hard.
It's going to be dramatic for sure.

Enjoyable to watch,
not enjoyable to do.

Hello, bakers.
Welcome back to the tent.

It's Dessert Week,

and I'm so excited I've brought
my own spoon.

I'm so excited as well.

I've brought my own spoon,
check this out!

I can't wait.
What are they baking?

Well, the judges would like you
to bake

a batch of eight exquisite
creme caramels. Mmm.

Your creme caramels
should consist of

a beautifully-set baked custard
with a caramel sauce.

Now, you've only got two hours
and 45 minutes.

On your marks. Get set. Bake!

You know, a creme caramel
is just cold and it's gelatinous.

It's gross.

I love creme caramels.

You want it to be lovely to eat
and just sort of melt in the mouth.

Very retro, aren't they?

It sort of reminds me of,
like, being young.

Everything was very... brown.

Creme caramel, you may remember
when you were a kid.

It's, basically, you get
a beautiful caramel on the top,

falling down the side of
a silky smooth, set custard.

Baking a perfect custard is
really tricky.

When it's perfectly baked,
it will be just set.

It wobbles like a jelly.

If it overbakes,
it gets little holes in it

and becomes stodgy and rock hard.

Obviously, they can introduce
flavour into the caramel or the
custard,

but the caramel has to be
the star of the show.

You want a rich golden brown.

If it's too pale,
you're not going to taste it.

If you go to the black stage,
then it's going to taste burnt.

My mother used to make absolutely
perfectly baked custard

which her mum had taught her.

Took me a long time to learn that.

Hi, Dan. Good morning.

Tell us all about your creme
caramel.

So I am doing the aromatic flavours
of a Thai green curry.

Good lord. What are you thinking?

What I'm thinking is... Why?

He's changing up the game, babes.
He's changing it up.

No, no, look. I think
it sounds really interesting.

Dan's Thai-inspired creme caramels
will be flavoured

with coriander root, galangal,
lemongrass and lime.

But how's the sweetness going to
work with the, the tang, spice...

I've worked quite hard with getting
the amount of aromatics in there

because if you put too much in,
it becomes quite bitter.

It sets, does it?

It's not on the firm side.
It's just on the nice...

On the wobble.
On the wobbly side, yeah.

I like it. On the Alison side. Yes!

We've got eight tea bags
for 800 grams of coconut milk

and 200 grams of milk,

and that's just literally going to
be left to infuse for a while.

So, I've just put in some lemongrass

and I'm putting in
some galangal now.

So, it's from the ginger family.

Whatever the flavours
the bakers are using,

they'll need to strike
a perfect balance...

Have I worried you? Yeah.

In a good way or a bad way? Bad.

..or risk overpowering
the dish's classic caramel flavour.

It's rosemary that I've brought from
home from my mum's garden.

Rosemary's an interesting one.

Cos you go slightly over,
it becomes medicinal.

Or you think of a roast. Yeah.

It's trying to find that balance.

How did you know when you'd reached
the right amount of rosemary?

Wing it.

She flies by the seat of her pants.

Right, I trust you, Tash.

Tasha's rosemary-infused custard
will be sandwiched between

a honey caramel and fig compote.

Dessert week, yes or no?

I say yes. You say yes?
I say no to creme caramel. Ah.

Have you seen the challenge videos
on YouTube?

No. People have to, like,
inhale them without their hands.

Oh... They have to, like,
suction them into their mouths.

Oh, no. Not sure about that.

Paul's going to have to eat a lot.

What, without his hands?
Yeah, I'm going to tie him up.

I think we'd pay good money
to see... Kinky handcuffs.

No, I don't want to see that.

It's not just the judges consuming
copious creme caramels.

In practice, I've been doing 12.

When we was waiting to come in,

everyone was like,
"We're only doing eight."

I'm going to do 12 anyway.

Hopefully there's some margin
for error, then.

Matty's favourite eight creme
caramels will feature

a custard infused with chai,
coconut and vanilla,

though he's not entirely sure why.

Why chai?

Do you drink chai a lot, do you,
at school and stuff?

Not particularly.
I'm more of a coffee kind of guy.

So again, why chai?

I wanted to do something with
coconut cos I quite like the flavour

of coconut and I feel that it
marries quite nicely.

Sounds great. Thank you.

Matty, don't let him upset you.
Every time.

Thank you, Matty.
Thank you, cheers.

Why did he say that?
Do you think he likes chai?

It's a good question.
I don't even know if I like chai.

I'm nervous for you now. Good luck.

I'm just starting on my caramel.

I'm just looking for a nice,
deep amber colour.

Achieving a perfect caramel means
walking a tightrope.

It's quite a temperamental process,

and it takes patience,
and I've not got much of that.

Apply too much heat too quickly
and it will be ruined.

You need to be really careful.

If you just go 30 seconds over,
bitter.

It's, uh,
just getting the timing right.

That looks pretty good.

I feel like that's right.

But heat it too slowly...

It's taking forever.

..and it won't become caramel at
all.

Feels, like, a bit crystallised.

I might have to redo it, you know.

I'm just going to redo it.

As Matty starts again...

Got the honey going in, sticky.

..two bakers are taking a
different approach to caramel.

I'm doing a cheat's way

because I'm just literally
using honey.

I'm just heating
the honey until it's reduced.

This is jaggery.
It belongs to the palm family.

We use in Sri Lanka quite a lot.

But for Saku, jaggery
involves an extra risk.

Jaggery sets harder. Yeah.

It's hard to get out
of the... of a mould.

What point do you tip it out, then?
Still when it is hot.

If it goes cold, no, it's sticking.

You'd need a chisel and
a hammer to get them out.

Using jaggery, cardamom and nutmeg,

Saku's creme caramels
will be mini versions of

a popular pudding from
her homeland.

I am making a Sri Lankan
dessert, watalappan.

My mum made those at home.
This is one of her favourite.

When I am coming here every morning,
I ring her.

She knows that I am making
this today.

Also infusing family flavours
is Josh.

Creme caramel was my nan's favourite

and also one of her favourite
flavours was plums and custard.

