01x05 - The Guest

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♪♪ ♪ Skiddly ahh bop bow

Get upple on a wubble

Buzz into a bubble

Wubble on the double

And take your face

To a wubbulous place

Scuttle on a shuttle

Waddle in a puddle ♪

♪♪ Ow!

♪♪ ♪ Through the middle

Of a muddle

And dance your feet down

To wubbulous street

Flip, float, flop, and drop

Bottoms up down to the top

Insides, outsides

Here and on

When you get to the end

When you get to the end you go on and on ♪

You go on and on ♪

♪♪ Ooh!

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Ha ha ha ha ha!

♪♪ Ew!

♪♪ ♪ Scuttle on a shuttle

Waddle in a puddle

Through the middle

Of a muddle

And dance your feet down

To wubbulous street ♪

♪♪ Hello.

♪♪ ♪ Get upple on a wubble

Buzz into a bubble ♪

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ Tighten up, get loose.

♪♪ ♪ In the wubbulous world

In the wubbulous world

Of dr. Seuss ♪

♪♪ Yeah.

♪♪ Oh, hello, everyone. Welcome

To all. I've got a story to tell

That I like to call--

♪♪ Excuse me.

I got a big problem. My folks

Want to take me on vacation.

♪♪ Sounds great.

♪♪ Great? Not great. It's some

Place I never heard of, where

They spent

Their--yecch--honeymoon.

♪♪ Well, that's no fun for a

Kid. Hey, what's the name of

This place anyway?

♪♪ I don't know. Something like

Lake malloon.

♪♪ Oh! Of all the outra--did you

Say "lake malloon"?

♪♪ Yeah, I guess.

♪♪ Oh, lake malloon is a dream

Come true, larry, and they have

Everything there. It's all

Waiting for you. Hey, let me

Help you get ready, could i?

Come on. Ha ha ha!

♪ There's sailing,

There's rowing,

There's batting

And there's throwing,

And don't forget to pack

A pair of skis.

Take a snorkel for good measure,

If hiking is your pleasure,

You better take along

A pair of these,

There's a rocky rollercoaster,

It'll pop you from a toaster,

And trampolines

That bounce you into slime,

There's a doughnut pool

For dunking,

Caves to go spelunking,

Oh, you're bound to have

A real terrific time,

At beautiful lake malloon ♪

Good-bye, larry. So long, larry.

Lucky kid, he's going to lake

Malloon.

♪♪ ♪ Fishing starts at ,

There is tennis at ,

♪♪ And golfers yelling "fore!"

At and noon,

There are trampolines

And rowing,

♪♪ Sailing when the wind

Is blowing,

And it's always blowing

Here at lake malloon

♪♪ Lake malloon,

♪♪ Lake malloon,

Beautiful lake malloon,

Everyone's perfectly happy

In this perfectly happy place,

The beautiful, beautiful,

Beautiful lodge

Of beautiful lake malloon ♪

[Cheering]

♪♪ Welcome to the lodge at lake

Malloon, where the customer's

Always right. Uh, checking in?

♪♪ As a matter of fact, we are.

♪♪ Yep.

♪♪ That's why you'll find all of

Our luggage out in the trunk of

Our car. I'm morris nooly.

♪♪ I'm dolores nooly.

♪♪ And I'm, uh--

♪♪ Oh, dolores.

♪♪ Morris.

♪♪ Doh!

Hi, I'm larry nooly.

♪♪ Oh, then you must be the

Nooly family.

♪♪ Dad.

♪♪ I reserved the anniversary

Suite.

♪♪ Oh--oh, of course, and it's

Ready for you. Uh, you'll find

It on the seventh floor, uh,

Room .

♪♪ Oh, morris. The anniversary

Suite!

♪♪ Well, dolores, it was the

Least I could do. It is our

Anniversary, you know.

♪♪ Oh! It's been years, but

It feels like mere moments. You

Held me in your arms and we

Danced the night away.

Whoo!

♪♪ Mom!

