- ♪ MTV ♪
[both chuckling]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- We now return to hour four of the "Hoarders" marathon.
- His daughter told us it was bad,
but nothing prepared us for this.
- Let's watch something else, Butt-Head.
[snickers] - Uh...
no way.
Those chicks at school said they love this show.
And now we must figure out why
so that we can score with them. [chortles]
- You've hit rock bottom,
but we are going to help you get your life back.
- [sobbing]
- Whoa!
Whoa, she is really into this dude.
Look at that. - Whoa.
- You think she's gonna score with him?
- Uh... - [snickers]
- Of course she is.
Just look at her go. [chuckles]
- Ooh, things are getting out of hand here.
Whoa. [snickering]
- No wonder chicks love this show.
They like to score with disgusting hoarder dudes.
- [sniggling]
- We know what we have to do. [remote clicks]
It is time to become hoarders.
Let's fill this house with garbage.
[both chuckling] - Cool.
- Damn it, Beavis.
How are we gonna fill this house with garbage
when it's full of all this crap you left on the floor?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I guess we better clean it up.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- And done.
- [grunts] We did it. Yeah.
- We sure did. [chuckles]
And now let's get to work. [chortles]
[grunting]
[clattering]
- [grunts]
- Hello.
I'm Gary Ray Smith, the Knitting Man.
Welcome to my first episode for my YouTube channel.
This episode is called "How I Learned to Knit."
- Huh.
Oh, boy. [snickers]
- Did you get that, Beavis?
It's called, "How I Learned to Knit."
[chuckling]
- The Knitting Man's origin story.
[laughing]
The boring-gin story. [snickers]
- So first of all, I want to say why I started--
- By day, he's an interesting man that people wanna be with.
But then by night, he becomes Knitting Man,
the most boring person alive.
[both chortling]
- He bores his enemies to death. [snickers]
- Able to put an entire building
full of people to sleep with one story.
[both guffawing]
Look up there. It's somebody cool.
It's somebody I wanna hang out with.
No, it's Knitting Man.
[chortling]
- So it looks like there aren't any floats,
and I say it's a no-float method,
but really, there are floats.
They're just one stitch long.
- What a lying sack of crap he is.
He just said there are no floats,
but there are floats!
See? - Yeah, really. [chuckles]
Kids could be watching this.
- I mean, it's one thing to bore everyone to death,
but don't lie. [snickers]
I mean, the truth is boring enough!
- My wife, by the way, is called the Knitting Widow
because she--
- Because she wants to k*ll me. [chuckling]
- People often ask me, "Does your wife knit?"
And the answer is, she can--
- His wife is made out of yarn.
[both laughing]
[upbeat acoustic music] - [inaudible]
- [chuckles]
Why are you doing this with your life?
[both snickering]
[both grunting]
[shattering]
[chortling]
- And some of that.
[both grunting]
[clattering]
- There we go.
Now let's go check out our new chick magnet.
[clattering]
Whoa.
This is cool. [chuckles]
- Cool. [snickers]
We're hoarders now.
- It's time to go tell those chicks at school.
[chuckles]
And then we'll bring 'em back here
and let nature take its course.
[both snickering]
- Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
[sniggling]
Um, uh, Butt-Head?
Um, where's the door?
- Uh...
I don't know. [chuckles]
- Um...
maybe it's this way.
[clattering]
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this looks familiar.
- Uh, here we go.
[clattering]
- Oh.
We're here again. [snickers]
- Uh, maybe it's this way.
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[clattering] [grunting]
Okay, okay. Here we go.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think the door's over here.
- Chicks, here we come.
[chuckles] - Yeah.
Right this way. [snickers]
[clattering]
- Eh.
Oh, this is it. Yeah.
Um...[chuckles]
Um, uh, is this the same place?
- Uh, I think so.
[chuckles] - Um...
um, Butt-Head?
We can't find the door. [snickers]
Are we stuck in here forever?
- Uh...
this sucks. [chortles]
- Uh, where's the door, damn it?
[chuckles] - Um...
