05x01 - The Stewardess

[bunniefuu]

No, thank you.

JOHNNY: Like, some of the rescues
that we get into are pretty hairy.

I mean, in places
that are incredible.

Like, take for example,
we had this guy trapped in his car.

He was still alive,
you know. But it was all underwater.

Excuse me. When...

Are you familiar
with Dominguez Channel?

No.

Are you from LA?

Uh-uh. Oakland.

Oh, Oakland. Yeah.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Anyway, Dominguez Channel,
it's fairly... Yeah!

It's fairly deep, you know.

We had to dive down,
me and my partner.

My partner,
he's the guy with the headset.

Anyhow, when we
dived down there,

the guy was trapped in a pocket
of air just up underneath the roof.

Oh, for heaven's sakes.

Yeah, he was kind of...

Do you ever get to LA at all?

I mean, say for a day or so?

It depends. Sometimes.

Oh!

When we got down there,
you can imagine the problem.

[BUZZER RINGS]

Excuse me.

Yeah. Sure.

We got him out okay, though.

Hey.

Being your car's at the airport,

why don't you come over and
have dinner with us tonight?

I don't think I'm gonna be able to
make it. I may be tied up, you know.

I hope.

Oh, with your luck,
she's probably married.

Huh?

I said, with your luck,
she's probably married.

No,
she's not married. Checked the old ring.

Oh,
you can't tell by that nowadays.

You've been back with her
ever since we left Sacramento.

You don't have her
name yet, do you?

You don't have her
phone number, do you?

For all you know,
she might be married to a big, muscular guy

with an 18-inch neck.

Yeah.

Well, you can't go rushing in

and just asking her a lot of
personal questions, you know.

You can't be doing
that. That's not cool.

Yeah.

Boy, have you been out
of circulation for a while.

See,
you have to let a relationship grow.

Huh?

You have to...

You have to let
a relationship grow.

I know. But this isn't exactly
a transcontinental flight.

Were you serious about having
some sort of medical background?

Yeah.

Would you mind
speaking with the Captain?

Sure.

I didn't mean to insult you. It's just
that sometimes, people do exaggerate.

Captain Dowell. Captain.

Hi. Miss Hickman tells me
you're with some fire department?

Yeah, Los Angeles
County Fire Department.

We're paramedics.

I see. Both of you?

Yeah, this is my partner,
Roy DeSoto. Hi, how are you?

Hello. Listen, I've got a man back
here who says he's in an awful lot of pain.

Is there something
you could do about it?

Maybe you'll take a look at him?

Thank you.

Listen,
can you let me know as soon as you can?

Yeah. Thank you.

These gentlemen would
like to take a look at you.

Are you guys doctors?

No, we're paramedics.

Okay.

I understand you have
a little bit of pain there.

Oh, you bet.

It feels like something's
sitting on my chest.

Right about there.

Really heavy.

Do you have a history of
any medical problems at all?

You ever had any
heart trouble at all?

No.

When did this pain start?

About a half hour ago.

Just thought it was indigestion,
but now it's really bad.

All right.

I'm gonna talk to the Captain.

It's over here.
The second button.

Why don't you sit up?

Okay.

Now, you just take it easy.

Listen,
we checked in some equipment.

Can we get a hold of it?

It's down in the
hold. I don't know.

Okay.

Yeah,
we got a heart att*ck up here.

Looks pretty bad.

How long before we land?

Thirty-two minutes?

[SIRENS WAILING]

DISPATCHER ON RADIO:


toxic chemicals are stored
in a tanker.

Use caution.

KELLY ON RADIO: Squad 51,
this is Rampart. Can you send me some EKG?

JOHNNY ON RADIO:


We're sending you a strip.
Vitals to follow.

Pulse is 160. The victim
is in extreme pain, Rampart.

[INTERCOM BEEPING]

This patient is in V-fib.

Rampart, we have lost the
victim's pulse. Beginning CPR.

[RAPID BEEPING]

We're defibrillating victim,
Rampart.

Rampart, we've defibrillated
victim. Decent sinus rhythm.

JOE ON RADIO: Administer 2 amps
sodium bicarb and insert an airway.

KELLY ON RADIO: Start an IV,


DIXIE: Squad 51, continue monitoring
Vitals and transport immediately.

JOHNNY ON RADIO:
We're on our way, Rampart.