Do you know what I love about you?
You always honour your Nana.

I know, yeah. It's so lovely.
She'd be so proud of you.

Josh's cinnamon and orange custard
will be topped

with cinnamon-spiced plums
and tempered chocolate butterflies

in an attempt
to build on last week's success.

Hello, Star Baker. Hello.

That was good, wasn't it, last week?
Yeah, that was amazing.

That was amazing.
I was not expecting that at all.

So you've had a handshake, right?
Yeah.

And you've been Star Baker? Yeah.

Imagine if you win Star Baker again.
No?

I don't know.

So, when I practised it,
I overdid the honey

and it was rock solid,
so I want to get a balance.

I'm going to put that
in my ramekins.

Just gotta do a nice, thin caramel.

So I'm going to use it all,
so it's about two tablespoons.

Caramel take two.

I went too slow with it, I think,
so I'm going to speed up the heat.

I need it to be made now.

Bakers, you are halfway through.

This is the infused milk
for my custard.

So I'm just going to pass it
through a sieve

and then bring that together
with the eggs.

So, the eggs is what's
going to set it.

Achieving the correct balance
between whole eggs

and egg yolks is crucial.

You want your custard to have
a nice wobble

but you don't want it
to be too hard like rubber.

Not enough whole eggs,
and the custard won't set correctly.

Three eggs and four yolks.
Bit worried it might not set.

But too many and it will set firm...

Eight whole eggs.

..and lose the delicate texture
the judges are looking for.

It's rich, not hugely thick.

Still wibbly-wobbly in the middle.

I'm just going to gently whisk this
mixture into the egg.

It's quite empty in the tent now.
It's horrible.

Do you think you'll stay in touch?
Yeah, definitely.

I mean. I'm very difficult
to stay in touch with, I am,

cos I never answer my phone.
Spend two weeks to reply to a text.

Remain a little bit enigmatic
and mysterious.

"Where's Dan gone?" No-one knows.
No-one knows!

"Is Dan still alive?" Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.

Like Bigfoot, there was a sighting,

just a blurry picture of Dan
just leaving like that.

That will pour into my ramekin
and my caramel.

Caramel on the bottom,
custard on top.

Gotta make sure they're all
the same amount.

It needs to have
a little water bath around it.

So, the hot water bath stops
the eggs from curdling.

Makes me nervous that everyone
is, like, putting it in the oven

and I'm still making
bloomin' caramel.

Here we go, 35 minutes.



Be good to me.

I don't get why it's not working.

It feels like it's
crystallising again.

And now we actually have
a problem, so I'm going again.

And everyone else's
are, like, in the oven

and my caramel isn't even cooked.

As Matty attempts to conquer his
caramel for the third time...

Can't do anything else
until this is sorted.

..everyone else can turn
to their toppings.

I'm going to make some fig jam.

They were worried about my creme
caramels tasting medicinal.

I'm thinking maybe I add
a bit more sugar.

The plums I'm going to cut into
cubes, and I'm going to just

stew them with some orange juice
and cinnamon.

I don't want them to fall apart,
I want them to keep their shape.

Going to put some orange segments in
some orange liqueur.

Should go still like a citrus
tartness, but sweet as well.

With orange decoration,
an orange zest,

and nutmeg-infused custard,

Cristy is hoping her citrus flavours
will impress Paul and Prue.

How much has it taken over your
life, this situation? Oh, my gosh.

You don't stop practising,
you don't stop thinking about it,

you go to bed and you're
having dreams.

You dream about it as well? Yeah!

Really? It's mad, yeah...

What sort of dreams have you had?

Paul going, "It's not good enough!"

How simple is that?
It's so annoying.

It's pretty much there, to be fair.

Probably needs longer,
but I'm very conscious of time.

They take 25 to 35 minutes...

..so I'm trying them at 25
and praying to God.

Bakers... You have...
Half an hour... Left.

That's not good.

That's not good at all.

Don't think it's going to be ready,

but I'm just going to do
a wobble check.

Here we go.

There's absolutely no room
for error when it comes to

the bake of a creme caramel.

They're wobbling.
Just checking the wobble.

Take them out a minute too early...

Hooray. Yeah? Yeah.

..and they could collapse
when de-moulded.

Got a nice little cheeky little
wobble on them. Oh, yeah.

Wobbly, but not too wobbly.

Wibbly-wobbly.

But too long,
and they will set too hard,

resulting in a bubbly,
scrambled egg texture.

I think they're basically
nearly there.

I'm going to give them two minutes.

They've still got 15 minutes to go.
Well, more than 15.

I wanted them out
in the fridge by now,

not still liquid in the oven.
Will they take ages to cool down?

Yeah. It's all about heating things
up and cooling it down.

You've really simplified this
show here, Noel.

Baking. You heard it here first.

Why don't we just not do either?

We'd be in the same situation we
were. I've had a good go at it!

They've all got the
wobble in the middle,

so I'm going to leave them
at that now.

They've got a slight wobble.

Yeah, they're cooked.

So, I'm just going to let them cool.

To obviously de-mould,
you need to get them nice and cold.

While most of the bakers are
cooling their creme caramels,

that's the last thing Saku wants.

Now I need to turn this out.

As the colder hers gets...

The jaggery, when it hardens,
I can't take it out, it breaks.

..the more likely they are
to stick to the moulds.

Please come.

Why it's not happening?

Yes!

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

Time for some decor, which is
more caramel, so I can't wait.

Butterfly is always
synonymous with my nan.

When she was coming towards
the end, she'd always say,

"Whenever you see a butterfly
around, that's me watching."

That's so beautiful.

It's weird because you don't see
many butterflies any more, do you?

I get loads in the garden. Do you?
You've gotta have the right plants.

Lots of flowers,
and they like buddleia plants.

Well, I've got Astroturf.

I think that's where you're
going wrong.

Course it's working
first time, this one.

The one where I've got plenty
of time to sort out.

I want to get some spirals.

I'm doing little honeycomb tuiles.

Look, look who's here.

What's he doing here?

