09x03 - Advert Audition
Posted: 01/21/24 11:46
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you're up to no good what the only time you're quiet is when
you're asleep or up to no good that's not true I'm often quiet yeah and you're
often up to no good what you're doing if you must know I'm
writing a Christmas present lists see you lot in August forewarned is
forearmed get you and your lasting phrases I don't know about for arms I need eyes in the back of my head will
you lot come on I mean you darling
[Music] oh my god bloody Nora morning campus
another day in paradise bloody hell dad what do you think you're playing at they still playing silly buggers when we lost
cases so I read it or so fancy dress box but dad the Grim Reaper so anything that
fit me I'd sweated my bollocks off in that cuff down so much it practically water washing basket on his horn why
just to bring the bloody sword thing with it called a site or a sickle oh
shut up Cheers these parts it cost you minting my jaw I wish to dad summit in illogical it's 10
o'clock and crack of my ass already feels like rivero's on a flood day brilliant we've got a full day of this
now I love did i frighten you just papa
oh you poor thing do you want one of them serviette silver to dry your eyes oh that well when you get it get us
around the drinks and while you're at it these are good les
Israel for you would you rather have sausages and fingers or no answer - I
don't understand there's nothing to understand you just got to pick one why what's happening nothing's happening
it's just a question who's asking it I'm asking it's just one of those questions you know would you rather be deaf or
blind make flyers I'd rather just show by the pool all right place Sam would you rather I've
sausages two fingers or no Ange at all how big are the sausages quite big can
everyone just one huh um yeah definitely sausages two-fingered right I came to say hello because you
two boys owes me a favor after yesterday whilst and just for those he backed out my trip and lost my commission oh yeah
really sorry about that but we thought the trip was free so gives out free trips to Ibiza look my mate owns a bar
on Cali Girona and he needs two props today are you two up for it what's a prop prop someone who stands
outside a bar and tries to get punters in no thanks we've got a plan have we yeah don't you remember we're
gonna live by the pool all day in some circles and how much luck have you had with that so far
well we've just getting warmed up we planned a long game in it Joe yeah man
the really long day well this is perfect I'm giving you a legitimate reason to be in the sunshine
two girls everybody loves the cheeky pop boys especially two good-looking charmers
like you than I 30 euros for a couple of hours work what do you reckon I reckon
these good looks and this charm is being wasted around this pool we're in it's the Western bar at the end of college
Roma reports that Jose the manager but you get paid by me tonight neptune's yes
you might be read in this role I still get a vibe from us [Music]
she's probably got our own wife and if you think you can compete with that and good luck see you Mike sent another
email about validation for Jordy how many times do they need to be told we're on holiday well now the same we can do the audition
is an email a video seven lakh mom a
nice one use the iPad my iPad is upstairs in the safe and that's where
it's Dane way to enjoy our only not funny around making videos nobody's gonna watch don't be such a misery it'll
be fun it's not the script we just need two grandparents where hey Samuel I'm
ready for my close-up what experience and acting have you got but you've never stepped foot into a
theatre oh that's where you're wrong I'd been in the crucible nice one grand and
I studied that who were you John Proctor no Sheffield crucible Debbie steal a
final 1985 went down to the last black now that's drama
we've got enough drama on this Ollie with you and Loretta at each other's throats quiet day by the pool will do just actually thank you the commercial is set
to be used in all European territories and the fee is 15,000 pounds how much if
she got it she don't appear on school fees yeah get up them stand together
iPad stay accommodations 381 come on Lady after losing height here having
said without Kousaka everyone lemonade it is my little Oscar winner oh so nice
to be back did you manage our like in the salon while I was gone actually Jacqueline it
was impossible without yeah wasn't it Liam Oh unsinkable yeah me and Liam
about to take turns not nothing that chair and it took us almost three weeks to find the shopping channel on the telly oh you're
baybel oh gosh but not enough in this chair well I am the sleeping partner in the
business MA
excuse me Oh delicious don't worry bottle woodcarver after breakfast let me
guessing for the rest of their right talking a gas tea about it don't belong
about three airport runs today oh and I need to get your thinking caps on for a catchy new name for the business oh I'm
good at they I've gone off Kenneth goes all the way it's a bit of a mouthful and people might get the wrong impression Kennex I've got bookings all morning
what we're going to do about walking very easily sold there you go wipe out
on the door honestly I'm allowing these bob away from being Mary Portas oh I'm Lee and
did you ask around about borrowing a child seat for the car family with the toddler's confirm the booking yeah
nobody's got what have you tried else is me what the bloody hell huh you know the free market I'll bet I know what else
Cicely if I'm talking about that Troy sent it - Alan of the Year award
you know we're nowhere near Derbyshire Godolphin daft it's for the Solomon doll
back Troy said he wanted it in private lesson Blanco and inspiration for a doll
I'm overcome with emotion right I'm off I'll see you later I just know about chemistry in a taxicab
it's from the salon no I know he's going to mention it to him at some point I'm
Ashley Farber and I don't talk a rich like a cup of tea I got the Carver if
you go into the bar no problem
[Music] I'm sorry I'm not interrupting am I how
can I help you okay the kitchen is in absolute health what else is new I need you to go to
benissa with Leslie to pick up some joints some joints really I am so
stressed out I've been let down by my supplier you supplier he'll let you down
yes mr. Becerra gene you are really
feeling the stress yes I am okay I have one joint in my locker
what is I'm going to go very far is it no you don't understand this is the good [ __ ] I mean model maybe
we can go together up on the fire escape and have it I'm sorry I'm confused
I have what the good [ __ ] on the side me I want a fur to do that so nobody can
smell it let me tell you I can't believe what I'm hearing
Travis doing this enormous tempest ravaged no more no one a day and always
on the fire escape and I can blend the dreams all these
years right and meet Leslie in the reception in ten minutes and from now on
you use fennel apple tree like everyone else yes miss temple syringe
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hello my is Jose around yeah he's inside um can you tell him his new prop sorry
yeah sure what's it right what's our USP we haven't got one already is you what our USP estimated
time of arrival a CTA in PA sounds nothing like USP
you know USP is unique selling point we get a free shot with a first ring
no mana every ball you walk past you need the USP my USP is my body goes love
a bit of muscle Charlie yeah why don't you top off and I'll point out you know
I'm a you we need to find your USP hello boys so you are our new props
yeah I'm sorry this is Joey okay there you go no drinking or smoking way out there if
you need any more flies come inside and ask me or talk to Mario we spoke to before okay nice on July