Sir, please, no smoking.
We're using oxygen here.

Thank you.

Listen, I can go on up forward.

Okay.

Listen,
it might be wise if you tell the Captain

to turn on the no smoking sign.

Captain,
we're using oxygen back here.

Could you turn on
the no smoking sign?

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,

perhaps, would you mind if you
moved up forward into the lounge?

WOMAN: Yes, would you all
please move to the lounge.

Thank you very much.

You gotta give me
something for this pain.

All right, all right.

Now you just take it
easy. We're working on it.

But I want you to relax and
start breathing deep, okay?

Okay.

We had quite a bit
of trouble up there.

Would it help if we
diverted to Bakersfield?

He needs to be
treated right now.

We can save a few minutes
if we...

I mean right now.

We can treat him right
here in the plane. You can?

Yeah, we got dr*gs and
equipment in the cargo hold.

You checked 'em? Yeah.

Where to, LA? Yeah. LA.

Ray, see if you can give him
a hand with that down there.

You mentioned something
about wanting to talk to a doctor?

Yeah, we need to have somebody
who's familiar with the way we work.

That means LA.

Is there any way we can reach the control
tower and have 'em relay messages between us

and Rampart General Hospital?

Well,
we can't tie up traffic control,

but I can let you talk
to our LA office. Okay.

I've been in touch
with them already.

They know the situation.
There's a headset right back there.

Operations,
this is two-one-niner.

I'm gonna let you talk
to one of the paramedics.

Okay.

Put that in your ear there.

Yeah.

Okay, go ahead and
tell 'em what you want.

ROY: Now, this is Roy DeSoto.
Do you have a phone near by?

Affirmative.

Okay, can you relay messages between
us and Rampart General Hospital?

Would it help if you
talked to them directly?

It sure would.

I can probably patch it.

Who do you want?
Do you know the number?

What's the matter? Are
you having trouble breathing?

Okay, let's take off your coat,
okay?

You just relax and let
us do all the work, okay?

There you go.
Can you get that hand out?

[GRUNTS]

All right.

Now, you just try to relax,
okay?

How do I get the
Captain on that phone?

Second button.
He's getting worse?

[PHONE BUZZES]

Dowell. No,
we're looking for your gear now.

What's your stuff look like?

There's an orange colored box.

No, I don't know
how long it'll take.

Okay.

Okay, why don't we trade places?

All right, now,
what I want you to do is I want you to just

breathe as normal as you can. I wanna
just have a listen to your lungs, okay?

All right.

Take a deep breath.

You'll have to show me.

Go ahead.
I'll take over for you.

Thanks a lot.

Orange colored box and
a black box along with it.

[INTERCOM BEEPING]

Rampart Emergency.

MAN: This is Trans
California Airways Operations.

We have an in-flight
medical emergency.

Hold on. I'll get
a doctor right away.

Miss... Sue.

Sue. Could we use
your scarf there?

We can start
rotating tourniquets.

We'll have to use his tie and
this scarf. Probably mine, too.

Okay.

They're not due to land
for almost a half an hour.

This is Dr. Brackett.

Hold on, Doctor.

I think I can put you
through directly to the plane.

Two-one-niner,
two-one-niner, do you read?

DOWELL: Roger.

I have a doctor. I'm
gonna patch him through.

Go ahead, Doctor.

Yeah. This is Dr. Brackett.
Can I help you?

Yes, Doctor.
This is Captain Dowell.

Sounds like we have
a good connection.

I'm gonna patch you through
to one of the paramedics.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

Hello. Yes, Dr. Brackett,
just a minute.

It's for you.

Okay.

This goes on his other leg,
but don't tighten it too tight, okay?

Okay.

Hi, Doc, this is John Gage.

Doc, we've got a male,
approximately 40 years old.

He's been complaining of
chest pains for about half an hour.

He's pale and diaphoretic.
He's got a pulse of about 108.

Doc,
I think he's going into pulmonary edema.

Johnny, do you have
any equipment with you?

Negative, Doc.

It's in the baggage compartment.
Roy's trying to get at it now.

Doc, I think I heard rates.

I'm not sure because
I don't have a stethoscope.

But, we've got him
on O2, he's propped up

and we got rotating
tourniquets on him.

All right. Good going. But I wish you
at least had your drug box with you.

So do I, Doc.

Good thing you're
not going to San Diego.

That stuff's all in containers.

