09x14 - We Made It, Ya Slags

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09x14 - We Made It, Ya Slags

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Previously this season
on "Below Deck"...

They're gonna hook up,
straight up.

I think so.

I'm engaged.

You're engaged?

You stuck your tongue
down my throat

and you don't wanna say nothing?

No way, no way!

This Rayna-Jake thing
is gonna be like

a ----ing roller coaster.

This could get messy.

Mwah!

All right, you want me to take
the chips and the crackers up?

Yeah, if you guys wanna take
'em up, that'd be awesome.

Cool.

Did you hear me say,
"Fill the cr*cker bowl?"

Yeah, five times.

What the [bleep]?

This is the last leg
of the race.

Everyone's tired, and I'm
getting a little frustrated.

We're here.

I said something
I really shouldn't have,

and I really wanna apologize
for that whole situation.

It's okay.

If she wanted to apologize,
she could apologize

- after the sh-- happened.
- Ah!

Last one of the season, kids.

Oh, and they're all
lined up, it's so cool.

They want a jungle safari
beach party on day two.

Awesome.

For dinner requests, a glitz
and glam formal dinner party.

We're all exhausted,
but we've got one more push.

Eddie, Eddie, Heather.

Do you wanna bring
the ice cream


in the next 10 to 15 minutes?

Hey, it's Alexander Hamilton!

Ah!

I brought you ice cream.

What the [bleep]?

Okay, so this is ice cream.

The guests haven't
finished eating.

It's gonna melt.

I need it to go back.

You said 10 minutes.

No, no, no.

We can keep it inside
of the cooler.

Because, like, this
is gonna melt.

Shh.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

Wes, Wes, Eddie, can you
come grab my bow line, please?

I'm sorry... Alexander
Hamilton's bowline, please.

How's it going?

I'll take more lobster.

- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.

Wassup?

It's just been like [bleep]-it
day from the get-go.

Okay.

I've tried to communicate
as best as I could.

Moving forward.

I can really see the stress
and the pressure's getting to

Rachel, so I'm just trying
to, like, step back,

put my fireproof suit on,

and hope that
I don't go up in flames.

How you doing?

Good.
I'm hanging out.

No, I kinda just finished.

Kaylee is super attractive.

Oh, God, yeah.

Just do some laundry.

Do you need
to wash anything?

Good?

I guess I'm all
about the third stews.

But I miss Jess,
I really do.

I really, really miss Jess.

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, I will.

If you don't have
anything else to do.

Okay. Gimme two minutes.

Wes, Wes, Eddie.

Yeah?

Gotta organize the laz and
get everything

kind of cleaned up
before the guests arrive.


Heading down there right now.

Okay.

Never mind.

g*dd*mn it.

Ugh, not as fun as
I thought it would.

Pardon my reach,

Thank you.

Smells good.

It's passion fruity.

Oh, that's so yummy.

The mint's good with it.

It tastes really good.

Yep.

Mm, so good.

- Caught ya.
- Caught me doing what?

- Cleaning up after yourself.
- Cleaning up after myself?

How dare you!

Sun is yours,
cocktails are still flowing.

That water is amazing.

Yeah.

- Don't miss the opportunity.
- We're going.

We're gonna go.

My Seanna, shore party.

Yeah, go ahead, shore party.

We have our first load ready
for pickup whenever you are.

Copy that,
be there momentarily.

We are not
in California anymore.

All right, let's go.

Guys, we're gonna be leaving in,
like, 30 minutes.

Or as I like to say,
two more drinks.

Oh, God.

I found a sand dollar!

- Ah!
- Yay!

[hiccups]
Excuse me.

Yes!

Awoo!

What are you doing after this?

I'm gonna go to
Miami, Fort Lauderdale,

and then I'm gonna check
on the bus.

The bus?

I'm buying a bus.

That'll be cool.

A commer...
in the bus?

Uh-huh, and living quarters.

What size bus is it,
is it a school bus?

A full-size Bluebird.

- A Bluebird?
- Mm-hmm.

I've never spent time
in the U.S.

and traveled and, like, done
a real road trip in the U.S.

That'd be awesome.

Gonna buy a 40-foot bus

so I can hit everybody
I don't like with it.

It's no longer a metaphor.
It's gonna be literal.

Truck-drivin' Rachel.

I'm just headin' South of
mile marker 53, going down 89.

That's so crazy!

Okay, got it.

Oh, God.

Ready to go.

- Yay!
- Yay.

Yes.

