09x08 - Compliments of Captain Lee's Travel Agency

[bunniefuu]

Do you know where I can find
more of these empty jars?

Because there's not
any left down there.

I would just open everything up.

Where's she at?

- Oh, my God.
- What?

Why are you making
your drink?

I'm bartender tonight.

Training day is,
like, over with.

Charter number quattro.

They want a Greek dinner
serve family-style.

The primary had recovered
from breast cancer.

♪ Happy titty day to you

Oh!

Whoa!

Hey, Wes, you need to
attach it to your stern.

What are you doing, Wes?

Clint, let's get on
those jet-skis

and show these boys
how to do it.

Jesus Christ.

This is the Moe, Larry,
and Curly show on steroids.

Wes, Wes!

Is the whole thing
in the water again?

Shut up for a second.

Rayna, can you be
a bit quicker, please?

I'm...
yeah, I'm trying to...

You're just walking...

you're just walking
around, whistling.

Rethink the way you talk to me,

because I swear to God,
you're... I'm not the one.

Remember, he's just getting
into this role right now.

Yeah.

And he's doing a really,
really good job.

- Can you not start with me?
- You only give me sh--.

With everyone else...

Because they're grown adults.
You're a child.

- Quiet!
- I'm trying to be nice to you.

You're getting on
my damn nerves.

What the [bleep]?

I just don't get
why you have

to give me sh--
all the ----ing time.

No, just because
I'm quiet doesn't mean

I'm giving you sh--.
I'm tired, we've had a long day.

Just leave me the [bleep] alone,
that's what that means.

What just happened?

I'm just saying, like, he, like,
gets on me about a coffee cup.

I get it.

[bleep] off.
You don't have to tell me that.

You're tired, I hear you,
I understand what you're saying.

You hear her too, right?

You know, maybe just be
a little bit gentler at times.

It's his tone.

He can talk to people
with some type of respect,

and he doesn't do that.

I'm over it.

All I want is for us to
just work together harmoniously

- and then let's...
- If I'm quiet, Jake--

- respect that.
- Then let's...

So I have nothing to do
with you, I'm just quiet.

Then let's just high-five,
let's just high-five.

I didn't even realize you
were being quiet or anything.

I just wanted to say
about the coffee mugs.

Fighting loud enough
for the guests to hear you

is super unprofessional.

They need to get their
sh-- together.

Let's just get this job
done together, okay?

We're halfway
through the season.

Oh, I feel so bad,
I had a cookie.

Oh, well.

I think it's time for us
to go get ready.

- Is it?
- Jessica said she'd do my hair.

- She did?
- Mm-hmm.

Let's go.

- All right.
- We'll see you for dinner.

All righty, I have all
the room for the platters

after we serve family-style.

Perfect.

We're gonna have lamb,
we're gonna have fish,

we're gonna have octopus.

I spent a lot of time
in Greece on charter,

and I've learned with
Greek culture,

everyone loves to sit down at
the table, discuss, eat, share.

We're gonna have the olives,
we're gonna have extra feta.

And I love it.

I'm all about getting
on top of a table

and throwing some damn plates.

Let's party!

Tzaziki, hummus,
and then that's it.

Beautiful.

- Where's Rayna?
- I don't know.

Okay.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, it's okay.
We'll figure it out.

- Fix this.
- All right.

Make it pretty.

You don't want any of
that white showing.

Yeah.

So tonight, you're gonna
be solely on housekeeping,

and I'll have you
guest service tonight.

We're gonna do the slide now.
How's that sound, y'all?

Yeah.

There we go.

Exact... it is. No, it's not...

I think Jake needs
to work on his delivery,

easing into it and
not coming in so hot.

- We were busting ass.
- Yeah, you think so?

We... whoa.

You need to move faster.

But I think Rayna's
overreacting right now.

Suck it up, keep going,
push through.

It's not that bad.

It's really not that bad.

All right, cool.

How you doing?
Got your costume?

We need help.

- Don't tip over.
- I'm not gonna tip over.

Okay.

Have you seen my tits?

I'm not going that way,
I'll go that way first.

Two, three...

Mm.

Hopefully.

Come on, stain,
get the [bleep] out.

- Throw it over your shoulder...
- You need to do...

Ah, like...

Love the outfits!

Rachel, Heather,
we've got all the guests

up here at the table now.

I'm just gonna start
plating everything.

Copy that.

Can I offer you
some red or white?