He shouldn't be in here now,
should he? No!

He's off, he's off, it's fine.
Like a wild tiger,

just sort of milling about.

When's the zookeeper coming?

You mean Prue?

Looks good, I'm happy.

My mum, I want her to be proud!

They're coming out regardless.

Got to rapidly cool 'em.

Go on Noel, tell 'em.

Bakers, you have ten minutes left.

Time is ticking!

You can do this.

Yes, you can!
We believe in you.

Flippin' hell.

We are turning out.

This is the crunch time now,
isn't it?

You don't know
until you de-mould it, do you?

Oh, this is so stressful.

Ideally, I'd have them in the fridge
for an hour, but here we are.

I've got my fingers crossed
for numerous things right now.

I hate this part.

Moment of truth.

It's jiggly. She's jiggly.

They've just got loads
of little bubbles, haven't they?

They're just on the edge of set.

I don't know what they're going
to be like. I'm very nervous.

Not too bad.

A few more, and then
I can breathe again.

Go, go, go.

That's two.

Hello. Oh, you're coming in at
a de-moulding time.

I'm like your lucky charm, aren't I?

No, you're not.

Please, come out of there. Noel!
thr*aten it.

You've gotta come back,
you're making me scared.
Am I bad juju?

Am I? No, Noel, go away.

Come on. It's the suction.

Come back when they're out.
I love to watch this bit. No!

It's the best bit. All right,
I'll leave you. OK, come out.

There you go! Thank you, Jesus.

That's cos I went to leave. I know!

Oh, you bugger.

I've had a collapse.

Donkey.

Probably needed another minute
in the oven.

Should've made 12, like Matty,
shouldn't I?

Let's pick the eight.

I like that one.

Bakers, you've got just
one minute left.

Better get a move on doing that,
actually.

Sticky nuts, I'm calling them.

Bee tuiles.

The tuiles, they are not artistic.

Butterfly sits on top.

Tried my best.
That's all you can do.

Bakers, your time is up.

What a horrible challenge.

Please step away from your
creme caramels.

Well done, kids. Well done.

It's in the flavour now, innit?
In the tasting.

That was so stressful.

I weren't expecting to get 'em out.

It's time for the bakers'
Signature creme caramels

to face the judgment of
Paul and Prue.

Hello, Dan. Hello.

So, these are my Thai green
curry-inspired creme caramels.

Don't say curry. OK.

Just Thai. Don't say curry.
Thai-inspired.
This is bonkers, I'm loving it.

Have you got curry in there? No.

It's sort of intriguing though,
isn't it? OK, OK.

It's got the wobble, which I love.
The wobble's there.

You're suffering from
a slight under-bake. I am.

That one looks a bit desperate, Dan.

I love that texture.

That's beautiful. It really is.

You've got your flavours spot-on.

It's the lemongrass that makes that.

It's very nearly perfect.

It doesn't look perfect
because they're collapsed,

but that flavour is lovely. Thank
you. That's great,

thank you very much. You've invented
a dessert, Dan.

Well done. Thank you.

The texture on the side is
pretty bad.

I mean, it's bubbled up quite badly.

And that's because you left them in
the oven too long. A bit overcooked.

That's boiled inside. Gosh.

At the moment the orange is there,
but the caramel isn't.

They're too solid. OK.

That's the big issue. Oh, OK.

They look really interesting.

I was worried about you making
caramel with honey.

Could it have been
a little bit thicker? Yeah.

There's a swimming pool of
sweetness.

It needs to be on the top, really.

That is a beautiful set.
Smooth as anything.

The fig comes through,
the rosemary's barely there.

But the flavour, it's lacking
a little bit of direction.

I think using honey was such
a lovely idea.

But everything is too sweet.

OK, thank you.

They're so pretty. They're almost
identical.

And your jaggery seems to have
worked. It's nice and evenly shiny.

It's very sweet. Yeah.
Which I sort of expected.

Cardamom comes through beautifully,
but it's too thick.

How many eggs did you have? Eight.
Eight whole eggs?

Yeah. I think that could be
the problem.

You've got too much egg white. Hmm.
OK, yeah.

Straight off I think they look very,
very pretty

and there's a lot of finesse
to this.

There's a lot of bubbles in there
on the side.

They're slightly overbaked.

The spiced plum and the orange
together,

the taste in that is delicious,
with the sweetness level just so.

The plums are not as cooked
as I'd expected,

and that's rather nice.

They've got a sort of freshness
of fresh fruit.

Just the texture's slightly off.
It is overbaked.

But you can't get over
the flavour of that. Thank you.

Well done, Josh.

They look quite attractive. I think
your caramel could have been

a little bit darker. You can tell by
the colour there, it's too pale.

Yeah. But they look nice and smooth.

I love the flavour. Hmm.

Because the chai flavour's quite
strong, it's interesting.

And I think it really works.

But they are probably
a little overbaked.

Looks like a frankfurter sausage.
You know, when you get the skin

on a frankfurter? You're not selling
it, Paul! That's enough now.

Tastes good, though. Well done.
No, it really tastes delicious.

I keep wanting to go back
for another bite. Thank you, Matty.

Thank you. I'd actually eat a hot
dog creme caramel.

It went all right, to be fair,
I think.

When they was commenting on
the colour of the caramel,

you don't know how lucky you are
to have any caramel here!

I wouldn't take a risk unless it was
worth taking.

I've created a little dessert for
myself. I'm happy I pleased Paul.

Oh, I'm sad.
It's not silky and smooth.

It is not good for me.
I will be in danger.

It was the bubbles.
The stupid bubbles.

I'm not going to be making
them again.

The bakers have no idea what awaits
them in the Technical Challenge.

Hello, bakers,
welcome back to the tent,

it's time for your
Technical Challenge.

Today it's been set
for you by Paul Hollywood.

I don't know if you've noticed
but he's wearing desert boots.

What you think are desert boots are
actually dessert boots.

They're made out of
a thin layer of trifle.

They're new on the market.
Check those out.

So, Paul, have you got any words
of advice for our bakers?

