05x19 - This Diamond Ring
Posted: 03/07/24 19:45
okay i got a bunch i got games to play
with your lover in bed
a thousand and one erotic knights and
keep your pants on a beginner's guide to
tantric sex
what i made that one up don't tell me
you know there's probably an even better
selection of books
like this online honey we are married
adults we have sex
nothing to be embarrassed about come on
okay
you're buying the collector's guide to
model railroads and cooking for one are
you seeing connection here casey jones
just trying to help
[Laughter]
marlene when did you start working here
hmm shortly after your husband
canned me and my life spiraled down into
minimum wage hell
very interesting selection just casual
reading
or a cry for help
scan news flash you're not the boss of
me anymore
dylan is
that'll be 63-21
you carry loose checks in your purse how
do you keep track
if it's over a hundred dollars i write
it down on my hand
oh my god i hope that's a phone number
i'm gonna need to see your driver's
license don't look at the photo i was
eating a jawbreaker
you know this has expired therma how
could you let your license expire
it's not something you do greg it just
happens
well it's just it's just a little
irresponsible
you know a sweet talk like that no
wonder you need the books here you go
let me know how they work out we will no
we won't
my prayers are with you
[Music]
[Applause]
pretend roadways are most slippery
dharma
true it's multiple choice okay then b
teeth or no teeth
it's a driver's license i know and i've
never taken a good one
you know most people study for their dmv
test most people balance their
checkbooks most people carry
their checkbooks it's a small purse
where else am i supposed to put my
harmonica
just don't know how you're going to pass
[Applause]
we're ready to take the test ah see
he thinks i'm ready
um excuse me i have a question just a
minute
may i help you yes um question seven on
the sample test about posted speed
limits doesn't take into account the
california basic speed law
sir this is renewals meaningless piddly
crap is line four
this isn't piddly crap by suggesting
that that's the right answer
you're encouraging people to act in a
way which may pose a danger to others on
the highway
you're right i'm sorry starting tomorrow
we'll institute a recall of every
driver's license that's ever been issued
in the state of california
and you'll be receiving a special little
[Music]
badge
run did you check your answers that's
what this guy's doing
you passed yes i didn't even study
you'll be receiving your permanent
license
in the mail what are you doing with that
okay keep it in a safe place i'm gonna
put it in my harmonica case
oh my god what's wrong
i just remembered that larry wanted to
put the van up on blocks does he need a
special form for that
of course form 535 non-operation of a
motor vehicle
great could you go get me one uh
sure okay excuse me was i wearing a
diamond ring when i came in here
let me check my diary i usually write
that kind of thing down
oh when you're masking pain with sarcasm
i'm sorry i don't have time to help
excuse me did you see a ring over here
it was a diamond it's kind of heirloomie
looking because
it is an heirloom
which i didn't know when i got it and if
i lose it now it's gonna make me look
really irresponsible to some people like
this guy
hey what's going on i'm just talking
fashion with this guy
it's a really cool hat i have one like
it but you it's so much better
hi hi hi where's janet
i don't know i'm a temp okay
well i'm greg's wife permanent
and i need you to do something for me
that might seem a little weird
well i don't think i should i'm a temp
it's no big deal it's just um i i lost
my engagement ring and i've been
freaking out about it all day long but
i'm pretty sure i know where it is now
greg and i kind of got busy in his
office last night it's got to be in
there
okay okay so i just need you to make up
some kind of bogus meeting to get him
out of there so that i can go in there
and look in the couch and on the desk
and in the corner behind the plant
they said it would just be phones and
light filing
great uh so as soon as that's done we'll
set up a teleconference with their cfo
okay and i'll drop a revised proposal
terrific hi
hey listen gretchen uh if you wanted to
work on that proposal together maybe we
could do it over at my place
over some drinks i don't think so pete
i'm getting somewhere she didn't call me
phil
you know pete i think drinks at your
place is a little much why don't you
just ask her to have coffee with you
how is that gonna impair her judgment
enough to sleep with me
hey so did you uh come by just to say hi
no i came by to see if you wanted to get
a cup of coffee
but it turns out that you have a very
important meeting to go to
they need you on the 8th floor right
away i'll just wait in your office
um we don't have offices on the eighth
floor
i think it's a travel agency or a
dentist office
yes they said you know what it's about
who did the travel agent
and the dentist
[Applause]
i don't think i have a meeting uh do you
want to go get that cup of coffee honey
who has time for coffee i have to go to
the supermarket and the co-op and the
you wash doggy place
yes you watch doggy please
do you know what that was about i would