Red, thank you so much.

Oh!

That changes everything.

Deck crew, deck crew,
change into your blacks.

Copy that.

Hi, Dad.

So, they appointed,
like, a lead deckhand.

He's scolding me over some
damn ----ing coffee mugs.

But I'm irritated because
I tried to talk to

my boss about it...

Let me go get my blacks.

I don't know, it's like I can't
go to him for no issues no more.

Clearly, he's gonna side
with Jake all the time.

That's what the [bleep]
I'm saying.

Like, he's disrespectful.

I let that sh-- slide,
and today, like,

I could have maybe
overreacted just a little bit,

but it's because I'm so
tired of

his disrespectful, mother
----ing ass trying me.

[bleep]

- All right.
- All right, love you.

Everyone's watered,
everyone's wined.

The fish and the lamb
is ready to go.

Get it the [bleep]
outta my face.

So, we have some moussaka.

So, this is ground, minced lamb.

Smells so good.

I know, doesn't it?

You can smell the dill.

This is your fish.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Would you care for
a lamb chop, sir?

Yep, I'll try one.

That lamb is so good.

Sure it is.

- Yum, yum!
- Perfect.

Oh, my gosh, that fish
is so yummy.

Rachel, they're absolutely
loving the meal.

Thank you, thank you.

What's the status on cabins?

- Haven't checked.
- You've been in laundry.

Oh, my God, that's so good.

- How's your back?
-[bleep]

Turn around.

Like, the load is
just too much on all ends.

It's coming to the point
of, like, a last straw.

Getting to the saturation point.

Think if I go change my pants,
I'll be all right.

You guys don't have pants on.

Oh, hell, no.

This is a Greek night,

they're not supposed
to have no pants on.

That's what you got
a toga for.

Oh, I don't wanna see
the wind over there.

Yeah.

Please, Dad,
don't take that off.

All right, hey, you guys ready?

- Yeah.
- I wanna get in the hot tub.

- Eddie.
- Cap.

How was the rest
of your afternoon?

Pretty good.
I mean...

Is your crew walking
around on eggshells?

- Yes, they are.
- Good.

Anything else going on
I need to know about?

No.

That didn't have
all your enthusiasm

I would normally expect.

Let me see whether
I can handle it first,

unless you really wanna know.

If you think you can handle it,

I'm willing to give
you a free rein.

- I'm good.
- Hello!

I love your robe.

Are they?

What are you gonna put on, then?

Don't let... let me turn
around, holy sh--.

I don't wanna see that sh--.

Two?
Perfect.

This is some weird sh--.

Hey, you sit over here with
your back towards me.

g*dd*mn it, you're making
me go ----ing nuts.

You know, I thought I had
a great relationship

with my dad, but clearly,

Nichole and her dad are
in a way more comfortable

and tight relationship
than I am.

Whatever floats your boat.

Beautiful.
Enjoy!

How you doing?

- Pretty good, I'm...
- Yeah.

Tired?

How's your deck team doing?

Rayna just gives me attitude
any time I ask her anything.

Yeah.

I was just concerned, because
I don't know if you knew this...

my room is
right across from yours,

and I want you to know
that I heard you.

Coming up...

Come on.

A moustache ride doesn't
sound all that bad.

Ah, pumpkin.

that for breakfast
tomorrow, she'll love you.

How about I serve her a whole
bunch of ----ing vodka,

and then she'll love
me too, okay?

She ain't got no top on.

Oh sh--, Nikki.

That's what I said!

I was just concerned, because my
room is right across from yours.

I heard you.

I can't go to him for no issues.

Clearly he's gonna side
with Jake all the time.

Yeah, I heard some
very strong words.

- Careful how you...
- How loud I am.

- You know, talk loud.
- Yeah.

Because people will hear you.

I just wanna make sure
you're doing okay.

and that's why I was scared...

- No, no, I...
- that's why I was scared to...

to say anything to you,
you know what I mean?

Okay.

I know, but if it's
ruining your time here,

then I want you to
talk to me about it.

You know, at the same time,

sometimes you've just
gotta swallow your pride.

And rather than try to
talk over people...

which you're really good
at, by the way... listen.

Yeah.

But I'm here to talk,
and I'd like that

you can talk to me and
be open with me, okay?

- Yeah.
- That's great, and...

but I want you to know
that you're awesome, okay?

I just kind of laugh it off,
it was like, whatever.

