03x03 - Yesterday/Taxman
Posted: 03/26/24 10:35
Whoa!
["All You Need Is Love" playing]
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪
[giggles]
♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪
♪ Nothing you can say
But you can learn how to play the game ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪
♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪
♪ Nothing you can do ♪
♪ But you can learn
How to be you in time ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
[kids laughing]
Oh! [laughs]
[Julia] Oh, sorry, little man.
[sighs] Today is gonna be
a super-duper day.
[playing notes]
[grunting]
Yeah! [chuckles]
Awesome!
-[distant thud]
-Whoa! Huh?
Hmm. I have
a belly bad feeling about this.
Oh! The baddest belly feeling.
[thud]
Relax, it's just a little earth--
Duck!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Go! Go! Go!
Huh?
Mmm, orange.
[all screaming]
[both grunt]
[blowing party horn]
[kids laughing]
[Julia] Having fun, my little man?
[chuckles] How could anyone not?
-[woman] Time to cut the cake, kids!
-[kids cheering]
[all sigh in relief]
Oh, oh!
Uh, yeah, great idea, Julia.
[chuckles]
It's healthy to have
a little time apart every now and then.
[yells]
Oh, you're back.
Who wants a cuddle-wuddle?
[man] Ugh! How much rubbish
can a few kids make?
[gasps]
Ah, there seems to have been
a little boo-boo. [yells]
[gasps]
Oh. Oh, no.
-[sobbing]
-[kids laughing]
Okay, don't panic.
Julia will be back in a flash.
She won't last five minutes
without a cuddle-wuddle.
[kids continue laughing]
[sniffles] Any moment now.
Just any moment and it'll just...
They'll be right back
to all the cuddling and love.
[sobbing]
You bugs hear that?
[teddy bear crying in the distance]
Hello? Julia?
Oh, its coming from
the Mountain of A-marvel-mazings.
-The trash heap?
-Yes!
[teddy bear continues crying]
But we can't just charge off into the dark
without proper, uh, planning!
"Charging off into the dark"
is my middle name.
But you don't have a last name!
[Jay chuckles]
-Hmm?
-[teddy bear] Hi, there.
[yells] Oh, oh!
The amazing mountain is talking.
[teddy bear chuckles]
Uh, sorry to disappoint,
but it's not the trash talking. It's me.
[all] Huh?
[Kumi grunting]
Who is me? [grunting]
Hi. Maxwell's the name,
Julia's favoritest soft toy.
Uh, anyone need a cuddle-wuddle?
[laughs nervously]
I know I do.
What are you doing
in the, uh, trash heap, Maxwell?
[chuckles] Great question. I...
[sighs] I really don't know.
[Jay] Uh, however you got in there,
we are gonna get you out.
However long it takes.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you. I...
As soon as I can move,
you are all gonna
get the biggest cuddle-wuddle
you've ever had in your lives.
[bugs grunting]
[bugs continue grunting]
[gasps] Come here.
So, what is this place, anyway?
Oh, uh, well, this is where
the gigants dump all their garbage.
Garbage?
Old and, uh, useless stuff
they don't want anymore.
Uh, why would Julia do that?
Why don't you come back
to our village, Maxwell?
[chuckles] It's a lot more comfortable
than this dump.
You can stay at my house.
Plenty of room at the old boot.
I can clear up some space in my workshop.
I think there's a functioning couch
in there somewhere.
You can come to my house.
I live in a juice box.
[chuckles] I should stay put.
Julia will be looking for me.
I mean, I have been here
since... since yesterday.
[chuckles nervously]
Are you sure, Maxwell?
Yes. Uh, I'm sure.
I'll wait for Julia.
Hmm. Let's keep an eye on him, okay?
[sighs] I really wish...
[sobbing] I wish it was...
