04x03 - Rival Arrival

[bunniefuu]

[pop music plays]

♪ All right, it got me
I'm amazed and officially obsessed ♪

♪ It's too good to be true... ♪

- How are you? Good to see you.
- Hey. Good to see you.

Baby's on the way, but I'm still working.

I'm having a baby, not dying!

If anything is gonna k*ll me,
it's these b*tches in the office.

The front yard's fantastic.

Yeah, so this is
a really quaint little home.

You would call this "quaint."
I don't know if I would.

- Well, what would you call it?
- Impressive?

♪ Ooh, yeah, it's really something ♪

♪ I really like it ♪

♪ I wanna show all my friends ♪

[Christine] This is a five bedroom,
six bath, just over 5,000 square feet.

It's a huge scale.
It's like a celebrity compound almost.

Tyra Banks used to own this house.

What's the asking?

Six-two. What are your thoughts on that?

That's not bad.
It's Beverly Hills post office.


That's pretty reasonable.

Especially with this much land.

[Christine] That's the thing.
I love the front yard and the pool.

[Jason] I like this classic style a lot,
and these wood-beam ceilings.

This is the type of room
you'd see in a $10 million house.

[Christine] You're gonna like
the owner's suite.

- [Jason] That's up here?
- [Christine] Yep.

♪ It's a vibe ♪

♪ It's a load ♪

[Jason] This is a cool room. You're right.

Isn't this neat?

And I love
that it has a proper sitting area.

- [Jason] Oh, it's got a sick view too.
- [Christine] With a view. Exactly.

- Well done on this listing, I have to say.
- Thank you.

[Jason] How far away? A couple weeks?

- [Christine] Less than two weeks.
- So what's next?

Is it, like, first your water breaks?

I mean, like, sometimes that happens,

sometimes people just, like,
you know, have contractions.

- Sometimes... [grunts]
- [both laugh]

- We'll do it like this.
- Sometimes people get induced.

It's all different. It depends.

So your water doesn't always break?

That's a movie thing,
but it does happen to some people.

All right. So tell me, one to ten,
how ready are you for this baby?

- Six.
- [laughs] That's not so good!

[chuckles] I'm like...
I live on procrastination.

I do things last-minute,
and I do really well under pressure.

You're good at everything you do.
You'll be a great mom.

- Thank you.
- It will be fun to watch, for sure.

If I could move,
I would come give you a hug.

- [Jason laughs]
- You're so sweet.

I'm really obviously excited
about you having a baby,

but I'm not excited about losing you.

So because you'll be gone
and out of the office,

I'm gonna bring Emma in full time.

Wow.

I think I can trust her,
uh, and I think it's a good fit.

Like, I mean,

you know the background
of me getting my heart broken,

and her being the one
who was in the middle.

Well, I hope you don't take this
as anything personal.

I hope you see it
as just a professional decision.

I didn't know it was this sensitive.

[Christine sobs] What upsets me

is I remember you and Mary
were really close to her,

and I just felt

like there was no loyalty,

and you guys kind of,
like, left me in the dust,

and you guys became really close with her.

And that was hard for me.

I mean, I feel like
I'm close with both of you.

I don't feel like I really got involved
or take sides on that kind of thing.

It just hurts, that's all.

[melancholic music playing]

[Christine sighs]

♪ Why don't you pull the trigger? ♪

♪ Your words are turning bitter ♪

♪ You say that I don't scare you ♪

♪ But I see the truth and I dare you ♪

[pulsing electronic music plays]

I've been involved in real estate
for about five years.

As soon as I got my license,
I was with Jason.

I was just a little bit more part-time,

because I started
my own vegan food company,

Emma-Leigh & Co.

I'm in stores across the United States,

and the company
couldn't be going any better.

♪ Step aside, here comes trouble ♪

♪ Taking names
Skrrt, skrrt, on the double ♪

♪ Unleash the beast, ready to feast... ♪

[Emma] I grew up
in a small town south of Boston,

and my manufacturing facility
is back in Boston,

so I split my time
between Los Angeles and Boston

just because I have a lot
of different priorities back there

as well as here.

♪ Let me tell you
Little something 'bout me, me, me ♪

♪ Been on my grind, working so hard... ♪

[Emma] My goal is,
you know, to create an empire.

♪ sh*ts from the top
Yeah, you know about me... ♪

A food empire, a real-estate empire.

