03x08 - One Day at Horrorland

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[ Wind Whistling ]

[ Man ]
Viewer beware.

You're in for a scare.

Goosebumps.

[ Seagulls Squawking ]

[ Girl ]
Where are we? Dad, are we lost?

- [ Man ] No. No, we're not lost.
- [ Woman Sighs ]

[ Woman ] Let's find a gas station
and ask for directions.

Honey, I don't do that.

I'm getting hungry.
Are we almost there yet?

Luke, now, you know the rules.
Don't keep asking me, "Are we there yet?"

Because you'll know we're there
when we're there.

It's boiling back here.

Well, if your father would
have had the car fixed,

we might have air conditioning
that worked.

Hmm.

[ Sighs ]
Great vacation.

I don't understand it.
Zoo Gardens should be right here.

It's probably one of those zoos
where all they have is sheep anyway.

No, it's not.
It sounded cool.

Would you please ask for directions?

- It should be right here on the map.
- Let's find a gas station.

- A gas station? I don't even see a road.
- [ Sighs ]

You guys, don't start arguing.

I wanna see Zoo Gardens.
You promised.

You're right. You're right.

We did promise, and your mother and I
are not gonna let you two kids down.

If Zoo Gardens is out there,
we're gonna find it.

- [ Gasps ]
- [ Flames Roaring ]

- Look out! [ Shouting, Indistinct ]
- [ Girl Screams ]

[ Mom Continues Shouting,
Whimpering ]

Lock the doors!

Look. "Welcome to Horrorland.
Drive forward if you dare"?

- Well, what's Horrorland?
- It's an amusement park, what else?

I bet the rides are really scary.
Let's go. Can we?

I don't know.
What if it isn't safe?

- We'll be safe.
- I thought you wanted to see Zoo Gardens.

Who wants to look
at a bunch of stupid sheep?

Well, it's better than sitting in the
car arguing all day. Let's check it out.

[ Together ]
Yeah!

[ Dad ] I-I think this will be great.
The kids'll love it.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Growling ]

[ Engine Stops ]

- All right then. Are we all excited?
Let's go. - [ Boy ] Yeah!

[ Girl ]
Yeah! Come on, Luke. Go.

- [ Girl Laugh ]
- Cool!

[ Dad ] Well, I think it looks like fun.
Kids can, uh,

go on a couple of rides while
we ask where Zoo Gardens is.

- I don't know.
- What could happen? It's an amusement park.

- [ Dad ] You ready, kids?
- [ Children ] Yeah!

[ Beeping ]

Hey, Luke, wait up.

"The Horrorland horrors
welcome you to Horrorland"?

What's a horror?

Hello?

Hello?

Maybe they're closed.

[ Family Gasps ]

Welcome to Horrorland.

What a great costume.

- Yeah, pretty scary looking.
- Thank you.

- Um--
- No, please.

You're our guests today.
Admission is free.

Really?

Well, that's-- that's great.

Enjoy Horrorland.

Have a scary day.

Okay. This way?

[ Gasps ]
Oh, my gosh!

Oh, hello.
Uh, first time at Horrorland?

Stay off the guillotine ride.
Sharp turns.

No talking.
You know the rules.

Uh, sorry.
Don't listen to her.

She always likes to stick her
neck out where it doesn't belong.

- [ Dad ] Great.
- Good day.

- What are you doing?
- You told me I could talk to strangers.

- That was a bit much.
- I think it's great.

- [ Motor Whirring ]
- [ Dad ] Go ahead, kids. Have fun.

You know, those effects
are really great.

[ Girl Laughing ]

- The Vampire Village. Cool!
- I want to go to the House of Mirrors.

[ Dad ] Look. I want you two to have
a good time, but stay together.

Luke, you listen to your sister.

- Is that clear?
- Yes, Dad.

- You're letting them go off on their own?
- Of course. You worry too much.

[ Mom Sighs ]
Well, maybe this'll be okay.

It'll be fine. Trust me.

Now, your mother and I will meet
you right back here in one hour.

- Okay.
- Understood?

- Bye, Dad.
- [ Mom ] Bye.

What?

[ Creature Huffing, Jabbering ]

- Man, I didn't think we ever'd
get to have fun today. - I know.