♪♪ Mom! Dad.

Dad.

Maybe this is not such a bad

Maybe this is not such a bad place after all.

Place after all.

♪♪ I love working here. Nothing

Bad could ever happen at this

Bad could ever happen at this place.

Place.

[Chattering]

♪♪ Beautiful lake malloon.

♪♪ ♪ Lake malloon,

♪♪ Lake malloon,

♪♪ Beautiful lake malloon,

♪♪ Everyone's perfectly happy

In this perfectly happy place,

The beautiful,

♪♪ Beautiful,

♪♪ Beautiful

♪♪ Lodge

Of beautiful lake malloon,

♪♪ Beautiful lake...

♪♪ I hate

Malloon ♪

Everyone's perfectly happy in

This perfectly happy place.

Blech.

We'll put a stop to that.

Max.

♪♪ Woof!

♪♪ We're going on vacation.

♪♪ We're going on vacation. [Max barking]

[Max barking]

♪♪ Dad, the rollercoaster was

Incredible. And the frozen floom

Slide and the furry go round.

Oh, boy, dad, you wanna go on

The jelly trampolines with me

Tomorrow? Huh, dad? Dad?

♪♪ Oh, dolores.

♪♪ Oh, morris.

♪♪ Hey, hey, mom, dad. The show

Is about to start. Look.

♪♪ Ladies and gentlemen, you

Loved them in such movies as

"Penny wise and pound foolish,"

"Pardon my wubble," and "the

Road to solisoloo." Fox and

Knox.

♪♪ Fox and knox?

♪♪ ♪ We are fox and knox

Thank you, thank you, oh, boy.

Not gonna hurt you.

Thank you. Folks, it's a

Pleasure to be here, right?

♪♪ ♪ Beautiful,

♪♪ Beautiful,

♪♪ Beautiful lodge

Of beautiful lake malloon ♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah. That was beautiful.

♪♪ Hey, before we do our famous

"Who's got the goggles"

Routine...

♪♪ Wow, huh?

♪♪ Well, we'd like to tell you

Why we both love coming back to

Lake malloon...

♪♪ Year after year...

♪♪ Season after season...

♪♪ Night after night...

♪♪ We'll tell you the reason.

♪♪ Happy faces at every table.

♪♪ Happy faces at every table. [Cheering]

[Cheering]

♪♪ Oh, folks, that's the one

Thing we can always count on

Here at lake malloon. Mr. Knox.

♪♪ Hmm?

♪♪ Have you seen my goggles,

Huh?

♪♪ Yeah, yeah! Fox and knox in

Person. Unbelievable!

♪♪ Oh, you're beautiful. Mwah.

♪♪ Oh, you're beautiful. Mwah. Love you. Love you all.

Love you. Love you all.

[Elephant talking indistinctly]

[Ding]

♪♪ Oh! Welcome to beautiful lake

Ma--ohh!

[Stammering]

Please sign the register

And enjoy your stay,

And enjoy your stay, m-mr. G-gr--ohh!

M-mr. G-gr--ohh!

♪♪ But for the last time, I

Haven't seen your goggles.

♪♪ Goggles? Did I say goggles?

I was looking for my...

♪♪ Trombone.

♪♪ Right.

♪♪ Right. [All laughing]

[All laughing]

♪♪ Thank you, thank you.

♪♪ Aw, you know, folks, you are

Such a great audience. And I

Gotta tell you, a funny thing

Happened to me on the way to the

Show tonight--

♪♪ That's more than what's

Happening on stage.

[Laughing maniacally]

♪♪ Uh, yes, well, say, mr. Fox,

Uh, why did the chicken cross

The road?

♪♪ To get away from your act.

[Laughing]

♪♪ Uh, sir? What are you trying

To do?

♪♪ What are you trying to do?

♪♪ We're the comedians.

♪♪ Ha ha ha.

Now that's the only funny thing

You've said all evening.

[Band starts playing]

[Band starts playing] ♪♪ good night, everybody.

