06x10 - Something's Gotta Give

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[pop music playing]

♪ Hey, hey
Everybody wants ♪

♪ Hey, hey
Everybody talks ♪

♪ Hey, hey
Everybody wants ♪

♪ Everybody wanna be just like me ♪

[sighs]

Are we all recovered?

[chuckling] What did I miss?

It was interesting.

It was time to go home.
I was happy I didn't stay for four days.

It was a lot. Yes, I think I'll be
staying out of these trips. [chuckles]

[exhales]

She was only there one full day.

I had an issue.
It's an ongoing issue, with Chelsea.

Oh, wow.

I thought we were cool, and then I hear,
"We weren't cool, babe."

What? We had a whole drink
and hung out and talked.

"What? What the f*ck did I miss?"

Like, I was like, "I'm so lost."

That's why I was like,
"You want to turn? Cool."

"I'm here for it, because
you're coming for my family."

[Mary] I was lost during
that whole conversation too.

Like, "I wasn't gonna drink.
Now I'm gonna drink tonight."

After the first fight, you were done.

I think it's important
for Jason to know that

I'm doing the best I can.

I'm putting all my stuff aside

so that he can run around
and play with his girlfriend.

Jason, you don't give us benefits
working in the office, which I understand,

but I do think we should get free therapy.

[Chrishell laughs]

I have my appointment tomorrow, actually.

I'm like, I called her, I was like,
"I need an appointment ASAP."

I offered Mary free therapy.

Yeah, I need more.

[laughing]

[Chrishell] Hello.

-Hi!
-My gosh, look at this.

-Is that a full one-piece?
-[Chelsea] Saint Laurent pant boots.

-[Heather] Full pants into the boot?
-Full pants.

[Chrishell] I've never seen those before.
Wait, but, like, how do you wash it?

Just wear them once.

[laughter]

I love it. [laughs]

-Hello.
-[Bre] Hi.

-[Nicole] Hi.
-[Jason] How are ya?

-I'm good. Hey.
-[Brett] You look cute.

-[Nicole] Hi, guys.
-[Bre] Hi.

[tense music playing]

Let's get the team meeting started, guys.

-[Bre] Okay.
-[Chelsea] Do I need my coffee?

-[Emma] You probably need your coffee.
-Should I? Am I going to have to…

Chelsea.

Can we open the door?

Not to start things off on a bad note,
but let's be a bit realistic right now.

It's an interesting time in the market.

I mean, sellers don't want to sell

because they don't want to have to buy
in a new interest rate market.

Buyers don't wanna buy 'cause
they worry about interest rates.

It's a rough time now.

Every brokerage in the country
is slowing down.

Volume is down in the luxury market
across the board 30 to 40%.

Any agent could sell anything last year.

-Now it takes a good agent.
-True.

[Brett] I'm personally slowing down a bit.

The brokerage
is slowing down a little bit.

-That's why I'm having this talk--
-[Chelsea] I'm not slowing down.

I closed on 15th Street, and now he's
looking to buy an investment property,

budget 10 million on The Strand.

-Amazing.
-Yeah.

Yeah, you're making moves.
I knew you were a good hire.

You can say a lot about me, but
you can't say I don't sell real estate.

[Brett] Off to a strong start,

I have to say,
after my whole downer intro.

[laughter]

-[Brett] Heather?
-We closed on my $14 million penthouse.

That's why Jason's in Gucci. It's pay day!

-[laughter]
-Thank you, Heather.

-[laughter]
-Good job.

-Nice.
-Good job.

And this is my celebrity clients,
Heather and Terry Dubrow.

Brett, it's not the place
you and I looked at.

It's a penthouse done by Roberto Cavalli.

We stood firm on our offer,

and we ended up closing at the price
we wanted, with it fully furnished.

It's officially my biggest sale with
The Oppenheim Group, so I'm very excited.

-[Brett] Great job.
-Good job.

-Ring the bell!
-Ring the bell?

