03x16 - att*ck of the Fifty-Foot Webby

[bunniefuu]

"Life is like
a hurricane"

"Here in duckburg"

"Race cars, lasers,
aeroplanes"

"It's a duck blur"

"Might solve a mystery"

"Or rewrite history"

"Duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Every day they're
out there making"

"Duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Tales of derring-do"

"Bad and good
luck tales"

"D-d-d-danger"

"Watch behind you"

"There's a stranger
out to find you"

"What to do? Just grab
onto some duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Every day they're
out there making"

"Duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Tales of derring-do"

"Bad and good
luck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Not ponytails"

"Or cottontails"

"No, duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

Bubba, it's your turn
to be it.

Start counting.



Uh, 2...

Uh...



He'll never find us
up here.

Ready or not,
bubba coming.

Peekabubba.

Either bubba's
part bloodhound,

Or we got to take
more baths.

Achoo!

Achoo!

Webba!

It's about time
somebody found me.

We didn't know
you were playing.

You mean nobody
was looking for me?

Sorry.
- Sorry. - Sorry.

No one ever pays
attention to me,

Never ever.

That's not true.

Here you go,
gents.

Four fruit fizzies.

What about me?

Why, miss webbigail,
I didn't notice you.

See?

Bubba, lads! Hurry!

I've got something
to show you.

Now even uncle scrooge
is overlooking me.

According to
today's paper,

The infamous
long-tailed gorilla

Has been sighted
in africa.

It's close to extinction.

It would be perfect
for my latest enterprise...

Mcduck's drive-through
safari land.

They'd come to gape
at this ape.

Can you catch it?

I have a secret w*apon...
Bubba's beak.

If anyone can sniff
that simian, it's you.

Bubba's nose knows.

Can we go, too?

We know lots about
monkeying around.

Come aboard, lads.

That includes me,
too, right?

Webbigail? I didn't
realize you're here.

It's the story
of my life.

I don't think so.

It's dangerous
for a lass like you.

But, uncle scrooge!

Boys, let's pack

Before someone else
gets that gorilla.

Ooh...
I hate being little.

If the boys were told
they couldn't go,

They'd figure out
a way they could.

So will i.

[Nnrrr]

We're too happy,
happy jack.

Our paychecks
bounced higher

Than the trampolini
brothers.

I'm out of moustache wax.

We want our money.

Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!

Let's not get
all riled up, kids.

I've had lots of unexpected
expenses lately.

The price of peanuts
ain't peanuts.

If you could give me
another couple weeks...

Forget it, jack,
we quit.

Yeah!
- Good riddance!

Now, wait!
You can't!

[Man's voice]
don't call us,

[Woman's voice]
we'll call you.

What I need
is a new attraction,

Something
to put circus barkas

Back in the spotlight,

Something like...

What's this?

"Scrooge goes ape
over ape."

Hmm... This long-tailed
gorilla

Could be my long-awaited
meal ticket.

To b*at scrooge
to the punch,

I'll need muscle.

Where's the popcorn?

Where's the peanuts?

Where's
the candied apples?

Well, the beagle boys.

Say, what kind of circus
is this?

I'm afraid
it's the closed kind.

It's too bad.

We promised him
a cultural event.

I got an offer that's
a circus in itself.

It involves
monkey business

With your old friend
scrooge.

Yeah? What's in it
for us?

Nice pocket change

And all the cotton
candy you could eat.

I don't know.

We'll take it!
We'll take it!

Hurry up, lads.

The long-tailed gorilla
was last spotted

In the jungle ahead.

Boy. It sure looks
spooky out there.

Yeah.

Stay close, lads.

Don't get lost
under these leaves.

Just want I wanted
to hear.

That's it, bubba.
Keep sniffing.

He'll pick up the scent
any second.

Ruff! Ruff!

No, the gorilla's
scent.

Oh, yeah...

I hope he finds it
soon.

You never know
what to expect here.

Aah!

Aah!

Webbigail!

I saw a dragonfly
as big as a dragon!

Everything seems big

To someone little
like you.

It was bigger than...
This!

You still
haven't told us

What you're
doing here.

I won't be
any trouble.

I brought
everything I need...

My quackipatch doll,
hair ribbons,

And a canteen
of cocoa.

You won't even know
I'm around,

Not that anybody
ever does.

He's found a track.

Stay close, webbigail.

Ha, we'll all
stay close, mcduck.

Come on, boys.

Whoa! Banana!

That gorilla must
have just left.

He sure was hungry.

Let's he's full
when we see him.

Get your nets,
lads.

Gee, do we have
to trap it?

I bet he'd go with us
if we asked politely.

Get ready, boys.
We're taking over.

Hey, hey,
we're the monkeys.

Do you hear
something?

[Grrr]

[Oof oof]

[Grrr]

Aah!

Say banana.

Aah!

Run for your lives!

Help!

Leave me alone,
you bad baboon.

Whoops!

Thanks...

I hope.

N-n-nice
g-g-gorilla.

Hey!

You must be the
long-tailed gorilla.

[Ooh ooh aah ooh]

[Ha ha ha ha]

My uncle's been looking
all over for you.

Now we'll have
to find him.

I thought we'd never

Get those monkeys
off our back.

Boys! Where's webby?

Webba go bye-bye.

Tear me tartan,
webby was right.

We don't pay attention
to her.

Who knows what horror

That poor defenseless
child's facing?

Have another cup of cocoa, mr.
Fuzzy.

Want to rock
my dolly to sleep?

Uh-huh.

That tail makes you
look more like a monkey

Than a gorilla.

See? It looks
exactly like you.