This recipe has got three very
distinctive textures.

You've got to get them all right
for it to work.

OK, well, judges, you can leave now.
No snacks, remember,

leave some room for dessert,
thank you.

Paul would love you
to make six individual orange

and ginger treacle puddings.

Your steamed sponges should be
soft and light,

and served with a smooth custard
and a ginger and orange syrup.

You've got an hour and a half,
which is plenty of time.

On your marks. Get set.
Bake!

I don't know how to make this.

I am following the instructions.
We'll get there.

I've never made anything like this
before.

So it's going to go real well.

I love a steamed pudding. It's
a proper rib-sticking pudding,

isn't it, like? Get it down you!

Paul, this is one
of my absolute favourite puddings.

A proper steamed sponge pudding.

Yeah. This has got
a beautiful golden syrup on the top.

Served with creme anglaise,
and then you have the ginger

and the orange syrup as well.
Let's go through the dangers.

The k*ller thing, I think,
with this is timing.

Yeah, OK. Straight away they have
to cr*ck on with

the syrup that goes on the top.

Now we've allowed 20 minutes
with the syrup, getting it right.

And then they've got to think of
the sponge,

and it's critical that they get
the bake right.



Now with an hour and a half, that
doesn't give you

a lot of wriggle room. No.

Who's going to use their time
wisely?

Would you like to try one, Prue?
Yes, please!

Then you have this beautiful syrup.

That with the creme anglaise,
which is beautiful

and silky smooth. The orange,
the ginger,

it just blends beautiful together.
It's amazing because

the texture is both very moist
and yet it's light.

Hmm. Paul, this is heaven.

I'm looking forward
to six more of them.

And I'm going to have difficulty not
eating all of this.

So my syrup, make the caramel.

With 50g of caster sugar
and three tablespoons of water.

Yeah, I'm buzzing for that.
Cannot wait to make more caramel.

I'm mentally scarred.

You know your way around
a treacle pudding, don't you?

No. I do not. No. You're too young.
Yeah.

Nobody eats puddings any more,
do they?

Not steamed ones, do they?

It's like something from
the Victorian era.

This is nearly, nearly there.

Carefully pour in the boiling water.

Add some lemon wedge and stir until
the mixture comes to the boil.

Simmer to produce a golden syrup.
That's not golden.

So this is going to go in the bottom
of the sponge,

so I'm going to get this bad
boy syrupy.

This don't look right. It's stuck.

So I assume once it heats up
it will melt, maybe?

What's going down in the Tash
kitchen?

You do this every single
time you have a technical.

I get a massive sigh.
What's going on?

I don't understand why they've asked
us to make

a caramel and then add
a load of boiling water.

Cos it makes it all juicy for when
it's in the sponge.

If I go there, you go here.
Let's switch.

I'm assuming. Ain't got a clue.

Make an orange and ginger
sponge batter.

Butter's gone in, caster sugar's
gone in. Eggs have just gone in.

Let's do the stem ginger.

No-one's going to want
a big bit of stem ginger, you know.

Chopping this like a nutter.

Grated zest of an orange.

Then I'll fold through my flour.

How's everyone making their sponge?

What am I doing wrong?
Oh, look it's starting to mix in.

Is it? Or am I just fooling myself?

I think I'm just fooling myself.
It's all to the side.

Treacle pudding.
It's not very modern, is it?

It's from an era of Prue Leith,
isn't it?

It might be more Paul, actually.
'70s stodge.

Yeah, '70s stodge. Yeah, yeah.

Little 12-year-old Paul
with his blue eyes gleaming.

"Mum, mum!"
He's got a conker in one hand.

Yeah, that's it, yeah. And a little
school bag over his shoulder.

Rushes in.
Eats his treacle pudding.

I don't know, but it is too runny.

It needs to be a golden syrup
kind of a texture.

I don't want to go on to too many
steps because I think this is going
to be quite a crucial bit.

I want to watch this and make sure
it's OK.

Any delay at this stage will mean
less time to bake.

It's going for ages.

And with it needing at least 40
minutes in the oven...

I'm going to spend a minute or two
just getting this bang-on.

..this could prove disastrous.

Put the kettle on.

Bakers, it seems nuts but you're
halfway through already.

This is a quick one, isn't it?
Really.

I love a quickie. I love a...

I think we're about there then now.

Spoon some syrup into the mould.

It's very pale, but it's got
to go in.

Divide the sponge batter
between moulds.

I'm very aware that this isn't
ready yet.

What have you been doing? I know!
How's he already there?

Don't look at others. Stop.
Just concentrate on yourself. Yeah.

This is your week.

Why do you laugh when I say that?
Next week's your week.

Cover with paper and foil.

Can you tell I never did Scouts?
It says steam

in a bain-marie in the oven.

Right, my little beauties.

How long we are baking?
I have no idea how long.

Maybe I'll leave them in for 25,


They're only small, aren't they?
Do 25 minutes.



Yeah, so I've started with
the sponge,

nothing, like, extravagant,

just creaming the butter
and then I'll add the sugar.

I have no idea if that syrup is what
it should look like,

so we will find out when they
eat it.

Bakers, you have half an hour left.

Is that it?

Time is ticking!

Bit stressed but I shouldn't be.
Just chill out.

I can make the creme anglaise now.

I looked at the ingredients,
I'm like, "Yes! I have done this."

So I'm going to heat the milk
and the cream.

Whisk your egg yolks with your
caster sugar till nice and pale.

Pour over your eggs nice and slowly.

Stir it until it goes thick.

But not that thick.

It has to be pouring consistency,
I think.

How long do these things take
to steam?

I want to give that as long as
I can in there.

I don't want to serve them
anything underbaked.

Serve the puddings with
a jug of ginger and orange syrup.

So I've just added the orange juice
and the stem ginger.

Reduce to a pouring consistency.

Do you like technicals, Saku?

Why? Because it is not the full
instructions, isn't it?

That's the thing. If you've never
made one... It's really hard.

..where do you get the knowledge?

Shall I tell you where you get that
knowledge from? Yes, please.