right I've got an idea I'm not a pheasant
plucker and my pheasant pluckers made i'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant pluckers late what are you doing we'll call warm let's picture she
sells seashells on the seashore shall we what about Peter picture Peter
Piper paid to bleep Peter Piper feature Beckham sore
bollocks to it hey what you doing just a bit of foundation oh god ah
what kind of sure we reckon is don't be daft Eddie all the men on Downton Abbey wear makeup I bet they don't especially
that boat little wood a bit light in the law office all axes use it they have to to have the decades of alcohol abuse
here we go that's it just want you to look your best on camera in that case
took a paper bag on his head the rustling will effect the sound but it'll be worth it right listen you oh here we
go anyone order a table for three we could do with the tablecloth really look there's supposed to be a classy
restaurant can we just get this thing started it's gotta be spent over by two o'clock right Who am I playing you're
playing Charlie's grandmother I don't look old enough to play a grandmother you are her grandmother I know but I don't look old you know if you want it
to be believable or not what you're saying it your godly lines I'm on a
minute no alarms I cancelled a hot stone massage and a pedicure to fit in the
frigging background you're supposed to be on holiday with us anyway no I'm not I'm on my holiday and I'm visiting you
on your holiday when everyone's got bickering and whining for one minute can't we all least attempt our degree of
professionalism let me know when you set everything up and going over to me someday to learn me lines
you created a monster shuttle right tablecloth but then again the Apple
never falls far from the tree [Music]
Leslie I hope you know what we are supposed to be doing because I have no idea which so ever well we're supposed
to pick up some meat from a wholesale supplier in Benicia what about an idea
why am I not liking the sound of this you know I've got 500 euros to collect 50 kilos of meat but very few calls not
get a cm weight of meat per four would you Ross Leslie maybe we should just go to
Vanessa as I'm liking the easy life we can't just come to do not I mean listen
why should some video we won't get the background us back handle is like a slap
in the face oh no she is a slap in the face which they don't we'll need more money on the side of her I thought you
liked her I do what do you mean I want to be left behind when this morning windiest all right ladies anything
exciting happening oh just lipping out on an errand for trouble so much mmm
sounds interesting there is nothing for the back of your hand here so just you carry on with finding the lost luggage
of angry cat drunk people come along Leslie we have business to be attending
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on the car seat then yeah I do looking
lost property and there's one in there somebody might have left that behind by mistake and come back for it
there'll be no point in them doing that why cuz I've got it have you got no
scruples yeah of course I have just get a bit lost under me bum bag when I'm
lying down you know what I mean I mean a conscience morals look I'm a businessman Lee and I haven't
got time for morals I need that car see to Romney taxi business pretty sure you need a taxi license - or print lien love small print
and a driver's license helps which is points don't count over it so I'm good to go thank you that's all right then anyway
I've got a bone to pick with you young man Troy texted me earlier where you going
to make an appearance at the salon today or were you just going to let Liam do everything what you think I told him
well it wasn't chuckling he had so much breakfast counted I shall even string a sentence together let alone make a phone
call you wake up in the morning four letters begins with three while not
being funny Kenny you know I think you're a brilliant stylist but you hardly known for being the most hard-working you're right I think he's
trying to count me out do you think I should call his bluff yeah a text back saying you're working
as hard as usual no hang on don't say that
haha nice try Troy but I've actually been
with stop me please all day thank you very much but you're not rest off your
feet yeah I am chock-a-block with bookings are they just not cutting people there
Clark um bloody hell a Chevy self babe can you get two racks
in your sleep I think you have Twitter and crossword question oh oh this will
be Troy offering up a slice of humble pie okay as long as you keep the door
open for walkins but this makes up 50% of the business we can smiley face yeah
you told him I haven't said a thing why do I care I got pay the wages and affect
me it's not like I'm a partner in the business
what's sleeping beauty a it is she said she wouldn't say anything but was soon
see about that it's easy to catch a mouse you just need enough cheese how it's fine just give me the quadrants
Alderman
[Music] ready action I'm not a minute I need to
know what my motivation is cheap beer and ugly women that's where you're wrong I don't drink beer
it blows which were terrible so you're admitting to the ugly women if that's it crack about my ex-wife I can assure you
she didn't start out looking like that no but you started out looking like that so what was their excuse right that's it
out of the way you two is fact fact you can't be sacked from something you
weren't being paid to do yes you can cuz I'll just thank you can we just get on with it hang on if you've stacked in
mudras Geordie stay aligned to it's supposed to be a grand up well you can do it me playing a granddad a belly look
old enough to be a father you do look tired Berlin oh don't start without again you could get away with early six
days look if we don't get on with this now then win it you want can we hurry up they need an email by two o'clock early
sixties early teen sixties what does that make you wondering bloody twenty
half of it is make hardly matters it's just a part you're playing your mum's right it doesn't matter you play the granddad and you can play
the grandmother I think your pardon all right it's different when the orthopedic shoes on the other thoughts hang on a minute
where's our Geordie Jodie Dawson grand
dad can we host apart smashing the birthday they got me a g*n day and I'd love to go well that was easy enough
isn't it you're Italian just kind of us and ready for you it's all done can you
email it to verification please very happy to hold and when you get back and it's forged on to new agent but of
course will do mom miss anyone course me happy on things okay darlin and see who
wears the trousers in your house [Music]
right that Airport run number two done time for a coffee and a suck on me vape
a so-called vaporizer oh now I've been thinking if it's not
jackeline breast milk destroy and it's not new who is it you give it a rest no
I will not give it a rest I feel like I don't turn me back on anyone like being in the pink trombone on Josh at night oh
so you're open now suddenly the reception was asking earlier yeah but I'm sorry when I do in any
walk-ins today Joyce lovely Liam's rest of his little ginger feet bless him I'm just telling them you're open whether
you're actually doing any work cause you're over sir
you really think you've got someone spying on you of course since the day you took over
the lease on this salon it's been on my back about every little thing why don't you answer your phone why is this Alan
never open honestly it's relentless or both of those are quite reasonable requests oh so you're on this side are
you on anybody's side I'm just saying if I was playing the rent and bills for this place I want it to be open every day Liam we're in Spain it's not my
fault DMF yesterday we found a mere fact
