04x11 - Josh Is Done
Posted: 11/21/23 10:18
[Music]
Oh, man.
Drake and I
Have this huge chemistry test
Tomorrow morning.
Me and josh
Have this insanely important
Chemistry test tomorrow.
[Laughter]
So I've been studying
All night every night
For a week.
So I've been playin'
Lotsa ping-pong.
[Laughter]
Our teacher, mr. Roland,
Is really tough.
I mean,
If you're even one minute late
To his class,
[Ringing]
Come upstairs
And play ping-pong with me.
[Laughter]
No.
All right, I'm studying.
So ping-pong?
No.
[Laughter]
Anyway, I've come up
With a great way
To remember the atomic weight
Of the elements.
See, what I do--
[Ringing]
Yeah, what?
Where are you?
[Laughter]
Downstairs.
You were gonna come up
I said no such thing.
So what, you comin' up?
No, I'm studying.
Okay.
I get first serve.
What is wrong with you?
[Laughter]
I mean, I do pretty well
In chemistry, you know,
My strongest subject.
And this test tomorrow
Counts for a huge percentage
Of our grade and--
[Ringing]
Will you quit calling me?
Ping-pong time.
No.
I get the good paddle.
You get the bad one.
Be right up.
--A single bond is composed
Of two electrons;
One from each of the two atoms.
Carbon atoms
Can also form double bonds
Which allow you--
Dude, c'mon.
Let's play.
No.
All right,
I told you no ping-pong
[Laughter]
With which hand did you think
I was gonna catch that?
[Laughter]
C'mon, man.
You can serve.
Dude, this chemistry exam
Counts for percent
Of our grade, all right.
You may not care,
But I have to get an "a."
I care.
Sorta.
Not really.
All right.
I'll play just to stop you
And the battle begins.
Oh, my worthy opponent,
Are you prepared
To ping the pong?
I am prepared,
Young szechwan.
Your pong is no match
For my ping.
Oh, do your worst.
[Kung fu screams]
You've smashed
The window of transparency.
[Laughter]
Aw, man.
Mom and dad are gonna k*ll me.
All right, c'mon.
Let's finish the game.
[Laughter]
I don't have a paddle.
Oh, there's
An extra one downstairs.
Be back in a sec.
Look, we cannot be late
For this test.
Gimme seconds.
Here, you can study
While I'm gone.
But I don't think
That leaves us enough time--
[Laughter]
What is the atomic weight
Of beryllium?
Nine-point-oh-one.
[Kung fu scream]
[Laughter]
[Music]
* I never thought
* That it'd be so simple
* But I found a way
* I found a way
* If you open up your mind
* Soon you'll see
* It's gonna take some time
* To realize
* But if you look inside
* I'm sure you're fine
* Over your shoulder
* I'll always be
* Picking you up
* When you're down
* So just turn around
[Music]
[Whale sound]
What was that?
Humpback.
Jerk.
I wasn't calling you a name.
That was the sound
Of a humpback whale.
Oh.
Boob.
Yeah, well, you know what?
I don't like--
[Ringing]
Hello?
Oh, hey, kat.
You are?
You are?
[Whale sound]
Hey, could you stop that?
I'm trying to talk
On the phone here.
[Whale sound]
Quit it.
No, sorry.
It's just my little sister
Playing on her--
[Whale sound]
I'll meet you by your locker
In minutes.
You know, when a pretty girl
Calls me in the morning
And wants to make out
Before school, it doesn't help
When you start blasting
Your whale sounds.
[Whale sound]
[Laughter]
And you're the worst.
[Whale sound]
Hey, hey, where's drake?
Do you think this whale
Sounds depressed?
[Laughter]
Where's drake?
All right,
Our chemistry exam starts
In less than half an hour.
He left.
He left?
He did not leave.
[Laughter]
He left.
Yeah, I just said that.
How could he just
Take the car
And leave me stranded here?
Hey, when does your carpool
I need a ride to school.
Ooh, bad news for you.
What?
My class
Is going whale watching.
[Whale sound]
Would you stop playing
Those sounds?
[Whale sound]
Yeah, didn't see that comin'.
Okay, minutes
Until I have to get to class.
If I take my bike,
I should be able to get there--
Can't ride your bike.
Why?
Drake ran over it last night.
Oh, come on.
That ain't fair.
