04x16 - The Battle of Panthatar
Posted: 11/21/23 10:22
So listen,
You've all heard me
Tell you a lot of stories
About me and josh.
Over the years,
I've told you a whole lot
About me and my brother, drake.
But this time,
I wanna talk
To your little brothers
And sisters.
But for the next
Couple of minutes,
I wanna talk
To the kids out there
Under the age of six.
Hello.
What's your name?
Hi.
Who are you?
What is your favorite thing
To eat?
What games
Do you like to play?
Me, too.
Hey, do you like me?
Do you wanna be my friend?
Oh, thank you.
What is that
Supposed to mean?
You think I'm handsome?
What a special thing to say.
What?
Well, who you callin' a dork?
Hey hey, hey, hey.
Go get your mother,
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
A present?
For me?
All right,
Just bring your kid
Right in front of the tv set
'Cause I got a few things
To say.
A plate of cookies?
Oh, yummy.
I think it's pretty rude
To tell a person that he's a--
Did you just--
You just spit in my eye.
Mmmm.
These are my favorite.
Oh, it burns.
Little fruit, little sammy,
Lot of lemonade
Equals happy josh.
[Music]
Coming up next
On "suzanna louisiana"--
Nope.
--And you'll see it all
Tonight, here on the fruit
And vegetable channel.
Yes.
I'm so mad.
Yes, I can tell
By your violent banana chewing.
I thought
You had a date tonight.
Yes. So did i.
Tamara cancelled.
You know,
No girl's ever cancelled a date
With me.
Flake.
Why'd she flake?
She went hiking
This afternoon;
Got bitten by a snake,
Apparently poisonous.
Whoa, is she okay?
I don't know,
She called me from the hospital,
But I couldn't understand her
'Cause she was
Having trouble breathing.
Can I have that lemonade?
But anyway,
Now it's friday night,
I got nothin' to do.
Never say nothing.
Sit and watch with me.
Tonight, part two
Of our six-part series
On avocados:
Vegetable, fruit or both?
The answer is fruit.
Oh, they just gave it away.
Dude, who even cares
Whether an avocado
Is a vegetable or a fruit?
It's a hot topic.
No one cares.
Everyone cares.
[Doorbell]
I'll get it.
You just eat the avocado.
You don't discuss it.
Yes, can--whoa.
Hello?
Okay, you over there,
And you are right here,
And you, tuck in your shirt.
Excuse me, but who are you?
Yeah, what are you--
Sign here, here,
And here, please.
Wait a minute.
Who are you?
You can't just barge
Into our house
And make us sign things.
My name is rick howard
And I'm with mtv.
Mtv? Gimme the pen.
Dude let me sign first.
Okay.
Tell me what's this all about?
It's about one
Of your classmates in school.
Thornton, come in here, please.
Drake, josh,
Good to see you guys.
Hey, what's going on,
Thornton?
Well, I'm turning
Next week and mtv
Is showing my birthday party
On "dude, I'm ."
On mtv?
I love that show.
Yup.
Yeah, anyway,
So they wanna videotape me,
Handin' out
All the invitations,
So I'm gonna go out,
Come back in, and you guys
Just act natural.
Cool. Natural.
I can do that.
Yeah.
The hair cool with you?
You guys set?
Already rolling.
Go for it.
[Doorbell]
Go.
[Doorbell]
Get the door.
Oh.
I wonder who that could be.
We won't know
Till we open the door.
Thornton.
Hey, guys.
So, I'm having my birthday party
This saturday night
Down at club diego,
And you guys are invited.
Oh.
Thank you, thornton.
We'll be there.
And cut it.
Adequate job, guys.
That'll do it up.
Well, man,
Thanks for inviting us
To your party.
Yeah. Is it gonna be huge?
Well, it's gonna be hot,
But it's a tight list.
Only the coolest kids
I know.
But, then my mom said,
If I invited drake,
I had to invite you, too.
I'll take it.