don't need Mary's dice trypsin too long or she'll end up bright yellow like the last time
[Music] to believe me now or maybe you're right suppose savage for
what about her see the mold also licensed was lovely to the alwah Squealer am at campus
beverages this time no she doesn't even know Troy Elango it's the fifth thing
from the month isn't it twelve o'clock on the fifteen nari
comes in every month at the same time together which one that's true he's
pulling your leg Kenneth no one's buying on old I didn't
know Liam something stinks for once it's not mr. Woo's conditioner
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wait a minute bring the wrong number I don't get it
okay I have to go now you must be Leslie
yes mr. Wu I'm Leslie this is Matty oh and you are looking for wholesale meat
that's right what kind of meat you want mr. Wu got chicken or beef whatever it's
called cheap the chickens when they are young tend to go cheap the cows on the
other hand they go move how do you get
it young chickens go cheap cows go Moo a
crazy person you have me to sell to us or no hey check yourself before you
wreck yourself mr. Wu got lots of meat okay let me look at the stock sheet okay
actually we not got much chicken hmm we
not got much beef you want camel if you making big pie the hump stops the crust
from sinking in the middle only joking
mister would not sell camel we got quite a lot of octopus mind you
very difficult to cook octopus they keep reaching out the pan and turning off the
gas listen if you're just gonna sit
there telling Christmas cr*cker jobs we'll be on our way okay okay let me have a look what about panda we got
quite a lot of panda in a deep freeze no it's gotta be fresh you're gonna pander you don't mean the big block and
wait furry bear what other pandas do you get well shut curiously
it tastes a bit like penguin but not a fishy come on we're off you are a
strange man that's the problem with the
British no sense of humor there's one
more peaceful enjoyable to see knowledge chunky that's your two hour road trip and it's 10:01 gosh maybe I call my
friend Wolfgang here's a farm what kind of form just a regular farm with cows
chicken goats pigs well why didn't you bloody [ __ ] sure you did an ass
get in the bloody fun remember like
these free sh*ts inside and I'll be coming in for a drink with you in a bit make sure you do
[Laughter] although things like the Pied Piper family what's that mean it's a story
about a bloke who plays a trumpet and gets followed by loads of mice and rats if you're doing it with women you even
need a trophy well me they're all a bit middle-aged but at least I still gone in on a free
kiss again I won't lies your pies it's not going great I'm smiling all the pretty girls
we're getting nothing back pretty girls look at the month as I'm dragging in might you need a caution it a bit wider
Oh ladies you're like you could do with a drink all right pop get free kick you
off well it's kind of meant for girls but what the hell people love my man but
just on the sheet yeah nice one gore then [Music]
hey I'm only joking pal yes hilarious since the money was a joke y'all have
business brother not great ma'am I'm a tie promoting this bar I don't suppose you guys want a drink Dion
well it's 25 of us the rest on the beach my days 25 people that would be amazing
probably as Gary the guy whose birthday is kind of trick on him and chucked all his clothes miss be funny
yeah anyway we can't bring them in your bar Pam no it wouldn't like that exactly
but maybe if you could borrow your t-shirt snowman of course I'm like
wearing it and your flip-flops short no worries and your shorts
I don't know there's at least 25 of us
actually probably near say actually my boxes look at that shorts anyway exactly
right we better get Barry the birthday boy you mean Gary huh you said his name
was Gary oh yeah that's right see in five yellow see you in five
right are you trouser I've got a big kind of loves on the way no look if you
feel happy much as she gets is a job well let's not get too excited why not
why not get excited about things like me mind you gonna be very tricky to get to
really famous you're on well you see now they hound these celebrities who don't get a minute to themselves she's
auditioning for an advert for a dog nap news I don't think gonna have to go X directly just yet she's gonna get it I
just know she it was a number withheld
well answer them I shouldn't answer the phone answer the phone what rings are quick if you didn't
like all for God's sake hello Bella Dawson speaking yeah that's
right i'm jordi dad right right
happy okay can you give me your number
yep all 207 yeah yeah okay
I got that I'll bring you straight back well she got the genuine
sports she needs to be in London by tomorrow afternoon what's wrong with that price to the
flight to London like Minnie and I season little cares about that my mother on lenders the money come on you've really
got the Sun Jacqueline oh yeah neck in a bottle of carbon for breakfast and
crushing out for the day really agrees with us like no rest for the wicked I'm
going back to the airport I shall return you should get one of those car stickers it's a little
princess on board I don't get away with calling myself a little anymore just to me oh you know I mean for the baby bear
so will the drivers know to take a day you see round yeah kattiline what in Spain I can't put a baby on board sign
off it's like Mad Max out there and be like a red rag to a bull with these lock but generally you do need to be extra
careful now Kenneth it's not just yourself you got to worry about I don't know where this reputation of me being a bad drivers come from four out of the
last six of my accidents this year have been other people's fault well exactly there's a lot of bad drivers about I'll
put the kettle on I keep applying to shop well I'm not I'm not sure what's up to but we best play
it's just safe don't when I'm finding out about all this - funny arrives tomorrow gonna find out eventually
it's not exactly an easy thing to hide yeah well you know he makes a fuss about everything I just want to tell him in my
own time when I'm ready adios amigos
they're not coming back are they I think so mate you're not really hurt a
bear wasn't Gary's birthday after all probably not
since I had back the hotel he won't get paid don't deserve to get paid tag I'm
not single person to go in Joey come on
all for one and one for all what are you doing man we are going to
do this properly
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Wolfgang you are a good man to have saved our bacon bacon thought you wanted chicken if you want bacon tell me now
because Heyliger has to k*ll a pig no no my friend chicken saving the bacon is something the English say we have
everything pig rabbits goats whatever you want no please Wolfgang we need 50 kilos of chicken
nothing must go wrong with this no problem in Wolfgang the chickens must be dead we had had problems before who they
are worry too much you see Helga my sister she cares all the animals itself what does she do
just look at them ha very funny but since Helga was released from prison the farmers never made so much money here's
your change change course always the best price for you my friend hey you sister what was she in prison
for 7 years no I mean what did she do retire some
questions it is better not to ask
okay we can't believe in one hour I'll come back then if you want to collect yourself so I would like you to deliver
to the Solana I have developed a sudden a words into farm Jade lives oh my days
I'm B yeah Masood don't we get our money dude I need to party for new friends
right so tonight all my flip-flops will Bracketron me I couldn't do that
let's go on oh wow you're the best way
anyone could wish for we are the best team any bak whistle damn right let's go