♪ Yesterday ♪
♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪
♪ Now it looks as though
They're here to stay ♪
♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪
♪ Suddenly ♪
♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪
♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪
♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪
♪ Why she had to go ♪
♪ I don't know, she wouldn't say ♪
♪ I said something wrong ♪
♪ Now, I long for yesterday ♪
[sobbing] Oh, my bellyness.
That is just too much!
[Jay] We're gonna
get you back to Julia, Maxwell,
and we've got the perfect plan to do it.
Uh, Kumi will fill you in
on the details.
[Kumi] Uh...
[gasps]
Uh, yeah, thanks, Jay.
Huh. Well, I guess, um...
Oh! We need to get Julia's attention.
Ideas, anyone?
I love ideas!
But I don't have any.
Ah! I may have a few.
Okay, bugs, status update.
[both grunt] Ready!
Ah, well, hmm.
I just need a--
Ready!
Then raise the flag!
[both grunt]
Sound the summoning horn!
-[party horn blows]
-[Buzz screams]
Give it another go, Crick.
[party horn blowing in the distance]
I'm sorry, Maxwell.
Maybe Julia didn't hear it?
Or... Or maybe...
Maybe she doesn't want
any more cuddle-wuddles.
Wait, wait!
By my, uh, cricktocalculations,
all we need to do
is, uh, make a louder noise.
There's a louder noise than that?
You are standing on it.
Huh?
Huh. We just need to figure out
exactly how to trigger
the, uh, boom buckets.
[footsteps approaching]
[man] Time to take out the trash.
[laughs] Never gets old.
Hey, down here!
Cuddle-wuddle? Cudd--
[man] Trash night is tonight? Ugh.
Guess I'd better tidy this up.
[gasps] Oh, my goodness gracious!
It's... [gasps] the disappearers.
Ahhh! The disappearerers?
I've seen them before. They take things
-and make them disappear.
-[gasps] Oh!
Hmm. That's better.
[garbage truck beeping]
We have to save him!
No! I won't let you disappear, Jay!
But what about Maxwell?
[Crick] Yes! I've got it!
The, uh... The trigger
for the boom buckets is, uh, this!
Quick! Boom bucket stations!
On my signal...
And now!
[party poppers pop]
[Julia] What was that?
Yeah, I got these ones.
[gasps]
[Julia] Stop!
Maxwell?
What are you doing in the trash?
Oh, you poor thing.
-[all cheering]
-[Crick] Yeah! Bye, Maxwell!
Thank you.
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need... ♪
Whoa!
["All You Need Is Love" playing]
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪
[giggles]
♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪
♪ Nothing you can say
But you can learn how to play the game ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪
♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪
♪ Nothing you can do ♪
♪ But you can learn
How to be you in time ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
[Walter singing opera]
-[bugs groaning]
-[Walter singing louder]
[whimpering]
[barking]
[Walter continues singing]
[howling]
[barking]
-[Jay] Look out!
-[bugs screaming]
-[barks]
-[yells]
[dog howling]
Hmm! How rude!
Um, is he heading for the village?
-[objects clatter]
-[bugs gasp]
Yes!
[all panting]
[Jay] Whoa!
[whimpering]
It's okay, Bulldog.
The scary noise is gone now.
-[continues whimpering]
-[Kumi] Shh.
[whimpers]
Oh, the scary noise is gone? Ah.
Ex-squish me?
I think singing
makes Bulldog's ears go hurty.
Uh, bugs, I think
Bulldog made our village go hurty.
[Walter] Huh?
[indistinct chatter]
[all gasp]
[whimpers and barks]
[indistinct chatter]
One at a time, please. [sighs]
Okay, whose houses were damaged?
Everybuggy's.
[bugs] Yeah. Uh-huh.
My workshop has a huge hole in the roof.
And the tree house is all broke!
-[bugs clamoring]
-[bug] You gotta fix it.
You bugs got a problem
and I got the answer. Ugh!
[ants yelling]
[clears throat]
[clears throat] Cockroach Urban
Developments, aka CRUD, presents...