Just look at everyone else's.

Don't want to over reduce this.

But I don't want it too
loose either.

So it's now over reduced. Ah!

Bakers, you have ten minutes left.

I should check these,
I'm going to check this one.

Should I just take one out
and see how it's looking?

I don't know how I'm going to tell
they're done, cos

they're literally covered up,
aren't they?

The moment of truth.

Oh! It's not done.

They're not done.

Think it needs longer.
I don't know. They seem soft.

Turn that oven up. A little bit
more.

I think the bain-marie is actually
slowing down the cooking.

I'm going to go rogue and stick them
in without the bain-marie.

Oh, da-da-da-da.

Bakers, you have five minutes left.

We're going to be right on
the buzzer, aren't we, I think.

It's going to be a rush job.

Josh looks a bit scared.
Are you going to be all right?

Are you going to be all right,
five minutes good?

Got to get them out.
They're not done.

But they're going to have to be
done. I'm really scared now.

Give me strength, Lord.

Horrible feeling these are going
to be raw.

Oh, dear.

Oh, flip, they're raw. Oh!

It's a bit uncooked at the top.

Oh! No. That one's raw.

Oh, wow. They're so raw.

Oh, my gosh, they can't eat this,
they're going to get ill.

Oh, my gosh, what have I done?

Bakers, you have one minute left.

No! Oh!

Oh, no!

This is a car crash.

I'm not even pouring them.

OK, that one's more cooked.

Do I have to be judged? Aw.

Are they meant to be raw or what?

Your time is up.

Oh, my God.

I can't! I can't serve that!

Please come and place your bakes
behind your photographs

on the gingham table.

They can't eat them.

Oh, they're going to need a straw.

If any of you need a flask...

Aw! I can't cope.

The judges are looking for six
impeccable treacle puddings,

served with a delicious syrup
and silky custard,

and comprising of light, airy
perfectly steamed sponges.

It's your duty.

That is disgusting.

Well, OK, let's start over here.
Those are raw.

These are inedible.
They really are.

Creme anglaise is OK.

Pouring consistency.

Moving on. Creme anglaise is OK.

The syrup's not bad as
well, actually.

Steamed sponges are inedible.

That's just stodge. They needed
another quarter of an hour

or something.

Creme anglaise looks OK.

The syrup looks pretty good as well.
Same problem.

This is even worse. Uh, these are
inedible.

They needed much longer cooking.

The size of them are terrible
as well.

We actually have something that's
got a bake on it.

OK, so let's taste this.

The flavour's good.

The orange tang coming
through nicely.

Mm-mm.

This has some element of a bake.
It's the right consistency.

And it's the right balance of ginger
and orange.

Moving on to the last one.
That is terrible.

I think this is a bit burnt.

Slightly, yeah.

That's pretty awful. It's just
liquid. Nil points!

Yeah, nil points.

Paul and Prue will now rank
the puddings

from worst to least worst.

So in sixth place we have this one.

Matty, it's a disaster.
Oh, it is.

In fifth spot we have this one.
Saku, terrible. I know.

Fourth is Cristy and in
third place is Josh.

In second place we have
this one.

And, Dan, I'm afraid we're still on
the terrible.

I know. And in first place is this
one.

Tash. Not as terrible,

but pretty terrible.
But at least it was edible.

Thanks.

Anyway, you've all learnt
a little bit about how

to make steamed puddings.

At least you're all roughly on

the same level, do you know what
I mean? That's not a compliment!

Is this making you feel better?

You've let Prue down,
you've let me down,

you've let yourselves down.

Consider yourselves roasted.

I will take that.

A win is a win.

I'm trying my best.
Because I want to come back.

Went all right.

Flashbacks to being at school, that.
You know, when they're like...

They're worse than angry.
They're so disappointed.

But we got a laugh!

Dessert week.
It's been a roller-coaster.

I think the technical was

the worst thing I have ever judged
on Bake Off. Oh!

It's up there.
I was disappointed.

Judging that was quite difficult.

So I guess we have to ignore
the technical.

The signature they did OK.
Now you look at Dan,

you know, with that sort of Thai
influence there with his flavours.

But it worked, didn't it? It was
really odd, but it did work.

And Matty did OK. Josh did OK.
I think Josh did OK.

I think what we've got here,
we've got a split.

I think the girls are in trouble and
the lads are safer than the girls.

Even Tasha? I'm devastated.

She's middling, but Saku
and Cristy are in a worse position.

It's going to make
the show stopper exciting, I think.

Some of them will come out fighting

and some of them will be
demoralised.

Did I roast them a bit too much?
No. Yes.

A little bit.

Hello, bakers. Welcome back to
the tent.

And well done for getting to

the show stopper on Dessert Week
without running away.

Yes, there's certainly been no
deserters just yet, has there, Noel?

No, but it was touch-and-go
yesterday.

It certainly was. It certainly was.

So for your show stopper challenge,

the judges would like you to make

a sharing size dessert which is
encased within

a highly decorative meringue bombe.

Now that is a bombe with an "e".

I don't want any explosions in
the tent.

And I, for one, don't want to be
picking meringue out of

my barnet all day tomorrow.
That's very true.

You have four hours until we dispose
your bombes by yamming them down.

On your marks. Get set.
Bake!

This is the worst challenge yet.

My practice ones have not been
successful. I'm pooing myself.

The biggest challenge is going to
be making the meringue bombe itself.

I've done nine million meringues
this week and two worked.

It lives up to its name of a bombe.

It's a high-risk one, innit.
And potentially the last.

What we're asking for is
a meringue bombe.

It looks like a sphere,

and inside it any kind of
dessert they like.

The meringue itself is probably

going to be French meringue

because it's stable
and it's strong.

So French meringue is essentially
whisked egg whites with sugar.

And getting nice, hopefully glossy,
stiff peaks.

That's what I'm hoping for.

We've asked for a bombe shape,

so we're testing them on their
meringue engineering skills.

The most obvious is to use a mould.

The bakers will do it in two halves.

There's a terrific danger that
they'll cr*ck.