tell you
therma i'm a little uncomfortable with
you being this concerned about a
material object
it's not the object it's what it
represents i'm sorry we're looking for
what a ring represents
good point honey is the ring is just a
symbol of your commitment to your life
partner
when you have it when you don't it
symbolizes an irresponsible wife who
lets her license expire and loses
jewelry
that's why abby and i planted a tree
together you can almost always find a
tree
honey i'm sure greg's gonna understand
abby maybe he will but the ring is an
heirloom from kitty
who got it from her mother who gave it
to her in lieu of
kindness and warmth
that's greg at cool
larry larry what are you doing you're
right that's a different deal
[Laughter]
hey pete greg's not here no i want to
talk to you well now's not a good time
well this won't take long you were right
about asking gretchen out for coffee
it worked like a charm now how do i get
her to go for the whole
pizza can i possibly call you with that
later
well no later i'll be having coffee with
her and well the only thing i know to
say that works is will you have coffee
with me and that'd be a little awkward
at that point
hang on i got something for you
oh you met a woman
yeah yeah yeah i don't want to get all
sentimental but god is she hot
this stuff's good a little salty a
little sweet what is it
stuff we found on the couch
it's not bad inside this notebook is
everything women are looking for in a
guy wow really
you don't have it on tape i'm not much
of a reader don't just go
down what did you give him well when i
was looking in the closet for the ring i
found this silly list that me and some
friends made when we were 12. it was our
idea of the perfect boy you know polite
funny doesn't throw rocks at you
honey how is that gonna help i don't
know but it's not gonna hurt him and
he's gone so let's just
keep looking i found it i found it
karma
there you are
where were you i was looking for you oh
well look at that we found each other
and you know what honey a day doesn't go
by when i'm not thankful that we did
come on let's get back to ben what were
you doing on the fire escape
i was on the roof
i left my engagement ring on the roof
you lost my mother's family right now
greg this is not a lost ring this right
here is a found ring
as soon as we get the tar off of it it's
going to be good as new well you could
have told me it was missing i would have
helped you look for it
would you have tied it into the whole
driver's license dharma is irresponsible
theme
my point here
she would have had help looking well the
important thing is is that i found it
and i'm going to be more careful from
now on okay okay i'm gonna
balance my checkbook and i'm not gonna
lose things anymore i'm gonna close that
window i'm gonna close windows
if you had no idea you were so funny
well i think a sense of humor is
important for a guy but a mature sense
of humor you know
not turning your eyelids inside out kind
of thing
listen i still really am do you want to
stop somewhere for a drink
well i'm not much of a drinker myself
but that's something you'd like to do
i sure won't throw rocks at you
this is very very disturbing
do you know what's going on here i do
and i could
explain it to you but i don't think it'd
help you understand because it's not
helping me
that's a beautiful bracelet i'd go
nicely to those earrings you had on
yesterday
oh you noticed my earrings let's just
say i'm a boy who does his homework
you know what on the other hand they
look like they really like each other
what's the harm
well i might throw up a very expensive
dinner
oh god they're open i'm gonna run in and
get my ring okay
stop that really no
tell him what you said to me i said you
should stop pulling before that
you got to hear this tell him i said
this ring
is a beautiful fake what
i have been k*lling myself over a fake
ring
that can't be are you sure the sign says
jeweler that means i know diamonds if it
said butcher i'd know brisket
i would never give a girl fake jewelry
or noogies
well this is a lovely surprise shall i
have celia bring us some tea perhaps uh
no we we can't stay long um we just
wanted to let you know
that dharma had her ring cleaned
at a jeweler yes
before you begin may i have a moment to
present my side
by all means you gave me a fake ring
darma we're letting mother go first
to begin with it's a very good copy only
a jeweler can tell the difference
i'm so stipulated why don't we just skip
ahead to the part where she doesn't
trust me as far as she can throw me
all right if you will recall
when gregory came to me for the ring you
had been married for five days
having known each other for five days
now now now i understand
that you've grown to have a deep
affection for each other and you appear
to be deeply committed to this
marriage however at the time i had
concerns
but we explained it to you kitty we told
you we were soul mates in the universe
meant for us to be together
hence my disquiet mother were you ever
going to say anything well i intended to
but
time went on and uh i sort of missed
that window in which it
would have been not awkward to bring it
up such a weenie
excuse all right all right all right um
where's the real ring well it's in a
safe deposit box so don't you think
dahmer would be much more comfortable
