[ music playing ]
Zelta Base, this is
the Agamemnon. Date:
October 18, 3026. Destination:
Galaxy 39-E. Time of Arrival:
December 12, 3027. Crew status:
14 members in hibernation
in Cryo-Bays One and Two.
System check completed.
Next communication:
November 18, 3026.
[ steady beeping ]
[ steady beeping ]
[ water dripping ]
[ water dripping ]
[ water dripping ]
[ ventilators breathing ]
[ ventilators breathing ]
[ fast beeps ]
[ gas hisses ]
[ gas hisses ]
[ heart b*ating ]
[ heart b*ating ]
[ heart b*ating ]
[ buzzer blares ]
[ buzzer blares ]
[ buzzer blares ]
[ gas hisses ]
[ gas hisses ]
[ gas hisses ]
[ gasps ]
[ gasps ]
[ power hums off ]
[ power hums off ]
[ alarm beeping ]
[ alarm beeping ]
[ alarm beeping ]
[ power hums off ]
[ power hums off ]
"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him,
Horatio; a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy:
he hath borne me on his back
a thousand times. And now,
how abhorred in my imagination
how abhorred in my imagination
it is.
it is.
Where be your gibes now?
Gambols? Your songs? [ laughs ]
Your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table
on a roar? Not one now, to mock
your own grinning?
Quite chapfallen? Now get you
to my lady's chamber, and tell
her, and let her paint an inch
thick, to this favor
she must..."
I don't like it, Captain.
I didn't like it then,
and I don't like it now.
But you're here.
Yeah. Damn right.
Greed conquers all fear, right?
So keep your mouth shut.
The Agamemnon's our biggest
score yet.
Yeah, but Goad, of all
people? Look, she's a freak,
right? What, she spend the last
five years in a mental
institution?
That freak is the best
programmer money could buy.
Hey, was that before or after
she told that she was
the Messiah?
the Messiah?
[ beeps ]
[ beeps ]
[ beeping ]
All systems reactivated.
Please enter new passwords,
and confirm final
course destination.
[ beeping ]
Accepting new passwords.
[ humming along with beeps ]
In three hours, Goad'll
transfer all that Solarium to
our ship. Enough energy to power
a space station for the next
10 years or annihilate a small
planet in a matter of seconds.
Either way, I don't care,
'cause it's going to the highest
bidder. Let's just hope that
bitch can stay off the juice
long enough to get the job done.
long enough to get the job done.
[ beeping ]
[ beeping ]
New final destination: planet
New final destination: planet
Earth, population 22 billion.
Earth, population 22 billion.
"To be, or not to be-- that
is the question-- Whether 'tis
nobler in the mind to suffer the
slings and arrows of outrageous
fortune, or to take arms against
a sea of trouble, and by
opposing, end them?"
opposing, end them?"
End them. End them.
End them. End them.
Got her. Coming in on audio.
No visual.
"The heartache and
the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to--
'tis a consummation devoutly
to be wish'd."
What did I tell you, right?
Shut up. Goad, is everything
going according to plan?
Is there any reason why it
shouldn't be, Captain?
No. No. What's our E.T.A.?
No. No. What's our E.T.A.?
"To sleep..."
"To sleep..."
"To sleep..."
Main engines activated.
Main engines activated.
Captain, we have a problem.
She's coming in a little bit
fast on us here.
"...perchance to dream--
ay, there's the rub; for in that
sleep of death what dreams may
come, when we have shuffled off
this mortal coil, must give
this mortal coil, must give
us pause."
us pause."
us pause."
sh*t. Goad!
sh*t. Goad!
Cut your engines. You're heading
right at us.
"There's the respect that
makes calamity of so long life."
Captain, look at her.
She's right up our ass.
She's right up our ass.
All right? She's--
All right? She's--
Full stop! Goad!
"...would bear the whips
and scorns of time,
the oppressor's wrong..."
We're not going to make it!
The freak is going to hit us!
The freak is going to hit us!
Hey, screw you!
Hey, screw you!
"Go to, I'll no more on't."
"Go to, I'll no more on't."
Coward! This is my ship.
Coward! This is my ship.
Coward! This is my ship.
"It hath made me mad!"
"It hath made me mad!"
"It hath made me mad!"
[ yell echoing ]
[ yell echoing ]
[ yell fades ]
Computer: Failed.
On reactivation of main
engines, course,
final destination, Earth.
The illiterate, uncivilized,
warring masses, they know not
what they do.
[ soft voices whispering ]
"I am a very foolish fond
old man, fourscore and upward,
not an hour more nor less.
And to deal plainly, I fear
I am not in my perfect mind."
"Give me the cup; let go;
by heaven, I'll have't...
Things standing thus unknown
shall live behind me."
"The rest is silence."
"The rest is silence."
Silence.
Silence.
"All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women
merely players."
"I knew him, Horatio; a fellow
of infinite jest, of most
excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back
a thousand times."
"...fourscore and upward,
not an hour more nor less."
"Come what may, time and
the hour runs through..."
"Where be your gibes now?"
"To be, or not to be--"
"Your songs? [ laughs ]
Your flashes of merriment
that were wont to set the table
on a roar."
"All the world's a stage..."
"...by heaven, I'll have't...
Things standing thus unknown,
shall live behind me."
"Now get you to my lady's
chamber, and tell her and let
her paint an inch thick,
to this favor she must come;
make her laugh at that."
"Come what may, time and
the hour runs through..."
Computer: Zelta Base, this is
the Agamemnon. Zelta Base,
this is the Agamemnon.
Zelta Base, this is
the Agamemnon. Zelta Base,
this is the Agamemnon.
[ overlapping chatter ]
[ music playing ]
♪ Every ring cuts through
♪ The places
Don't worry. We'll get it
there on time. Yeah, I promise.
♪ Inventing my other flume
♪ Give me direction...
Hey.
Hi.
Michelle.
♪ ...From your station
♪ Send me a signal
♪ Bring me home
♪ If you can't be
♪ My salvation
3 million years of evolution,
and you can't make me
a dry martini?
♪ Then I'll face
♪ The universe alone
♪ Save a seat for me...
There you go, Captain.
What is this...
Lennon?
It's a martini.
Actually, it's Matt.
Actually it's a single
martini, and I asked for
a double martini. It's been
a double martini. It's been
a long month, and I deserve it.
a long month, and I deserve it.
Bartender: Two beers?
Where you been?
None of your business.
None of your business.
So, what's your name?
So, what's your name?
What kind of ship do you fly?
What kind of ship do you fly?
Man: Thanks, man.
Man: Thanks, man.
How's that for 3 million
years of evolution?
Bartender: We'll see you
next time.
You wouldn't be looking
to hire someone, would you?
I mean, 'cause this isn't--
this isn't really what
I do good.
You know, Lennon, you talk
too much, and you ask too many
questions. I'll make a deal
with you. I'll answer all
the questions you've asked,
the questions you've asked,
and then you'll leave me alone.
and then you'll leave me alone.
Fine.
Wayne is my name. I just
got back from Star System Six.
I captain a 3000-series salvage
ship. I don't hire lousy
bartenders. No, the martini
stinks, but I'll have another
one. Now shut up,
and do your job.
♪ Lost inside
♪ The starlight bloom.
Good going, sh*t for brains.
What?
It's all right. She was just
talking to me.
I'll buy you another drink.
Not if you were the last
earless ringworm in this--
Bitch!
