06x23 - Hypochondri-Cap

[bunniefuu]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Hey, Marco, it wasn't
supposed to rain today.

So sue the weather bureau.
Look, can you give me a hand?

Sure.

How come I always
get stuck with Henry?

I don't know,
maybe he thinks you're cute.

Yeah, I'm thrilled.

ROY: Hey.

Hey, ROY-Hey, ROY-

Look busy, pal. Why?

I guess you haven't talked to
the Cap in the last half hour.

No, I haven't even seen him.

Believe me,
keep it that way. What happened?

Oh, he's just chewed on me like he
thought he was Henry and I was prime rib

for no reason at all.

No reason at all?

Well, now, look,
I'll admit sometimes I need chewing out,

but for saying, "Hi, Cap"?

That's all you did?
That's all I did.

Listen, if he comes in and asks for me,
lie about it, will you?

Well, come on, how many breaks do
you guys plan to take here today, anyway?

We haven't taken any, Cap.
We're on clean-up.

You call this clean, Marco?

Look, I haven't had the chance
to clean this TV set yet, Cap.

Then get on schedule. While
you're in here goofing off,

the Apparatus Room is
starting to look like the Dust Bowl.

[sums]

This is gonna be a long shift.

It certainly is.

[ALARM SOUNDING]

DISPATCHER ON RADIO:
Engine 86, Squad 51.

Man trapped,


43 West Sunnyvale Road.

Cross street, Carbon Canyon.
Time out, 0923.

Squad 51, KMG 365.

[SIRENS WAILING]

DISPATCHER ON RADIO:


toxic chemicals are stored
in a tanker.

Use caution.

KELLY ON RADIO: Squad 51,
this is Rampart. Can you send me some EKG?

JOHNNY ON RADIO:


We're sending you a strip.
Vitals to follow.

Pulse is 160. The victim
is in extreme pain, Rampart.

[INTERCOM BEEPING]

This patient is in V-fib.

Rampart, we have lost the
victim's pulse. Beginning CPR.

[RAPID BEEPING]

We're defibrillating victim,
Rampart.

Rampart, we've defibrillated
victim. Decent sinus rhythm.

JOE ON RADIO: Administer 2 amps
sodium bicarb and insert an airway.

KELLY ON RADIO: Start an IV,


DIXIE: Squad 51, continue monitoring
Vitals and transport immediately.

JOHNNY ON RADIO:
We're on our way, Rampart.

[SIREN WAILING]

He's in the garage.
Please hurry.

We had a power failure from all this rain,
you know.

And Mort, he's my husband,

he was trying to disconnect
our electric garage door opener.

We're coming, dear.

What happened?

My hand's caught. My fingers.

Are you injured?

I think they're off
at the knuckle.

Okay. Do you have anything I can put
on your hood? I don't wanna scratch it.

The hood? Don't
worry about the hood.

My fingers are off
at the knuckle.

The power went out.

I tried to open the door.

I tried taking the chain off,
and the motor started.

I yanked the plug.

Well, what do you think?

Well, it looks like
he's got three fingers

caught between the chain
and the sprocket.

But there's so much grease,
I can't tell what kind of injury he's got.

Oh.

I'll see if there's any way we
can loosen the chain in the back.

MORT: They feel like
they're dangling by a thread.

Oh, it's insane.

Everything runs by
electricity. Even my hairbrush.

You know, without power,
we'd be back in the Dark Ages.

Yeah, that's the truth.

The chain is going around
a metal sprocket here.

I'm gonna see if I can derail it,
all right?

[SIREN WAILING]

[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]

JOHNNY: All right,
hold it, hold it.

Oh, don't do that.

Huh. Guess the only way
is to cut it.

Yeah, I think so.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Oh, no! Not again.

Yeah. Look, don't
worry about it.

Uh, ma'am, do you
wanna go out there...

In here, please.

Roy. Hi, Johnny. What do we got?

Well,
we've got this guy here that's got his hand

caught in this a*t*matic
door opener here.

He's got three fingers caught
between a chain and a sprocket here.

And we're gonna need a
bolt cutter to cut the chain.

Yeah. Also, Cap,
the power went out.

I think we might need
some flashlights.

Engine 86. Joe.

We need the bolt cutters
and some flashlights.

How bad is his hand?

