01x12 - The Blag-Bludder Beast

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♪♪ ♪ Skiddly ahh bop bow

Get upple on a wubble

Buzz into a bubble

Wubble on the double

And take your face

To a wubbulous place

Scuttle on a shuttle

Waddle in a puddle ♪

♪♪ Ow!

♪♪ ♪ Through the middle

Of a muddle

And dance your feet down

Wubbulous street

Flip, float, flop, and drop

Bottoms up down to the top

Insides, outsides

Here and gone

When you get to the end

You go on and on ♪

♪♪ Ooh!

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!

♪♪ Ugh!

♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle

Waddle in a puddle

Through the middle of the muddle

And dance your feet down

Wubbulous street ♪

♪♪ Hello? Anyone out there?

♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble

Buzz into a bubble ♪

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.

♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world

In the wubbulous world

Of dr. Seuss ♪

♪♪ Yeah.

♪♪ Oh, cat! Whoo!

♪♪ Hey, cat in the hat!

♪♪ Whoo!

♪♪ Hey, we're here like you

Asked, but where are you at?

♪♪ This room's full of masks.

They look kind of scary.

♪♪ They're whiskered and

Twisted and feathered and hairy.

♪♪ I think I don't like them.

♪♪ I think I hate them.

♪♪ Where could the cat be?

♪♪ Maybe they ate him.

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ Well, it's possible.

♪♪ Oh, it's more than possible.

It's likely. The cat was

Delicious, as good as can be,

From the tip of his hat to the

Top of his knee. But you can

Still see him. He really is

Near. As a matter of fact, he

Is standing right here. Had you

Going there, didn't i?

♪♪ Wow, you sure did!

♪♪ Why did you trick us like

That?

♪♪ Because, my young friends,

I'm the cat in the hat. The

Point of my trick--and I hope

You will see--is that things

Are not always what they seem

To be. What, you don't believe

Me? Well, then look around.

♪♪ Whoa. The walls are now

Trees.

♪♪ And the floor is now ground.

♪♪ Weird, man.

♪♪ Ha ha. Here we are. Don't be

Shy. Step right up, my felines

. Take a look. Take a peek.

Tell me, what do you see?

♪♪ Get out of here!

♪♪ Well--oh, you of such

Short-sighted tunnel vision.

You are blind to your own

Blindness. When you fall apart

Without my leadership, don't

Come crying to me. Oh! Oh!

♪♪ Hey, it's yertle the turtle.

♪♪ Getting kicked out of a

Kingdom.

♪♪ Again.

♪♪ You know, you might think

You see yertle the turtle

Getting kicked out of a kingdom

Again. And you know something?

You're absolutely right. But

Keep watching very carefully,

Because you can't believe

Everything you see.

♪♪ What a week I'm having. How

Tragic that all my magnificent

Greatness should go to waste.

No matter. I shall go on to

Bigger and better things.

Like this wall of shrubbery.

Oh, watch out, you botanical

Bulkhead! Whaahh! Yaaahhh!

Whoa. Wow, what a smell! One

More step and I'd have tumbled

Right into that garbage pit!

Aah!

Waah!

Unh!

I repeat--what a week I'm

Having!

D'oh!

♪♪ I sure wish we didn't have

To do this.

♪♪ Well, you know the rules,

Thaddeus. We have reached the

Age of gloomph. It's our turn

To make the offering to the

Beast.

♪♪ Yeah. Oh, I heard it has

Huge red eyes, sharp green

Horns, and makes a horrible

Noise.

♪♪ I heard that it lives

Underground, and when it gets

Hungry, it rises up and pounces

On you.

♪♪ What would you do if you met

Up with the blag-bludder beast,

Gertrude?

♪♪ Well, what we've always been

Taught to do. I'd cover my

Eyes, bow my head, hide, and

Hope for the best.

♪♪ Yeah. I guess that's why

We're making this offering--so

We won't ever have to meet up

With it.

♪♪ Yeah, so let's get it done

And get back to the village, ok?

♪♪ Right.

♪♪ Right.

♪♪ Ready?

♪♪ Ready.

♪♪ Ok.

♪♪ With humble heart, we give

This feast...

♪♪ We who are the troomphian

Least...