[ new fast song playing ]
[ new fast song playing ]
[ singer vocalizing ]
[ singer vocalizing ]
[ singer vocalizing ]
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow...
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow...
Hey, bitch, take this.
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Hey
Hey!
[ electricity zaps ]
♪ Blue, blue
♪ Celestial glow...
[ electricity crackling ]
Son of a bitch.
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
Man: Wayne,
you've been posted.
[ buzzer blares ]
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
[ buzzer blares ]
[ buzzer blares ]
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Blue, blue
[ vocalizing ]
J.T.
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
You all right?
Where the hell am I?
Take a drink.
♪ Blue, blue, blue
♪ Blue, blue, blue
♪ Blue, blue.
♪ Blue, blue.
You ready to get out
of here?
Thanks for bailing me out
again. I owe you.
again. I owe you.
Don't thank me. Thank him.
Don't thank me. Thank him.
Just trying to help.
Help?
I'm going to kick your--
All right, all right,
all right. Listen to me.
They found the Agamemnon.
In one piece? Thought it got
destroyed 25 years ago.
Yeah, well, we all did.
It's been floating in space
all this time.
What about the Solarium?
That's a good question.
They don't know yet. Could be
the biggest take in years. Now,
we have the closest licensed
salvage outfit, and they're
giving us first cr*ck.
We take off in three hours.
Let's get going.
Gather the crew. You, I never
Gather the crew. You, I never
want to see you again.
want to see you again.
Why is it you seem to get
into a fight every time we have
a couple days off?
'Cause I have friends like
you butting in all the time.
Butting in? [ laughs ]
Told your father I'd keep an eye
on you. You remember that?
Next subject. We need
to crew up, and fast. How many
regulars can we get back?
Well, Charlie and Willis are
available. I got to check
on Mason. Everybody else is on
the Stellare, and that doesn't
get back till next week, so--
Where does that leave us?
Six short. Look, J.T., I know
you're not going to like this,
but the only experienced crew
is Vendler's.
Vendler?
Out of the question.
J.T., look, he's the best
cargo captain in the business.
We need him on this.
Not if they're the last crew
on Zelta.
It is the last crew on Zelta.
Think about this, all right?
A score like this happens once
in a lifetime. A person could go
back to Earth and retire.
Hmm. Back to Earth and
retire. Huh. I could spend some
time with my husband and kids.
Oh, that's right. I don't have
any, do I?
Look, I'm getting too old for
this crap. This is it for me.
I want to go home, and I want
to live my life out under a blue
sky. I need this mission.
How do we make it work?
Okay. Now, Vendler's a mean
son of a bitch. I'll give you
that, but he's competent.
Especially at screwing
people.
All right. What happened
between you two is history. It
doesn't matter anymore. You are
not that same naive girl who
fell for his line. You know his
deal now. You can handle him.
Handle him, yes. Like, no.
I'm not asking you to like
him. If there was another way,
I'd be the first one to tell
you, believe me. But, J.T., we
need two teams on this, and I'm
having enough trouble getting
one. Vendler is ready to go.
All right, I can live
with it. You'll head team one.
He'll head team two. I'll fly
the bird. But just keep him
out of my sight.
out of my sight.
You got it.
You got it.
[ overlapping chatter ]
Oh, man! Did you see that?
Oh, man. That's cold. Bam.
[ music playing ]
[ music playing ]
Get up, man!
Get up, man!
That could give you a bit
of a headache. Got communication
from Suarez. We got our ship.
Great.
If you can break the code.
It should only take me
a couple of minutes. If you're
sure about the information.
Believe me, I would not
pay this kind of money
for a faulty password.
Hmm. I hope you're right.
♪ Thinking you're
♪ So brilliant...
Don't you ever question me.
♪ We'll push you down fast
You just do your job.
♪ Let's make
♪ An evening of it
♪ Let's make
♪ An evening of it...
What about the schematics?
Got 'em. There's a shitload
of Solarium, and I know where
to find it.
♪ Prepare yourself...
Good work, girls. [ laughs ]
But here's Toto.
[ laughs ]
♪ ...Be a star
♪ In your own mind...
All right, listen up. Here's
the deal. 60 for us. 40 for you.
We leave in two hours.
Be there with your crew.
Excuse me.
Did you say, "Please"?
Ah, God, I love it when he
gets tough.
♪ Let's make
♪ An evening of it
♪ Let's make
♪ An evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening...
You know, I'm only going to
say this one time. I don't want
any problems. I stuck my neck
out for you, so if you step out
of line, you're dead.
[ laughs ]
Ohh!
♪ They say you're
♪ Reasonable, but you're...
And stay out of J.T.'s face.
And stay out of J.T.'s face.
♪ Better off, better off...
♪ Better off, better off...
Want me to take care of him
and your ex-bitch?
All in good time.
You're not over her yet,
are you?
Let me think about that.
Am I over her yet?
♪ Let's make
♪ An evening of it...
Let's go.
♪ ...An evening of it.
What you been doing?
What have I been doing?
I'm on rotation.
On rotation?
I'm getting this load.
Two weeks, I'm going back...
Yeah. yeah.
I bet you will.
Yeah, they ain't going to let
you back.
Hey, Rugby, how's it going,
man?
How's it going?
Oh, pretty good.
Are you ready for this mission?
Ah, yeah. What about you?
Ah, yeah. What about you?
[ overlapping chatter ]
[ overlapping chatter ]
Woman: Bitch didn't even
say hi to us.
Willis.
J.T.
Mason.
J.T.
Charlie.
J.T. Nice flight.
What's he doing here?
I didn't invite you.
That's the best I could do.
Plus he tells me he knows a lot
about wiring on big ships.
about wiring on big ships.
And, J.T., you owe him.
And, J.T., you owe him.
Captain.
And don't you forget it.
And don't you forget it.
Let's get going.
Let's get going.
Slow it down to 75%.
75.
How's Lennon?
Don't know if he's
going to make it.
going to make it.
Oh, he's going to make it.
Oh, he's going to make it.
"Try a salvage run.
Easy money."
We got 10 minutes.
10 minutes is all I need
if the system's in good order.
How 'bout Suarez?
Adventure, vomiting...
Alive.
Alive.
And J.T.?
And J.T.?
Once we have Suarez,
Once we have Suarez,
she'll do whatever we want.
she'll do whatever we want.
Willis: Are you okay, kid?
Oh, yeah, good. I just heard
something kind of weird,
something kind of weird,
though.
though.
though.
Man: I'm on rotation.
Man: I'm on rotation.
Suarez: There she is,
Suarez: There she is,
all in one piece.
all in one piece.
Let's take a closer look.
I don't see any damage
to the hull. Wonder what
happened to her?
Who cares? She's a job and
a paycheck. Just a little bit
bigger on both counts,
but nothing more. Let's hold
stationary at 2,000 yards
and do the drill.
and do the drill.
Holding steady.
Holding steady.
Barring any contingencies,
this should be a cakewalk.
Standard start-up. Fly her home,
nice and easy. Suarez's team and
the bartender, enter Airlock
Number Four, initially checking
on the main crew cryo-bay.
Even with the reserve power,
the crew should be all right.
Then they proceed on to the main
engine reactors. Vendler's team
enters Airlock Two, proceeding
to the bridge and the computer
center, establishing
navigational control.
Any questions?
How 'bout the cargo?
What a surprise. When it
comes to money, some things
never change.
Listen, sweetheart,
if you can't handle it--
No, no, no. You listen.