My fingers are off
at the knuckle.

Well, I can't really see
any bleeding.

Sir, can you move
your fingers for me?

[GROANS]

Well, they're moving.

Is that a good sign?

Well, that means they're
not cut off at the knuckles.

Oh.

[EXCLAIMS]

We've got to cut this chain.

There go the lights.

Oh, Lord!

JOHNNY: Joe, why don't
you come up here?

Okay, why don't you just grab
there and I'll watch his hand.

Just let it drop there.

Throw a little more...
There we go.

Okay.

JOHNNY: Okay, now, can you just
slide your hand straight out this way?

Okay, now straight down.

Hand's dropping down, all right.

Why don't you slide over there,
towards the Captain?

[EXCLAIMING]
Here, let me help you.

[GRUNTING]

Let's have a look at that.

Are they broken?

Well, do this for me.
Can you do that?

No, they're not broken.

Are they cut?

Mmm. No,
don't think so.

See, I think all the pressure went
right here on your wedding band.

His wedding band?

I think when he had
his hand caught in there,

that the chain and the
sprocket that was jammed,

it was jammed right onto this wedding
band and it took all the pressure.

His wedding band saved him?

[LAUGHS] I think so, ma'am.

Isn't that romantic?

Oh, knock it off, Juen,
huh? Here, let's see.

Now I'll never get
my garage door open.

Uh, sir, you got a
release lever over there.

If you pull that out, you would've
saved yourself a lot of trouble.

Oh, no!

You mean all I had to do
to open the door was

pull the...

Yeah.

That's just terrific.

Look, I tell you what,
why don't you go and wash your hand off,

and then come on back and I'll
see if you've done any damage.

Yeah, I'll go wash them
in the kitchen.

Isn't it lucky I bought you such
a sturdy wedding ring, dear?

Not another word, huh?
Not another word.

What a grouch.

Something's really bugging
the Cap. He is so grouchy.

You know what I think it is?

I think it's McConnike. I really think
it's McConnike. What do you think?

I just think we ought to
stop the guessing game

and just present a low profile
till this thing blows over.

Aren't you even a little
curious about what's wrong?

What good does that do?

Well, I don't know whether
it does any good or not,

but it's certainly unnatural
not to be curious.

Yeah, it's also dangerous
to ask dumb questions.

Dumb questions?

All I want to know is
what's going on.

Well, I don't.
So let's drop it. Okay?

You know, sometimes, Roy,
you're a real mystery to me.

There you are, Roy. I was beginning
to think you were hiding out on me there.

No, I'm here.

Yeah, I...

Gage, I want to talk to DeSoto.

Oh, sure. Go ahead.

Won't bother me none.

Yeah, but it'll bother me to
have you hanging around

while I'm talking
to DeSoto in private.

In private, huh? What did he do?

Nothing. Just leave us alone.

Well, I'm not through
with my coffee yet, Cap.

[EXCLAIMS] All right.
For crying out loud!

Thank you. If you want to talk
to me a little later, I'll be right...

Take a hike. All right.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Look, I can't keep this to myself
anymore. I need your advice.

My advice?

Yes, your professional,
confidential advice.

Any objections?

No. What's the problem?

[ALARM SOUNDING]

DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Station 51.

Report of an unconscious
female in a car.





Cross street, Hannah.
Time out, 0820.

Station 51, KMG 365.

[SIRENS WAILING]

[HORN BLARING]

JOHNNY: What you got?
VINCE: She's still breathing.

Looks like she might
have had a heart att*ck.

Completely lost control of the car,
and the curb stopped her.

Got an ambulance on the way.

Good.

There was a strong odor when I
first opened the door. It's gone now.

It's smelled like
some kind of spray.

Pulse is 82. All right.

See if we can
get her out of here.

Okay, I'm gonna get a blanket.

ROY: All right. Chet,
want to give me a hand?

Vince, can you give us
hand to get her out of here?

VINCE: Okay, you go first.
CHET: You got her?

Yeah, I got her. Okay.

Check out this bag here.

All right, lay her right there.

Spray can. Button's depressed.

Oxygen? Yeah.

Six liters.

[SNIFFING] Okay.

Piece of grocery fell
against the button on top.

Rampart, this is Squad 51.

Go ahead, 51.

Rampart, we have a female victim here,
age approximately 40.