- You're doing a great job.
- Thank you.

Stick with it, okay?

- Hello.
- Hello, how you doing?

Oh, so I missed out, eh?

Nikki, you're too young
for me anyway, darling.

Ah!

-'Ello, mate.
- I've missed you.

You still awake?

I am, I'm just having
a quick smoke before bed.

We can sit on this, can't we?

So, Jess, I feel bad for her.

I feel like sometimes
she's trying.

I see that.

But the majority
of the time it's just,

I guess, not good enough.

This charter...

Oh, my God, what the heck?

- What?
- Why are you making your drink?

I'm bartender tonight.

And I pulled everything
I can out of my hat

to try and make things
work for Jess.

No initiative, no excitement.

You can only lead a horse
to water so many times.

We really need someone else to
just continue plowing through.

The thought of that
alone makes me tired.

See ya in the morning.
Herding cattle, man.

Oh, yeah.

Good night.

Gotta stay hydrated, you did
a whole day of drinking.

I love it.

Mwah, mwah.

What a day.

What a ----ing day.

Uh-oh.

[glass shatters]

Uh-oh.

Oh [bleep].

Mwah.

Morning.

Rachel, I'm ready
for my morning delight.

Mm-hmm, copy.

Biscuits and gravy,
French toast.

Whoa!

It's one of those days.

How are you feeling today?

Yeah?

Okay.

- Morning.
- Morning.

So this morning, Chef Rachel
has her infamous French toast.

- Yeah.
- Yay!

And some biscuits and gravy.

- What could I get for you?
- French toast.

Maybe I'll do the
biscuits and gravy,

because then I'll have
a bite of...

we can share, honey.

I would like French toast,
please.

- Beautiful.
- Where do you want me?

I guess on that bed.

Are you excited for a
night off this evening?

Yes, I'd like
to hang out with Wes.

Jessica, can I get you to
the galley for service?

Copy.

Ai-yi-yi.



I wanna get things kinda
covered up

and get ready for
the trip across.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Ooh, that looks
absolutely lovely.

Holy Christ, did you ask her
if she can make it any bigger?

Clint, could I have
a bite of that?

Mm!

Oh, I'll share with Taylor.

Are you...
are you...

[laughing]

Jess, could I get
you to the stew pantry

when you have a quick second?

Does it rhyme with "hoist?"

I thought it was
a compliment, like...

You're moist?

[laughing]

The reason I wanted to call
you up here I you see how,

like, when
I'm clearing a service...

Mm-hmm.

You don't have the whole,
entire thing

covered in plates with food.

You can throw all
the silverware,

you throw the food,
you stack the plates.

I wanted to show, like,

what my expectation
for clearing a service is.

Yeah.

Whatever.

----ing suck a [bleep].

If I can do this by myself,
there's no reason anyone can't.

So, take note of this, and let's
try to do that moving forward.

Okay. I'm gonna bring
this downstairs.

Cool.

You got a nice, moist
cake there, dear.

Just for future reference,

we can't leave all
these things on the floor

when we leave a cabin, like...

He came in here right away.

I know, but even
if that's the case...

- Okay.
- Just...

let's just put it all nicely
on the bed or something.

Okay.

I'm just not doing anything
properly today, am I?

This is bullsh--.

I feel like I'm the only
one that gets spoken to,

like I'm not pulling
all this weight.

It can't all just be put on me.

Coming up...

I was less than happy
this charter.

You're more than halfway
through the season,

and if you don't have your
act together now,

when the [bleep] are you
gonna get it together?

I expect everyone
to raise their bar,

and if they don't,
people will be fired.

I'm sorry you feel that way,

but if we can try and
stay as positive as we can,

it might help.

I just feel like I'm constantly
trying to play catch-up.

Like, I'm not doing
it well enough,

I'm not doing it quick enough.

But I think it's also, like,
I don't really jibe

with too many people here, so.

I can understand why
that would be an issue.

I just don't
like seeing you down.

[sighs]

Got wet swimsuits.

All of mine are still wet, too.

- Packing it in.
- Yeah, pack it in.

Let's get outta here, Jake.

Copy that.

Short stay, 10:00.

Anchor secured.

[ship honks]

Come on!

[laughs]

No, no, no...

- Huh?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

It doesn't surprise me.

Fraser wants to move
up in this industry,

and Heather needs a minion.

- I have to pee so bad.
- Go pee, love.

So bad.

