[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, fellas. Here it is.
My latest invention,
-The House of Tomorrow.
-MICKEY: Oh.
Featuring the latest Von Drake,
groundbreaking technology.
-MICKEY: Ooh! [SQUEALS]
-VON DRAKE: It's got hi-fi, Wi-Fi, lo-fi,
and it has an artificial intelligence
that is catering to your every need.
[expl*si*n]
That sounds amazing.
Tomorrow's technology today?
Guys, imagine the possibilities!
-When can we see it?
-Tomorrow.
Because that's when it opens. [LAUGHS]
Now, who's ready for lunch?
Ooh, ooh, me. You coming, Mick?
Yeah. I'm coming.
[CHORUS VOCALIZING]
You guys. [WHISPERS] It's open.
What do you say we take
a teensy-weensy little peek inside?
Oh, no, technology always goes bad.
[CHUCKLES] I'm game.
[HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Welcome to the House of Tomorrow.
I am the house's artificial intelligence.
Hiya.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
My intelligence matrix allows me
to analyze your every need.
May I analyze your needs?
Yes, please.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Analyzed. Implementing.
You need to freshen up.
I do.
Wow.
This usually takes three hours.
-But it only took...
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Three seconds.
Aw, thanks, House of Tomorrow.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You're welcome, Mickey.
[SCREAMS]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You need to relax.
I can't relax!
-[SCREAMS]
-[THUDS]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Launching relaxation module.
[RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING]
Not bad.
Ah. Not bad at all.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
I am not sure what you need.
I need something
that'll knock my socks off.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You are not wearing socks.
Wow. If you can do that,
then I need a receptionist,
a psychiatrist, a ventriloquist,
a botanist, a philanthropist...
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Prepare for morning sustenance.
Mm. Breakfast.
I need a pogo stick, I need a tricycle,
I need a bicycle, I need a unicycle...
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Processing needs. Processing...
Hey, you're overloading the system.
Just do one need at a time.
-[BEEPING]
-You got it, Mick.
-[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
-One need coming right up. [CLEARS THROAT]
One need?
How am I gonna pick just one need?
It's gotta be a real whopper.
One need?
Oh, this house
is everything I'd hoped for.
[SINGING]
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
[SPEAKING]
Oh, I need to finish reading this.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
His mother dies.
With the technology of tomorrow,
reading is a thing of the past.
[CHUCKLES] I guess I need to find
something else to do.
One need, one need.
How can I pick one need?
I have so many.
I can't think straight.
I think I'm gonna burst!
And now for the secret ingredient: love.
[SLURPS] Mm.
Time to pop these cookies
in the oven for my Minnie.
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: No need.
-[SNAPS]
My matrix has already baked
10,000 cookies.
Wait, who is Minnie?
She's my girlfriend.
[SHATTERING]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
What else do you need to do for this...
"Minnie"?
I've been meaning to write her a poem.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Make it stop!
Make it stop!
[SPLUTTERS]
You don't need to do everything for me!
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
You still need to relax.
-[GRUNTS]
-[DINGING]
-[GRUNTS]
-[DINGING]
-[GRUNTS, GROANS]
-[DINGING]
[SCREAMS]
[PANTS] What's wrong
with this house?
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Do you need to paint portraits of Minnie?
MICKEY: No.
[LULLABY MUSIC PLAYING]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
I already have.
[LOUD DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING]
Whoa.
[ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CACKLING]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
One need, one need, one need,
one need, one need.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Initiating laser acupuncture.
[SCREAMS]
I told you this was a bad idea.
Come on!
[DOORS SLAMMING]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Oh, you can't go.
I plan on tending to your needs forever.
[SINGING] Oh, there's a great
Big, beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
One need, one need, one need...
[GROANS] One need!
[GASPS] Goofy, forget choosing just one.
Give us all your needs now!
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
-MICKEY: Hey, House!
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Huh?
Tend to these needs.
I need a love-hate relationship,
I need a bag to let the cat out of,
I need a big, red...
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Processing needs.
possum... peanut... reggae.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Processing, processing, processing...
It's working.
[SPLUTTERS]
I need Dixieland jazz.
-[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: Pro... pro...
I need all the furniture rearranged.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Can't... can't... can't process...
[SCREAMS]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
Process the needs now.
GOOFY: Needs, needs.
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[ALARM BLARES]
...baba ghanoush, live-in nanny,
pizza, pasta, payday loan,
and a tuna fish sandwich,
hold the mustard. [CHUCKLES]
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:
I've got a need.
I need you to get out!
[ALL SIGH]
Guys, from now on,
let's stick to today's technology.
-DONALD: And how!
-GOOFY: And how!
[SPITS] My house!
Well, we'll deal with that tomorrow.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01x02 - House of Tomorrow
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Series is a continuation and revival of the Emmy Award-winning 2013 Mickey Mouse shorts, uses the same style, and has many of the same cast and crew.
Series is a continuation and revival of the Emmy Award-winning 2013 Mickey Mouse shorts, uses the same style, and has many of the same cast and crew.