Yeah!

-[Bre] Ah!
-[giggles]

[rings bell once]

-There.
-Okay. That was good.

That was for baby.

-That's my favorite bell ring this year.
-Thanks.

-[Jason] Good job.
-[Brett] Good job.

-Bre, what you got?
-I have a huge celebrity client--

Beyoncé?

[Bre] Nope.

-Adele?
-Nope.

She's a huge artist. I mean,

she's looking for a house
for around 8 to 10 million.

-[Jason] Are you gonna tell us or no?
-I will, but not yet.

-Not yet?
-[Bre] Not yet.

After what happened in Palm Springs,

Chelsea can f*ck off.
f*ck all the way off.

I've had it. I'm done.

I'll literally stare at her
with a blank face if she continues.

I will not engage with her anymore.

[intense music playing]

♪ I'm all about the aesthetics ♪

♪ Then won't she walk and get it ♪

♪ Get it ♪

♪ A little laid back
A little epic ♪

Oh wow.

[Bre] Okay.

I mean, I like the mirror.

-How do we look?
-Good.

-Okay, so up or down?
-I don't know where to go. Let's go down.

-Down. Yeah.
-Down? Okay.

[Bre] Heather and I have a similar hustle.

It's great to get in as soon as possible
when a home hits the market

to check it out and
be the first with a client.

So today we're gonna
check out this new listing

and see if we have any potential buyers.

[Heather] Oh my gosh.
So is this the whole primary? Oh!

-Oh my gosh.
-There's a lot of stairs.

[Heather] Holy moly. I feel like
there's a lot of sex in this room.

This is like full-on
bachelor's dream, right?

-"You're only young once." That's cute.
-That works.

♪ Like what you see ♪

[Bre] Speaking of sexy time…

This is like a sexy bathroom

with the fireplace and the jacuzzi tub
and the open shower?

-[Bre] I see what he's trying to do here.
-Yeah.

Look, they got a…

-Cleaner. Bidet.
-Washy-thingy. [laughs]

-[Heather] You squat over it?
-It's like a douche-ish kind of thing.

And where does the water go?

-They usually have hoses.
-[Heather] To flush things out?

[Bre] Yeah. It's really fun.

♪ Do you love it?
Feel good ♪

-[Heather] Ugh, I'm dying of heat, girl.
-Take that off and cool down.

-[Heather] Oh my God.
-Ugh.

-Ah, so much better.
-[Bre] It's so nice.

-I'm dying.
-I'm so used to the heat at this point.

-Do you love being a mommy?
-I do.

-I'm gonna have a lot of questions.
-Got you.

It's, like, the hardest but most
amazing thing you've ever done.

You just stare at them.

This morning, he literally
pooped all over my bed,

then threw up in my face
and all over my Versace robe,

and I was like, "I love you."

[Heather] "But I love you.
You're so cute!"

It's the weirdest thing.

Have you been peed on yet?

Oh, yeah. What I've learned
is you just put the wipe on it.

Ooh, see, I need these tips.
Boy-mommy tips.

Yeah, you don't want
to get peed in your face.

I was, like, looking
how to clean, you know.

-You gotta pull the skin…
-No, not this!

-Clean around.
-No, we're not doing any of that.

-No. Just a quick swipe, bath tub.
-[laughs] You have to clean it.

Stuff gets, like, stuck in places.

Circumcision.

Of course I'm doing that,
but there's still areas, you know.

-You'll be okay.
-Under the…

-Yeah, just move those around.
-Okay.

-You'll get it.
-I can't wait.

Yeah, so fun.

-But it takes work.
-A lot of work.

Not all parents are meant to be parents.
It's people having babies.

-Doesn't mean they know everything.
-No.

Thank goodness, like,
my parents are still married.

I grew up in a very loving life,
but it wasn't always perfect.

Yeah.

There was stuff I never talked
about, actually, to any of the girls,

but growing up,
I couldn't wait to move out.

I moved out when I was 17.