[projector clicks]
the bug village of the future!
[all] Wow!
It's like our village, only futurerer.
That's right, bugs.
Beautiful new houses for everybuggy.
[all exclaim]
[Cockroach] And a shiny new playground
with a super-deluxe skateboard ramp.
-Awesome!
-[laughs] Whoo-hoo!
Hmm. You know,
this seems too good to be true.
Plus, a high-tech inventor's workshop.
[gasps] But I can't argue with science.
I mean, it's all terri-belly nice,
but, uh, I don't see
what all the big fuss is about.
And a brand-new theater that makes
Penny Lane look like small change.
[gasps] Belly-rilliant! When do we start?
All this and much more
in the village of the future!
[all cheering]
Hold on, Cockroach.
Who's gonna build all this?
Who else? My hardworking ants.
I love to work.
Work, work, we love work.
Work, work, we love work...
But how will we get the food to pay them?
Easy. A tax'll pay for it.
Huh? Atax? Is he your friend?
[chuckles] A tax ain't a bug.
A tax means
every bug gives a little bit of food,
-which all together makes a lot.
-[projector clicking]
And we use that food to pay the ants
to build the village of the future!
So, what do you say, bugs?
[all cheering]
Hmm.
-[Cockroach] Bring out your tax!
-[ants grunting]
There's no time like tax time!
[bugs cheering]
Keep the food coming!
We're building
the village of the future here.
Hmm, I don't see any building going on.
Tax first, building later.
[coughs] Here, let me explain it to you,
so there's no confusion.
♪ Let me tell you how it will be ♪
[chuckles]
♪ There's one for you, for me ♪
Huh?
♪ 'Cause I'm the taxman ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm the taxman ♪
♪ If you drive a car
I'll tax the street ♪
♪ If you try to sit
I'll tax your seat ♪
♪ If you get too cold
I'll tax the heat ♪
♪ If you take a walk
I'll tax your feet ♪
♪ Taxman ♪
Come on, ants, keep the tax cart rolling.
[ants grunting]
Uh, wait. Where are you going?
Uh, aren't the ants gonna start building?
Cockroach!
Ugh!
[Jay humming]
Huh! Anyone else got a bad feeling
about this whole tax thing?
[chuckles] Oh, don't be
so belly-suspicious, Kumi.
That tax idea is genius.
Yeah. We get to kick back
while the ants do all the work.
Except the ants don't seem to be working.
Huh? Well, I'm sure
they'll start any moment now.
-Can I show you something, Crick?
-Mmm-hmm.
[ant snoring]
Huh?
Hmm.
[Crick] Hmph.
See? The village of the future.
It's still in the future.
[both groan]
[distant chomping]
[chomping loudly]
-Cockroach!
-[yelling]
Huh? [clears throat] Uh, what's up?
We paid our tax,
so why aren't the ants building anything?
Apart from a few, uh, holes?
Oh, that's just stage one.
Stage one? So, when's stage two?
Well, if you want stage two,
you gotta pay more tax.
-[both] Huh?
-More tax?
But the bugs
can't afford to give you more food.
We won't have anything to eat.
Sure they can. [gulps]
If they want a new village.
[clears throat] Anyway, gotta run.
No rest for the taxman, huh?
[laughing]
[both] Oh!
[Crick grunts] And if I multiply
the food we gave Cockroach
by... [grunts] the number of bugs,
then divide by the... [grunts]
number of buildings,
uh, Cockroach should have enough food
to build the new village times over.
[all] Huh?
And he wants more?
But what's he done
with all that belly-licious food
we gave him already?
That's exactly what we need to find out.
Hmm. Buzz?
How'd you like to be a spy?
Ha-ha! Yes, please!
Uh, what's a spy?
-[ants] Tax! Tax time!
-[ant ] All right!
-[Crick] Here they come!
-[ant ] Food tax!
Ready, Buzz?
-Ready!
-[Jay and Kumi] Shh!