♪♪ So you'll stay out to the

East, here's rotted fruit, oh

Blag-bludder beast! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph!

♪♪ Aaaaaarrrrgh!

♪♪ What was that?

♪♪ I don't know, but I'm not

Sticking around to find out.

Here!

♪♪ Oh! Oh, oh! Wait! Oh, I

Don't want to look. I don't

Want to look.

♪♪ Blah!

Yeeowww!

Aaaaagh!

♪♪ [Gasps] the red-eyed,

Green-horned blag-bludder

Beast! Ah!

♪♪ Yeow!

♪♪ I shouldn't have looked.

I--i shouldn't have looked.

Aaaaahhhh! Please don't hurt

Me! Please, please!

♪♪ Hurt you? Well, why would i?

♪♪ Thank you! Thank you!

♪♪ Easy, kid! You're scratching

The shell!

♪♪ I've just never been around

A real hero before.

♪♪ Hero? Hero?

Oh, of course. Hero, yeah. But

To which particular heroic act

Of my hero-osity do you refer?

♪♪ The way you chased away the

Monster and saved my life.

♪♪ I did? I did! And what a

Fiendish monster it was!

♪♪ Yeah, the red-eyed,

Green-horned blag-bludder

Beast! Oh, how did you do it?

♪♪ You weren't watching?

♪♪ No. When I saw it, I hid.

♪♪ You hid?

♪♪ Yes. It had fiery red eyes

And long, stringy hair.

♪♪ Red eyes, stringy hair? Hmm.

♪♪ Yeah. It made a terrible

Noise! Thank goodness you came

Along to protect me.

♪♪ Heh, heh, heh, heh. Yes,

Well, um, it was nothing,

Really. After all, I am a

Turtle of great mettle and

Bravery, and spirit and

Bravery. And let's not forget

Bravery.

♪♪ What's your name?

♪♪ They call me "yertle the

Brave."

♪♪ I'm thaddeus. Please come

Back to my village with me. I

Have to tell everyone what you

Did.

♪♪ Well, I had planned to

Battle some other fearsome

Creatures this afternoon,

But...what the hey? Lead on.

♪♪ Oh.

♪♪ So what's this monster

Called again?

♪♪ The red-eyed, green-horned

Blag-bludder beast.

♪♪ Blad-bluger blogger.

♪♪ No, no, no. Blag...

♪♪ Blag...

♪♪ Bludder...

♪♪ Bludder...

♪♪ Beast...

♪♪ Beast.

♪♪ Blag-bludder beast.

♪♪ Bleag-brudder blut.

♪♪ Come on.

♪♪ ♪ Troomph, troomph, troomph,

Troomph, troomph, troomph,

We are the people of troomph!

♪♪ We live in the jungle of

Zroomph!

♪♪ From greatest...

♪♪ To least...

♪♪ We're scared of the beast!

♪♪ The frightening people of...

♪♪ Troomph, troomph, troomph

We are the people of troomph!

♪♪ We live in the jungle of

Zroomph!

♪♪ We're peaceful and kind...

♪♪ And a little behind...

♪♪ And that's why we say-- ♪

♪♪ Help! Help! Help! Help!

♪♪ Gertrude! Gertrude, are you

All right?

♪♪ I saw the--the--the

Blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ The blag-bludder...

♪♪ Yeah. Well, we had just made

The offering at the pit when we

Heard a terrible, awful noise!

And I ran as fast as I could,

But I think it got thaddeus.

♪♪ Oh, no!

♪♪ No! It didn't!

♪♪ Oh! Thaddeus, you're all

Right!

♪♪ Yes, thanks to him.

♪♪ How did you get away from

The...

♪♪ Bug-rugger...qug-logger...

Oh, I'll never get this name

Right!

♪♪ Listen, everyone! I want to

Tell you about a very special

Turtle. Yertle saved me from

The horrible blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ The blag-bludder beast?

♪♪ How do you people say that?

♪♪ Thaddeus, you mean you

Actually saw it?

♪♪ Nobody has ever seen it

Before.

♪♪ Well, I have, and he saved

Me from it.

♪ Here is the story of

A monster ♪

♪♪ A big monster!

