10x02 - Deadliest Snatch

[bunniefuu]

New boat, new location.

Ah!

How are you?

New crew.

This is the deck team,
I believe.

- Oh, wow.
- Awesome.

Camille, you"re gonna
share her with the deck.

That"s what I like to see!

Yay!

I am a little incapacitated.

I have a nerve issue
on my left side.

So, I am going to depend
on you guys in some areas.

Alissa, I"m thinking
of making you my second.

Okay.

I am going to
absolutely smash it.

Peng Lim, tax professional,

joined by his best
friends for his birthday.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Get a towel, towel!

Fraser?

Oh, I"m so bored.

This is taking forever.

This is an empty fridge.

You should just stock a fridge

so I don"t have to tell
you how to do it.

There"s a way to lead,
and there"s bossing.

I just told you the fridge
wasn"t stocked.

Stock it with whatever you want,
as long as it"s full.

Stocking a fridge with


when they leave in a day?
Please.

Babe, like, it"s easy.

Camille should respect the fact

that Fraser"s entrusted me
with the second stew position.

I don"t need your
- ing attitude

when I"m literally
just trying to do my job,

and it"s just.....ing bad vibes.

That"s stocked, fully.

- Okay. Go to bed.
- Cool, thanks.

Ooh, really?

Good night, moon.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Working out is
super-important for me.

It"s how I deal
with my stress.

In 2011, I got really depressed.

My dad was sick, you know?

And the thing that got me
out of it was working out.

I tried to find a
healthy way to deal with that.

You"re replacing soul pain
with physical pain,

you understand
what I"m saying?

[alarm beeps]

I"m exhausted.

[bleep]

Is there guests up?

- No.
- Okay, good.

- Hey.
- Hi, darling.

Okay, so...

Right, so, if you
absolutely despise this...

- Did you do this this morning?
- I won"t get offended.

Brilliant!

Day one was bad.

Wasn"t feeling very good
about things

and the future of my career on
board Motor Yacht St. David.

They"ll definitely
want a bread plate.

Yeah.

We need to work harder
and better and smarter.

How we"re going to do that,
I"m not sure, but I'm...

I like the enthusiasm, Fras.

And if we could use
the coasters as well.

Yeah, okay.

All right, cool, we"ll just
get that corner there,

where all the
glitter is.

Oh, yeah.

- Good morning.
- Hi.

How are you feeling?

What can I get you,
would you like a coffee?

Can I do a... yeah.

That"s brilliant.

Ugh.

Who the hell gets
up that early

after getting absolutely
sh...-faced the night before?

[vomits]

Peng!

I"m never drinking again.

What we have available now is a
double-chocolate paleo muffin.

We can do some eggs,
bacon, sausages.

Yeah, sure.

They don"t want any carbs,
just want scrambled.

Hayley, just start with
master, then go to VIP.

Yep.

Lovely.

Ugh.

We"ve got some truffle oil
for you as well.

Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

So, for today, eventually,
we"ll get to the beach.

Oh, sweet, I love that.

- Hey.
- Good morning.

Nice, you guys have done
a good job around here.

There was glitter everywhere
this morning.

Covered in glitter.

- You all right?
- Yeah, I"m fine.

I know that you told Camille

to finish up the sky lounge,
and then...

Yes.

...she stomped her
feet a little bit

at the fact that I was asking
her to vacuum up the crew area.

Okay.

I think a lot of this is
just coming down to the fact

that we"re all over the place.

It"s a whole mess.

- I just...
- Thank you for telling me.

I"m gonna speak to her
at some point.

I appreciate the
communication from Alissa.

It"s not the best news.

In my last experience as chief,

you know, I feel like I
let people off quite a lot,

and so I need to be
a bit more of a bitch.

No, thank you so much
for that communication.

- Good morning, Captain.
- Morning, Ross.

How are you doing?

Well... Better.

That"s good to hear.

They want to spend the day at
the beach. Hangout, lunch.

Well, we should get
that ready, then.

Yeah.

We"re gonna turn the sh*ts
into screwdrivers.

Oh, brilliant.

Good morning.

Are you just
enjoying the banana?

- Yes.
- Perfect.

Put your sh*t in this.
This is just plain orange juice.

- Bottoms up.
- Got it?

That"s it, wrap it around
the cleat straightaway.

- Yes, Katie!
- Yeah.

All right, I"ll give you
that to hold again.

I haven"t been on a boat
this size before,

but I"m hardworking,
I"ll work extra hours.