Victim was found slumped over
the steering wheel of a vehicle.

We suspect poisoning due to
ingestion of a propellant from a spray can.

Stand by for vital signs.





Respiration.

Twenty.

Pulse is 80.

Rampart, the pulse is 80,
the respiration is 20.

Stand by for BP.



Rampart, BP is 120 over 80.

We have her on six liters of O2.

The ambulance is en route.

Uh, Roy, she's coming to.

Stand by, Rampart.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] Ma'am,
just take it easy, okay?

You're gonna be all right.

Looks like you breathed
some spray from a spray can.

Okay. We're gonna take you
to the hospital. Is that okay?

[GASPING] Okay.

Rampart, victim is now conscious,
but somewhat stuporous.



Continue O2 and transport for
monitoring as soon as possible.

[SIREN WAILING] 10-4, Rampart.

Okay.

Ambulance is here.

I'll take this spray
along with us.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Cap wants to see you
in his office right now.

Oh, all right.

STANLEY: Hey, Roy,
would you close the door, please?

All right, whatever you do,
I don't want you to tell the other men.

Sure, if that's the way
you want it, Cap.

They're basically a great bunch
of guys and I'm gonna miss 'em.

Miss 'em?
Are you being transferred?

The fire service has just
been a wonderful life, Roy.

Wait a minute. What are you talking about,
Cap? What's happened?

All right, you see?
See these hands?

Yeah, I see 'em.

Well, how do they look to you,
as a paramedic?

Well, the color's fine, Cap.

Your skin looks healthy.
What about the movement?

It is fine so far,
if I ignore the pain.

What kind of pain?

A sharp ache from
the elbows on down.

Now, it hadn't got in
the way of my work yet,

but that's just
a matter of time.

Arthritis is like that,
you know.

Arthritis? Well,
it's the only thing I think it could be.

What do you think?

Well, what did your doctor say?

Well, actually,
I haven't talked to a doctor yet.

Then how do you know
it's arthritis?

What else could I have?

Well, I don't know,
but instead of expecting the worst,

you might just
try to get the facts.

Let me call Dr. Brackett. I'll
arrange an examination. No, no, no.

What do you mean, no? Why not?

I can't leave here. I'm on duty.

Well, I'll make the
appointment for tomorrow.

No, I don't want to
impose on Dr. Brackett.

You're not gonna impose
on Dr. Brackett. That's his job.

That's why
I'm giving him a call.

No. Look, Roy, look.
What if it isn't arthritis?

Then I'd feel silly
bothering him.

If it is arthritis,
wouldn't you like to know about it?

That's hard news to take.

Well, you've already given
yourself the worst possible news.

Yeah, but I could be wrong.

Look, wouldn't you like
to know one way or another?

At least you'll stop worrying
yourself to death over it.

You'd worry, too,
if you had arthritis.

Maybe you don't!

Then why see a doctor?

You're absolutely right,
Roy. He should come in for an examination.

How can I get him to do that?

I don't know...

How about telling him
he has a firm appointment

with Dr. Early and myself 30
minutes after he gets off shift?

I'll try, but I can't
promise anything.

He's going to have to
come in sooner or later.

Yeah, well,
it could be later, Doc.

Later could be too late.
Stay on him, Roy.

Okay. Bye-

WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Brackett,
Treatment Room 4.

How long has she
been unconscious?

The paramedics estimated
a couple of hours.

What've we got, Dix?

She was found in a motel by the
police. Nobody knows who she is.

Her BP is 80 by palpation,
her temperature is 104,

pulse is 140,
and her respirations are 30 and labored.

Michele, start two large IVs,

serum albumin
and Ringer's lactate.

Yes, Doctor. Joe...

Yeah? Look at this,
on her neck and upper back.

Looks like somebody
attempted a skin graft.

Sepsis? Probably.

Michele, we also need a stat CBC
electrolytes and arterial blood gases.

Type and cross for four units
and get an EKG and chest x-ray.

Yes, Doctor.

Looks like the victim of another
amateur plastic surgeon, Kel.

Yeah, it sure does.

Dix, draw six blood cultures.

We better start her
on aqueous penicillin.

Five million units
every six hours.

Three grams methicillin IV
every four hours,


IV every eight hours.

Do we have any idea
where this was done?

Not a clue.