And it originates
From bolivia
Which is why the avocado
Is a fruit, not a vegetable.
They're saying an avocado
Is a fruit.
It is.
It's a vegetable.
It's a fruit.
Avocados ain't sweet.
A fruit
Doesn't have to be sweet.
Yes, it does.
Then explain the lemon.
Okay, that's a cheap sh*t.
And you say
* And I never thought * people don't care.
* That it'd be so simple
* But I found a way
* I found a way
* If you open up your mind
* (See what's inside)
* It's gonna take some time
* To realize
* But if you look inside
* I'm sure you'll find
* Over your shoulder
* You know that I told you
* I'll always be
* Pickin' you up
* When you're down
* So just turn around
[Music]
I can't believe
You're gonna be
On "dude, I'm ."
I love that show.
I know.
Ooh, and get this:
You saw "galaxy wars"?
I love that movie.
I know.
At the party, mtv is gonna have
Some of the actual
Red skynauts there
To re-enact the scene.
"The battle of panthatar?"
Yeah.
I love that battle.
I know.
Josh, josh, josh,
Look what I have.
Look at it. Look at it.
Look at what I got.
Look what I got.
What, what, what?
The beatles'
"Abbey road" album
Signed by all four beatles.
No way.
Now how'd you get this?
You know
That old guy from england
Who lives two blocks over
From us?
Mister prumpet?
The guy
With the hot granddaughter?
Yes--and yes.
Look, anyway,
His brother used to be
A sound engineer for the beatles
Back in the 's,
So he has like a dozen
Of these autographed albums.
And he just gave this to you?
Yeah, for free.
And all I got to do is stay away
From his granddaughter.
Unbelievable.
John lennon, paul mccartney,
George harrison,
And ringo starr.
I know.
Excuse me,
Do you know what time
"Daddy one leg" starts?
Yeah.
The next show starts
In minutes.
Okay. Thanks.
Aww.
She's got nothin' to do
For minutes.
I think I can help her.
What's up, nichols?
Hey, thornton.
How ya doin', man?
I was just telling steve
About the unbelievable party
You're having.
Yeah. It's gonna be sweet.
Yes.
You know,
I didn't receive an invitation.
I don't know you.
Your loss.
What's his--
No one knows.
Hey, so
I'm trying to figure out
What I should put
In all the gift bags
For party guests.
Gift bags?
Yeah, mtv's lettin' me spend
Bucks per person,
So, do you think
I should give out
The underwater geo--
[Makes sound]
--Or the new pocket--
[Makes sound]
You know what?
I'll just give everyone both.
Yes.
Don't make those sounds
At my party.
Sorry.
Hey, have you seen
My girlfriend?
Diane?
No, broke up with diane.
Dating this new chick, maria.
I'm meeting her here
To see "daddy one leg."
Oh cool.
I heard they got really good--
--Uh, maria?
Yeah. Brunette,
Really cute, about '".
Ah.
She's supposed
To meet me here minutes ago.
I don't know where she could be.
Uhhh, you know--are you sure
That you should have broken up
With that diane girl,
'Cause she just seemed like
A winner.
She moved to vermont.
You could move there, too.
I hear they got trees
Full of syrup.
Thanks, but I'm just gonna go
Find--maria.
Thorton.
Free popcorn?
What are you doin', parker?
Kissin' a girl.
What are you doin'?
You were kissing
My girlfriend.
Oh, you know, that reminds me
Of a funny story--
What's the matter with you?
I'm sorry.
He's just an awesome kisser.
Oh no, he's not.
No, he's not.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
Thornton, you're way better.
Kiss him.
Kiss him right now.
Not a chance.
We are over.
Come on, thornton--
And you, you are uninvited
To my birthday party.
But hey,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't know
She was your girlfriend.
Yeah. He didn't know
She was your girlfriend.
You, too. Uninvited.
Oh, that's not fair.
Excuse me.
No yelling in the theater area.
Excuse me,
Where's the lady's restroom?