♪♪ ♪ Large to say the least

♪♪ It was enormous!

♪♪ ♪ A really quite enormous

Monster ♪

♪♪ Thank you.

♪♪ ♪ Called

A blag-bludder beast ♪

♪♪ That's what they call him.

♪♪ ♪ One day, this huge

And hungry monster ♪

♪♪ It was famished.

♪♪ ♪ Fancied me its feast

♪♪ Hadn't eaten for a week.

♪♪ ♪ Until a warrior

Named yertle ♪

♪♪ Hello!

♪♪ ♪ Fought the

Blag-bludder beast ♪

♪♪ You pronounce that so well.

♪♪ ♪ It was...

♪♪ Fiery-eyed, stringy-haired,

Green-horned... ♪

♪♪ And I was scared...

♪♪ Terrified.

♪♪ ♪ As it roared, its size

Increased... ♪

♪♪ Doubled at least.

♪♪ ♪ Blag-bludder beast

♪♪ I'll take it from here, son.

Sit down. Ahem.

♪ I punched it hard

Right in its big mouth...

♪♪ Ooh, yeah!

♪♪ That's when its roar ceased

It hung its head in shame

And limped off

That old bad bla blubber...

♪♪ Blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ Yes, it met its match

When I arrived

Only by my grace

The beast survived

Oh, what a b*ating

This fighter gave

Oh, yeah

Yertle the brave

♪♪ This is the story of a turtle

And the village he did save

Our grand, exalted savior yertle

Yertle the brave

Yertle the brave

Yertle the brave

Yertle the brave ♪

[All cheering]

♪♪ Quiet, everyone! Quiet!

Yertle, on behalf of all of us,

I just want to say thank you

For being so brave!

♪♪ Oh, think nothing of it. My

Only concern was your safety.

But tell me, have you all

Considered your future?

♪♪ Uh, well, what do you mean?

♪♪ Well, I may have defeated

The gall-bladder beast--

♪♪ Blag-bludder beast.

♪♪ Whatever. I may have

Defeated it once, but there's

No guarantee that it won't come

Back. To be truly safe, you

Need someone around to keep it

Away.

♪♪ He's right.

♪♪ Yeah, I know.

♪♪ But whom?

♪♪ Hmm.

♪♪ Hmm. Hmm.

♪♪ How about yertle?

♪♪ Hey, how about yertle?

♪♪ Yeah.

♪♪ Yeah, yertle.

♪♪ Me?

♪♪ Yes! Stay here and protect

Us, yertle.

♪♪ Oh, yes, please, yertle.

Please stay and protect us. You

Will, won't you? Please, please.

♪♪ Very well! Very well! I

Accept your position of lord

High protector and--

♪♪ Just a moment! Why should we

Trust him?

♪♪ And you are?

♪♪ I am elise, guardian of

Village history. And I say why

Should we be so willing to hand

Over our lives to this...turtle?

♪♪ Because he can save us from

The blag-bludder beast?

♪♪ Do you all take classes on

How to say this name?

♪♪ We already know how to

Protect ourselves--cover our

Eyes and hide.

♪♪ But with yertle here, we

Won't have to do that anymore.

♪♪ Yeah. Yeah, he's right, we

Won't have to do that anymore.

[All talking at once]

♪♪ Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!

Time out, everybody! Out of the

Pool! If you don't want me

Around, then I won't stay. I

Just hope you're not all

Gobbled up in your sleep by

That bald-buggy beast.

♪♪ Blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ Whatever. Farewell.

♪♪ Oh, I don't know...

♪♪ Obviously, another

Demonstration of my great

Courage is in order.

Courage is in order. [Snickers]

[Snickers]

The things I do for power...hmm!

The things I do for power...hmm! Yeeooow!

Yeeooow!

♪♪ We are well rid of that

Turtle.

♪♪ Listen! He would have

Protected us!

♪♪ We do not need his

Protection!

♪♪ Aaaaarrruuuuggghhhhh!

♪♪ What?

♪♪ Is it the...

♪♪ It is!

♪♪ The blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ Aaaaarrruuuuggghhhhh!

♪♪ The trees!

Look! Look there!