wearing this ring well because
you know what greg forget it she doesn't
trust me
i don't need this ring and i really
don't need to stand here and listen to
her justify why after five years of
marriage to her son
she still doesn't think that i should
have it
well that was indeed awkward but i think
it worked out all right
mother
where are you going i'm just going to
answer the door
okay don't take too long
forgotten himmel oh great
great crazy i didn't understand your
message what's the emergency
it's gretchen is she sick with love
i haven't been out of that bedroom in
two days and this is a problem
i can't feel my legs greg you gotta
think of an excuse to get me out of here
i have to go my wife is very upset oh
that won't work she knows i'm not
married
oh hello greg all right gretchen pete
can't talk now
he's very busy now sweetie remember
without a little down time there's no
uptime
oh yes i need your strength i'll make
your sandwich and a nice cold beer
help me you know this is all dharma's
fault
why she gave me this little book of
stuff to do you know things like
listen to a girl's feelings and ask her
what she thinks about it
worked right drink plenty of fluids and
uh don't forget to stretch
well the sex is great you know it's a
little bit out of my league but i could
train for that you know i could get the
hang of it
it's just that now she's talking about
marriage and growing all together and
flying me down to dusseldorf to meet the
volks
you you can undo this just be yourself
women don't like you
miss jesus greg i got one with him
here you are dharma and i hope you will
accept my sincere
apology i do
you may now kiss the bride i hope you
understand why i did what i did and i
know it was misguided and
i trust you will forgive me welcome to
the family
thank you oh and there's more oh an
antique choker that's dressy but you can
still wear casual
your very own safe deposit box in your
name my gift to you completely paid for
now if you have anything that's very
valuable you place it in here where it
will be safe you can come and visit
whatever you want
every regular banking hours that's a
great idea
kitty 1961 e flat honer it's kind of
rare
oh
[Music]
coming
oh hi gretchen pete broke up with me
why i broke up with you it seemed like
you guys were doing great
i thought so too he seemed to care about
who i was not just how i looked
but then he started saying something
like he wasn't himself and i was too
needy
and i told him i didn't understand and
he said you'd be able to explain it to
me
right listen gretchen let me ask you
something okay
if you had something that you knew was
really valuable would you wear it out
into the world or would you
keep it hidden someplace safe i guess
i'd wear it out into the world yeah but
then you run the risk of losing it
two so maybe it is better to keep it
locked up
wow i never thought of it that way yeah
cause you know then you have it
and no one can take it from you and then
when it's appropriate you show it off
oops and that's how my feelings should
be kept inside waiting until the right
time
that makes so much sense thank you thank
you so much
wait what
that's mine well i guess i'll be the
tiebreaker
i think dharma looks more like a possum
i'm getting it redone no drama it's just
a driver's license photo you don't have
to have it redone
she really does oh there's a marvelous
photographer at the dmv in atherton it's
a bit of a drive but oh
it's worth it thank you
oh dumb i have a meaning to tell you i'm
so delighted to see that you're wearing
that ring it does no one any good
locked up well and at the same time i
want you to know that i really see your
point about keeping it locked in a bank
nonsense you wear it this is the fake
the real one's in here and i can't get
it out
it's not my bank uh-huh i was going to
put it in the safe deposit box but the
bank was closed so i thought i'd put it
in my jewelry box with my jewelry box is
this pringles can it just has that
little plastic lid you know
it seals in the freshness but not the
jewelry so i thought oh i'll put it in
the little bank until i can get it to
the big bank
you know that's rusted shut yeah we know
that now don't we so i took it to a
locksmith and he said he'd have to use a
torch and it might ruin the ring so here
please take it and don't ever let me
have it again
there is no need to be upset a ring is
an object
and there is no object that is more
important than a person
there's no way she's that evolved well
she gave me another fake well it's a
good thing that i did because look what
happened
i can't believe you said to yourself
that you're irresponsible and here you
are you're irresponsible that's when i
thought it was the real reason i do not
need to discuss this with you anymore
yes you do because you're gonna give me
the real ring and i'm gonna put in the
stupid little bank lock it up and give
it back to you
you know some people think my photo
looks like lauren green
a little bit he was a great actor very
underrated
you know if i'm not mistaken i think
lauren green was canadian i believe
you're right
how to mend a broken heart smart women
foolish choices women men
love women men leave these are for you
yes this is the happiest day of my life
marlene don't blow oh right if
slenderella here can't keep one then