Come on.
All right, minutes.
Okay, minutes.
Twenty-three minutes
Until the exam starts.
School's two
If I run and the average speed
Of seven and a half miles
Per hour--
Just go.
Feet don't fail me now.
[Laughter]
[Bell ringing]
All right, class,
Close your books,
Put all materials
Underneath your desk.
Drake, stop kissing kat.
Your exam is about to begin.
You will have exactly minutes
To complete your--
[Laughter]
Please, please, let me in.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Mr. Nichols,
You know the rule.
But you don't understand.
See, I was about to come in--
I understand
That you are late
To my class,
You're not welcome in my class.
But what about the exam?
You will take a make-up exam
Next saturday morning
At : a.m.
One letter grade.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, you.
[Laughter]
What?
Come here.
Come here, you are--.
Let's go.
Mr. Nichols.
Let me closer.
You will leave
This classroom now.
But i--
Now.
I just--
Now.
Now if you would just allow me
To explain.
As I was saying,
You will use
Your number two pencil,
Not number three.
So unbelievably--why?
Everybody's questions
Don't ask them.
I want silence in this class.
Silence is golden.
[Shouting]
[Music]
Hey.
Hey, megan.
How was
Your whale watching trip?
So janie threw up
On our teacher, which I enjoyed.
[Laughter]
And look what I got
[Whale sound]
Nice.
And look,
It's also an energy drink.
How cute is that?
Very cute.
Hey, josh.
What goes on?
Just reading my book.
Look, I'm sorry
About this morning, all right?
You know, but kat called
And wanted to make out,
[Laughter]
All right, you're still mad,
But you won't be for long
'Cause I got you
Your very own sit 'n bounce.
[Laughter]
Sit 'n bounce.
[Laughter]
No, thanks.
Doesn't that kid,
Robbie next door,
Have a sit 'n bounce
Just like that?
No.
[Laughter]
No.
And come on.
Have you ever sat
And bounced before?
You can't be upset
When you're sittin'
And bouncin'.
[Laughter]
Would you please move?
Come on, dude.
I said I was sorry.
Yeah, I heard you.
Then stop being mad at me.
I'm not mad at you.
I'm done.
What is that supposed
To mean?
I don't want to do anything
So what,
Are you gonna move out?
No.
This is the house
Where I live in
And I guess we'll be roommates
Until the day I leave
For college,
But that's all we'll be,
Is roommates.
I'm done with you.
Whoa.
What?
You really did it this time.
Oh, come on.
You know how many times
Josh had been furious with me.
I mean,
He'll pout for day or two,
And then he'll get over it.
I don't know.
He sounded pretty serious.
Trust me, all right?
I know josh.
And there's no way
He's gonna keep this going--
I knew it.
I knew you took
My sit 'n bounce.
[Music]
So me and craig
Are in the swimming pool, right,
And we're halfway
Through a game of marco polo.
This is so great.
I look down and realize
He forgot to take 'em off.
No way.
Oh, true story.
You know that same thing
Happened to me once, too?
I was at canoe camp
And my boat buddy
Was from indonesia, right?
Excuse me, josh.
I'm having a little problem
With the popcorn machine.
Would you mind giving me a hand?
Well, I'm not working tonight
So could you ask someone else?
Sure.
You--thanks for nothing.
What's the matter with him?
Why'd he chuck my wiener?
[Laughter]
'Sup, people?
Hi, drake.
So, josh, tonight
I'm thinking we either see
"She's the dude"
Or "just my truck."
I heard both those movies
Were awful.
You see, the first tuesday
Of every month, josh and I
See the worst movie out there.
So which one you wanna see?
A laser light show downtown.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, it's been like
Five days.
When are you gonna stop
Being mad at me?
I told you,
I'm not mad at you.
I'm done with you.
Josh.
I mean it.
No, I was just walking out
Of the theater
And it landed in my hat.
No.
Oh, it's still flat.
[Laughter]
Come on.
Did you take my whale?
I was thirsty.
I don't want you drinking
From my whale without asking me.
[Laughter]
And have you even gotten
Out of bed today?
Go play with your whale.
[Laughter]
Oh.
I guess someone's a little upset
He doesn't have
A brother anymore.
You know,
If josh doesn't want me
In his life, fine with me.
Is it?
Yes.
Yes.