[whispers] Oopsie. Ready.
[Kumi and Jay grunting]
[ants] Bring out your tax! Tax!
Tax time! Tax, all right!
Tax time! Tax! Tax! Food tax!
Hey, hey ants! Uh, wait up!
We've got this bag of, uh...
-Nuts!
-Berries!
Uh, nut-berries.
[ants] Mmm-hmm.
[Buzz giggling] That's ticklish!
[ants] Huh?
[both] Huh?
[giggling] Stop tickling me, Kumi.
-[both] Huh?
-[ant] Uh-huh.
[ants grunting]
[panting] Oh, my!
Where's he taking Buzz?
What if we never find her again? [crying]
Don't worry, Walter.
We just have to follow the trail of food.
[crying] Sorry, uh, did you say "food"?
[slurps]
-[Kumi] Mmm-hmm.
-[Walter] Ah!
You know...
I could, um,
get used to this spying thing.
Shush. I think we're there.
Oh, my belly-ness!
♪ Let me tell you how it will be ♪
♪ There's one for you, for me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the taxman ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm the taxman ♪
[all gasp]
♪ And you're working for no one but me ♪
♪ Taxman ♪
[chuckles] Keep it comin', ants!
I just love my tasty taxes.
Surprise!
-[Cockroach] Ahhh!
-[ants] Ooh! Ah!
[bugs] Big surprise!
[yells]
Oh! [whimpering]
[bugs] Hmm!
Okay, I know what you're thinking,
but I can explain everything.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Uh, it's simple.
I'm a cockroach,
so being sneaky is my job, right?
But you've eaten
nearly all the food we gave you.
And our houses are still broken!
Exacta-belly! Who can we get
to fix up the village now, hmm?
Mmm?
I think I know
just the cockroach to do it.
[huffing]
Did I mention cockroaches are allergic
to hard work?
-♪ Taxman ♪
-[yells]
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need... ♪
["All You Need Is Love" playing]
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪
[giggles]
♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪
♪ Nothing you can say
But you can learn how to play the game ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪
♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪
♪ Nothing you can do ♪
♪ But you can learn
How to be you in time ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
[kids laughing]
Oh! [laughs]
[Julia] Oh, sorry, little man.
[sighs] Today is gonna be
a super-duper day.
[playing notes]
[grunting]
Yeah! [chuckles]
Awesome!
-[distant thud]
-Whoa! Huh?
Hmm. I have
a belly bad feeling about this.
Oh! The baddest belly feeling.
[thud]
Relax, it's just a little earth--
Duck!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Go! Go! Go!
Huh?
Mmm, orange.
[all screaming]
[both grunt]
[blowing party horn]
[kids laughing]
[Julia] Having fun, my little man?
[chuckles] How could anyone not?
-[woman] Time to cut the cake, kids!
-[kids cheering]
[all sigh in relief]
Oh, oh!
Uh, yeah, great idea, Julia.
[chuckles]
It's healthy to have
a little time apart every now and then.
[yells]
Oh, you're back.
Who wants a cuddle-wuddle?
[man] Ugh! How much rubbish
can a few kids make?
[gasps]
Ah, there seems to have been
a little boo-boo. [yells]
[gasps]
Oh. Oh, no.
-[sobbing]
-[kids laughing]
Okay, don't panic.
Julia will be back in a flash.
She won't last five minutes
without a cuddle-wuddle.
[kids continue laughing]
[sniffles] Any moment now.
Just any moment and it'll just...
They'll be right back
to all the cuddling and love.
[sobbing]
You bugs hear that?
[teddy bear crying in the distance]
Hello? Julia?
Oh, its coming from
the Mountain of A-marvel-mazings.
-The trash heap?
-Yes!
[teddy bear continues crying]
But we can't just charge off into the dark
without proper, uh, planning!
"Charging off into the dark"
is my middle name.
But you don't have a last name!
[Jay chuckles]
-Hmm?