♪♪ Good night, everybody.

[Indistinct chatter]

♪♪ Come along. Oh, that

Terrible...

[Indistinct]

♪♪ Dad, the people--

Mom? Dad?

♪♪ Well, I've still got it, eh,

Max?

[Laughing]

Well, come along. There's still

Well, come along. There's still a few more guests left.

A few more guests left.

♪♪ Oh, dolores.

♪♪ Oh, morris.

♪♪ Oh, morris. ♪♪ Oh, boy.

♪♪ Oh, boy.

♪♪ Whee!

♪♪ Yoo-hoo!

♪♪ Whoa!

♪♪ Whoa! [Laughing]

[Laughing]

♪♪ Hey, a whirly giggle. Now,

That's for me, huh?

♪♪ Oh, boy.

♪♪ Excuse me, mr. Elephant. You

Don't mind taking my dog for a

Walk, do you? He needs his

Exercise.

♪♪ Uh, well, I'm a little busy.

♪♪ Oh, tut, tut, tut! I'd be

Happy to take care of these

Controls for you.

♪♪ Uh, but, well, the customer

Is always right. So long, boys.

[Screaming]

[Grinch laughs evilly]

[Warning alarm sounds]

[Warning alarm sounds] [children screaming]

[Children screaming]

[Children screaming] [laughing evilly]

[Laughing evilly]

♪♪ Oh, is it over?

♪♪ I feel sick.

[Crash]

♪♪ I don't think I want to go on

This ride anymore. Hmm.

[Sighs]

♪♪ We're out of here.

♪♪ It was supposed to be so

Nice, george.

♪♪ Not satisfied.

♪♪ Well, now, let me see.

♪♪ Hey, uh, what's up?

I'm larry.

♪♪ Oh, I'm daisy. You want to

Play outside?

♪♪ Oh, yeah, sure.

But I gotta warn you. There's

This grumpy guy out there who's

Ruining everything.

♪♪ Oh, well, let's play in here

Then.

♪♪ That's a good idea. Come on.

♪♪ See you, mama.

♪♪ Have fun, children.

♪♪ Ahem.

♪♪ Ooh.

♪♪ I seem to have misplaced my

Swarm of singing, stinging

Zingers from south gadeen. Er--

[Woman screaming]

I think I've found them.

[Woman screaming]

[Woman screaming] ♪♪ ohh!

♪♪ Ohh!

♪♪ Ohh! Shoo!

Shoo!

Shoo!

♪♪ Mom!

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ This way, mom. Come on.

This way.

♪♪ Sorry you had to cut your

Trip short, mrs. Casaba.

[Woman talking indistinctly]

♪♪ Oh, yes, I know what you

Mean, but don't worry. The

Swelling should go down in a few

Months.

[Woman talking indistinctly]

♪♪ Mm-hmm, yeah.

♪♪ Mm-hmm, yeah. Yes, this way, mom. This way.

Yes, this way, mom. This way.

♪♪ Hi, horton. How's it going?

♪♪ Terrible. I had to let the

Rest of the staff go.

♪♪ Oh, boy. How did they take

It?

[Laughing]

♪♪ Surprisingly well.

♪♪ Well, at least you have your

Star entertainers fox and knox,

Huh?

♪♪ Come on, [indistinct].

You'll get the bill from our

Agent. Good night, everybody.

Now, where's the car?

[Talking indistinctly]

♪♪ Horton, don't you see? That

Grumpy guy is spoiling

Everything.

♪♪ Yeah, but he is a customer

And the customer is always

Right.

♪♪ But I'm a customer, too, and

I wanna have some fun.

[Horton sighs]

♪♪ You have a point. Well, we

Still have our lake malloon

Rollercoaster. Now, that's fun.

Rollercoaster. Now, that's fun. [Rumbling]

[Rumbling]

♪♪ Aah!

[Crash]

♪♪ Ha ha ha!

♪♪ Oh!

Well, it used to be fun.

Well, it used to be fun. [Crash]

[Crash]

Uh, please come again next year.