I started my life.
I couldn't wait to get out.

You know, my dad,
he's sober now, eight years.

He was addicted to alcohol,

and he knew that he was going
to lose everything if he didn't change.

Yeah, I can relate to that too, because
me and my mom used to just butt heads.

And I just grew up with,
like, all very strong women.

And when I was going into high school,
my best friend committed su1c1de.

-That young?
-Yeah.

-Wow.
-It just destroyed me.

My mom saw and she was like,
"No. You gotta go live with your dad."

-She was--
-Your mom didn't know how to handle it.

She didn't know what to do. So I was like,
"I'll file for emancipation."

-And I did.
-At 14?

So I divorced my parents.

And my dad was like, "That's fine.
If you think you can do it, I'll let you."

How's your relationship with your mom?

It's… I think it is getting better
because of my son.

I wouldn't say we were, like, super close.
I think she did the best she could do.

And I think she's the reason I was never
taught to depend on guys for anything,

which is why
my relationships are different.

But I mean, I'm definitely
working on it and I want to have, like,

the healthiest, best example for my son.

Yeah. Every single day.

It's work being in relationships,
being a mom, being a person.

That's why I feel like all this stupid,

petty drama and whatever,
I don't have the time.

-I'm a superhuman. Not dealing with this.
-And I think that's why we just get along.

-Yeah.
-You opened up to me.

We're gonna get together
with our babies. I feel like that helps.

Oh girl, I can't wait
for your baby shower.

-I'm so excited for you.
-So happy you're on this journey with me.

Thanks, babe. I'm excited.

We're putting in time,
building the rapport.

You know I'm ride or die.

If you're in my circle, it's forever.
Like, all of my girls are for lifers.

-Yeah.
-Just not Chelsea.

[laughs]

[exhales]

♪ Make your move ♪

["Give a Little Love"
by Queen Jasira playing]

♪ A million heartbeats ♪

♪ Together now
One, two, three ♪

♪ Told myself that I'd leave ♪

♪ The world better than I found it ♪

♪ So get up and get going ♪

♪ So grateful, I know it ♪

♪ And it's about time I show it ♪

Thank you.

So cute.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

Oh, girl.

So who are we still waiting on?

I know Emma and Chrishell are coming.
I just talked to them.

♪ …do right by ourselves and just ♪

♪ Give a little love ♪

[clapping and cheering]

Hi, you guys!

[Heather chuckling]

-You look so cute!
-Oh, hi, baby.

-[Heather] Oh my God.
-[Bre] I love this dress.

Literally, it just got
finished this morning.

-What's it say on the back?
-[Heather] Baby El Moussa.

[Bre] Oh my God, that is so cute.

♪ Give a little love ♪

♪ Give ♪

[Heather] Thank you all for being here.

I know a lot of you traveled very far.

This has been a long journey.

I didn't even think
I was going to have a baby. [chuckles]

But I want to thank everyone
for all the beautiful gifts and…

Yeah, mingle and have fun.

Yay!

-I wanna make a speech.
-Okay. Taylor wants to make a speech.

-I've known you for four years now.
-Yeah.

And I want to say you're the best mom ever
and I couldn't have asked for anyone else.

Oh, I love you.

[Bre] Oh my God,
I'm going to cry. I love her.

That's so hard to say.

I'm so excited for the baby.

Mm!

-My dad got lucky.
-I'm so lucky.

-I got lucky!
-You're way out of his league!

[laughter]

-Uh, do you want any bread?
-[Bre, playful] Neh, neh, neh.

-No, thank you. I'll drink my calories.
-[Davina] I don't need bread.

Wow, they're so late, huh?

[Nicole] There are certain things…

I mean, I think punctuality
is always important,

but weddings, showers…

-Certain things--
-Yeah. Showings.

A showing, that too.

♪ I'm gonna show you how ♪
I'm gonna show DIY ♪

♪ And how when I do it
I get it right every time ♪

[hip-hop music playing]

-Do I have some non-alcoholic champagne?
-[woman] Yeah.