I can fill in all inclusive beer coming on yeah man yes hey for you guys you missing the pie the
big pie caused by us the prop boy dream things are you like what are you both
doing here it's super to me she's got a point time you should have finished 20 minutes ago we're going back to Solana
to celebrate your coming for a drink bye exactly a celebration a job well done just look at the place
impressive very impressive if you want the wrong far they wait a minute you
said the Western buyer end of Calais Girone on this is the end of Calais Drive I must only Western bar first of
all this is the beginning of color Girona the hotel is there so this is the beginning of color Girona
this is not called the Webster bar it's called cowboys and Indians well the its own was the wall come on we
spoke to the manager and he was expecting us is there a problem up here we go
you say you are expecting a fitting you know there we go maybe some what you
came to my bar and you said you would have your cross what kind of bar manager would I be if I saw people who walked into work
specially for free you knew were at the wrong bar have a good day boys oh and thank you for the business
[Music] meanwhile I've got Jose the manager of
the Western ball going crazy cuz I let him go right it's a 10-minute walk if yourself now he might be alright about
you doing a couple of hours free sound we're off we're not conscious I'll worry about the money you can pay up tonight
that we arrange Jerry let's go
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what you mean you got no money just cuz I say I'm spent upon tell me next pension he's got to be joking
you're always spraying your money around I know that's why I don't have any on tell me next function
Elmo supposed to get four hundred and sixty six pound in the next few hours haven't you got credit cards maxed out
looks like I'm not the only one who sprays money around look I might have an
answer but I'll have to be the one to go back with her what do you mean I've been
saving or paying miles for years I'll probably have enough for only for two tickets and I have to be one of the
people traveling well what'd you say it
was the 3rd of September that they are always remembered I have to thank both
you and Leslie started out as quite a sticky wicket has turned into an emit
agates success you have been as you say you're saving the day I must
congratulate the kitchen suck this chicken stew it finishes I've never tasted anything I love it mind you they
did get a bit carried away and forgot to make veggie options there's nothing in the kitchen now fixing this yeah
thank you all right it is good very good
okay what is wrong with the tube nothing the stew is good but the chicken
is not chicken what the defendant is gonna call - how do you make you out the
valve not gone a hole what kind of meat is it it is as you say
baby rabbit give me a cue lot of baby
Robbie yes these normally is typically Spain but the English - no they are not
liking this mr. F it'll be okay as long as all the fans they not to tell anyone
that they're eating baby bunny rabbits you and I understand I'm depending on
you to tell me the truth I'm sorry about the position you've been
put in lately Jacqueline oh don't worry about me up any more positions than the Russian gymnast no I mean about Kenneth
and his taxi rooms you are a partner in blow and go it's got such a cheap telling you not to tell Troy I wouldn't
blame you with your house f1 told Troy about Kelly's taxi business oh don't be
daft I'm not no money invested in the business Troy just made me a partner to
make me feel included I thought you were annoyed and you didn't answer my texts earlier today I don't get attached stuff
yeah it's not absolutely lovely Spanish mobiles it said hey Jacqueline
thanks for keeping Kenneth little secret he'll tell Troy in his own time but he was so stressed and tired with the late
nights and early mornings it doesn't need Troy criticizing his choices right now any more thoughts
about the name now I didn't get that Oh
Oh sugar Wow I said let Detroit ache
the sweet smell of success 200 euros there and you said this taxi business
was a bad idea right food Oh Matteo love I'll add the same could be
pie and all we have sled problems in the kitchen today we only have this two or
reggie's of rice oh you don't have a fancy down what kind of stew just regular stool and
what kind of meat is it is what we are calling mystery meat we start for the
children or are you surprised to make them yeah for me as well I'll go with a
mystery meat stew I think I ran and returned a meat going so I might be the
one to solve the mystery each other gracias [Music]
that needle is very own little Thomas from there he'll be back later but first the star of the show is you it's very
only time starting in five minutes time okay
one mystery meeting - I would say G surprise Oh a beggin your pardon and one veggie
surprise would you need anything else no I'm okay - excuse me I'm going to sound
really stupid here but it's veggie surprised looks like it got me yes I know they did little fried actually
surprises though you gotta admit that's quite a good one moment excited to go to
school you are going to bed right after our please wait you're excited about
going to learning Jody all right all excited but Upson off and you don't mind
going and Emma darling authorities don't mind you a little tolerable so count of
you what safely until today special for everyone tonight
Oh what the time is do or get eaten in
the people starboard he now affects me
[Music] my I'm not feeling this too for the trial magic surprise
there you are I didn't recognize earlier clothes on wishing that wasn't awful
today we made a genuine mistake and okay it was they're very far but we packed
the place down I feel we did a good job calm down don't leer Mancunian or twist I bring good news
how's it from the west of our was pissed off you didn't turn up but the bar opposite where you were was so impressed
with the crowd you call the vast if you can work for them a couple of hours tonight borrowed I think we've got
enough for one day would you say Joey my old man always said why spend money when you can be earn me because why not
do both I tell you what why don't we do it all together with my seen you in your pants again what about Mary I want
talking to you right we leave in 10 minutes but first of all I feel a song
coming on
ladies and gentlemen just the five starters off for the karaoke I've been asked by a few people about the food
being served is evening we're glad you're enjoying it and if you want to make it at home just be your favorite
barman Mikhail's will be pleased to give you his recipe were little baby rabbits
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honestly it drives along with the wind in your air and the sound of children's scream and drowned out by Bananarama on
the sound system you wonder why he's been mostly days to toughen up felony relative you know think of them even
Stalin are you that'll don't be ridiculous thing is if I can't fight I was born to spout why
I'm going to tell Streisand one of them going part-time thanks love did you know
what some said it's all rubbing some on me we've got more stretchy bit Petula mind
you if it is rabbit probably ate all the carrots [Music]
another tax from Troy so excited about seeing you tomorrow the champagne will
be on me first celebrate the pitter-patter of tiny feet twice been
sending unrestricted messages why oh I know women Gavin had talked
about it but hopefully be still on his own is it doctor the baby
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and the new series of Benidorm is back in two weeks the nightly show is next to
an ITV tonight with this week's host Davina McCall and joining her this evening funny man Patti McGinnis and the