I am talking to people.
Uninvited.
Enough.
Hey.
Well, did you go
To thornton's house?
Did you apologize?
Yeah.
I went to thornton's house
And I apologized.
Well, perfect.
And?
He had his housekeeper
Kick me out,
Then he hit me with a broom,
And I fell down
Some brick stairs.
Oh, I really wanted to go
To that party.
Why do you ruin everything?
Don't worry, all right?
I'm gonna figure out a way
To get even with that thornton.
I don't wanna get even.
I wanna go
To that birthday party.
Well, thornton hates us.
Well, let's make him
Love us again.
I tried.
Well, maybe we can--
Hey, isn't thornton
A huge beatles fan?
Well, yeah, but I don't see
What that has to do--oh no.
No way.
Don't even think about it.
I'm telling you
If we give him that album
As a birthday present--
Absolutely not.
I guarantee you,
He'll re-invite us.
Dude, I love this album
More than I love myself.
Dude.
Okay, but I love this album
A lot.
Come on.
Look, this party is gonna be
All over mtv.
That's good for you
And your band.
Well, yeah. But--
Plus, they're giving away
Gift bags with free
Underwater geos and pocket pals.
But--
And, not only
Are the actual red skynauts
From "galaxy wars"
Is gonna be there, but I heard
From a semi-reliable source
That there's gonna be
A special appearance
By natasha bergman.
Princess oblongata?
Wearing the robe
Of curiosity.
Oh. But--
[Make sounds]
[Music]
Hi.
Names.
Oh, drake parker
And josh nichols,
But we're not on--
Not on the list.
Yeah, we know
We're not on the list.
But if we could just talk
To thornton
For a couple of minutes--
If you're not on the list,
I can't let you in.
No, you don't understand.
Please, could you just let--
If you could just go
Grab thornton,
We can explain and--
Come on. I'm telling--
Hey,
What are they doing here?
They're not invited.
Yes, sir.
I was just telling them.
But, please, thornton.
Drake didn't know
You were dating maria,
And he feels really bad
About it.
Oh.
I feel really bad about it.
And we brought you
An amazing birthday present
Just to show you
How sorry we are
About what happened.
Give him the present.
Give him the present.
Excuse me a second.
Give him the present.
Abbey road?
Signed by all four beatles?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
These are real autographs?
Yeah, all four.
Oh my god.
This is like
The best birthday present
I've ever gotten.
This is insane.
Thanks. Wow.
We're gonna go in.
I'm sorry, fellows.
Whoa, whoa. Hey.
You're not on the list.
But we just gave him a--
You just saw us
Giving him a present.
Wait.
Keebler, come out here.
Hey, come out here.
What?
Tell them to let us in.
Yeah.
No.
But we just gave you
The best present
You've ever gotten.
You said so.
Yeah, it is. Thanks.
You're still not invited
To my party.
Oh.
Oh, what did we do?
We just gave him--
And i--it was just--
[Both make sounds]
Will you quit looking at me
Like that?
No.
I'm gonna continue
Looking at you like this
For several more minutes.
Why are you mad at me?
Because you made me
Give that jerk
My autographed beatles album,
And we're still banned
From the party.
Well, I thought
It would work.
Well, it didn't.
Well, maybe,
If you didn't push your lips
Against every girl
With a mouth--
You know what?
--We wouldn't be in this--
Megan parker.
Welcome to the party,
Miss parker.
Right this way.
Oh, hey.
What are you doin' here?
Goin' to the party.
How'd you get invited?
Well,
Thornton's little brother
Has a thing for me,
So he invited me, and I figured,
You know, why not?
Well, can you get us in?
Can I bring
A couple of guests?
Sure.
No.
Hey--
--Evil.
Oh, I can't believe this.
We deserve to go
To that party.
Or at least
I deserve to get my album back.
Hey, hey.
The actors from "galaxy wars"
Are here.
sh**t 'em coming in.
Oh my god. They're here.