Hi, love!

Oh, they…
I think Chrishell and Emma made it.

-[Bre] Hello, hello.
-Hello! Are we down here?

[Bre] Yes, you are.

-Better late… than never?
-[Bre] You made it.

Phew!

Sitting across from Nicole,
it's a little uncomfortable.

Yeah. "Can I just leave?"

Can we chug anything else but apple juice?

[woman] They said water is too easy.

That's probably true.

This is not a regular nipple.
This is like a fake tit nipple.

[Heather] Hi!

-Hi!
-Hi! How are you?

-[Emma] Hi, Mom.
-[Chrishell] You look gorgeous, my gosh.

Wait, we're missing so many people.

Chelsea's not here because… Why?

-It's her daughter's birthday, right?
-Okay.

[Heather] I hadn't really talked to her,
so I didn't know, like,

if she wanted to come
or didn't want to come.

-It's her daughter and her dad's birthday.
-Aww. Okay.

And Amanza's not coming,
but what about Mary?

Amanza said she had a 911 incident.

Don't know what that means,
but Mary's with her.

Yeah.

♪ …though not saying ♪

[mellow music playing]

[Amanza] Hey, Mary,
can I talk to you out back for a second?

[Mary] Let's go.

What's going on?

[exhales]

-[soft chuckle]
-Where do I start? There's so much.

-[Amanza chuckling]
-[exhales]

I shared with you a little bit, like maybe
three months ago, about my health.

-Yeah.
-I went to the doctor and had a checkup.

You told me that--

Yeah, I know. I lied.

[chuckles]

Babe.

And so when they did the ultrasound,

um, my uterus on the screen looked…

There's a lot of stuff there,
and I don't know…

-We don't know what it is.
-What--

It doesn't look good.

-Like…
-I don't know.

There's like… a wide array
of things that it could be,

and then the one thing that, you know,
we pray and hope that it's not.

Wait, cancer?

Oh my God.

But I was completely in, like, denial.

Instead of, like,
getting on top of it and going and, like,

possibly, you know, getting ahead of it,

I literally ran from it.

I never went to the doctor.
I purposely didn't go for three months.

And I didn't want to tell anybody,

and I, like, totally lied to you.
I shut you down.

And my reaction was not okay.

You should have been getting tested,
like, this whole time.

Right. I'm not proud of that, but,

you know, I couldn't even…

I couldn't deal with it and just
completely avoided it for three months.

And I just most recently went.

-And I had, like, finally--
-You finally went?

-Yeah, like…
-Good.

And I'm waiting on the blood test, but…

I just realized like,
holy sh*t, like, my kids…

I'm all they have.

[poignant music plays]

And then it just triggered
something inside of me that, like…

-But that's okay.
-I realized I'm still not okay.

I know, but it's okay not to be okay.

We're not perfect. And we're dealing
with some sh*t. Like, real sh*t. So…

Yeah, like, you know how hard
it is for me to not blurt out, like,

"I think I have cancer.
Like, I might have cancer,

and you're arguing over some, like,

'he said, she said' f*cking bullshit?"

"And you live in a, like, I don't know,
however-many-million-dollar beautiful home

and you don't have kids,

and you actually have zero f*cking idea
what I'm going through"?

It's very hard for me to even engage.

You are absolutely right.

There are real, real problems
with real-life consequences.

-Not this bullshit, petty, catty drama.
-I know.

Yeah.

You… are one
of the strongest people I know.

And you're determined
and you're not going to leave your kids.

You're not going anywhere.

But if I did pass away…

-You…
-I just want to tell you right now…

Hypothetical. You're never going to die.

If it's an open casket,

and you let me lie there with a bad weave
or a bad wig and my edges are frizzy,

I will haunt you
for the rest of your life.

♪ I hold the light ♪

♪ I hold the light ♪

Should we call Maya and say hi?