An Emma empire. [laughs]

♪ I write the checks
Yeah, you know I wear the pants ♪

♪ Wannabes, make it fast
You get one chance... ♪

[Emma] I'm here to work,

and hopefully all this high-school drama
that I've dealt with for years

can stay, like Christine,
out of sight and out of mind.

♪ Call the sh*ts from the top
Yeah, you know about me ♪

♪ Queen boss, queen boss ♪

[peppy pop music plays]

♪ I got a new superpower ♪

♪ I'm built different... ♪

[Chrishell] I'm going to look at a house
today with Mary that I'm excited about.

When I was talking about
how amazing the Valley was, I did mean it.

That being said, I didn't wanna be
bumping into people, like my ex,

so I came back to my roots
back in the Hills.

♪ Out with the old and in with the new... ♪

- So cute.
- Wow.

Okay, I gotta say, the houses are great,
and people love it,

and they pay a premium for a reason.

♪ Well, this is new ♪

- Hey, ladies. Welcome in.
- Wow! Hi.

- Good to see you.
- Hi.

- [Mary] Nice to see you.
- All well?

[Mary] This is gorgeous.

We just hit the market. Came on at 3,395.

Four bedroom, four and a half bath,

about 15 and a half thousand
square-foot lot.

House is about 3,500 square feet.
I know you know what you're doing.

Look around, let me know
if you have questions.

- Awesome.
- Thank you so much. We appreciate it.

Wow!

[Mary] I mean, are you kidding?

Look how private it is.

♪ Gotta good thing going on... ♪

[Chrishell gasps]
There's a cabana and everything.

[Mary] This view...

[Chrishell] You remember
the view at Queens?

It was just one little window,
and it had power lines.

No comparison.

♪ Every day waking up
Feeling blessed to be here... ♪

Lisa's gonna love it.

[both laugh]

[Chrishell] So I told Ari
that this house is for my client Lisa.

I kind of made Lisa up,

just because I didn't wanna lose
all my negotiation power,

and I wanted to be able to play it cool.

I mean, if I did have a client named Lisa,
I'm sure she'd love this house too,

'cause it's amazing.

♪ Vision in my head never been so clear ♪

♪ Yeah, I got a good thing going ♪

- This is so cute.
- Yeah.

Open my Postmates here. [laughs]

- Lisa, I mean.
- Yeah.

- Oops. Not smooth.
- No, not at all. [laughs]

♪ Can I make you mine? ♪

♪ 'Cause you feel all right... ♪

[Mary] Oh, my God.

How huge is that shower?
You could entertain in the shower!

- I'd do it. [laughs]
- I love it.

[gasps] Oh, my goodness!

- What?
- Can you imagine waking up to that?

- Let me just see if I can, actually.
- [Mary gasps]

♪ I've been waiting for you... ♪

Oh! I can!

[both laugh]

This is incredible.

I feel like Carrie Bradshaw.
"Hello. I live here."

♪ You hit the spot ♪

This doesn't feel like real life,
'cause I'm like...

Okay, the fact that I can even
put in an offer on a house like...

You know, like this is kind of major, so...

You didn't just bounce back,
you bounced back with a vengeance.

- You're like, "I got this, all on my own."
- I love you. [laughs]

This is the first time
that I have ever been in a position

to be able to buy my own home.

Okay. Get back to the office.
Think this through.

Growing up homeless, many times,

it's always ingrained in me this fear

that maybe I won't have
a roof over my head

or maybe things will be
taken away from me.

So to do it all on my own,

I can't even possibly tell you
how amazing that feels.

[Ari] You guys have any questions?

Um, I actually do have a question.

I'm curious
what the activity's been like so far.

I mean, we're absolutely slammed.

We've got a second showing
later on this afternoon.

There's four people
that are circling right now.

I'd say that if your client is in town,
get them in ASAP,

'cause this one's gonna go fast.

No pressure, Lisa,

but you better figure it out
pretty quickly.

- Okay, good to know. Thank you.
- [Ari] Yeah.

♪ Baby, I'm on fire ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Yeah, baby, I'm on fire ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh... ♪

[Mary] Can you please send me
your client's proof of funds? Okay.

What time works for you? Okay.

I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

That sounded good.
What are you working on?

French Montana's house.

- Oh, that's exciting.
- [Mary] Mm-hmm.

I have so many showings.
It's gonna sell fast.

[agents greeting Heather]

- Hello. What's going on?
- How are you?