♪♪ Hmph. Yeah, right.

♪♪ T-tell all your friends but

Don't tell 'em about mr. Grinch.

Don't tell 'em about mr. Grinch. Oh, well, that's everybody.

Oh, well, that's everybody.

Almost everybody.

♪♪ Oh, morris.

♪♪ Oh, dolores. I could spend

Eternity here with you at...

♪♪ ♪ The beautiful...

♪♪ Beautiful...

♪♪ Beautiful lodge

Of beautiful lake malloon ♪

♪♪ Mom? Dad? Doh!

They're still reliving their

Honeymoon.

♪♪ Ohh.

♪♪ And that leaves me here all

Alone.

[Gasps]

♪♪ I've tried every trick up my

Wrinkled old sleeve. When are

You and your parents going to

Leave?

♪♪ Well, what's it to you?

♪♪ I'm serving you notice, a w*r

Has begun, and you've lost it

Already. You're not having fun.

[Laughing maniacally]

♪♪ Well, mr. Grinch, you're

Bigger than me.

♪♪ And louder and smarter.

♪♪ B-but I disagree.

The battle you're waging, you

Haven't yet won, 'cause I'm

Lawrence j. Nooly, and I'm here

To have fun.

[Max slurps]

[Max slurps] ♪♪ max!

♪♪ Max!

♪♪ Oh, hi. I thought I could use

A little vacation myself. Keep

Going, boys. Next stop lake

Malloon. Ha!

[Telephone rings]

♪♪ Phone.

♪♪ Hello?

Whoa, hello, larry. Hey, it's

Larry. Uh-huh. He did what? Oh,

Well, listen. Whatever happens,

Just hold on tight and don't let

Go. I'm sorry, you're

Break--don't let go, I said.

Don't let go. I shouldn't have

Said that.

Aah!

Aah! ♪♪ Good-bye. He's on his way.

♪♪ Good-bye. He's on his way.

♪♪ Mr. Grinch really said that?

♪♪ Yep.

♪♪ What did you say?

♪♪ I told him lawrence j. Nooly

Is here to have fun, grinch or

No grinch.

♪♪ That's the spirit.

♪♪ Thanks.

♪♪ Let's have some good

♪♪ Let's have some good old-fashioned trampoline fun!

Old-fashioned trampoline fun!

Oh!

[Crash]

[Crash] [laughing evilly]

[Laughing evilly]

♪♪ I'd call the hotel doctor but

He left, too.

Ee-ouch.

[Sighs]

♪♪ This is great, horton. I'm

Finally having fun. Ha ha!

How you doing?

How you doing? ♪♪ Now, max.

♪♪ Now, max.

♪♪ Aah!

[Splash]

[Splash] [laughing maniacally]

[Laughing maniacally]

♪♪ Horton, help.

♪♪ Grab on.

♪♪ Ok. , , .

Unh!

♪♪ So, he ruined your water

Skiing. So what? We've still got

A whole day of boating fun.

♪♪ Yeah, yeah, I guess you're

Right.

♪♪ And what a perfect day. The

Sun in the sky, the breeze in

The trees.

♪♪ And the distant sound of a

Pump draining the lake.

♪♪ A pump draining the lake?!

♪♪ Oh, no.

What a bunch of thirsty-looking

What a bunch of thirsty-looking fish.

Fish.

♪♪ Oh, morris.

♪♪ Oh, dolores.

♪♪ Um, mom, dad, snap out of it!

Come on! He drained the lake. He

Dismantled the rollercoaster. He

Cut holes in the trampoline.

Please, help me.

♪♪ Oh, morris.

♪♪ Oh, dolores.

♪♪ Oh, brother.

Um, um, horton? Any suggestions?

♪♪ Well, you could always watch

Tv.

♪♪ Um, ok.

[Humming]

Unh!

♪♪ We interrupt this broadcast

Of "the all-new elmo-aardvark

Comedy hour" to bring you the

Following message.