You'll have plenty of time
to check on that cargo when
we're flying this monster home.
I got the monster you used
to fly on right here.
Fly this, you--
Okay, that's enough!
All right. Okay. Any other
questions? No one? All right,
the atmosphere checks out fairly
stuffy in there. Otherwise,
we're in pretty good shape.
Keep it in mind.
We got three minutes
to the first dock, which is
two minutes more than
your monster ever lasted.
[ laughs ]
All right, let's get it
together. No time to waste here.
Take this. I don't trust him,
and I want to be in contact with
you at all times.
Your private unlisted
number? I'm very honored.
Oh. Just don't call collect.
Oh. Just don't call collect.
Now get out of here.
Now get out of here.
Can I talk to you
for a second?
Sure. You all right?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's just
that when I was ralphing
upstairs, you know, I heard
Vendler talking, something about
you and J.T. It was
kinda strange.
Yeah, well, most of what
Vendler says is strange.
Look, it's no secret we don't
like him, he doesn't like us.
That's just the way it is.
No, no. But this was like--
Look, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We got a job to do here,
all right? We don't have a lot
of time to do it. We also don't
have a lot of time to analyze
every nasty rumor that you
think you heard. Plus, you were
sick at the time.
Puke comes out my mouth,
not my ears. I definitely heard
something strange on this.
[ alarm beeping ]
Get moving!
Boarding in 30 seconds.
You hear that? We don't have
a lot of time. Don't worry
about it, all right. I've got
everything under control.
Whoa.
Whoa.
We'll talk later. I promise.
We'll talk later. I promise.
We'll talk later. I promise.
Team Two, you're a go.
Team Two, you're a go.
Team Two, you're a go.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Noel, computer, stat.
Noel, computer, stat.
We'll be right behind you.
We'll be right behind you.
We'll be right behind you.
J.T.: Team One, you're a go!
J.T.: Team One, you're a go!
God. That smells like--
Smells like another job.
All right, let's move out.
All right, let's move out.
Misha, let's go.
Misha, let's go.
[ laughs ]
Nice. That's nice.
Suarez, what's your progress?
On the cryo-deck
in five minutes.
Let's juice this baby up
Let's juice this baby up
and go home.
and go home.
Computer: All systems coming
online. Please enter password.
online. Please enter password.
[ beeps ]
[ beeps ]
Easy.
Easy.
[ water dripping ]
[ water dripping ]
This one's been opened.
Yeah.
Someone else onboard?
Someone else onboard?
No, not likely.
No, not likely.
The whole ship's powered down
unless they're in conservation
mode. It would have saved
the last bit of power
for life support.
Charlie, bring that system up.
Charlie, bring that system up.
Ought to do her.
Ought to do her.
There we go.
Please stand by.
Analyzing password.
Computer coming online now.
Good work. Everything's going
according to plan.
We're on our way.
Just like stealing
Just like stealing
from Mom's purse.
from Mom's purse.
from Mom's purse.
It's frozen up pretty good.
It's frozen up pretty good.
All right, guys.
Let's check 'em all.
Hang in there, Lennon.
Hang in there, Lennon.
Yeah, I got nothing left.
Yeah, I got nothing left.
Override. Override. Override.
Oh, don't do this to me.
System error.
What is this sh*t?
Invalid password.
Invalid password.
Please enter a new password.
Please enter a new password.
Just looks like you
might have overpaid
for that password.
And what's that supposed
to mean?
It means it's not working,
and I'm not in.
Well, the password obviously
activated something, so just
figure it out.
Yeah, I'm closing in on it.
Right after I eliminate the sh*t
password you gave me, and that
just leaves me then--
let me see-- infinity minus one
possibilities. Yeah, next time,
possibilities. Yeah, next time,
give me a real challenge.
give me a real challenge.
give me a real challenge.
[ beeping ]
[ beeping ]
Computer: On reactivation,
final destination, Earth.
What do we have here?
Suarez, what's your progress?
All right, J.T. We're on our
own here. Crew of the Agamemnon
didn't make it.
Copy. Proceed to
the reactor bay.
Over and out. All right,
guys. We're on the move.
guys. We're on the move.
Awaiting new password.
Awaiting new password.
We should have helm control
in a few minutes, and we're
waiting for reactor status.
Any word on the original crew?
Yeah. They're all dead.
We're moving to the reactor bay.
We're moving to the reactor bay.
Over and out.
Over and out.
Mailai, Misha, controls.
Noel, status report.
I'm hooking in to the system
with my pass-code unlock
program, and I should have us
up and running soon.
Music to my ears.
Wayne, are you there?
Go ahead.
Minutes away from having full
control of the ship.
Just waiting for Suarez's
reactor check.
What do you want,
a commendation?
No, just what I got coming
to me. Over and out.
to me. Over and out.
Creep.
Creep.
Mason, Willis, get on this
main console. Charlie, give me
a core reactor on Number One.
You got it.
I got Reactor Two.
I need to get on that board.
I need to get on that board.
Deployed?
Deployed?
What you got, Willis?
Just a hair on.
What about you, Charlie?
Same here.
All right, the power-up.
There she goes. Level one,
check. Level two, check.
Level three.
Pressure shutdown.
[ alarm blaring ]
[ alarm blaring ]
Do it.
Do it.
[ groaning ]
Everybody all right?
Medic.
Mason!
I got him.
Lennon, talk to me.
What have you got?
Charlie, help him out.
Barely breathing.
He's not going to make it.
We got to get him to a doctor.
The cryo-bay. We can keep him
on ice till we get home.
All right. That's all we got.
All right, easy, guys.
Willis, you all right?
All right.
All right, I want you
on that reactor. You find out
what the hell happened.
All right, guys, up. Up!
J.T., code level 10.
Code level 10.
What's the situation?
A reactor blew and took out
Mason. Putting him on ice
in the cryo-bay.
And the rest of the team?
Willis is banged up.
Rest of us are all right.
All right, take care of
Willis, and get back to me
with a status report
on the reactors.
Over.
Over.
Not a good start.
Not a good start.
Computer: Analyzing.
Please stand by.
Misha, how do the main
controls look?
In good condition.
Mailai?
The same.
Noel, do we have control?
I'm running the password
program now. 30 seconds
till we're in.
till we're in.
Rugby, get us ready.
Rugby, get us ready.
What do you think
happened in there?
I don't know. Accident?
Buildup of pressure
prior to shutdown?
I don't trust Vendler.
Lennon, I don't trust
Vendler, either, but if he set
this trap for us, he did it
while he was in the Boy Scouts.
He came on this ship
the same time we did.
Suarez, how's the reactor
for start-up?
I had an expl*si*n in the
reactor bay, one man injured.
One casualty.
How's the reactor for start-up?
Reactors are fine
for start-up. Willis is on top
of it. Over and out.
Lock and load, people.
It's time for you to earn your
money. Let's hit 'em while
they're down. You know the plan.
I want Suarez alive.
All right, all right,
All right, all right,
all right.
all right.
all right.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Override. Override.
What the hell? Override?
What's this override?
Whoa. What do we have here?
[ beeping ]
[ alarm blaring ]
Override.
Incorrect password.
Problem.
Well, get it fixed.
I'm on top of it, all right?
Well, get it fixed now.
I hear you, man. All right?
I don't have time
for this sh*t!
Yes, sir.
Error.
Initialization sequence failed.
Initialization sequence failed.
Please enter correct password.
Please enter correct password.
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
What happened here?
All right, Charlie.
