01x37 - Filthy Rich

[bunniefuu]

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me from a dream

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hey let me go I'm a wooden puppet you

can't eat me

what the first meal I find in weeks and

you're nothing but a puppet this crazy

desert is no place for an honest vulture

and his family hey let me go let me go

let me go

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now wow

you didn't have to drop me on the cactus

you stupid bird

huh

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I hope there's someone home

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hello in there anybody home

what is it I was wondering if you could

give me some water please what water

in the desert water must come second

only to your life I can't just give you

my water

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hmm

I don't have any money to buy your water

but I do have some really pretty Stones

do you want one

what do you mean pretty Stones look

I don't believe it it's a real diamond

go ahead kid

you can have all the water you want

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oh and you'll need a camel too won't you

well worth this baby

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I wonder what happened to Father after

that tornado separated us oh I hope I'll

be able to find him in this big city

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thank you thank you kind sir may you be

blessed a thousand times oh it sure

doesn't take much for him to be happy

well not me I'm so rich now I can afford

my dream I can live the life of a human

being

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how'd you go this place is for grown-ups

only look

you're a puppet yeah I've never seen a

puppet that could move by itself now you

have mister and I would like to stay in

your beautiful hotel I must be dreaming

there's a puppet that can move alone and

talk as well pinch test come on Mister

it's not such a big deal

now show me the best room you have

if you just follow me sir I'll show you

our Imperial Suite

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oh

I hope it's to your liking sir yes I

guess it's all right very good

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hey what are you laughing at

I could have seen that why don't

even if he had seen me he wouldn't have

laughed I'm too rich nobody laughs at

someone who has money no one but you

you're nothing you're a poor baby

vulture

I used to live in the desert desert with

my father

and a man caught me and sold me to the

manager

oh poor thing I really pity you I'm

lucky I'm My Own Boss yes

yes still a puppet

huh my money makes me as good as any

human

okay if you show me how rich men behave

I promise to let you go home

so come on what do you say wow

the most important thing for a rich man

to have is a carriage to go riding in uh

to go riding in

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driver take me to the best restaurant in

town do you hear yes sir Mr puppet

please don't call me Mr puppet I'm a

rich man

man my foot

these dishes are the chef's specialty

sir that'll be fine

I'm starved

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do help yourself to the leftovers but

sir you haven't even tasted any of the

food yet

sure enough for me I am a puppet

you're laughing at you're my servant as

I say yes sir sorry sir

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what do they ever look stupid b*ating

each other up well aren't you a puppet

too we're not doing this because we like

it you know some human is putting us off

to it I may be a puppet but know what

makes me do stupid things

right you do stupid things without

anybody's house

ha

oh wow what a great day I've never had

so much fun in my life tell me baby

vulture what else do rich men do to have

fun lots of things for starters you can

buy a house the bigger the better and

then you can hire plenty of servants to

wait on you you get to rule like a king

sounds great I'll find the biggest

mansion in town and I'll buy it oh this

place is getting too stuffy for me what

oh nothing you're coming with me I'll

keep you with me until I really act like

a rich man then I'll set you free okay

if you say so

Pinocchio no I really don't think this

is a very good idea

who asked you well

I admit I'm a busybody but you don't

know how bad money can be

you mean money isn't good have you

noticed how many people dislike you what

do you mean they all like me they even

treat me like a real human being only

with much more respect Cricket you don't

they're only nice to you because you

have money

I don't see anything wrong with that

it's a fact of life if you're rich

people are nice to you I'm glad I'm not

a poor human

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well don't care for your money they care

for you they care for me all right

especially that beggar I gave a coin to

and have you thought about finding your

father at all oh Father

I wonder what he's doing

there you are all you can think of is

Money Day in day out well who knows

what's happening to your father you want

to be ashamed of yourself

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come on perhaps this Mansion is a little

too Majestic for an orphanage maybe but

anyhow's big enough for all these

children is hard to find so I think it's

just perfect

I've made up my mind I'll take it right

away very well excuse me how much are

you selling this house for what but

you're nothing but a puppet you don't

need such a big house in any case I'm

afraid I've already bought this house

okay but I'll pay 10 times what he paid

hmm I think this will cover it I don't

believe it a diamond

why I've never seen such a big one

it's yours kid wait a minute now I was

here first I practically paid for it

already that business is business my

friend you can't blame me for accepting

the highest offer now if you'll excuse

us

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thank you

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you're so stubborn why don't you just

forget about Pinocchio and take us back

home

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I'm so tired Lord please help me find

Pinocchio

people are being cruel to him have mercy

on him how can Pinocchio fool around

like this when Jeff petos worrying

himself to death wow

on we go with Sundown and we have to

find a place to sleep

watch this it looks as if someone's

having a party in there

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what do you want I taught you how to act

like a rich man like I said now let me

go no there's too much you can still

show me I'm really sorry I'll never see

my father again excuse me sir oh what is

it it's a traveling Carpenter sir he

wants to know if he can make something

for you the carpenter he's probably only

a beggar tell him to push off yes sir

will what did he say eat it old man go

home and don't show yourself here again

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gosh nice welcome sheesh

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how about that

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my my my what a lovely home I wonder who

lives in there Doro hey what are you

hanging around here for come on move oh

excuse me sir I was just wondering who

owned this Mansion his name is master

Pinocchio Pinocchio what

oh that name rings a bell he's very rich

and he's a puppet

he's a puppet

Pinocchio the brat he stole my diamonds

and now he's living like a king in my

castle oh that does it

come on

Crush you all of you I'll get you don't

worry panukio

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Doro go look for the diamonds

foreign

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good boy good

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now let's see here they are that bright

gave me lots of trouble but now thanks

to him I'm rich

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Pinocchio wake up Pinocchio what's the

matter

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the diamonds are mine now sneer off what

are you doing here

foreign

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oh

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this is on fire

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oh Kitty please

oh fire

please help me

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will you help me help me

finally got it was coming to him

fire yeah

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Pinocchio

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I'd be so lonely without you please stay

alive

foreign

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stop stop let me get on no why should I

give a ride to a puppet out of my way

who are you that's my Carriage buddy and

you're my servant got that don't be

ridiculous you lost all your money I'm

not your servant now yeah

wow

father Pinocchio

father

it can't be

oh

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father it's me

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Pinocchio

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hello come back

or no Pinocchio

father

hey put me down you stupid vulture you

know you can't eat me I won't eat you

I'll smash you to Smithereens instead

let me go I was finally going to see my

father

I hope you never do I'll never again see

my son because of you

the baby vulture you found at the hotel

was my son oh

could you refuse to save it from the

flames

I'm so sorry it's too late nothing

bringing back now

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further

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thank you

thank you