This thing is a bitch.

- Good day at the beach?
- Great memory.

That's what I like to hear.

We loved the Hamilton.

I heard he stopped by, yeah.

Hello, welcome back.

There ya go, nice job.

Hope you guys had
a great beach picnic.

That was amazing.

What a day!

To an awesome beach day!

Mm!

We're gonna do the slide now,
how's that sound, y'all?

Copy.

Okay.

Are we deflating her all the
way or just bringing her in?

All the way in.

Get to blowing.

I've never been that
good at blowing.

- You are good at that.
- Thank you.

Enjoy it.

[laughs]

Gonna miss that laugh.

Dinner's at 7:30.

So, this evening I'm thinking
we're gonna do a theme,

Alexander Glamilton.

- Copy.
- All right?

For dessert, I'm gonna try
to make white chocolate domes

or boxes and melt them down.

So, I'm gonna set my box
on fire.

Last slide ever... done.

Ah!

I need to go shower,
but I don't want to.

Where is she now?

She's in Australia.

So, like, when is the next
time you're gonna see her?

She's gonna fly to Miami,
I think.

- Is she?
- Yeah.

Oh, so I got my flights
booked today to Miami.

Gonna do
the eight days' holiday,

and then start
working on that boat.

Oh, really?

I'm thinking of spending
three weeks in Miami.

- That's great.
- Wanna share a hotel?

Get our ----ing hair down.

Yeah, okay.

All right, I'll see
you shortly, bro.

Are we set back there?

Not quite, we got a couple more
things we gotta put away.

This is for captain tomorrow

Eddie, Eddie, Heather,
can you let me know


when you have a quick moment
for yourself and Jake?

I don't like
the sound of that.

Yeah, we got
a moment right now.

Copy, will you gentlemen
meet me in the bridge?

Yeah, copy that.

I'm gonna see what
Heather wants.

She's gonna ask us to
do something stupid.

I'm not gonna ask you
to do anything stupid.

It definitely is.

Look at that smile on your face.

How about this...

how about you both
approach this...

with a little more
open-mindedness?

What do you want?

Per the guests' request,
our Alexander Hamilton theme,

we are requesting to see
Alexander Hamilton be sh*t.

So, Edward, what I request is
to put on the same outfit

as you wore at the beach,

and Jake, I will give you
one to be Aaron Burr.

And as soon as he goes, "Pow,"
you're gonna go, "Ah!"

The only thing that would
give me pleasure

in seeing Eddie get sh*t is
if I were the one doing it.

- Do you wanna be Aaron Burr?
- No.

I really don't care for
that kind of shtick.

I think it's
cheesy as [bleep].

But that's what they want,
and that's what they'll get.

I'm just glad it's not me.

The guests wanna invite you
for dinner at 7:30.

But we're going out with a bang.

Thank you, gentlemen.

I'm too old for this sh--.

---ing hell, man.

Yeah.

I'm on a boat!

Oh, yeah, why did
we not do this?

- I'm on a boat!
- I'm almost done.

- Sweet.
- Beautiful.

Can I get you a
coffee, some tea...

- No.
- Water?

Mm-mmm.

I'm just on, like,
go, go, go mode.

Never forget I'm here to help
you in every way I can.

Okay.

This is the last charter,
and I'm busy as [bleep].

I can't control my emotions,

so I might feed
on your soul.

Just throwing that out there...
little exhausted.

How's it going?

I literally just went
and tried to have

a chat with her,
and she's so short.

Like, I know it's the last,
but calm the [bleep] down.

Coming up...

That's what you think.

She's been living with me
for six months.

And you've been
the most rudest to her.

Shut your mouth, Rayna.

- I'm...
- Say it to my face.

Oh sh--.

- You guys going to shower?
- Yep.

Me, too.

It's time to
eat some ----ing steak!

I'm gonna run
downstairs to change.

Copy.

- What do you reckon?
- That's red.

It's raw as anything.

I like it raw.

Yeah, I know you do.

---ing hell.

- Rayna, Rayna, Rachel.
- Go for Rayna.


How long do you
think you'll be?

Five minutes.

Now your life
belongs to Rachel.

Okay!

[laughing]

Let's get changed.

Rachel, I'm here for you

Okay, we're about to go
into silent galley.

No chit-chat, no joking.

- Yes, ma'am.
- I want everything perfect.

Okay.

Let's ----ing make
this our bitch.

Open your lips just a little.

Okay.