I wanna be right up there
doing the exact same things

as the guys, doing the
same amount of effort.

- He"s good.
- Right on.

I would love to own my own boat.

That"s my ultimate goal.

Me being 30, it would be
awesome down the road if,

you know, I would have a
family and be able to show,

like, my passion to them.

- Excellent job.
- Yeah, thank you.

Mm!

And then, you know, like
vegetable spring rolls.

Yeah.

Peng is from Thailand,

so I can"t wait to prepare
this cuisine for him.

Many, many years ago,
I studied in Thailand.

Where I lived is Soi Cowboy,

it"s where all the lady boys
party and have nightclubs there.

I call it "saweadykak"
instead of "sawadika,"

which is "hello"
and "goodbye."

Oh, you mean are these
little serving boxes?

That"s brilliant.

We can go with this light chair.

[laughing]

- That"s it?
- Yep.

All right, good luck, guys.

See you in a couple of weeks.

You and Alissa are
gonna go to the beach.

You don"t wanna go?

You need to be helping with
the service, if that"s okay.

Absolutely.

And then I"ve got someone
coming to do

the Reiki sound bath thing.

- I"ll do a spicy margarita.
- I"ll do a Moscow mule.

Great.

Tequila, sprite,
pineapple, Moscow mule...

oh sh...

- Loads of things.
- Oh, that"s perfect.

All right, let"s go.

Okay, I have tons
of different drinks.

Yay!

Romantic, I"ll tell you that.

- Hey.
- Hi.

There is the Red Bull, sir?

Okay, are these for us?

Said he wanted to have, like,
some sugar, and so I got him...

No, I think
he wanted it for you.

- Yes.
- No, no, no!

[laughing]

How you doing?

Good, everything"s so nice.

Good, I"m gonna send
the guests straightaway.

Just do whatever you can
to make the happy.

What drink would you like?

Perfect.

Can you move these
coolers behind the tree?

Yeah... can you move those
coolers behind the tree?

What"s your go-to dance move?

The shopping cart?

Do you have one?

Do you know, actually,
it"s quite similar to that.

Just, like, the...

- What?
- Isn"t that a twerk?

Quite a lazy one, actually.

[laughing]

- We ready to go?
- Yes.

To the swim platform,
whenever you"re ready.

- Carry me!
- Can I do anything for you?

Let"s go ahead and
cling-wrap this down.

Okay.

Go, you find me a bowl,
and I"ll cling.

Two, three, four, five, six...

I"ve just been wanting to swim,

and I really need
to get in some water.

- Are you allowed to?
- I don"t know.

I"m a free human being.

You don"t wanna ask?

What"s the use in coming all
the way down here

and treating yourself
like someone who"s just

there to serve and do
everything for everybody else?

I just need to get in the water,
in the Caribbean.

I have to.

Yachting is supposed to be fun.

She just took off her shirt?

Well, not something I would
do on charter, but...

Yeah, that is definitely not
something I would do on charter.

I"m not even
looking over there.

Alissa, the guests,
they are on their way now.

- Copy that.
- Woo!

You know, we"re supposed
to be working.

But apparently, Ben and Camille
really don"t give a [bleep].

Why would she do that?
Like, that"s disrespectful.

This is not your time right now.

Exactly.

Not something I would do on
charter, but...

Yeah, that is definitely not
something I would do on charter.

The guests, they are
on their way now.

Copy that.

Fraser just called on the radio.

The guests are coming.

Alissa, is this them?

Oh sh...

- This is the biggest I have.
- That"s perfect.

Good afternoon, hello.

I"m Dr. Tanya, how are you?

Dr. Tanya, it is
a pleasure to meet you.

I"m here to do the sound bath.

I do understand
that that is true.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

Welcome!

I would.....ing give my
right leg to be drinking tequila

on a superyacht right now.

Oh, I love this,
this is so pretty.

Welcome.

Alissa is always
ready with drinks.

Here we are.

If you haven"t caught on,
that"s all we do.

Well, I"m glad.

- Is it?
- Yes.

I should try it sometime.

I"m gonna walk you
over to our cabana.

This is Dr. Tanya.

We"re gonna do a sound bath.

It"s usually better that
I"m seated in the center

and you around,
so I invite you to sit.

Bring Tony over.

[snoring]

God, they"re so soft I wanna
make out with them.

Is that weird?

That"s it...
this can go.

I slept.
That was an experience.

Fraser, they are wrapping
up the sound bath.

Okay, we"re heading towards
you now with lunch.