[ Howling In Distance ]

[ Both Laughing ]

- [ Laughs ]
- [ Laughs ]

[ Child Sobbing ]

[ Whimpering ]
Mommy!

- Don't worry, sweetheart.
It's just a ride. - [ Sobbing ]

Wow.
The rides must be pretty scary.

I hope the rides aren't too scary.
[ Yelps ]

Ooh!
Get out while you still can!

You scared him.
That wasn't very nice.

You shouldn't be here!
It's not safe.

Get out! Get out!

Wait!
What do you mean?

Wow. They really try to
scare you in this place.

Yeah.

- H-He-- He was kidding, wasn't he?
- Sure hope so.

Well, that's what this...
wh-whole place is about, right?

M-Making you feel scared.

Yeah.
Yeah, for once, you're right.

- Come on. Let's go on a ride.
- Okay.

This one's locked.

Ah, welcome.
Welcome to the House of Mirrors.

Please enter.
Come on. Come on.

[ Chuckles ]

But reflect before you enter.

No one may ever see you again.

- [ Laughs ] Come on.
- Is it scary?

[ Growls ]
Enter.

[ Laughing ]

[ Luke Giggling, Jabbering ]

[ Continues Jabbering ]

- Come on. Bet I can get
through it before you! - Luke.

Luke, wait up.
Luke, don't get too far ahead.

Luke?

Luke?

Luke?

Lizzy, try and find me!

Ah, you're in here.

Luke, where are you?

- Luke?
- Lizzy, I'm lost.

Luke, just stay there.
I'm coming.

Lizzy?

- Lizzy, I'm lost.
- Just calm down. I'm coming.

- Just stay where you are.
- Lizzy, where are you?

- Lizzy?
- Hello? Can anybody hear me?

Lizzy?

Hello?
Is anybody there?

- [ Snarls ]
- Is anybody there?

[ Cackling ]

What's happening?

Where's my reflection?

[ Cackling ]

[ Screaming ]

- [ Creature Snarls In Distance ]
- [ Lizzy Screams ]

- Did you hear that?
- What?

- I thought I heard a scream.
- Peggy, it's Horrorland.

- What do you expect?
- [ Quietly ] I know.

Can anybody hear me?

- Where is everyone?
- I don't know, dear.

Let's try over here.

Hello?

- [ Both Gasp ]
- Hi, there, folks. Ya look mighty thirsty.

How would you like
a nice monster punch?

Well, uh-- Ah, all righty then.
Two monster punches.

Two monster punches
comin' right up.

- [ Laughing ]
- Yeah. [ Clears Throat ]

[ Rumbling ]

Somebody help me, please!

[ Muttering, Chuckling ]

[ Humming, Chuckling ]

- [ Rumbling Continues ]
- Somebody please help me!

[ Humming, Kisses ]

[ Continues Chuckling, Muttering ]

Somebody please!

Would you like anything
to eat with that?

- [ Exhales ]
- Um, no, I think we'll just--

We'll s-stick with the,
uh-- the punches, thanks.

Please make it stop!

- Do you happen to know where
Zoo Gardens is? - Never heard of it.

- Can you tell me where the phones are?
- [ Laughs ] Phones?

Ain't no phones in Horrorland.

Somebody help me!

- Honey, let's find the kids. I want to
get out of here. - Kids? You got kids?

Somebody please help me!

- Wha-- Where are they? Huh?
- They, uh, just went off on the rides.

- Really. [ Chuckles ]
- Why? Is there something wrong?

Well, n-no.
It's just that parents...

don't usually let their kids
go runnin' around Horrorland.

Make it stop!

[ Laughing ]
I'm sure they'll be just fine.

Please!
Somebody help me, please!

[ Screaming ]

- Let's go.
- [ Chuckling ]

[ Screaming ]

- Don't touch me.
- Did you enjoy the House of Mirrors?

- It's one of our most popular rides.
- Have you seen my brother?

He went inside before me,
and I can't find him anywhere.

[ Luke ]
That was the best!

- Luke, you're okay?
- Of course I'm okay.

- Let's go on it again!
- I pass.

- This place is awesome! Let's go
on another ride. - Are you crazy?

- They tried to crush me. That
makes it too scary. - One more ride?

- I don't want to.
- Oh, come on, Lizzy.