[Applause]
[Cheering]
Princess oblongata.
Wearing the robe
Of curiosity.
So, so curious.
Man, I can't believe
We're gonna miss this party.
Hey, I think
I figured out a way to get in,
All right?
Follow me.
Excuse us.
Yes?
Hello, red skynauts.
Hello.
Would you mind
If we took a picture
With you guys?
Sure.
Cool. Cool.
Okay, josh, just stand there
With the guys.
All right.
We are huge "galaxy wars" fans.
All right. Let's see.
All right.
Look tight, guys, look tight.
Wait.
Actually, you know what?
There's not enough light
Out here.
Do you mind
If we take the picture
In that dark alley over there?
No, not at all.
Come on.
Come on.
It'll be really easy.
It'll only take you a second.
Oh, we'll call it
"The dark alley sh**t."
Yeah, come on.
[Applause]
[Cheering]
I do not feel good
About this.
Yeah, I know.
These costumes
Make your butt sweat.
Not the costumes.
I don't like being at a party
Where I'm not welcome.
Well, look,
We're not gonna
Stay here, right?
I just wanna get
My beatles album back
And then we'll leave.
But, how are we gonna get
Your album back?
Look.
They're taking the presents
In that room over there.
Come on.
Okay. Now, let's find
Your beatles album
And get out of here.
Right.
[Growling]
What color of bag
Did we bring?
I don't remember.
Oh, we're never gonna find it.
Yes, we are.
Start rifling.
Rifling.
Okay, okay, okay, everyone.
I'd like to thank you all
For joining me here
On my th birthday.
And now,
Thanks to my friends
Over at mtv.
I give you
Some of the actual cast members
From "galaxy wars"
Performing the climax
Of the battle of panthatar.
[Music]
Where are the other skynauts?
Oh, biscuits.
Oh, man. Where is it?
I don't know.
Whoa.
You find it?
No, but somebody got him
A video watch.
Will you just look
For the album
So we can get out of here?
Right.
Put it back.
How do you open this curtain?
Dude.
Red skynauts, you're on.
Oh, sorry.
We were just practicing
Our moves.
Just get out there.
But are you sure--
Okay.
Just get on.
[Screaming]
You guys
Are supposed to duck.
What are you doin'?
Ow.
Hey, gork--hey, watch out.
No. No.
Hey, duck.
Whoa.
Ow, ow.
I gotta see this movie.
Ow.
[Makes sound]
I dropped from the space
On you.
I'm from space.
Ow. Ow.
Watch out.
Hey, stop it.
Ow, ow.
Oh, my head.
Ow. Oh, no.
Hey.
Will you stop hitting us?
Clearly, we don't know
The choreography.
Okay, back off, back off,
Back off, back off, back off.
All right.
What is the matter
With you guys?
Why aren't you--
Oh.
--Drat.
Hey.
Drake and josh are not invited.
I want them out of here.
No.
Not until
I get my beatles album back.
Look out.
He's got a prop.
Get them out of here.
I mean it, get away.
No.
Come on, you want some fire?
Come on.
Stay back.
Stay back.
Hey, move it. I mean it.
Get away.
Come on. I want you.
Stay back. Stay back.
The battle of panthatar
Is done.
Back to the ship.
[Screaming]
Come on. Let's get them.
Yeah. You guys better run.
They still followin' us?
No. I think we lost 'em
When we cut
Through the parking lot
At b.f. Wangs.
Yeah. Woo. That was close.
Hey, I'm sorry
We didn't get your album back.
Didn't we?
You got it?
I wasn't leaving there
Without the beatles.
Are you guys really
From the movie "galaxy wars?"
Yes.
Absolutely.
You guys wanna go get
Some tacos?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Look at this thing.
Yeah. It's so dorky.
Mom.
You guys better run.
What are they doing here?
They're not invited.
All right. One more time.
[Makes sound]
Oh, sorry.
All right. All right.
Director calls "wait."