I can't remember if the house used to have a door.
[snickering]
It had walls. I do remember that.
[snickers] They were cool.
But, um, you know, you gotta admit,
um, it's kinda cozy this way, you know?
Pretty cozy. Yeah.
[snickers]
- Uh...
I think the door is over there. [chuckles]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh, don't touch the newspapers.
No. [snickers]
- Uh, why not?
- I just like 'em where they are.
Don't touch 'em. [snickers]
- They're just old newspapers, dumbass.
- Yeah. But I-I might wanna read 'em.
- You can't even read.
- I might learn, though, you know?
From the newspapers, you know?
Like, maybe there's, like, a "How to Read" section
in there or something. Just don't take 'em.
[snickers]
- I have to move the damn newspapers
so we can get out of the damn house.
- They're good newspapers.
Those newspapers are worth $, I bet.
Yeah. I could sell 'em.
Don't touch 'em.
- Beavis, you butthole.
We finally became hoarders and now all you wanna do
is hang on to all this stuff you don't need.
[chortles]
Those chicks are at school right now,
waiting to score with us.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah.
Yeah, scoring.
Yeah, sorry, Butt-Head, I just got a little crazy here.
I forgot what's really important.
Let's go score. [snickers]
- Good. [chuckles]
- Or are you just trying to trick me out of my newspapers?
[snickers] - Damn it, Beavis.
- No!
- [grunts] - Uh...
- No! No, no!
No! Ahh!
Butt-Head. [grunts, coughs]
Butt-Head.
Butt-Head, can you hear me? [grunts]
Are the newspapers okay?
[grunting]
Can you see 'em? [snickers]
- Beavis, you're a dumbass. [chuckles]
- I'm getting used to it in here.
It's nice.
Very comforting.
Ahh. [snickering]
[clattering]
- Whoa.
After all that crap fell on you, I can, like,
see the window and stuff.
We can escape.
I'm gonna climb out of here and go talk to those chicks.
[chuckles]
- Fine. Go ahead. [chuckles]
- Well, I'm leaving, Beavis.
- Good. Yeah. [snickers]
Got everything I need right here.
Got newspapers and--
and the darkness and, um--
whoa.
Whoa, there's some empty cans. [snickering]
That reminds me of when I was a kid.
Yeah. [snickers]
- Okay, Beavis.
If that's the way you want it,
I'll go score by myself. [chortles]
- Yeah, maybe bring some chicks back too, you know,
if they like empty cans, you know.
[both chuckling]
- [grunting]
[rumbling]
Uh....
ahh!
[clattering]
[grunts] Damn it.
[chuckles]
- Whoa, look.
I bet this mayonnaise is still good.
[snickering]
- If I ever get out of here,
I'm gonna k*ll you, Beavis.
[chortling]
- Don't wanna eat it yet, though. [snickers]
It could be worth something, you know?
Yeah. It's a collectible. [snickers]
[machinery rumbling]
[crashing]
- Oh, no.
Now we gotta halt construction
while the police come check this out.
- Well, I didn't see it if you didn't see it.
[both grunt]
[rock music]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Now, I've noticed recently that you guys have
had some trouble concentrating, mm-kay.
- Um, what? [snickers]
- And believe me, I understand why.
The world is so full of injustices,
and worrying about them can cause your generation
a lot of stress.
- Uh, huh?
- What? [chuckles]
- You know, I was hoping your parents would come
to this conference, but since they're not here,
it makes it easier for me to recommend
non-Western medicine.
Have you boys ever tried acupuncture?
It's the only thing that helped me with my vegan gout.
- Now, don't worry.
This won't hurt a bit.
- Uh, okay. [chuckles]
- I'm going to put a small number of needles
in your skin-- - Uh-huh.
- To balance your body's energy.
- Okay. - And these needles will
make you feel relaxed and calm--
- Uh-huh. - With a general sense
of well-being. - That sounds like it sucks.
[chuckles] - Okay.
I'm getting the first needle ready for insertion.
- Insertion. [chortling]
- Now just hold still.