This should take care of him
till we get back to base.
till we get back to base.
Put him down.
Put him down.
Down! Down!
Things don't usually go
Things don't usually go
like this, do they?
like this, do they?
Not if we can help it.
Not if we can help it.
God damn it! I knew it!
God damn it! I knew it!
I'll find Willis and create
a diversion. You meet us back
at Airlock Four
at Airlock Four
Airlock Four. Go!
Airlock Four. Go!
Airlock Four. Go!
[ yells ]
[ yells ]
[ yells ]
Lennon: I got you.
Lennon: I got you.
You all right?
You all right?
Yeah. I'll make it.
Yeah. I'll make it.
Yeah. I'll make it.
[ Mailai grunts ]
[ Mailai grunts ]
Noel, scramble all
communications except
communications except
our frequency.
our frequency.
Channels scrambled.
Channels scrambled.
Get me control of the ship.
Get me control of the ship.
Get me control of the ship.
Go, go, go! Down! Down!
Go, go, go! Down! Down!
Go, go, go! Down! Down!
[ g*nf*re continuing ]
[ g*nf*re continuing ]
[ g*nf*re continuing ]
This sucks!
This sucks!
[ yells ]
I'm getting a major warning
signal. They must have hit
the cryo-tanks.
Incompetent assholes.
Misha, get out of there.
It's going to blow.
Repeat!
I can hardly hear you!
Any second.
Stop sh**ting, you idiots.
It's going to blow.
It's going to blow!
It's going to blow!
One more round!
One more round!
Rugby, let's go.
Think they're done?
I don't know. We can't wait
around and find out.
We got to get out of here.
That cryo-t*nk is damaged.
It's going to go.
All right, Lennon. We're going
in that ventilation shaft.
First over-pressure should push
us past the hermetic seals.
As soon as that door closes
automatically, we're laughing.
[ laughs ]
I believe you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
[ grunts ] Ow!
[ grunts ] Ow!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You're on your own, kid.
You're on your own, kid.
You're on your own, kid.
[ yelling ]
[ yelling ]
Holy sh*t! Suarez! Anyone.
Holy sh*t! Suarez! Anyone.
sh*t!
sh*t!
Vendler! Suarez! Will someone
please get back to me? Vendler!
Will somebody please answer?
Hull breech. Airtight hatches
activated. Expect total
decompression in Cryo-Bays One
decompression in Cryo-Bays One
and Two.
and Two.
and Two.
[ groaning ]
[ groaning ]
[ groaning ]
[ screaming ]
[ screaming ]
[ sighs ]
I think we should forget
the hostage scenario. There will
be no survivors. It's a shame.
Oh, you sure know how to make
a grown girl cry.
So do I.
So do I.
[ laughs ]
[ laughs ]
Suarez, come in. Status
report. Do you copy? sh*t!
Suarez, are you receiving me?
Vendler, this is Wayne. Are you
reading me? What the hell is
going on down there?
Do you copy?
Full power to the engines.
Full power to the engines.
Here she goes.
Here she goes.
Son of a bitch. Oh, no,
Son of a bitch. Oh, no,
you don't, not without me.
you don't, not without me.
Computer: expl*sive purges
activated. Decompression in aft
section 11A through 16J.
It's our show now.
Noel, could we please have helm
control? Now!
control? Now!
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
Block all outgoing
broadcasts, and set a course
for the belt.
Wayne's on our tail.
Don't worry about her. If she
moves off to try to signal,
she'll never find us again,
and if she tries to follow,
we're going to overshoot the
belt till she's out of power.
Zelta Base One, this is
the Salvor. We have a class-one
the Salvor. We have a class-one
mishap. Do you read?
mishap. Do you read?
Initialization sequence
failed. Incorrect password.
All systems override.
Please enter correct password.
Noel, are you in?
My decoder's working
overtime, but this computer has
a mind of its own.
Break the code, or I will
gladly rip your face off.
Initiating.
Password accepted. Level one.
Password accepted. Level one.
We're in.
We're in.
"To be..."
Huh?
"or not to be-- that is..."
What kind of game is this?
Game? That's it. It's a quote
from Shakespeare. "To be, or not
to be, that is the..."
I don't read that kind
of sh*t. Now, Noel,
you figure it out.
[ beeping ]
Vendler, you better take
a look at this.
Idiot. "To be, or not to be--
Idiot. "To be, or not to be--
that is the question."
that is the question."
We're in.
We're in.
Yes.
Yes.
Computer: Final target,
Earth, one hour, 18 minutes.
Agamemnon picking up speed.
Maintaining pursuit.
Have plotted a course analysis
with destination--
Sol Three? That's the Earth.
Sol Three? That's the Earth.
What the hell is happening here?
What the hell is happening here?
Noel: Earth!
Vendler: Earth? What the hell
are you talking about?
We have negative helm control
on all levels. The ship has
been programmed to collide
with Earth.
At this rate, we'll hit
the Earth in an hour and
17 minutes.
There's only one thing
waiting for us on Earth,
and that's a lifetime in jail.
I used the password it
requested. Misha, do we have any
controls whatsoever?
No.
You've got one hour and
16 minutes to figure it out.
"A horse! A horse!
"A horse! A horse!
My kingdom for a..."
My kingdom for a..."
My kingdom for a..."
That's easy. "A horse."
That's easy. "A horse."
How do you know this sh*t?
Chalk it up
Chalk it up
to a misspent youth.
to a misspent youth.
Hey, Wayne. Wayne,
you around? It's Lennon.
Lennon? Where's Suarez?
Wait a minute. Let me isolate
my signal. Okay, go ahead.
Vendler, he double-crossed
us. He m*rder*d the whole team.
He's armed to the teeth.
Suarez is dead?
Yeah. Misha k*lled him.
I'm sorry. I know you two
I'm sorry. I know you two
were close.
were close.
Were. I told him we couldn't
trust him. All right, we have
to get you out of there.
What's your position?
I crawled into an air shaft
somewhere aft of the cryo-bay.
Cryo-bay's gone,
blown into space.
If I can get into Airlock
Four and get a repair suit,
I can E.V.A. back to the ship.
E.V.A.? We're moving
at 85 light speeds now,
faster every minute.
You in pursuit?
All over you.
How about a dock?
At this speed? Are you nuts?
[ beeping ]
Damn! I'll have to get back
Damn! I'll have to get back
to you.
to you.
Meteorite activity.
Diameter up to 100 meters.
Three- to five-minute duration.
Damage projections?
None. We're too big
to worry.
Good. Now let's see how well
our dear friend can fly.
Lennon, hold on. It's going
to be a bumpy ride.
I don't suppose they have
I don't suppose they have
any barf bags onboard here.
any barf bags onboard here.
any barf bags onboard here.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah. Other than the fact
that I almost got blown into
outer space, I've been sh*t at,
and I'm stuck in a tube with
nowhere to go, I've never been
better. Thanks for asking. You?
Very funny.
But we're in deep sh*t.
Glad to hear we're
on the same page.
Listen, I can isolate your
position and give you some
directions. If you can make it
to Airlock Four in 10 minutes,
I'll do my best to pick you up.
Your best? Can you do
a little better than best?
All right, well, you better
get going. You got another
100 meters to go.
Thanks anyway, Captain.
Thanks anyway, Captain.
Me and my big mouth.
Me and my big mouth.
"All the world's a stage..."
Oh, Jesus, not you again.
"and all the men
and women..."
Don't insult my intelligence.
