10x13 - Another One Bites the Dust

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Previously on 'Below Deck...'

Laura Kutryb has won
several pageants,

recently crowned
Miss Classic Universe.

For this charter is
all about being a queen.

Day two, primary requests
a beach queen Olympics.

I grew up very religious.

South Africa is a very
conservative country.

I think my biggest fear is
being judged by my parents

and coming out to
them makes me nervous.

My stomach churns every
time I think about it.

You know,
Tyler's down there working.

Captain, I'm sorry.

I didn't even realize
he was still working.

I thought we had all finished.

It's not even that.

I don't want you to
think that we don't help out.

My question, stop talking.

Because there's a way
to talk to a captain.

And right now, the way you're
talking to me is not okay.

The fish stinks at the head.

And right now,
you're that head.

Alissa, can you please
come to the bridge?

Yesterday was
the straw for me.

You're insubordination and lack
of respect is insurmountable.

Alissa, when you said
yes, Sandy, I mean Captain,

that was the [bleep] you
in my face.

That communication style
has to change.

All right, Sandy,
Captain Sandy.

No matter what job
you work in,

respect for hierarchy is a must.

I'm letting you go.

Ross, I need you
to escort her off the boat.

You can leave now.

Thank you.

That is so funny.
Oh, my God.

Can I have my suitcase?

Okay.

Fraser, Haley, Tyler,
meet me in the Sky Lounge?

Copy.

It never feels good
to fire a crew member.

You're ending their income.

As a captain, I have to
make the hard decisions

and I have to live with them.

That was short and sweet.

- What?
- Yeah.

- What happened?
- What?

Yeah.
For literally nothing.

I mean, I can't even
be upset about it

because I really didn't
do anything.

- That's.....ing...
- Come on.

It can be a little awkward

and there's also
the fact that Alissa and I

have had a bit of history.

But I trust in the captain

so, unfortunately,
she has to go.

- Radio?
- Thank you.

Have a seat.

I just let Alissa go.
It's about a respect.

Your personal opinion
is your opinion

but you have to respect the
hierarchy and the position.

Every one of you
have always done that.

This is like
quite a dictatorship

that's going on here.

I don't like malicious gossip.

It starts to infect the vessel
and I guarantee you

you will have lighter steps.

You won't have that chatter
and I know together

you will k*ll this charter.

Let's smash this out
and we got this.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, captain.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Can we just have a
two-minute chat together?

Yeah.
Of course.

What's going on?
I have no idea what's going on.

I'm in the cooler and
all of a sudden

I hear all this stuff.

I hear running and I'm like,
what's happening?

Oh, I have not a clue.

At least I get to go home.

Two hands down is a lot.

We've got a two-day trip.

Let's make sure that someone's
always with the guests

and everything we do,
we go and check over it.

My second has gone.

Yes, there was attitude,

but equally she was
great at her job.

So I am worried that we've got
a charter in a matter of hours,

but I feel like Captain Sandy

has given me
a second chance here.

Let's use this opportunity to
turn this whole thing around.

- We have to, guys.
- Yeah, we have to.

I'm better than this.
I can do better.

I can be better.

- What?
- This is not a joke, is it?

Uh, the suitcase can go.

Okay.

Good riddance, honestly.

Okay.
My work here is done.

I do feel like
I'm a scapegoat.

I'm the only person that
had the balls to speak up

and defend our
team besides Fraser.

Jesus Christ.

And it's impossible
to replace Fraser,

so she had to get the next
best thing, and that's me.

I'm not dying.
I'm just leaving.

Catch you later.

Rachel, Rachel. Can you
please come to the bridge?

That was Alissa?

What'd she say?

I think she said,
'good job, guys.'

Aww.

Fraser just means so much to me.

I feel way more
confident being a stewardess,

and it's really due to him.

I'm sorry
I had to leave.

I'm sorry, too.

It was really, really
nice to say goodbye to him.

Good luck.

k*ll this charter.

I feel like I'm leaving with
a full heart, tired feet,

and a really job well done.

I just fired Alissa,
which I think you know.

I heard.

The insubordination for her
and the lack of respect

for my position
is intolerable.

Thank you for letting me know.

It has been building
multiple times.

We are going to do this, and
it's going to be a lighter boat.

And to me,
three people can do this.

I think it's probably going
to be the best one we've had.

I think so, too.