No way we can get at them.

Yeah.

Dix, call the fire department.

Tell them to send a squad
and an ambulance to the airport.

Johnny,
what's your flight number?

It's...

Trans California Airways
number... Flight number?





Doc,
I'm gonna be off the phone for a sec.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on, come on, come on. Settle down,
settle down. Just relax. Relax, okay?

Just take deep breaths.
Come on, count your breaths.

They'll be landing in
about 25 minutes. Thanks.



Okay.

Listen, is there
another first aid kit?

Yes, but they're all alike.

Okay.

Okay, listen,
can you go up front and tell Roy

I need anything he can get me,
okay?

Okay-

Okay, you just take it easy,
okay?

Doc, his pulse rate is up.

How's that guy doing back there?

He's worse, I think.

Did you find anything?

No.

Do you want me to
wait for a while? Yeah.

Squad 51, heart att*ck,
coming in to LAX.

Meet Trans California
Airways, flight number 219.

Time out, 1546.

Hey, one of them orange?

Yeah.

This it? Yeah, beautiful.

Thanks. The other one
ought to be close by.

Okay.

You wanna take this one?

Can you handle two of them?

SUE: I don't know, I can try.

Well, if you can't, this one I'm
gonna pass up is the one to take.

SUE: Right.
It's the defibrillator.

You be careful,
it's kind of heavy.

Now, we got one more box.
Really important, a drug box.

Looks like a fishing tackle box.

It's black,
with a padlock on it.

Okay, it should be right around that area,
'cause they were all together.

Here, let me help you, Sue.

Thank you.

Thank you. Did they
have the rest of it?

They're still looking.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah,
now we're gonna get you going here.

Doc?

KELLY: Yeah, go ahead, Johnny.

Listen, we've got an EKG
reading. His ST segment is elevated.

He's throwing PVCs
on the T wave.

Do you have the rest
of your equipment?

No, Doc,
we don't. But it's coming.

All right, as soon as you can,
start an IV with D5W, TKO.

Then give him a 100 milligram
Lidocaine bolus and start a drip.

Follow that with


I've got IV, D5W, TKO,


Lidocaine bolus.

Start a drip,


Right.

Okay.

Is he going to...

[SHUSHING]

Got it.

Great, I'll tell Doc.

All right.

Doc,
we've got all of our equipment now.

Okay, we're in business.

Can you roll up the
sleeve of his left arm?

This one. Yeah.

Got everything. Excuse me.

Can you hold this, please?

LA Control, this is Trans
California Airways two-one-niner.

Do we have emergency clearance?

Hold this, please.

Okay.

[MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO]

All right,
hold this. Don't touch the end. Okay.

Okay.

JOHNNY: Rampart,
IV has been established.

All medication
has been administered.

We got a BP of 110 over 65,

pulse is 108,
respiration is about 20.

We're at LAX. We should be
able to transport immediately.

Move back.
What do you have, Johnny?

Cardiac. He's stable now,
but he wants us to transport right now.

Okay Right.

Got it.

JOHNNY: This enough?

Yeah.

Got him?

Okay.

Okay.

Doc, we're ready to transport.

I'm gonna break off
communications now.

Will re-establish once we
get him into the ambulance.

Via the radio.



You're coming with me? Yeah.

Well, I'll follow with Carlson.

Thanks. Yeah.

Sure glad you were aboard.

Please remain seated until the
ambulance has cleared the ramp.

It should only be another
few moments. Thank you.

[SIRENS WAILING]

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

V-fib.

Pull over.

Okay, hold it.

One, two, three, four, hit him.

All right, nothing.
We gotta go again.

One, two, three, four.
What's the matter?

[BEEPING]

Hit him.

Flat line.

Rampart, this is Squad 51.

Victim was in V-fib.
We zapped him. Nothing.

We zapped him again,
now he's in flat-line.

We just started CPR.

We're about to administer
an esophageal airway.



Wait a minute. Okay. It's in.

Rampart, esophageal
airway's established.

51, give him one
amp sodium bicarb

and 5 ccs, 1 to


ROY: One amp bicarb and 5
ccs of epinephrine IV coming up.


away from the hospital?

Rampart,
we're about five minutes.

All right,
get him here as soon as you can.

ROY: 10-4, Rampart.

[OXYGEN HISSING]

Epinephrine in.

Okay, bicarb.