- [Chrishell] Hi.
- Oh, my God.

- How are you?
- Is this real?

No.

[both laugh]

- Well, for today.
- How cute is she?

So pretty.

Beautiful.

I'm having an outfit mal.

I got lipstick on my dress,

but, you know, it's okay.

- It's okay. I was rushing.
- [all laugh]

- You guys match today.
- I know.

We're gonna give Vanessa
the new realtor test.

Which one do you think is Brett?

- Him.
- [Brett] Oh, wow.

Can you tell us apart
if we're together and dressed the same?

If I'm close to you,
it's easier for me to. Yeah.

- Okay.
- [whispers] That's a no!

But if I'm far, like now,
it's like, um, not sure, but, yeah.

It took It took me a long time.

[Brett] Heather,
look at the photos I just sent.

- Okay. Oh, my God!
- [Mary] What? What? What?

[Heather] Wait, you guys had mustaches?

[Mary] Nuh-uh!

- [Vanessa] That's Brett? On top? Wow!
- [Chrishell] Oh!

[Jason] What photos is he sending?

[Chrishell] Let me see
if I can tell you apart.

- [Heather] This one's tough.
- [Brett] These are tough for me.

- Okay, don't say, Chrishell.
- You're so cute. I don't know.

[Vanessa] Hello, gorgeous!

Hey, girlfriend. We're looking
at baby photos of Brett and Jason.

I love seeing pictures of Jason and Brett
when they were a little.

It's very hard to tell them apart.

They looked so sweet and innocent,
which I know they're truly not.

I've heard all the stories from their mom,

and she's told me some things,
and they were awful kids.

Since you went to the baby shower,
how was it?

Was it a big party
like we expect from Christine?

It was, like,
fancier than most people's weddings.

Of course.

Everything was decorated, like... [exhales]

Kind of like a set
from a movie or something.

It was like jungle-safari kind of theme.

There was a sloth.

[Vanessa] That's how the animal is?

- Hanging on a bar.
- It looked like a koala, but it's not.

- There was a... like, a bird. Parrot.
- Mm-hmm. A parrot, yeah.

[Chrishell] I always feel bad
for the animals.

Like, do the animals
wanna be in WeHo? I don't know.

[all laugh]

I have to hand it to Christine.
She never half-asses anything.

She always goes over the top,

and she definitely loves a circus.

- [Heather] She doesn't look full-term.
- Well, she's not pregnant anymore.

- She had the baby.
- [Heather] She had the baby?

[Amanza] You guys didn't know?

She had the baby!

She had it on Sat... It's a boy.

I didn't know. I saw it on social media,
and so then I left her a message.

- You saw it on social media?
- Yeah.

Don't we all work here together?
Don't we... [laughs]

I really don't know anyone

that would tell the world
about having their baby

before they tell their close friends.

If this was two years ago,
I probably would've been the one

to get the first phone call,
but... look at us now.

I don't know the whole story,

but she said
she had an emergency C-section.

- She did?
- [Amanza] Yeah.

Well, thank God the baby's okay,
and she's okay.

- Holy moly.
- [Amanza] Absolutely.

Of course it's a dramatic birth
for Christine.

[all laugh]

How stressful to have your baby,
like, everything's going great, and then...

Oh, my God. I cannot imagine the stress.

I can't believe she was working.
I was with her an hour before.

She was walking me through
her property in Beverly Hills.

Was she in high heels?

- Yeah, yeah.
- [Heather] Rocking it?

My God!

The kid probably had
a Louis Vuitton umbilical cord.

[all laugh]

[electronic pop music plays]

♪ Ooh, la-la ♪

♪ Standing ovation
Take your bow, bow ♪

♪ Ooh, la-la ♪

♪ Girl, you're a queen
Just wear your crown, crown ♪

♪ Boom! All eyes on you ♪

♪ Strike a match and watch it go... ♪

[Heather] Ready, girls? Let's see this.

[all exclaim]

- [woman] Hi, guys.
- Oh, my God.

I'm Deanna D'Egidio with Harcourts,

and welcome to Linda Flora.

- Good to meet you.
- Good to see you.

This is the best view I've ever seen.

- This is gorgeous.
- Amazing.

[Maya] We had a preview for us agents
through Brett's connections.

It's almost like a psychology game
with properties.

You always want what's off market,
what other people didn't see yet.

♪ Here we go ♪

[Chrishell] How many bedrooms and baths?