-[teddy bear] Hi, there.
[yells] Oh, oh!
The amazing mountain is talking.
[teddy bear chuckles]
Uh, sorry to disappoint,
but it's not the trash talking. It's me.
[all] Huh?
[Kumi grunting]
Who is me? [grunting]
Hi. Maxwell's the name,
Julia's favoritest soft toy.
Uh, anyone need a cuddle-wuddle?
[laughs nervously]
I know I do.
What are you doing
in the, uh, trash heap, Maxwell?
[chuckles] Great question. I...
[sighs] I really don't know.
[Jay] Uh, however you got in there,
we are gonna get you out.
However long it takes.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you. I...
As soon as I can move,
you are all gonna
get the biggest cuddle-wuddle
you've ever had in your lives.
[bugs grunting]
[bugs continue grunting]
[gasps] Come here.
So, what is this place, anyway?
Oh, uh, well, this is where
the gigants dump all their garbage.
Garbage?
Old and, uh, useless stuff
they don't want anymore.
Uh, why would Julia do that?
Why don't you come back
to our village, Maxwell?
[chuckles] It's a lot more comfortable
than this dump.
You can stay at my house.
Plenty of room at the old boot.
I can clear up some space in my workshop.
I think there's a functioning couch
in there somewhere.
You can come to my house.
I live in a juice box.
[chuckles] I should stay put.
Julia will be looking for me.
I mean, I have been here
since... since yesterday.
[chuckles nervously]
Are you sure, Maxwell?
Yes. Uh, I'm sure.
I'll wait for Julia.
Hmm. Let's keep an eye on him, okay?
[sighs] I really wish...
[sobbing] I wish it was...
♪ Yesterday ♪
♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪
♪ Now it looks as though
They're here to stay ♪
♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪
♪ Suddenly ♪
♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪
♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪
♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪
♪ Why she had to go ♪
♪ I don't know, she wouldn't say ♪
♪ I said something wrong ♪
♪ Now, I long for yesterday ♪
[sobbing] Oh, my bellyness.
That is just too much!
[Jay] We're gonna
get you back to Julia, Maxwell,
and we've got the perfect plan to do it.
Uh, Kumi will fill you in
on the details.
[Kumi] Uh...
[gasps]
Uh, yeah, thanks, Jay.
Huh. Well, I guess, um...
Oh! We need to get Julia's attention.
Ideas, anyone?
I love ideas!
But I don't have any.
Ah! I may have a few.
Okay, bugs, status update.
[both grunt] Ready!
Ah, well, hmm.
I just need a--
Ready!
Then raise the flag!
[both grunt]
Sound the summoning horn!
-[party horn blows]
-[Buzz screams]
Give it another go, Crick.
[party horn blowing in the distance]
I'm sorry, Maxwell.
Maybe Julia didn't hear it?
Or... Or maybe...
Maybe she doesn't want
any more cuddle-wuddles.
Wait, wait!
By my, uh, cricktocalculations,
all we need to do
is, uh, make a louder noise.
There's a louder noise than that?
You are standing on it.
Huh?
Huh. We just need to figure out
exactly how to trigger
the, uh, boom buckets.
[footsteps approaching]
[man] Time to take out the trash.
[laughs] Never gets old.
Hey, down here!
Cuddle-wuddle? Cudd--
[man] Trash night is tonight? Ugh.
Guess I'd better tidy this up.
[gasps] Oh, my goodness gracious!
It's... [gasps] the disappearers.
Ahhh! The disappearerers?
I've seen them before. They take things
-and make them disappear.
-[gasps] Oh!
Hmm. That's better.
[garbage truck beeping]
We have to save him!
No! I won't let you disappear, Jay!
But what about Maxwell?
[Crick] Yes! I've got it!
The, uh... The trigger
for the boom buckets is, uh, this!
Quick! Boom bucket stations!
On my signal...
And now!
[party poppers pop]
[Julia] What was that?