But the last one I looked in the
mirror and you guys looked down.

- Oh, my gosh, you guys.
- Hello, beautiful!

Okay, here we go.

- Eddie?
- Yes, sir?

- Black or white?
- White.

Why don't you deliberate
a little bit?

Nope, white.

Hello... look at that hair!

Okay, going into course one.

This looks so amazing,
you guys.

Oh, wow.

Oh, who's that handsome guy?

Good evening,
how's everybody this evening?

- Good.
- Great!

Silent galley, all night.

Captain Lee just sat.

We're ready to go
with the first course.


Some of the kids are
worried that we're bored.

So they're checking in with,
like, "What'd you do today?"

"You've been gone so long."

- We're fine.
- Yeah.

- We're fine.
- We find things.

- The struggle is real.
- Yeah.

- All ready to go.
- Copy that.

Thank you so much.

For your first course,
local-caught grouper

that is a crudo,
done with olive oil pearls,

along with radish sprouts.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you, Rachel.

I love the olive oil balls.

Me too, those are my favorite.

This is delicious.

See, I don't know how you
all eat with chopsticks.

You don't really need it.

Damn good thing.

I know that we're gonna
put everything back

- the way we found it.
- Yeah.

Does that include
the provisions?

Just interior.

All we gotta worry about
is that beer.

Well, you can count
on us for that.

We've got a lot of beers
to drink.

- What can I get you?
- Nothing, I'm good.

Thank you for understanding
that I get quiet.

I love to joke around,
but right now I can't.

I'm tired, and I have
a tendency to cut myself,

fall into things.

- Yeah.
- I'm a little terrified.

I don't wanna say anything,
I don't wanna do anything.

Don't look at her or you'll
turn to stone type of thing.

I just don't wanna
get in her way.

Rachel, I'm gonna go ahead
and clear this course.


Good kids, you have a
lot of good kids here.

I can send some of these back
with you, if you like.

Oh, I'll take the...
no, I would take them home.

All but Rachel.

- But we really want her.
- But that's the one we want.

I may or may not have
almost wet myself.

Yeah, see, for Rachel,
I could get two or three Eddies.

[laughing]

Mm. g*dd*mn.

Rachel fits the entire
dynamic very well.

Yeah.

What can I get you?

This is kind of irritating me.

I have made it very clear...

please do not socialize
in the galley tonight,

because I cannot focus
on anything else.

Just take the ----ing food up.

That's it.

Need the steak Kn*fe.

We're almost done.

We're still gonna
cloche, right?

g*dd*mn it.

It's not the time, Rachel
doesn't have time for this.

- What?
- Talking.

I'm just trying to focus.

Just go.

Set them on the bar.

- These are hickory.
- Hickory.

We have apple wood
and hickory.

Oh, wow.
Beautiful!

Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
you have a Kobe beef filet

smoked in hickory, done with
garlic and pearl onions.

- Yay!
- Oh, how fun is that!

- Oh!
- Whoa!

They ex*cuted it perfectly.

But did you see,
even the swirl?

This is perfect.

I can already tell
by how it cuts.

It melts in your mouth.

God, this really sucks.

[laughing]

Do you wanna see your
outfit for tonight?

Okay, let's see my outfit.

You know when Shrek
turns into a human?

Mm-hmm.

That's what he's wearing,
isn't it?

I love presentation.

Presentation is everything,

especially when you
go the extra mile.

So, I'm gonna make
white chocolate boxes

and put the top on it

and then pour some
flaming sh-- on it

and burn it down
and make it amazing.

I hate white chocolate.

Oh, this is great!

Hey, baby!

Hey, baby?

You look ridiculous.

I should have
double-boilered it,

and I didn't do it,
and that was, like,

one of the worst things that
you could have ever have done.

The g*dd*mn white chocolate
is ----ed.

This is what happens
when I'm distracted,

causing me to lose focus
on what I'm doing.

I'm about to rage and
eat everyone's face off.

I don't care anymore.
They ain't holding up.

I'm done now, g*dd*mn it.

Just gonna have to improvise.

- Boom!
- Ugh!

Then I... [gurgles].

Or actually I'll use this hand,

just go [gurgles]
squirt with this one.

In the Bahamas, when
I chartered down there,

at the end of every fishing pier

you'll see the
nurse sharks gather.

And they're really
docile creatures.

Mm-hmm.

And to people that have
never seen a shark before...

Oh, yeah.

They're oohing and ahhing
at the sharks,

and you just jump in,
and they just freak.