[Deanna] So there's five bedrooms,
eight bathrooms.

You have four levels,

elevator access all the way up
to the rooftop balcony,

and what I love most
about this property is the privacy.

I mean, this Santa Monica mountain line

is so private.

It's always gonna be undeveloped,
because it's been reserved.

Feel free, take your time, look around,
and let me know if you have any questions.

- [all] Thank you.
- You're welcome.

[Brett] Every time we do broker caravans,
we usually come out all together,

we tour the house together,
and we learn as much as we can,

all the tips and tricks
about construction.

'Cause that's what makes all of you
better agents than everyone else.

The multi-million-dollar houses,
the quality has to be spectacular.

So this is Vanessa's first broker caravan
with the Oppenheim Group.

Yay! [laughs]

So we'll do a bit of a quiz,
and give her some tips.

[Heather] Okay.

What do you call
the kitchen off the main kitchen?

- Chef's kitchen?
- [Brett] Yes!

- Yes? Yes! [laughs]
- Yes, girl. Yes, girl!

[Brett] Vanessa,
why are there grooves in this tile?

- Uh, for rain?
- [Brett] Yes, for drainage.

We are f*ring things at her,
especially Brett. It's stressful.

- [Heather] What kind of pool is this?
- [Mary] Yeah, what's the pool called?

- Infinity pool.
- [all cheer] Yes.

Yay! [laughs]

Oh, my God. Are you for real?

Come on, guys.
Give me some serious questions.

I might've learned something too.
Don't tell Jason and Brett. [laughs]

- Let's check out the rest of this house.
- [all agree]

[Vanessa] Let's do it.

Our ears are gonna start popping.
We're so high.

- Here we go. Premier bedroom.
- Wow.

- [Chrishell] This is sexy.
- [Brett] Yeah.

♪ I need you
I gotta have you, ah... ♪

- Beautiful.
- Oh, my God! Can we lay on this?

[Chrishell] Ooh!
And the sunset you would have.

♪ I gotta have you... ♪

Chrishell, the closets.

The closets.

[Maya] Wow, this is beautiful, guys.

[Brett] There's a rooftop deck,
we should check that out.

[all agree]

Is there a Jacuzzi?

Whoo!

[all exclaim]

[Heather] I like it! Party zone!

Now, I understand
the $12 million. [laughs]

[Heather] It's beautiful.
I love the built-in barbecue.

That's The Getty!

[Brett] Yeah,
that's The Getty right there.

♪ I gotta have you ♪

- [Maya] This is stunning.
- It's beautiful.

- [Brett] First broker opening. Congrats.
- [Vanessa] So exciting.

- And it's a gorgeous property.
- It is gorgeous.

There's a buyer
that wanted a house in Malibu,

and it was super similar to this one,
but the reason he didn't buy it

is it was in Point Dume,
so it was too far.

He said, "Okay. Why don't you look
for something in Hollywood Hills,"

or this area, more like Bel Air.

- You can see Malibu, so that counts.
- Yeah, exactly.

You can see the ocean,
that's what he wanted.

Is this in his budget?

Actually, it's less than he was looking.

Ooh, she might be the first one
to find a buyer for this.

[Chrishell] Definitely have
to bring him to look at it.

Yay! [laughs]

- Vanessa.
- [Chrishell] Do it.

[Heather] Bring that fire, Vanessa.

- Jason and Brett will be so happy.
- [Vanessa] Exactly!

♪ Tell me are you ready? ♪

♪ Ready, ready right now? ♪

♪ Tell me are you ready? ♪

♪ Ready, ready... ♪

- I'm trying not to step in the dirt.
- Yeah, me too.

[Amanza] The last time I walked
on one of these,

my heel got stuck in the wood.

[Vanessa] No!

[Amanza] I kept going, and my shoe stuck.

[both laugh]

Hello!

- [Christine] Hi, guys!
- [both] Hi!

I'm so happy to see you guys!

[Vanessa] We're so happy to be here!

Oh, my gosh, I forget how tiny they are.

- Look how tiny you are too.
- Yeah. Oh, my God.

Aw, you're so sweet.

I was doing Pilates and yoga,
standing on my head, doing inversions,

up until I pretty much gave birth.

So I was doing my best to just,
you know, stay in shape,

be healthy.

Then I was like,
"I'll get liposuction after if I need to."

- Wow.
- He's so little.