♪♪ Hello, kiddies.

Ha ha!

Or should I say "kiddie"?

Welcome to my new show. It's

Called "get out of this hotel

And leave me alone, you rotten

Family"!

♪♪ No. Aw, grr.

♪♪ And in the local news today,

Larry nooly didn't

Have a very good time. Boo-hoo,

Boo-hoo. Poor larry. Larry

Should go home.

♪♪ Go? No. Grr.

♪♪ This is gtv, grinch

Television. All grinch, all the

Time. And here's a rotten little

Tune. It has a lousy b*at and

You can't dance to it. We're

Hoping it'll cause you to get

Out of town. It's called "get

Out of town."

♪Get out of my hair,

♪♪ Get out,

♪♪ Get out of town,

♪♪ Get out,

♪♪ Get out of my face,

♪♪ Get out,

♪♪ Get out of my place,

♪♪ Get out, out, out, out,

♪♪ Make like a tree,

You can leave,

Be like a banana,

You can split,

Go on, take off,

Scram, get,

Get up,

Go on now and spit,

♪♪ This place would be

So pleasant

If you weren't so present,

So pick any route,

Get yourself out and scoot,

♪♪ Hey, get out, get out

Get out of town,

Hey, get out, get out

Get out of town,

Hey, get out, get out,

Get out of town,

Hey, get out, get out,

Get out of town,

Get out of my hair

♪♪ Get out,

♪♪ Get out of town,

♪♪ Get out,

♪♪ Get out of my face,

♪♪ Get out,

♪♪ Get out of my place,

♪♪ Get out of my place,

♪♪ Hey, get out, get out

Get out of town,

Hey, get out, get out

Get out of town,

Hey, get out, get out,

Get out of town,

Hey, get out, get out,

Get out of town,

The only one here,

Let me make this clear,

The only one here should be me ♪

[Glass breaking]

Boo.

♪♪ Ohh!

[Panting]

♪♪ This hotel isn't big enough

For the of us.

♪♪ Oh, yeah? Well, that goes

Double for me.

♪♪ Actually, we have

Vacancies, so we have plenty of

Room. I think the phone is--

♪♪ You'll never get the best of

Me. You and your parents are

Just too, too nice, and if

There's one thing I hate, it's

There's one thing I hate, it's nice. Blech.

Nice. Blech.

♪♪ This means w*r, horton.

♪♪ What are you gonna do? You

Heard what he said. You're too

Nice to out grinch the grinch.

♪♪ Yeah, I know.

Hey, wait a minute. That grinch

Doesn't know how nice I can be,

Huh?

♪♪ Hmm?

♪♪ Hmm?

♪♪ Hmm? ♪♪ Ahh.

♪♪ Ahh.

♪♪ Ahh. [Humming]

[Humming]

♪♪ Fruit basket for mr. Grinch

From the nooly family.

From the nooly family. [Giggling]

[Giggling]

♪♪ I hate fruit.

I hate baskets.

I hate the preposition "from"

And I hate the nooly family.

And I hate the nooly family. [Horton grunts]

[Horton grunts]

[Horton grunts] not necessarily in that order.

Not necessarily in that order.

[Max sniffs]

♪♪ Oh!

♪♪ Oh! [Giggling]

[Giggling]

♪♪ Ahh.

♪♪ Singing telegram for mr.

Grinch.

♪♪ A singing telegram for me?

♪♪ Ahem.

♪Larry nooly sent this note,

Guess it goes to show ya,

Even though he's waging w*r,

He's really glad to know ya ♪

♪♪ Grr.

♪♪ Grr. Blech.

Blech.

♪♪ But wait, wait, there's more.

♪ You're a great guy,

Mr. Grinch,

There is no one like ya... ♪

There is no one like ya... ♪ ♪♪ Woof!

♪♪ Woof!

♪♪ Phew. Well, is our plan

Working?

♪♪ I don't think so. He's still

Here.

♪♪ Well, that leaves us no

Choice. We must take drastic

Measures.