Copy.

Oh, you"re coming as well?

Yeah, I"ve gotta do the service.

I"m gonna be so paranoid that
there"s, like, a bug on me.

Hang on, hang on.

Take the plastic off and put
it anywhere on the table.

- Yep, yep.
- Everything is sharing platters.

- Y"all are hungry?
- Yes, we are.

Thank you.

Ah!

I was gonna drag you
in headfirst.

- Ah!
- You"re in.

Hello...
ooh, how you doing?

Hopefully in a day or two
I can get rid of these things.

It"s been, shall we say,
a bit challenging.

I"m gonna go up and
get some stretching done.

Pain"s gone, I just don't
look so pretty when I walk.

But I was never gonna be
a runway model anyhow.

g*dd*mn it.

Okay, so just so you know,

in these little boxes
here we have bao buns.

This side salad stuff.

Pad Thai here, and here,
we"ve got a soup for you.

This is so good.

Growing up, this is what my mom
would make me to go to school.

All the kids would
make fun of me.

Mom, the kids with bologna
are teasing me.

- Yeah.
- Right?

- That"s how we do.
- How was it?

I"m gonna sit down
for two minutes.

I quite enjoy it, it"s just...

Well, yeah, it must be
nice to just be outside.

I"ve forgotten what
that looks like.

Dinner, are you still
aiming for 8:30?

Mm-hmm, yeah, that works.

These are heavy, so let the...

- Okay, gimme the lighter bags.
- Let the boys get them.

I think he"s got more
than that, actually.

- Nice.
- There you go.

How in the hell?

Tony, show us your abs!

Do it, do it!

Okay, okay, later.

- Ooh!
- Later?

Jeez, I nearly drowned.

Oh, look at that sunset.

Me and Ross are going for a
real romantic ride right now.

- Oh, my God.
- I know, right?

One, two, and three...
go, yee-ooh!

Oh, come on!

There we go, yee-ooh!

It"s just too much.

What?

This bed is in
too much disarray.

I"m definitely a perfectionist.

I know that my team need
to step it up,

but mummy loves a challenge,
and I"m gonna give it a good go.

- Hey.
- Hi.

What are you doing?

Everything, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

- Coming in hot.
- Coming in hot, no fenders.

Oh!

Just so I can know,
are we doing plated tonight?

- No, family-style.
- Family-style, okay.

Surf-n-turf all day.

It"s very important for this
dinner to go really well,

because I mean, come on...

we can"t have, you know,
a repeat of the day before.

Once those guests experience
something that is subpar,

now we"ve got a problem, because
then you have to work harder

to make them feel
more comfortable.

I gotta go pee.

All right, guys, let"s try
and have some showers.

I can shower now?

Not, like, a group shower.

We got this...

I know, we have
a family shower here.

- The deck team shower.
- Deck shower, deck shower!

Used to Miami, eh?

Hayley, I"m just
going to get changed,

and then I"m gonna
swap out with Camille,

and then you"re going
to swap out.

No problem, thank you.

Thank you so much.

All crew, I"ve got some
dress-up clothing

for a Playboy Mansion
debaucherous evening.

Girl, I"ll shake it...

People quite regularly
tell me that.

I have wanked over myself.

I"ve actually taken pictures
of my body and wanked over it.

I have, I"ve masturbated over
photos of me, to be honest.

I"ve got a banging
pair of tits.

Pretty proud of them,
to be fair.

Do you know what"s really funny,

- when you said...
- Oh, God!

What have you done?

Inhaled loads of water.

- What, through your nose?
- Mm.

I got all kerfuffled.

Oh, you got a bit overwhelmed.

Yeah, I got overwhelmed,
yeah, mm.

What is this?

Is this a blindfold,
like, a pretend one?

No, it"s a garter, you...

Jeez.

Fraser, what are
those handcuffs?

One of us has been bad.

What do you think?

It smells pretty foul.

Yeah, it was defrosted
as of yesterday.

I got 45 pounds of frozen fish.

Now I realize it was
not frozen fresh.

Dinner is.....ed.

Ooh.

- Oh, my [bleep].
- Fraser, Rachel.

Go ahead, Rachel.

Is it ready?

The branzino smells really off,
and it"s grey on the inside.

How awful.

Coming up...

What is happening?

Cap, Cap, that is
port side anchor

ready for emergency drop.

Cheers.

The branzino smells really off,
and it"s grey on the inside.

How awful.

It smells like deadliest
snatch over here.