Sorry, sorry.
Love you.
Hey, all good?
You've all heard me
Tell you a lot of stories
About me and josh.
Over the years,
I've told you a whole lot
About me and my brother, drake.
But this time,
I wanna talk
To your little brothers
And sisters.
But for the next
Couple of minutes,
I wanna talk
To the kids out there
Under the age of six.
Hello.
What's your name?
Hi.
Who are you?
What is your favorite thing
To eat?
What games
Do you like to play?
Me, too.
Hey, do you like me?
Do you wanna be my friend?
Oh, thank you.
What is that
Supposed to mean?
You think I'm handsome?
What a special thing to say.
What?
Well, who you callin' a dork?
Hey hey, hey, hey.
Go get your mother,
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
A present?
For me?
All right,
Just bring your kid
Right in front of the tv set
'Cause I got a few things
To say.
A plate of cookies?
Oh, yummy.
I think it's pretty rude
To tell a person that he's a--
Did you just--
You just spit in my eye.
Mmmm.
These are my favorite.
Oh, it burns.
Little fruit, little sammy,
Lot of lemonade
Equals happy josh.
[Music]
Coming up next
On "suzanna louisiana"--
Nope.
--And you'll see it all
Tonight, here on the fruit
And vegetable channel.
Yes.
I'm so mad.
Yes, I can tell
By your violent banana chewing.
I thought
You had a date tonight.
Yes. So did i.
Tamara cancelled.
You know,
No girl's ever cancelled a date
With me.
Flake.
Why'd she flake?
She went hiking
This afternoon;
Got bitten by a snake,
Apparently poisonous.
Whoa, is she okay?
I don't know,
She called me from the hospital,
But I couldn't understand her
'Cause she was
Having trouble breathing.
Can I have that lemonade?
But anyway,
Now it's friday night,
I got nothin' to do.
Never say nothing.
Sit and watch with me.
Tonight, part two
Of our six-part series
On avocados:
Vegetable, fruit or both?
The answer is fruit.
Oh, they just gave it away.
Dude, who even cares
Whether an avocado
Is a vegetable or a fruit?
It's a hot topic.
No one cares.
Everyone cares.
[Doorbell]
I'll get it.
You just eat the avocado.
You don't discuss it.
Yes, can--whoa.
Hello?
Okay, you over there,
And you are right here,
And you, tuck in your shirt.
Excuse me, but who are you?
Yeah, what are you--
Sign here, here,
And here, please.
Wait a minute.
Who are you?
You can't just barge
Into our house
And make us sign things.
My name is rick howard
And I'm with mtv.
Mtv? Gimme the pen.
Dude let me sign first.
Okay.
Tell me what's this all about?
It's about one
Of your classmates in school.
Thornton, come in here, please.
Drake, josh,
Good to see you guys.
Hey, what's going on,
Thornton?
Well, I'm turning
Next week and mtv
Is showing my birthday party
On "dude, I'm ."
On mtv?
I love that show.
Yup.
Yeah, anyway,
So they wanna videotape me,
Handin' out
All the invitations,
So I'm gonna go out,
Come back in, and you guys
Just act natural.
Cool. Natural.
I can do that.
Yeah.
The hair cool with you?
You guys set?
Already rolling.
Go for it.
[Doorbell]
Go.
[Doorbell]
Get the door.
Oh.
I wonder who that could be.
We won't know
Till we open the door.
Thornton.
Hey, guys.
So, I'm having my birthday party
This saturday night
Down at club diego,
And you guys are invited.
Oh.
Thank you, thornton.
We'll be there.
And cut it.
Adequate job, guys.
That'll do it up.
Well, man,
Thanks for inviting us
To your party.
Yeah. Is it gonna be huge?
Well, it's gonna be hot,
But it's a tight list.
Only the coolest kids
I know.
But, then my mom said,
If I invited drake,
I had to invite you, too.
I'll take it.
And it originates
From bolivia
Which is why the avocado
Is a fruit, not a vegetable.