[All whimpering]

[All whimpering] ♪♪ [growling]

♪♪ [Growling]

♪♪ Everyone! Cover your eyes

And hide!

♪♪ Oh, if only yertle was here

To protect us!

♪♪ Aarrrrgggg! Aarrrrgggg!

[Growling]

Back, you monster!

♪♪ It's yertle!

♪♪ And stay out!

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

♪♪ Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

♪♪ Please! No autographs.

♪♪ Oh, yertle, that was

Magnificent!

♪♪ It was incredible!

♪♪ Yes. Stay and protect us,

From greatest to least.

♪♪ Protect us from the terrible

Blag-bludder beast.

♪♪ Yes, stay! Please

Stay! And don't go away!

♪♪ Are you certain this time?

♪♪ Yes.

♪♪ Yes.

♪♪ Well, it won't be easy...on

Any of us. In order for me to

Do this job, you are all going

To have to make some changes in

Your lives.

♪♪ Changes?

♪♪ I know this monster. I've

Looked in its eyes. It's a

Fearsome creature of gigantic

Size. And I can defeat it and

Keep it at bay, but you must

Obey every word that I say. Ok?

♪♪ Ok.

♪♪ Then I accept your offer.

♪♪ Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph...

♪♪ This is going to be so good.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

♪♪ Well, yertle's in charge.

They made him head turtle. And

Things just couldn't be better

For yertle. Let's take a look,

For yertle. Let's take a look, shall we?

Shall we?

♪♪ Gather all troomphians! Each

He and each she!

♪♪ Our high protector yertle

Has some changes, yes, sirree!

♪♪ Rules and regulations to

Keep us free! Yippee!

♪♪ First, you foolish fools,

You've got it all wrong! This

Monster doesn't want rotted

Fruit. It wants jewels! Lots of

Jewels! And gold, and silver.

So you need to bring all of

Your valuables to me.

♪♪ Huh?

♪♪ So I can hide them, of

Course.

♪♪ Oh. Bring him all your

Valuables, your finest jewelry!

♪♪ Yertle's going to keep them

Under heavy lock and key!

♪♪ It's the only way that he

Can help to keep us free!

Yippee!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

♪♪ Yes! Yes!

Oh, yes! Nice bird! Next, this

Monster loves nice clothes.

Gabardines, cashmeres,

Velvet--ooh, especially

Velvet--so I'll need to wear

Your finest clothes.

♪♪ Huh?

♪♪ But, but, but...

♪♪ That way, if the monster

Goes after anybody, it'll be me.

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ Yertle needs bright clothing

That the monster likes to see.

♪♪ Ah, no one else can wear

Those clothes. No one else but

He!

♪♪ It's the only way that he

Can help to keep us free!

♪♪ Yippee!

♪♪ Nice. Very nice!

Next! I'll need a place where I

Can watch for this beast. A

Tall tower. You must stack your

Huts on top of each other. Of

Course, you'll all need to

Build yourselves new homes.

♪♪ Yertle needs the biggest

Home, as big at it can be. Psst.

♪♪ Yeah, yeah. We'll have to

Give up ours if our protector,

He will be.

♪♪ It's the only way that he

Can help to keep us free.

♪♪ A tall tower--with

Tapestries, lots of tapestries.

Bring me swatches!

♪♪ Ugh, swatches...

♪♪ [Giggling]

These guys are so easy.

Hmm. I need some amusement. A

Little entertainment for the

High protector.

Listen up, people!

♪♪ Huh? You mean there's more?

♪♪ Much more. From now on,

Every man, woman, and child must

Hop wherever they go.

♪♪ Hop?

♪♪ Go on, start hopping.

Keeping one leg off the ground

At all times...

Looking straight up at the

Sky...

Backwards!

♪♪ Backwards?

♪♪ [Snickers]

♪♪ Ok.

♪♪ While singing a beautiful

Musical tribute to beautiful me!

♪♪ What--what musical tribute?

♪♪ The one I just wrote. It's a

Lovely little ditty that goes

Something like this.

♪ Hooray for yertle the turtle

On this very, very, very

Special day...

♪♪ He is so brave and wise

Immortal in our eyes

Yertle the turtle, hooray! ♪

♪♪ Everybody!