And let me tell you
A little something, all right?
He needs me
Way more than I need him.
You think?
Come on.
Without me, josh's life
Would totally fall apart.
I don't know.
What do you think
About that, whale?
Whale's not so sure.
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you take
Your little whale--
Hey, megan.
Hey.
Oh, you know
That chemistry exam
I had to make up this morning?
Yeah.
Aced it,
Didn't miss a single question.
Mr. Roland was so impressed,
He's not gonna even knock off
A letter grade.
That means
I got a percent, baby.
Up top.
Ooh, and you know
That cute checkout girl
At the stop 'n' shop?
Asked me out on a date.
She's like years old.
Not the express line.
Register five.
[Laughter]
And now, oh.
To play me a little racquetball
Your boss?
Yeah.
We've been getting along
A lot better lately.
See you, megs.
[Laughter]
Like his life's falling apart.
Oh, you just wait.
All right.
Without me, josh's life
Is nothing.
[Whale sound]
[Laughter]
[Music]
You enjoy your popcorn.
Wow.
A six-dollar tip.
That's so nice.
Hey, josh.
You left your rash cream
In my glove compartment.
[Laughter]
Keep it.
Huh?
You've had that rash
For three years.
Why would it just go away
All of a sudden?
I'm not sure.
Dr. Fishbaum says
It could have been
Stress related.
Ah.
Wait.
When did you first notice
It was gone?
About a week ago.
So just about the time
You kicked drake
Yeah.
So how
Was your racquetball game
With helen?
Awesome.
I beat her two games
You beat helen?
She's a pro.
I know.
I was just on fire.
Fire.
Fire.
I'm on fire.
There's no fire.
Just take a breath.
Take a breath.
In, out.
All right.
Hello, josh.
Hi, drake.
Why are you all sweaty?
I'm all sweaty
Because I ran out of gas
And had to walk
All the way here
Because somebody forgot
To fill up the car.
It's not my responsibility
You always fill up the car.
Used to.
Well, good.
Yeah, good for you.
I don't need your gas.
And just so you know,
I'm gonna see a movie right now
And I don't need
A free ticket from you
'Cause mom paid me bucks
To get out of the house.
So I don't need you
For anything.
Movie tickets here are $.
What?
And popcorn and soda
Are gonna cost you
Another six or seven.
You know what,
I'm not even gonna buy a ticket,
Just going right in.
Caucasian, sweaty,
Wearing a gray sweatshirt.
So what's the difference
And a submarine sandwich?
I always thought a hoagie
Was a hot sandwich
Hot or cold.
No.
I think
It's the other way around.
What's a grinder?
Same thing as a hoagie.
Hey.
Hey, let go.
Let go.
Josh, tell them to let me go.
Josh, josh, tell him--
Tell them-- look,
I know this guy,
I know this guy.
Ask him.
This guy a friend of yours?
No, he's not.
Josh.
You're gonna
Regret this, josh.
You need me.
So hoagie and a grinder;
That's right.
Yeah.
[Music]
[Ringing]
Students, class will begin
In exactly nine seconds.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Yes.
With three seconds to spare.
Sorry.
It's just that josh
Used to wake me up
Every morning.
Used to.
Mr. Parker,
Your personal problems
Don't interest me.
Please go to your lab station.
Yes, sir.
Hey, kat.
Hi, drake.
Is that a zit?
Huh?
Oh, no.
I've never had a zit before.
I'm drake.
I don't get zits.
Drake, please.
Why do I have a zit?
Just zit down--sit.
Sit down at your lab station.
Move.
No.
Roki is my new lab partner.
Dude, I'm your lab partner.
I've been your lab partner
All year.
I asked mr. Rolland
If I could switch.
My new lab partner.
I realize this is awkward.
My lab partner now?
You will work with clayton.
[Laughter]
Oh, no.
Clayton.
Nerd.
Hi, clayton.
Hi.
All right.
Your instructions
Are on the board.
What am I supposed
To mix this stuff with?
Uhhh, you just mix that stuff
With this stuff
And mix it with the stuff.
What?
I don't understand.
I'm just trying to do
My experiment
And not hurt anybody
So just mix that stuff.
What you're saying.
Drake, you better hurry
Or mr. Rolland's gonna get mad.
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Josh usually does everything
And I just watch.