-Yeah? Okay.
-Yes!

-[Heather] Maya!
-[Chrishell] Maya!

Here, I'll hold it.

[laughter]

Hi!

Sorry I didn't come, because I am tired,

because I'm pregnant.

[cheering]

Aww!

-Congratulations.
-Congratulations.

I'm 13 weeks.

That's good.

Obviously my last case was different,

so hopefully this time around
will be better.

To the baby!

-To the baby!
-Yes!

[cheering]

Cheers!

We love you.

Can I have a glass of sauvignon blanc?

-[bartender] Hello.
-Hello.

-Can I get a sauvignon blanc?
-[bartender] Absolutely.

-That'd be great.
-Just got the same thing.

[Nicole] Perfect. How are you doing?

-Good, really good.
-Good.

Are things okay with you and I?

-Let me say the reason I asked that.
-Okay.

I pulled you aside in Palm Springs.

I said to you, I was like, "Hey, listen."

"I know and I respect
that your loyalty is to Chrishell,

and I think that's
an important thing in a friendship,

but just so you know, I don't have any
issue with you, so there's no reason to…"

I mean, I don't think there's necessarily
an issue with you and I directly,

but what I observe, I don't love.

That's my only thing,
it has nothing to do with…

Is Chrishell my best friend? Of course.

So you also have to at least acknowledge

that you're hearing,
you know, her perspective.

I'll say this too. When Chrishell's there,
you won't even talk to me.

No. I have the same energy.

Even if Chrishell is there,
or I'm by myself,

I stay pretty much true to who I am.

I would completely disagree.

Did an incident happen
where I didn't respond to you?

Many things happened. Like, when it's…

When it's you and Chrishell there,
it's like you guys are like trying to

passively-aggressively sh*t talk to me
right in front of me.

It's like, I know you guys are talking--

Nicole, I feel like you hurt Chrishell.
I'm gonna be protective of her.

When she's not around, you know,
I get a very different Emma.

No, you don't, though.
Like, I have to stop you there.

I've never changed my energy once.

All right, I came to grab you for a photo

because they want to do photos,
but then I heard my name. Are you good?

She was under the impression
that maybe I am different

when you're there, when you're not.

I just want to make sure her and I…

I noticed the passive-aggressive stuff,
and it's just unnecessary.

Like, you know, like, I get--

You're calling Emma passive-aggressive?

She is the least
passive-aggressive person on the planet.

-But why--
-She's very, what you see is what you get.

I don't change. I'm not a chameleon
like some of the people in the office.

I'm not saying you--

-I am.
-Okay.

Can we not do this
at Heather's baby shower?

Don't you think this is inappropriate?

I walked up to you talking about me
and calling my friend passive-aggressive.

You brought up her name.

But you're right, Nicole.
You didn't do anything. You're innocent.

Great. This is a great conversation.

-And let's be respectful…
-Let's be respectful.

-To Heather.
-You're right. We should do that.

-Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.

[Nicole] You're fun.

[Chrishell] Ugh.

God. It's like taking a sh*t of cyanide
talking to her. I can't deal.

[Heather] Hello.

[Emma] Hi!

-Are you guys getting drunk? On love?
-No. We should though.

-Can I borrow you for one more thing?
-Yes.

Yes. Photo! I literally came to get
another photo, and we got distracted.

-And then we're done.
-I'll leave this here.

Where do you want us?

["I Dare Ya" by Ysa playing]

♪ I'm a big bad wolf ♪

♪ Better watch out ♪

♪ Better watch it ♪

♪ I'm coming for ya ♪

[photographer] Okay, ready?
One, two, three.

Okay.

Whoa.

♪ I dare ya ♪

♪ Feeling up my heart
All I'm seeing ♪

[Marie-Lou] I smell like you.

Why?

Because of the same perfume.

Can we call it a cologne?

That's funny.

Jason.

-What's up, guys?
-How are you, buddy?

-Hi.
-My God, I almost wore that shirt tonight.