Hi!

Say hi!

- Oh, my gosh. You look beautiful.
- So good to see you guys.

[Vanessa] Talking about looking great,
look at you!

I'm so tired.

- It's so weird seeing you with a baby.
- I know, right? Isn't that crazy?

[Christine] I've been a mom for a few days
and I'm surprisingly feeling good.

The baby's doing amazing.

He's a perfect little angel,
and I couldn't be happier.

So, what's been going on at the office?

Yeah, I mean, it's been nice.

Jason organized this group dinner
that we're gonna have,

and I'm super excited,
because it's, like, my first dinner.

It's gonna be fun.

[Christine] I wonder how that's gonna go.

Every time there's a dinner party,
there's always some drama.

[laughs]

I wish I could come,
but let me know how that goes.

- We'll report back.
- [Vanessa] Yeah.

So how did it go?
How was it? The, uh, everything?

Oh, my gosh, so I'm laying in bed,

and I, like, turn over to my side,

and it was like a Cirque du Soleil
performance water balloon.

- [laughs]
- Boosh!

Through my vag*na.
I was like, "What is this?"

- Oh, my God.
- [Christine] I stood up.

- I was like, "My water just broke."
- [Amanza] Oh, my God.

I was nine centimeters dilated
the second I walked into the room.

And then they're like, "No, ten!
We gotta go. She's full dilated."

And I just see my legs flying in the air,
and then he was coming out sideways,

and his umbilical cord
was wrapped around him, so...

Was the baby in distress?

Yeah. They said his heart rate's
going down. I hear, "Emergency C-section."

"Let's go, let's go!" With no epidural.

Oh, my God. They did it without?

Poor Christian was probably freaking out.

He was absolutely freaking out.

And then, when we were doing
the emergency C-section,

my heart rate was going down,
the baby's heart rate was going down.

Oh, my...

[Christine] Then one of the nurses
went up to Christian

and said, "You need to make a priority.
You have to choose one."

Shut up.

He was like,
"Both. You need..." Like, "Both!"

Wow.

[baby fusses]

[voice breaks] I just reme... [scoffs]

I just remember,
before I went under the anesthesia,

hearing that the baby's heart rate
was going down,

and they were afraid it was gonna stop.

That's the last thing I heard, um...

until I woke up.

So it was a nightmare.
It was literally a nightmare.

[sighs]

- [fussing]
- [sniffles] Are you hungry?

I'm just gonna go feed him quick.
I'll be right back.

- Okay.
- [Christine] Are you hungry?

Here. Come here.

sh*t. I need a drink!
That stressed me out.

I'm gonna open
the bottle of champagne I brought.

Did I say I wanted another baby one day?

- I just changed my mind.
- Wow.

We're thankful to say that all three of us
were able to come home from the hospital,

and we're just counting
our blessings each and every day.

[sighs]

- He's sleeping now.
- I'm in shock with your story.

[sighs] Yeah, it was... It was insanity.

I wake up, and I just remember
someone with a needle that was this long,

performing a TAP block on my abdomen.

- What's that mean?
- I guess it's for the pain.

- But I'm like, "What is going on?"
- You hadn't even held the baby.

No, I couldn't even hold my baby.
Like, I couldn't hold him.

[breath trembling]

'Cause I couldn't, you know?

Mmm.

It's like, this is a nightmare
for any mom.

Are you kidding me?

[sobs]

Life is so short, and you never know,
like, what tomorrow brings.

And so I was just like,

"I'm not going to worry
about dumb sh*t anymore."

- I'm not.
- [Vanessa] Mmm.

It just really put things
into perspective for me.

- And I was thinking of you.
- Mmm.

[Christine] I was thinking of you.
I was thinking of everyone, you know?

Well, not everyone. [laughs]

Maybe there's a few girls
I wasn't thinking of. [laughs]

[Vanessa] I admire you and respect you.
Whatever you need from me.

[Christine] You are so sweet.

[Amanza] I'm so glad
that everything worked out the way it did.

- Do you wanna have babies?
- I do!

It hasn't happened.

I think I had the opportunity to be a mom,
but it wasn't the right person.

I got married very young.

He was my second boyfriend,
and we were together for almost a decade,

and it didn't work,

but I'm a firm believer in love, so...

I hope it does happen,
but if it doesn't, and you have a baby,

at least you know
that you have a good co-parent

that is a good father.

Could you imagine if you had babies
with, like, people that...

