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03x07 - Livin' Large

Posted: 03/21/24 10:22
by bunniefuu
Danny: ugh, I am so dead.

Who knew learning stuff and groping for the approval of our peers could be so exhausting?

: To :?

School's like... An eight-hour day.

And every day's a battle.

Especially when I have to battle something.

Is this it, guys?

Is the fun over?

Is life just downhill from here?

No way!

Life'll get a heck of a lot better once someone pays us to work our butts off.

Hello, youngsters, how was school?

Well, it was pretty exhau...

That's super, your mother and I need the help of three strong hands down in the lab,

So let's hop to.

How much are you payin'?

I pay you to mow the lawn.

This you'll do for the love of science.

Eeh!

Lean all your weight into that photon generator, son.

It refuses to generate photons unless someone tips it a bit to the left.

Our equipment's a tad persnickety.

Sam, just aim your satellite dish into the sky above that neon taco sign.

That's where starnet- is in geosynchronous orbit with our lab.

But, but-

Quiet, don't speak or move a muscle for the next -/ minutes.

Man, fentonworks sure is lo-fi.

Nonsense.

Here, take this "world's best mom" coffee mug

And pound on the top of the oscilloscope whenever it goes all fuzzy.

Hey, I'm a real, live scientist.

Maddie, dear, crank 'er up.

What's all this supposed to do?

Now, if all goes well,

It should evaporate every ghost-being within my cell phone calling area.

With no roaming charges.

[Gulping] uh, gee, dad, maybe we shouldn't-

[Doorbell ringing]

Now who in blazes could that be?

Mom, dad?

There's someone here to see you.

[Gasping]

Man: he's a phantom.

Danny phantom, danny phantom.

♪ Young danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ But then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ Phantom...

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom. ♪

♪ He's a phantom... [Echo]

♪ Danny phantom.

Well, if it isn't my heroes,

The guys in white.

I'm surprised you rang the bell.

Don't you usually knock in a wall or crash through the ceiling?

Sorry, habit.

[Clearing throat]

"The government is sorry about all the past 'misunderstandings"

Like labeling you a crackpot, fenton.

That was... "Wrong of us."

The government now admits that you fentons are, uh, well, "geniuses."

Well, it's about doggone time.

Oh, jack, finally.

Government approval of our work.

About that work.

The government has authorized us to buy it, lock, stock and barrel.

[Laughing] don't be ridiculous.

I've poured my heart, soul and life's blood into this laboratory.

And you can't put a price on that.

Fentonworks is not for sale.

Wow, that's a lot of zeros.

It's all yours.

Jack, you can't sell our home.

Wow, that's a lot of zeros.

We'll be out by noon tomorrow.

Wait just a minute.

What about the fenton portal?

If we sell the house, how will i--

Uh, you access the ghost zone?

We're rich, son.

From now on, we'll just pay someone to answer tough questions like that.

[Kissing]

Maddie: aw...

I'll have to ask you all to step away from the government property.

Thanks for movin' us, fellas.

Oh, and don't worry about the broken stuff.

We'll just buy new- we're rich.

Ah, new lab equipment.

[Sniffing]

Ooh, that new lab equipment smell.

Yeah, the smelliest.

Where do you want this stuff, buddy?

It all goes in the billiard room.

Or as I call it now, "fentonworks two: this time it's personal."

What in the name of evil?

Jack fenton?

What, what are you doing here in ultra-posh polter heights?

Movin' in, mayor.

I mean, vladdie, I mean, neighbor.

But you can't afford this neighborhood.

[Laughing] I can now.

You should have seen the size of the check we got.

Sucker was yea big.

I see cozy backyard barbecues in our future.

Yes, of course, it sounds "fun."

Akin to sticking hot needles in my-

Maddie: jack...

You won't believe it.

I got lost... In my walk-in closet!

I finally caught a ride out on my automated shoe rack.

Oh, hello, vlad.

We're neighbors?

Indeed.

I forgot for a moment that you would be moving in with jack.

I'll pop by later and drop off a "welcome to the block" bundt cake.

Ooh...ooh...

Well, doesn't get much better than this.

An embarrassingly big home, money to burn, and now, bundt cake.

Hai-yah!

Maddie, meet hobson.

