01x12 - Miracle City Undercover/The Bride of Puma Loco

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Announcer:miracle city,

A spicy cesspool of crime

And villainy.

This is the story of

Manny rivera,

Better known as...

[Roars]

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero...

White pantera!

Grandson of the evil

Super villain...

Puma loco!

["El tigre" theme plays...]

Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering]

El tigre!

[♪...]

[Roaring]

[Roars]

[Roars] crowd: el tigre!

Crowd: el tigre!

[♪...]

[♪...] [Birds singing...]

[Birds singing...]

Manny: battle stations,

Suarez... It's time for

"Fudge-ment day".

T minus three, two, one.

T minus three, two, one. Fudge!

Fudge!

Whoo-hoo!

This is the best fudge prank

You've ever come up with, manny.

Wait till you see

Fudge phase two.

And they'll never catch us.

Never!

[Sirens wailing]

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

Hey, watch where you're...

[Gasps]

Raul, the world's greatest

Mustache.

I haven't seen you since our

Big adventure.

What, the police are after you?

But...

[Sirens wailing]

[Sirens wailing] hide, raul.

Hide, raul.

Hi, dad.

What do you think of manny's

New look?

Hey, you can't... Yow!

You're coming with us,

Hairball.

Let him go.

This mustache committed

A major felony.

Last night, some fiend stole

The jewel-encrusted mace

Belonging to municipal

President rodriguez.

We found this.

Mustache wax, raul's brand,

And he was fleeing the scene.

This mustache is going to jail

For a long time.

He'd never do something

Like that.

Like that. We would, but not raul.

We would, but not raul.

You hear that?

He says he was framed

By the mustache mafia.

Sure he was.

Unless he can prove

He didn't steal the mace,

I'm locking him up.

I'm locking him up. Take him away.

Take him away.

I'll prove raul is innocent.

He and I will go undercover

In the mustache mafia and find

The mace.

[Officers gasp]

You're doing what now?

I can handle those

Mob pinheads.

What's the worst

That could happen?

Uh, you could get torn

To pieces?

I like this plan.

Two days, rivera.

Get that mace or you'll never

See your hairy little pal again.

I'll do it.

This I swear!

And I'll go deep, deep

Undercover to watch your back.

This I swear!

And this I s... [Phone rings]

All:bueno?

[Gasping]

[Gasping] fudge phase two.

Fudge phase two.

[Knocking]

This is a private club.

Wait, I'm very private.

Hold on a minute, boys.

Your mustache looks real

Familiar-like.

Do I know you?

Know me?

No, no know me.

I'm... New in town.

My name is ma-a-a*.

I like you, ma-a-a*.

You got an honest face and you

Can move your mustache, which,

Frankly, it's hard to find guys

What can do.

You're gonna fit in nicely here.

Welcome to the, uh, club.

We... Hey, you looking

For something?

No, I'm not looking for

Something, I'm looking for

Nothing, which isn't anything.

Guys, take him out.

Guys, take him out. And show him a good time.

And show him a good time.

We will look for the golden

Mace, raul, but we gotta make

These guys trust us first.

[Muttering]

Coming.

I was just, uh,

Breaking some laws.

Hey, I don't like this either.

I mean, who wants to hang out

With guys who rob

Boring old museums...

Of condemned amusement

Park rides?

These guys rule!

[Laughing]

[Mutters]

In your face, sign.

In your face, sign. [All screaming...]

[All screaming...]

Psst, manny, have you found

The mace yet?

Not yet, but it's as good

As found.

As found. [Mafia laughing]

[Mafia laughing]

Manny, how's the

Search coming?

Ah, you worry

Too much, frida.

Man: hey, maxie,

What you playing?

[Video game tune]

[Video game tune] [laughing]

[Laughing]

Psst, manny.

Psst, manny. Get off my back already.

Get off my back already.

Did "yous" all see that

Mime's face when max de-pantsed

Him? Served him right.

You're the best, maxie.

Man: served him right.

You want I should lock up,

Don baffi?

That'd be great, kid.

See you tomorrow.

We've got the place

To ourselves, raul.

And you know what that means.

No line for pinball.

Hey, what gives, ya mug?

Look for the mace?

Ah, there's plenty of time

For that.

We're not gonna go to jail...

Probably.

I got these guys eating

Out of my ha...

[Grunts]

Ahh!

Uh, about your pants...

Frida.

[Gasp] you're a closet mime.

Hello, it's a disguise.

Did you find the mace yet?

We are this close...

To, um, starting to look.

Manny, there's less than

A day left.

Relax, I'm in total

Control here.

Your dad will get the mace.

[Clears throat]

Ok, time to get serious.

