01x06 - The Late Manny Rivera/Party Monsters

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[El tigre roar]

Announcer:miracle city,

A spicy cesspool of crime

And villainy.

This is the story of

Manny rivera,

Better known as...

[El tigre roar]

Manny: el tigre!

Son of the legendary hero...

White pantera!

Grandson of the evil

Super villain...

Puma loco.

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Crowd: el tigre!

[Sirens wailing]

[Cheering]

El tigre!

[*...]

[Roaring]

[El tigre roar]

Crowd: el tigre!

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[Bell rings]

Get to class!

Straighten those teeth!

Don't challenge me!

Principle tonino, I was just

Encouraging the children, and...

Wait!

[Sniffs]

I smell arcade tokens.

Dude, you own super macho

Fighter two at the arcade.

Rivera, suarez, you are late

Again!

We can explain.

There was a fire!

At the arcade!

So we rescued...

Sick pony...

Father noel...

Tornado...

Avalanche...

You expect me to believe...

Oh, that poor pony.

Well, off to class with you

Children.

Why do you have it in for those

Two, chikal?

[Snoring...]

[Laughs]: a little off the

Sides.

I have my reasons.

Lousy, cheap glue stick!

[Laughs]

[Bell rings]

We can explain.

It was a fudge spill...

By the pond...

Cleaned up ducks...

With our mouths.

Thank goodness the ducks are

All right.

Hurry along now.

[Bell rings]

Ooh.

We can explain.

That's all right children.

No explanation is required.

Uh, where's principle tonino?

He was called away on urgent

School business.

So...

I am in charge!

[Screams]

Into the office now!

[Screams]

Your behavior is

Unacceptable.

This constant tardiness must

Cease!

Kids: [snickering]

It must be the boy's

Fault.

Clearly, it is frida's fault.

She is a trouble making goggle

Wearer!

[Overlapping conversation]

Well, it looks like you guys

Have...

All: sit down!

Please, please.

This is not about blame.

It is about revenge!

[Clears throat]

Rules, it's about rules.

If they are late again, even

Once, they will be...

Expelled from school!

[Gasps]

Expelled?

Perfecto.

With el tigre out of the way, I

Will bring the school to it's

Knee.

No...

To both it's knees.

All I have to do is make sure

They're late tomorrow.

[Laughs]

Uh, eh...

Funny math problem.

Manuel pablo cortero...

Rivera, if you get expelled, we

Are going to send you to a charm

School.

In switzerland.

No...!

No grandson of mine is going to

Charm school...

Or to switzerland.

It is...

Unnatural.

Nonsense, it will be good for

Bobby.

They will teach him

Punctuality, etiquette, and how

To knit cute little tea cozies.

No...!

I'm sorry,mijo, but you have

To take responsibility for your

Actions.

Make us proud.

If I get expelled, my parents

Are gonna send me to m*llitary

School.

Can you think of anything worse?

Charm school.

This is serious, dude.

If we get sent to different

Schools, we'll never see each

Other again.

We cannot be late tomorrow.

Right, we got work to do.

Whoa...

You got a new nightlight.

Manny: and this way bypasses

The arcade, ice cream shop, and

The funny one-eyed cat.

Yeah, he's funny.

Then we detour into the sewer

To avoid the comic book store.

Phew, that's different

Routes, and each one avoids any

Possible temptation.

Man, you should be president,

Or vice president.

[Laughs]: I'm setting the

Alarm for : am.

There's a :am?

That'll give us plenty of

Time to make it to school by

:.

Sleep...

[Watch ticks]

Now!

Both: [snoring]

Thank you for showing me

Every detail of your plan, el

Tigre.

[Laughs]

Also, thank you for not locking

Your window.

It makes it so much easier to be

Rid of you, and rule the school!

Sweet dreams.

[Laughs]

[Rooster crows]

Overslept!

[Screaming]

That's funny, I don't

Remember a brick wall being here

Before.

Well done, my robots.

Brick, you will pay for that.

They'll never make it.

[Laughs]

Unfortunately.

Route m.

Hurry!

Time is our enemy!

We're gonna punch time in the

Throat.

It's a river of...

Horchata.

The deliciously sweet and

Cinnamonny rice-based drink,

We so love.

[Screams]

The dreadedhorchata

Piranhas.

Quick!

Route d.

Gotta get there on time.

Bubble wrap...

Have to pop...

So...

Fascinating.

No!

Must...