we're all screwed
with your lover in bed
a thousand and one erotic knights and
keep your pants on a beginner's guide to
tantric sex
what i made that one up don't tell me
you know there's probably an even better
selection of books
like this online honey we are married
adults we have sex
nothing to be embarrassed about come on
okay
you're buying the collector's guide to
model railroads and cooking for one are
you seeing connection here casey jones
just trying to help
[Laughter]
marlene when did you start working here
hmm shortly after your husband
canned me and my life spiraled down into
minimum wage hell
very interesting selection just casual
reading
or a cry for help
scan news flash you're not the boss of
me anymore
dylan is
that'll be 63-21
you carry loose checks in your purse how
do you keep track
if it's over a hundred dollars i write
it down on my hand
oh my god i hope that's a phone number
i'm gonna need to see your driver's
license don't look at the photo i was
eating a jawbreaker
you know this has expired therma how
could you let your license expire
it's not something you do greg it just
happens
well it's just it's just a little
irresponsible
you know a sweet talk like that no
wonder you need the books here you go
let me know how they work out we will no
we won't
my prayers are with you
[Music]
[Applause]
pretend roadways are most slippery
dharma
true it's multiple choice okay then b
teeth or no teeth
it's a driver's license i know and i've
never taken a good one
you know most people study for their dmv
test most people balance their
checkbooks most people carry
their checkbooks it's a small purse
where else am i supposed to put my
harmonica
just don't know how you're going to pass
[Applause]
we're ready to take the test ah see
he thinks i'm ready
um excuse me i have a question just a
minute
may i help you yes um question seven on
the sample test about posted speed
limits doesn't take into account the
california basic speed law
sir this is renewals meaningless piddly
crap is line four
this isn't piddly crap by suggesting
that that's the right answer
you're encouraging people to act in a
way which may pose a danger to others on
the highway
you're right i'm sorry starting tomorrow
we'll institute a recall of every
driver's license that's ever been issued
in the state of california
and you'll be receiving a special little
[Music]
badge
run did you check your answers that's
what this guy's doing
you passed yes i didn't even study
you'll be receiving your permanent
license
in the mail what are you doing with that
okay keep it in a safe place i'm gonna
put it in my harmonica case
oh my god what's wrong
i just remembered that larry wanted to
put the van up on blocks does he need a
special form for that
of course form 535 non-operation of a
motor vehicle
great could you go get me one uh
sure okay excuse me was i wearing a
diamond ring when i came in here
let me check my diary i usually write
that kind of thing down
oh when you're masking pain with sarcasm
i'm sorry i don't have time to help
excuse me did you see a ring over here
it was a diamond it's kind of heirloomie
looking because
it is an heirloom
which i didn't know when i got it and if
i lose it now it's gonna make me look
really irresponsible to some people like
this guy
hey what's going on i'm just talking
fashion with this guy
it's a really cool hat i have one like
it but you it's so much better
hi hi hi where's janet
i don't know i'm a temp okay
well i'm greg's wife permanent
and i need you to do something for me
that might seem a little weird
well i don't think i should i'm a temp
it's no big deal it's just um i i lost
my engagement ring and i've been
freaking out about it all day long but
i'm pretty sure i know where it is now
greg and i kind of got busy in his
office last night it's got to be in
there
okay okay so i just need you to make up
some kind of bogus meeting to get him
out of there so that i can go in there
and look in the couch and on the desk
and in the corner behind the plant
they said it would just be phones and
light filing
great uh so as soon as that's done we'll
set up a teleconference with their cfo
okay and i'll drop a revised proposal
terrific hi
hey listen gretchen uh if you wanted to
work on that proposal together maybe we
could do it over at my place
over some drinks i don't think so pete
i'm getting somewhere she didn't call me
phil
you know pete i think drinks at your
place is a little much why don't you
just ask her to have coffee with you
how is that gonna impair her judgment
enough to sleep with me
hey so did you uh come by just to say hi
no i came by to see if you wanted to get
a cup of coffee
but it turns out that you have a very
important meeting to go to
they need you on the 8th floor right
away i'll just wait in your office
um we don't have offices on the eighth
floor
i think it's a travel agency or a
dentist office
yes they said you know what it's about
who did the travel agent
and the dentist
[Applause]
i don't think i have a meeting uh do you
want to go get that cup of coffee honey
who has time for coffee i have to go to
the supermarket and the co-op and the
you wash doggy place
yes you watch doggy please
do you know what that was about i would
tell you
therma i'm a little uncomfortable with
you being this concerned about a