Look at that.

No wonder she's out.

The donor area is really infected,
Kel. Yeah.

Poor gal. She wanted
cosmetic surgery

and she gets scars
on her neck and legs.

Maybe in six months' time she can have it
reconstructed by somebody who's qualified.

It's too bad she didn't
start right the first time.

Michele,

notify ICU that she's coming up.

As soon as we got her stabilized,
we'll take her to OR and debride the leg.

I'll take the blood to the lab.

I can't believe there really
are people like that.

Like who?

The ones who do it or the ones
who insist on having it done?

[sums]

Well, how did we get
stuck with this one?

Stuck? What do you mean, stuck?

Friend of mine is a stunt
coordinator. He works here.

He's the one who developed this.

Actually, he was supposed to
call the training center...

Look, don't bother
telling me about any more.

Well, we didn't get stuck.

Hey, Wally.
Hi, John, how's it going?

Not bad. How you doing? Good,
good.

Wally, this is Roy. Roy,
this is Wally. Nice to meet you.

Well, you guys ready to try
this thing out for the department?

Yeah. Let's do it.
Sure. Why not?

Okay, I'll get the equipment.

What? What equipment?

Just a second, Wally.
Just a minute.

Roy, what do you mean,
"Get the equipment"?

Just in case.

Roy... Now,
wait a minute. Wait a minute.

See, I told him...
Wally and I were talking...

They were going to get
someone else to do this,

but I talked to Chief Miller
and got you.

Figured I owed it to you.

Well, is that so?

Yeah, they said you were
pretty good at rope rescue

and mountain climbing. Yeah.

We've done it all. I guess
you can say we're pretty handy.

Well, no more than the
majority of the guys on the job.

That's all there is to it.

Wally, this is kind of
complicated, isn't it?

Not really. That's why we're here,
to check it out.

Well, just make sure you
check me out before I go down.

Will do.
Think you can manage it?

Yeah, no problem.

Bet you this thing snarls
on me. What do you bet?

Think positive. Yeah.

Ready? Yeah.

Ready as I'll ever be, I guess.

All right. Let me get
this slack off. All right.

Here we go.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Yeah, here goes.

[EXCLAIMING]

JOHNNY: Hey, guys. John!

Hey, John, you okay?

Yeah, I think it's...

I think it snarled or something.

Oh, for heaven's sakes.

Quit moving the rope.

[JOHNNY EXCLAIMING]

All right.
Okay, I'm coming down.

JOHNNY: Hey, guys, I figured...

[GRUNTS]

Are you okay?

I'm okay. I'd be a heck of a lot finer
if I could just figure out which end is up.

Well, look, you're pretty handy.

You need any help from me
or can you do it yourself?

I'm no more handy than the
rest of the guys on the crew.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Yeah, well, let's see. Why don't
we transfer you over to my line?

All right? All right.

Look, if you'll just stay there,
I can just go down just an inch or so.

Okay. You hang on now.

Okay, I'm gonna
come down to you.

Okay.

Let me hook this biner
into this.

[sums]

Oh, I've got bumps
and bruises all over me.

I'm gonna be sore for a week.

Yeah, well, at least we know
now what it can and can't do.

Yeah, mainly what it can't do.

WALLY: Rope!

What happened?

[SIGHS] Well,
I don't know, Wally.

A rope kinked up on me, I guess.

No good, huh?

Well, now, I wouldn't say that.

You wouldn't?

Wally, it really kind of all depends on,
uh, what you use it for.

[STAMMERING] Well, we could
always use it for hauling equipment.

[JOHNNY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

I think Johnny's right.
That's all I'm saying.

[ALL CHATTERING]

Guys... Look, look, I told you.

I can't tell... I can't
tell you anything.

You don't trust us?

It's not a question
of not trusting.

I promised the Captain I
wouldn't tell anything to you, okay?

I mean...

Well, you guys don't get paid to
sit around here looking depressed.

That's what I've been
trying to tell 'em, Cap.

I don't want any of you guys to
worry about this. It's my problem.

Cap, what exactly
is your problem?

[SIGHS] Johnny,
don't fake me, pal.

I can tell by all your faces that
Roy told you about my arthritis.

Cap! I didn't tell them
about anything.

You didn't tell them?

No!

You got arthritis, Cap?

