01x10 - Curse of the Albino Burrito/La Tigressa

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Announcer:miracle city,

A spicy cesspool of crime

And villainy.

This is the story of

Manny rivera,

Better known as...

[Roars]

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero...

White pantera!

Grandson of the evil

Super villain...

Puma loco.

["El tigre" theme plays...]

Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering]

El tigre!

[♪...]

[Roaring]

[Roars]

Crowd: el tigre!

[♪...]

[Bell rings]

♪ Albino burrito,

Albino burrito, albino burrito ♪

♪ Hero supreme

[Grunts]

Frida, I got busted.

I gotta go home after school.

I can't go to the festival

Of flammable things.

No!

We saved for months to buy

Those tickets.

Betrayal!

How could you...

Oh, wait.

I got busted, too.

Oh, yeah, for what?

Glued my sisters together

Again.

[Laughs]

Ah, that just never stops

Being funny.

So now I gotta floss

The dogs' teeth.

[Growls]

≫what'd they nab you for?

Well, grandpapi got

A new cane.

And he told me not to touch it

Or "terrible things would

Happen."

So, obviously, you had to

Touch it.

Well, yeah.

But before I could reach it.

Manny!

I have only one rule.

And you break it.

Which make me want to do

The happy dance.

But also make you in trouble.

Rodolfo, discipline your boy.

Keep up the bad work.

[Clicks tongue]

Grandpapi told you not to

Touch that cane.

You will come home immediately

After school.

And clean out señor chappi's

Cage.

[Parrot farts]

[Shudders]

Bird poop, harsh.

What's that?

Davi d'coco is sneaking up

On us.

That kid who wears

The donkey costume?

[Grunts]

You have been pounced by...

♪ Albino burrito,

Albino burrito,

Albino burrito ♪

♪ He pounces so good.

I hope I may some day

Recover.

We super heroes have to keep

Practicing and also, we should

Hang out together and trade tips

On how to defeat evil.

♪ Albino burrito,

Albino burrito... ♪

I can't believe he thinks

He's arealsuper hero.

Voice: help!

Hark.

My incredulous burrito senses

Detect a distant cry for help.

[Crashing noises]

Decease your en-beatening of

This poor, pathetic weakling

At once.

Voice: I'm not poor.

Ow, ooh, oh...

So you force me to use

My power piñata of punishment!

Breaking this fragile shell

Will unleash the power of

A thousand fiery suns!

First, I must hang it up.

Dude has a rich

Inner-fantasy life.

Face the power piñata

Of punishment's punishing

Piñata power.

♪ Albino burrito,

Albino burrito, albino... ♪

Hang on a minute.

[Roars]

[Bullies grunt]

Oh, thank you, oh, thank...

That was amazing.

If only you could show me

How to do that.

I'd do anything to get

Hero training from you.

Anything!

Manny, we could still go to

The festival of flammable

Things...

If we get davi to clean that

Cage and floss those dogs.

[Gasps]

It's like we have one brain.

You know, davi, I never

Noticed how much potential

You have.

Wow, really?

Yeah, but you need a good

Trainer.

Someone like, oh, I don't know,

Me.

That would be so totally

Boss!

Of course, you'd have to do

Anythingi say, no questions

Asked.

Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!

Take it easy, davi.

What, you gotta pee or

Something?

Not anymore.

Here are your first two

Hero-training exercises.

Doing these will help you

Develop, uh, um...

Super-human smell resistance.

And heroic fang-avoiding skills.

Dogs.

Behold the fearable strongitude

Of the albino burrito.

♪ Albino burrito...

[Dogs roar]

Ow!

[Crickets chirp]

Festival of flammable things!

You're back.

I figured out a way to do this.

And look.

Ididdevelop super-human

Smell resistance.

I can't feel my nose at all.

Seriously, is it there?

It'd be easy to take

Advantage of davi and make him

Do everything for us.

But that would be totally wrong.

Yeah.

Let's start right away.

I can't wait to use the huge

Brain muscles I'm developing.

Less talk, more doing

Our homework.

Yo, davi.

Way to develop indomitable

Puncture resistance.

These newspaper parachutes

Turned out great.

Yeah, I'm sure they'll work

Just as good as that expensive

Sky diving equipment, let's go.

Where are you going, manny?

It's your day to clean

The house.

Oh, yeah.

I'll get right on it.

[Ratcheting noise]

Hey, davi.

Tigre-mobile is looking great!

But, uh, time to learn how to

Sneak up on dust.

Yay!

Plain-iest dust, befear my

Undauntable feathery staff.

♪ Albino burrito,

Albino burrito ♪

Albino burrito ♪ [clicks tongue]

[Clicks tongue]

Dust.

My arch-menesis.

Staff: revenge, revenge,

Revenge, revenge.

Revenge, revenge. [Alarm wails]

[Alarm wails]

What have I done?