outrageous Julianne flourish during the early some Patrick's Day celebrations in Essex over on ITV phoenixes Lydia and
Gemma face off in the only way is ethics [Music]
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you're up to no good what the only time you're quiet is when
you're asleep or up to no good that's not true I'm often quiet yeah and you're
often up to no good what you're doing if you must know I'm
writing a Christmas present lists see you lot in August forewarned is
forearmed get you and your lasting phrases I don't know about for arms I need eyes in the back of my head will
you lot come on I mean you darling
[Music] oh my god bloody Nora morning campus
another day in paradise bloody hell dad what do you think you're playing at they still playing silly buggers when we lost
cases so I read it or so fancy dress box but dad the Grim Reaper so anything that
fit me I'd sweated my bollocks off in that cuff down so much it practically water washing basket on his horn why
just to bring the bloody sword thing with it called a site or a sickle oh
shut up Cheers these parts it cost you minting my jaw I wish to dad summit in illogical it's 10
o'clock and crack of my ass already feels like rivero's on a flood day brilliant we've got a full day of this
now I love did i frighten you just papa
oh you poor thing do you want one of them serviette silver to dry your eyes oh that well when you get it get us
around the drinks and while you're at it these are good les
Israel for you would you rather have sausages and fingers or no answer - I
don't understand there's nothing to understand you just got to pick one why what's happening nothing's happening
it's just a question who's asking it I'm asking it's just one of those questions you know would you rather be deaf or
blind make flyers I'd rather just show by the pool all right place Sam would you rather I've
sausages two fingers or no Ange at all how big are the sausages quite big can
everyone just one huh um yeah definitely sausages two-fingered right I came to say hello because you
two boys owes me a favor after yesterday whilst and just for those he backed out my trip and lost my commission oh yeah
really sorry about that but we thought the trip was free so gives out free trips to Ibiza look my mate owns a bar
on Cali Girona and he needs two props today are you two up for it what's a prop prop someone who stands
outside a bar and tries to get punters in no thanks we've got a plan have we yeah don't you remember we're
gonna live by the pool all day in some circles and how much luck have you had with that so far
well we've just getting warmed up we planned a long game in it Joe yeah man
the really long day well this is perfect I'm giving you a legitimate reason to be in the sunshine
two girls everybody loves the cheeky pop boys especially two good-looking charmers
like you than I 30 euros for a couple of hours work what do you reckon I reckon
these good looks and this charm is being wasted around this pool we're in it's the Western bar at the end of college
Roma reports that Jose the manager but you get paid by me tonight neptune's yes
you might be read in this role I still get a vibe from us [Music]
she's probably got our own wife and if you think you can compete with that and good luck see you Mike sent another
email about validation for Jordy how many times do they need to be told we're on holiday well now the same we can do the audition
is an email a video seven lakh mom a
nice one use the iPad my iPad is upstairs in the safe and that's where
it's Dane way to enjoy our only not funny around making videos nobody's gonna watch don't be such a misery it'll
be fun it's not the script we just need two grandparents where hey Samuel I'm
ready for my close-up what experience and acting have you got but you've never stepped foot into a
theatre oh that's where you're wrong I'd been in the crucible nice one grand and
I studied that who were you John Proctor no Sheffield crucible Debbie steal a
final 1985 went down to the last black now that's drama
we've got enough drama on this Ollie with you and Loretta at each other's throats quiet day by the pool will do just actually thank you the commercial is set
to be used in all European territories and the fee is 15,000 pounds how much if
she got it she don't appear on school fees yeah get up them stand together
iPad stay accommodations 381 come on Lady after losing height here having
said without Kousaka everyone lemonade it is my little Oscar winner oh so nice
to be back did you manage our like in the salon while I was gone actually Jacqueline it
was impossible without yeah wasn't it Liam Oh unsinkable yeah me and Liam
about to take turns not nothing that chair and it took us almost three weeks to find the shopping channel on the telly oh you're
baybel oh gosh but not enough in this chair well I am the sleeping partner in the
business MA
excuse me Oh delicious don't worry bottle woodcarver after breakfast let me
guessing for the rest of their right talking a gas tea about it don't belong
about three airport runs today oh and I need to get your thinking caps on for a catchy new name for the business oh I'm
good at they I've gone off Kenneth goes all the way it's a bit of a mouthful and people might get the wrong impression Kennex I've got bookings all morning
what we're going to do about walking very easily sold there you go wipe out
on the door honestly I'm allowing these bob away from being Mary Portas oh I'm Lee and
did you ask around about borrowing a child seat for the car family with the toddler's confirm the booking yeah
nobody's got what have you tried else is me what the bloody hell huh you know the free market I'll bet I know what else
Cicely if I'm talking about that Troy sent it - Alan of the Year award
you know we're nowhere near Derbyshire Godolphin daft it's for the Solomon doll
back Troy said he wanted it in private lesson Blanco and inspiration for a doll
I'm overcome with emotion right I'm off I'll see you later I just know about chemistry in a taxicab
it's from the salon no I know he's going to mention it to him at some point I'm
Ashley Farber and I don't talk a rich like a cup of tea I got the Carver if
you go into the bar no problem
[Music] I'm sorry I'm not interrupting am I how
can I help you okay the kitchen is in absolute health what else is new I need you to go to
benissa with Leslie to pick up some joints some joints really I am so
stressed out I've been let down by my supplier you supplier he'll let you down
yes mr. Becerra gene you are really
feeling the stress yes I am okay I have one joint in my locker
what is I'm going to go very far is it no you don't understand this is the good [ __ ] I mean model maybe
we can go together up on the fire escape and have it I'm sorry I'm confused
I have what the good [ __ ] on the side me I want a fur to do that so nobody can
smell it let me tell you I can't believe what I'm hearing
Travis doing this enormous tempest ravaged no more no one a day and always
on the fire escape and I can blend the dreams all these
years right and meet Leslie in the reception in ten minutes and from now on
you use fennel apple tree like everyone else yes miss temple syringe
[Music]
hello my is Jose around yeah he's inside um can you tell him his new prop sorry
yeah sure what's it right what's our USP we haven't got one already is you what our USP estimated
time of arrival a CTA in PA sounds nothing like USP
you know USP is unique selling point we get a free shot with a first ring
no mana every ball you walk past you need the USP my USP is my body goes love
a bit of muscle Charlie yeah why don't you top off and I'll point out you know
I'm a you we need to find your USP hello boys so you are our new props
yeah I'm sorry this is Joey okay there you go no drinking or smoking way out there if
you need any more flies come inside and ask me or talk to Mario we spoke to before okay nice on July