Okay, go ahead, quickly
go get in your whites.

We're having
a white docking party.

Got it, got it.

That's enough outta you.

I want radio silence
from here on in.

All right, guys,
let's start kicking

them over nice and easy, okay?

Yeah.

- How we doing over there?
- Twenty-five, 30.

Twenty-five, 30 by your
starboard side marker.

Let me know when that stern
clears the dock.

Rather drag my labia through
a bunch

of broken tequila bottles
in Tijuana,

like I've done before.

Oh, my God.

You're clear to start
making your swing.

Twenty feet off and closing,
we're flush up and down.

Looking good, Cap.

That was good, huh?
Perfect!

Woo!

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

I need everybody on the
main deck in whites.

All right, guys, come on.

Get ready for guests, people.

Oh, man, thank you.

I appreciate everything.

Oh, it's sad.

Get in here.

Let me get my big old boobies
on you.

- Eddie.
- Hey, bud.

- Good to meet you.
- Good to meet you too, man.

Mwah!

I will never forget your food
ever in my life.

I appreciate everything you
guys did, it was awesome.

I mean, you guys
putting up the slide

was the funniest damn
thing I ever saw.

- Eddie, we got an issue.
- What's that?

Look at the slide.

Oh, no.

I bet they hate
blowing that thing up.

It's taking a lot longer
than I thought.

Ugh, [bleep].

No kidding, it really was.

It wasn't your day.

Yeah, thanks, man.
Really appreciate that.

Thanks for ----ing kicking
us while we're down.

I mean, the service
you gave us was awesome,

your meals were fantastic.

It was a great time, guys,
and I appreciate it.

I got something here for you.

- Really, thank you.
- Thanks.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you!

It's hard to believe it's over.

- Thanks, guys.
- Bye, thank you.

Thank you so much.
Safe travels.

Some people should be.

Okay, let's go to work.

- Get in your work gear.
- Yep.

Jess and Fraser if you want
to get into your blues

and then we'll meet here
in the main salon.

- Okay.
- Sure thing.

Is he really pissed?

No, certainly not.

But I do wanna try to
finish by 4:00 today,

so if you can finish
all those beds.

Okay, sounds good.

And Fraser,
to the laundry room you go.

- Mm!
- Ugh.

I feel so ----ing big.

It's Rachel, coming in
like an enraged orangutan.

- Exactly.
- Rawr!

Woohoo!

Hottest-looking orangutan
I ever saw.

Attention all crew,

I need everybody in
the crew mess in five.

- Copy, Captain.
- Copy.

Copy, Captain.

The deck team needs a wake-up
call, and I'm gonna deliver it.

You'd think that after
all this time

we could get one charter right.

You're more than halfway
through the season,

and if you don't have
your act together now,

when the [bleep] are you
gonna get it together?

Is it just me, or
do you feel like

a volcano is about to erupt?

Let's see, where do I wanna sit,
directly across from him?

Mm, probably not.

Get in here with me.

I was less than happy
this charter.

Your food was great, as usual.

Thank you.

I was pleased to see proper
service etiquette at the table.

But deck crew,
I expect everyone

to raise their bar, and if they
don't, people will be gone.

Work hard, work smart,
or get fired.

We're over halfway
through the season

and we're
still making rookie mistakes,

and it showed in
the money department.

Our tip's 19,000.

The tip's ----ing low, and
I'm kinda ticked the [bleep] off

about it, because I wanted
to go for 30.

If I'm not getting
any g*dd*mn sleep, I want 30.

We need to improve.

Deck crew, I wanna see you in
the wheelhouse in five minutes.

And don't bring your smiles,
you won't be needing them.

Thank you, Captain.

The deck team
really ----ed up.

I'm just ashamed
of the job we did.

I feel like everyone's a little
bit on edge at the moment.

I do, too.

Wherever you're gonna feel
the most uncomfortable.

That tip sucked.

I'm disappointed.

And what was the first thing
the charter guest

mentioned when
he got off the boat?

The slide.

The [bleep] up with the slide.

He thought it was comical
'cause y'all looked

like three cub bears trying
to [bleep] a football.

The bar's up here;

you guys are down here...
way down here.

If we [bleep] up that slide
one more g*dd*mn time,

I'm gonna have somebody's ass,

and I don't care
if it's one, two...

I don't care if
it's all four of you.

I'll cancel the rest
of the g*dd*mn season.

This is your final wake-up call.