Captain, if you have
two minutes,

can I meet you
somewhere, please?

Lovely.

Hi. I'm going to tell you both,
whatever you guys need,

- the interior.
- Oh, bless you.

- I got you.
- You're a good egg.

My.....ing chef.
Thank you.

I'm going to work my ass off
because I want to impress you,

and I want to be
the best stew I can be.

First of all, let me say,
you got an amazing team.

- Thank you.
- I know.

I'm telling you,

but it's a lot, Fraser, to hear
the chatter and to carry it.

But you have reset,
which I really appreciate.

Thank you.

Your ability to compose
yourself is exceptional.

I admire that.

Thank you.

I know somewhere in Fraser,

he wants to be
the best of the best.

Thanks.

People deserve
a chance to reset.

I believe in him,
and I know he can do this.

Well, that went well.

Just remember, there's
a closet in here too.

Yeah.

And then just go around
and make sure

everything's looking pretty.

[phone rings]

- Hey.
- Hey.

So, Alissa got let go.

She did?

They let go of the wrong
chick at the start.

I've been vindicated.

I was always seeing her,

you know, be, for lack of
a better term, awful.

And she's shown her face.

I'm satisfied that people
got to see what I saw.

#justiceforCamille.

Good riddance.
That's all I have.

Yeah, yeah.

I love that about you.

I miss you.

I miss you too.

Are you excited for the D.R.?

And just make out all day.

Oh, I'm feeling it all
for Camille right now.

I'm head over
heels for this girl,

whether I'm going
to admit it or not.

I'll get some info back to you

and we can get this
trip sorted, hey?

Yeah, let me know.

She's got me hook, line,
and sinker, baby.

I can't wait to see your
- ing cute face soon.

All decks are good.
Let's shower and change, hey?

- Let's go.

- Group shower.
- Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

Meet in the main salon
pre-charter meeting.

- Copy.
- All right, meeting time.

Meeting time.

My whole arse is
out right now.

It's really warm in here,
isn't it?

- It's really hot.
- Yes.

All right, so charter number
seven, we're almost there.

Obviously, we had to change.

This is part of yachting.

We're going to shoulder this.
I'm going to support you.

So let's go tackle this.

- Yeah, guys.
- Team, yes.

I just use this concrete
line pretty much straight.

Can we both be on
getting snacks out?

- [whistles]
- Sup, babes?

Darling.
Can we spray them?

Yes.

Can we try to do a bit more
of a tighter roll?

All crew, all crew
to the aft deck.

Copy.

Here we go.

- All right, queenies.
- Papa John in the house.

Woo!

Oh, dear.
Look at this.

Oh, they've come dressed
with their pageants.

Oh, my God.

You're kidding.

It's so beautiful.

- Guys, are we ready for this?
- No.

- Get ready.
- The queen is on board.

Coming up...

[shouting]

A fattiness of that
- ing sausage.

Don't think that
Boat Mama ain't gonna see that.

Boy, get your nuts out
of my face.

Girl, you love my nuts
in your face.

It's so beautiful.

- Guys, are we ready for this?
- No.

Get ready.

- That's confidence, right?
- The queen is on board.

- Hi, welcome aboard.
- I'm Laura.

- Nice to meet you.
- Fraser, nice to meet you.

- Hello.
- Lovely to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Please have a towel.

Thank you.

- John, nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard.

Good thing we got
a good pedicure.

Absolutely.

Welcome aboard.

Fraser is going to show
you around the vessel,

and then we're going to haul
our anchor and take off.

All right.

Cheers to the queen.

- Cheers to the queen.
- But not me.

We never had three carts.

This is the
world record breaker.

Welcome.

You all look unbelievable,
I must say.

- So do you.
- Thank you very much.

- He's hot, huh?
- I'm sweating a little bit.

I need you to behave, okay?

I'm going to be
very quiet this charter.

That's fine.

I've got multiple
dietary restrictions.

Yeah, I get that.
You need to be concentrated.

This is our sundeck.

Beautiful.

Do you get to go
in there with us?

Sadly not. No.

Oh, God, look what's
happened here.

The twins have come out to play.

Moving into here, this is
our primary suite.

This is so beautiful.

- It really is.
- It's really beautiful.

Okay, let's see where the
princesses will be staying.

Oh, this is too cute.

My only concern is that I make
this divine and spectacular.

Oh, that.
Yeah, absolutely.

Okay.