Resist...

Got to...

Make it...

To school.

[Bubble wrap popping]

Just one more pop.

One more pop.

Just one more pop!

[Gasps]

They have the strength to resist

The bubble wrap?

Impossible!

Robots, cry havoc and let slip

The cows of w*r.

That bubble wrap, it messes

With your head, man.

[Bulls bellowing]

Save yourself, manny!

No, you save yourself!

No, you!

No, you!

Wait, why don't we both just

Run?

Too late.

[Bulls bellowing]

[Bulls laughing]

[Bubble wrap popping]

O.k., I didn't see that

Coming.

Phew...

We need transportation.

Now!

Over there.

[El tigre roar]

Huh?

[Engines roaring]

Never send a robot to do a

Guy in a robot suit's job.

It's time for...

Señor siniestro.

But that's not the biggest

Surprise.

[Laughs]

[Galloping]

Howdy, partner, meetseñor

Siniestro gigante.

Excuse me while I endanger small

Children.

[Laughs]

[Kids screaming]

Come on, manny.

We gotta go.

I can't!

Those kids!

Eh, they're young.

They'll heal fast.

And if we're late and get

Expelled, we'll never see each

Other again.

[Screaming]

I'm sorry, frida.

Sorry?

For what?

[Screaming]

Frida, I knew you could do

It.

Where's manny?

[Laughs]

Looks like I'm gonna learn to

Knit tea cozies.

[expl*si*n]

[El tigre roar]

[Laughs]: I laugh.

Mygigante suit is made of

Solid impervium.

Your puny claws can't hurt...

[expl*si*n]

Lousy army surplus impervium.

We're o.k.!

You think you win, you

Flea-bitten coyote.

Behold, yonder clock.

[Clock ticks]

I left you a gift to say so

Long.

[Laughs]

[Horse neighs]

Voice: self destruct sequence

Activated, partner.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Happy trails.

[Teeth chattering]

Crowd: [cheering]

Manny, we are so proud of

You.

Hooray...

I was finally going to be rid

Of him.

I was finally going to be rid

Of him.

You're late!

Detentions!

[Screams]

Everything worked out great,

Manny.

There's just one problem.

My shattered spine?

We gotta keep getting here on

Time every day for the rest of

The year.

[*...]

[expl*si*n]

[Cheering]

Both: whoo hoo!

That was great.

Let's flood it again.

Uh, creepy manager dude...

You're kind of in our way.

[Kicking sound]

[Both groaning in pain]

Man from the video arcade?

We were just cooling the

Place off for him.

Is that gratitude?

Aw, man, it's like a million

Degrees out, we got nothing to

Do now.

Except, well, you know.

Watch pigeons explode from

The heat.

[expl*si*n]

Yeah, I just hope I don't get a

Beak stuck in my hair this time.

Voice: party...

Party...

Party...

Party...

[Screams]

[Gurgling water]

This party is going to be

Wild and rocking.

We are going to stay up past

:.

[Laughs]

Whoa...

Guys, wait, no guys, hold it.

Totally, wait...

At : my mom makes me put in

My retainer.

Geeks...

Why did it have to be geeks?

Those guys are beyond geeks.

They play that master force

Game.

The role playing thing where

They dress up and pretend

They're the characters?

Ew...

Boy: your mom won't know.

We'll be in that old abandoned

House we found, out in the

Desert, past perdido canyon.

Indeed, it will just be us

And master force to the extreme.

[Laughs, snorts]

An abandoned house?

Just waiting to be filled

With partying?

Awesome!

I'm sure those guys wouldn't

Mind if we showed up.

And, you know, invited a few

People.

Just two or three...

Or six...

Definitely no more than

Eight...

Each...

They can play their little

Game in one room, and we can

Have our...

Mind numbingly awesome party!

...in another.

Yeah!

But remember, absolutely do not

Tell more than people.

I promise.

[Phone dials and rings]

There's gonna be an awesome

Party.

[Satellite beeps]

[Telegraph beeping morse code]

[Crickets chirping]

[Crowd roars]

[Music coming from building]

Dude, there's hundreds of

Kids here.

I only told, like, people.

Me too.

Wait...

What'd you tell them?

Just that there's a party out

In the desert, and they should

Tell a everyone they've ever met

About it.

Oh...

Yeah, I see what happened now.

[Cheering]

[Overlapping conversation]

Whoo...!

[Metal crashes]

Kid: I o.k.