Here comes the first needle.
- Hey, that's a needle!
- Ahh!
- Um, so when are you gonna put those needles in?
[snickers]
- I did.
I put in about needles.
- Oh, so you did. [sniggling]
What do you know. Feels pretty good.
Very relaxed and calm and, like, some other stuff.
Yeah. [snickers]
[clattering] - He tried to s*ab me!
I'll kick your ass! - Someone call the police!
- Can you excuse me for a minute?
[glass shatters]
- Stop choking me, you butthole!
- Oh, my God!
- Ahh. - No!
- It feels so good, I'm gonna go outside
and walk around and enjoy the day.
♪ Doo doo-doo doo doo ♪ - Don't touch me!
- Me and my needles.
[needle twangs] Oops.
[snickers]
[door opens] - Hey, Beavis. [chuckles]
You won't believe what that acupuncture butthole tried
to stick in my face.
I was gonna--
- What was it? Sounds interesting.
[snickers]
- What the hell is on your face, Beavis?
- What do you mean?
- It's full of needles.
[chuckles]
- Oh, you mean the needles.
Yeah. [snickers]
- Of course I'm talking about the needles, dumbass.
- Oh yeah, they're just sitting in my face, I guess.
You know, it feels really nice.
It's like my energy is balanced or something.
[laughs]
What are we watching? [snickers]
- Damn it, Beavis.
Get those needles out of your face right now.
- Oh, no, no.
No, why would I do that?
I've never felt better in my life.
[exhales deeply]
- Beavis, you weird son of a bitch.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
- You know, Butt-Head, you might feel calmer
if you had some needles in your face.
[snickers] - Damn it, Beavis.
[needles twang] - Ahh!
Ow. [chuckles]
- Ahh, I sure do love my needles.
Yeah. [snickers]
- Hey, everyone. It's Doug.
I hope you're doing well.
In today's video, what I'm actually gonna be showing you
is the basic fry scream sound,
how it's made, how it's created.
- Uh, ice cream sound? [chuckles]
- Yeah, what's that? [snickers]
- [screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪
- Whoa. Did you hear that?
He just sang "Butt-Head sucks."
[snickers] - Uh...
he did?
- [screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪
- [screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
[snickers]
- ♪ Above the talk ♪ - Uh...
damn it. [chuckles]
I'm gonna k*ll this guy. [chuckles]
- Yeah, I've been saying "Butt-Head sucks"
for a long time, but, you know,
I never thought about, you know, singing it, you know?
Like, really belting it out, you know?
[snickers] - ♪ Talk ♪
- Beavis, I'm gonna belt your face out.
- You know, I gotta hand it to this guy.
I don't sing it as good as he does, you know?
[snickers]
You know, I say just, you know, "Butt-Head sucks,"
but he says-- - ♪ Above the talk ♪
- Damn it, Beavis.
That's not even what he's saying.
He's saying, like, "a-vuv a sock"
or something. [chortles]
- No, no. That's just his Australian accent.
[chuckles]
I think there's, like, a number-one song in Australia
called "Butt-Head sucks."
- ♪ Talk ♪ - [snickers]
- Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.
[chuckles]
- And I'll show you even close up.
[gargles] - Whoa.
What is that thing back there?
Looks like a nut sack or something.
[chuckles]
- Um, actually Butt-Head,
that's called your "uvulvia."
It's actually really useful 'cause, um--
'cause it helps you go--
[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
- Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.
[chuckles] - So it's step two now.
We actually wanna create the fry sound.
And it's like this. Like--
[vocal fry]
- Uh, he's trying to make a fry sound?
[chuckles]
Like when you put the fries in the fryer
at Burger World? [laughs]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know what that sounds like?
It sounds like this:
[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
- Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna clobber you.
- Remember the one time that customer came in?
He said, um, "I'll have the, uh"--
[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
- Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass.
[chuckles]
- I-I'm not saying you suck, Butt-Head.
I'm just singing the song.
And, you know, the words to the song just happen to be--
[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
[whack] Ahh!