I've been single for a while.

You know, three years or so.

You guys need to room together.

We're going to put
you in a corner.

Right? We're the naughty ones.

I'm not going to say
never to a guest

because they're chartering
a super yacht.

But in this scenario, it's going
to have to be a no.

But thank you.

You're lovely.

And let's get up to the bar.
You can get drinks and snacks.

- Okay.
- Lovely.

- All right.
- All right.

Deck crew, as soon as
the luggage is loaded,

we can get ready to depart.

Copy.
The luggage is on board.

So have you guys been in,
like, beauty pageants and...

- These are queens.
- These are queens.

These are queens. Yes.

- I won in Vegas.
- Okay.


No, 40 and over.

I love that.
I love that.

You guys can let these
lines go all at once.

Line off.
Go. Take it off.

Yeah, line off.

There we go.
Thank you.

Yep, yep, yep.

Yo.

Whoo.

Thank you, dude.

Captain, all lines on
board on the bow.

Starboard course.


Are we moving?
We're moving?

We should go watch.

Stand clear of the T-Doc.
Stand clear of the T-Doc.

Thank you.
Nice work. Nice work.

Oh, my goodness.

- We're leaving.
- Bye.

- Hello.
- Hello.

All right.
Let's change.

What glass
is he looking for?

Um, the bigger
ones than this,

with the ribs all the way up.

Sh..., I don't know where
Alissa's put them.

Yep.
This is her area.

Quietly freaking out
about being a stew down.

Alissa was more on service.

You know, that was
her bar, basically.

Know how to consume
alcohol very well,

but putting it together,

I'm feeling a little bit,
a little bit concerned,

to say the least.

Thrown in the deep end.

Yeah, it's normal, isn't it?

Okay, it's looking good.

You ready?

Anchor down, anchor down.

- Ooh.
- That's perfect.

- Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
- Sure.

Cap, that's three in the water.

- Great.
- Hello.

Hi.

I made a menu for lunch today.

It's freshly
herb-encrusted salmon

and the oven-roasted
chicken breast.

Nice.

Low sodium.

I understand about the
anti-inflammatory diet

because I'm actually
on that myself.

Oh. Nice.

And then would you like
a 2:30, 2:45 lunch?

So you can just enjoy the boat
and then go on to there.

Sounds good.

Hey, girl, hey.

Oh, okay.

[laughing]

Hey!

This old thing?

I love it.

His d*ck is, you know,
wrapped in a small speedo

and fattiness of
that.....ing sausage,

don't think that Boat Mama
ain't gonna see that.

- She came to the party.
- Woo-hoo!

Please let me know if you
need anything at all.

I need food.

What can I get you?

- Just a turkey club sandwich.
- Okay, then.

- Yeah, that's better.
- There you go.

Rachel, is it possible to have
a turkey club sandwich?

Who was it?
I need to know who.

Laquish. Laquish.
This lady here.

My meal's 30 minutes,

but can you make me another
snack before my meal?

That's just gonna
[bleep] your meal up.

So I have to make a turkey
sandwich, which is fine.

I hope you choke on that.

It may or may not be my labia.

No, kidding.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Boy, get your nuts
on my face.

Girl, you love my
nuts on your face.

Did you need that pump
from upstairs, Tony?

I think so.

All right, I'll go grab.

Start with the black one,

and I'll go grab
the green one.

Hi. I also have some
turkey clubs here.

Ooh.

Well, it's enough, you guys,

we're about to
have lunch in a way,

but I guess I'll take a bite.

Are we supposed to have lunch
right now or something,

because we're all sitting here?

I know.

Lunch is coming out in a minute.

But they said 2:30.

I'm ready for
the jetskis after this,

but I would love to eat.

It's taking so long.

How are we looking on bread?

I'm doing it right now.

Great.

What time is it?
I thought...

You just had your
turkey sandwich. Calm down.

Calm down over there.

Wait, let me bring
this out of the sun

the rest of your sandwich.

We're supposed to eat,
and it's taking forever.

You ordered this, girl.

And if you're hungry, you
can have a little bitey bite.

I'm waiting for the big lunch.
Where's the lunch?

No, no, no.
No, ma'am.

Damn, that club sandwich
- ed me.

Laquish is asking for
a turkey sub,

which she doesn't touch.

It's annoying.

Lunch!

Calm down.
Calm the [bleep] down.

Lunch!

Lunch!