Just take
The magnesium sulphate--
Wait.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Okay.
Okay.
Arms tingling.
Arms tingling.
Chemical emergency.
[Alarm]
Let's get him
In the power shower.
No.
No.
No.
Whoa.
What.
What--what is this?
What are you--what are you--aw.
Drake, are you all right?
What is this?
Whoa.
Hey.
Ah.
Turn it off.
Whoa.
Hey.
Ah.
Drake, you may come out now.
Sit down, drake.
Drake, sit down.
No.
Drake.
Josh.
Look, I'm sorry.
Well--
Look, let me finish okay.
I was wrong, okay.
I was wrong.
What do you mean?
Because I need you
More than you need me.
Way more than you need me.
All right.
Man, I'm sorry
And I'm sorry
And I'm sorry
I'm probably the worst brother
In the world and
You know you're way better off
Without me, you know.
I just need you to understand
That I just--sorry, josh.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Josh, would you like to go
Talk to drake?
No.
No, sir.
Class, let's get back
To our experiments.
[Music]
Hey, here's your guitar.
Thanks.
You're not even gonna ask
Why I took your guitar?
Why'd you take my guitar?
I used it to k*ll a spider.
[Laughter]
Okay, why aren't you
Freaking out?
It's no fun messin' with you
If you're not gonna freak out.
[Laughter]
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Yeah?
Wanna play some ping-pong?
No.
You really don't wanna put
A paddle in my hand.
[Laughter]
Later.
[Kung fu scream]
We have unfinished business,
Young szechwan.
Josh--
You will address me
Only as master mcgoo-goo.
[Laughter]
Your words they are strong,
Oh, but your skills are weak.
Your foolishness,
Young szechwan,
Has sealed your fate.
Oh, destiny is mine.
[Kung fu scream]
I've never seen someone
So obsessed with a gaming table
He found in a ditch
Behind a gas station.
Okay, ready.
Go.
All right.
One, zip; me.
Dude, you're losing.
You gonna have to play better
Than that if--
All right.
Hey, josh.
Hey, lee.
Did you get a haircut?
No.
Whiten your teeth.
No.
Why?
You just look really good.
Yeah?
Uh-huh.
And you know
I feel really good.
Oh, man.
Drake and I
Have this huge chemistry test
Tomorrow morning.
Me and josh
Have this insanely important
Chemistry test tomorrow.
[Laughter]
So I've been studying
All night every night
For a week.
So I've been playin'
Lotsa ping-pong.
[Laughter]
Our teacher, mr. Roland,
Is really tough.
I mean,
If you're even one minute late
To his class,
[Ringing]
Come upstairs
And play ping-pong with me.
[Laughter]
No.
All right, I'm studying.
So ping-pong?
No.
[Laughter]
Anyway, I've come up
With a great way
To remember the atomic weight
Of the elements.
See, what I do--
[Ringing]
Yeah, what?
Where are you?
[Laughter]
Downstairs.
You were gonna come up
I said no such thing.
So what, you comin' up?
No, I'm studying.
Okay.
I get first serve.
What is wrong with you?
[Laughter]
I mean, I do pretty well
In chemistry, you know,
My strongest subject.
And this test tomorrow
Counts for a huge percentage
Of our grade and--
[Ringing]
Will you quit calling me?
Ping-pong time.
No.
I get the good paddle.
You get the bad one.
Be right up.
--A single bond is composed
Of two electrons;
One from each of the two atoms.
Carbon atoms
Can also form double bonds
Which allow you--
Dude, c'mon.
Let's play.
No.
All right,
I told you no ping-pong
[Laughter]
With which hand did you think
I was gonna catch that?
[Laughter]
C'mon, man.
You can serve.
Dude, this chemistry exam
Counts for percent
Of our grade, all right.
You may not care,
But I have to get an "a."
I care.
Sorta.
Not really.
All right.
I'll play just to stop you
And the battle begins.
Oh, my worthy opponent,
Are you prepared
To ping the pong?
I am prepared,
Young szechwan.
Your pong is no match
For my ping.
Oh, do your worst.
[Kung fu screams]
You've smashed
The window of transparency.
[Laughter]
Aw, man.
Mom and dad are gonna k*ll me.
All right, c'mon.
Let's finish the game.
[Laughter]
I don't have a paddle.