Yeah, I got these ones.
[gasps]
[Julia] Stop!
Maxwell?
What are you doing in the trash?
Oh, you poor thing.
-[all cheering]
-[Crick] Yeah! Bye, Maxwell!
Thank you.
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need... ♪
Whoa!
["All You Need Is Love" playing]
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ Love, love, love ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪
[giggles]
♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪
♪ Nothing you can say
But you can learn how to play the game ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪
♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪
♪ Nothing you can do ♪
♪ But you can learn
How to be you in time ♪
♪ It's easy ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
[Walter singing opera]
-[bugs groaning]
-[Walter singing louder]
[whimpering]
[barking]
[Walter continues singing]
[howling]
[barking]
-[Jay] Look out!
-[bugs screaming]
-[barks]
-[yells]
[dog howling]
Hmm! How rude!
Um, is he heading for the village?
-[objects clatter]
-[bugs gasp]
Yes!
[all panting]
[Jay] Whoa!
[whimpering]
It's okay, Bulldog.
The scary noise is gone now.
-[continues whimpering]
-[Kumi] Shh.
[whimpers]
Oh, the scary noise is gone? Ah.
Ex-squish me?
I think singing
makes Bulldog's ears go hurty.
Uh, bugs, I think
Bulldog made our village go hurty.
[Walter] Huh?
[indistinct chatter]
[all gasp]
[whimpers and barks]
[indistinct chatter]
One at a time, please. [sighs]
Okay, whose houses were damaged?
Everybuggy's.
[bugs] Yeah. Uh-huh.
My workshop has a huge hole in the roof.
And the tree house is all broke!
-[bugs clamoring]
-[bug] You gotta fix it.
You bugs got a problem
and I got the answer. Ugh!
[ants yelling]
[clears throat]
[clears throat] Cockroach Urban
Developments, aka CRUD, presents...
[projector clicks]
the bug village of the future!
[all] Wow!
It's like our village, only futurerer.
That's right, bugs.
Beautiful new houses for everybuggy.
[all exclaim]
[Cockroach] And a shiny new playground
with a super-deluxe skateboard ramp.
-Awesome!
-[laughs] Whoo-hoo!
Hmm. You know,
this seems too good to be true.
Plus, a high-tech inventor's workshop.
[gasps] But I can't argue with science.
I mean, it's all terri-belly nice,
but, uh, I don't see
what all the big fuss is about.
And a brand-new theater that makes
Penny Lane look like small change.
[gasps] Belly-rilliant! When do we start?
All this and much more
in the village of the future!
[all cheering]
Hold on, Cockroach.
Who's gonna build all this?
Who else? My hardworking ants.
I love to work.
Work, work, we love work.
Work, work, we love work...
But how will we get the food to pay them?
Easy. A tax'll pay for it.
Huh? Atax? Is he your friend?
[chuckles] A tax ain't a bug.
A tax means
every bug gives a little bit of food,
-which all together makes a lot.
-[projector clicking]
And we use that food to pay the ants
to build the village of the future!
So, what do you say, bugs?
[all cheering]
Hmm.
-[Cockroach] Bring out your tax!
-[ants grunting]
There's no time like tax time!
[bugs cheering]
Keep the food coming!
We're building
the village of the future here.
Hmm, I don't see any building going on.
Tax first, building later.
[coughs] Here, let me explain it to you,
so there's no confusion.
♪ Let me tell you how it will be ♪
[chuckles]
♪ There's one for you, for me ♪
Huh?
♪ 'Cause I'm the taxman ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm the taxman ♪
♪ If you drive a car
I'll tax the street ♪
♪ If you try to sit
I'll tax your seat ♪
♪ If you get too cold
I'll tax the heat ♪
♪ If you take a walk
I'll tax your feet ♪
♪ Taxman ♪
Come on, ants, keep the tax cart rolling.
[ants grunting]
Uh, wait. Where are you going?