[sighs]

Okay, well,
we're ready when you are.

We're actually getting ready
to start plating right now.

Here's John.

Okay, so let's see what we miss.

- I'm gonna compete.
- With what?

Next year,
Queen Mother pageant.

- Oh, are you?
- I'm gonna do next year.

And somebody's having surgery
in Brazil.

Whoever's having
surgery in Brazil, set me up.

I'm gonna get the Brazilian
butt lift with you.

She had it. Look at her butt.
It's awesome.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Okay, guys,

I'm going to start
with strawberry and mint salad.

This is not sustainable.

Which one is?

- So that's the mustard one.
- Yeah.

That's gonna be the diet one.

It's a bit crazy,

but I have to do
everything in my power

to impress the captain.

So I've got a lot of work to do,

but I'm adamant
that I'll get it done.

Thank you, Cheffy.

- Can I serve you some salad?
- Please.

The vinaigrette is so good.

Why don't you wear
a hat, bro?

I keep thinking
your name's David, because...

- It's on your shirt.
- Yeah.

I'd rather you call me
Saint than David.

I'll call you whatever
you want me to call you.

What's the plan now?
What are we gonna do?

Jetski.

- I love it.
- Woo!

- Check this out!
- Hey!

I want to go for a jetski ride.
Someone needs to take me.

- Let's go.
- Have fun.

Woo-hoo!

- Woo-hoo!
- Woo!

Mocktail, darling, there we go.

[shouting]

No!

Um...
Thanks.

Hey!

Oh!

That was like
a rough fall, too.

This is all I need.

I have your lashes!

- We could have dinner upstairs
- Yeah.

And then I'll bring
everyone down

- from the outside.
- And they can sit over there.

They'll sit here.

- Yes!
- Yes!

- I'm so excited. Brilliant.
- Perfect.

I went ahead and
booked a flight to the...

- Mm-hmm.
- Republic.

Do you and Ross want to come?

I'll let you
guys have your time alone.

Yeah.

I don't even know how
to have that, like conversation.

Like, what's your plan?

We're across the world
from each other.

You can't have a relationship
with someone

across the world.

He's been a lot more respectful
and that's sweet.

- Yeah, I know.
- So, okay.

Nor do I think I can handle
Ross in a relationship

what-so-damn-ever.

We'll see how it all plays out.

All crew, all crew. Can you get
into your blacks, please?

- It's too tight.
- It's too tight.

If it doesn't need three
of us to get zipped up,

we're doing it wrong.

Gold it is.
Whoops!

It feels good.

Here we go.

Rachel, Rachel, Fraser.

The guests have started moving
towards the table now.

Copy, thank you.

She's in the zone.
She's in the zone.

So this is a low sodium dinner,

because there actually
is quite a few

on the preference sheets
are low sodium and gluten-free.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Just came out of the oven.

Thank you so much.

I'm going to actually
have to really

mentally apply myself,

because they all have
dietary requirements

and differences
between each person.

Maria Claudia.

And then Susan.

Actually anti-inflammatory.

Bread is very hard to come by,

because I don't eat
cane sugar and corn

and all that.

You guys are the queen tonight.

There's a lot of big events
coming up for you guys.

Oh, yeah.

- We're going to Brazil.
- Oh.

We're going to go
gown shopping.

Oh, for your competition
in the pageant?

- Nice.
- Yes. Yes.

Oh, it's awesome.

My friend that's watching my son
just sent me this cute picture.

- Oh, he's so cute.
- Aw.

Beautiful.

I have two, but
that's one of them.

You're a boy mom.
I'm a boy mom.

I have four.

I come from a boy mom.

But I actually had a daughter.

I was married,
and we had a daughter in 2016.

My wife came home one day

and told me that she wasn't
my biological daughter

and that she had had an
affair with her boss.

I don't blame her
for anything.

Everything happens for a reason.

I wouldn't be sitting here
in a gown with you guys

if this didn't happen
to my life.

They wanted me to still
be a part of her life.

Now, instead of being dad,

they call me Papa John

because I deliver the
goods and the flavor.

This is Colleen's exactly
the way she wants it.

And then the rest are coming
right this second.

All right, hello.

First course is a soup

that is done with roasted
butternut squash.

And then for you, Colleen,
a warm sautéed salad.

Thank you. Enjoy.

Thank you so much.

Wow, this tastes incredible.

