- Previously on Freelancers.
Why don't you relax into
a pit of spikes?
- I will let you make the Love
Match Supreme ad,
if you can all bring dates to
our Valentine's dance
tomorrow night.
- I think we need to know how to
play these instruments
in order to attract women.
- You're weak! Will you
go out with me?
- Clearly no.
- The point is I'm going out
with this gorgeous
woman tomorrow night.
- How did we not think of using
the very app that brought us
all here in the first place.
- Boys.
- Yeah.
- We've got dating
profiles to make.
[Wicket Youth by Sego playing]
- Profiles done. Let's do this.
- Okay guys, let's get swiping.
- I got a match.
- Me too.
- I got one.
- What! What kind of crusty
matches did you get so quick?
They beautiful.
- Yeah, my guys like Idris Elba
mix with a possum.
Just my type.
- Yeah, my girls like
Miss Kentucky,
but with all her teeth.
- My girl looks like a
pretty cloud.
- Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
- Man, what gives jabronis,
why no match for Zona?
- Maybe its because of
the way you talk.
- Zona don't worry.
Seriously it's only been
like 30 seconds.
You'll get one.
- Why no match for Zona!
- Come on Zona, you
still got time.
- No, it's too late for me.
- It's never too late.
- Whoa. Do you always answer
the phone that way?
- Ah no, I rotate through
three phrases.
So how are my love losers doing?
- We're good.
Everything's perfect.
- Okay, just wanted to remind
you that if you all
don't have dates by tonight,
I'm going to have to take my
business elsewhere.
- What?
No!
- You, sound worried?
- No, I'm not worried.
In fact, I'm here with my
boyfriend Clod.
He's here and he wants
to talk to you.
- Oh.
Oui.
I am Clod.
- He's French and very shy.
- Okay, great, yeah. Excited
to see you tonight.
- Okay, goodbye.
- Guys, I.
- Don't take him back.
He's a pig.
- Mr. Doyle.
- Oh, sh**t.
I didn't mean to call you again.
Bye.
- Guys, we're never gonna get
this job because of me.
- Zona. I think you're just
being too picky.
You gotta swipe right
on everybody.
- Yeah, sometimes you
just gotta let go
and let life happen to you.
Like when I got stuck in that
giant tumbleweed.
- Girl what?
- Okay.
- Yes.
- I feel like she shoulda
got a match by now.
- Definitely.
Yeah.
- Your profile pic isn't the one
of you at the Grand Canyon
where the wind makes you look
like John Travolta is it?
- I think it is.
I bet it is.
- Is it?
- It is.
- Zona what have I told you.
- Aha, I got a match.
- Oh.
- Saints deliver us.
- He's got like a moon head.
But it's waning.
- His few teeth are very
evenly spaced.
- Yeah, he's got all the
right features.
In all the wrong places.
- It's like his eyes, are
avoiding eye contact,
with each other.
- Maybe it's the angle.
- My eyes feel like they
have hair on them.
- Okay. Whatever. We
all have dates.
Now let's go.
- No, no, let me keep trying.
- No, no. Just tell him to
meet you at the dance.
- I can get someone better.
- Give up on love.
[Back On Top by Oscar Hill &
Justin Black playing]
- Oh yeah.
Oh, man I'm nervous.
I hope Emily likes me.
- Said to meet me here 7,
guess he's running late.
- Yeah, Rachel too. What cars
are your dates driving?
- Mine said she'd be
arriving in a grey Volvo.
- Wait, seriously? Troy
said grey Volvo too.
- Ta-dah!
- Wait, what's going on here?
Where's my, my Idris possum?
- I catfished all of you.
For friendship.
- That's not a thing.
- You always working.
This is the only way for us to
spend quality time together.
- How'd you know how to make
profiles that would hook us?
- I feel like I know you like a
mother knows her womb fruit.
- I wrote you personal poems,
man.
- I gave you my social
security number.
- Rachel promised tacos.
Ooou, carnitas.
- You can't eat a pocket taco.
- Well, I can't now.
- You're a deceiver.
Isabella and I were gonna
get milkshakes.
- Like you could eat
a milkshake.
- We were gonna share.
- Man, this really is a shame.
I was looking
forward to meeting.
Merlin.
- I didn't catfish you.
- Marlin's real?
- Wait, why not?
- I never cared for Zona.
- What!
Why no care for Zona?
- Sssssh, just go home
Mr. Gandolfini.
- All right, I'll see
you at home.
- No, no, to your home.
Don't you dare go
near our house.
- Huz-zah
- Well.
That's it, time's up and
we're all alone.
- Hey!
Hey!
We're alone together.
We're alone, together.
We're all alone together.
- Devin's right. We
don't need dates.
We're our dates.
- Let's do this.
- Yeah. Hold our heads high.
- Let people stare.
[Feels so Good by Kevin Ronnie
McPherson playing]
- Wait, who are you?
- Is this not a line dance?
- Oh, sorry. No.
[Feels so Good by Kevin Ronnie
McPherson playing]
- Well, obviously I'm giving the
Love Match Supreme account
to Prank Fart Studios.
Since you all failed miserably.
- We understand Mr. Doyle.
- Are you Zona?
- What am I looking at?
- Am I upside down or
is his face?
You look like Shrek,
but like a, like a, a
bootleg Chinese copy.
Is this what they
signed Bird box?
Zona is this your date?
- Yeah.
- I take it back. Love truly
knows no bounds.
The account is yours.
- Really?
The dating app of your dreams.
- Is love match supreme.
- Love match surprise.
- Ahh, never mind.
You're fired.
- Noooooo!
- Get outta here you.
- Cursed me with his face.
- What's wrong with his butt!
- If you wanna date, but not
leave your couch,
try Love Match Supreme.
When you're hunting for a
man and his name is DAN!
If you're feeling lonely,
than that's baloney.
Just pick up your phoney and
call your homie,
take him to Romey.
Su-batcha-lomey!
If your in love with the couch,
and you wanna start a family.
No couches Zona!
Dating app of your dreams,
it's Love Match Supreme,
it's gonna be good, it's gonna
be better than Hollywood.
Love match Supreme,
is better than beans.
- Better than beans.
- No, it's not good enough.
01x05 - Love Match Supreme Part 2
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Five broke millennials struggle to build their video production company despite their limited resources, lack of experience, and living in a small, quirky town.
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