And play some darts.

Ow.

I know we're supposed to find

The mace by tomorrow, but this

Is such a sweet setup.

We can drag this out for a day

Or two or three.

Ow!

What's your problem?

You can't...

I never...

Would you let me get a word in?

I don't have to take your

Lip, hair.

[Gasps]

That does it.

Ow!

[Grunting]

You're the one they framed

For stealing the mace.

I only went undercover

To help you.

And now I just want to stick

Around and have some fun.

Don baffi: [clears throat]

And by "went undercover"

I mean...

Baked a pie?

[Grunts]

Yow!

Don baffi: well, if it ain't

Our former mace heist fall guy.

You disappoint me, trying to

Fool us when all we're doing is

Finding a patsy to pin

The heist on.

Ha, you'll never find anybody

That stupid.

But we did... Max.

The cops will find you tomorrow

The victim of a tragic accident.

Apparently you was cleaning

The mace you stole when you

Accidentally pounded yourself

Into a thin paste.

I let you down, raul.

I thought I was so slick, but

I was just a sucker, a stooge,

A patsy.

Duck on the count of three?

Oh, right.

[Roars]

El tigre!

[♪...]

[♪...] [Grunting]

[Grunting]

Don baffi, let's finish this.

Don baffi, let's finish this. With pleasure.

With pleasure.

Raul.

Raul. No...!

No...!

Oh, what have I done?

This is all my...

[Gasp] you truly are the world's

Greatest mustache.

Greatest mustache. Now.

Now.

[All gasp]

[All gasp] who wants to get tenderized?

Who wants to get tenderized?

[Screaming]

I'll get you, the el tigre,

And your little 'stache too.

[Siren wails]

Well, rivera, it's tough

For me to admit I was wrong

About you.

So I won't.

See you tomorrow, raul.

So what did he mean when he

Said he'd see raul tomorrow?

Dad hired raul as the cops'

New undercover mustache.

The old one was taking bribes.

That's awesome, buddy.

Hey, before you go, I think

I figured a less painful way

For you to get off my face.

For once, would you... Yow!

[Laughs] that never

[Laughs] that never stops being funny.

Stops being funny.

Stops being funny. [♪...]

[♪...]

Why did we have to get

All gussied up for dinner?

Granpapi has something

Important to tell us.

Perhaps he's finally getting

Me that pony he promised me

For my th birthday.

...a pony?

[Screams]

...i did say perhaps.

Get it while it's hot.

Clean your plates.

It's good moleé, huh?

When you done, I tell you

A surprise.

Finish already?

Good, now I tell you

The big news.

A pony?

I can't believe it.

Oh... You have not made your

Announcement yet.

I will sit.

[Clears throat]

What I have to say is...

I getting married!

Yeah!

Congratulations.

Good for you, papi.

Three words, dude: prenup.

So who's the lucky girl?

Or old lady, I hope.

She going to be here

In about...

[Crash]

Sartana of the dead!

You dare intrude upon

My father's special day?

[Roars]

You're making a mistake.

Don't worry, we'll get rid of

This filthy garbage before your

Fianceée gets here.

No!

You no understand.

This filthy garbage,

Sheismy fianceée.

Pumey, the love of

My afterlife.

[Kiss]

It's like a horrible dream.

Or a really

Romantic nightmare.

Well... We're so happy...

For you.

Let's sit, everyone.

We have so much to talk about.

Puma loco: there's no pony.

Man, I hate sitting at the

Kids and skeletons table.

So... How did this happen?

Well, you know what they say

About the thin line between love

And hate.

Try to destroy someone

Long enough and you really get

To know them.

We try to fight our

Feelings, but...

When the love between two

People is meant to be, nothing

Can keep them apart.

Can keep them apart. It is their... Destiny.

It is their... Destiny.

Rodolfo, if it's not too much

Trouble, I'd like you to throw

The... Bachelor party.

Of course, it will be

The wildest, craziest, most

Out-of-control party ever.

Would you like the piñata

Filled with candy or toys?

Or both?

Are you all nuts?

This is sartana of the dead,

Our most dangerous enemy.

We have to stop this.

It is granpapi's decision.

We must respect it, no matter

How unsafe, demented, and

Revolting it is.

Thank you.

Manny, I hope that one day

You will call me granmami.

[Screaming]: no...!

[Scream continues...]

[Gasps] whoa, how long have I

Been screaming?

Eh, a couple hours.

We tried to stop you for

A while, but everyone got tired

And went to bed.

Sartana's up to something.

This is all a plan to

Destroy granpapi.

We will drive a wedge between

Them and stop the wedding.

Them and stop the wedding. This I swear.

This I swear.