You bring it over.
You can get a good line.

And that's perfect.

That's Andrea's, right?

Yes, sir.

All right, darling.

It looks really good.

Yeah.

Captain Sandy's definitely
isn't the greatest stew.

Do we clean this up?

Um, we don't like to
touch people's stuff.

But I appreciate the fact

that she's trying to
make things better.

Oh, my God. I hope they're
all not like this.

For your chicken course,

you have a roulade done
with an Arab pesto.

- And you have salmon.
- Looks delicious.

Thank you so much, chef.

She is amazing.

Seven star, baby.

Mm-hmm.

- This is one cabin in towels.
- Really?

So what's going on tonight?

We got a night.

A night.

I'm doing a costume change.

I'm changing.

I'm going to have to go
to therapy, I think.

This is the last time I'm
wearing a gown on this boat.

Rachel, the dessert
they would like to do

with the drag show at 11.

She's happy with that.
It'll be ready by then.

All, crew, can we please come
to the bar

if we have a spare moment?

Thank you, Tony.
Sleep good.

We have special treats for you.

You look like Lady Gaga.

I'm all for a bit of dressing
up, a bit of role play.

Technically, not so much
in the workplace.

I'm certainly not
doing it for money,

but I'm all for a bit of fun.

Perfect.

Hello, John.

Yeah?

- We are ready when you are.
- All right.

Do you want to introduce me
as Trossie Twatts?

Where's the music?

Ladies, for your entertainment
this evening,

may I introduce you to
Trossie Twatts.

[cheering]

[shouting, laughing]

Every q*eer person has
gone through something hard,

and I know John hasn't
had an easy life.

Growing up, I went to a private
Methodist high school.

The environment was
very h*m*,

so to see how just
unapologetically himself he is,

it just helps me, like,

build up that courage
to come out to my parents.

[cheering]

You have to be happy being you.

It doesn't really matter
what other people think

at the end of the day.

At least try to
convince myself of that.

[cheering]

These two.

Oh my God, that was so cool.

Coming up...

So I'm going to need another
turkey sandwich tonight.

Yeah.

Wrap it up and put
it in my room.

There's always one,
isn't there?

ing hell.

Thank you guys.

That was awesome.

Thanks for tonight.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Great day.

- Thank you both.
- Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Let's take all this makeup off.

That's everybody in bed, right?

Yeah, everyone's down,
I think.

Thank God.

What have you got left to do?

- Everything.
- Oh!

What the [bleep]
is going on?

Yeah.

And tomorrow, if we have steak,

I will like some


Oh, what a good idea.

The problem with this woman

is that she doesn't
actually want a turkey sandwich.

She doesn't even want to eat.

She's just going out of
her way to ask for more.

But there's always one,
isn't there?

Okay.

[bleep].

Yes!

Rachel, I'm so sorry to come
to you with this.

You know how later he wanted
that turkey sub earlier?

She wants a turkey sub
in her cabin tonight.

[bleep].
I'm tired.

All right.

Doesn't that look like
the most delicious sandwich

you've ever did, see?

It's bedtime for me.

I can't sleep down here
in my state room.

I'm sorry.
It's creepy.

It's okay.

It's too tight, too close.

Oh, gosh.

I'm going to go look now. Yeah.

Okay.

Laquish is acting like
such a little brat.

She's supposed to be
this beauty queen with,

like, prim and proper
and all poise.

It's actually not a sheet.
It's a duvet cover.

It's fine.

But we can tuck it under
the pillow and, um...

Can you turn the lights off?

Yeah.

I really thought
that she'd have, like,

a little bit more class.

Clearly not true.

Ah, stunning.

[snoring]

So today is windy.

Good morning.
Yes, windy.

Good morning.

Can you go by tender and
just check out the beach?

I think that'll
be a no-go.

But I just want to be able
to tell the client

we definitely checked it out.

This morning, the guests
want to do a beach picnic.

I have concerns because
it's, like, 35 knots of wind.

The seas are really bad.

As a captain, you always want to
meet the guest's requirements.

But sometimes you have to
manage their expectations.

They'll ask for the moon.

We can't deliver that.

Is that a nice beach?

No.

This space here is hideous.

Oh, damn.
I hate it.

So we need to go
to the other beach.

Oh, you guys are going
to do some boxing.

We're going to try.

I'm just going to be here.
I'm going to help you.

There we go.

We have an angry woman
in the house.