right I've got an idea I'm not a pheasant
plucker and my pheasant pluckers made i'm only plucking pheasants because the pheasant pluckers late what are you doing we'll call warm let's picture she
sells seashells on the seashore shall we what about Peter picture Peter
Piper paid to bleep Peter Piper feature Beckham sore
bollocks to it hey what you doing just a bit of foundation oh god ah
what kind of sure we reckon is don't be daft Eddie all the men on Downton Abbey wear makeup I bet they don't especially
that boat little wood a bit light in the law office all axes use it they have to to have the decades of alcohol abuse
here we go that's it just want you to look your best on camera in that case
took a paper bag on his head the rustling will effect the sound but it'll be worth it right listen you oh here we
go anyone order a table for three we could do with the tablecloth really look there's supposed to be a classy
restaurant can we just get this thing started it's gotta be spent over by two o'clock right Who am I playing you're
playing Charlie's grandmother I don't look old enough to play a grandmother you are her grandmother I know but I don't look old you know if you want it
to be believable or not what you're saying it your godly lines I'm on a
minute no alarms I cancelled a hot stone massage and a pedicure to fit in the
frigging background you're supposed to be on holiday with us anyway no I'm not I'm on my holiday and I'm visiting you
on your holiday when everyone's got bickering and whining for one minute can't we all least attempt our degree of
professionalism let me know when you set everything up and going over to me someday to learn me lines
you created a monster shuttle right tablecloth but then again the Apple
never falls far from the tree [Music]
Leslie I hope you know what we are supposed to be doing because I have no idea which so ever well we're supposed
to pick up some meat from a wholesale supplier in Benicia what about an idea
why am I not liking the sound of this you know I've got 500 euros to collect 50 kilos of meat but very few calls not
get a cm weight of meat per four would you Ross Leslie maybe we should just go to
Vanessa as I'm liking the easy life we can't just come to do not I mean listen
why should some video we won't get the background us back handle is like a slap
in the face oh no she is a slap in the face which they don't we'll need more money on the side of her I thought you
liked her I do what do you mean I want to be left behind when this morning windiest all right ladies anything
exciting happening oh just lipping out on an errand for trouble so much mmm
sounds interesting there is nothing for the back of your hand here so just you carry on with finding the lost luggage
of angry cat drunk people come along Leslie we have business to be attending
[Music]
on the car seat then yeah I do looking
lost property and there's one in there somebody might have left that behind by mistake and come back for it
there'll be no point in them doing that why cuz I've got it have you got no
scruples yeah of course I have just get a bit lost under me bum bag when I'm
lying down you know what I mean I mean a conscience morals look I'm a businessman Lee and I haven't
got time for morals I need that car see to Romney taxi business pretty sure you need a taxi license - or print lien love small print
and a driver's license helps which is points don't count over it so I'm good to go thank you that's all right then anyway
I've got a bone to pick with you young man Troy texted me earlier where you going
to make an appearance at the salon today or were you just going to let Liam do everything what you think I told him
well it wasn't chuckling he had so much breakfast counted I shall even string a sentence together let alone make a phone
call you wake up in the morning four letters begins with three while not
being funny Kenny you know I think you're a brilliant stylist but you hardly known for being the most hard-working you're right I think he's
trying to count me out do you think I should call his bluff yeah a text back saying you're working
as hard as usual no hang on don't say that
haha nice try Troy but I've actually been
with stop me please all day thank you very much but you're not rest off your
feet yeah I am chock-a-block with bookings are they just not cutting people there
Clark um bloody hell a Chevy self babe can you get two racks
in your sleep I think you have Twitter and crossword question oh oh this will
be Troy offering up a slice of humble pie okay as long as you keep the door
open for walkins but this makes up 50% of the business we can smiley face yeah
you told him I haven't said a thing why do I care I got pay the wages and affect
me it's not like I'm a partner in the business
what's sleeping beauty a it is she said she wouldn't say anything but was soon
see about that it's easy to catch a mouse you just need enough cheese how it's fine just give me the quadrants
Alderman
[Music] ready action I'm not a minute I need to
know what my motivation is cheap beer and ugly women that's where you're wrong I don't drink beer
it blows which were terrible so you're admitting to the ugly women if that's it crack about my ex-wife I can assure you
she didn't start out looking like that no but you started out looking like that so what was their excuse right that's it
out of the way you two is fact fact you can't be sacked from something you
weren't being paid to do yes you can cuz I'll just thank you can we just get on with it hang on if you've stacked in
mudras Geordie stay aligned to it's supposed to be a grand up well you can do it me playing a granddad a belly look
old enough to be a father you do look tired Berlin oh don't start without again you could get away with early six
days look if we don't get on with this now then win it you want can we hurry up they need an email by two o'clock early
sixties early teen sixties what does that make you wondering bloody twenty
half of it is make hardly matters it's just a part you're playing your mum's right it doesn't matter you play the granddad and you can play
the grandmother I think your pardon all right it's different when the orthopedic shoes on the other thoughts hang on a minute
where's our Geordie Jodie Dawson grand
dad can we host apart smashing the birthday they got me a g*n day and I'd love to go well that was easy enough
isn't it you're Italian just kind of us and ready for you it's all done can you
email it to verification please very happy to hold and when you get back and it's forged on to new agent but of
course will do mom miss anyone course me happy on things okay darlin and see who
wears the trousers in your house [Music]
right that Airport run number two done time for a coffee and a suck on me vape
a so-called vaporizer oh now I've been thinking if it's not
jackeline breast milk destroy and it's not new who is it you give it a rest no
I will not give it a rest I feel like I don't turn me back on anyone like being in the pink trombone on Josh at night oh
so you're open now suddenly the reception was asking earlier yeah but I'm sorry when I do in any
walk-ins today Joyce lovely Liam's rest of his little ginger feet bless him I'm just telling them you're open whether
you're actually doing any work cause you're over sir
you really think you've got someone spying on you of course since the day you took over
the lease on this salon it's been on my back about every little thing why don't you answer your phone why is this Alan
never open honestly it's relentless or both of those are quite reasonable requests oh so you're on this side are
you on anybody's side I'm just saying if I was playing the rent and bills for this place I want it to be open every day Liam we're in Spain it's not my
fault DMF yesterday we found a mere fact