He came with the place, isn't that cool?

A butler?

Oh, that is cool.

Mm, positively... Radical.

Master daniel and friends request another round of exotic milkshakes.

This time they want...

Kiwi fudge.

[Slurping]

Ah, that hobson makes a mean shake.

He's had enough practice.

How many have you had in the last hour?

Four.

Danny said we can make ourselves at home, right, d?

What's that?

Oh, yeah, sure.

At home.

What's with you, man?

Cheer up.

I mean, look at your new room.

You got three, count 'em, three big-screen tvs!

The hugest stereo speakers I have ever seen...

...hooked up to the tiniest digital music player known to man.

And this video game chair...

Is heaven in naugahyde.

I know I'm lucky, it's just...

I'm worried about accessing the ghost zone.

Finally, I thought I was the only one freakin' about your folks sellin' out to the man.

Weren't there two men?

I mean the government.

I don't trust those guys.

They're up to something bad , I know it.

O.k., She's talking crazy and you're bummin' me out.

Life just got a lot better for you, for all of us.

I say we kick back, watch three movies at once, and enjoy.

Well, I did put a lock on the ghost portal.

Maybe you're right.

Of course I'm right.

Help yourself, dude.

Kiwi fudge shake, master daniel?

Don't mind if I do.

Mm-mm-mm.

Hey, you think you could whip up one of these babies using cheese puffs and bacon?

Ew.

Certainly, sir.

They're up to something.

And I'm gonna find out what it is.

Operative l, haven't you got that sonic transducer powered up yet?

I'm trying to find some place to plug it in.

This lab is a joke.

Completely primitive.

Ah, here's an empty socket.

[Screaming]

Great.

Now we can't even see all the junk that doesn't work.

Man: I think I did it, sir.

I just set this "world's best mom" mug on top of this photon generator and the lights came on.

How in the world did an idiot like fenton stumble onto a ghost zone portal working in this dump?

Unknowable.

Let's just figure out something concrete,

Like how to unlock the darn portal.

After all...

We have a m*ssile to launch.

Maddie: oh, poo.

I think I left my lucky mug back in the old lab.

Well, it's uncle sam's now, but relax.

I just hooked up our new matter fashioner.

By ghostco.

I just pour the polystyrene matter pellets in the tray,

Type in the desired item's u.p.c. Code,

And...

Hey, presto, here's your mug.

"Mom."

Oh, there's coffee in it!

Mm, sumatran.

I spared no expense setting up fentonworks two.

We've got every doohickey and thingamabob known to science.

Like this bad boy.

My brand spankin' new reality drill, also by ghostco.

As we speak, it's carving us a new portal into the ghost zone.

Uh, hello?

Uh, what was that?who's there?

Jazz, are you o.k.?

Have you been captured?

Hello , I'm on the video intercom?

Whoa. [Laughing]

I didn't know we had one of those puppies.

This house is perfect.

Did you know my wing has its very own fully-stocked library?

Uh-huh, that's great honey.

You know, you look very nice on screen.

Have hobson serve my dinner in the stacks.

I'll be in natural sciences between celestial mechanics and ephemerides.

Jazz out.

Oh, dear, my new desk wobbles.

Well, there's no problem money can't solve.

Ugh, you are going down , dude.

Fwham, bam, ugh, come on.

Put up a fight.

[Grunting]

[Groaning]

I win... Again.

Hobson, you stink at this game.

Beg pardon, master daniel.

There was precious little "gaming" while I was a youth during the blitz.

Oh, try tucker again.

At least he'll put up a halfway decent fight.

Danny, I can't believe you ditched school today, we had a test, man.

Oh, hey, hobson.

Yeah, I'll hold.

Danny: tuck, get over here.

I got caveman auto thief .

It's rated "e" for entrails.

Hold up.

You skipped school and flunked a test to play video games?

[Laughing] yeah!

Cool, huh?

You were right, tuck, I got it made.

No, I didn't mean-

Danny: thanks to that lock I put on the portal,

There's been a distinct lack of, uh,

"Unwanted visitors" lately.

Finally, I can kick back and relax.

But we're supposed to meet sam at the old fentonworks.

She said somethin' really weird's going on.

I got more important stuff to do.