Uh, aren't the ants gonna start building?
Cockroach!
Ugh!
[Jay humming]
Huh! Anyone else got a bad feeling
about this whole tax thing?
[chuckles] Oh, don't be
so belly-suspicious, Kumi.
That tax idea is genius.
Yeah. We get to kick back
while the ants do all the work.
Except the ants don't seem to be working.
Huh? Well, I'm sure
they'll start any moment now.
-Can I show you something, Crick?
-Mmm-hmm.
[ant snoring]
Huh?
Hmm.
[Crick] Hmph.
See? The village of the future.
It's still in the future.
[both groan]
[distant chomping]
[chomping loudly]
-Cockroach!
-[yelling]
Huh? [clears throat] Uh, what's up?
We paid our tax,
so why aren't the ants building anything?
Apart from a few, uh, holes?
Oh, that's just stage one.
Stage one? So, when's stage two?
Well, if you want stage two,
you gotta pay more tax.
-[both] Huh?
-More tax?
But the bugs
can't afford to give you more food.
We won't have anything to eat.
Sure they can. [gulps]
If they want a new village.
[clears throat] Anyway, gotta run.
No rest for the taxman, huh?
[laughing]
[both] Oh!
[Crick grunts] And if I multiply
the food we gave Cockroach
by... [grunts] the number of bugs,
then divide by the... [grunts]
number of buildings,
uh, Cockroach should have enough food
to build the new village times over.
[all] Huh?
And he wants more?
But what's he done
with all that belly-licious food
we gave him already?
That's exactly what we need to find out.
Hmm. Buzz?
How'd you like to be a spy?
Ha-ha! Yes, please!
Uh, what's a spy?
-[ants] Tax! Tax time!
-[ant ] All right!
-[Crick] Here they come!
-[ant ] Food tax!
Ready, Buzz?
-Ready!
-[Jay and Kumi] Shh!
[whispers] Oopsie. Ready.
[Kumi and Jay grunting]
[ants] Bring out your tax! Tax!
Tax time! Tax, all right!
Tax time! Tax! Tax! Food tax!
Hey, hey ants! Uh, wait up!
We've got this bag of, uh...
-Nuts!
-Berries!
Uh, nut-berries.
[ants] Mmm-hmm.
[Buzz giggling] That's ticklish!
[ants] Huh?
[both] Huh?
[giggling] Stop tickling me, Kumi.
-[both] Huh?
-[ant] Uh-huh.
[ants grunting]
[panting] Oh, my!
Where's he taking Buzz?
What if we never find her again? [crying]
Don't worry, Walter.
We just have to follow the trail of food.
[crying] Sorry, uh, did you say "food"?
[slurps]
-[Kumi] Mmm-hmm.
-[Walter] Ah!
You know...
I could, um,
get used to this spying thing.
Shush. I think we're there.
Oh, my belly-ness!
♪ Let me tell you how it will be ♪
♪ There's one for you, for me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the taxman ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm the taxman ♪
[all gasp]
♪ And you're working for no one but me ♪
♪ Taxman ♪
[chuckles] Keep it comin', ants!
I just love my tasty taxes.
Surprise!
-[Cockroach] Ahhh!
-[ants] Ooh! Ah!
[bugs] Big surprise!
[yells]
Oh! [whimpering]
[bugs] Hmm!
Okay, I know what you're thinking,
but I can explain everything.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Uh, it's simple.
I'm a cockroach,
so being sneaky is my job, right?
But you've eaten
nearly all the food we gave you.
And our houses are still broken!
Exacta-belly! Who can we get
to fix up the village now, hmm?
Mmm?
I think I know
just the cockroach to do it.
[huffing]
Did I mention cockroaches are allergic
to hard work?
-♪ Taxman ♪
-[yells]
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love ♪
♪ All you need is love, love ♪
♪ Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need ♪
♪ Love is all you need
Love is all you need! ♪
♪ Love is all you need... ♪