[laughing]

- That's funny.
- They just lose it.

It would have been fun to do
something nice, but [bleep] it.

As long as we got the torch,
I don't care.

Do you want me to start
to carry these up?

- All right, cool.
- Oh, my goodness.

Ooh, look at this.

- Ooh!
- Ooh, there it is, there it is.

Look at that color.

- Love it.
- Woohoo!

So, it's a cherries jubilee
with pistachio ice cream...

and...

rum.

[laughing]

Mm, the cherries are fantastic.

If you can't finish it, just
slide it on over here, people.

- Yeah.
- Mm!

This one I think
I can finish, hon.

Yeah, don't even look over here.

And for the grand finale...

- Oh, my God!
- Ah!

I am Alexander Hamilton!

And I am Aaron Burr!

[laughing]

And you are here to witness
the reenactment of the duel!

Bang!

- Ah!
- [shouting]

No!

Oh, no!

Ah!

- Yay!
- Woohoo!

I still got it.
I still got it.

That was sick.

♪ Duh duh duh duh duh

You all right?

Yeah, I just got a little
ketchup in the eye, you know?

- It's in the wig.
- It stings.

- What a great evening.
- Pretty amazing time.

I have some
captain stuff to do.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you for joining us.
- The pleasure's been mine.

All righty.

We're peaceing out.

Where'd she go,
she's not in here.

But you helped, Rayna,
so thank you.

They're loving it.

I physically don't even wanna
be on a boat with Heather.

I'll never see
eye-to-eye with her.

I'll work with Heather, but
I will never be her friend.

Bye, bitch.

I'm getting old.

The best night ever.

I'm gonna miss those
when I get home.

Keep her on as long.

If she has six hours of sleep,
I'm okay with that.

Mm-hmm.

We're only working
for four hours tomorrow.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- I'm so ----ing tired.

Jake, how are you feeling after
your performance this evening?

I feel great, I'm gonna get
into acting, I think.

Are you?

No [bleep] that.

p*rn?

Ooh!

You can get... you can make
a lot of money through that.

- Yeah.
- OnlyFans?

- Yeah.
- Moustache.

[yawns]

I literally cannot talk,
because I'm that exhausted.

Yeah.

Prescription for Adderall,
and I'm good to go.

Oh!

Last few hours.

- Last day!
- I know.

I was wondering
why I was melting,

and I didn't quiet know.

Yeah, I know.

And you're like,
"I feel like I'm burning."

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ
compels you!

[hissing]

Mm.

I'm trying to figure
out the best way

to handle this with Rayna.

She doesn't, like, talk me.

You helped, Rayna,
so thank you.

They're loving it.

- Yes, she claims she is.
- Yeah.

I've apologized.

Rayna's told me everything's
good, we're all clear.

So, what am I to do
but take her for her word?

And when she just
ignores me like this,

it's like what am
I supposed to do here?

One of my cardinal rules is

that you always have to have
a plan whenever you dock.

This is your pathway in.

We're gonna pop Eddie's
cherry today.

He's never docked
a boat this big.

I remember the first time
I did it.

Scared the hell outta me.

And you're gonna
start your thrust.

Probably gonna need
number two on your bow.

Mm-hmm.

But I'm excited for him.

He will no longer be
a virgin in that department.

Do not [bleep] this up.

- Yeah.
- Copy.

Thank you.

Got you some coffee
for your last breakfast.

Thank you.

Your last French toast
of the season.

They've got cottage cheese
on here.

Do you want the pudding?

Best muffin
I ever ate in my life.

Your life?

I am a muffin connoisseur.

ow, take that sh--.

Get it out of my sight.

Don't you lick it.
Don't you lick it.

Thank you.

This is the equivalent
to her Mona Lisa.

First bite of
the Mona Lisa from Rachel.

It's amazing.

It's magic.

This wind is just
off the chizzay.

- So full.
- So great.

I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

Well, we'd probably
better go get packing.

- Loving, loving, loving it.
- Copy.

Deck team, deck team,
change into your whites.

This is a hot mess.

Toot, toot, hot mess express,
first-class ticket.

I love that.

Light 'em up.

All right, go ahead and
start taking her up.

Pulling the hook
for the last time.

Anchor secured.

You're doing the driving.

Why do I feel like
I'm about to give birth?

I don't know, Cap.

That sounds like
a personal problem.

Watch the magic.

It's gonna fit.

We might have to just buy
you another suitcase.

Yeah.