Now this is dessert week,
so we are expecting mousse,

creams, creme diplomats,
sponge, chocolate,

anything that they wish,
but they must taste

and work amazingly well together.

I am making the choux buns
first, vigorously!

First thing we're going for is
a genoise sponge.

Once that's out the oven it frees it
up to be used for the meringue.

Of course it's someone's last bake.

After the Technical Challenge we
are expecting perfection.

We can't have Mr Hollywood
disappointed again.

He gets very bad-tempered when
he's disappointed.

Hi, Matty. Good morning.
Hello, Matty. Morning.

Tell us all about your
meringue bombe.

Well, I'm hoping to produce
something slightly better

than yesterday. Well, that'd be
good.

Baked would be good.
Something edible.

I thought I'll push the boat out and
do something a bit weird.

So pistachio, strawberry and basil,
so it's kind of like

a fusion between English summer
and Italian summer. Nice.

A summer sandwich cake
of pistachio cremeux

and strawberry and basil compote

mousse will sit inside
Matty's French meringue bombe.

I'm really concerned about
the meringue. Is it stable?

Icing sugar's also going in.

Makes it a little bit more dense,
so that hopefully it holds itself.

OK, well, you seem to know what
you're talking about.

But there again, what does
that mean?

You see, I've lost all faith,
you see.

You've got to build me back
up again.

Yep, yep, stiff peaks.

Got to do the old Bake Off thing,
haven't I?

Just going to put my meringue
mixture into the moulds.

And you don't make meringue bombes
every day, do you?

No, there's a reason for that.
Why?

They're hard.

This is make or break now.

With a spherical shape and weight of
a dessert to support...

I'm literally shaking.

..it's essential the bakers produce
strong meringue shells.

It's got to take quite a weight.
It's quite a big bombe, this one.

Any imperfections or thin
areas now...

Get it as even as possible.

..could cause cracks
and weaknesses later.

I've got an extra mould in case
one's cracks are too deep to mend.

Oh, I hope it will come in
one piece.

My meringue bombe today is called
the Pale Blue Dot,

based on our humble little home,
the Earth.

We're just basically suspended in
a galaxy.

All our little woes
and worries in the tent are

insignificant in the grand scheme of
the universe, isn't it?

Beneath an Earth's crust
of chocolate genoise,

{\an7}Dan's trifle consists
of orange creme pat,

{\an7}strawberry bavarois,

{\an7}and his Earth's core

{\an7}of raspberry jelly.

These layers are quite moist.

So are they not going to make your
meringue too soggy?

That's why I've sort of put
the sponge on the outside, as

a bit of a barrier as well.

So I've tried to use really light
sort of mousses

and things, but I have found when
I made it, it was still quite heavy.

Yes. And I think with my big pie
fingers,

I just need to be really delicate
with the moving around of it.

What you going to do with your big
fingers? Well, I need

to turn these into patisserie
delicate fingers,

but I sometimes struggle with that.
Good luck, sounds good.

OK, thank you very much, cheers.

While Dan gets on
with his blue dot...

Just piped Macclesfield,
glorious Cheshire.

..Josh's aim is fixed on
a small green ball.

So summer months I love
to watch Wimbledon

and play a bit of tennis.

And I've got home-grown
strawberries off the garden,

so strawberries and cream is
the flavours.

It's a match made in heaven.

Within his tennis-themed bombe,

Josh will be serving up his

cheesecake of mascarpone whipped
cream

with a touch of champagne,

sandwiched by layers of strawberry
mousse and strawberry jam.

It's going to be a green ball.

I'm going to put, like, tennis
balls, tennis rackets,

strawberries on there. I'm going in.

I think I can fit both in at
the same time.

Right, meringue, it's been nice
knowing you.

Bake meringues low and slow.

Thank God they're in.

So I'm doing mine at 110 for


That's going in for an hour
and a half.

But while everyone else is baking

both halves of their
bombes together...

One in the oven.

..Saku has decided
to bake hers separately.

I don't want to bake both together,
so I'm making the base later.

It is a flower bonnet.
There will be bees.

My bee is my son. He is Binera.

In short we all call him bee,
the buzzing bee.

Sometimes he's a pain in the bottom,
just like buzzing everywhere. Yeah.

Marzipan bumblebees will buzz around
Saku's flowery bombe,

and inside will be two flavours
of profiteroles,

passion fruit creme pat,

and pistachio and Irish cream.

Saku, yesterday you let me down.

Let it go. Please, let it go.

Exactly. Please, let it go?
Yes.

All right, then. Saku.
You're joking, aren't you?

That's too early!

Right, then. There's so much going
on. I've got to get another bowl.

I'm absolutely rinsing
the bowls already.

With their bombes away
and the time a-ticking...

Cannot relax. There's no time for
relaxing in this game, is there?

..the bakers must multi-task if
they're to create

the multitude of elements they'll
need for their dessert.

Speed baking... Speed merchant
for sponges, meringues, mousses.

These are the strawberries, they're
off my garden.

So these are going to be used for
multiple things. I've got

a jam base. I'm also going to make
a strawberry mousse on the top.

Just strawberries and basil for the
compote. Also goes into the mousse.

Raspberry puree, it is going to be

the molten core, so I need to get
these frozen quick.

Making a little hole at the bum.
If not it will collapse.

Little bum hole.

Hi, Tasha. Hello.
How's it going?

It's OK. I'm keeping it
simple-ish today.

I'm going with plum, ginger.

Paul, ginger... Paul, ginger? Yeah,
you don't want to override the...

Plum and ginger.
Not Paul and ginger.

That would be interesting,
wouldn't it?

I wonder what he'd actually
taste like in a bake.

Bet it would look good, but it would
be sour.

Branches of pink plum blossom will
wrap around

Tasha's bombe containing profiterole
plums, filled

with plum and ginger creme diplomat,
and topped with plum craquelin.

Choux pastry is a lot of arm
strength, which I don't have.

But Tasha isn't the only baker
filling their bombe

with choux pastry.

Just going to get my bits ready for
the choux buns.