This is your final wake-up call.

I wanna see people
being proactive.

I want you to anticipate.

It either happens
on this charter

or people are gonna
lose their job.

There are no more
second chances.

Okay, carry on.

Wes and Rayna,
please go wash the bow.

Captain Lee is pissed.

I haven't seen him this angry
in a long time,

if ever,
and it's embarrassing.

All right, start off
rinsing the wall.

Yeah.

I just feel like I
let Captain Lee down.

You know, I'm not
really proud of myself.

Start rinsing, start washing.

I think regardless if the world
is tumbling around us,

why don't you and I
have a ----ing good time?

I think we need to.

Like, I wanna have
a proper good time.

Interior crew, we can knock off
for the day, thank you guys.

Did you hit the skis as well?

Ugh, I'm not a dodo bird.

I wanna work,
and I wanna do...

I know you do. I know.
Listen, I see what you can do.

I just don't know how
to tell them anything.

- You just can't.
- Eddie, Eddie, Rayna.

What stainless needs
to be wiped down?

All of the stainless
on main deck aft.

Copy.

Still talking to yourself?

Weird.

It's like you'd be very
good at monologues.

Female equivalent
of Morgan Freeman.

[laughing]

You guys are in a good mood.

Okay, good.

Deck team, deck team,
you can knock off.

No, actually, you
know what it is?

It's the ----ing hummus.
Smell that sh--, dude.

- Ooh, yeah.
- Yeah.

It's like that peppery,
salt-and-vinegary...

I gotta do something
with my hair.

Oh, hello.

- You look nice.
- And so do you.

I like Jess.

I think she's cute,
I think she's cool.

Now it feels like
I'm in high school

and I have a crush on somebody.

Oh, I ----ing love those.

Tonight, I'm waiting
for the signal.

Will you help me feel pretty?

Oh, my eyes! Oh!

Hey there, sweetheart.

- So do you.
- You look like a girl dad.

A girl dad?
No.

All right, you guys,
ready to go?

Cool.

Ooh!

You're gonna watch your step,
you're gonna take your time on.

Thank you.

Oh, this is very relaxing.

She's got...
she's got character.

I think they will.

Ha ha, that's it.

- Who farted?
- Not me.

Oh, wow, this looks lovely.

Let's just go and have
a drink at the bar.

Thank you very much.

I'll take a Vicodin.

I would love a Tito's soda.

I'm going to get
one of those.

That's a lot of Tito's.

Oh, that's all the Tito's?

I have resting sad face.

I don't know what people
want from me.

- You do not.
- And it's not that I'm sad.

I don't think
I've seen that face.

It's because I'm always
trying to be nice to you.

- Oh... mm.
- Hm.

Where's Jess and Wes?

They're having a
chitty-chat-chat-chat.

Ooh!

What do you think, think we're
gonna get a day off eventually?

No.

- I make the most of it.
- Make the most of it.

Your table is ready.
Can I take you to it?

Oh, thank you.
Yeah, let's do it.

- Oh, thank you, darling.
- Cheers, bro.

Cheers, babe.

This is just straight
vodka, basically.

Let me get
the goat cheese salad?

I'm gonna do the
mixed green salad.

The steak, well-done.

- Yeah.
- Here you are.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

Mm!

I just wanna feed you.

Mm!

Here's a good story.

In my first week in yachting
in the South of France,

ended up sleeping
with one of the stews.

We ----ed on one of the
guests' Louis Vuitton bags.

The next day, we had to go up
to the bridge,

and the captain's like, "Jake,
you slept with one of the stews,

and I ----ing told you
not to do that."

But then he just starts
----ing cracking up.

Hashtag white privilege.

Boy, tomorrow's gonna
be such a day.

We're putting up and down
the slide tomorrow.

- Why?
- To get it right.

Hey, cheers to a beautiful boss.

Cheers these guys.

Cheers, guys.

g*dd*mn it, this is
dripping all over me.

Should we move outside?

Yeah, let's do it.

I would love to sit on
one of those comfy chairs,

but it's like,
where's the fire pit?

Piss off, this one's mine...
piss off!

[bleep] off!

Can I get in the middle?

Yeah, baby.

[bleep] yeah, mother----ers.

Fetal position and die.

I got no juice.

Oh, no, wait,
wait, wait, you're on my dress.

I have safety pins on it.

We know you got a boyfriend.

Well, I don't think
she does...