material object
it's not the object it's what it
represents i'm sorry we're looking for
what a ring represents
good point honey is the ring is just a
symbol of your commitment to your life
partner
when you have it when you don't it
symbolizes an irresponsible wife who
lets her license expire and loses
jewelry
that's why abby and i planted a tree
together you can almost always find a
tree
honey i'm sure greg's gonna understand
abby maybe he will but the ring is an
heirloom from kitty
who got it from her mother who gave it
to her in lieu of
kindness and warmth
that's greg at cool
larry larry what are you doing you're
right that's a different deal
[Laughter]
hey pete greg's not here no i want to
talk to you well now's not a good time
well this won't take long you were right
about asking gretchen out for coffee
it worked like a charm now how do i get
her to go for the whole
pizza can i possibly call you with that
later
well no later i'll be having coffee with
her and well the only thing i know to
say that works is will you have coffee
with me and that'd be a little awkward
at that point
hang on i got something for you
oh you met a woman
yeah yeah yeah i don't want to get all
sentimental but god is she hot
this stuff's good a little salty a
little sweet what is it
stuff we found on the couch
it's not bad inside this notebook is
everything women are looking for in a
guy wow really
you don't have it on tape i'm not much
of a reader don't just go
down what did you give him well when i
was looking in the closet for the ring i
found this silly list that me and some
friends made when we were 12. it was our
idea of the perfect boy you know polite
funny doesn't throw rocks at you
honey how is that gonna help i don't
know but it's not gonna hurt him and
he's gone so let's just
keep looking i found it i found it
karma
there you are
where were you i was looking for you oh
well look at that we found each other
and you know what honey a day doesn't go
by when i'm not thankful that we did
come on let's get back to ben what were
you doing on the fire escape
i was on the roof
i left my engagement ring on the roof
you lost my mother's family right now
greg this is not a lost ring this right
here is a found ring
as soon as we get the tar off of it it's
going to be good as new well you could
have told me it was missing i would have
helped you look for it
would you have tied it into the whole
driver's license dharma is irresponsible
theme
my point here
she would have had help looking well the
important thing is is that i found it
and i'm going to be more careful from
now on okay okay i'm gonna
balance my checkbook and i'm not gonna
lose things anymore i'm gonna close that
window i'm gonna close windows
if you had no idea you were so funny
well i think a sense of humor is
important for a guy but a mature sense
of humor you know
not turning your eyelids inside out kind
of thing
listen i still really am do you want to
stop somewhere for a drink
well i'm not much of a drinker myself
but that's something you'd like to do
i sure won't throw rocks at you
this is very very disturbing
do you know what's going on here i do
and i could
explain it to you but i don't think it'd
help you understand because it's not
helping me
that's a beautiful bracelet i'd go
nicely to those earrings you had on
yesterday
oh you noticed my earrings let's just
say i'm a boy who does his homework
you know what on the other hand they
look like they really like each other
what's the harm
well i might throw up a very expensive
dinner
oh god they're open i'm gonna run in and
get my ring okay
stop that really no
tell him what you said to me i said you
should stop pulling before that
you got to hear this tell him i said
this ring
is a beautiful fake what
i have been k*lling myself over a fake
ring
that can't be are you sure the sign says
jeweler that means i know diamonds if it
said butcher i'd know brisket
i would never give a girl fake jewelry
or noogies
well this is a lovely surprise shall i
have celia bring us some tea perhaps uh
no we we can't stay long um we just
wanted to let you know
that dharma had her ring cleaned
at a jeweler yes
before you begin may i have a moment to
present my side
by all means you gave me a fake ring
darma we're letting mother go first
to begin with it's a very good copy only
a jeweler can tell the difference
i'm so stipulated why don't we just skip
ahead to the part where she doesn't
trust me as far as she can throw me
all right if you will recall
when gregory came to me for the ring you
had been married for five days
having known each other for five days
now now now i understand
that you've grown to have a deep
affection for each other and you appear
to be deeply committed to this
marriage however at the time i had
concerns
but we explained it to you kitty we told
you we were soul mates in the universe
meant for us to be together
hence my disquiet mother were you ever
going to say anything well i intended to
but
time went on and uh i sort of missed
that window in which it
would have been not awkward to bring it
up such a weenie
excuse all right all right all right um
where's the real ring well it's in a
safe deposit box so don't you think
dahmer would be much more comfortable
wearing this ring well because