Sometimes I'm like, "Oh, my gosh."

I had babies with somebody
that I thought would be a good dad,

and that didn't...

Like, you can't even really plan it.

- [Christine] Have you heard anything?
- Nothing. Not...

Nothing.

He was a good dad for,
like, what, eight years?

He was a good dad.

And then literally just dropped them off
at school one day,

and disappeared
from the fricking face of the Earth.

- I didn't know that.
- [Amanza] Oh, yeah.

People think it's,
"Wait. There's more to the story. What?"

This is the story.

- That is insane.
- [Amanza] It's insane.

Overnight, I went from being
a part-time single mom

with a dad that was there every other week

to just full-time single mom

with no answers
and heartbroken children, you know?

It was f*cking horrible.

- So it's been gnarly.
- Oh, wow. I didn't know.

[chuckles] I came over
to see the baby, not have a cry-fest.

- Oh, I love you.
- I love you too.

If someone would've told me a year ago
that Christine would be the one

to console me like she is,

I wouldn't have believed it.

Well, look at us.

All growned up.

- You're an amazing mom.
- Thank you.

- We love you, and we're here for you.
- [Amanza] Thank you.

You're gonna be an amazing mom too.

Yeah. You guys are the best.

♪ If we were superhuman ♪

♪ Maybe it'd be different ♪

♪ But we're only human ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

[Maya chuckles] Hey! What are you doing?

[Maya babbles]

Aw!

[Mary] You know what?
I've never seen your daughter.

I'm never on Instagram,
so I've never seen her.

- [Maya] You held her, remember?
- I held her?

- Were you drunk?
- [Mary] I hope I didn't hold a baby drunk.

[Maya] Mary was like,
"I never saw your daughter."

- [Mary] Wait, I held her?
- [Maya] Yeah!

- I was probably drunk.
- I guess you were drunk. [laughs]

[Mary] I'm just gonna sit down. [chuckles]

Can I get you guys's opinion?

'Cause I'm seriously contemplating
putting in an offer on this house.

[Vanessa] Oh, wow!

It has a pool!

- That is like a "wow" factor.
- [Maya] I love it.

When you come in the front door,
like, that's what you would walk into.

[Maya] That's awesome.

[Chrishell] I always loved
the floor plans where you walk in...

- [both] And it's open.
- [Chrishell] Yeah.

[Maya] So what's the asking price
for that one?

So this one is at three-five,

which is definitely above what I'm...
I was hoping to keep it under three,

but your reaction
was really, like, helping me.

- I'm really, like...
- Look at the view from there.

- [Chrishell] The master bedroom.
- [Maya] I love it.

[Maya] Do it. You know this market.
You'll lose it if you don't be aggressive.

You have to act.

[Chrishell] I know.
I'm starting to get anxiety.

- I really want this house.
- [Mary] Don't wait!

[Maya] We'll be the pushy agent.

- You gotta do it.
- Yeah.

[Chrishell] I'm still recovering
from the heartbreak I had

putting in an offer on the Queens house
and not getting it, so...

I'm not 100% sure if I'm ready
to go through those emotions again,

but, at this point,
I'm never gonna forgive myself

if I don't try everything
to make sure that this house is mine.

How much do you love it?
I mean, one to ten.

Eleven.

Okay, then we gotta get it.

- Just gotta do what it takes to get it.
- Okay.

Even if you feel like you overpay
by $50,000 or $60,000, it doesn't matter.

Right.

I've never had a buyer
call me years later and say,

"I'm so upset that I paid
$50,000 more than I should have."

- Yeah.
- [Mary] Yeah.

I'm, like, nervous. Okay.

- [Jason] It'll be all right.
- Okay, okay.

I'm cool, I'm calm.

- [all laugh]
- [Maya] You got this.

Maybe I want the house.
It's fine. Okay, here we go.

Maybe I should handle this.

[Chrishell] Okay, okay, okay.

[line ringing]

[Ari] Hello.

Hey, Ari, it's Chrishell Stause
with the Oppenheim Group.

- How are you?
- [Ari] What's up? Good. What's going on?

I am hoping
that we could get an offer on the table,

you know, that would make you
cancel your showings.

Can you give me some idea of what would...

Where we could just jump into escrow?

I actually am calling for myself,
not Lisa.

- I would be the buyer.
- [Ari] Okay.

I'm going to ask for a favor,
see what you can do for her.