Okay, it's in.

[SIRENS WAILING]

[BEEPS]

Rampart, we're getting a
ventricular rhythm of about 30.





You all set?



Isoproterenol drip. 10-4.

Need a hand here,
in just a minute.

What you need?

Need a little help with this IV.

Treatment 2.

WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Reed,
outpatient area. Dr. Reed, outpatient area.

Dr. Adler, wanted in surgery.
Dr. Adler, wanted in surgery.

Excuse me.

Hey, Dix. How's he doing?

Not bad, but he won't be
out of the woods for a while.

I guess you guys were
pretty busy for awhile, huh?

You might say that, yeah.

That airplane crew
was a real big help.

Yeah, particularly Sue Hickman.

Oh.

Gee! Finally, got her name, huh?

Sure.

Listen, she's pretty sharp.

All you had to do was just
show her something once,

and she had it down.

Yeah? Did you ever
get her phone number?

You're not going to
believe this.

But before I could ask her for hers,
she asked for mine.

You're kidding?

When you got it, you got it.

That's right.

She's gonna give me a call
when she gets in from San Diego.

Dix,
let's get him right up to CCU.

What were you two
doing on that plane?

The department sent us
up to Sacramento last night.

They had
a safety seminar up there

and we put on
a demonstration this morning.

That was some demonstration you
put on this afternoon. Good going.

See you guys later.

All right, see you later, Doc.

You know, in all my life,

a girl has never asked
me for my phone number.

Well,
times have changed. So have women.

Not one.

Not even Joanne.

Don't take it so hard.

All right. Well,
she did call you then, huh?

Yeah.

Huh? Did you take her somewhere?

No, didn't have a chance. She was
taking off for San Francisco again.

That's too bad.

No problem. No problem at all.

You know, we have so much in common,
it's almost frightening.

It's incredible.

Like for instance, she has an uncle that
works on the department in San Mateo.

The last four books I read,
she read.

We have almost the same albums.

She bowls.

[PHONE RINGS]

You found all this out
from just one phone call?

Four.

See, she's on the shuttle from
San Francisco to San Diego.

She calls me every
time she gets into town.

MAN: Gage? Yeah.

MAN: Telephone.

One thing about that
airline that she works for,

they're always dependable.

[CHUCKLES]

Chet. Yeah?

Did you ever have a girl ask
you for your phone number?

Of course.

I never did.

Well, actually she was a little old
lady and I backed into her with my car.

[ALARM SOUNDING]

DISPATCHER.' Station 51.

Motorcycle accident with injury.

1927 North Hall.


Cross Street Maple.
Time out, 1018.

STANLEY: Station 51, KMG 365.

[SIRENS WAILING]

Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I sit there?

Thank you. All right.

ROY: Where are you hurt?
Hey, what happened?

Settle down, settle down.
ROY: Lie back.

ROY: Where you hurt?

It's my side.

Side? Okay.

Just relax, okay?
Come on, relax.

I'm gonna have to
unbutton your shirt.

There we go, all right. There.

[GRUNTS] Where does it hurt?

Right there? Yeah.

Right there? How about up here?

No. No? Just right here, huh?

JOHNNY: Okay, take it easy.

ROY: What's your name?

David Con.

Why don't you try counting
from 100 backwards, all right?



Okay. That's real good.
Can you move your legs?

Let's just see, yeah?

Good, good.
Does that hurt at all?

All right. No.

Get a look at that arm. All right,
David.

Now, I'll tell you
what I want you to do.

I want you to breathe real slow,
okay?

Ready, breathe.

[GROANS]

Okay, it still hurts here, huh?

[EXCLAIMS] Yeah.

Okay, all right, take it easy.

ROY: How about your arm?
See if you can move your arm.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

JOHNNY: Rampart,
this is Squad 51. How do you read me?

This is Rampart. Go ahead, 51.

Rampart, we have a male,
approximately 25 years.

See if you can move your head.

Involved in a
motorcycle accident.

There's a possible broken
rib. Stand by for vital signs.

DIXIE: 10-4, 51, will stand by.

All right, now,
just relax. Just relax, relax. Okay.

You know that gasoline
is gonna k*ll my lawn.

Well, Marco will wash your
lawn down for you. Won't you?

You know, I saw the whole thing.

He rode right up the curb.
Full tilt.

Watch out.
You'll get your feet wet.