Just making sure that
I can really handle it.

Yeah.

Today is the culmination
of the season for me.

My hands are sweating,
my adrenaline is high.

I'm gonna go out
on the wing station.

- Tell 'em you're doing it.
- Going to wing station.

Obviously, you
don't wanna crash.

That's always a fear.

Make sure you got
your clutches.

- No.
- No?

Engineering, engineering,
we got no bow thruster

on the starboard wing station.

I've got it here, but out
there, Eddie doesn't have it.

Let me double-check.

We got nothing.

Still wanna take it
to the dock?

Not really.

I'm gonna take control in here.

You know, I'm frustrated.

- Sorry, buddy.
- Next time.

The one opportunity that
I finally get to dock the ship,

I'm not gonna
be able to do it?

Like, that's really...
it sucks.

Coming up...

I apologized...

And that's okay.

And you made like
everything was okay.

Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.

Oh sh--.

Still wanna take
it to the dock?

- Ah.
- So, I've pulled that back out.

Port is good, and the
bow thruster's back now.

Thank you very much, Alex.

- You're welcome.
- Thanks.

Give her another sh*t, buddy.

All right, deck crew,
we're headed in.

How do you dock
a mega-yacht?

Which way are you going
with your stern?

You're pulling over here.

All fenders are down.

Starboard side, 50 feet
from the marker.

Start thrusting with your bow
so you can straighten it up.

Stop it...

now, go to your wing station.

We are 35 feet from the dock.

Fifteen feet from the dock.

All right, can we get
our lines ashore?

Stern, 10 feet.

That's pretty g*dd*mn
impressive.

Looks good, Eddie.

Thanks for making it
look good, deck team.


Hell, yeah.

That was easy, Cap.

[laughing]

Smile.

Attention all crew, I need
everybody on the aft deck now.

All right, everybody,
you know the drill.

You guys, it's so sad!

- It was incredible.
- Thank you so much.

See you later,
have a good trip back.

Thank you so much.

It was obviously
the trip of our lifetimes.

Eddie, thanks for the Hamilton
bit, that was so fun.

The highlight of
my thespian career.

And Captain Lee,
we appreciate you very much.

Oh, it's my pleasure.
Thank you.

- Bye.
- We'll be back!

- Safe travels.
- Let's go to work.

Great.

Best trip of my life.

I cannot weigh the amount
of food we had.

I'm getting drunk.

We finished the ----ing season!

We've ----ing done it.

We made it!

Sick!

I'm dead.

[laughing]

Sick.

Let's ----ing do this.

Oh, does it stink down
there, doesn't it?

[gags]

Crazy bitch!

- Ah!
- Ah!

That sh--'s heavy.

Attention all crew,
I need everybody


in the crew mess for a
tip meeting in 10 minutes.

Okay, finished.

[laughing]

I still think this
is the hot seat.

You're safe there.

Howdy, howdy.

How's everybody doing?

End of the season.

It went pretty good.

Rachel, your food was
over the top.

Thank you.

Eddie, good job bringing
the boat in today.

Thank you.

Heather, you did
a good job this year.

Made my job a lot easier.

Everybody did
a good job this year.

Thank you, Cap.

So, our tip...



We did, this year,


- Yay!
- Woo!

So, you guys will be able
to go out tonight

for a little din-din.

Have a good night, guys.

Thanks, Captain.

Thank you, everybody,
for everybody.

- Deck team, knock off.
- We're leaving at 5:00.

Fourteen hundred dollars.

Didn't get yelled at
is a blessing.

Should we go jump off the bow?

It's our last night, so
everyone's absolutely buzzing.

I know it's gonna be
a great night.

We're gonna do cocktail hour.

I'm ready to go, ready to party,
and I can't wait.

Ah!

[screaming]

[laughing]

I'm gonna shower off.

That's as good
as it's gonna get.

♪ He whips his hair
back and forth ♪

♪ Whips his hair back and
forth, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[laughing]

Woo!

You're beautiful.

All right, guys, let's go
get ----ed up!

Slags!

We'll be going out with
a bang tonight.

All right,
let's get this bottle open.

- That is...
- Tongue!

Go, go!

- [bottle pops]
- There it is!

- Oh!
- Ow!

Jesus.

Wow, look at this to your left.

Unbelievable.

I love this.

This place is
absolutely beautiful.

I am so excited finally to
see other parts of the island.

I'm done with the water.

Get me to the jungle, get me
to the mountains, let's go.

Look how gorgeous that is.