Yeah, I'm afraid so, Chet.

Cap, you don't know that yet.

Johnny, look. Look at those
hands. What do you think?

Doesn't it look like
arthritis to you? Honestly.

Uh, well, Cap, Roy's right.
I can't tell by just looking.

It could be... It could
be a lot of other things.

Cap, now, you're gonna have to drive
down there like I've been telling you

and see Dr. Brackett.

[STAMMERING] Oh, well, why
don't we just wait and see

how the old mitts feel
in a few days?

Maybe the pain will
just go away by itself.

I made the appointment.

You heard what Johnny said,
it could be anything.

Now, wait a minute.

It could be almost anything...

Captain, when I said that I...

[GRUNTS]

Well, you feel better?

Now that you know what it is,
do you feel any better?

[ALARM RINGING]

[ALARM SOUNDING]

Station 51, Engine 14, Engine and
Truck 127, Deluge 105, Battalion 14.

Box alarm, Alcon Refinery.

8434 Wilmington.

8434 Wilmington. Cross street,
Carson. Time out, 1306.

STANLEY: Station 51, KMG 365.

[SIRENS WAILING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[MEN CHATTERING]

Hey! Up here! I've got
a man up here. Up here!

You gotta hurry. That is high
octane they're standing on.

We're dismantling
all these tanks.

Now, there must have been some
gasoline left in one of the pipes.

This leak could be out of
control for a couple of hours, Cap.

Yeah, Doug and Andy don't have a couple
of hours. This place could go anytime.

We're never gonna get a ladder
truck or a snorkel over here,

even if we get the fire out.

Tell you what,
there's a lot less flame over here.

We can knock these flames back,
you climb up there and you sh**t a line

over that tower.
What do you think?

Kind of like traverse
the two towers?

That's it.

All right, let's do it.

Okay.

Engine 14, Engine 51.
I want you to pump to 105.

Send one firefighter down to 51.

LA Engine 51. I want a
second alarm assignment.

[SIREN WAILING]

DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Engine 36,
Engine 8, Engine 116, Engine 16,

second alarm assignment
with Engine 51 at Alcon Refinery.

8434 Wilmington Boulevard,


Cross street, Carson.
Time out, 1313.

We'll go with two radios.

Yeah.

Truck 127, Battalion 14.

Come in from the north and set up
a water curtain. Engine 127 prompt.

[ALL CHATTERING]

Okay, you also want to
go with the line g*n, right?

Yeah.

Get it off the engine.

All right.

[FIREFIGHTERS CHATTERING]

Deluge 105, Battalion 14. Set up a
water curtain to protect the victims.

[ALL CHATTERING]

We're going to need a
Stokes with a traverse...

Okay, I'll sh**t it up there for you.
What else do you need? Anything else?

No, Cap. No.

Okay.

[BARKING ORDERS]

Over here!

Hey!

Both of you,
hang on. We're coming over to get you.

I'm going to throw a
line down for the line g*n.

We're going to be
sh**ting a line over.

I can't hear you.

Cap, we're about ready to sh**t the line
over. You want to inform the men over there?

STANLEY: 10-4.

Andy, now, listen up,
this is important.

We are going to sh**t a
line across there to you.

And I want you to tie it off to the
most solid support you can find.

Till we get it across there to you,
stand clear.

Ready on the line. All right.

Okay. Secure.

Roy, we got it.
Pull up the slack there.

Okay, pull across.

Ready?

Andy, make sure those
are good and tight.

Nice and stiff, Andy.

Well, we got some sort of break.

The wind shift will
take it away from us.

Yeah, just wondering
how long it's gonna last.

[SIGHS] Well,
cross your fingers. We might get lucky.

Are you ready?

Yeah. I'm gonna put it here.

Okay,
is that gonna be out of your way? Yeah.

Ready. Okay.

I'll see you.

[GRUNTING]

Are you okay?

Yeah, but Doug's been
out of it since the blast.

Okay, let me check him out.

All right.

Is he gonna make it?

He's got some light second degree burns,
here.

We're going to have to
get him out of here,

but first of all,
you're going to have to get out, all right?

HOW?

Same way I came across,
with the safety belt.

Okay, let's put this
thing on you, all right?

I've never done
anything like that before.

Well, there's a first
time for everything.

