02x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

How long were you waiting?

Not long.

[rock song playing]

[air escaping]

[song ends]

Thank you.

No one else stopped.

Most people are dickheads.

Yeah.

[James] I wondered why Alyssa had wanted
to pick someone up.

Maybe she was putting off going back.

Are you okay?

- What?
- Well, it's the middle of nowhere.

You're on your own.
So you're either in danger,

or you're mental.

Alyssa.

What?

[James] Or maybe she just didn't want
to be alone with me.

Did you just get married?

She did.

Where do you need to go?

Anywhere.

Okay.

I'm Alyssa. This is James.

Hi.

I'm Bonnie.

Hi, Bonnie.

[James] Alyssa found
quiet people difficult.

I don't think
we automatically made sense to her.

Where are you from?

- Bonnie.
- Hmm?

Where are you from?

[Alyssa] Maybe something happened to her.

[tire rumbling]

What was that?

Oh, no.

What the f*ck is wrong with your car,
James?

It's literally the bane of our life.

[James] It was nice she said "our life".

Shut up.

Do you have a spare?

That is the spare.

I'm going for a piss.

Sorry about this.

I'm thirsty.

Okay.

Have you got any water...

in your car?

Oh. Yeah.

[uplifting guitar music playing]

[James] I thought it was here.
Maybe it's...

Maybe it's in the back.

Maybe I finished it.

- [Alyssa] Good news.
- [James] What?

There's a house or something up the road.
I saw smoke.

How close?

Really close.

[James] Do you want to sit in the car?

[Alyssa] Why?

[James] So your dress doesn't get ruined.

I think we've gone beyond that point,
James.

[upbeat song playing]

Well, this isn't creepy at all.

♪ You know, I'd sail the stormy seas ♪

♪ Just for you to notice me ♪

♪ I'd fight a million wars ♪

♪ Just to lay down at your door ♪

♪ Now I've found... ♪

- [bell rings]
- [song ends]

[sighs]

[breathes deeply]

Well...

congratulations.

What were you, the bridesmaid?
[chuckles]

How can I help you?

- Can we use your phone?
- And please could I use your toilet?

[inhales]
Yes.

[James]
Everything was refusing to go to plan.

But then, we had no plan.
That was the problem.

[man]
Okay.

They can't do anything until the morning.

- sh*t.
- Sorry.

Do you have a number for a taxi?

Well, there's only Steve,
and he's just had a baby, so...

[Alyssa]
Right.

Do you have any rooms?

- What?
- Yes, we've got all of them.

- We'll take two.
- No, we can't afford that.

I'll pay. You picked me up. You saved me.

[Alyssa] Saved her from what?

Okay.

Thanks.

You and James want to be
in the same room, don't you?

Yeah, that's fine.

[Alyssa] It's better that way.

It's cheaper.

[Hawaiian guitar music playing]

Room ten.

Seven.

This was the last room they had.

Okay.

Do you reckon those are real?

I don't know.

They're quite sharp.

All right, Captain Safety, chill out.

We should check on Bonnie.

We should leave her alone.

Why?

She's not right.

Just because someone's quiet,
it doesn't mean they're not right.

Are you talking about yourself?

[owl cooing]

She paid for the room.

["What You've Done To Me" playing]

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh
What you've done to me... ♪

[breathes deeply]

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, what you've done to me ♪

♪ I never will forget
What you've done to me ♪

♪ I took your tender lovin'... ♪

[song ends]

I'm your little salmon.

[knocking on door]

[door creaks]

Would you like to have a drink with us?

[upbeat guitar music playing]

Hello?

[exhales]

Hello.

What can I get you?

[music ends]

[sighs]

[Alyssa] I can't believe
this is my wedding night.

I don't think this is proper wine.

Is that a burn?

Yep.

Suits you.

Thank you.

So where were you headed...

when you picked me up?

I was taking her home.

Why are you still in your wedding dress?

Because I ran away from the wedding.

Why?

Because I did.

Who were you getting married to?

My boyfriend.

Did he cry?

Do you want to mind your own business?

I was going to get married.

But then my boyfriend d*ed.

[Alyssa] Oh, f*ck.

How did he die?

Are you feeling like
a bit of a spare part?

- What?
- Well, three's a crowd. Four's a riot.

Well, I can sit down if you want.

Why would she want that?

I'm just being friendly. Calm down.

How do you know I didn't marry her?

- What?
- Maybe I was the vicar.

Just stop bothering her.
She's not desperate.

Thank you.

[door creaks and closes]

Probably get stabbed in our beds now.

[Alyssa] I probably deserve it.

["Chapel Of Dreams" playing]

You look so beautiful.

Thanks.

I thought you were more likely
to end up dead than married.

Right.

[Gwen]
You can relax now.