There's pressure when other people
are doing the same thing,

which I'm thrilled about.

But Cristy is hoping to make her
profiteroles stand out

by making them stand up.

So I'm doing a little
mini croquembouche.

A mini croquembouche? Yes.

And then how's the meringue fitting
over the top of that?

The lid on top sort of domes over.

Cristy will really be hoping
to spoil the judges with

a croquembouche of summer berry
creme diplomat

protruding from a bombe covered in
multicoloured meringue kisses.

The kisses only take an hour.

So I'm going to make some
royal icing

and construct it like that all
round. Oh, you're going to stick

them on with royal icing? Yeah.

So it'll be sort of spiky?
Yeah.

Oh, lovely, it sounds quite modern.

Do you think this is going to help
or hinder your bake?

Are you going to keep that on
all day?

Bakers, you are halfway through.

Come on, meringue!

Mine's all cracking.

Round the sides, it's all come up
and left it all behind.

You seem so chilled out today.
I'm not going to be chilled if those

meringues don't work when they come
out. So what happens if these

meringues don't work? We panic.

Would that be the worst thing that
could happen? Yeah.

Right, OK, do you know what?
I'm going to get them out.

Oh, I'm so worried.

Yeah, they look good.
That one looks good.

Oh, he can use an oven!

Oh, not great, if I'm honest.

Oh, my gosh.

It's properly cracked.

I feel sick. I'm nervous.

Demoulding the spheres is
scary.

A steady hand is critical...

Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
Don't rush.

..as the smallest fracture line
could result

in a bombe shell expl*si*n.

It's a delicate little petal,
that is.

Oh, it's cracking like a good 'un.

This one looks really nice.

It didn't cr*ck.

Very, very thin there.
It's like a meteor's hit it.

Thank you, Lord Jesus. Ah!

Oh, my God.

The same is going to happen to
the others.

Oh, my God.

I've got one, I've got one,
haven't I?

It looks like a cave or something.

I'm not taking any chances.
I'm going to cut it.

If two cr*ck, then it wasn't
meant to be.

It's just cracked on the inside,
not the outside,

but I'm going to weld it up
with the royal icing.

This is fine, this one's fine.

Ooh, look at your domes.
They're good, right?

Yeah, I know. They're out,
thankfully.

Come on, let's show those judges.
Yeah.

Let's go bang!
Put that in your pipe, Hollywood.

This is the next layer on
my dessert,

mascarpone and champagne filling.

But while everyone else finishes off
their dessert elements...

The choux needs to get in the oven
as quickly as I can get it.

..Saku still has half a bombe
to bake.

Uh, now I'm making
the second lot of meringue.

This is the base. Oh, now I am
running behind.

You couldn't break those now,
could you?

Don't touch them, Noel. Don't joke.
What sort of weight could they take?

A squirrel? Stop it.

A gerbil? A large otter? Stop it.

Bakers, you have half an hour left.

I can't worry, I can't panic.

It's too fiddly for panicking.

I'm just using the royal icing that
I've made to just stick them all on.

So I'm just piping some tennis balls
on to here.

Are you making bumblebees?
I love that guy.

That's queen bee. Oh, queen bee.
Ah!

That's her crown. Come on.
I thought it was her lips.

I thought that bee was pouting.

That's the storm brewing from
the south pole, that is.

So meringue bombes, Prue.

I do think that all
of them sound absolutely delicious.

It comes down to that meringue.

This will strengthen it up.

Matty and Dan's got
the trickiest position.

They've all got so many layers.
Just trying to line my meringue,

the Earth's crust.

And those things are quite moussey.
They're mostly liquid. Yeah.

What you don't want it anything too
wet touching the meringue.

A few of them are using the choux.

They're clever enough to put their
mixtures inside choux pastry.

But they actually weigh a ton.
Yeah.

I think there's a good danger that
all of them could collapse.

It's quite a difficult challenge.

Yeah, we want to see some good
baking. No mess ups today.

And no talking about yesterday.

No. OK, then.

It was bad, though, wasn't it?

Bakers, you have 15 minutes left.

It's the molten core of the Earth.

That'll sit in there, and my dessert
should be able to just sit in there.

Now worries whether baking time
will be enough.

If I take it too early,
it will cr*ck.

It's cracked all the way through.
Doesn't want to hold.

I'm just going to have to prop
it up, aren't I?

Bakers, you have five minutes left.

NOEL WHISTLES
I'm going as fast as I can!

I think we've got
the look of Wimbledon here.

I'm going to forget about
the croquembouche.

My health's more important
than Paul.

Oh, God, maybe I've gone
a layer too high.

Jesus Christ.

Ah!

Ah, I ruined it.

All cracked.

Bakers, you have one minute left.

He's going to expect a flipping
croquembouche, and he's going to

lift it up and see this.

Lid's going on.

I think it's collapsing.

I'm just waiting for it to break,
basically.

Heartbreaking.

Bakers, your time is up.

Step away from your show stoppers.

It's not going to stay on its own.

It's just too spherical.

Well done, everyone.

Well done. I'm proud of ya.

No-one's coming in on that clap,
are they?

Oh, God.

Oh, I'm so glad it's done, though.

Really tough gig, that.

That was revolting.

Six meringue bombes ready
to explode.

But will the judges be blown away?

It's show stopper time for our
Josh.

Well, I must say,
the piping is excellent

and the idea is original,
and it's beautifully done.

And that is a proper dessert inside.

Now it just has to taste good.

Isn't that a little triumph?

So you've got a shortcake base,
strawberry jam,

mascarpone and whipped cream
filling,

and then you've got
a strawberry mousse on top.

Well, Josh, I'll tell you what,
if Wimbledon did strawberries

and cream like that,
it would be fantastic.

The jam gives it a nice strawberry
acidic kick.

It's delicious. I think you've
created something very beautiful

indeed. Well done, Josh.
Well done, Josh.

Well done, buddy.

I think the plum blossom is
so sweet, lovely.

It does join and it is a ball.

Which is not easy to do.
And the decoration,

I quite like on it. Let's have
a look. Oh, my goodness. Mm!