And a cool old guy to do it for me.

[Beeping]

Tucker: danny?

Aw, dang.

Here, hang onto it.

This place is crawling with government agents.

Let's sneak in danny's window.

Man: we've got to figure out how to open that stupid fenton portal.

Have you tried hitting it with a coffee mug?

Why'd we ever buy this junk heap of a lab, anyway?

Didn't you get the memo?

So we can fire this anti-ecto m*ssile into that portal, and destroy the entire ghost zone.

[Gasping][gasping]

Prepare for total destruction of the ghost zone.

No more undocumented specters,

And no more annoying phantom kid.

Tuck, in astrophysics,

What happens when an entire dimension is suddenly removed from a plane of existence?

Easy.

The whole dimensional structure becomes unstable and... Ka-flooey.

Well the ghost zone is the flip side of our plane of existence.

If it goes, we go.

We've gotta get danny.

Danny: o.k., Tuck, ol' pal,

It's time to get real and fight like men.

You mean fight like machines.

Tuckbot xl says, "put up your dukes."

I am going to wallop on you now.

[Laughing]

That's what all you robots say.

Right, gothbot ?

Yes, danny.

But then, everything you say is wonderfully correct.

Round one, tuckbot.

Sam: danny!

Tucker: the world needs you, man.

Whoa.

It's a robotic... Me.

The perfect marriage of me and machine.

They said it couldn't be done.

Anything can be done with mone.

Sam: this is sick.

You replaced us with robots?

My make-up looks nothing like that.

And I do not have rivets in my cheeks.

Though that might look pretty cool.

See, that's exactly why I ordered them.

Robots don't freak out.

They behave according to pre-set algorithms.

These two understand danny phantom.

Snap out of it, danny

Take it from me, money can change a person.

You can't let it.

You're danny phantom.

You're supposed to stop bad guys.

Not sit around on your butt counting money.

Jack: danny, come on...

It's time to sit on our butts and count our money.

You know, quality family time.

Your friends all look remarkably similar.

Danny, the guys in white are planning to blow up the ghost zone with an anti-ecto m*ssile.

Relax.

I told you, I put a password-protected lock on the portal.

It's "open sesame."

[Laughing] good one, huh?

Once they crack that password, they'll destroy our world along with the ghost zone.

We've got to stop-

Not "we."

I am done .

I got it made here.

Playing hero takes way too much energy.

Danny, you're ticking me off.

I thought there was something more to you.

Something... Deeper.

Go ahead, get ticked off.

I got my robot friends to back me up now.

Fine, but you should know those robots will never say what you really need to hear.

All I need to hear is "game time," "dinner time," and "milkshake time."

And they're programmed to say it.

Then you should program "chump time,"

Because you are being a rich, snobby jerk.

Come on, tucker.

We've got a few worlds to save.

Ha, ha, ha, "chump time."

She is a very funny human.

Ha, ha, ha.

Stand back, tucker.

[Grunting]

Man: ow!

Oops.oops.

You can't keep us here.

I know the law.

I read a graphic novel version of the constitution.

We just need you out of the way until we finish our mission.

You mean destroying the world?

Part of it, yes.

The nasty, ghost-infested part.

Won't that be nice?

But you're wrong.

If you destroy the ghost zone, you also destroy-

Hey, kids, lighten up.

We're the good guys.

We wear white, remember?

Well, the password does not include the words "fenton," "jack," "maddie," or "world's best mom."

Keep trying.

Don't let these meddling kids slow us down.

Cool.

I always wanted to be called a meddling kid.

Super.

Now you can die happy.

[Bell dinging]

Hello...? [Echo]

Care for a shake?

No thanks, hobson.

No appetite.

Forgive me, master daniel.

You seem a tad "bummed."

Did your milkshake straw become clogged?

I'm just goin' through some stuff.

Perhaps a rousing game of caveman car thief would quicken the pulse.

I've played my games.

Bought tons of extra junk.

Counted my money, again .

It's just not... Satisfying.

Dare I say, perhaps there is more to life than wealth?

Um, what do you suppose your purpose might be, master daniel?

Oh, huh, lately?

Um, bein' a rich jerk?

Does that feel like the real you?

Not exactly.

It seems to me your friends tucker and sam know the real you.