Rain out, rain out.

Where did the rain come from?

All right, anybody want
to dig into the fruit?

Yes.

Rachel, Fraser.

Looks like the guests
are sitting at the table.

Copy.

I think that one you can pump up
via our normal pump.

If you know how to do it,
you go for it.

So we're doing the
huevos rancheros.

We'd like to just
go with the specials.

Or is there anything
else in particular?

I think I want an omelette.

You want an omelette?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's really
windy around there.

This is one of the calmer
beaches I found,

but it's just surging so far up.

And that alternative is to go
by car to the other beach.

That turned into a
nightmare, didn't it?

Yep.

Yeah it did.

You asked for a sandwich.
You got that.

You asked for a Sprite.
You got that.

I don't know why we
can't get the steak.

Oh, boom.
He's that girl.

You got this.

Oh, yeah.
There you go.

Smarter rather than harder.
I love it.

I had a request from Laquish
for a 24-karat gold steak.

There's this new fad
that's going around

where people are doing,

like, Delmonico bone-in
rib-eyes

with
encrusted 24-carat gold,

as if it's a good idea
to eat that much gold.

Tell her that Chef brought that
with her own 24-karat gold pack.

Okay.

It's like if you
took a turd, right?

And you just wrapped
it in gold foil.

It's like a Faberge egg,
you know,

presented to your friends.

That's what it
would look like, I think.

Literally decadent sh...

Is this a test this morning?

- I don't know what's going on.
- I think it might be.

Have you thought about how your
beach Olympics is going to go?

We can do those
games here on the sundeck.

I'll say that you've
mentioned this.

Perfect.

Wow, look at that.

Trip home.

Look at this.

Thank you.

Beautiful.

Insane.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, look, my daughter's
calling me for money.

What's up?

You need money!

Girl, I had you on speaker.

I told everybody my daughter's
calling me for money.

Oh, you're
telling her business.

- Fraser.
- Yes.

Your favorite beach

with the horses and
the hypodermic needles.

Oh, yeah.

I've got very bad
memories from that.

Katie's saying we should
just do it on board,

but I know that we're going
to want to do a beach thing.

To be honest, if they
were to know truly

how I feel about that beach,

they wouldn't want
to go at all.

We've got a beach that
I know is horrific.

We've got a preference sheet
which clearly states

that our guests
want a beach Olympics.

Day two, primary requests
a beach queen Olympics.

As Yachties, we don't say no.

But on a day like today,

I feel like we can provide a
hell of a lot more entertainment

and luxury on board
than we can off.

Thanks for that info.

Captain, Captain, do
you have a second?

Meet me on the bridge.

Not the rain.

I'd like to speak to
the guests about today.

Okay.

I'd much rather, we do
everything we can on board

then take them somewhere,

knowing that the beach might
not be to their liking...

If they really want to do a
beach, then we'll just do it.

But I'm going to warn them.

Great.

- I think they'll be all right.
- That's great.

- I'll keep you posted, Captain.
- Thanks.

- Hello.
- Hi.

What does the weather dictate?

There is forecasted rain.

There is forecasted
heavy winds.

And there is forecasted
a bit of patchy sun.

- Now.
- Oh, all good news.

We have one option.

- Yeah.
- One?

The location we have, we've been
to numerous times this season,

and I'm definitely
not the only one

in thinking that we have seen
far nicer beaches, am I right?

Yes.

Everything is doable here.

We can set up the games and

do games on the different,
you know,

bridges, which I think
would be awesome.

I personally think that that's
going to be the safest option,

but of course
this is your trip.

And if you'd like us to
do anything on the beach,

we can do that.

I don't know about that.

Oh, gosh.

All right.
What do you guys want to do?

Um...

Oh, gosh.

Coming up...

Captain Lee, it's good
to hear from you.

I just spoke with my doctor.

I've got some important news.

What does the weather dictate?

That's that storm over there.

We can do games on
the different bridges.

Sounds so weird.

I personally think that that's
going to be the safest option.

What do you guys want to do?

Oh, gosh.

Can we, like, have
some of your crew...

Yeah.

Be part of our teams?

Absolutely.
I don't see why not.

Oh, yes, baby.

- Okay.
- Beautiful.

Yeah.

Let's do it, you guys.

Let's go chill.

Did he show you the steak?

Oh, I've seen them before, yeah.

- Aren't they cool?
- Yeah.