- Damn it, Beavis. I'm gonna kick your ass.
[chortles]
- [vocal fry]
- Why would anyone wanna learn to talk like that, you know?
[snickers]
- Uh...
[vocal fry]
I don't know. [chuckles]
- I can do it longer than that.
Check this out. [snickers]
[vocal fry]
- Uh...
okay, Beavis. You win.
[chuckles]
- [vocal fry continues]
- Uh...Beavis, you already did it longer than me.
You don't need to keep going.
[laughs]
Uh... - [vocal fry continues]
- Damn it, Beavis. Stop.
[chuckles] - I win.
[snickers]
- Anyway, uh--
- [vocal fry] - This guy should--
damn it, Beavis. [chuckling]
Cut it out.
You're gonna, like, suffocate or something.
[laughs]
That would be cool.
[laughs]
- [vocal fry continues]
- Are you ever gonna stop, Beavis?
- [groans]
♪ Butt-Head su-- ♪
[coughing]
- [screaming] ♪ Above the talk ♪
- [grunts] Butt-Head--[coughs]
Butt-Head--[coughs]
I can't talk. [coughs]
- You look kinda, like, purple or something.
[chuckling] It looks cool.
- I think my uvula fell off. [groans]
It's on the floor.
I think it rolled under the couch.
- Cool. [chortles]
- Butt-Head--[coughs]
I--I need to go to the hospital or something.
[groans] - Uh...
no way, Beavis.
He warned you. [chuckles]
- Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
Come closer. I gotta tell you something.
- Uh, what? [snickers]
- No, closer. I can't talk very loud.
Is that as close as you can possibly get?
[grunts] - Uh, yes, Beavis.
[chuckles] - Okay.
[sighs] If I die,
there's something I want you to tell my mom.
Put your ear right next to my mouth so you can hear.
[groans]
I want you to tell her...
[screaming] ♪ Butt-Head sucks ♪
- Ahh! Ow!
Damn it, Beavis.
- ♪ Dum de-dum dum ♪
[humming]
- God damn it, Beavis. [chuckles]
- ♪ Bum bum bum ♪
Beautiful day, isn't it? [snickers]
Ahh. Feeling good.
- Damn it, Beavis. You're embarrassing me.
What's your problem? [chortles]
- You're right, Butt-Head. I do have a problem.
[snickers]
My problem is that I need more needles.
These are great.
♪ Ba-dum bum bum ♪
♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪
This oughta do it, yeah. [snickers]
Do you have a dressing room where I can try these on?
- W-what?
- No, I'll just try them on in the bathroom.
Yeah. [chortles]
Yeah. This is gonna be cool. [snickers]
[door opens] [indistinct chatter on TV]
♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪
[humming]
[sighs]
I feel good today. Yeah.
[snickers]
- I'm not even gonna look at you, Beavis.
[chuckles]
- Guess why. [snickers]
- I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction.
Check this out, Butt-Head.
I can play "Enter Sandman" on my face.
Look at this. [chortles]
[needles twanging melody]
See that? [snickers]
See? [snickers]
[twanging]
♪ ♪
I feel the best I've ever felt, Butt-Head.
But you know what's gonna make me feel even better?
[chuckles]
- Beavis, if you say "more needles,"
I'm gonna b*at the living crap out of you.
[chuckles]
- Oh, no, no, no.
No, no. That would be silly. No.
No, I'm talking about spanking my monkey.
Yeah. [snickers]
Make a great day even better. Yeah.
♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪
♪ Ba ba ba bow ♪
[snickers]
Okay. Just gonna sit down here.
Go ahead and pull down my pants.
[zipper slides] [chuckles]
[grunts] It's not easy
'cause my hands have all these needles.
[grunts]
It's tricky.
[snickering] And here we go.
[flesh squishes] Ahh!
My schlong!
Ahhhh!
There's needles in my schlong!
Dahh!
Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help!
I-I mean, no, wait. Don't come in here.
- That kid is a dumbass. - No! No!
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[chiming noises]
- Chirp.
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.