- Or I'll tell Alan Markowitz
you think he's cute. - Go ahead.

And that you wrote "Mrs. Lizzy Markowitz"


- You better not.
- One more ride?

- Fine.
- The coffin ride sounds cool.

I don't know.

I'm not ready to get into a coffin.

Aw, come on! Maybe it ends with a
big drop into a waterfall or something.

- Let's go!
- [ Sighs ]

Come on, Lizzy.
Hurry up!

[ Mom Sighs ]

Where are they? They should
have been here 10 minutes ago.

- Just relax. They'll be here any minute.
- [ Girl Sobbing ]

- [ Creature ] This is the best ride.
- [ Man ] We've seen enough.

- [ Creature ♪2 ] Step this way.
- [ Child Screaming ]

- Honey, come here.
- What?

A family just went in there,
and they didn't look too happy.

- So?
- I mean, it--

it was almost like
they were prisoners.

I'll check it out.

[ Child Yelps ]

[ Audience Applauding, Cheering ]

Honey, I think you're getting
a little paranoid.

Maybe. I just wanna find
our kids and get out of here.

Okay, okay.
Just-Just take it easy.

- [ Luke ] This is really cool!
- [ Lizzy ] I don't like it.

[ Creature Chuckling ]

[ Straining ]
Arr. Here we go.

[ Strains ]
Y-Y-Yo! Ah.

Lay back and enjoy the ride.

It may be your last.
[ Cackling ]

Bye-bye.
[ Continues Cackling ]

This is kind of relaxing.

It's boring, if you ask me.

[ Motor Whirring ]

[ Coughs ]
Hey, open up.

- Hey, open up!
- [ Knocking On Lid ]

Okay. Calm down, Lizzy.
It's just a ride.

The lid'll be open soon.
It'll all be over.

How you doing, Liz?

Deep breaths. One, two--

Get me out of here!

- [ Lizzy ] Open up!
- [ Giggling ]

- [ Continues Giggling ]
- [ Bangs ]

- How are you doing?
- Get me out of here!

Oh, Lizzy, it's just a ride.

[ Gasps, Shouts ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Whimpering, Breathing Heavily ]

No spider.

Thank you for taking Coffin Cruises.
Step to the left, please.

- That was really gross. - No kidding.
Why'd you let me go on that thing?

Let's get outta here!

[ Chuckling ]

My legs are still itching. I wonder
how they did that spider effect.

I don't care. I just wish I was
in Zoo Gardens watching sheep.

- [ Motor Whirring ]
- [ Lizzy ] Come on.

Yeah, it's this way.

[ Creature Chuckling, Chuckling ]

There's no one around.
Are you sure this is the right way?

- [ Animal Squealing, Grunting ]
- Who's there?

Who's there?

This doesn't look right. Come on.
It's gotta be around this way.

I feel like someone's watching us.

Come on.

[ Creature Breathing Heavily ]

[ Grunting, Chuckling ]

[ Gasps ]
Dad!

It's all right. It's all right.

Listen, kids, we're leaving. There's
something not quite right about this place.

I know. It's like this place
is for real or something.

Talk about this in the car.

- I just want us out of here right now.
- All right. Let's go.

[ Creature Huffing, Growling ]

- You go that way, and we'll follow them.
- [ Animal Grunting ]

Luke. Luke, come on.
Let's stay together.

- Is this the way we came in?
- It looks like it.

It's gotta be. I can see
the parking lot from here.

- We're locked in.
- Oh.

Guys, look at this:
"No exit"?

"No one leaves Horrorland alive"?

"No one leaves Horrorland alive."

- What is that, some-- some kind of joke?
- It's gotta be a joke.

- We should find the manager.
- They have to let us out of here, right?

- Of course they do.
- [ Rattles ]

That's not gonna do any good.
Go find the manager. Come on.

If you ask me,
there's a lawsuit here!

- I-I wanna go home.
- Hello!

We should have gone to Zoo Gardens.

- Hello, is anybody working here?
- There's gotta be someone around.

- [ Grunts ] Leaving so soon?
- [ Mom ] Oh!

[ Creature Snorting ]
You haven't gone on all the rides!

[ Mom Whimpering, Gasps ]

- We want you to stay.
- [ Screeching ]