He's safety. He's solid.

[Alyssa] Says the woman abandoned
by every man she's ever been with.

[Gwen]
Look at him.

I am.

[inhales]

How do you feel? [sighs]

Exactly the same.

[woman whoops]

You're a lucky girl.

[Alyssa] I do.
I feel exactly the same.

sh*t.

♪ Every heart finds delight ♪

♪ In the chapel of dreams ♪

♪ Chapel of dreams ♪

♪ Oh, was until I found
This chapel... ♪

[music stops suddenly]

[James] Alyssa.

Are you okay?

I'm tired.

[door creaks and closes]

[Bonnie gulping]

I don't normally drink.

Okay.

You're quite small up close.

Am I?

Shall we get another one?

Actually, I should check if she's okay.

Night.

Sleep well.

["Who Knows Where the Time Goes" playing]

[dial tone]

[phone beeping]

Who were you speaking to?

No one.

I need to take this dress off.

Okay.

[door locks]

♪ It's time for them to go ♪

♪ Before the winter fire ♪

♪ I will still be dreaming ♪

♪ I have no thought of time ♪

[song fades out]

You were right about Bonnie.

What?

She is a bit strange.

Uh... yeah.

Are you okay?

Yes, James.

This is exactly how I pictured
my honeymoon kicking off.

[sniffs]

You're thirsty.

Have they abandoned you?

I'm waiting.

For what?

For them to fall asleep.

Fair play.

Can I buy you another drink?

I'm all right, really. Promise.

[sighs deeply]

I'll take you back tomorrow...

if that's what you want.

Maybe.

[James] I didn't know what that meant.

What happened to you...

after the beach?

No one told me anything.

Not properly, anyway.

It was quite bad.

Yeah, obviously.

I couldn't walk for a bit.

He was really supportive.

Until he d*ed.

[pushing bottle]

Cheers!

What?

I'm a bit Greek.

Mmm.

So what do you think of the place?

The bars of soap are very small.

Noted.

- I'm single, by the way.
- I'm not.

Are you happy?

Yes.

That's good.

I get lonely.

My wife ran off...

- You off, are you?
- [Bonnie] Yeah.

Night.

Night.

[door opens and slams shut]

I'm really sorry.

I am.

I tried to see you. I did.
But no one would let me.

[stutters] And then...

[James] I was going to tell Alyssa
about the time her mum came to see me.

But then she said something
that made me forget everything else.

I think I wanna kiss you.

What?

Is that bad?

[softly] No.

I don't think I can have sex.

I didn't say sex. I said a kiss.

I...

I don't think it works anymore.

I haven't tried,
but I got sh*t near there, so...

Sorry.

["Unholy Faces" playing]

[James crying]

[sniffs]

♪ We come in through the morning... ♪

[sighs deeply]

♪ Until the long time ago ♪

♪ And we search in through the morning ♪

♪ 'Cause you have lost your soul ♪

♪ Don't go, don't go ♪

♪ Don't go
I don't want you to go ♪

♪ But I know you must go today ♪

♪ We're erasing lines
On our unholy faces ♪

♪ We eat our souls
and don't bother to replace them ♪

[song fades out]

[door creaks]

We do a turndown service.

What?

Can I come in?

Um...

That's better isn't it?

Yeah.

[plastic rustles]

[breathes deeply]

These are nice.

Can you leave, please?

[exhales]

You don't have to touch it.

You can just watch.

You can turn round if you want.

- Get out!
- [gasps]

Wait.

Get... out.

I... I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.
[choking]

Please don't hurt me.

[breathes shakily]

Please.

I've got kids.

[inhales sharply]

Please put the g*n down.

Please put the g*n down.

Put it down.

[sighs]

- [g*n fires]
- [gasps]

What was that?

I don't know.

[Bonnie whimpering]

[gasps]

[whimpers]

[grunts]

It's okay.

What's wrong?

Look, can you just give me a minute?

I'm sorry. This is, like, a lot.

Oh, yeah.

Sure. I'll, uh...

I'll be in there.

Okay.

Do you mind sleeping in there?

No.

That's fine.

Thanks.

It's going to be okay, Alyssa.

["Trouble Is My Middle Name" playing]

♪ Hello, little girl
Goodbye, little girl ♪

♪ I'm not your kind of guy, little girl ♪

♪ I'll only make you cry, little girl ♪

♪ Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Is my middle name ♪

♪ Each kiss, little girl
Is sweet, little girl... ♪

[Alyssa] Maybe James is right...

and it is gonna be okay.

Maybe it will all work out.

Or maybe, as usual,

everything is completely f*cked.

♪ Not changing your name
To mine, little girl ♪

♪ Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Is my middle name ♪

♪ Oh trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Is my middle name ♪

[song ends]