Maybe you're just
a monkey who got big.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

But how?

Something tells me
I'm going to find out.

Wow! Everything's
huge around here!

Wackarooni!

He's as big as
that dragonfly I saw.

You mean this water
made you big?

Uh-huh.

Yummy,
yummy!

Ho ho ho!

I'm making a civilized
banana split.

My meal ticket!
After him!

Ooh!
The beagle boys!

Aha!

I got him!

Whoa!

Hold that line!

Hey!

What's going on?

Ow!

Ooh!

Gee, grammy said
I'd have growth spurts,

But nothing like this.

Webby!
- Webby! - Webby!

Bubba find tracks.

Who do they
belong to?

Ooh... Biga bugas.

Did anyone think
to bring insect repellent?

Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!

Just what we need...
An earthquake!

Uncle scrooge!

Uncle scrooge!

Webby?

How'd you get
so big?

Something in the water.

Neato! What water?

I don't remember.

I was afraid
you'd grow up fast,

But not like this.

We've got to bring
her down to size.

Don't worry, webby, dear,

We're cleared for landing
at duckburg airport.

Thank you,
uncle scrooge.

I hope those balloons
don't pop.

One belly flop,

She'll wipe out
the sixth fleet.

All righty, girlie,

Open wide
and say ahh,

But not too loud.

Ahh.

That's some pipeline
you got.

Dr. Von swine,
what can we do?

Have you considered
championship wrestling?

There must be a way
to shrink her.

Use your head.

Shrink, head
head, shrink.

Head-shrink,
that's it!

Oh, von swine, you
really are a genius.

What are you
talking about?

When I was
in new guinea pig,

I bumped heads
with a witch doctor.

I saw him mix up

A head-shrinking
formula

That shrinks
anything.

Unfortunately,
I forget the recipe.

Ask the witch doctor.

We haven't spoken

Since I dropped formula
on his big toe.

We might have
the formula

Here in the junior
woodchuck guidebook.

Ah..."Bat wings,
boodle bug dust..."

Ooh! This is it.

Don't throw away those
petite sizes yet, girlie.

I'll be back soon.

When is that quack
going to call?

He's had all day.

I've just ordered miss
webbigail's dinner...

Another 300 merry meals
from mcduckold's.

Oh...

Stop, webby,

While my mansion's
still standing!

I'm sorry,
uncle scrooge.

I was just trying
to have fun.

Play with the boys
away from the house.

They won't play
with me.

We tried
hide-and-seek,

But she
can't hide.

She knocked the water
out of the pool.

Don't ask about
the soccer game.

Bubba's still
recovering.

Oh...

If only
I was small again,

I'd never ever complain
about not being noticed.

Webby, stop!

Big girls don't cry!

Get some rest,
lassie.

Things will look better
in the morning.

Oh, ok, uncle scrooge.
Good night.

Whoa!

Good night, webby.

Oh, the poor
little thing.

now a message
from our sponsor.

come one, come all,
to circus barkas,

where you'll see the eighth
wonder of the world,

the long-tailed gorilla!

Ooh! Mr. Fuzzy,
they've got you,

But not for long.

I cannot stand this waiting.

Von swine, have you
got the formula?

Everything's ready
to go,

Except for
one little item.

What's that?

The final ingredient.
Would you believe...

Three hairs from
a long-tailed monkey?

Any organ grinders
in the neighborhood?

Oh...

Uncle scrooge!

Uncle scrooge...

Webba's gone!

Where would a 50-foot
lass go at midnight?

Anywhere she wants.

Mr. Fuzzy?

Aah!

Don't be afraid.
It's me.

Yeah, I got bigger,
just like you.

I'll get you out
of this nasty place.

What's for breakfast,
warden?

Get up, clowns.

Oh! Oh!

Someone's inside.

Oh...

I don't believe it.

And people say
I've got an appetite.

Wait, mr. Fuzzy.
I won't let them hurt you.

Wait, young lady.

Like some candy...

And a five-year
contract?

Out of my way!

Mr. Fuzzy! Stop!

Please come back!

I must have that behemoth
in my show.

The big girl wouldn't
be bad, either.

How can you get her
to come back?

By recapturing her
fuzzy friend. Come on!

Yoo hoo!

Mr. Fuzzy...

Where are you?

Ooh! Mr. Fuzzy!

Oh, you silly.

Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!

It's a monster!

It's duckzilla!

No, wait, they're not
after you.

Come back!

Maybe I should
go downtown

And file a missing
child report.

Webba.

Call the army,
the air force,

The goose guard.

Twist me tassels,
what can we do?

I just saw the news
report on television.

I got good news.

There
is our monkey!

The final ingredient.
There's no time to waste.

What's that?

Here we come...

To b*mb!

We're taking
our gorilla, girlie.

Get away from us,
you meanies.

I usually don't fly
my own company copter.

I don't blame you.

Hold on.

Ow!

I need these
more than you.

There, that
should do it.

Scrooge is
in my way again.

Clip his wings.

Here we go.

Hold on, mr. Fuzzy.

No one messes
with my uncle scrooge.

Temperamental child,

Isn't she?

Sorry, jack,
but I think

We's getting out of
the monkey business.

Oh, no!

Bombs away!

Help me!

Help me!

Not just her head,
quack.

Leapin' lederhosen,

I should have added
two pinches of dust.

Help!

Welcome back, webby.
- Welcome back, webby.

Gee, uncle scrooge,

Do you have to
put him behind bars?

Just until he gets
home, webbigail.

Don't worry,

I'll visit
when I get bigger...

I mean, older.

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

Come on, webby.

We got all day
to play.

We're never letting you
out of our sight.