Hey, Roy! I'm going
to pull up the Stokes.

Okay. You got any questions?

Yeah. Just one.
Why did I take this job?

[CHUCKLES] All right.

Go on up.

[SCREAMING]

All right, you're okay.
Keep on coming.

There we go.

You okay? You okay?

[PANTING] I don't know.
I'm too scared to tell.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Okay,
now just bend down a little.

There we go. Okay, why don't you come
down here and just rest a while, okay?

Yeah. All right.

You did a good job.
You did a good job.

Okay!

I think I'm okay now.

Yeah? Okay,
good. Why don't you go on down?

Well, can you use
some help with Doug?

No,
I think I can make it. Go on down.

No, I'll stay and help.

Okay.

Here.

What I want to do is,
I want to put this Stokes stretcher

with the feet here. That's
above your head here, okay?

And then put the end here.

Okay, good. Here,
let me swing this out. Okay.

Now, we're gonna have
to open these up.

Here, take this one. Take
the wing nut off like this. Okay?

Take the bolt out.

Okay, now, hand me a sl*ve
and a bolt. We'll hook this up.

[GRUNTS]

Engines 36 and 236,
stand by at the front gate.

Engine 116, supply 127.

All right, going across.

There you go.

Okay on the guideline?

JOHNNY: Right.

All right, I'm coming across.

[GRUNTING]

[COUGHING]

You got it. You got it.

You're off. All right.

Okay. Good deal.

He must be leading
the good life.

Come on, help me
rig this Stokes.

How's he look?

He's coming around.

ANDY: Not me. You
guys. Thanks a lot.

You did good. You did real good.

I kept my eyes closed
the whole way across.

Take it easy.

[SIREN WAILING]

LA Battalion 14. This fire is
contained. All units out in four hours.

Hey, go home,
civilians. Your shift's over.

Let the real firemen clean
up after you in peace, huh?

Take it easy,
Medford. We're just waiting for the Cap.

Why don't you just go ahead
by and forget you ever saw us?

Oh, I get it. Must be his
birthday. Surprise party, huh?

Yeah, it's gonna be
a surprise all right.

[SHUSHING]

Cap, on behalf of Station 51,
we would like to personally

escort you to your
doctor's appointment.

I don't have a
doctor's appointment.

Yes, you do,
Cap. We took a vote. Mmm-hmm.

Why, that's a great idea.
But not today, all right?

I got a million things to do.
Let's postpone it, shall we?

No, Cap, we're not
going to postpone it,

we're going to escort you
down to the doctor's office.

STANLEY: Let's wait a few weeks.

No, Cap, I don't think we'd
last a few weeks. Really.

[ALL CHATTERING]

[sum-nus]

How's he doing?

Oh, the doctor's looking
at his x-rays right now.

How's his morale?

Well, he was okay
once he got here.

You know,
he didn't make captain for nothing.

[LAUGHS]

Well, I hope he's okay.

[CHUCKLES]

You're a married man.

I guess I can follow that
prescription. Thanks a million.

I'm just glad everything
worked out okay.

Me, too.

Next time, Hank,
don't keep us in suspense so long.

When you have a problem,
just come on in.

I will, I promise.

Well,
what's the verdict? What happened?

It's okay. I'm fine.
You're all right?

The docs found the problem,
prescribed a cure.

What is it, a miracle drug?

No, no, not quite.

We just told him to stop using
his handy dandy home gymnasium.

Uh-huh.

Your handy dandy what?

Yeah, the Captain bought one of
those brand-new exercising machines.

Pinched a nerve.

Uh-huh. I thought
it was arthritis.

No, not a sign.

You mean you're perfect?

Well, not exactly perfect.

Yeah, he has to have
a deviated septum fixed.

[CHUCKLES] You mean a nose job?

Not a nose job! It's... What
would you call it anyway?

[CLICKING TONGUE] A nose job.

[ALL LAUGHING]

You know, if you really think of it,
this is pretty funny.

Oh, you think so, huh?

Well, yeah, when you
stop to think about it.

Well, it proves one thing. We all
ought to have a checkup once in a while.

That's what we've
been telling you.

Hey, Johnny, you haven't had
a checkup for quite a long time.

Why don't you make
an appointment?

Who me?

Yeah, sure,
John. We'd be glad to check you over.

[CHUCKLING]