Don't insult my intelligence.
"Merely players."
"Merely players."
"Merely players."
"O pardon me..."
"O pardon me..."
We are one hour from
charted space. Then there's
going to be no hiding.
"thou piece of
bleeding Earth..."
Maybe you and Misha can help
me out. Oh, say, Rugby, you got
any idea how to complete this?
"O pardon me, thou piece
of bleeding earth, for I am meek
and gentle." Blank, blank,
blank, blank, blank.
Forget you.
No, no, no. I think it was
from Julius Caesar. That's
a very good guess, my man. "Meek
and gentle." "Meek and gentle."
Got it. "With these butchers."
[ chuckles ]
If you knew computers as well
as you know this sh*t, we would
have control of the ship
by now.
by now.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
All systems override.
All systems override.
Magnetic field activated.
Magnetic field activated.
Please enter password.
Take the t-intersection
ahead.
I copy, but there's something
funny going on down here.
What?
A magnetic field. It's very
strong and fluctuating
regularly. What's the deal?
I want you to time
the field fluctuation. I need
to figure out when the constant
magnetic field will be reached.
The Agamemnon is carrying
The Agamemnon is carrying
22 million tons of Solarium.
22 million tons of Solarium.
I got a second and a quarter.
What's up?
Listen, Lennon,
Solarium is highly unstable.
It's transported embedded
in a solid silicate that keeps
it from going critical,
like heavy water in an old-style
nuclear reactor.
Or like, say, packing TNT
in sawdust.
Yeah, right. A magnetic field
would cause the Solarium
to collapse.
And?
And when the magnetic field
is constant, boom! We have
an expl*si*n the size
of a little, tiny nova.
A little, tiny nova like
the sun blowing up?
Ah, yeah, something
in that range.
How long till that happens?
An hour and 10 minutes.
This ship isn't
the Agamemnon. It's the g*dd*mn
apocalypse. So what are we going
to do?
We? I'm going to get as far
away from here as possible. Now
get to that airlock, and I'll
pick you up in three minutes.
pick you up in three minutes.
I bet you I make it in two.
I bet you I make it in two.
What's she doing now?
Crazy bitch is trying
Crazy bitch is trying
to dock.
to dock.
Two seconds from docking.
Two seconds from docking.
Okay. I'm ready.
Okay. I'm ready.
Turn on the deflector
Turn on the deflector
shields. That should stop her.
shields. That should stop her.
sh*t. Vendler must have seen
sh*t. Vendler must have seen
me. Sorry, kid.
me. Sorry, kid.
So what's plan B, Captain?
Leaving you here and saving
my ass.
You're not still mad about
that martini or the stun g*n or
the jail, are you?
I told you you talk
too much.
But I can sense you're
growing attached to me.
Shut up, and let me think.
You know where to find me.
"I am poor as Job,
my lord, but..."
I know it. "Poor as Job,
I know it. "Poor as Job,
my lord, but not as patient."
my lord, but not as patient."
my lord, but not as patient."
Override.
Override.
"To be, or not to be.
That is--"
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom--"
"All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women--"
"...pardon me--"
"...pardon me--"
"of bleeding earth--
"of bleeding earth--
"To die--"
[ gagging ]
[ gagging ]
"...to sleep--"
"...to sleep--"
"...to sleep--"
[ gasping ]
[ gasping ]
Lennon, I've got something.
You've been sitting on it
the whole time.
What? My ass?
No, the main reactors.
You're going to shut them down.
Me?
You said you were a wizard.
I might have overstated my
abilities a little bit on that.
I mean, if I screw up
the sequence, we're all toast.
Right?
All right, then we'll go
to plan C.
What's that?
I hightail it out of here,
and you solve the problems.
Any other suggestions?
I think I like plan B
a little better.
Thought so. Shut those
monsters down, shields go down,
ship stops. I pick you up,
and we'll be back with a posse
before they know what hit them.
That's a good plan. I see why
you're the captain.
you're the captain.
And don't you forget it.
And don't you forget it.
And don't you forget it.
Noel.
Noel.
Noel.
Computer: Override.
Override. Override.
What happened?
You tell me.
You were out cold.
Must have been a strobe-lock
in the program. I haven't heard
of someone using that trick
in years, never in this kind
of platform.
Yeah, whatever. If it
Yeah, whatever. If it
happens again, you're dead.
happens again, you're dead.
Another intellectual genius.
Computer: Negative
helm control.
"What's mine is yours,
and what's yours is mine."
You got more?
Bring it on, pal.
All right, I'm in.
Okay, bring the field
strength down, and cut the fuel.
But you must do it in perfect
synchronization.
And if I don't?
Boom. Bye-bye, Lennon.
How did I know you were going
How did I know you were going
to say that?
to say that?
Whoa. We're way past critical.
I don't know how she's
holding it together.
holding it together.
Start shutting her down.
Start shutting her down.
Power's faltering
on Reactor One.
It's not faltering.
It's being shut down.
We missed one of 'em.
Affirmative. We've got
manual override on valves
one through 16, 17.
Can we stop him
from up here?
Negative.
Rugby, Mailai, go down there,
and bring me back his liver.
With the depressurization,
we have no access
to the aft sections.
Damn!
If this computer goes down,
If this computer goes down,
we're screwed.
we're screwed.
It's falling steadily.
Everything's holding together.
Containment levels?
All clear. As close as can
be expected.
"The night is long
that never finds..."
that never finds..."
Let the best man win.
Let the best man win.
Computer: Power failure.
Manual override, reactor bay.
"The night is long..."
Should be flaming out...
[ echo ] "...finds the day."
in approximately...
What's that voice?
I don't know, but we're back
I don't know, but we're back
in override.
in override.
Override. Override. Override.
Reinstalling power.
All systems online.
sh*t! We're headed
for the sky again!
Lennon, it's okay.
It's not okay!
Lennon, control yourself.
Lennon, do you copy?
I say we go for plan C.
Stay cool.
Stay cool.
I'll think of something.
I'll think of something.
God's on our side.
I think God's got better
places to be right now. We got
lucky, and luck doesn't cut it.
Computer: Negative
helm control.
Noel!
Please enter final
sequence password.
I just don't know.
It's on a mission to Earth,
and time's running out.
He is really starting
He is really starting
to bug me.
to bug me.
Final target, Earth,
57 minutes, 31 seconds.
Lennon, listen. Central cargo
dock is as weak as paper, barely
there at all. When the cryo-bay
went, it probably took
the power conduit with it.
What's the access?
You're not going
to like this.
Ventilation shaft.
Bingo. You got it.
Get moving. I'll meet you there.
"The night is long
"The night is long
that never finds..."
that never finds..."
I want to know what's going
on back there. Can we monitor
basic functions?
Sure.
Good. Now let's see what
our friend's up to.
Yeah! I got it! I'm getting
close. I can feel it!
close. I can feel it!
Look, handle this.
Look, handle this.
Got it.
Make sure it's the right one.
It should be smaller in diameter
than the other.
than the other.
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. It is.
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. It is.
Oh, yeah. Don't worry. It is.
Yes.
Yes.
Day just keeps getting
Day just keeps getting
better and better.
better and better.
Okay, Wayne, I made it.
I'm at the junction.
Take the fourth shaft
Take the fourth shaft
to the right.
to the right.
God, why did I think this was
going to be fun?
He's in the ventilation
service duct.
Can we seal him in?
No. The latches are all
on manual mode.