I can"t have
a repeat of last night.

Now I"ve gotta pull off
a surf-n-turf dinner

without.....ing surf.

I can do the steak, I can do,
like, truffle fries, I can do...

They would love that
kind of stuff.

- Okay.
- Babe, nailed it, totally fine.

I hate my.....ing life.

ing son of a bitch.

- Fraser, Lee.
- Go ahead, Captain.

Debaucherous playboy.

Mother.....er.

This is what you gotta wear,
we"re gonna match.

Of course I like my abs.

You know, I like them, you know?

But I like them because
what of things

that I can do
a lot of the time.

Yeah, sometimes I do feel like
a piece of meat, you know?

Do you want this undone?

I think you should
undo it one more.

That"s okay, we
have a costume change.

Will you pull that up for me?

- Over?
- Oh, no, no, that"s perfect.

All right, here we go.

What"s going on here?

I"m dressing up.

It"s gonna be hard to
concentrate on anything else.

Shut up.

Do we need help... what...
do we need...

what am I doing?

Yeah, yeah, just jump in
and go to work.

All right, do you want me
to walk up the stairs

and see what"s going on?

Yeah, sure, you...

Yeah?

Do enjoy the company
of the fairer sex.

"Sex" being the operative word.

I mean, it"s enjoyable,
isn"t it?

So, who do you
think fancies who?

I think Camille fancies Ben.

She definitely likes him.

Is it bad if I still
wanna flirt with Ben?

You would get him in trouble.

Ooh, that looks nice, eh?

Captain, Captain, Fraser.

Just sat everyone at the table.

Just toss me right
to the wolves.

Can you jump down
to cabins, please?

Yes.

Hello!

Good evening, everyone.
Thank you for inviting me.

Yes!

So, how is everybody doing?

Good, good.

I"m sorry I've been absent,
got a little nerve issue.

It"ll hopefully resolve itself.

Till then, I"m the best you got.

It"s extremely uncomfortable,

but you can"t just
toss in the towel.

Suck it up, cupcake.

After party?

If I"m not there,
start without me.

She"s a 10!

We"ve been married


- Congratulations.
- Thank you!

You have large feet, too.

- Look at it.
- You have one large toe?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, we got divorced
in the middle of it,

and then we
remarried each other.

- I love it.
- Okay.

It means you"re the head
of the household?

No, it means I"m...

Are you?
I"m not. I gag.

Are you not?

Oh, that is such a horrible
thing to have to admit.

I used to when I was younger,

just be like...
all the time...

like, not all the time...

Sorry, what were you like?

I"m not gonna do it.

- [gagging noise]
- I"m not gonna do it.

Fraser, Fraser,
I"m about to serve right now.

Copy that.

We"re gonna go with the
mushrooms and the truffle fries.

I can only do one
at a time, though.

Steak and Brussels
sprouts with maple syrup.

Wow, babe.

Oh, they"re truffle fries.

Rachel is a treasure.

Welcome to the deck
evening meeting.

We need to switch some people
round on the rota.

Ben, I need you till 2:00 a.m.

Tony, you"re gonna stick
to the same as usual, 5:30.

Hey, I"m supposed to
go to bed, like, now.

So, I mean, I can
just escape this, eh?

Thank you very much, guys.

- Yeah!
- Let"s go.

Love you guys.

I love you guys.

This is a tough room, isn"t it?

Literally att*ck.

Everybody"s a slut
and ho and a hooker.

You know what...

That"s why we're having
a debauchery party.

Speak for yourself, honey.

Chef, we"re ready for dessert.

Running these, it"s ice cream.

Super cool.

This is a strawberry
sorbet, Rachel?

Yes, ma"am.

Strawberry sorbet.

Thank you.

Somehow, some way,
we pulled it off.

ing winning!

This is great.

Well, thank you all so much.

Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.

- I appreciate it.
- Thank you again.

Is it "debauchery"
or is it "debaukery?"

[snoring]

- Here.
- I"m not very good at this.

- Yay!
- Okay, I think we"re ready.

Oh!

I"m gonna go to bed,
good night, guys.

I need to go to bed.

Uno, dos, très!

I love the wig!

All right, are we
doing sh*ts?

- Yes.
- [snoring]

No stripper?

Is that what you"d like?

- Tell the crew, yeah.
- Where the [bleep] is Tony?

Deck crew, deck crew,

the guests are asking
for exotic dancers.

Ross, where can I find you?

Hiding.

Tony, Tony.

Where is Tony?

Hm?