You think?

Certainly more than those two automatons in your room.

A good friend is like a good butler,

Indispensable and loyal for life.

Thanks, hobson.

Um, there's something important the real me needs to help out with.

Later.

Suddenly got my appetite back.

Way to get your "butler" in gear, sir.

Mom, dad?

Is the new portal fin... Huh?

Where is everybody?

Mr. And mrs. Fenton have gone to the theater.

Reality drill, I need to get into the ghost zone, quick.

What's your e.t.a. On breaking through?

Ghost zone?

Breaking through?

Yeah, ghost zone!

You're a drill, you're drilling to get to the ghost zone, remember?

Huh?

"For novelty purposes only"?

Wait, you're not really a reality drill?

No, but I make a mean ecto-latte.

Good purchase, dad.

[Gasping]

Whoa.

It's a guys in white invasion force.

[Gasping]

I'll never get past them.

Stopping the m*ssile from inside the ghost zone is still my best bet.

And there's only one other way I can think of to get in.

Now where would that portal be?

O.k., Think fast.

If I were vlad's portal, where would I be?

Whoa, that is a really big, really ugly painting.

Evil dudes are so predictable.

There's gotta be a way to open it.

Good-bye, ugly painting.

Hello, ghost zone.

[Maniacal laughter]

O.k., Where am i?

The ghost king's castle?

Aw, man, I'm halfway across the zone.

I need speed.

Huh?

Augh!

Sorry, johnny.

It's for your own good.

Captain youngblood, intrepid astronaut,

Prepares for his historic launch into space.

Phantom, dude, you're just in time.

Wanna watch me launch myself into the hearts of millions?

No time, youngblood.

Maybe later, if we're all still around.

This shareware program will crack the password code, sir.

I'll just hook up my laptop and-

Whoa!

[Coughing]

Ugh, whoa-whoa-whoa, ugh.

What is this place, haunted?

No, you guys are just really, really mental.

[Laughing] yeah.

You're too stupid to crack the easiest password in the world.

Says you.

Yeah, says me.

"Says me."

Sesame?

Open sesame.

Oops.

O.k., They're not that stupid.

[Roaring]

Urh, danny phantom.

Skulker's skeet practice just got interesting.

Danny: whoa.

Whoa, easy boy, you need me alive.

The ghost zone is in hardcore danger.

What are you babbling abou...

Come on, "open sesame"?

It can't be the code, it's too ridiculous.

We're talkin' fenton here.

Right.

I'll give it a shot.

[Gasping][gasping]

Finally, something works around here.

Pull that door open.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no!

Gentlemen, we are about to peer into a whole new world...

For us to destroy.

This calls for a toast.

Maybe a nice cheese plate.

No.

This calls for the ghost zone m*ssile.

Operative o.

Fire when ready.

This is gonna be so cool.

I still don't get why should we trust you, phan...

Pipe down and pull.

[Grunting]

Fire!

Nice job, boys.

[Groaning]

So that was a... Novelty rocket?

I guess a w*apon that destroys stuff in that reality

Just makes a gooey mess in this reality.

Man: I can't take it anymore.

Stone walls out of nowhere?

Bubble gum bombs?

This lab is cursed.

Unlock those kids and let's get out of here before it destroys us all.

[Screaming]

Ah, there you guys are.

Listen, [grunting], we've had just a skosh of seller's remorse, and, uh,

Well, we were kind of hoping that-

It's all yours.

[Screaming]

Man: lock, stock and barrel.

Just let us out of here.

Careful, fellas, we're not made of money, anymore.

I'm glad we're back, jack.

And I'm glad we get to see the kids on more than just a tiny tv screen.

Danny: we're glad to see you guys, too.

Life was lonely in the library stacks.

Books are great, but hardly as entertaining as you guys.

Yeah, that mansion was so big, I lost something sort of important to me.

Myself.

I'm glad to be back.

Heck, I'm even sort of looking forward to working hard again.

Tucker: great.

You can start with helping get this ecto-goo off us.

Without pulling our hair out.

All: hobson...

Oh, right.

I miss being rich already.

Do not despair, danny, you still have us.

Augh!

[♪...]

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Chorus: ♪ billionfold

Man: inc.