It's important. It's her first house.

[Ari] Obviously, I know you guys,
I like you.

I'd love to make something happen.

It's just, we're slammed
with activity on it, so...

I'd say it'd have to be something
that's really compelling.

You know, these are pretty,
you know, strong sellers

in the sense
that they know what they want.

Okay.

If I come in 3,350...
Ari, you know me, you love me.

Um... [chuckles] You know,
and I would remove all contingencies.

Would that be something
that you could bring to your seller,

and maybe we just jump
right into it and cut out all the...

[Ari] I'd say put it in writing,
and I'll take it to them,

and I'll get back to you ASAP,

but I'm gonna need that quick,

because they're gonna be
checked offline pretty soon.

We'll get it to you, Ari, in ten minutes,
but try to get us a response

literally minutes later.

- [Ari] Okay, pal.
- Thank you so much.

- Okay. Bye.
- [Ari] Thanks, guys. See you, bye.

- Go write it up.
- Okay.

- [Mary] Hurry!
- Oh, my God! I'm sweating.

Oh, my God!

I'm literally sweating
through my dress. Okay.

[suspenseful music playing]

I think you give yourself
a seven-day inspection contingency,

and waive all others.

Okay.

Contingencies are put
into a contract to protect the buyer.

As an agent, I wouldn't
necessarily recommend this to everyone,

but I know the field,

and so I do feel like,
you know, even though it's a risk,

I think
it's a very calculated, smart risk.

Okay, I'm done.

I haven't hit...
I'm going to send it right now.

Get it done.

- Yeah, that quick!
- I just sent it.

- All right.
- [Vanessa cheers]

- [Maya] Fingers crossed.
- [Jason] Come on!

- I just hope it's enough.
- Now the waiting game.

What do we do? We can pray.

We can... Is there something
we can burn, like sage or...

I'm, like, holding
my breath for you. [chuckles]

[Chrishell] I just hope
this is enough. We'll see.

[Mary] You're gonna get it.

I have a good feeling,
a really good feeling about this.

- [phone vibrates]
- Oh, sh*t! Okay.

[cell phone beeps]

Hey, Ari. Got good news for me?

[Ari] Well, I've got bad news
and good news. Um...

So the bad news is
there's gonna be about six people

that are gonna want my head on a platter.

The good news... Are you with Jason?

Yeah, he's right here.

Congratulations.
We've got ourselves in escrow.

- [Jason sighs]
- [Chrishell squeals]

Thank you so much!
I'm so excited. Thank you so much.

[Ari] Congrats. I will talk to you soon.

[all cheering]

Oh, my God! I'm so excited! [laughs]

- Congratulations. I told you.
- [Chrishell] Yay!

Oh, my gosh! So excited!

[sighs] I have all the emotions.
It means a lot.

There were just so many times
in my life where you just feel like...

what's it for?

I'm in escrow on my dream home.

- You're not mad at me about Queens?
- No.

- [all laugh]
- Thank you so much.

- I'm excited. I'm happy for you.
- You delivered.

I have to say, now I'm happy,
because I like this house better.

- Oppenheim Group wine to celebrate?
- [all] Yes!

[Chrishell] This is the moment
where I can be proud of myself,

and know that I'm in a position
where I will never be homeless again,

my family will never be homeless again.
I've got you.

[Vanessa] So you manifest,
that is a done deal.

Go and ring that bell right now.

- Because it's done.
- [Maya] Yes.

- Ring it now for escrow.
- I actually really want to.

- [Jason] Hold on. It is so loud.
- [Vanessa] Do it!

I am in escrow on my dream home. [squeals]

- [Vanessa] Ring that bell!
- [ringing]

[whooping]

- [all laugh]
- [Maya] Oh, sh*t!

I'm sorry!

- Okay. Here goes the bell.
- [Vanessa] Get a new bell!

- [Maya] RIP.
- [Chrishell] Oh, my God!

[all laughing]

♪ That's my kind of day ♪

♪ Sunshine in my face ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ And I'm doing it my way ♪

♪ That's my kind of day ♪

♪ Got no time to waste ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ 'Cause you know I'm here to stay ♪

♪ That's my kind of day ♪

♪ Ah, ah, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoa, oh ♪

Surprise!
Oh, I thought it was a surprise party.

[Heather] I love that.

I don't know how to open
champagne so I won't be of help.

- [Brett] I'll open it if you need help.
- [pops]

[Mary shudders] Okay,
where are the glasses?