They're saying an avocado
Is a fruit.
It is.
It's a vegetable.
It's a fruit.
Avocados ain't sweet.
A fruit
Doesn't have to be sweet.
Yes, it does.
Then explain the lemon.
Okay, that's a cheap sh*t.
And you say
* And I never thought * people don't care.
* That it'd be so simple
* But I found a way
* I found a way
* If you open up your mind
* (See what's inside)
* It's gonna take some time
* To realize
* But if you look inside
* I'm sure you'll find
* Over your shoulder
* You know that I told you
* I'll always be
* Pickin' you up
* When you're down
* So just turn around
[Music]
I can't believe
You're gonna be
On "dude, I'm ."
I love that show.
I know.
Ooh, and get this:
You saw "galaxy wars"?
I love that movie.
I know.
At the party, mtv is gonna have
Some of the actual
Red skynauts there
To re-enact the scene.
"The battle of panthatar?"
Yeah.
I love that battle.
I know.
Josh, josh, josh,
Look what I have.
Look at it. Look at it.
Look at what I got.
Look what I got.
What, what, what?
The beatles'
"Abbey road" album
Signed by all four beatles.
No way.
Now how'd you get this?
You know
That old guy from england
Who lives two blocks over
From us?
Mister prumpet?
The guy
With the hot granddaughter?
Yes--and yes.
Look, anyway,
His brother used to be
A sound engineer for the beatles
Back in the 's,
So he has like a dozen
Of these autographed albums.
And he just gave this to you?
Yeah, for free.
And all I got to do is stay away
From his granddaughter.
Unbelievable.
John lennon, paul mccartney,
George harrison,
And ringo starr.
I know.
Excuse me,
Do you know what time
"Daddy one leg" starts?
Yeah.
The next show starts
In minutes.
Okay. Thanks.
Aww.
She's got nothin' to do
For minutes.
I think I can help her.
What's up, nichols?
Hey, thornton.
How ya doin', man?
I was just telling steve
About the unbelievable party
You're having.
Yeah. It's gonna be sweet.
Yes.
You know,
I didn't receive an invitation.
I don't know you.
Your loss.
What's his--
No one knows.
Hey, so
I'm trying to figure out
What I should put
In all the gift bags
For party guests.
Gift bags?
Yeah, mtv's lettin' me spend
Bucks per person,
So, do you think
I should give out
The underwater geo--
[Makes sound]
--Or the new pocket--
[Makes sound]
You know what?
I'll just give everyone both.
Yes.
Don't make those sounds
At my party.
Sorry.
Hey, have you seen
My girlfriend?
Diane?
No, broke up with diane.
Dating this new chick, maria.
I'm meeting her here
To see "daddy one leg."
Oh cool.
I heard they got really good--
--Uh, maria?
Yeah. Brunette,
Really cute, about '".
Ah.
She's supposed
To meet me here minutes ago.
I don't know where she could be.
Uhhh, you know--are you sure
That you should have broken up
With that diane girl,
'Cause she just seemed like
A winner.
She moved to vermont.
You could move there, too.
I hear they got trees
Full of syrup.
Thanks, but I'm just gonna go
Find--maria.
Thorton.
Free popcorn?
What are you doin', parker?
Kissin' a girl.
What are you doin'?
You were kissing
My girlfriend.
Oh, you know, that reminds me
Of a funny story--
What's the matter with you?
I'm sorry.
He's just an awesome kisser.
Oh no, he's not.
No, he's not.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
Thornton, you're way better.
Kiss him.
Kiss him right now.
Not a chance.
We are over.
Come on, thornton--
And you, you are uninvited
To my birthday party.
But hey,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't know
She was your girlfriend.
Yeah. He didn't know
She was your girlfriend.
You, too. Uninvited.
Oh, that's not fair.
Excuse me.
No yelling in the theater area.
Excuse me,
Where's the lady's restroom?
I am talking to people.
Uninvited.