Oh, there's
An extra one downstairs.
Be back in a sec.
Look, we cannot be late
For this test.
Gimme seconds.
Here, you can study
While I'm gone.
But I don't think
That leaves us enough time--
[Laughter]
What is the atomic weight
Of beryllium?
Nine-point-oh-one.
[Kung fu scream]
[Laughter]
[Music]
* I never thought
* That it'd be so simple
* But I found a way
* I found a way
* If you open up your mind
* Soon you'll see
* It's gonna take some time
* To realize
* But if you look inside
* I'm sure you're fine
* Over your shoulder
* I'll always be
* Picking you up
* When you're down
* So just turn around
[Music]
[Whale sound]
What was that?
Humpback.
Jerk.
I wasn't calling you a name.
That was the sound
Of a humpback whale.
Oh.
Boob.
Yeah, well, you know what?
I don't like--
[Ringing]
Hello?
Oh, hey, kat.
You are?
You are?
[Whale sound]
Hey, could you stop that?
I'm trying to talk
On the phone here.
[Whale sound]
Quit it.
No, sorry.
It's just my little sister
Playing on her--
[Whale sound]
I'll meet you by your locker
In minutes.
You know, when a pretty girl
Calls me in the morning
And wants to make out
Before school, it doesn't help
When you start blasting
Your whale sounds.
[Whale sound]
[Laughter]
And you're the worst.
[Whale sound]
Hey, hey, where's drake?
Do you think this whale
Sounds depressed?
[Laughter]
Where's drake?
All right,
Our chemistry exam starts
In less than half an hour.
He left.
He left?
He did not leave.
[Laughter]
He left.
Yeah, I just said that.
How could he just
Take the car
And leave me stranded here?
Hey, when does your carpool
I need a ride to school.
Ooh, bad news for you.
What?
My class
Is going whale watching.
[Whale sound]
Would you stop playing
Those sounds?
[Whale sound]
Yeah, didn't see that comin'.
Okay, minutes
Until I have to get to class.
If I take my bike,
I should be able to get there--
Can't ride your bike.
Why?
Drake ran over it last night.
Oh, come on.
That ain't fair.
Come on.
All right, minutes.
Okay, minutes.
Twenty-three minutes
Until the exam starts.
School's two
If I run and the average speed
Of seven and a half miles
Per hour--
Just go.
Feet don't fail me now.
[Laughter]
[Bell ringing]
All right, class,
Close your books,
Put all materials
Underneath your desk.
Drake, stop kissing kat.
Your exam is about to begin.
You will have exactly minutes
To complete your--
[Laughter]
Please, please, let me in.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Mr. Nichols,
You know the rule.
But you don't understand.
See, I was about to come in--
I understand
That you are late
To my class,
You're not welcome in my class.
But what about the exam?
You will take a make-up exam
Next saturday morning
At : a.m.
One letter grade.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, you.
[Laughter]
What?
Come here.
Come here, you are--.
Let's go.
Mr. Nichols.
Let me closer.
You will leave
This classroom now.
But i--
Now.
I just--
Now.
Now if you would just allow me
To explain.
As I was saying,
You will use
Your number two pencil,
Not number three.
So unbelievably--why?
Everybody's questions
Don't ask them.
I want silence in this class.
Silence is golden.
[Shouting]
[Music]
Hey.
Hey, megan.
How was
Your whale watching trip?
So janie threw up
On our teacher, which I enjoyed.
[Laughter]
And look what I got
[Whale sound]
Nice.
And look,
It's also an energy drink.
How cute is that?
Very cute.
Hey, josh.
What goes on?
Just reading my book.
Look, I'm sorry
About this morning, all right?
You know, but kat called
And wanted to make out,
[Laughter]
All right, you're still mad,
But you won't be for long
'Cause I got you
Your very own sit 'n bounce.
[Laughter]
Sit 'n bounce.
[Laughter]
No, thanks.
Doesn't that kid,
Robbie next door,
Have a sit 'n bounce
Just like that?
No.
[Laughter]
No.
And come on.
Have you ever sat
And bounced before?
You can't be upset
When you're sittin'
And bouncin'.
[Laughter]
Would you please move?
Come on, dude.
I said I was sorry.
Yeah, I heard you.
Then stop being mad at me.
I'm not mad at you.
I'm done.
What is that supposed
To mean?