[General laughter]

This is truly awesome.

It's beyond awesome.

It's, it's...

* The greatest party

Of all time *

Hey, where are those geeky

Kids?

[Cheering]

Look, they're having a great

Time.

They're crowd surfing.

[Screaming]

[Glass breaks]

Kid: ow!

And stay in there.

Yeah.

Manny: hello?

No more hurting.

No, no, we come in peace.

So, uh, what are you supposed

To be?

Dr. Enchanto, master of

Magic.

The silver echo, master of

Sound.

Captain photon, master of

Science.

All: we are master force.

Uh, how about this great

Party, huh?

Great?

This was supposed to be a

Private weekly master force game

Night.

We found this place.

O.k., So for some reason

Every kid in school showed up,

And then with the shoving and

The hurting...

Indeed, how could so many

People have learned of this?

I have no idea...

I can't imagine...

Mystery...

Who can say?

We totally wrecked their game

Night.

I know, but at least all the

Other kids are having fun.

[Crashing metal]

[Kids screaming]

What are all these brats

Doing in our secret hideout?

Lock them in the kitchen until I

Decide how to...

Dispose of them.

[Snaps]

Yous heard don baffi,

Ensconce yourselves to the

Kitchen.

[Kids screaming]

It's time for...

[El tigre roar]

El tigre!

Whoa...

[All inhale through inhaler]

You guys wait here.

I'm gonna take out the trash.

[Groaning]

Welcome to the party.

Wanna dance?

Don baffi, it's a superhero

Type guy.

[Mumbling indistinctly]

Yous is right, tony, there's

One of them and four of us.

Rub him out.

Uh-oh, these guys are good.

Manny's in trouble.

We gotta do something.

Oh, man, o.k., I totally wish

I really was dr. Enchanto.

He could handle this.

Wait, maybe you can be.

Thought you could a trim.

[Grunting]

Nobody sullies our

Moustaches.

Well, now he pays a heavy price.

Go ahead, do your worst.

O.k., Maybe your second

Worst.

Villains, face dr. Enchanto,

Master of...

Magic.

The silver echo, master of

Sound.

Captain photon, master of

Science.

And goggle girl, master of...

Protective eyewear...

[Quietly]: or something.

We are master force!

Oh, I get it.

Evil doers, you don't have a

Chance against the combined

Might of el tigre, and mr.

Force.

Um, master force.

Oh...

These is real superheroes boss.

I know on account they got role

Playing games based on 'em.

Yeah?

We'll see how super they are.

[Laughs]

Hah, hah, hah, strong is the

Mustache of don baffi.

O.k., Guys, just like we

Planned.

Dr. Enchanto's spell of

Blindness.

Cala-fa-lumpa-lay!

Oh, my eyes.

I can't see.

It's magic, magic, I tells you.

[Crying]

Beware, the silver echo, the

Power of sound smite thee.

[Speaker feedback]

And now, captain photon

Delivers the final blow with

Static electricity.

[Electricity buzzing]

[Groaning]

[Static buzzing]

Ow!

It's stings, it stings.

[Crying]: what can we do?

You can act like a man.

[El tigre roar]

[Henchmen groaning]

Somebody get me out of here.

Glad to.

No...!

Ow, ow, ow...!

You mug.

Ow!

El tigre: you guys were

Great.

[Inhales through inhaler]

Yeah!

Man, now I really feel bad that

We told everyone about your

Secret desert house.

You guys ruined our game

Night?

Guh...

Spare us your elegant

Rebuttals.

Oh, wait, man, hang on.

We've gotta let everyone out of

The kitchen.

Don't.

[Kids screaming]

[Sighs]: what hit me?

Most of eighth grade.

You were incredible.

We saw everything.

Sort of.

You totally saved us.

You are the coolest.

Can you teach us how to play

Master force, so we can be cool

Like you?

Indeed, we can.

Let us all be awesome together,

Dudes.

[Laughs, snorts]

Come with us.

We're all going to my parents

Beach house to use the private

Water slide, skate park, and

Video arcade.

[Kids cheering]

[Overlapping conversation]

[Microphone feedback]

Now this is actually kind of

Fun.

Too bad we got here late, and

They only had one costume left

For you.

Princess fluff-a-puff, master

Of the flying kittens.

Come on, you look adorable.

[Imitating baby gibberish]

Never speak of this again.

[Cat meows]

[*...]

[Kids cheering]

Man: you can act like a man