Enough.
Hey.
Well, did you go
To thornton's house?
Did you apologize?
Yeah.
I went to thornton's house
And I apologized.
Well, perfect.
And?
He had his housekeeper
Kick me out,
Then he hit me with a broom,
And I fell down
Some brick stairs.
Oh, I really wanted to go
To that party.
Why do you ruin everything?
Don't worry, all right?
I'm gonna figure out a way
To get even with that thornton.
I don't wanna get even.
I wanna go
To that birthday party.
Well, thornton hates us.
Well, let's make him
Love us again.
I tried.
Well, maybe we can--
Hey, isn't thornton
A huge beatles fan?
Well, yeah, but I don't see
What that has to do--oh no.
No way.
Don't even think about it.
I'm telling you
If we give him that album
As a birthday present--
Absolutely not.
I guarantee you,
He'll re-invite us.
Dude, I love this album
More than I love myself.
Dude.
Okay, but I love this album
A lot.
Come on.
Look, this party is gonna be
All over mtv.
That's good for you
And your band.
Well, yeah. But--
Plus, they're giving away
Gift bags with free
Underwater geos and pocket pals.
But--
And, not only
Are the actual red skynauts
From "galaxy wars"
Is gonna be there, but I heard
From a semi-reliable source
That there's gonna be
A special appearance
By natasha bergman.
Princess oblongata?
Wearing the robe
Of curiosity.
Oh. But--
[Make sounds]
[Music]
Hi.
Names.
Oh, drake parker
And josh nichols,
But we're not on--
Not on the list.
Yeah, we know
We're not on the list.
But if we could just talk
To thornton
For a couple of minutes--
If you're not on the list,
I can't let you in.
No, you don't understand.
Please, could you just let--
If you could just go
Grab thornton,
We can explain and--
Come on. I'm telling--
Hey,
What are they doing here?
They're not invited.
Yes, sir.
I was just telling them.
But, please, thornton.
Drake didn't know
You were dating maria,
And he feels really bad
About it.
Oh.
I feel really bad about it.
And we brought you
An amazing birthday present
Just to show you
How sorry we are
About what happened.
Give him the present.
Give him the present.
Excuse me a second.
Give him the present.
Abbey road?
Signed by all four beatles?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
These are real autographs?
Yeah, all four.
Oh my god.
This is like
The best birthday present
I've ever gotten.
This is insane.
Thanks. Wow.
We're gonna go in.
I'm sorry, fellows.
Whoa, whoa. Hey.
You're not on the list.
But we just gave him a--
You just saw us
Giving him a present.
Wait.
Keebler, come out here.
Hey, come out here.
What?
Tell them to let us in.
Yeah.
No.
But we just gave you
The best present
You've ever gotten.
You said so.
Yeah, it is. Thanks.
You're still not invited
To my party.
Oh.
Oh, what did we do?
We just gave him--
And i--it was just--
[Both make sounds]
Will you quit looking at me
Like that?
No.
I'm gonna continue
Looking at you like this
For several more minutes.
Why are you mad at me?
Because you made me
Give that jerk
My autographed beatles album,
And we're still banned
From the party.
Well, I thought
It would work.
Well, it didn't.
Well, maybe,
If you didn't push your lips
Against every girl
With a mouth--
You know what?
--We wouldn't be in this--
Megan parker.
Welcome to the party,
Miss parker.
Right this way.
Oh, hey.
What are you doin' here?
Goin' to the party.
How'd you get invited?
Well,
Thornton's little brother
Has a thing for me,
So he invited me, and I figured,
You know, why not?
Well, can you get us in?
Can I bring
A couple of guests?
Sure.
No.
Hey--
--Evil.
Oh, I can't believe this.
We deserve to go
To that party.
Or at least
I deserve to get my album back.
Hey, hey.
The actors from "galaxy wars"
Are here.
sh**t 'em coming in.
Oh my god. They're here.
[Applause]
[Cheering]
Princess oblongata.