Because you've got a fiancé
and I've got a boyfriend.

You never told me
you have a boyfriend.

- Oh sh--d*ck.
- You didn't mention him before.

I've mentioned him
to the other crewmembers.

You've never asked.

I think Jake is so great,
I really do.

If I was five years younger
in my party-[bleep]-it phase,

and if I wasn't taken,

a moustache ride
doesn't sound all that bad.

Ah, pumpkin.

I've been single
for three years I think now.

- Three years?
- I think it's three.

I stopped counting.

I keep feeling like
he wants to kiss me,

but he's expecting
me to kiss him.

So, it's like this
little awkward,

like, little thing
that's going on.

Wes could be on island time,
a little bit, but just do it.

I've hung out with my
grandparents for my entire life.

I'm good with just them.

Tired, I think we're all tired.

Bitchy makeup,
we're here.

I left my purse in there.

I just need to find my purse.

It's over here.

I thought so.

Hey!

Are we leaving?

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.

It's just like this.

Oh, my God, should we
squish Rayna in here

so they have their own car,
Wes and Jess?

- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rayna!

We're gonna let
Wes and Jess have a car.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah, we definitely
got this to ourselves.

Oh [bleep] yes!

We should have a song
that we always sing

every time we go out
and we get drunk.

♪ You insane kids
'bout to make them tips ♪

♪ Breakin' it down,
we're slow and low ♪

[chattering]

I just wanna go home
and smoke a joint.

Oh, God.

How was everyone's drive?

Come on in, folks.

Watch me run to my bed,
hee hee... bye!

Hey.

Good night.

Did I kiss Wes?

You did.

I think I just gave him a peck
o the cheek to go to sleep.

I mean, that was hardly a kiss.

Um...

Oh...

♪ Bed time

♪ Hey, ho, drop that
sh-- till it float ♪

- What was it?
- What was it?

Real sh--, no.

That's cancel culture,
better be careful

when you say the "N" word.

- What do you mean?
- They'll cancel you so hard.

And no... and, like,
you can't say that.

You can't.

I don't... I...
I mean...

I like you, but just, like,
you gotta be careful,

because people...
you know how people are.


anymore, you know?

I didn't think I said it.

You said it in
the bathroom today.

That's okay, I still love you.

I'm just... I'm telling
you, just be careful.

Yeah, I can respect that,
thank you.

I got you.
I got you.

Mm-hmm.

-[bleep]
- Better drink it, bitch.

Drink it, drink it, drink it.

You have got your
t*nk top in my room.

Yeah, I'm gonna go out.

Why?

Because.

No.

I'm in shock.

I don't even remember
saying that.

Oh!

I don't know whose this is,
but it's [bleep] in the way.

I don't want to be,
like, the angry person,

but I think what bothers me
that I'm supposed to work with

these people who think
this sh--'s okay.

She thought it was cool,
and it hurts me.

It hurts my heart,
it hurts everything in me.

Morning.

We're gonna put the slide up
right now.

The biggest issues we're
having, obviously,

is the foot coming down
and getting out properly.

So what I'm thinking is if we're
able to drop it down to here,

and then have you guys
inflate as much as you can,

I think that might
be the best way.

Okay, let's do this thing.

Let's do it!

I want the deck team
to step it up

and to get their job dialed in.

Our asses are on the line.

You got to pull it together.

All right, dropping over
the first flake now.

Good morning, Captain,
how are you?

Good.

Thank you very much.

- I love it.
- Feels good.

Okay, one more flake,
let's see where it lands.

Ready?
One, two, three.

Don't waste time doing vacuum
on anything above the floor.

Perfect, now you can stop.

We are going to start inflating.

Am I good to let this unroll
and keep going?

Yes.

Copy that.

Do we need any ginger or
turmeric? No.

Faster. Faster.

It's taking way too long.

- It's looking pretty good.
- All right, copy that.

That took us over an hour.

But hey, yeah,
we got it worked out.

No lives lost, no wrong bends.

- We're good, I think.
- Yeah.

Eddie, Rachel, Heather, I need
you in the crew mess

immediately for
a preference sheet meeting.

- Copy.
- Copy.

- Hello.
- Hi, sweet pea!

So, here we go, number five.

Co-primary, Chelsea and
Michael Gonella,

a San Francisco-based couple

who are obsessed
with travel and food.