Stupid gravity.

Robot: revenge, revenge.

Is there any chance

Is there any chance that's a jaunty parade float?

That's a jaunty parade float?

[Laser fires]

Robot: revenge, revenge.

Woman: meh.

What is going on?

Robot: revenge, revenge,

Revenge, revenge, revenge...

Papi...

What?

I build big look-like-me robot.

Is for to activate after I am

Pass away.

So I can finally get revenge

On everyone who has ever

Crossed me.

[Laughs]

[Coughs]

If it's for after

You're gone, how are you gonna

Activate it?

Easy, i...

You make a good point there.

Papi, you built a doomsday

Monster?

So everything would be fine

If manny wouldn't be touching

The monkey cane.

I didn't touch it.

Did you tell davi not to

Touch it?

Uh, ok, funny story.

No time.

We must save miracle city.

Revenge, revenge.

[People scream]

Don't worry.

I'm sure your grandpapi

Programmed his robot not to

Harm any family...

[Grunts]

Maybe you should have been

Nicer to me, eh?

Robot.

Cower before the awesome might

Of...

White pantera!

I hate to do this, but there

Can be only one...

Puma loco!

We saved the best for last,

Tin man.

[Roars]

El tigre!

El tigre! Yeah, pass.

Yeah, pass.

Revenge.

Wow, that hurt even more than

Wow, that hurt even more than I thought it would.

I thought it would.

Papi, how can we stop

This thing?

Is indestructible.

Nothing can stop my big

Look-like-me robot.

[Screaming]

[Screaming] davi: I'll stop it.

Davi: I'll stop it.

Davi, no!

He's gonna get smeared

And it's all our fault.

The little donkey boy is

Trying to stop the giant robot?

Then he is our only hope.

Go, little donkey boy.

Go!

Davi, you can maybe do it.

All right, davi!

Hit... Anything!

Manny: left, left.

Frida: other left!

Dad: choke up on the stick

A little.

Grandpapi: good luck.

Grandpapi: good luck. Is indestructible.

Is indestructible.

Is indestructible. Got to use... My training.

Got to use... My training.

Davi's a goner.

No human being can survive

The stench of that sewer.

Look.

Look. Super-human smell resistance.

Super-human smell resistance.

Wow, he's got pretty good aim

When he's not blindfolded.

Dia-bological monster.

Face my astound-ulous power

Piñata.

Aw, not that thing again.

Aw, not that thing again. Of punishment!

Of punishment!

Aye cahuenga!

That piñata thing was for real.

Crowd: oh...

You saved us.

Man: what's your name?

♪ Albino burrito,

Albino burrito... ♪

All: ♪ albino burrito,

Albino burrito. ♪

I never thought I'd say this

But davi reallyisa hero.

You're right.

I still think I'll never say it,

Though.

Muchas gracias.

I never could have done it

If you guys hadn't made me train

By doing all those chores

For you.

You made him do what?

Guh?

And after I snuck up on

The old man robot, I knew

I needed my special

Burrito-floss lasso.

Do tell.

Keep training, you two.

Maybe some day you'll be as

Mighty as the albino burrito.

Manny: I think my nose

Fell off.

[Groans]

[Screams]

These goggles are prescription!

These goggles are prescription! [Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams] [♪...]

[♪...]

Ah, it is truly a perfect

Night for a walk.

And an ice cone of cream.

Or two.

Or .

[Sniffs]

Why does my ice cream smell like

Giant monsters?

It's not the ice cream.

[Laughs]

Salsa fresca!

How could I forget?

Second tuesday of the month

Is...

Miracle city crime night!

We must stop these deeds.

Yes, because I was going to

Steal all that stuff next week.

[Gasps]

Did I say that out loud?

White pantera!

Puma loco!

[Roars]

El tigre!

And me!

[Laughs weakly]

[Gasps] wait up.

[Gasps] wait up. [Roars]

[Roars]

[Roars] do over.

Do over.

Do over. [Man screams]

[Man screams]

[Frida screams]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] huh?

Huh?

[Squawks like a chicken]

Ah, frida suarez.

I haven't had you c*ptive

Since...

Since... Ooh, this morning.

Ooh, this morning.

Perfect.

A potato?

That's the best you can do?

Um, yes?

[Frida screams]

Frida!

[Frida screams]

[Frida screams] [roars]

[Roars]

Manny: hang on, frida.

Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Did you get sartana?

No.

We too busy rescuing a "helpless

Little girl."

Papi, frida already feels

Bad enough about enabling

The fiend to escape without you

Reminding her how powerless

She is.

Dude, I can totally hear you.

Manny, take frida home.

And ask her parents if you may

Sleep over while papi and I

Try to catch sartana.

It's all right, frida.

Not everyone can be...

Useful.

Ok, be good.

Man: and, as crime night

Held the city in its grip of

Conveniently-scheduled terror,

The riveras battled everyone.