-Did you? You have it?
-I swear to God. Tom Ford. I have it, yes.

He has the same. I love the shirt.

-Wow, we are actually twinning tonight.
-We look good together.

-Marie.
-That is so funny.

So, I'll be honest.

I saw you wearing
that shirt at the office.

I went to Tom Ford that same day…

Are you kidding? Wait a minute.

You didn't tell me that.

Every time I see Jason
in a nice Gucci, he, like, walks in

with his Gucci suit, I'm like…

She goes, "I got him that."

Yeah! [laughs]

You're doing very well.
I'll give you that.

And I plan to continue.

Honestly I'm really enjoying it.

You know I'm never gonna let up.

No, I realize that.

The more listings I get,
the more I'll be hounding you like a dog

about this commission.

I had an agent in the OC office that after
her first deal wanted to renegotiate.

-I was like, "What's she talking about?"
-[laughs]

[waiter] Our salmon crudo.

Ooh.

Then we have our Greek salad.

-[Jeff] That looks delicious.
-[Jason] God.

-Ribs?
-Yeah.

[waiter] I can also grab
our entrées for this evening.

What are we thinking for food?

-Guys, how hungry are you on a one to ten?
-[Jeff] Uh, I'm always on a ten.

I'll take the tagliatelle.

-[waiter] Absolutely.
-I'll have the branzino.

I'm probably okay
because we got four apps.

-I'll steal off your plates. Thank you.
-Okay. So, Marie-Lou, I got a question.

Jason gets a lot of women
and a lot of beautiful women at that.

Obviously you're one of them.

What is it?

What is it? I don't…
I'm genuinely curious.

What is it?

[laughs]

I ask myself the same question.

[all laughing]

You have a young spirit.
You're like a millennial.

We're the same generation,
just so you know.

You're not the same generation.

-It goes from '77 to '97 so…
-How old are you?

-Forty-five.
-Oh.

-We're both Millennials.
-You're not.

'82. I'm the oldest Millennial on earth.

What am I? A f*cking Boomer?
Of course I'm a Millennial.

You're Gen X, bro.

You're in my dad's generation.

You're not a Millennial.

But that's sexy about you.

I'm a Millennial.

Doesn't matter what you are, you're
pulling it off. That's what matters.

Yeah.

-[Jason] Thank you.
-[waiter] Of course.

[Jeff] How's that pasta, by the way?

-Can I have another bite?
-[Chelsea] Have as many as you like.

So what happens to business
when you travel, Jason?

-Well, apparently it goes to sh*t.
-[Chelsea] Yeah.

Should that mean you should
reconsider traveling so frequently?

[sighs]

I--

I needed you a couple of times.

I mean, everybody needed you.

The office is completely different
when you're not there.

Palm Springs was an absolute shitshow.

I actually think I'm suffering
from a bit of PTSD from it.

Like, it was manic. It was crazy.

Bre came at me.

Okay.

It made me look really bad,
like, really bad.

And um, I guess you could tell
I'm still not over it. [laughs]

Obviously.

She's uncouth.

Uh, honestly, I get the frustration. I do.

I don't know.

Listen, I think
there needs to be a precedent set

that people can't just act
a certain type of way and nothing happens.

And that's kind of how
I would enforce good behavior.

What I do to my three-year-old, because
some of these girls act like that.

The naughty corner
works well in our house.

If you're back,
I hope you're gonna stay back.

If you continue traveling the world,

I hope you're going
to figure out an office dynamic

that's conducive to us working
and not just bickering like wildcats.

I will consider what you just said.

Amanza says this place is a family.

It's anything but.

Jason, I'll just be honest with you.

Right now, it f*cking sucks.

[tense sting]

["A New World" by Ely Eira plays]

♪ Let the story start ♪

♪ I am ready for a new world ♪

♪ Ready for a new world ♪

♪ Future's in the stars ♪

♪ I am ready for a new world ♪

♪ Ready for a new world ♪