Come on, come on.

It"ll be...

I feel awkward, but you know
how it is in yachting.

Whatever the guests want,
they get it.

So, ah.

This is gonna be fun.

No.

Look at Peng.

- Oh no.
- Ooh!

Woo!

Yeah, get it, boy!

Oh, jeez.

Being a stripper, dancing...
I don"t dance.

♪ Drop it, lock it, get it

- Oh, my God.
- Woo!

I don"t have salsa.

I don"t have Merengue.

He don"t know what to do!

I have nothing.

Yeah!

Happy birthday, Peng!

Happy birthday to all of us.

Yay!

There you go!

That was amazing.

One more little, like, ab flex.

Like, huh!

How do you have 10, though?
I didn"t know there was 10.

Bye, thank you, guys.

Me and Camille try
to finish the salon.

You decide to do
what you want to do

between each other.

Good night, thank you guys.

Now you can clean up the
bar in the main salon,

and you"re good to go to bed.

Okay.

Yeah, right?

Good night, you guys.

That"s why I don't let other
people do the.....ing job,

because then it looks like
I.....ing did it half-assed.

Of course, the lazy bitch
didn"t do her job.

Put it away so I don"t have to
- ing tell you to put it away.

Um, there"s watermelon on
the counter of the bar.

You have to put watermelon
in the fridge, girl,

and stop playing with me.

And then...

no pouting on me...

and then the...

- That"s fine.
- What do you mean?

Those were just the things
that I saw walking around.

- Okay. Good night.
- Good night.

Coming up...

Low-key, I know that
Camille likes Ben, but...

Yeah.

I"m still gonna flirt with him.

I can"t promise anything.

I should have worn
underwear, though.

Ow. [bleep]

Ah!

[bleep]

Ah!

[bleep]

Good morning, Peng.
Can I get you a coffee?

Yeah, lovely, yeah.

The weather in the Caribbean
is unpredictable,

and St. Lucia, it"s way down the
chain in the Windward Islands.

They call them the Windward
Islands for a reason.

Rolling around like
a g*dd*mn pinball

in a slot machine.

It makes docking
a lot more challenging.

g*dd*mn it.

Go ahead, Captain.

Copy.

- Yeah?
- We"ve got six of them.

Any specials?

- No specials.
- Yeah.

Go ahead and start
taking their egg orders.

What the [bleep]?

Any eggs this morning?

- Can I do scrambled?
- You can indeed, yeah.

I"ll do scrambled.

I"ll have an omelette,
mushroom, spinach, and ham.

Amazing.

- Mr. Olender.
- Go ahead, Captain.

I just wanna make sure that
I have a white shirt.

Have you not got
a white shirt?

- That would be a negative.
- Copy.

I walked into the room and
he"s laying there

completely face-down,
like, naked.

I was, like, is that how he...

that"s how he went to bed?

Very quickly, Captain Lee,
his laundry...

only his underwear
gets put in the dryer,

the rest all hang-dry.

Is that all you got?

They better get a more rolly,

more.....ed-up anchorage
next time.

What?
You"re insane.

Ah, okay.

- You had eggs, didn"t you?
- Just eggs.

- I got the...
- You got the ham, didn"t you?

I got... no.

My bad, guys.

This is amazing.

Hi, Captain.

Yes.

Something white?

There"s that.

I brought you some pantaloons.

Is that spicy?

You can do really spicy food,
though, can"t you?

I can, but this is extreme.

You wanna try it?

No!

How was work?

Oh, good, yay!

Things are going
exceedingly well.

All right, well, I"m gonna
get something to eat.

Thanks Mom.

All right, love you, bye.

She sounds adorable.

Oh, my mom?
Mm-hmm.

Yeah, she"s cutie.

- What"s her name?
- Gina.

I"m definitely closest with her.

Are your parents together?

No, they"ve been divorced
since before I could remember.

Really? Are you friends
with your dad, though?

Uh... I lived with my dad.

Mm-hmm.

But we"re not friends.

He"s pretty negative.

He had primary custody
and she had, like...

Okay.

...come get us on
the weekends type.

My dad, he"s really strict,
very devout Christian.

When you have a
controlling parent,

I became really, really
soft and submissive,

and everything hurts.

Like, my dad is just,
like, really mean,

and, like, custody was,
like, hard on her.

Like, just always going
to court and stuff.

So, she kinda fell back.

She left a lot.

My mom, though, I love my mom.

But yeah, she was very
inconsistent with us.