Then let's freeze his narrow
ass. Bring down the climate
control. That should
control. That should
slow him down.
slow him down.
It's getting a little cold
and breezy in here.
Climate controls have been
reactivated in your sector.
They know you're there.
Well, that's great.
There's a hatch ahead of you.
There's a hatch ahead of you.
Yeah, I can see it.
Yeah, I can see it.
You're almost home.
You're almost home.
[ shivering ]
[ shivering ]
[ rattling ]
Come on, you piece of--
Come on, you piece of--
Uhh! Damn it!
Uhh! Damn it!
What's wrong?
It's frozen. Can't without
freeze-burning my hands. Okay.
freeze-burning my hands. Okay.
We'll finish...
We'll finish...
We'll finish...
[ yells ]
[ yells ]
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm in the pink.
Great, Lennon. You're almost
there. I'll be there
any minute.
I'll be showered and shaved.
Vendler! You might want
to take a look at this.
What is it?
The Salvor.
What is she doing there?
It looks like she's got
It looks like she's got
her docking apparatus out.
her docking apparatus out.
Here she comes. This is
going to be a dock like you've
never seen.
That bitch is going
That bitch is going
for the cargo bay.
for the cargo bay.
Bull's-eye!
Bull's-eye!
Lennon, door opening.
Lennon, door opening.
So I guess I didn't really
dress for the weather, hmm?
What do you say we blow
this iceberg?
That's the best idea I've
heard all day.
They're getting away.
Forget about them. We've got
the cargo. Have we established
helm control yet?
I'm close, very close.
I'm close, very close.
I'm gaining on this guy.
I'm gaining on this guy.
"To be, or not to be--"
That quote again.
"that is..."
Running out of quotes,
Running out of quotes,
are we? "The question."
are we? "The question."
This is getting monotonous.
Computer: Override.
sh*t.
Override. Override.
Negative helm control.
sh*t!
sh*t!
All systems failed.
All systems failed.
Override? What's going on
here? You better hop
in Station Two and get ready
to relay my commands.
What's wrong?
Right now, the ship can't
find its own assh*le,
let alone navigate.
You run a diagnostic?
Way ahead of you.
Can you keep up with me?
I can manage.
I can manage.
Don't sweat it, Captain.
Don't sweat it, Captain.
Vendler: What the hell's
happening?
Noel: I'm performing a total
reboot. It's not going to take
more than 15 minutes.
Look, then just do it!
Computer: Rebooting
all systems.
15 minutes, if we're lucky.
Estimated time, 15 minutes.
This chick is good.
Damn! We're tied into the
Agamemnon's system tighter than
a young girl's you-know-what.
I get the picture.
We're going to do a hard cut.
We're going to wipe so clean,
I won't even be able to fly her
on manual. No communications
either, so drifting is out.
Well, I hope you got a plan.
Not quite, but these should
Not quite, but these should
come in handy.
come in handy.
You know, the last time
somebody handed me one of these,
things didn't go so good.
[ laughs ] Well, it's going
[ laughs ] Well, it's going
to be different this time.
to be different this time.
Have you figured it out yet?
Yeah. We're about to meet
our Maker.
Okay, Noel, we have to get
out of here.
Hmm. How do you
suggest we do that?
There's an escape pod
There's an escape pod
in the front of the ship.
in the front of the ship.
What are you going
to do about Vendler?
I'll take my chances with
Vendler. Look, Noel, it's
between him and the Earth, and
between him and the Earth, and
he's a hell of a lot smaller.
he's a hell of a lot smaller.
Not yet. There's still time.
I can b*at this gal.
Rebooting in progress.
Please stand by.
Please stand by.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Yeah, you'll see, bitch.
Yeah, you'll see, bitch.
Here's the kernel. It came
through the status channels,
God only knows how, and then
branched up, down, and sideways.
branched up, down, and sideways.
Here it is.
Here it is.
"To be, or not to be--"
"A horse! A horse!
My kingdom for a..."
"To die-- to sleep no more;
and with a sleep to say..."
and with a sleep to say..."
[ mouths words ]
[ mouths words ]
[ mouths words ]
Don't look at it. Turn away.
Don't look at it. Turn away.
What happened?
Strobe-lock.
Strobe-lock.
Optically induced epilepsy.
Optically induced epilepsy.
A worm. Plain as day.
Not encoded or anything.
Whoever wrote this didn't seem
to care who saw it.
She wanted somebody to see
it. She wanted someone
to understand.
Final target, Earth.
Holy Christ. This isn't
a ship. It's the biggest m*ssile
outside the Hebron Comet.
Everything makes sense.
The engines, the field in
the cargo bay, the trajectory.
We're headed towards Earth with
22 million tons of unstable
Solarium, with a fusion reactor
to act as the primer. She'll
go at about 100 miles out and
scorch a quarter of the Earth.
God only knows what
the aftereffect will be.
But we have to save it.
Okay, here's what we have
to do. We cross the decompressed
breach and under the forward
compartment. Then we go to the
main computer and shut it down.
Okay, how do we get back
on the Salvor?
Answers are given
on a need-to-know basis.
Well, I need to know.
I don't have a clue.
That, I didn't need to know.
Well, saddle up, cowboy.
Well, saddle up, cowboy.
We're moving out.
We're moving out.
"O pardon me,
thou piece of bleeding earth,
that I am meek and gentle..."
Oh, my God. It's a continuous
loop. There's no way out of it.
Vendler b*at us to it.
He pulled all the L-rings
so they won't seal.
Well, we could run an oxygen
purge if we have a breach
in the suit.
Okay. That'll give us what?
About three to four minutes.
Well, that'll give us
30 seconds to cross the gap.
No problem.
I'm a bartender, you know.
Final target, 39 minutes,
40 seconds.
It's over, Vendler.
We got to get off this ship.
I'll tell you
when it's over!
It's over, man! It's over!
You just keep working,
You just keep working,
damn it!
damn it!
Do you hear me?
The number one priority is
that we don't go hurtling off
into space, so I hope this
carbon-dioxide gadget
of yours works.
No reason it shouldn't.
Just point it in the right
direction, pop!
You damn bartender.
You damn bartender.
Ready, now?
Ready, now?
Ready, now?
[ console beeps ]
[ console beeps ]
"To be, or not to be--
"To be, or not to be--
that is..."
that is..."
Let's get out of here.
[ electricity crackles ]
[ electricity crackles ]
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
[ yells ]
[ yells ]
[ yells ]
[ blade scrapes ]
[ blade scrapes ]
We can't stand you. I am
not going down on this ship.
not going down on this ship.
You bitch.
You bitch.
You bitch.
[ respirators breathing ]
[ respirators breathing ]
Lennon: There's the other
door. I'd say it's about
150 meters away.
150 meters away.
We got two minutes each way.
We got two minutes each way.
We got two minutes each way.
Let's move.
Let's move.
[ Kn*fe clatters ]
Try this, bitch.
If this works,
I'll never drink another
double martini again.
double martini again.
You hardly drank 'em anyway.
You hardly drank 'em anyway.
You hardly drank 'em anyway.
[ creaking ]
[ creaking ]
Lennon: What was that?
The line's caught.
If we release it, there's no
going back, and we're running
out of time.
out of time.
Don't let go of me, Captain.
Don't let go of me, Captain.
Come on.
Come on.
We're not going to make it.
We're not going to make it.
We're not going to make it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Got it.
Got it.
Hurry up. We got to make up
some time.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
Just give me a break.
Just give me a break.