Oh, thanks.


We're doing that now.

JOE: Are there
any other injuries?

Negative, Rampart,
we couldn't find any.

Start an IV, D5W, TKO and transport
as soon as you have an ambulance.


D5W, TKO and transporting.

You all don't need us, do you?

No. I don't think so, Cap.

You know, this is the funny
part. No skid marks out there.

It's as if he didn't
use his brakes at all.

Didn't I tell you? I told you.

I don't know.
I don't remember any of it.

Yeah, well, just take it easy.
We're gonna get you to the hospital.

You know what I
think? He's full of dope.

I was riding along

and the next thing I know,
I'm lying on the ground.

He's a doper, for sure.

Looks like you cut your
tongue with your teeth.

Did you hurt your jaw?

If I did, I don't remember.

It doesn't hurt.

Maybe you hit a small patch of
oil and skidded around a little bit.

If something like that had happened,
I'd remember. I don't.

Mr. Cort, have you ever had a blackout,
loss of memory before?

No.

Had you been drinking?

Not this time of the day.

What about narcotics?

No way. Now, look,

I want you to level with me. I'm
only interested in treating you.

I swear.

Hey, Doc, something
like this happening...

ls there anything
really wrong with me?

I haven't found anything so far.

I'll take another
look in a few minutes.

There are some tests we can run.

In the meantime,
let's get these ribs taken care of.

Okay.

WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Thompson, emergency
area. Dr. Thompson, emergency area.

Let's take him
straight to X-ray.

Doctor, somebody,
give us a hand.

JOE: Let's get those straps on.

[PANTING]

Amobarbital, Dix. IV push.

No, no, just lie still.

How do you feel?

Okay.

Hey, we were in the hall.

It happened again, didn't it?

That's right. Mr. Cort,
have you ever had any history of epilepsy?

Epilepsy?

We're gonna run some
tests to make certain,

but it's a very
strong possibility.

No way, Doc.
I can't handle that. No.

Sure you can.

You've got to understand,
there are many diseases

that carry a stigma
they don't deserve.

Like leprosy. Like epilepsy.

First of all, it does not mean you
are in any way mentally defective.

There have been many
brilliant men who were epileptics.

I'm not brilliant,
I don't care about that.

I know what's bothering you.

It's the idea of throwing yourself
on the ground every so often,

frothing at the mouth.

Twitching, putting on a freak show
in front of your family and friends

and whoever else
is around. Yeah.

Well, forget it. 'Cause
it's not likely to happen.

We're gonna start you on a
drug called diphenylhydantoin.

It usually prevents
the seizures altogether.

And if it doesn't, why, we have a
variety of other dr*gs we can use.

You know, you'd be surprised at the
number of people who are epileptics,

who live perfectly normal lives.

Yeah? Yeah.

And the next time you
think you have a problem,

I'm gonna introduce
you to a friend of mine.

He's paralyzed
from the neck down.

Every morning, he has to put a portable
respirator on him, under his shirt.

He wears a suit, he wears a tie,

and he conducts a business,
very successfully, from his bed.

Well, I guess
he's got a problem.

He sure does. I can't
get him to stop smoking.

I guess I better tell my wife.

Would you like us to tell her?

No, I'll do it. Good.

[PHONE RINGS]

LA County Fire
Department. Captain Stanley.

What?

[CLEARS THROAT] Hold on, please.

Gage, phone.

What time is it, anyway?

It's 12:20.

Hello. Oh, hi, Sue.

Oh, fine, how are you?

What? CHET: Well,
tell her you love her and hang up.

You shut up.

Sure. Yeah, great, okay.

STANLEY: Do you mind?

Just one sec, Captain.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, right.

Listen,
I gotta go. You have a good flight, okay?

Yeah, bye.

Sorry, guys.
I tried to keep it short.

CHET: It's not the length.
It's the interruption.

Hey, ROY-

Guess what? I'm taking
her out Tuesday.

Have a good time.

Yeah.

She wants me to
pick her up at 7:30,

but I think I'll
pick her up at 7:15.

And that way, I have
a little more of time...

Will you go to sleep?

What a grouch.

Okay, so how did it
go the other night?

Oh, it just went awful.

What happened?

Well, I got into LAX about, a little
bit after 7:00 and it was fogged in.

So, they tell me that
Susan's flight isn't...

Isn't coming in there at all,
that it's going to Burbank.