She left for work one time,
she just, like...

was, like, "I"ll see you guys
tomorrow," and dropped us off,

and then we didn"t see her for,
like, two and a half years.

It just... it"s horrible.

Like, being
constantly disrespected,

as a kid, like,
you automatically forgive it

because it"s, like,
your parents.

But, I don"t know, it's hard.

And just whenever somebody
is talking down to me

or disrespecting me,
I feel like

because I"ve never stood up
for myself,

it"s very, very important
for me to do that now.

Yeah, I"m on that now, Captain.

All righty, guys.

Wow, this wind
is not gonna help us.

Hello, Captain.

We have an issue, sir.

Look at me.

Shrunk?

Yeah, okay.
I"ll get you anther one.

How about it"s not mine?

Oh, that"s not ideal, is it?

That"s weird.

Comical, huh?

Christ, I look like a pork
sandwich at a Jewish picnic.

You know what,
I"ve seen you look better.

I can promise you
that"ll never happen again.

I would be delighted.

- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.

[laughing]

Look, I did it!

Look at me,
I"m gonna do it again.

Camille, Captain Lee"s
got the wrong shirt on.

So, we"re gonna need
to find his large.

Oh my God.
I didn"t see a large.

No large.

That"s medium.

Yeah, there"s no larges in here.

Where else could it be?

- In his room.
- Okay.

So, everyone, let"s
just pack our bags

and put them by their doors.

Well, no, they do that.

Oh, okay.

Captain, I"m so sorry.

We"re getting this laundry
system figured out.

We don"t have a...

we don"t have a large
down there at all.

You did?

Yes, sir.

It"s right here.

Okay.

Thank you, Captain.
Sorry about that.

It"s okay.

I"m gonna show you guys how
this all operates for anchoring,

and we"re just going to be
looking at how this works.

So, this goes both ways, right?

With yachting.

It"s too easy!

With regards to my deck team,
great attitudes, love them all.

But Tony is pretty green.

At the moment, the load
is all on me,

and I hope to spread that
load amongst my deck crew.

My work load.

Sorry.

See some clockwise.

- Hey.
- Okay, good.

Well, let"s saddle up and
get the hell outta here.

- Ready to haul?
- Yeah, start hauling.

Hauling.

Very good.

Let"s get outta here.

Still looks a little
shtuppy, doesn"t it?

Today is one of those days
where I"m as nervous

as a whore in a front-row pew
at church.

We don"t wanna lose
the whole line,

so I want you to have
the hold onto.

We"ve got a mountain here,
got a mountain here,

and we"ve got this pass where
the wind funnels through.

We also have
a lot of freeboard...

that"s surface above the water.

We"re just a big sail.

It"s a tricky docking,
but you get paid the big bucks

to make the hard calls.

Damn it.

All right, and if you
could hold it there.

- Aren"t we close?
- It"s just there.

- Based on the situation?
- I don"t know the situation.

What is happening?

Cap, Cap, that is
port side anchor

ready for emergency drop.

g*dd*mn it!

g*dd*mn it!

Twenty-seven knots.
That"s not good.

It"s just so windy.

It smells so good up here.

All right, and if you
could hold it there...

Ah!

True wind speed, 27 knots.

Woo!

Ross, Camille.

Will you be needing my
assistance on deck for docking?

Copy, thank you so much.

- Ben, you good?
- Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew,
whenever you can break free,

I need all of you up
into the wheelhouse.

Copy that.

Mother Nature is
one badass bitch.

Okay, wind inside"s too extreme.

Twenty-seven knots,
we"re not gonna go in.

I"ll pick a spot out here,
we"ll drop the hook,

get the guests to disembark from
here, and ferry their asses in.

We got a 200-foot boat.

That"s a lot of money
to spend if you [bleep] up.

Yeah, we"ll get in position,
thank you.

Thank you.

Alissa, Hayley, and Camille,

if you"d like to get into your
whites, please, for departure.

Copy that.

Ugh, I forgot my.....ing belt.

Blue is your color,
it looks really good.

Thanks.

Ross, let"s drop the hook.

Good job.

- Copy.
- Why are we anchoring?

We"re not going in.
We have to drop the tender.

I know, right?

I was so excited.

Hello, Captain.
Do we have any form of ETA?

We have to launch the tender,

it"s gonna go luggage first,
and then we"ll do our goodbyes.

Great, I"ll get that in motion.

Oh, oh, oh.
Jiggy, jiggy.

Fenders are on the port side.

Coming out.