This is amazing.

There's a bird, can you
go this way, please?

Watch your step.

- Wow.
- Look at the sunset.

Let's get a picture.

No, I'll do it.

This is very cool,
should we go?

Beautiful.

Want me to get you in?

All right,
let's get ----ed up.

Oh, my God, we are going
through the jungle here.

Can I go in the store?

Oh, is there a store?
More ways to spend money.

Kaylee, sit next to me?

- Can I sit there?
- Yeah.

Welcome to Caribelle Batik.

My name's Nadine,
I'll be your server.

Nice to meet you, Nadine.

Would anyone like a drink?

- Can I please get a lemon drop?
- Sure.

Can we do a whole
round of lemon drops?

Eddie would love one.

Kaylee, you've gotta get
really drunk tonight.

Yeah.

Because we've all been there.

Finish your drink.

- [bleep]
- Thank you so much.

Mm, delightful.

There are multiple times
this season where I feel

every department leaned
on each other,

and I have to thank each
and every one of you.

No late would be possible
without Jake.

I really, truly,
truly appreciate

all of you and
your help this season.

- So, cheers to that.
- Yes, cheers, everyone.

Shall we take this sh*t, y'all?

I love Kaylee, I love her.

Yeah.

But I hope you take that lesson
with you on the other yachts.

Because you do.

I agree...

We love Kaylee.
I love you, you know I do.

I love you so much.

All right, well,
somebody ----ing dare me

to do something,
because I'm bored.

I dare you to jump over
that fountain...

- Ooh.
- Naked.

- Nope.
- Nope?

- Oh, my God!
- Fraser.

- No, no, no!
- Oh, no... ah!

- How deep is that?
- It's incredibly deep!

It's like, I can't
touch the bottom deep.

Well, I mean,
can I touch the bottom?

I mean, I am short.

What's wrong, darling?

Like, don't talk to me.
That's how I feel.

I'm buying you a
two-piece outfit.

Oh, thank God,
I need one.

- You wanna?
- Yeah, I need it.

- Come on.
- Okay.

She's just too much, right?
You saw that.

No, I think that she's trying
to be nice, and I feel like...

I get that you have issues.

I will never be friends with a
white person saying [bleep].

I don't want this
negativity or aggression,

and we need to
have a good night.

And I'm having a great night.

I'm close to both
Rayna and Heather.

But it's very obvious that
Rayna's trying to probe Heather.

She's not nice to her.

And yeah, she has every right
to be pissed off at her,

don't get me wrong.

But we can all be civil
and enjoy this day together.

That's all that I'm asking for.

I'll sit down,
my ass hurts.

Well, well, well,
well, well!

Mr. Miami.

Let's just go back to the yacht.

- All right.
- All right, cheers, guys.

A bitch about to fall asleep.

Fray-Fray.

You're sitting here!

- It's mine.
- Kaylee!

Guys.

I need my sunglasses.

Why are you leaving Wes
alone in the back?

I'll get in the back,
I'll get in the back.

Kaylee.

Okay, let me get my sunglasses.

That's what you think.

She's been living with me
for six months.

And you've been
the most rudest to her.

Shut your mouth, Rayna.
Say it to my face!

Oh sh--.

Okay, let me get my sunglasses.

That's what you think.

She's been living with me
for six months.

And you've been
the most rudest to her.

Shut your mouth, Rayna.
Say it to my face!

Oh sh--.

I don't know why she has
such an attitude with me.

I'm kinda just at a loss here.

I haven't been the rudest
to her, ever.

Really?

You're easy when the doors
are closed,

but when I ask you what's
wrong, you never wanna talk.

Listen, I don't like white
people who say [bleep].

Hey.

And that's why I don't respect
you, and that's how I feel.

You told me that
everything was okay.

No.

Then why wouldn't
you talk about it?

I'm telling you that
I don't like

white people that say
the N-word.

- Rayna, whatever I said...
- I don't respect you.

I was drunk, and
that's not an excuse.

And I'm on my knees.

No, being drunk
and saying [bleep]...

I am on my knees
asking for forgiveness.

Well, sit on your knees, because
there's no forgiveness there.

Then that's your
own prerogative.

Saying the N-word and
being drunk is not okay.

You can yell and do all
this extra sh-- you want,

but you're the ----ing
chief stew.

And I'm sitting here
not trying to cause a scene,

but guess what you just did?

Caused a scene...

Because I've asked you
to apologize...

You can embarrass yourself.