Yeah, so you drove to Burbank?

So I drove to Burbank.

But then when I got to Burbank,

they told me, "Oh, no,
the flight got into LAX."

"It got in there all right."

So,
I drove all the way back to LAX.

And this is about... Oh,
I'd say about, 9:00.

That could tend
to ruin an evening.

Oh,
I haven't even got to the bad part, yet.

[ALARM SOUNDING]

DISPATCHER:
Station 51, Station 8,

Truck 36, Engine 18.

Structure fire at the
west end of a plant.

7210 North Commerce.


Cross Street Market.
Time out, 812.

STANLEY: Station 51, 10-4.
KMG 365.

[SIRENS WAILING]

STANLEY: Make the hydrant.

JOHNNY: Squad 51.

Let's pull 2-inch-and-a-halfs.

LA, Engine 51.
We have smoke filling...

DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Engine 51.

Are you hurt?

Yeah, I think so.
Look at my hands.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Are you hurt any place else?

No.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Come over here and take a
walk with me. We'll look you over.

Okay. I tried to stop
it when it started but...

Man, it just got away from us,
you know.

Yeah.

LA, this is Squad 51. You wanna
respond an ambulance to our location?

DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Squad 51.

Why don't you sit down
here? We'll take a look at you.

Okay.

Anybody else in there?

No, not as far as I know.

You sure? Yeah.

We got four-five different kinds
of solvents in there, you know?

Yeah, I know.

And the tanks are full of them.

Boy, if that
ever gets started...

Did you breathe in any of that
stuff? Any smoke or anything?

No, not enough to matter.

You sure? Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

All right, I'll take
a look at these burns.

Battalion 14, Engine 51.

We've got a flammable leak
here from inside the building.

We're liable to lose the
t*nk and this whole side.

[SIRENS WAILING]


do you have to back out of there?

Negative, Battalion 14.
Not for a couple of minutes.





Engine 8, Engine 51.
Bring in your foam unit.

Engine 51, Squad 51.10-4.

Ambulance will be here in a few minutes,
all right? Thank you.

Take it easy. Okay.

All right.

Thanks.

MAN: Right up in there
with that, Cap.

Get 'em down here...

Engine 63, Engine 51.
Cover the west door.

Cap, according to that preplan,

both of the valves on
that line are shut-offs.

I'm gonna try
to get one of them.

Hey, Cap... Ready, pal.

Cap!

Cap! Cap!

Here he is.

My leg is hurt. Your leg?

Okay. ROY: You got him?

I'll take him.

Over here.

There you go.
Let's have a look at you.

[GROANS]

Man,
that's one way of getting clean.

Is it your knee?

Oh, Roy, to finish that story that
I was telling you about last night.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't wait.

Let's see. You only took
me back as far as 9:00.

At the airport again, right?



That was when the bad
things started to happen,

if you can believe it.

Listen, I wanna
tell you something.

You're not gonna believe this.

But that girl was impossible. I mean,
impossible.

I figured that it was a
little too good to be true.

No, I mean,
she was really impossible.

Bossy. You know what I mean?

Like on the way to the restaurant,
I was driving too abruptly.

I was wasting gas.

Well,
she did it all in a very nice way

and she was very sweet about it,
but...

Nothing you could
really get mad at.

But I was mad. You
know what I mean?

[JOHNNY SIGHS]

I mean, I tried to tell her to quit,
to stop...

But she was so relentless,
just bore in on me.

Like when I should eat,
how much I should eat,

how much I should tip.

Little tips about my
bowling. My bowling.

Couldn't you just ignore her?

Well, that was the bad part.

I mean...

She was always right.

I mean, she's always right.

Do you know that woman
bowls a 220?

A 220?

I never wanna see her again.

Did you tell her that?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I told her.

Well, I mean,
I didn't... Not in so many words. But...

[sums]

It's hard to
turn a girl off cold

when she likes you, you know.

I don't wanna hurt her
feelings. Make a scene and all.

Yeah,
I don't wanna make a scene. Yeah.

Did you...

Well I mean, did you, say...

Yeah. Yeah.

Subtly.

Subtly. Yeah, right.

[PHONE RINGS]

But she got the message. She
knows. She got the message.

Well, no big deal,
as long as you're off the hook.

Yeah. STANLEY: Gage?

Yeah?

STANLEY: Phone.