Guess I"m heading out.

I don"t know where you want
me to put all your stuff.

Guys, I might need help.

I think I came with, like,
more stuff than I arrived with.

Katie coming with, or
she"s gonna jump off?

- No, she"s gonna jump off.
- All right.

If you just stay at
the controls now, Ben.

Copy.

I"ve got a little
system going here.

It"s the two-step jump.

I wish I was in that bag.

I need everyone on the aft deck
in five minutes in your whites.

Copy.

How are you?

We were just relaxing.

How are you feeling?
Are you doing... are you good?

- Good, yeah.
- Should we take sh*ts?

You ready for a sh*t?

- Yeah, are you?
- No.

Captain, are you upset that
you don"t have a white shirt?

There would be no doubt
in your mind if I were.

No doubt in my mind.

Oh, hey, thank you so much,
appreciate you.

I"m gonna miss you so much.

You"re a dream.

Thank you...
just full of surprises.

You are full of surprises.

Thank you again.

Service-wise, everything was
great except

for we couldn"t figure out where
the soaps were and toilet paper.

Then you brought all of the
alcohol, and we like to drink.

You woke up and you were,
like, off-shift, or whatever.

Like, I felt so bad.

They were like, "Whatever."

I felt so bad.

It was a new experience
for me too.

Thank you guys so much.

This is for you guys.

Thank you.

I"m going with them.

Okay, thank you so much.

Thank you again.

That is trouble on the.....ing
water, right there.

Oh, that"s the definition
of it, Captain.

Woo!

We"re gonna be on
the hook for a bit.

Let"s get into our blues,

and I will meet with all
of you shortly.

- Thanks, Captain.
- Thank you, thank you.

Guys, I"m so pleased we had
that little trip with them.

Yeah, I think...

Woo!

Oh, go, bitch!

That made it, that show
we put on last night.

Who did what?

I missed it, I missed abs, apparently.

Everybody has abs on
this boat, like...

do you have abs?

Let"s stop being inappropriate.

- No!
- This is a workplace, everybody.

Attention, all crew,

there"ll be a meeting in the sky
lounge in five minutes.

Copy, Captain.

Are we going up?

Mr. Olender.

Let"s see it,
I wanna see the money!

First one out of the way...

they loved all of
the crew involvement.

Thank you for going
above and beyond.

Total tip amount was $25,000.

I"m gonna cry, oh!

Twenty-one hundred
dollars apiece...

that"s a pretty healthy start.

Thank you.
Holy sh...!

I"m already envisioning
the Louis Vuitton handbag

I"m gonna get in the airport
on the way home.

Thank you.

- Carry on.
- Thank you!

Thank you.

Damn, that got some smiles
on some faces, didn"t it?

- Brilliant, let"s go.
- Okay, thank you.

Where are the boys,
in the front?

Yeah, I"m really hoping
we might get close to good

by the time the sun drops
into the ocean.

I know.

You gonna come out tonight?

Yeah, man, I"m gonna go
and see what"s cracking.

It"ll be fun to see
everyone out of work.

- When we go out tonight...
- Yeah.

If we can be wheeled around.

"Wheeled around?" Like...

Yeah, so we didn"t have
to walk anywhere

so our feet would
get a nice rest.

- That would be lovely.
- Imagine?

What do you think about the
girls on board, any your style?

I think they all are
very beautiful girls,

but I"m not vibing, you know?

Like, I"m not really
in the mood, you know?

No, I think they"re
pretty cool, actually.

I mean, of course.

Like, I think Camille"s...

I like Camille.

This all looks very special.

I don"t wanna [bleep] it up.

I don"t know, there's something
about her eyes that are just,

like.....ing...

Yeah, she does...
has beautiful eyes.

Yeah, yeah.

Alissa?

Yeah? She...

I wasn"t keen on her
at the start,

but she"s, like,
I"ve warmed up to her.

I like her, she"s pretty cool.

- When are we leaving?
- Seven-thirty.

Oh, darling.

We"ve done the foredeck.

Bloody lovely, let"s pack it up.

Interior, interior...

- Ah!
- Oh sh..., sorry.

He thinks I"m sweet?
I am sweet.

Tonight I"m thinking
I really wanna get

to know Ben a little more.

I think he"s a little shy.

Booyah.
Beautiful.

And so, I want to, like,

open up a little bit
so that he can come in.

We"ll do spice tonight.

Low-key, I know that
Camille likes Ben,

but she"s been a bitch to me, so
I"m still gonna flirt with him.