Why didn't they show me?

I was there.

Man: coming up on "miracle

City's funniest videos,"

A little girl gets herself

In a "honey" of a pickle.

Uh-oh.

Man: she's so sweet, I can't

"Bear" it.

Aw, nobody watches this show.

Man: "miracle city's funniest

Videos," the city's most-watched

Program.

I'm going to bed.

Don't wake me up.

Ever.

Sweet dreams,mija.

Rivera, you sleep here!

[Growling and barking]

[Gulps]

[Groans]

Oh...

Huh?

[Growling]

[Grunting]

[Growling]

Come on...

Let go.

[Screams]

Oh, the belt.

Grandpapi: helpless.

Dad: powerless.

Man: can't "bear" it.

Helpless.

Powerless.

Can't "bear" it.

Helpless...

Powerless...

Power, power, power!

No!

[Roars]

La tigresa!

La tigresa! ["El tigre" theme plays...]

["El tigre" theme plays...]

["El tigre" theme plays...] [Toilet flushes]

[Toilet flushes]

[Thunder crashes]

Frida: thanks, manny.

Frida: thanks, manny. [Bell rings]

[Bell rings]

Awesome.

I go out one night and I'm on

The cover of a magazine?

I rock!

Crowd: wow, I've never seen

Anyone like her, she's so cool.

"La tigresa"?

Claws, a tail and a belt?

She's totally copying

My whole... Me.

What kind of low-down, bottom

Feeder steals a guy's... Guy?

Oh, maybe she's a nice person

With fresh breath and a winning

Smile.

Who just wanted to feel powerful

And will never, ever

Do it again.

Are you running a fever?

Man: she's so sweet,

I can't "bear" it.

[Laughter]

So, frida, how's it feel

To have the number-one video

Clip onel interneta?

Hey, that bear thing only

Happened 'cause frida was

Fighting sartana of the dead.

[Laughter]

Youtried to take on sartana?

Boy: weak.

Frida.

[Laughs]

Trying to b*at...

Sartana...

[Laughs] so funny.

Can't breathe.

I could b*at sartana.

I know it.

Speaking of potatoes,

Want to watch a movie tonight?

Duh-huh?

What movie did you get?

A little something called

"Underground empire."

Whoa, sounds super macho.

[♪...]

Welcome to the underground

Empire of worms.

Hey, this is a docu...

Hey, this is a docu... [Snores]

[Snores]

Sartana.

I bid you fear the awesome wrath

Of la tigresa!

No.

No?

Can you just say, "no"?

Yes...

No.

Banditos, att*ck!

Banditos, att*ck! ["El tigre" theme plays]

["El tigre" theme plays]

Now, sartana, you must face

La...

La, la-la, la.

I'll just be, la-la-la-leaving.

[Laughs weakly]

Excuse me, excuse me.

Pardon, sorry, I just need to

Get, oh, if you could just

Move aside for a second.

[Laughs]

I've been needing a new guitar

Strap for a long time now.

So!

This must be the th time

I've captured you this month.

[Sighs] I'll take my usual

Cell.

Hey, who messed up my cards?

Man: thus, we end our

Riveting journey into this

Underground empire.

Worms?

Frida, that movie...

Frida?

[Gasps]

My belt!

My belt! Wha...

Wha...

Frida's la tigresa.

Man, the blue hair totally

Should've tipped me off.

Twenty-nine cups of horchata,

Cups of horchata.

Can't believe you stole

My belt.

Manny, how'd you know where

I'd be?

Are you kidding?

You spend more time here

Than sartana does.

I'm sorry I took your belt,

Manny.

I wanted to feel powerful,

Just for once.

Then how come you took it

For twice?

Why are you whispering,

Anyway?

So sartana doesn't hear...

[Screams]

Manny!

Ah, the one true tigre.

You will make a fine skeleton

Bandito.

Once I strip off all your

Once I strip off all your bothersome flesh!

Bothersome flesh!

Nowyouknow how it feels

To be powerless, eh?

[Laughs]

Idiot, pick me up.

[Screams]

Catch.

[Roars]

[Roars] el tigre!

El tigre!

[Laughs]

[Laughs] heads up.

Heads up.

Perfect.

I am going to be rid of you

At last, and nothing can

Stop me.

Not you, not that girl,

And not...

A potato?

My mystic guitar, is jammed.

Is gonna blow!

Oye,sartana.

Never underestimate the power of

Never underestimate the power of me throwing a potato!

Me throwing a potato!

[Frida and manny scream...]

[Manny and frida grunt]

See, you don't need

Super powers.

Frida?

[Burps]

Frida: less talking,

Frida: less talking, more heimlich-ing.

More heimlich-ing.

More heimlich-ing. [♪...]

[♪...]

[Children cheering]

Dad: go, little donkey

Dad: go, little donkey boy, go!