♪♪ ♪ Hooray for yertle the--

♪♪ ♪ Hooray for yertle the-- ♪♪ [growling]

♪♪ [Growling]

♪♪ Hello? Did I tell you people

To stop singing?

♪♪ [Growling]

♪♪ It's the blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ Oh, mercy. What will we do?

♪♪ Ok, people, ok. Let's calm

Down! Ok.

♪♪ But, yertle, he's out there!

♪♪ It's probably not the

Back-scratcher beast.

♪♪ Blag-bludder beast!

♪♪ Whatever.

♪♪ [Growling]

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ You have to defeat it again.

♪♪ Well, I've defeated it

Twice. I have nothing more to

Prove.

♪♪ Yertle, you have to protect

Us!

♪♪ Well, you know, sometimes

The best defense is a good big

Fence. What do you say we start

Building one now?

♪♪ Yertle!

♪♪ You're right. Don't worry,

Everyone. I know exactly what

I've got to do.

I know what I gotta do! I

Gotta get out of here! Ungh!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ No!

The blag-bludder beast...got

Yertle.

♪♪ Oh, no! What are we going to

Do now?

♪♪ We must cover our eyes and

Hide!

♪♪ Yeah.

♪♪ No!

♪♪ No?

♪♪ What?

♪♪ Yertle was there for us, and

I'm going to save him. I'm not

Going to cover my eyes and hide

Anymore! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph...

♪♪ Well, come on, everybody!

Let's go!

♪♪ Let's do it.

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph...

♪♪ What a week I'm having!

♪♪ Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph...

♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ Look! The blag-bludder

Beast! Charge!

♪♪ Aaaahhhhh!

♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ What was that?

♪♪ It came from that way.

There are two of them!

♪♪ Look out!

♪♪ Whoa!

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ Yertle?

♪♪ Um--heh. Hi, everyone.

♪♪ What's going on?

♪♪ Yeah. Why were you dressed

Like that?

♪♪ This...this...oh, this?

Well, this is part of my

Disguise--part of my master

Plan to trap the bed and

Breakfast beast.

♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ Aah! Don't let him get me!

Don't let him get me!

♪♪ Oh, you're just a coward!

♪♪ How could you do this?

♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ Aah! Let's get out of here!

♪♪ Wait! If we run now, we'll

Never stop running.

♪♪ Sounds good to me.

♪♪ No! Thaddeus is right! Now

More than ever, it's up to us

To protect ourselves!

♪♪ No more hiding our eyes.

♪♪ This is where we make our

Stand.

Stand. ♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ [Screeching]

♪♪ Hey, everyone.

♪♪ Aah! It's awful! He's awful!

Help me, hide me! Hoo!

♪♪ Yertle, uncover your eyes.

♪♪ Hmm?

A bird? Ha ha ha ha! He's

A bird! Ha ha ha ha!

♪♪ Who are you?

♪♪ My name is rudellis

Valloquinox. But most people

Who don't speak latin call me

Rudy.

♪♪ What are you doing here?

♪♪ Well, I heard you guys

Singing a little while ago.

Sounded like a celebration. I

Came over to join in. Where's

The party?

♪♪ Ha ha! It's just a bird.

♪♪ Ha ha ha ha. Of all the

Ridiculous foolishness! It

Wasn't a monster after all. Ha

Ha ha ha! Oh, well, as I always

Say, all's well that ends well.

♪♪ Yertle!

♪♪ Hey, you guys, don't you

Look at me like that. I'm

Yertle the bra--aaaaaave!

What a week I'm having! Eeew!

♪♪ Now let's have a party!

♪♪ Hooray! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph!

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph! Troomph! Troomph...

Troomph! Troomph...

♪♪ Two things, I trust,

Are now crystal clear.

You need to use knowledge

To overcome fear.

And things are not always

As they appear.

♪♪ They're not?

♪♪ They're not?

♪♪ Nope. Looky here.

Heh, heh.

♪♪ How'd you do that?

♪♪ Very nicely, thank you.

Oh, and thank you. Hey, we've

Got to be getting back to the

Party. See you later. Ha ha!

Come on, cats!

Come on, cats! Troomph! Troomph! Troomph...

Troomph! Troomph! Troomph...