[Horton gasps]

♪♪ You mean?

♪♪ Yes, call in the

Reinforcements. It's time for

Reinforcements. It's time for operation: good riddance.

Operation: good riddance.

Operation: good riddance. [Bubbling]

[Bubbling]

♪♪ I hope this works.

♪♪ I hope this works. ♪♪ Gentlemen, let's do it.

♪♪ Gentlemen, let's do it.

♪♪ I hate them.

I like them not.

I hate them.

I like them not.

♪♪ Excuse me, mr. Grinch, uh,

But lunch may be late today.

There seems to be a buildup of

Sludge in the dining room.

♪♪ A sludge buildup? Ooh. How

Delightful. I must see it at

Once.

Once. ♪♪ Hmm. Ahem.

♪♪ Hmm. Ahem.

♪♪ Max.

♪♪ Max. ♪♪ Woof! Woof! Woof!

♪♪ Woof! Woof! Woof!

♪♪ Surprise!

[Horton trumpets]

[Horton trumpets] [all laughing]

[All laughing]

♪♪ What?

♪♪ ♪For

He's a jolly good grinchy,

For he's a jolly good grinchy,

For he's a jolly good grinchy ♪

♪♪ This is preposterous!

♪♪ Take it, horton!

♪♪ ♪ And the customer's

Always right ♪

♪♪ Yeah!

♪♪ No one's ever thrown a

Surprise party for me before.

Nobody's ever done...

[Sniffs]

Anything nice for me before.

[Sniffing]

♪♪ Woof!

♪♪ Yeah, but this is your first

Time at...

♪♪ ♪ Lake malloon,

Lake malloon,

Beautiful lake malloon,

Everyone's perfectly happy

In this perfectly happy place,

The beautiful, beautiful,

Beautiful lodge

Beautiful lodge of beautiful lake malloon ♪

Of beautiful lake malloon ♪

[Grunting]

[Grunting] ♪♪ aw.

♪♪ Aw.

[Larry sighs]

[Larry sighs] [max barks]

[Max barks]

[Max barks] ♪♪ hmm? Aw.

♪♪ Hmm? Aw.

♪♪ Hmm? Aw. ♪♪ Ya!

♪♪ Ya!

[Max barking]

♪♪ Oh, morris.

♪♪ Dolores.

♪♪ ♪ Lake malloon,

Lake malloon,

♪♪ The beautiful,

Beautiful,

Beautiful lodge-- ♪

♪♪ Rawr!

♪♪ Whee!

[Max barking]

[Max barking] ♪♪ yeah, we're going home, max.

♪♪ Yeah, we're going home, max.

♪♪ Yeah, we're going home, max. [Chattering]

[Chattering]

♪♪ Careful.

Well, looks like things are back

To normal.

♪♪ Um, I feel kinda bad about

The grinch leaving, though.

♪♪ Because he can't stand the

Idea of having a good time?

♪♪ No, because he took our

Towels.

[Ding]

[Laughing]

♪♪ Well, at least I can start

Having some actual fun.

♪♪ Oh, morris, you've made me

The happiest person in the

World.

♪♪ Oh, dolores, you made me the

Happiest person in the world.

♪♪ Oh, no, no, morris. You've

Made me happier.

♪♪ Oh, honey, I believe it is I

Who am happier.

♪♪ Oh, no, morris. I'm happier.

♪♪ I'm happier.

♪♪ Larry, pack your bags. We are

Now leaving.

♪♪ What?

But, mom. Parents. Go figure.

Well, horton, see you next year?

♪♪ Of course.

♪♪ Coming, mom. Coming, dad.

♪♪ Bye-bye.

♪♪ Whoo-hoo!

♪♪ The only way to fly.

♪♪ Checking in?

♪♪ Why, yes. Yes, I am.

At the...

♪♪ ♪The beautiful,

Beautiful,

Beautiful lodge

Beautiful lodge of beautiful lake malloon ♪

Of beautiful lake malloon ♪