We"ve to get this
blow-dryer thing figured out.

I don"t owe anyone anything,
especially not her.

I am not wearing
any underwear tonight.

[laughing]

That looks great.

I"m gonna be dry-humping
your leg.

Are you horny?

Yeah, I could definitely
go [bleep] a shag.

Woop, woop,
Tony, Tony, Tony.

You washed your hair.

Yeah.

- Let"s get it.
- Let"s go.

We deserve it.

Oh, my God, we"re in
the middle of the ocean.

Woo!

Are we, like,
getting drunk drinking?

What"s the plan?

Tequila.

Calamari.

Can I get a piña colada?

My safety?

- Yeah.
- Why?

I wanna say something.

We have alcohol.

I just wanna say we are all
the way down here,

the farthest south
I"ve ever been,

and I just wanna say that I hope
we all have a great season,

and we all stay safe.

And I hope we get.....ing
slammed tonight,

because we had a really good
charter, thanks to everybody.

- Woo!
- Yeah!

Ready.

I like Ross, I think he"s cute.

Yeah.

So, where have you been,
like, before you got on this...

on St. David?

I used to live in France.

Ah!

- What"d you get?
- I got a piña colada.

Frozen or on the rocks?

I"ve got no idea.

I love that.

I love surprises.

No shagging anyone tonight.

I should have
worn underwear, though.

We"ve got a live soap opera
on board at the moment.

As uncomfortable as
this situation is,

I"m still enjoying watching it.

Like, who am I gonna
put my money on?

Really?

Wait, can I do something?

Do whatever you need to do.

I hope not.

Sluts.

No.

I dated a big-deal quarterback.

We fell in love, and then
he cheated on me many times.

I was depressed
and I had anxiety,

and I was kind of
a joke at that point.

Like, I just wanted
to get away.

I wanted no one to know me.

And I think that that"s what
a lot of people do in yachting,

they get away from their demons.

This is our job,
it makes no.....ing sense.

- But we do it anyway.
- But we do it anyway.

The crispy calamari.

Oh, yes!

Ooh, that looks really yummy.

Now I"m golden.

- Rachel, no!
- I"ve got it.

Let"s go!

All right, is that everybody?

Oh, no!

Drinks? Drinks?

I thought we left jorts alone,
like, a long time ago.

Okay, I"m changing.

Ah!

Are you wearing a Speedo?

Real Australian.

Interior, we"re up at


Sorry, what was that?

Okay.

My boss is the best.

- Should we take it upstairs?
- Let"s go.

We"re getting in
your hot tub.

Oh, my God, it"s cold?

I"m not getting in a
cold hot tub.

Back down we go.

I really wanted, like,
a hot, like, moment.

We can just chill in the bar.

Oh, no.

I will never chase after a man.

Camille"s a chaser, I'm not.

When you don"t have it up here,
you gotta use something,

and Camille uses her ass.

Oh, no.

Woo!
Hey!

Here we go!

Hold on, I can"t watch this.

We"re getting more
than we paid for.

Hey!

Never have I ever,
never would I ever.

Like, just no.

Did you enjoy that?

And it just lowers my value.

Do you wanna go down?

[hiccups]

Ah, what the [bleep]?

[bleep] me.

This morning, everything"s numb.

I"m not progressing
at a rate I anticipated.

The pain"s getting worse,
not better.

There we go.

I can barely.....ing stand up.

In fact, I can"t stand up.

Ah, mother.....er.

Next, on "Below Deck"...

We"ve got Michelle and
her girlfriends,

and they"re all medical doctors.

We"re gonna try and avoid taking
glassware on any of the decks.

I don"t want anyone
getting hurt,

even though you"re nurses
and I"m pretty sure you can...

- Doctors.
- ...deal with it.

Doctors.

This is awkward.

- Did you see Katie?
- I haven"t seen her.

I"m gonna go
and wake up Katie.

You need to get on
deck right now.

- Okay.
- Sh...

- ...To the side.
- Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

Babe, what are you doing?

I thought pulling your hair
would be a good idea.

She pulled the wig
and it just...

That"s hellish.

If you don"t check her,

I"m gonna [bleep]
up your friend.

See this space where more
bottles can go, right here...

If you have so much time to walk
around and do these checks,

maybe you could grab it.

There"s no regard for
the amount of work I"m doing.

I need that tequila because

I"m gonna pack up for
the beach picnic.

I"m on deck right now.
You"re not my boss.

That"s the lazy sh...
I"m talking about.