Just give me a break.
Move.
Move.
[ groans ]
[ beeps ]
Lennon: This should do it.
We're almost there. Come on.
We're almost there. Come on.
[ air rushing ]
[ air rushing ]
We got to get moving. We got
33 minutes before this thing
hits the Earth.
We got two minutes worth of
We got two minutes worth of
air to get back to the Salvor.
air to get back to the Salvor.
[ gasping ]
Listen to me, Vendler.
Listen to me, Vendler.
We're going to die.
We're going to die.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
And only cowards die.
And only cowards die.
And only cowards die.
Rugby.
Rugby.
Would you like some, sweetheart,
Would you like some, sweetheart,
before you die, huh?
before you die, huh?
[ laughs ]
You look so sweet.
[ gasping ]
[ gasping ]
[ spits ]
[ spits ]
How 'bout you, Noel?
How 'bout you, Noel?
Would you like some?
Would you like some?
Oh! I forgot.
Oh! I forgot.
You're still working.
You're still working.
[ grunting ]
[ grunting ]
[ bones snap ]
[ bones snap ]
[ bones snap ]
[ bones cr*ck ]
[ bones cr*ck ]
[ bones cr*ck ]
Girls just want to have fun.
Girls just want to have fun.
Girls just want to have fun.
You're next.
You're next.
Main computer bay's our best
bet, two flights up. It's here.
Vendler probably knows by now
this ship's going to crash into
the Earth. He's probably trying
to stop it.
Don't count on it.
What do you mean?
He has a problem. He doesn't
give a sh*t about anybody.
We got boarders.
Rugby, Misha, let's go.
Rugby, Misha, let's go.
Noel, you stay here.
Noel, you stay here.
We're not going to make it.
You know him that well?
We were partners once.
Partners?
I want Wayne alive.
Wounded is all right, but alive.
Yeah, got you.
And the other one?
I don't give a damn. Rugby.
Vendler and I were the best
in the business. There was
a biological outbreak
a biological outbreak
on an outlying colony, bad.
on an outlying colony, bad.
Still space-cold.
They got to be close.
Rugby, they're coming your way.
The freighter carrying
medical supplies locked up
en route, so we got out there
and started a tow.
Yeah? What happened?
We got stopped by hijackers.
They wanted to black-market
the stuff. Same destination,
bigger money.
What did you do?
We bluffed. We told 'em if
they didn't let us through,
we'd blow the freighter and then
no one would get the supplies.
Yeah. So?
They didn't believe us.
They stole the supplies?
No. Vendler wasn't bluffing.
He blew the freighter.
What about the colony?
2,000 colonists d*ed.
And Vendler, he was so proud
of himself, the assh*le.
And believe me, he doesn't give
And believe me, he doesn't give
a sh*t about the Earth either.
a sh*t about the Earth either.
sh*t.
sh*t.
You mine now!
You mine now!
Damn it. Class-three armor.
I knew I should have gone
for his head.
Yeah. You just pissed
him off a little.
All right, tactic two.
All right, tactic two.
Run for it?
Run for it?
That's the one.
All right, I'll cover you.
I got to get used to this
sooner or later.
sooner or later.
[ r*fle f*ring ]
[ r*fle f*ring ]
[ r*fle f*ring ]
[ grunts ]
[ grunts ]
Damn you.
You are one mean woman.
And don't you forget it.
Let's get going.
"Patient as not..."
"What's yours is mine."
Computer: Please stand by.
Analyzing password.
[ gasping ] Vendler.
Vendler!
This better be good.
The ship is programmed
to blow.
When?
In 33 minutes, when we
collide with Earth.
Then why are you
Then why are you
calling me now?
calling me now?
'Cause I thought you'd like
a little heads-up, man, on our
imminent demise!
In 33 minutes, I'll worry
about my demise. Right now,
you worry about changing
the course of the ship.
Listen, Vendler--
Listen to me, you punk.
[ yells ]
Just sh**t me! Just sh**t me,
you son of a bitch!
I will gladly come down
there and gore out your eyes
before it comes to that.
Do you understand me?
Will that hold him?
For about five minutes.
Then I'm going to have to put
my g*n down his throat.
"All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women..."
[ sobs ]
[ sobs ]
Oh, I just...
Oh, I just...
[ laughs ]
We'll cut 'em off
in the cargo annex.
Good call.
We can take the straight sh*t
down the corridor. If they
catch up with us, it's going
to be a sh**ting gallery.
How 'bout cutting through
the cargo hold?
Yeah, that would be great.
The computer bay should be
on the other side.
Computer: Please enter
password. Please enter password.
password. Please enter password.
Please enter password.
Please enter password.
We're f*cked. We're f*cked.
Oh, we're f*cked.
"For who would bear the whips
"For who would bear the whips
and scorns of time..."
and scorns of time..."
It should be right there
at the end of the corridor.
[ buzzer blares ]
You got company.
I can almost smell 'em.
I can almost smell 'em.
Remember, she's mine.
Remember, she's mine.
Remember, she's mine.
[ machinery whirring ]
[ machinery whirring ]
[ machinery whirring ]
[ g*nf*re continues ]
[ g*nf*re continues ]
What are they f*ring at?
Aw, they don't know what
Aw, they don't know what
they're sh**ting at. Assholes.
they're sh**ting at. Assholes.
All right, look. You take out
the junction box, and I'm going
to keep them covered.
I could do that.
What's that?
Oh, it's a little surprise
Oh, it's a little surprise
I have for 'em.
I have for 'em.
[ grunts ] Damn!
[ grunts ] Damn!
What's going on? Unh!
What's going on? Unh!
Get this off of me, will you?
Get this off of me, will you?
[ grunting ]
[ grunting ]
[ grunting ]
Vendler!
Vendler!
Hey, Wayne, she won't die!
What am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
sh**t her in the face!
sh**t her in the face!
sh**t her in the face!
[ grunts ]
[ grunts ]
[ grunts ]
[ buzzer blares ]
[ buzzer blares ]
You can run, but you
You can run, but you
can't hide.
can't hide.
I finally got something
I finally got something
to show for all this.
to show for all this.
to show for all this.
We're damned, man.
We're damned, man.
We're damned, man.
[ gasps ]
[ gasps ]
[ gasps ]
Oh, Wayne.
Oh, Wayne.
[ gasps ]
I got you. I got you.
Better get to it.
Close that door. It's not going
to hold him much longer.
We don't have much time.
It's our last chance.
You didn't have
You didn't have
to make this personal.
to make this personal.
This guy tried everything.
He was trying to regain
control. We're not. I can't shut
down the CPU or that monster
tower right there.
Little pigs, little pigs,
Little pigs, little pigs,
let me in.
let me in.
But I can cut off every bus
that carries data to it.
We won't get navigational
control. In fact, we'll probably
spin out at random.
And miss the Earth.
Exactly, unless we slam into
a star or something.
a star or something.
Do it.
Do it.
Now I'm going
Now I'm going
to have to huff...
to have to huff...
and puff.
How's it going?
How's it going?
40%. Halfway there.
40%. Halfway there.
[ beeping ]
[ beeping ]
70%. 90%. We're almost there.
70%. 90%. We're almost there.
Great.
Okay, there should be a jolt.
"All the world's a stage..."
Oh, no.
"and all the men
and women..."
Please enter password.
No! It's rerouting somehow.
No! It's rerouting somehow.
sh*t.
sh*t.
Override.