I don't want to do anything
So what,
Are you gonna move out?
No.
This is the house
Where I live in
And I guess we'll be roommates
Until the day I leave
For college,
But that's all we'll be,
Is roommates.
I'm done with you.
Whoa.
What?
You really did it this time.
Oh, come on.
You know how many times
Josh had been furious with me.
I mean,
He'll pout for day or two,
And then he'll get over it.
I don't know.
He sounded pretty serious.
Trust me, all right?
I know josh.
And there's no way
He's gonna keep this going--
I knew it.
I knew you took
My sit 'n bounce.
[Music]
So me and craig
Are in the swimming pool, right,
And we're halfway
Through a game of marco polo.
This is so great.
I look down and realize
He forgot to take 'em off.
No way.
Oh, true story.
You know that same thing
Happened to me once, too?
I was at canoe camp
And my boat buddy
Was from indonesia, right?
Excuse me, josh.
I'm having a little problem
With the popcorn machine.
Would you mind giving me a hand?
Well, I'm not working tonight
So could you ask someone else?
Sure.
You--thanks for nothing.
What's the matter with him?
Why'd he chuck my wiener?
[Laughter]
'Sup, people?
Hi, drake.
So, josh, tonight
I'm thinking we either see
"She's the dude"
Or "just my truck."
I heard both those movies
Were awful.
You see, the first tuesday
Of every month, josh and I
See the worst movie out there.
So which one you wanna see?
A laser light show downtown.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, it's been like
Five days.
When are you gonna stop
Being mad at me?
I told you,
I'm not mad at you.
I'm done with you.
Josh.
I mean it.
No, I was just walking out
Of the theater
And it landed in my hat.
No.
Oh, it's still flat.
[Laughter]
Come on.
Did you take my whale?
I was thirsty.
I don't want you drinking
From my whale without asking me.
[Laughter]
And have you even gotten
Out of bed today?
Go play with your whale.
[Laughter]
Oh.
I guess someone's a little upset
He doesn't have
A brother anymore.
You know,
If josh doesn't want me
In his life, fine with me.
Is it?
Yes.
Yes.
And let me tell you
A little something, all right?
He needs me
Way more than I need him.
You think?
Come on.
Without me, josh's life
Would totally fall apart.
I don't know.
What do you think
About that, whale?
Whale's not so sure.
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you take
Your little whale--
Hey, megan.
Hey.
Oh, you know
That chemistry exam
I had to make up this morning?
Yeah.
Aced it,
Didn't miss a single question.
Mr. Roland was so impressed,
He's not gonna even knock off
A letter grade.
That means
I got a percent, baby.
Up top.
Ooh, and you know
That cute checkout girl
At the stop 'n' shop?
Asked me out on a date.
She's like years old.
Not the express line.
Register five.
[Laughter]
And now, oh.
To play me a little racquetball
Your boss?
Yeah.
We've been getting along
A lot better lately.
See you, megs.
[Laughter]
Like his life's falling apart.
Oh, you just wait.
All right.
Without me, josh's life
Is nothing.
[Whale sound]
[Laughter]
[Music]
You enjoy your popcorn.
Wow.
A six-dollar tip.
That's so nice.
Hey, josh.
You left your rash cream
In my glove compartment.
[Laughter]
Keep it.
Huh?
You've had that rash
For three years.
Why would it just go away
All of a sudden?
I'm not sure.
Dr. Fishbaum says
It could have been
Stress related.
Ah.
Wait.
When did you first notice
It was gone?
About a week ago.
So just about the time
You kicked drake
Yeah.
So how
Was your racquetball game
With helen?
Awesome.
I beat her two games
You beat helen?
She's a pro.
I know.
I was just on fire.
Fire.
Fire.
I'm on fire.
There's no fire.
Just take a breath.
Take a breath.
In, out.
All right.
Hello, josh.
Hi, drake.
Why are you all sweaty?
I'm all sweaty
Because I ran out of gas
And had to walk
All the way here
Because somebody forgot
To fill up the car.
It's not my responsibility
You always fill up the car.
Used to.
Well, good.
Yeah, good for you.
I don't need your gas.
And just so you know,
I'm gonna see a movie right now
And I don't need
A free ticket from you
'Cause mom paid me bucks
To get out of the house.
So I don't need you
For anything.
