02x17 - Kindred Spirits

[bunniefuu]

Man: file vm.

Stop. Analysis.

File vx.

Stop. Analysis.

File mi.

Analysis.

File sm. Stop.

File im. Stop. Analysis.

Conclusion?

I'm sorry, sweetheart. Inconclusive data.

Experiment cannot be completed without mid-morph sample.

Bah! The equipment I gave valerie to fight ghosts

Has been monitoring daniel for months,

And I'm still missing the one piece I need!

[Snaps fingers]

You know what to do.

Yes, father.

"Father"? Ha! I do so love that.

Now, say it again the way I programmed you to.

Jack fenton is an idiot.

I am glad I serve you.

Jack fenton is an idiot.

I am glad I serve you.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow-white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's a phantom, he's a phantom ♪

♪ Danny phantom, phantom

Oh, darn it!

Th hole, sam. I b*at you here, I win.

Rrr!

Huh?

That's one.

And two.

, ,

And . Ha!

Rrr!

Boo!

Aaah! Danny, knock it off!

Yeah, you were supposed to be here an hour ago.

By the way, that still counts.

Danny: uh, sorry I was late,

But you'll be happy to know that the ghost king won't be...

Ok, I overslept.

[Scoffs] danny, you have got to start being more considerate.

Yeah, dude. Lately you've been treating us like sidekicks instead of friends.

And when you get into a fight, we're the ones who take the b*ating.

Oh, come on! Name one time.

In, in, in, in! Get him in, in!

[Panting]

Uhh... Uhh...

[Monster roaring]

Look out!

I hate this. I hate this a lot.

Ok, ok, I get it.

I'll try to be a little more considerate,

Starting tomorrow.

[Screaming]

[Moaning]

What kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course?

Well, there is a box ghost.

Obviously all the good haunts have been taken.

[Punches landing]

Aaah!

Oof!

Uhh... [Gasps]

Ha ha ha ha! Seriously, a bed sheet?

What do you got under there?

[Growling]

[Gasps]

Change back!

What? Get off me!

[Roaring]

[Grunts]

Got to get out of here.

Trashing the golf course, huh?

But we didn't do it!

Really? Anybody else you want to pin the blame on, then?

No. No.

Guys, I'm sorry, but if I stuck around,

Somebody could have figured out my secret identity.

"Sorry" doesn't get us out of having to clean up this golf course.

And "sorry" doesn't clean it, either.

I know, I know,

And I appreciate it, but, uh...

Can I help you?

Sam: yes!

No! Not you!

Not so loud. I'm danielle,

Your third cousin once removed?

I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food?

Uh, I got to go.

Of course you do!

[Loud burp] ah!

You want to be an astronaut?

Do you know they only choose people...

Both: every two years to go into the space program

Yeah, I knew that. How did you?

Dumpty humpty. Those guys rock.

Yeah, I know that, too. You had enough to eat?

Mm-hmm.

Then it's time to talk to my parents.

No!

Look, you say you're my cousin, and maybe you are,

But we still have to call your parents.

I said no!

Hey! Come back!

Man, she's fast.

Ok, she's a -year-old girl.

How far could she possibly have--

[Gasps]

Ho ho. Swell.

After the bed sheet ghost, what's this gonna be,

A spooky bath on a string?

[Roaring]

Aaah!

Man, you look like I do on a bad day,

But I'm gonna make you look worse!

Aaah!

[Grunting]

Hey!

Leave him alone!

Get out of here!

Forget it! I know who you are,

And I came a long way to find you,

And I'm not leaving now.

Huh?

Rrr...ah!

How--

Rrr!

Do you want to ask questions,

Or you want to kick some butt?

The night's getting weirder and weirder,

And I have a lot of questions.

When we get back, my parents are--

[Groans]

And I guess we'll have to answer those questions tomorrow.

Danny: so I hid her in the guest bedroom in the ops center

And she was gone before I left for school.

Are you guys ok?

Dude, we rebuilt a miniature golf course

From scratch yesterday.

How do you think we are?

Guys, I'm sorry.

Broken record.

No, I am! I'm sorry!

I was busy with a super-powered cousin I didn't even know I had.

Sam: and this must be her.

Can you excuse us for a second?

Look, you can't just come in here and use your powers like that.

Aw, come on! It was funny.

Maybe it'd be funnier if I messed up that guy.

Bummer. Today's apple juice day.

Wow! You like nasa,

And you already hate dash.

Maybe we are related.

How 'bout you tell me how you got

Those powers in the first place?

[Both gasp]

Huh? Oh!

[Screaming]

Shall we?

I still have questions.

Let's catch that thing,

And after that, you'll learn everything.

Both: , , .

To k*ll a mockingbird, people!

Who started this?

Both: we'll get the mop.

Race ya!

Ha ha! You are on!

Huh?

No sign of her. I am totally winning.

Are you? Are you really?

What? Vlad?

Of course, fool! Who else?

Aaah!

[Grunting]

Aren't you gonna at least make some stupid cr*ck about my father?

Or a lame come-on about my mom?

No, dear boy.

Funny, joke-around vlad isn't here today.

Help me! Do something!

Oh, I am.

Aaah!

[Panting]

I--i don't understand.

Did I do good, daddy?

You did excellent, child.

I could not wish for a better daughter.

[Groaning]

Ha ha ha ha!

[School bell ringing]

As soon as we get rid of this trash, I'm gonna find danny

And give him a piece of my--[both gasp]

Danny! Oh, man!

I should have known that girl was bad news when she dumped all that food on us!