And you can't be
woman enough...

Why would I apologize?

To see that I wanna support you.

- All right, all right.
- [bleep].

- If you think that I...
- Why are you yelling, Heather?

If I hear you out,
you get to hear me out.

You don't wanna talk about
it anymore, right?

Heather... come on, don't
get aggressive with me.

I really wasn't expecting
this to come up again.

I've tried so many times to
have these conversations,

and every time I do,
she says everything's okay.

So, I believed what she said.

And I totally understand
from her point of view

why she doesn't
wanna give forgiveness,

and she can never
give forgiveness.

I recognize that.

But I want her to look me
in my eyes and see me,

and not the mistake.

[sobbing]

You see how everyone consoles
this ----ing stupid-ass bitch.

All right, all right,
all right, stop.

She admitted to what she said.

She apologizes for it.

It's a fake apology...

It doesn't matter,
she admitted to it.

Yeah, she admitted to it.

Okay.
That's all you need.

Walk the [bleep] away.

Shut up, you're ----ing Black.

If any ----ing person
would ----ing understand,

it'd be your stupid ass.

You should ----ing understand.

I do understand.

Why should I educate
dumb mother----ers?

Oh, for [bleep]'s sake.

- I do...
- You should understand.

- I do understand.
- Shut the [bleep] up!

Shut the [bleep] up, Wes.

I'm not... I'm not gonna shut
the [bleep] up, because...

Your stupid white ass.

You white, just like these
mother----s ass.

- The one person that you got.
- You...

You're not Black,
though, you're not.

See, get the [bleep] out.
I don't appreciate that sh--.

Calling me not Black,
it's, like, painful.

You're gonna throw me away,

somebody that has wanted
to help you?

Yeah, I'm deeply hurt
about that.

I'll ride with Rayna,
I can calm her down.

I deserve to be upset.

And I feel bad, because I
feel like I disrespected him.

We're all drunk, and
it's just not the place.

But, like, I've been sitting
here being calm, cool,

and collected this whole season,

trying not to, like,
stir things up,

and not to be, like,
the angry Black person,

but there's only so
much I can handle.

Yeah.

All right, we're gonna
sit together on the way home.

Good night, thank you.

Your shoes are on the
floor here, Eddie.

[laughs]

Oh!

Yeah, I give that a
five, for that mount.

- All right, good night.
- Bye.

Bye.

What do you mean,
"How are we ending it?"

- All right, buddy, sleep tight.
- You too, buddy.

Oh...

[grunts]

I'm ----ing broken.

I am so tired.

Today is the ----ing day.

- Fraser.
- Oh.

I don't even know what
to say about last night.

- How you feeling?
- Good.

Ah, what the [bleep]
is happening above me?

- Nothing.
- Eww!

What are you doing,
I want out, I want out.

I don't even know where
to begin with packing.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

What, Wes, what do
you wanna talk about?

I just wanted to say...

yo, not cool,
what you said to me.

I get it.

Like, you are mixed, and your
opinion is valid, I get that.

But I don't need anybody
giving this ho excuses.

I'm sorry, I don't wanna
hear that.

You don't think
I understand, you don't.

No, I don't.

You don't, you really told me.

- Rayna.
- Yes.

I may be from there.

I was brought up in school,
from middle school,

high school, and college,
in the States.

- Okay.
- You don't think I get it?

I don't think you do.

- I wanna smoke a cigarette.
- Wrong.

- I appreciate you so much.
- You too.

You know I get cranky.

All right, I'm outta here.

- You're leaving?
- I am.

How is it already over?
I just got here.

- Love you.
- See you in Florida.

I'm gonna see you, yeah.

After this, I imagine myself
living in a van,

you know, not working.

That is the goal.
#VanLife

- I'm ----ing leaving.
- Wes!

I miss my sailboat,
I really do.

I hope it's not sunk.

I have so much I learned
now to take home to my boat.

Pleasure working
with you, buddy.

Honestly, it was a pleasure.

And also, I'm just
really excited to go

put a hammock up and
just chill the [bleep] out

for, like, a week.

- I love you, Wes.
- Take care, darlin'.

I'll see you ----ing
slags later!

- Bye!
- Love you, Wes!

- Woo!
- Yeah!

[shouting]

---ing hell, like,
everyone's leaving now.

I'd like to say
it's been a pleasure...

Rachel!
I'm leaving!

Rayna.

- I love you, Eddie.
- Rayna, you made me proud.

Aw.