Movie tickets here are $.
What?
And popcorn and soda
Are gonna cost you
Another six or seven.
You know what,
I'm not even gonna buy a ticket,
Just going right in.
Caucasian, sweaty,
Wearing a gray sweatshirt.
So what's the difference
And a submarine sandwich?
I always thought a hoagie
Was a hot sandwich
Hot or cold.
No.
I think
It's the other way around.
What's a grinder?
Same thing as a hoagie.
Hey.
Hey, let go.
Let go.
Josh, tell them to let me go.
Josh, josh, tell him--
Tell them-- look,
I know this guy,
I know this guy.
Ask him.
This guy a friend of yours?
No, he's not.
Josh.
You're gonna
Regret this, josh.
You need me.
So hoagie and a grinder;
That's right.
Yeah.
[Music]
[Ringing]
Students, class will begin
In exactly nine seconds.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Yes.
With three seconds to spare.
Sorry.
It's just that josh
Used to wake me up
Every morning.
Used to.
Mr. Parker,
Your personal problems
Don't interest me.
Please go to your lab station.
Yes, sir.
Hey, kat.
Hi, drake.
Is that a zit?
Huh?
Oh, no.
I've never had a zit before.
I'm drake.
I don't get zits.
Drake, please.
Why do I have a zit?
Just zit down--sit.
Sit down at your lab station.
Move.
No.
Roki is my new lab partner.
Dude, I'm your lab partner.
I've been your lab partner
All year.
I asked mr. Rolland
If I could switch.
My new lab partner.
I realize this is awkward.
My lab partner now?
You will work with clayton.
[Laughter]
Oh, no.
Clayton.
Nerd.
Hi, clayton.
Hi.
All right.
Your instructions
Are on the board.
What am I supposed
To mix this stuff with?
Uhhh, you just mix that stuff
With this stuff
And mix it with the stuff.
What?
I don't understand.
I'm just trying to do
My experiment
And not hurt anybody
So just mix that stuff.
What you're saying.
Drake, you better hurry
Or mr. Rolland's gonna get mad.
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Josh usually does everything
And I just watch.
Just take
The magnesium sulphate--
Wait.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Okay.
Okay.
Arms tingling.
Arms tingling.
Chemical emergency.
[Alarm]
Let's get him
In the power shower.
No.
No.
No.
Whoa.
What.
What--what is this?
What are you--what are you--aw.
Drake, are you all right?
What is this?
Whoa.
Hey.
Ah.
Turn it off.
Whoa.
Hey.
Ah.
Drake, you may come out now.
Sit down, drake.
Drake, sit down.
No.
Drake.
Josh.
Look, I'm sorry.
Well--
Look, let me finish okay.
I was wrong, okay.
I was wrong.
What do you mean?
Because I need you
More than you need me.
Way more than you need me.
All right.
Man, I'm sorry
And I'm sorry
And I'm sorry
I'm probably the worst brother
In the world and
You know you're way better off
Without me, you know.
I just need you to understand
That I just--sorry, josh.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Josh, would you like to go
Talk to drake?
No.
No, sir.
Class, let's get back
To our experiments.
[Music]
Hey, here's your guitar.
Thanks.
You're not even gonna ask
Why I took your guitar?
Why'd you take my guitar?
I used it to k*ll a spider.
[Laughter]
Okay, why aren't you
Freaking out?
It's no fun messin' with you
If you're not gonna freak out.
[Laughter]
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Yeah?
Wanna play some ping-pong?
No.
You really don't wanna put
A paddle in my hand.
[Laughter]
Later.
[Kung fu scream]
We have unfinished business,
Young szechwan.
Josh--
You will address me
Only as master mcgoo-goo.
[Laughter]
Your words they are strong,
Oh, but your skills are weak.
Your foolishness,
Young szechwan,
Has sealed your fate.
Oh, destiny is mine.
[Kung fu scream]
I've never seen someone
So obsessed with a gaming table
He found in a ditch
Behind a gas station.
Okay, ready.
Go.
All right.
One, zip; me.
Dude, you're losing.
You gonna have to play better
Than that if--
All right.
Hey, josh.
Hey, lee.
Did you get a haircut?
No.
Whiten your teeth.
No.
Why?
You just look really good.
Yeah?
Uh-huh.
And you know
I feel really good.