What the hell didn't she
think of? She thought
think of? She thought
of everything!
of everything!
Time of impact, 29 minutes,
56 seconds and counting.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
[ beeps ]
[ beeps ]
Hope she didn't think
Hope she didn't think
of that.
of that.
of that.
[ groans ]
[ groans ]
Not so fast, sweetheart,
unless you want him
on your conscience.
Program's still running.
Program's still running.
Save yourself.
Save yourself.
Save yourself.
Go on! Get out of here.
Go on! Get out of here.
Go ahead, Wayne. Step through
that door, and I will splatter
that door, and I will splatter
his brains all over this deck.
his brains all over this deck.
his brains all over this deck.
And you know I don't bluff.
And you know I don't bluff.
[ g*n clatters ]
Worst decision you
Worst decision you
ever made.
ever made.
Hey, Vendler, guess how long
we have till the ship blows.
Next person that mentions
Next person that mentions
this ship exploding dies.
this ship exploding dies.
Hey, Wayne, how did you hook up
with such a loser?
Just lucky, I guess.
What's lucky is I got a way
for us all to get out of here,
for us all to get out of here,
except boy wonder.
except boy wonder.
You all right?
You all right?
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
What about the Earth?
What about it? Nobody can
prepare for a detonation
this size.
Does Vendler know about it?
I don't know whether he
doesn't believe or he just
doesn't care.
You know, you're bleeding
a little bit.
Yeah, I know. I took a hit.
I don't know what kind
of craziness is going on inside
Vendler's head, and I don't
care. He's drunk with greed,
like some long-hauler with
shore-leave poontang.
You sure know how to turn
You sure know how to turn
a phrase, Captain.
a phrase, Captain.
Listen, I've been thinking
about the Salvor.
So have I.
Maybe we could use her
to blow this ship off course.
Never work.
Engines aren't strong enough.
We could blow her up.
What?
Think about it. It's a small
ship, and she's right at
the midpoint of the Agamemnon.
We'd have to blow both engines
to ignite the Solarium
in the front holds.
Blow up my ship?
It would tear this son of
a bitch right in two. Engines in
the rear. Solarium in the front.
The engines would still go
The engines would still go
critical, but that's all.
critical, but that's all.
It'd be like pulling the primer
out of a stick of dynamite.
There's just one
small problem.
small problem.
What's that?
What's that?
We're in here, and the ship's
out there.
Yeah. I was hoping you might
Yeah. I was hoping you might
have some thoughts on that.
have some thoughts on that.
have some thoughts on that.
Activating systems.
Activating systems.
Activating systems.
Analyzing. Please stand by.
Analyzing. Please stand by.
"To be..."
"To be..."
Analyzing final password.
Analyzing final password.
I've got it. Vendler doesn't
care about much, but his ego is
easily bruised, and I know just
easily bruised, and I know just
the button to push.
the button to push.
the button to push.
That should do it.
That should do it.
[ Lennon groans ]
What are we waiting for?
Ahh. Ow. Ah.
J.T.: Yeah.
[ both groaning ]
J.T.: Ah, yeah. Yeah.
J.T.: Ah, yeah. Yeah.
[ moaning ]
[ moaning ]
[ moaning ]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[ moaning ] Yeah.
Enough.
It's definitely enough.
It's definitely enough.
[ moaning ]
[ moaning ]
Not yet.
Yeah. [ moans ]
Not yet.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Now.
Now.
Now.
You bastard.
You bastard.
Should have done that
a long time ago.
Don't!
All right,
I'll do it the hard way.
I'll smash his head in.
J.T., come on.
We don't have time.
We don't have time.
[ gasps ]
[ gasps ]
You're still mine,
You're still mine,
and you know it.
and you know it.
and you know it.
Self-destruct initiated.
Self-destruct initiated.
"All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women..."
[ distorted ] "All the men
and women..."
and women..."
"A stage..."
"A stage..."
"A horse! A horse!
My kingdom for a horse!"
My kingdom for a horse!"
"To be, or not to be..."
"To be, or not to be..."
Computer: All systems online.
Computer: All systems online.
Analyzing final password.
Analyzing final password.
Analyzing final password.
"...and by a sleep to say..."
"...and by a sleep to say..."
Computer: Analyzing.
"To be, or not to be..."
Please stand by.
Please stand by.
Please stand by.
Error.
Initialization sequence failed.
Do the best you can.
I'll take care of this.
I'll take care of this.
I'm all over it.
I'm all over it.
All for nothing.
All for nothing,
All for nothing,
that's all you ever were.
that's all you ever were.
Error.
Initialization sequence failed.
You really think that's
going to help?
Does decompression
still throw us off course?
still throw us off course?
We're coming back on.
We're coming back on.
...destruct initiated.
I don't think we're going
to make it.
Finally playing the hero?
You should stick to what you
You should stick to what you
were made for.
were made for.
were made for.
"All the world's a stage..."
"All the world's a stage..."
You know something?
You know something?
You've become one useless bitch.
You've become one useless bitch.
You've become one useless bitch.
Two minutes!
Two minutes!
Two minutes!
Wayne!
Wayne!
Wayne!
[ blade stabs ]
[ blade stabs ]
[ blade stabs ]
Now, that's good, kid.
Now, that's good, kid.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You okay?
You okay?
Do you want to try
the engine stunt?
We both know it won't work.
If we do destruct, you want
to make a run for another pod?
We could try.
We could try.
We won't make it.
We won't make it.
I know.
We could get off now,
but a billion people will die.
I know that, too.
I know that, too.
Do it, J.T.
Do it, J.T.
I've flown her before.
One minute.
There's no time to lose.
There's no time to lose.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
Hey, Captain...
Hey, Captain...
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
And don't you forget it.
And don't you forget it.
Computer: Self-destruct.
Computer: Self-destruct.
[ garbled computer voices ]
[ garbled computer voices ]
"I feel within me a peace
"I feel within me a peace
above all earthly dignities..."
above all earthly dignities..."
above all earthly dignities..."
Come on, show me a miracle.
Come on, show me a miracle.
Come on, show me a miracle.
[ electricity crackling ]
[ electricity crackling ]
Hey, Lennon.
Yeah?
You know, I've been lying
the whole time.
About what?
Your martinis.
They really are good.
But I told you, that's not
really what I'm good at.
really what I'm good at.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
"So shines a good deed
in a naughty world."
in a naughty world."
"All's well that ends well."
"All's well that ends well."
"All's well that ends well."
[ rock 'n' roll playing ]
[ rock 'n' roll playing ]
♪ You go around
♪ Thinking you're hot stuff
♪ You got no money to spend
♪ On dr*gs
♪ You run around
♪ Thinking you're so brilliant
♪ We'll push you down
♪ We'll push you down fast
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Now
♪ Now
♪ Prepare yourself
♪ For a splendid evening
♪ You're going to be a star
♪ You're going to be a star
♪ In your own mind
♪ In your own mind
♪ We think you're better off
♪ They think you're better off
♪ And I think
♪ And I think
♪ You're better off
♪ You're better off
♪ But
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Now
♪ Better off
♪ Let's make
♪ An evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Let's make an evening of it
♪ Now
♪ Now
♪ Whoa.
♪ Whoa.
♪ Whoa.
[ new song playing ]
[ new song playing ]
[ new song playing ]
[ vocalizing ]
[ vocalizing ]
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Yeah
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Hey, yeah
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ Blue, blue celestial glow
♪ Ahh
♪ Ahh
♪ Blue, blue...
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