You want glitter sh..., I'll give
you glitter sh... for days.

- I got it.
- Yay.

Ross, are you free to
meet myself and Captain?

I am.

I've convinced the guests
that it's not a good idea,

but if you could
do the Olympics,

that would take a lot
of pressure off my hands

because their cabins are the
worst we've seen this season.

- Really?
- They are.

I went in there.

Rar.

- Excellent. Yep.
- Thank you, Ross.

Thank you.

As quickly as you can,

'cause in, like, minutes this
will be happening

and we'll be running
around going,

what are we doing?

Can we do cabins now?

- Yeah, I can go back down.
- Alrighty.

Are you guys ready?

Is it time?

Oh, snap.

- What are we doing?
- It's a team event.

Teams of two.

First one is the Katie Special.

Three-legged race.

Okay.

Draw me like your French girls.

Oh, my God.

And then dive style.

- Into the water.
- Off the boat?

I'm out, I'm out.

I can't swim.
I'm not getting any water.

You can think of your teams
and your team names.

Pick your partner.

Oh, my God.
What's going on?

Hello.

Will you be my partner?

- We're together.
- Me?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Okay.
- Let's do it.

We're Miami Queens.

I think it's a hot pink speedo.

Hi, yes.

We're team Two in the Pink.

[laughing]

Holy sh...

These guests remind me
of that creature

in Sesame Street
that lives in a bin.

Please just put your wigs away.

[laughing]

- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

Okay.
So what are the team names?

Two in the Pink.

Miami Queens.

- Nauti by nature.
- Nauti by nature.

Like nautical.

- Boat babes.
- Boat babes.

Okay.

One more.
Who's the last team?

Queen Beeches.

- Okay.
- This is great.

Draw me like your French girls.

Two minutes, one of you
is going to pose

and your partner is going to
draw you on the whiteboard.

Starting now.

She's trying to be
like me yesterday.

All right, I got to
take a picture of that.

Ross.

This is great.

What's going on?

What you mean this is normal
charter activities, isn't it?

Ben does seem to enjoy
wearing a speedo.

And I support it.

I might be rooming
with him tonight.

It means I don't have to.

All right, what do we got?

I'll write the names down,

you guys tell me
your favorite one.

Queen Beeches.

Boat Babes.

- Queen Beeches.
- Queen Bs.

Queen Bs.

The Boat Babes have
a vote of one

and the Queen Beeches
had four.

The winner is...

Hey!

Okay, the next one
is three-legged race

and that's up on the sundeck.

Everyone up to the top.

Hi, love.
Last night looked amazing.

Thank you.

- And the cabina is done.
- Yeah.

I think Captain was right.
I feel really light.

Do you feel less tension?

I'm really calm, yeah.

I feel really good.

- What the [bleep]?
- I know.

Maybe Captain is the Oracle?

I can't lie.
Definitely feel lighter.

And I think that Captain is
helping lift the weights

that I might
not know I'm carrying.

And I think Alissa
is one of those.

So I appreciate that.

Captain's the crew whisperer.

And I guess we have Captain
to thank for that.

Yeah, well, she brought me on.
Of course she is.

Yeah.

We'll start here
and we'll end here.

All the way.

Are we ready?

Go!

They might have
jumped a g*n there.

I'm not sure.

One, two, one, two.

[shouting]

Ah!

All right.


Two in the pink.


Yes. We did good.

Annihilating the time so far.

- 22 seconds.
- [cheering]

And 70.

Are you guys ready
for a winner team?

Go.

- This is not good.
- One, two. One, two.

Oh!

[laughing]

Yes, we're looking good here.

And they're coming in.

Stop.

Yeah.

Even with the fall, 33:45.

Oh, no.

We made it.

With a time of 59 seconds.

Taking a whole minute?

One minute. I quit.

We're doing a running tally?

Yeah. You guys find
out where we are.

- Can I go to laundry?
- Yes.

This is going to be
on style, elegance.

You could jump
from anywhere off here

or if you want
to jump off decks.

Oh, it's windy.

Oh, my God.
I got to hold on to my hair.

It's like high.

One, two, three.

Woo!

Oh, my gosh.
That was awesome.

[screams]

Whoa!

Very nice.

There was lots of
stylish jumping.

I have spoken to the judge.

The Miami Queens scored highest
with the double jump.

- We won!
- Yeah, we did.