don't need Mary's dice trypsin too long or she'll end up bright yellow like the last time
[Music] to believe me now or maybe you're right suppose savage for
what about her see the mold also licensed was lovely to the alwah Squealer am at campus
beverages this time no she doesn't even know Troy Elango it's the fifth thing
from the month isn't it twelve o'clock on the fifteen nari
comes in every month at the same time together which one that's true he's
pulling your leg Kenneth no one's buying on old I didn't
know Liam something stinks for once it's not mr. Woo's conditioner
[Music]
[Laughter]
wait a minute bring the wrong number I don't get it
okay I have to go now you must be Leslie
yes mr. Wu I'm Leslie this is Matty oh and you are looking for wholesale meat
that's right what kind of meat you want mr. Wu got chicken or beef whatever it's
called cheap the chickens when they are young tend to go cheap the cows on the
other hand they go move how do you get
it young chickens go cheap cows go Moo a
crazy person you have me to sell to us or no hey check yourself before you
wreck yourself mr. Wu got lots of meat okay let me look at the stock sheet okay
actually we not got much chicken hmm we
not got much beef you want camel if you making big pie the hump stops the crust
from sinking in the middle only joking
mister would not sell camel we got quite a lot of octopus mind you
very difficult to cook octopus they keep reaching out the pan and turning off the
gas listen if you're just gonna sit
there telling Christmas cr*cker jobs we'll be on our way okay okay let me have a look what about panda we got
quite a lot of panda in a deep freeze no it's gotta be fresh you're gonna pander you don't mean the big block and
wait furry bear what other pandas do you get well shut curiously
it tastes a bit like penguin but not a fishy come on we're off you are a
strange man that's the problem with the
British no sense of humor there's one
more peaceful enjoyable to see knowledge chunky that's your two hour road trip and it's 10:01 gosh maybe I call my
friend Wolfgang here's a farm what kind of form just a regular farm with cows
chicken goats pigs well why didn't you bloody [ __ ] sure you did an ass
get in the bloody fun remember like
these free sh*ts inside and I'll be coming in for a drink with you in a bit make sure you do
[Laughter] although things like the Pied Piper family what's that mean it's a story
about a bloke who plays a trumpet and gets followed by loads of mice and rats if you're doing it with women you even
need a trophy well me they're all a bit middle-aged but at least I still gone in on a free
kiss again I won't lies your pies it's not going great I'm smiling all the pretty girls
we're getting nothing back pretty girls look at the month as I'm dragging in might you need a caution it a bit wider
Oh ladies you're like you could do with a drink all right pop get free kick you
off well it's kind of meant for girls but what the hell people love my man but
just on the sheet yeah nice one gore then [Music]
hey I'm only joking pal yes hilarious since the money was a joke y'all have
business brother not great ma'am I'm a tie promoting this bar I don't suppose you guys want a drink Dion
well it's 25 of us the rest on the beach my days 25 people that would be amazing
probably as Gary the guy whose birthday is kind of trick on him and chucked all his clothes miss be funny
yeah anyway we can't bring them in your bar Pam no it wouldn't like that exactly
but maybe if you could borrow your t-shirt snowman of course I'm like
wearing it and your flip-flops short no worries and your shorts
I don't know there's at least 25 of us
actually probably near say actually my boxes look at that shorts anyway exactly
right we better get Barry the birthday boy you mean Gary huh you said his name
was Gary oh yeah that's right see in five yellow see you in five
right are you trouser I've got a big kind of loves on the way no look if you
feel happy much as she gets is a job well let's not get too excited why not
why not get excited about things like me mind you gonna be very tricky to get to
really famous you're on well you see now they hound these celebrities who don't get a minute to themselves she's
auditioning for an advert for a dog nap news I don't think gonna have to go X directly just yet she's gonna get it I
just know she it was a number withheld
well answer them I shouldn't answer the phone answer the phone what rings are quick if you didn't
like all for God's sake hello Bella Dawson speaking yeah that's
right i'm jordi dad right right
happy okay can you give me your number
yep all 207 yeah yeah okay
I got that I'll bring you straight back well she got the genuine
sports she needs to be in London by tomorrow afternoon what's wrong with that price to the
flight to London like Minnie and I season little cares about that my mother on lenders the money come on you've really
got the Sun Jacqueline oh yeah neck in a bottle of carbon for breakfast and
crushing out for the day really agrees with us like no rest for the wicked I'm
going back to the airport I shall return you should get one of those car stickers it's a little
princess on board I don't get away with calling myself a little anymore just to me oh you know I mean for the baby bear
so will the drivers know to take a day you see round yeah kattiline what in Spain I can't put a baby on board sign
off it's like Mad Max out there and be like a red rag to a bull with these lock but generally you do need to be extra
careful now Kenneth it's not just yourself you got to worry about I don't know where this reputation of me being a bad drivers come from four out of the
last six of my accidents this year have been other people's fault well exactly there's a lot of bad drivers about I'll
put the kettle on I keep applying to shop well I'm not I'm not sure what's up to but we best play
it's just safe don't when I'm finding out about all this - funny arrives tomorrow gonna find out eventually
it's not exactly an easy thing to hide yeah well you know he makes a fuss about everything I just want to tell him in my
own time when I'm ready adios amigos
they're not coming back are they I think so mate you're not really hurt a
bear wasn't Gary's birthday after all probably not
since I had back the hotel he won't get paid don't deserve to get paid tag I'm
not single person to go in Joey come on
all for one and one for all what are you doing man we are going to
do this properly
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shall we [Applause] [Music]
Wolfgang you are a good man to have saved our bacon bacon thought you wanted chicken if you want bacon tell me now
because Heyliger has to k*ll a pig no no my friend chicken saving the bacon is something the English say we have
everything pig rabbits goats whatever you want no please Wolfgang we need 50 kilos of chicken
nothing must go wrong with this no problem in Wolfgang the chickens must be dead we had had problems before who they
are worry too much you see Helga my sister she cares all the animals itself what does she do
just look at them ha very funny but since Helga was released from prison the farmers never made so much money here's
your change change course always the best price for you my friend hey you sister what was she in prison
for 7 years no I mean what did she do retire some
questions it is better not to ask
okay we can't believe in one hour I'll come back then if you want to collect yourself so I would like you to deliver
to the Solana I have developed a sudden a words into farm Jade lives oh my days
I'm B yeah Masood don't we get our money dude I need to party for new friends
right so tonight all my flip-flops will Bracketron me I couldn't do that
let's go on oh wow you're the best way
anyone could wish for we are the best team any bak whistle damn right let's go