- You did good, kid.
- You did good, kid.

Do me a favor, get
the [bleep] outta here.

- Get the [bleep] outta here!
- Get the [bleep] outta here!

Bye, Rayna.

Do I think what she
said is okay? No.

But last night, so much liquor
was involved, there's no excuse.

You know, I wish
her nothing but the best,

but I just wanna move past this.

Chef Rayna, cooking up
some sick!

- Chef Rayna!
- Sick!

I don't wanna leave you.

But, like,
you took direction

and you're super focused
about it.

You can see that inside you.

It's really hard to
say bye to Rachel.

g*dd*mn.

I do see myself
as a chef one day.

It's gonna take time,
but there's no challenge

that I don't feel as if
that I can't get done.

God-the-[bleep]-damn!

I can't see me having a goal
and not accomplishing it.

Sick.

Are you ready?

I'm waiting on you, darling.

---ing legend.

Rache...

- Yeah.
- It's a pleasure.

I'm still waiting to get
the same meal twice.

You never know.

Put that on your résumé.

Thank you, I will.

Put that in your
cloche and smoke it.

I'm gonna miss you.

I think Rachel had
a season of redemption,

if you wanna call it that.

She upped her game, and I
think she did herself proud.

I love working with you.

I'm sure our paths
will cross again.

If you could crawl
inside her mind,

it'd be like a
roller coaster, you know?

It would just scare the hell
out of you, but you like it.

Me and Fras are off now.
We're going to Miami...

Aw!

One last thing, Eddie.

Will do.

Mwah!

Jake is such a strange guy.

He definitely doesn't
give a [bleep].

He just does
what makes him happy,

and you know, I respect that.

- You're such a weirdo.
- Thank you.

- All right.
- I appreciate that.

- Yeah.
- He's great.

He's my favorite.

I've just got one bag.
Honey!

- You know I've got it for you.
- I know you do.

This season,
I genuinely learned so much

that I can take on more
responsibility now.

I've always wanted
to be a chief.

[blows raspberry]

There's a lot to learn,
still, but I'm ready.

Fingers crossed that
someone will give me

the opportunity one day.

Goodbye, baby girl.

You've been one fat bitch.

Rachel, you ----ing
k*lled it this season.

Thank you so much.
Oh, almost stepped on your toes.

- I had a great season with you.
- Take care.

Seriously.
Rachel, be safe.

- Bye, Eddie.
- I adore you.

All right, Heather.

I love you so much!

I'm so proud of you.
I will see you later.

- [bleep] sh-- up!
- [bleep] sh-- up!

Let's ----ing shake it off!

Ah!

Yachting's always gonna
be a part of my life.

I travel, I have so
much fun on boats.

Oh [bleep] me running with
a g*dd*mn chainsaw.

But I can't wait to start
my journey on my bus.

- You got your knives?
- Always ready to cut you.

- I know you are.
- See ya.

And I'm going to be in
a parking lot near you.

We survived.

We did more than that,
we kicked ass.

We kicked ass.

- I'll see you soon.
- Bye, sweetie.

Cheers.

I've had the charter
season of a lifetime.

Aww, Edward.

One epic season.

I feel as if I've grown
a lot as a person,

and I'm looking forward
to the next chance

I get to show up
and be even better.

Cheers to that.

Cap, I'm out.

What's up, Eddie?
Have a seat.

Put your feet up.

Will they reach?

[laughing]

Well, we got through it, buddy.

Yeah, we did, Cap.

You know, it was an interesting
season as my first officer.

Lot of issues going on with
a lot of different people.

I mean, you got out of your
comfort zone a couple of times,

but that was good for you.

Learning experiences.

Hell, yeah, I'm proud of Eddie.

When it's time for me to
hang up my stripes,

I'd love to see Eddie take over
and be the captain one day.

Docked the biggest
boat of my life.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You've done well, grasshopper.

I'm gonna miss you, buddy,
but...

I'll miss you too, Cap.

I'm sure our paths
will cross again.

I'll see you soon.

You know, this was
a difficult season with Lee.

It's always a pleasure
working for you, Cap.

You don't work "for" me,
you work "with" me.

I wouldn't have
it any other way.

Lot of learning.

He challenged me a
lot more in this new position.

Give my best to Mama.

I will, pal, and you take
care of yourself, you hear?

Yeah, you too.

- Take care.
- You too, bud.

But over and all,
love my boat pop-pop.

Gonna miss him.

I guess I'd better
get my ass packed.
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