But due to
a recent bicycle accident,

co-primary Chelsea will
be coming aboard

with her jaw wired shut

and will be unable to
consume any solid foods.

I don't think I could handle
having my mouth wired shut.

I think within, like,
the first couple days

I'd have some wire clippers
going to it, you know?

Because I can't
keep my mouth shut.

Dinner first night,

your version of traditional
Cetacean dishes.

[bleep]

They wanna do a silent
disco beach party.

I love silent disco!

And dinner night two,
black and gold...

- Hot tub.
- Glam party.

Glam party.

So, we'll have to get
her a birthday straw.

I'm outta here.

You have a
good night last night?

Oh...

I did, I was just so tired, man.

I know.

Were you able to get some
alone time with Wes?

Yeah.

He's super nice.

He is lovely, isn't he?

- No.
- Like, I'm...

- I'm...
- I didn't think so.

I'm used to...

I'm used to men who are
a little bit more suave.

Yeah.

But I mean, does he think
anything romantic's going on?

I don't know.

What's going on
with you and Jess?

You didn't kiss her or anything?

Yeah, what the [bleep]
is wrong with you?

She was ready for it.

Yeah, I was confused about that.

Nothing was insinuated
though, was it?

Maybe.

What?
What do you mean?

I don't know.

- Well, what happened?
- Like... nothing.

- Did something happen?
- Nothing happened.

It was ----ing weird.

You just have to
lean in and just...

Yeah.

Look at that.

- Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
- Go for Eddie.

Yeah, you wanna
come up the wheelhouse?

On my way.

Dark chocolate-covered
raspberries...

that's gonna be the Tits McGee.

I'll rip out my
sweater puppets for those.

What are sweater puppets?

Those are tits.

- I didn't know that!
- Yeah.

What's up?

Jesus Christ, look at this?

- What, water spots?
- Yeah.

They just rinsed it.

- Look at this.
- Oh, yeah.

I mean, seriously?

Wes and Rayna, they said they
washed everything up here.

This looks like sh--.

Eddie's not handling this well.

The work should have
been double-checked.

That's why you got
three stripes.

That's even glistening.

It's caked on.

Brand new ----ing skis,
and look at 'em.

- I want everything scrubbed.
- Okay.

Eddie needs to get control
of his deck team yesterday,

or I'm gonna start handing
out plane tickets.

One way, compliments of
Captain Lee's Travel Agency.

This is bullsh--.

Wes and Rayna, they said they
washed everything up here.

This looks like [bleep].

I want everything scrubbed.

- Okay.
- This is bullsh--.

I'm getting frustrated,
because their mistakes

are reflecting poorly on me.

I gotta ----ing
come down on these guys.

I think that for
our last charter,

we should have just had smokin'
hot titties for dinner.

Just put some smoke in there
and be like, whoosh.

I've seen a bit too much
of this room today.

Well, you made it
very nice in here.

Thank you.

Wes, the stairs have still
got loads of, like, bugs on.

Can you just give them a mop?

- Will do.
- Cheers.

- Chef Rachel...
- Yes?

Is there anything
I can help you with?

No, sweetheart,
I'm closing shop right now.

I need to talk to you and Wes.

What happened?

Well, we're gonna talk
about it, aren't we?

Oh, God.

You guys said you did the rescue
tender and the jet-skis.

Well, Captain Lee went up
and saw your handiwork...

- God.
- and is pissed.

- There's salt over everything.
- Sorry...

Wait, gimme a second,
let me finish.

Ugh, you know what,
Eddie, aka Jimmy Neutron,

not in the mood right now.

I've been working my ass
off all day.

I'm just over it.

Now, you guys have
to get up early in the morning

and get it done.

Is there something wrong?

No, I never said anything.

No, you don't have
to say anything

if your eyes roll off
the back of your head.

I told you, it has nothing
to do with you.

- Okay. Thank you guys.
- Thanks, Eddie.

This is some bullsh--.

That's something that ain't
getting talked about.

What, when?

Yes, I'm just tired.

I...

Like, I really need
a ----ing break.

- Wait... what? What?
- Yeah. Yeah.

You... well, you didn't
tell me that.

- When'd that happen?
- Yeah.

But they out there
kiki-ing and stuff.

- What?
- Yeah.

So tired of this sh--.

When? Where?

Can you just help me clean this
up so we can be done?

I really don't wanna talk.

-You look great.
- Thanks.

I've been looking like
a hot mess.

I don't even wear any makeup.