I can fill in all inclusive beer coming on yeah man yes hey for you guys you missing the pie the
big pie caused by us the prop boy dream things are you like what are you both
doing here it's super to me she's got a point time you should have finished 20 minutes ago we're going back to Solana
to celebrate your coming for a drink bye exactly a celebration a job well done just look at the place
impressive very impressive if you want the wrong far they wait a minute you
said the Western buyer end of Calais Girone on this is the end of Calais Drive I must only Western bar first of
all this is the beginning of color Girona the hotel is there so this is the beginning of color Girona
this is not called the Webster bar it's called cowboys and Indians well the its own was the wall come on we
spoke to the manager and he was expecting us is there a problem up here we go
you say you are expecting a fitting you know there we go maybe some what you
came to my bar and you said you would have your cross what kind of bar manager would I be if I saw people who walked into work
specially for free you knew were at the wrong bar have a good day boys oh and thank you for the business
[Music] meanwhile I've got Jose the manager of
the Western ball going crazy cuz I let him go right it's a 10-minute walk if yourself now he might be alright about
you doing a couple of hours free sound we're off we're not conscious I'll worry about the money you can pay up tonight
that we arrange Jerry let's go
[Music]
what you mean you got no money just cuz I say I'm spent upon tell me next pension he's got to be joking
you're always spraying your money around I know that's why I don't have any on tell me next function
Elmo supposed to get four hundred and sixty six pound in the next few hours haven't you got credit cards maxed out
looks like I'm not the only one who sprays money around look I might have an
answer but I'll have to be the one to go back with her what do you mean I've been
saving or paying miles for years I'll probably have enough for only for two tickets and I have to be one of the
people traveling well what'd you say it
was the 3rd of September that they are always remembered I have to thank both
you and Leslie started out as quite a sticky wicket has turned into an emit
agates success you have been as you say you're saving the day I must
congratulate the kitchen suck this chicken stew it finishes I've never tasted anything I love it mind you they
did get a bit carried away and forgot to make veggie options there's nothing in the kitchen now fixing this yeah
thank you all right it is good very good
okay what is wrong with the tube nothing the stew is good but the chicken
is not chicken what the defendant is gonna call - how do you make you out the
valve not gone a hole what kind of meat is it it is as you say
baby rabbit give me a cue lot of baby
Robbie yes these normally is typically Spain but the English - no they are not
liking this mr. F it'll be okay as long as all the fans they not to tell anyone
that they're eating baby bunny rabbits you and I understand I'm depending on
you to tell me the truth I'm sorry about the position you've been
put in lately Jacqueline oh don't worry about me up any more positions than the Russian gymnast no I mean about Kenneth
and his taxi rooms you are a partner in blow and go it's got such a cheap telling you not to tell Troy I wouldn't
blame you with your house f1 told Troy about Kelly's taxi business oh don't be
daft I'm not no money invested in the business Troy just made me a partner to
make me feel included I thought you were annoyed and you didn't answer my texts earlier today I don't get attached stuff
yeah it's not absolutely lovely Spanish mobiles it said hey Jacqueline
thanks for keeping Kenneth little secret he'll tell Troy in his own time but he was so stressed and tired with the late
nights and early mornings it doesn't need Troy criticizing his choices right now any more thoughts
about the name now I didn't get that Oh
Oh sugar Wow I said let Detroit ache
the sweet smell of success 200 euros there and you said this taxi business
was a bad idea right food Oh Matteo love I'll add the same could be
pie and all we have sled problems in the kitchen today we only have this two or
reggie's of rice oh you don't have a fancy down what kind of stew just regular stool and
what kind of meat is it is what we are calling mystery meat we start for the
children or are you surprised to make them yeah for me as well I'll go with a
mystery meat stew I think I ran and returned a meat going so I might be the
one to solve the mystery each other gracias [Music]
that needle is very own little Thomas from there he'll be back later but first the star of the show is you it's very
only time starting in five minutes time okay
one mystery meeting - I would say G surprise Oh a beggin your pardon and one veggie
surprise would you need anything else no I'm okay - excuse me I'm going to sound
really stupid here but it's veggie surprised looks like it got me yes I know they did little fried actually
surprises though you gotta admit that's quite a good one moment excited to go to
school you are going to bed right after our please wait you're excited about
going to learning Jody all right all excited but Upson off and you don't mind
going and Emma darling authorities don't mind you a little tolerable so count of
you what safely until today special for everyone tonight
Oh what the time is do or get eaten in
the people starboard he now affects me
[Music] my I'm not feeling this too for the trial magic surprise
there you are I didn't recognize earlier clothes on wishing that wasn't awful
today we made a genuine mistake and okay it was they're very far but we packed
the place down I feel we did a good job calm down don't leer Mancunian or twist I bring good news
how's it from the west of our was pissed off you didn't turn up but the bar opposite where you were was so impressed
with the crowd you call the vast if you can work for them a couple of hours tonight borrowed I think we've got
enough for one day would you say Joey my old man always said why spend money when you can be earn me because why not
do both I tell you what why don't we do it all together with my seen you in your pants again what about Mary I want
talking to you right we leave in 10 minutes but first of all I feel a song
coming on
ladies and gentlemen just the five starters off for the karaoke I've been asked by a few people about the food
being served is evening we're glad you're enjoying it and if you want to make it at home just be your favorite
barman Mikhail's will be pleased to give you his recipe were little baby rabbits
[Music]
honestly it drives along with the wind in your air and the sound of children's scream and drowned out by Bananarama on
the sound system you wonder why he's been mostly days to toughen up felony relative you know think of them even
Stalin are you that'll don't be ridiculous thing is if I can't fight I was born to spout why
I'm going to tell Streisand one of them going part-time thanks love did you know
what some said it's all rubbing some on me we've got more stretchy bit Petula mind
you if it is rabbit probably ate all the carrots [Music]
another tax from Troy so excited about seeing you tomorrow the champagne will
be on me first celebrate the pitter-patter of tiny feet twice been
sending unrestricted messages why oh I know women Gavin had talked
about it but hopefully be still on his own is it doctor the baby
[Music]
and the new series of Benidorm is back in two weeks the nightly show is next to
an ITV tonight with this week's host Davina McCall and joining her this evening funny man Patti McGinnis and the
outrageous Julianne flourish during the early some Patrick's Day celebrations in Essex over on ITV phoenixes Lydia and
Gemma face off in the only way is ethics [Music]