Hell yeah!

Deck Team's done a great job
of entertaining these guests.

Katie, she's hanging out
with the primary.

They got a connection.

I'm also enjoying her
neon, slim fitting bikini.

She looks great.

I'm trying to get work done,
but it's hard.

It's all... Yep.

- Lunch time.
- Oh, God.

Thank you for all coming
to the first official

Yacht Queen Olympics.

And number one is
the Miami Queens.

Yeah!

Thank you, guys.
We appreciate that.

- Awesome.
- Thank you.

Awesome, man.

Don't think we'll actually
be able to get a break today.

That's fine.

But sit down
if you need to.

Go take a long sh...
if you need to.

- Perfect.
- All right.

That was a busy day.

I mean, we've been
enjoying ourselves.

I know, exactly.

Hello.
I need a drink.

Ooh.
Nope, not that way.

This way.

Another drink for you?

Mmm. Okay.

- Darling.
- Yes, darling.

Would you mind doing a
water infused with mint

and with fresh
strawberries and berries?

And that's going to
be for Laquish.

Of course it is.

I'm going to start
plating, okay?

Beautiful.

Mmm.

Are these ready to go, Chef?

- Those are fine.
- They look great.

- Yes, thank you.
- Okay.

That's great.
Thank you.

Wow.

What is that?

Tuna.

Just go ahead, I won't eat it,
just put it here.

Oops.

This is like the
perfect light lunch.

And the salmon's really juicy.

It is.

Go ahead.

I feel like we're going to
be working this hard

going forward until we
drop these guys off.

Queen LaQueef is at it again.

What's she doing now?

It's going to k*ll me.
It's going to k*ll me.

This job does get a bit bloody
repetitive, I'll tell you that.

ing hell.

Coming up...

Hello.

Absolute bitch.

- Watch this.
- Hello.

Hello.

We're going to get fired.

Should we stick
with 8, 8:15 for dinner?

Yeah.

And then we're doing
'80s after.

Yeah.

- Let's go g*ng.
- Hot tub time.

Let's arrange to do this,
wearing a lot less clothes.

Okay.

With some kind of oil.

Okay.

As soon as you're finished with
that, I'll do the glasses.

Also, if we do have time,

- Yeah?
- Okay, brilliant.

I can not.

Chef, what cuisine will you do
for dinner, do you think?

That's right.
Sorry, my bad.

Interior, interior.

Would you like to get
into your blacks, please?

Copy.

Yeah, of course.

Do you want large ones?

- Yes, please.
- Okay.

Yeah.

I need some fresh
towels for Susan.

Do they not have any?

They use too many
towels, these people.

Hi.

[laughing]

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, you're welcome, darling.

Sorry.

Hey, hey, hey.

Looking fabulous as always.

How are you doing?

What can I get you to drink?

I'm going to do a dirty martini.

I'm going to carry you.

- Woo!
- Ahh!

I think I just saw something
that I haven't seen

in, like, five years.

[laughing]

- Filthy martini.
- Oh, Filthy.

Filth.

Hey, girl.

- Hello.
- LaQueef is at it again.

I'm going to go get the wraps.

Hello?

Oh, God.

Hello.

That's right.

Sorry, I think there's
glitter all over the bed.

- That's okay.
- We love you.

We love you.

Yeah, let's hope that Susan
hasn't got the best of hearing.

Or we're going to get fired.

Have you ever felt like you
wanted to just get into a hole

and die?

Right.

Captain Lee, it's good
to hear from you.

It's going good.

The question is, is
how are you doing?

Um...

That's awesome.

This has always been
Captain Lee's boat.

It's his crew.

I have commitments at home.

I'm happy to turn
it over to him.

And now he can step on board
and have a sweet, lean,

operating machine.

I'm really happy for you
and for me.

All right, bye-bye.

Next on 'Below Deck...'

She's arriving
about 30 minutes.

- Oh, she's arriving today?
- Yes.

Chief stew.

What, she's been a
chief stew for two years?

No one's coming in for my job.
Not on my boat.

- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.

I'll go for a hug.
Oh, you're so cute.

You're kidding.

[bleep] me, this is insane.

What's going on?

So I have an update for you.

It's kind of bittersweet for
me because I have really

grown fond of all of you.

Captain Lee comes back today,

so he's going to take
this charter,

and I'm going to depart.

I'm so g*dd*mn
glad to be back.