This I swear. [Barking]

[Barking]

[Buzzing]

[Snorts]

[Screaming]

[Screaming] [barking]

[Barking]

[Alarm sounding...]

We must face facts,

Mi querido.

Our relationship is cursed.

Which proves we were meant

To be together.

Si,whoever heard of

Star-crossednotlovers?

[Kissing]

Mi vida,pick a jewel

And I steal for you.

These are nothing but filthy

Rocks compared to the crown

Jewel of monsterzuma.

Monsterzuma has slumbered

Beneath the miracle city volcano

For centuries, with his jewel

Just sitting there waiting

To be taken.

Oh, sure, I steal

Monsterzuma's jewel for you.

Then he wake up, hunt me down,

And smear me across the

Continent. [Chuckles]

I love you, but, uh, I no crazy.

Ah, well, it's the thought

That counts.

Let us go now.

Little help?

[expl*si*n]

Manny: oh, why won't anyone

Listen to me?

We have to stop this wedding.

I tried everything.

Shh.

[Clears throat]

Surprise!

Ha-ha, it is my wild...

Bachelor party.

And that's not all.

Ta-da!

[Laughing]: this is more

Like it.

Like it. [Muttering]

[Muttering]

Dad, listen to me.

We can't let sartana...

Manny, love is a precious

Jewel, and when you find this

Jewel, you must polish it and

Care for it and not accuse it of

Trying to off your granpapi.

You see?

Yeah, great, love is a jewel.

A... Jewel?

That's it.

Can't talk now, I know how to

Destroy the wedding.

Come on, jumbo, time to do

Your dance.

[Elephant trumpets]

Sartana, you look

Absolutely... Eh... Uh...

Visible.

[Sighs] I must admit, this

Romance started as a way to gain

Pumey's trust so I could destroy

Him, but now I find that

I really do love him.

He is my destiny.

He is?

Have fun, be back later, bye.

[Grunts]

Dude, we... What happened

To you?

It's a long story.

The important thing is that my

Secret wedding-destroying w*apon

Is on the way.

Yeah, but...

Gotta go.

Wait!

Manny.

You stand here and be

The best man.

The job is too much

For some people.

[Sobbing] I am sorry, father.

It's just all so beautiful.

[Sobs]

[Spurs clank]

El cucharon?

You're doing the ceremony?

Si,i get certificate

On internets.

[Playing bach's toccata and

[Playing bach's toccata and fugue in d minor...]

Fugue in d minor...]

[Wedding march playing...]

I glad you here

With me, manny.

You know, sartana confessed that

At first, she only pretend to

Love me so she can destroy me.

Of course, I was plan to steal

Her treasure.

But then, both our fake loves

Turn into the real loves.

She is my destiny.

[Whispers]: that's what I was

Trying to tell you.

Can you call off the

Destroy-the-wedding thingy?

Geh?

Dearly beloved and departed,

We gather today to join in

Marriage puma loco and sartana

Of the dead.

[Sobbing]

Uh, granpapi?

Not now, manny.

You now give ring to sartana.

Ring?

I forget to steal one.

Momentito.

[Murmuring]

Nothing going on...

But granpapi...

[Gasps] monsterzuma's

Priceless jewel.

Ah, you did steal it for me.

I did?

Uh-oh.

[Roaring]

Where is jewel?

Manny, did you do something?

I stole monsterzuma's jewel

So he'd wake up and track it

Down and destroy the wedding.

Hey, it seemed like a good idea

Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

At the time.

[Roars]

El tigre!

White pantera!

[Sobbing]: we'll handle

This, papi.

You go on with the wedding.

[Grunting]

Give back jewel.

Monsterzuma smear you

Across continent.

Across continent. [Tigre and pantera yelling...]

[Tigre and pantera yelling...]

I can't stand it.

Sartana, give jewel back to

Monsterzuma before he squish

My family.

I will never give up

The jewel, never.

But they are my family,

Soon to beourfamily.

How can you say no?

Like this.

No.

The wedding is off.

You are dead to me.

I mean, more so than usual.

Ah, pumey, there is more good

In you than you know.

And this sickens me.

Good-bye.

I keeping the

Wedding presents.

My destiny...

[Crash]

[Gasp]

Puma loco!

[Screaming]

[Screaming] [snorts]

[Snorts]

[Snorts] [growls]

[Growls]

[All cheering]

[Grunting]

What a beautiful wedding.

Well, except for the "nobody got

Married" part. [Chuckles]

Would you like to see

The pictures?

No.

Yes.

Yes. I think I'm blind.

I think I'm blind.

I think I'm blind. [♪...]

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[Crowd cheering]

[Crowd cheering] manny: you're a closet mime!