Wearing the robe
Of curiosity.
So, so curious.
Man, I can't believe
We're gonna miss this party.
Hey, I think
I figured out a way to get in,
All right?
Follow me.
Excuse us.
Yes?
Hello, red skynauts.
Hello.
Would you mind
If we took a picture
With you guys?
Sure.
Cool. Cool.
Okay, josh, just stand there
With the guys.
All right.
We are huge "galaxy wars" fans.
All right. Let's see.
All right.
Look tight, guys, look tight.
Wait.
Actually, you know what?
There's not enough light
Out here.
Do you mind
If we take the picture
In that dark alley over there?
No, not at all.
Come on.
Come on.
It'll be really easy.
It'll only take you a second.
Oh, we'll call it
"The dark alley sh**t."
Yeah, come on.
[Applause]
[Cheering]
I do not feel good
About this.
Yeah, I know.
These costumes
Make your butt sweat.
Not the costumes.
I don't like being at a party
Where I'm not welcome.
Well, look,
We're not gonna
Stay here, right?
I just wanna get
My beatles album back
And then we'll leave.
But, how are we gonna get
Your album back?
Look.
They're taking the presents
In that room over there.
Come on.
Okay. Now, let's find
Your beatles album
And get out of here.
Right.
[Growling]
What color of bag
Did we bring?
I don't remember.
Oh, we're never gonna find it.
Yes, we are.
Start rifling.
Rifling.
Okay, okay, okay, everyone.
I'd like to thank you all
For joining me here
On my th birthday.
And now,
Thanks to my friends
Over at mtv.
I give you
Some of the actual cast members
From "galaxy wars"
Performing the climax
Of the battle of panthatar.
[Music]
Where are the other skynauts?
Oh, biscuits.
Oh, man. Where is it?
I don't know.
Whoa.
You find it?
No, but somebody got him
A video watch.
Will you just look
For the album
So we can get out of here?
Right.
Put it back.
How do you open this curtain?
Dude.
Red skynauts, you're on.
Oh, sorry.
We were just practicing
Our moves.
Just get out there.
But are you sure--
Okay.
Just get on.
[Screaming]
You guys
Are supposed to duck.
What are you doin'?
Ow.
Hey, gork--hey, watch out.
No. No.
Hey, duck.
Whoa.
Ow, ow.
I gotta see this movie.
Ow.
[Makes sound]
I dropped from the space
On you.
I'm from space.
Ow. Ow.
Watch out.
Hey, stop it.
Ow, ow.
Oh, my head.
Ow. Oh, no.
Hey.
Will you stop hitting us?
Clearly, we don't know
The choreography.
Okay, back off, back off,
Back off, back off, back off.
All right.
What is the matter
With you guys?
Why aren't you--
Oh.
--Drat.
Hey.
Drake and josh are not invited.
I want them out of here.
No.
Not until
I get my beatles album back.
Look out.
He's got a prop.
Get them out of here.
I mean it, get away.
No.
Come on, you want some fire?
Come on.
Stay back.
Stay back.
Hey, move it. I mean it.
Get away.
Come on. I want you.
Stay back. Stay back.
The battle of panthatar
Is done.
Back to the ship.
[Screaming]
Come on. Let's get them.
Yeah. You guys better run.
They still followin' us?
No. I think we lost 'em
When we cut
Through the parking lot
At b.f. Wangs.
Yeah. Woo. That was close.
Hey, I'm sorry
We didn't get your album back.
Didn't we?
You got it?
I wasn't leaving there
Without the beatles.
Are you guys really
From the movie "galaxy wars?"
Yes.
Absolutely.
You guys wanna go get
Some tacos?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Look at this thing.
Yeah. It's so dorky.
Mom.
You guys better run.
What are they doing here?
They're not invited.
All right. One more time.
[Makes sound]
Oh, sorry.
All right. All right.
Director calls "wait."
Sorry, sorry.
Love you.
Hey, all good?