[Romain] Ta-da!

- She asked for glasses.
- You need a bowl, not a glass.

[Heather] No! Don't waste it.

- Oh, you think we're gonna waste it?
- [Brett] That's adorable.

[Romain] Where's mine?

[Amanza] Oh, hello.

- What's up?
- What's up?

- [all] Hey!
- Hi, guys! Oh, it's so pretty here.

[Amanza] Every time I think
she can't get hotter, she walks in like...

- [all greet]
- Hi.

- [Heather] Aren't you sexy? Look at you.
- [chuckles]

- Oh! You already know what I like.
- I know you, girl.

- Thank you!
- [Jason] Cheers!

- Thanks for making it.
- Cheers!

- Cheers, my love.
- Did he give you...

What is she... What is that?

- It's good, huh?
- Let me see.

[Chrishell] I'm not saying anything.

- Mmm. Yeah.
- [Jason] Yeah.

- It's cabernet?
- Oppenheim Group cabernet.

The red is not as bad as the white.

I'm just being nice. [chuckles]

They're both terrible.

- It does make for a good, like...
- [Jason] Decor.

- Yeah, decor.
- Yeah.

You know what it reminds me of?

You know that food
that, like, is shellacked,

and it's, like, in the bakery window.

- You don't actually eat it.
- Yes.

It's like that!

- I'm totally insulted, but I do know.
- You don't actually drink it.

- Hola!
- Maya!

[all greet excitedly]

- Oh, my ami.
- [Jason] Hi, gorgeous.

[Chrishell] Oh, my God.

Hi!

- [Amanza] How are the babies?
- Which baby?

- Number one, number two?
- [Vanessa] I said "babies."

- Or number three?
- [Vanessa] What?

- [Amanza] Shut the f*ck up.
- [Vanessa] You're pregnant?

- You swear to God?
- [Vanessa] Oh, my God!

- You kidding me? Did you know this?
- [Heather] She's pregnant!

- Did you know she's pregnant?
- You are not!

- She's pregnant!
- [Chrishell] Shut up!

Maya, how much sex do you have?
I mean, it's ridiculous.

[Maya] So shocking, I'm pregnant again.

Sometimes, I'm like,
"What the hell was I thinking?"

But, um, I'm happy.

I'm excited.

But that's it. I'm totally done.

- [Amanza] Where's my name?
- [Heather] I'm here.

I still get so excited
when my name is spelled right.

- Let me hand out some hors d'oeuvres.
- [all cheer]

[Heather] Is this really all Caesar?

[Brett] This looks good, bro.

[Chrishell] Yum!
Thank you! This is so nice.

Romain? You and I need to eat this meat.

Take a little bit of that.

[Romain] Chrishell is
about to make a speech.

If I lived here, I would go...

- [Heather] You should be making a speech!
- [in accent] "Darlings."

- Darlings!
- Shall you or shall I?

It is time to raise a glass.

[suspenseful music plays]

- To the good life.
- [all] To the good life!

[all] Cheers.

- [Jason] To the good life, guys.
- [all] Cheers.

♪ I'm doing whatever I feel like ♪

♪ I'm staying out late
Go all night ♪

- [Heather] Cheers. To love and babies!
- [Jason] Cheers to Chrishell waiting.

Hi!

[Mary] Oh, my God!

- Emma!
- Hi. How are you?

- [Jason] Hey!
- [Mary] It's Emma!

[Chrishell] Oh, my God!

- [Emma] Hi!
- [Heather] What's going on?

[Chrishell] Oh, my God! Jason has secrets.

- Hi, girl.
- What's going on?

Surprise! [laughs]

What's going on, boys? Huh?

[Amanza] Do you have
something you wanna tell us?

Not only is Emma joining us for dinner,

but she's the newest full-time team member
at the Oppenheim Group.

- [Heather] What?
- [all exclaim]

- Surprise!
- [all cheer]

- She's the one that...
- For Christine, it's a sensitive subject.

She was with her ex, yeah.

A lot of details,
we don't know the truth, you know?

Yeah. No, she told me. She mentioned it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So... yeah.

[Romain] Champagne?

[pop music playing]

♪ It's so far to go down ♪

♪ Light the fuse and hit the ground ♪

♪ Get ready, get ready ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ It's so far to go down ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪

♪ Get ready, are you ready? ♪

♪ It's going ♪