you know what greg forget it she doesn't
trust me
i don't need this ring and i really
don't need to stand here and listen to
her justify why after five years of
marriage to her son
she still doesn't think that i should
have it
well that was indeed awkward but i think
it worked out all right
mother
where are you going i'm just going to
answer the door
okay don't take too long
forgotten himmel oh great
great crazy i didn't understand your
message what's the emergency
it's gretchen is she sick with love
i haven't been out of that bedroom in
two days and this is a problem
i can't feel my legs greg you gotta
think of an excuse to get me out of here
i have to go my wife is very upset oh
that won't work she knows i'm not
married
oh hello greg all right gretchen pete
can't talk now
he's very busy now sweetie remember
without a little down time there's no
uptime
oh yes i need your strength i'll make
your sandwich and a nice cold beer
help me you know this is all dharma's
fault
why she gave me this little book of
stuff to do you know things like
listen to a girl's feelings and ask her
what she thinks about it
worked right drink plenty of fluids and
uh don't forget to stretch
well the sex is great you know it's a
little bit out of my league but i could
train for that you know i could get the
hang of it
it's just that now she's talking about
marriage and growing all together and
flying me down to dusseldorf to meet the
volks
you you can undo this just be yourself
women don't like you
miss jesus greg i got one with him
here you are dharma and i hope you will
accept my sincere
apology i do
you may now kiss the bride i hope you
understand why i did what i did and i
know it was misguided and
i trust you will forgive me welcome to
the family
thank you oh and there's more oh an
antique choker that's dressy but you can
still wear casual
your very own safe deposit box in your
name my gift to you completely paid for
now if you have anything that's very
valuable you place it in here where it
will be safe you can come and visit
whatever you want
every regular banking hours that's a
great idea
kitty 1961 e flat honer it's kind of
rare
oh
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oh hi gretchen pete broke up with me
why i broke up with you it seemed like
you guys were doing great
i thought so too he seemed to care about
who i was not just how i looked
but then he started saying something
like he wasn't himself and i was too
needy
and i told him i didn't understand and
he said you'd be able to explain it to
me
right listen gretchen let me ask you
something okay
if you had something that you knew was
really valuable would you wear it out
into the world or would you
keep it hidden someplace safe i guess
i'd wear it out into the world yeah but
then you run the risk of losing it
two so maybe it is better to keep it
locked up
wow i never thought of it that way yeah
cause you know then you have it
and no one can take it from you and then
when it's appropriate you show it off
oops and that's how my feelings should
be kept inside waiting until the right
time
that makes so much sense thank you thank
you so much
wait what
that's mine well i guess i'll be the
tiebreaker
i think dharma looks more like a possum
i'm getting it redone no drama it's just
a driver's license photo you don't have
to have it redone
she really does oh there's a marvelous
photographer at the dmv in atherton it's
a bit of a drive but oh
it's worth it thank you
oh dumb i have a meaning to tell you i'm
so delighted to see that you're wearing
that ring it does no one any good
locked up well and at the same time i
want you to know that i really see your
point about keeping it locked in a bank
nonsense you wear it this is the fake
the real one's in here and i can't get
it out
it's not my bank uh-huh i was going to
put it in the safe deposit box but the
bank was closed so i thought i'd put it
in my jewelry box with my jewelry box is
this pringles can it just has that
little plastic lid you know
it seals in the freshness but not the
jewelry so i thought oh i'll put it in
the little bank until i can get it to
the big bank
you know that's rusted shut yeah we know
that now don't we so i took it to a
locksmith and he said he'd have to use a
torch and it might ruin the ring so here
please take it and don't ever let me
have it again
there is no need to be upset a ring is
an object
and there is no object that is more
important than a person
there's no way she's that evolved well
she gave me another fake well it's a
good thing that i did because look what
happened
i can't believe you said to yourself
that you're irresponsible and here you
are you're irresponsible that's when i
thought it was the real reason i do not
need to discuss this with you anymore
yes you do because you're gonna give me
the real ring and i'm gonna put in the
stupid little bank lock it up and give
it back to you
you know some people think my photo
looks like lauren green
a little bit he was a great actor very
underrated
you know if i'm not mistaken i think
lauren green was canadian i believe
you're right
how to mend a broken heart smart women
foolish choices women men
love women men leave these are for you
yes this is the happiest day of my life
marlene don't blow oh right if
slenderella here can't keep one then
we're all screwed