Uh, danny did that, too.

Yeah, but he's our friend. We have history.

Lancer: manson? Foley?

Can you tell me why you're not still in the cafeteria?

[Quietly] we have to help him.

Why aren't we in the cafeteria?

Um...

Because we're meeting danny and totally ditching school.

And there's nothing you can do about it, old man.

Old man?

You two are in a world of trouble!

Ow. My hip.

[Moaning]

Huh?

You've been spying on me?

Ok, I've said it before and I'll say it again.

You really are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop.

A fruit loop would not have been able to make his first million

With a series of invisible burglaries.

A fruit loop would never have thought

To overshadow enough millionaires

To become one of the richest men on the planet.

I am not a fruit loop!

And I am not a villain.

All I wanted was love.

Vlad: it's taken months,

And the good clone still needs more time

Before we can accept your dna.

So those ghosts...

Bad clones. Mistakes.

[Roars]

And I would watch a hundred more failures

Devolve into ectoplasm

To get the perfect half-ghost son.

Oh, yeah. Heh heh! Nothing loopy about that.

Are you under the impression you're getting out of this?

I need a dna sample of you mid-morph to complete my work.

[Snaps fingers]

[Gasps]

Get out of me!

Aaah!

And then you will be obsolete.

[Ringing]

Sweetie, can you get that?

Shh!

Maddie: and we wonder where danny gets his ability

To push things off on his friends.

Hello?

Mr. Lancer?

[Gasps] they what?

Tucker: man, lancer seemed mad.

Maybe you shouldn't have called him "old man"?

The booo-merang?

It's still keyed in to danny's ectoplasmic signature, remember?

Sam! Tucker! Get out of that thing!

What? I can't hear you over the roar of the rockets.

Could you activate the roar of the rockets, please?

You kids are in a world of trouble!

Ok. Find danny!

Tucker, follow that stupidly named tracking device.

[Screaming]

Well?

Subject is still resisting morph, dear heart.

Containment chamber beginning to overload.

Oopsie. Has overloaded.

Ah! I will--

Danielle!

How--how long have you been floating there?

Am I an imperfection, a mistake?

What? Ha ha!

Dearest, I wasn't talking about you.

I was talking about the other clones.

[Groaning]

Aaah!

[Screams]

I know. It's horrible, isn't it?

That's why I need daniel's dna,

To stabilize you, my greatest creation.

Really?

Uh-huh.

But here's what I need you to do.

Sam: where are we?

Somewhere near the wyoming-colorado border.

Hey, look! There's a jackelope.

And there's a mongoose.

Tucker! Dive!

[Both screaming]

Sweet! Can we take the same route back?

Which way should i--

Aaah!

You're not going anywhere.

[Gasps]

Stop fighting. I know you're too weak to b*at me.

I'm not gonna fight you.

Every time I fight a clone, they turn to goop.

[Screams]

But you're not mindless like those other clones.

I don't want to hurt you.

Then let my father have your morph dna, so he can save me.

He's not going to save you!

He's using you! You're nothing but a mess

He's not gonna clean up!

You're a liar!

Aaah!

And I'm going to prove it.

[Groaning]

All secure, dad.

I still don't know how I'm going to get him to morph,

Unless...

Unless you can overshadow him for me, dear,

Force the transformation?

But the last clone that tried that melted.

What if it's too much?

Oh, it won't be.

But what if--

You exist to serve me!

Just do it!

You are not the boss of me!

No! No!

You're helping me now?

You want to ask questions

Or you want to kick some butt?

Nice!

[Groaning]

Oh! Huh?

Prime clone destabilized, lamb chop.

Degeneration happening, sweetness.

No! No!

Nooo!

[Growling]

I can do this.

You don't have to. Cover your ears and get behind me.

[Inhales deeply]

[Screaming]

Aaah!

Systems damaged.

Going critical.

Losing coherence.

And I never loved you.

I loved the jack program.

Maddie!

Out of power,

But worth it to take this place down.

[Gasps]

Get away from him!

I don't think so, girl.

You don't dare use your powers again,

And he's beaten.

This is over.

Oh, what stupidity is this?

Danny: oh, man! Am I glad to see you!

Of course you are. We're here to help you,

And apparently, so is your cousin.

I can't focus my powers!

Which means I don't need mine to do this.

So, dad...

Stay away from my cousin.

Do you have any idea how much trouble we're in right now?

And for what? Not even so much as a--

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, you guys!

I'll never take you for granted again.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Ok, dude, easy.

Yeah. Apology accepted, already.

And I wouldn't have gotten out of this without you, danielle.

Danielle?

Where'd she go?

Jack, maddie, and lancer: you are in so much trouble!

Jack: skipping school, stealing and wrecking the specter speeder!

Calling me "old man."

Tucker, sam, when I call your parents,

You are going to be grounded--

But there's no need to call their parents, really, right?

All: what?

Now just wait a minute.

No, she's right.

I mean, you can always build a better

And more cool version of your...ship thing, right?

Hey, that's true!

I'm gonna start building a cooler ship thing right now!

[Door opens, closes]

I didn't know you could overshadow people from a distance. Thanks.

I can't. I--i didn't.

And the best part is I didn't have to waste any energy on your dad.

It's danni, with an "i." And don't worry.

You'll see me again.

Tucker? Sam? Wait up!

Did I say thank you?

Only about a million times.

Uh, did I say I appreciate--

We're your best friends, dude. It's not necessary.

Well, heh heh! Seriously, thank you for--

Both: enough!

[Giggling]