It's so busy
and it's so stressful,

so I think I just forgot
how much work it was.

I have innate guilt
all the time, like,

I have to keep working, I have
to be here, I have to do this.

I don't wanna let people down.

But I've never been on a
charter that runs this fast.

I'm having a hard time.

Yeah, I have to go to bed.

- Okay.
- Love you, goodbye.

- Hey, boo.
- You wanna smoke a ciggie?

Yeah, now.

Oh [bleep] me running
with a chainsaw.

I need to get Eddie so I can
talk to him after this.

What happened?

I think he feels like
I was being disrespectful.

I kinda rolled my eyes,
and he was, like, upset.

In his eyes,
we [bleep] up ever day.

How did Rayna react?

It did not seem good.

- She's pissed off...
- It's some childish sh--.

She was rolling her eyes
at me and it's not cool.

When?

Okay.

I know, darling.

You know sometimes when
you're frustrated

everything could bother you?

Yeah.

There are certain things, like
what you just mentioned to me...

Yeah.

Which I think you have every
right to be bothered by...

- And then I come back, and I...
- So that, you should voice.

Yeah.

And you should voice
to Eddie

that you didn't mean
to come across that way.

Across that way.
No, I'm going to.

That's what I'm gonna tell him.

Ooh.

[knocking]

- Yep?
- Can I come in?

Yep.

Eddie...

I appreciate you realize that,

and thank you for
coming to talk to me.

It's... we're good.

And I think I'm frustrated
with, like, kind of...

I get it, I know
you're frustrated.

You've got great
organizational skills.

Yeah.

You handled the slide
really well this morning,

but missed big things
that needed to get done.

- It's not okay, though.
- It's not okay.

It's physically not okay.

It's not okay, and I'm
sure that I'm gonna have

to have other talks with you...

- Yes.
- Just please...

Take your face off.

- Exactly, you know?
- Yeah.

That's something I've gotten
in trouble with my parents

since the ----ing
beginning of time.

Yeah.

So when you said that, man,
I'm like [bleep].

I'm so sorry about that.

If you ever do that
to Captain Lee...

- I'm ----ed.
- You're ----ed.

You're gone.
You're gone.

You might as well just
pack your sh-- up, yeah.

All right.

And just I...
and I think I'm, like, trying...

like, I think I'm already
frustrated on another level.

I can understand that.

I did not hear her say that,

and I would have not been
okay with her saying that.

I know you weren't there,
but, like, Jake was there...

Well, I was in the...
I was in the car.

No, it wasn't in the car.

Oh, it wasn't in the car, okay.

It was once in the restaurant.

And then I told her, like...

No, you can't say those things.

You need to take
care of yourself,

and you need to stand up
for yourself when need be.

But when it comes down to
just getting the job done...

Yeah.

That's what this is about,
is getting the job done.

Yeah.

Try to separate
what's happening personally

with what's happening on deck.

- It's a lot.
- Yeah.

And you have the potential
to move up in rank, Rayna.

You have it.
You just need to focus.

- Yeah.
- Focus.

And don't take things
personally.

Yeah, I don't think
the way you...

like, I feel like the
way you talk to us,

I don't take anything personal.

I think you do it in
a very proactive way,

even though, you know
what I mean, like...

- Yeah.
- It's a very positive way.

Like, even though you're coming
down on us, you still...

it's still, like, a...
you know what I mean?

I don't wanna...
like, I don't wanna be a d*ck.

- A d*ck, yeah.
- I don't wanna be...

like, I don't like
being a d*ck.

- Yeah.
- But I can be one.

Can be one.

-----ing hell!
- Right?

- Thanks, Ed.
- Yep.

- Edward.
- I'll talk to you later.

Talk to you.

Oh, my God.

Next, on "Below Deck"...

Hello!

Did I mention you have a lady
with her jaw wired shut?

Ugh, why tonight, why?

Gets you going, huh?
Oh, yeah.

You play this whole nice
guy act, but in reality,

you're just a plain
old freak, aren't you?

How are you doing?

Good, can you and I
have a chat privately?

Sure.

Sh--.

- Whoa.
- Oh, my God.

Something gone missing?

Oh, wow.

Everything is going wrong.

It back-clipped
on itself.

Thirty-five years,
I've never seen it.

I watched it fall off.

That's bullsh--.

I'll go to bat for you guys,

but don't put my ----ing head
on a g*dd*mn chopping block.