Forward March Hare (1953)

[bunniefuu]

[Theme music]

[Truck noise recedes]

Bugs Bunny:
1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.

[Yawns]

1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.

1...

2...

1...

2...

1...

2...

1...

2...

what's this?
A letter.

"B. Bunny."

For me!

Now, where'd
that come from?

Oh, well.

"Greetings."

[Reading softly]

"The president
of the united states..."

Hmm. That's nice.

"Hereby notifies..."

"Been selected..."

"Training therein..."

"Report local board..."

Holy cats!
I've been drafted!

Eh, pardon me, mack,

But, uh, where does a fellow
go to take his physical?

Right up
these stairs, buddy.

So, they're
inducting rabbits?

[Nervous
laughing]

Next.

Overwork.

Doctor: now, then,
I want you to read

As much of this chart
as you can.

Bugs: "a, t, w,
r, k, l, n, o, c,

"W, o, d, r, k,

"G, s, o, l, t, y,

"K, l, o, n, d,

"C, r, p, l, d,

"Acme eye test chart

"Printed by the United
States printing office

"Washington, D.C.

"Reg. U.S. Pat. Off."

Uh...

yeah.

This is the army?

Yeah, this is the army.

Atten-Hut!

About face!

[Bowling pins falling sound]

You! Come here!

Private Bugs Bunny
reporting,

Your majesty, sir.

Oh! Private Bugs Bunny, eh?

Well, I'm
sergeant porky pig.

Man: Sergeant!

And I am
colonel puddy tat.

General tweety pie
was asking about you, sergeant.

Mm-Hmm.

One of your men,
I presume, sergeant?

About...

Oh, no!

Face!

Sergeant: hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.
Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut...

2...

3...

4...

hut...

2...

3...

4.

[Steam releasing]

[Reveille playing]

Why, I'll m*rder
that bugler!

[Reveille continues]

[Pow]

[Pow]
[reveille winds down]

[Reveille winds down]

That's that.

Now for
a leisurely hot bath.

[Boing]

Singin' in the bathtub

La da dee da dee

Cleanliness is next to
godliness, they always say.

[Burbling]

Now, look, buster.

I don't want
no more trouble out of you.

I want every one of them
chickens cleaned and dressed

For the officers'
dinner-Dance tonight.

Aye, aye, sir!

The chickens is
ready, your honor.

All cleaned and dressed
for dinner, sir.

Where are they eatin'?

[Hammering]

[Yelling]

General: Corporal!

[Fuming]

What do you
got against me, anyways?

Why don't you
listen to orders?

You've got ears just
like all the other guys.

Well, anyways,
you're furry all over

And got a fuzzy tail
just like all the o--

Doy!

Jumpin' catfish!

We've inducted a rabbit!

Hey, general!

Hey, somebody!

Hey!

I'm very sorry, Bunny,

But it's just that
Congress made no provision

For the inducting of rabbits into
the United States armed forces.

But, general, sir,

Isn't there something

A patriotic rabbit could
do for his country?

General: Well,
as a matter of fact,

There is a service
where you could be useful.

Now, I tell ya
what you do.

You go down there...

and just think,

In 30 years,
I can retire!