A little bowl of buns.
With craquelin on top.

The craquelin's quite effective,
isn't it? Yeah.

Inside we've got plum
and ginger creme diplomat.

On their own it's
a slightly acidic flavour.

Together with the meringue,
it does work beautiful.

The idea of a bombe is you eat
a bit of the meringue as well.

I like it. It's not too sweet
inside.

Well done, Tasha. Thank you
very much.

You know, I think
the look of it is really very good.

It's quite artistic, colourful.
Yeah.

Wow. The bombe itself is nice.
Inside looks a bit...

Well, I say a bit. It's a lot messy.
Yeah.

Maybe we'll take that bit off there.

Inside is strawberry
and basil mousse,

pistachio cremeux,

strawberry and basil compote,
and pistachio genoise sponge.

Somehow the pistachio flavour is too
rich and heavy.

The basil, I'm not quite sure
I like it... OK.

..with the strawberry. Yeah.

The meringue is very good.

I think this outside is a little
triumph.

Thank you, Matty.
Thank you.

I think the whole thing
looks really pretty.

A little bit like a bee hive.

You struggled a bit with
the base cos you've got... Yeah, mm.

..several pieces because it's just..
It blasted.

It's just... Now it's
blasted, yeah.

It's not much of a bombe, though.

It's just a few choux buns sitting
in the middle of a stand.

The dark chocolate, it is pistachio
and Irish cream.

And with the white chocolate,
it's passion fruit curd.

The choux buns don't look good.

They're a little bit flat.
You do get the Irish liqueur.

It's just not strong enough.

There are elements that are
really good.

You just needed to do
a bit more on flavour.

Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

It's an amazingly, wonderfully

ambitious thing to get
the entire world...

In a meringue. ..in a meringue.

Overall, I think you've created
a nice shape.

There's a nice dome to that.

I'll just have a quick look inside.
Oh, OK, there you go.

Yep. Oh, right.
OK. That's very clever.

So it is a trifle with
chocolate genoise sponge,

orange creme patisserie,
a strawberry bavarois,

and raspberry jelly sphere for
the middle of the Earth.

I love the layers to it, cos you've
got a sharpness certainly

to the jelly in the middle.

The sponge on the outside is
delicious as well.

The whole thing works together
lovely,

and I think you've created a lovely
trifle in the centre of the Earth.

What's wrong with that?
Nothing. Well done.

Ah, that's great,
thank you very much.

Well done!

Well, you're not ever going to
expect me not to like

the look of that.

Colours are amazing.

Quite impressive looking at that
on the outside.

Can I just say something?
A bombe is nice if it's round.

Do you know what? We can move them
away now.

And I think it's more impressive
like that.

Looks like the bombe's already
gone off.

That is a bit of a mess inside.
What is that?

It's actually profiteroles,
not a croquembouche.

And they're filled with
a creme diplomat with berry coulis.

There's too much icing, too sweet.
OK.

But I love the filling.
It's nice and sharp.

I think you've let yourself down
a lot with that interior.

It's like the middle
wasn't important.

You just chucked something in.

But from the outside,
it's fantastic.

Sometimes you do get pretty things
who are ugly on the inside.

Oh, no!

It was tough.

I don't really think I've done
enough to stay in.

I'd be just on the cusp
of getting into

the quarterfinals. I would be
disappointed.

It went better than I could ever
have hoped for,

to be honest, so I've had
the biggest smile on my face.

I was really pleased with that.
That went really,

really well, didn't it?

My meringue cracked

and they didn't get
the flavour from the profiteroles.

You are in danger!

Well, were you blown away by
the bombes?

Were they the comeback kids after
their technical?

Josh was my comeback kid.
That strawberry cake was beautiful.

It was. Nice to see Dan come back
again this week.

You opened up the Earth's core

and you saw layers on layers on
layers. A very pretty design.

And all beautifully
concentric, yeah.

Both those guys are in line for
Star Baker. And Cristy and Saku...

In real danger. ..I think one of
those two will be going home.

Saku, she had no base at all.

It was literally just like a cloche
over half a dozen choux buns.

I wouldn't have minded that.

The problem with Saku has been not
enough oomph in her flavours.

Yeah. Where did Cristy go wrong, cos
it looked incredible, didn't it?

Looks can be deceiving. That's very
true.

Style above substance, cos it wasn't
very nice inside.

Yeah. I think I prefer style
over substance.

That's why you're not a judge.

Well done, bakers,
for getting through Dessert Week.

I've got the amazing
job of announcing Star Baker.

The judges really struggled
with this one.

Today's Star Baker is...

..Dan.

That means I've got the horrible
and really hard job,

but the baker who is leaving us
this week is...

..Saku.

That's fine.

I'm so proud of myself.

We're going to miss you so much!

I don't miss baking,
but I will miss them.

It's really sad to leave them.

It's a privilege to be
a part of this lovely family.

Well done, Dan.
Very close, I'm sure.

Thank you very much, Prue.
Appreciate it. It was really good.

Nothing in it between me
and Josh, by the sounds of things.

And he's a phenomenal baker,
so just to edge past him this week,

it filled me with loads
of confidence and I'm super happy.

I think my wife will be super
surprised.

I genuinely thought I was going.

I'm made up. To be able to say
you're a Bake Off quarterfinalist...

I'm in the quarterfinal.

Oh, my God.

Can't believe it at all. To think
how far we've all come

since that week one.
It's absolutely amazing.

Welcome to the...

She clearly wasn't expecting me
to get Star Baker today, was she?

Next time...
I'm running around the tent!

..it's the quarterfinals...

PARTY HORN
..and Party Week.

Go, go, go.

The bakers take on Paul's all-time
favourite signature...

This better be good.

..an insect-inspired technical...

I forgot to pipe antennas. Idiot.

..and a huge...

I'm behind time.
It need to be proving ages ago.

This is the hardest I've
had to work.

..multicoloured showstopper.

Bakers, you've had four hours.

It's a big bake, isn't it?
It's too big for me.
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